Mr. Saturn’s Stars #99 Weekly Horoscopes for 9/2-9/8, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 9/2-9/8, 2019

 

 Aries- If you have been burning the candle at both ends as of late now would be a good time to take stock in your health as well as your sanity and consider getting rid of some of your bad habits and starting some newer, healthier ones. With four major planets in your House of Health and all of them at some point squaring Jupiter in your House of Philosophy, this would be the perfect time to rethink your youthful delusions about being immortal and realize that not taking care of yourself has consequences. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Career are making their own demands and as they align with Neptune behind the scenes it is important to realize that success without health is no success at all. Uranus in your House of Self Worth my have you feeling invincible but that’s just your fear about not being good enough wearing a disguise. Don’t begrudge yourself taking the time to eat right and get the appropriate rest.

 

Taurus- As Jupiter transits your House of Transformation you are no doubt feeling a deep need to expand beyond your current boundaries. Add to this the fact that the King of the Planets is squaring 4 major heavenly bodies in your House of Creativity and your agenda should be clear; take a risk, start an adventure, do something different, whatever, just don’t play it safe now if you can embark upon a journey into the unknown. With Saturn and Pluto both retrograde in your House of Philosophy, your usual paralysis in the face of the status quo has been lifted and with Neptune in your House of Dreams your inspiration level should be on high alert too. What has been setting the stage for all this wanderlust and curiosity though has been Uranus, the planet of rebellion and innovation, rabble rousing in your sign. Right now the natural order for you is a tsunami not a cricket match at Downton Abbey……..So get going, embrace the Twilight Zone!

 

Gemini- If life has been on your case as of late your tendency will probably be to circle the wagons around the homestead and hunker down, especially with 4 planets now in your House of Symbolic Foundations and the worrisome sign of Virgo. In addition, all of these Virgo planets are also being squared by Jupiter in your House of Partnerships, meaning that what we likely have here is a recipe for coming off as either arrogant or secretive when it is of the utmost importance for you to make others believe that you are willing to be transparent and work things out. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Transformation aligning with Neptune in your House of Career will also tend to make you seem as if you’re trying to hide something and since you probably are, Uranus behind the scenes would like to have you believe no one can tell you what to do anyway……..Oh well, if you think that approach will work, try it, see what happens.

 

Cancer- Whether you like it or not everyone at work is looking to you to do the right thing. So, whatcha gonna do? Four major planets in your House of Communication and the do it by the book sign of Virgo are all squaring noble Jupiter in your House of Work, meaning that whether you are a supervisor who has to stand up for what’s best for the group or an employee who has to stand up for their rights the buck is going to stop with you. Neptune in your House of Philosophy will probably make you want to compromise, but both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Partnerships will be trying to make the case for nothing short of a revolution. Of course everyone around you will have a different opinion, some good, some dumb, although with Uranus in your House of Groups the right decision will be probably be made spontaneously after an emergency of some sort, so trust your intuition and do what you feel is right and you just might be at the top of the ant hill when the dust settles.

 

Leo- Sometimes the shit hits the fan because that’s the only thing that will motivate certain types of people out of their complacency and into necessary action. Right now four major planets are in your House of Self Worth and together they are aligning with both Saturn and Pluto in your House of Work as they all try to spur you on to take the tiger by the tail on the job. Meanwhile, Jupiter in your House of Creativity is preparing a strategy to save the day, just like Batman when everything is at its darkest. If this is all sounding a bit melodramatic that’s because if someone doesn’t pump you up you will likely try to rationalize doing absolutely nothing as the most efficient and practical course of action in order not to be hassled or inconvenienced. Boo hoo hoo…..Stop whining. You are the most capable person in the situation and while you may not lose anything by standing by and watching the ship go down, on the other hand you might just gain some unexpected perks and advancement by a willingness to have an opinion and act on it.

 

Virgo- With four major planets in your sign now this is your time. The Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars are a potent quartet for anything that needs to be communicated, created, or improvised, particularly as they all square expansive Jupiter in  your House of Foundations. Add to this Neptune in your House of Relationships and both Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity and you might just have what it takes to charm anybody out of anything. Uranus in your House of Philosophy could give you more of a maverick attitude that usual, but with everything else you have going on in your chart now if this isn’t the time to take a chance then when is……..? Hell, maybe you should even consider running for office as a Visionary Progressive; if anybody could sell a dream now you can.

 

Libra- With the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars all behind the scenes now and squaring Jupiter in your House of Communication, this would be an excellent time for you to hunker down with a project or engage in anything where accurate, detailed work needs to be done in order to pull a concept together so it can fly. Saturn and Pluto at your Symbolic Foundation aligning with Neptune in your House of Work will make your efforts at this time not only inspired but economic and efficient as well. Uranus in your House of Transformation is providing you with some true visions and courage right now, so be willing to risk creating art instead of playing it safe and settling for making commerce, you’ll be glad you did!

 

Scorpio- If you are presented with a challenge now, either personally or professionally, take it! The Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars are all in your House of Dreams and together they square Jupiter in your House of Self Worth, meaning embrace what you are confronted with now both seriously and personally. There’s nothing wrong with being motivated by pride if you know you can make something better that others would both support and appreciate. Uranus in your House of Relationships could be either a disruptive or liberating influence at this time, depending on whether you want to continue being with a partner (either business or romantic) or not. The Lunar Arc this week will be progressing through your first three houses, meaning take a moment to think about what you want and once you make a decision then go after it like the 7thCavalry charging at the Little Bighorn (with better results, of course).

Sagittarius- Jupiter in your sign is pushing you forward, especially as he squares the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars in your House of Career. Figure out a plan, make a concerted effort, leave no stone unturned, and even kiss a little ass if need be (but not too much) in order to advance yourself. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Self Worth have been training you well and as they both align with Neptune at the bottom of your chart you may just start to see why you’ve had to go through all the crap you did in the not too distant past. Now though you’re in the catbird seat, particularly with revolutionary Uranus in your House of the Status quo. You could very well benefit form an unexpected shake up at work so get ready for a Chinese fire drill as soon as the situation seemingly hits a red light……..Go, go, go and you just might end up in the driver’s seat.

 

Capricorn- With four major planets now in your House of Philosophy and all of them squaring Jupiter behind the scenes this is probably the perfect time for you to look around your life and see what needs to be repaired; and that means anything from a computer on the fritz to an unrequited love life. Uranus is in your House of Romance at this time so keep your eyes open or a whirlwind affair might just pass you by without you even noticing it was a possibility. On the other hand, Saturn and Pluto in your sign aligning with Neptune in your House of Communication should make your intuition unusually sharp now in regards to knowing what needs to be done if anything breaks, either at home or on the job. The Lunar Arc this week could see you on an emotional rollercoaster as it progresses from your House of Dreams through the back door into your sign, meaning don’t be disappointed about something that hasn’t been decided yet. It isn’t over until the fat lady sings and if it’s quiet then enjoy the peace, for now at least.

 

Aquarius- If you have been wanting to change something in your life, then this is the time. The Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars are all in your House of Transformation and as they square Jupiter in your House of Dreams you have probably not been in a better position in quite a long time in regards to being able to let go of something which doesn’t work or to try something new and adventurous. Saturn and Pluto behind the scenes have been motivating you to exhaustively research various avenues of opportunity, with the result being that you really do know how shit works at this point and you’re ready to get something going. Neptune in your House of Self Worth has been helping you to transcend your limitations by trapping you in your own logic until you were finally forced to say to yourself, “enough of this shit!” Congratulations, now with Uranus at the bottom of your chart motivating you to be rebellious and the Lunar Arc progressing through your Houses of Career and Dreams, you are ready to make the necessary jump to something better……..Just double check your parachute first……..It’s a good time for you, but don’t be stupid.

 

Pisces- As the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars all transit through your House of Relationships and square Jupiter in your House of Public Image, it may be time for you to stop thinking of a significant other as just a friend and instead start to see the two of you as a couple. Iconoclastic Uranus in your House of Communication may make it difficult for old independent you to voice such a sentiment, but with romantic Neptune in your sign beneficially aligning with Saturn and Pluto in your House of Friends, maybe your arrangement with this person as a friend with extras is actually a committed relationship if you don’t want those extras from anyone else? As the Lunar Arc moves through your House of Philosophy to meet up with expansive and noble Jupiter, maybe it’s time for you to exchange thinking of “me” and “you” when you’re with this person and instead start to realize it’s “we?”

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #98 Weekly Horoscopes for 8/26-9/1, 2019

 

Weekly Horoscopes for 8/26-9/1, 2019

 

Aries– This looks to be a busy week as the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars will be transiting through your House of Work and the detail oriented sign of Virgo, where they will all align with Uranus in your House of Self Worth, perhaps indicating that an avalanche of unexpected responsibilities could come crashing down on your head. Not to worry though, for you should be more than up for the task as Uranus is the planet of innovation and all those Virgo planets are about getting things done. Jupiter in your House of Philosophy squaring Neptune behind the scenes could manage to steal some of your energy, although with Saturn in your House of Public Image also aspecting Neptune, know that your unwavering sense of responsibility will be what see’s you through until you can finally kick your feet up on the weekend and take a break.

 

Taurus- Uranus in your sign will motivate you to take chances now, especially since the planet of rebellion and innovation is aligning with a stellium of planets in your House of Creativity and the practical sign of Virgo. Expect Jupiter in your House of Transformation to contribute to this newly found sense of adventurousness, especially as the King of the Planets will be colliding with visionary Neptune in your House of Dreams. The danger here is that a Jupiter/Neptune meeting could lead to the land of unreality, although with Saturn in your House of Philosophy and the stable sign of Capricorn to chaperone these two, you could very well end up turning inspiration into income rather than incompetence. Things should go in your favor now so be sure to make the most of it while you can.

 

Gemini- You’re a sign that likes variety although before you start checking if the grass is greener on the other side of the fence make sure everything is in order at home, particularly with the Sun, Venus, Mercury, and Mars all marching through your living room, so to speak, and aligning with crazy Uranus behind the scenes. Make sure you don’t get blindsided because you weren’t paying attention to something that has been giving you warning signs for a while now. Jupiter in your House of Relationships at this time could see you being overly dependent on a partner or colleague just when Saturn retrograde in your House of Transformation is trying to get you to be more responsible. Let Pluto in your House of Transformation help you to let go of the need to avoid responsibility, especially since a ton of it is about to fall on you. Wake up!

 

Cancer- You’re a sign that likes to see things go smoothly so the thought of a confrontation with another is something you generally hope to avoid. Having a live and let live attitude is admirable, although this week you may not be allowed to have that luxury. The Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars will all be transiting through your House of Communication at this time and as they do they will be aspecting rebellious Uranus in your House of Groups, meaning that if you are in a leadership position you may have to dispense with some discipline on someone you supervise, or else you may have to be insubordinate and stand up to a superior who is abusing their authority. Either way you will have to show your crab claws. Jupiter in your House of Work will have others looking to you for guidance so make sure you don’t allow Neptune in your House of Philosophy to trick you into being a softie. Be willing to fight for what’s right.

 

Leo- If you know something needs to be done then stop complaining about it and get to work! The Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars are all marching through your House of Self Worth where they will each align with iconoclastic Uranus in your House of Career, meaning that you can do your reputation a big favor at this time if you’re willing to be a little adventurous and take a chance to do something the way you think it ought to be done rather than whatever approach conventional wisdom might suggest. Jupiter in your House of Creativity is an expansive influence now, so let the King of the Planets motivate you to think big. If you’re wrong Saturn and Neptune will be there to help improvise a solution. Be willing to take a chance and think big and you just might actually end up with a surprising success!

 

Virgo- You should be feeling your oats this week as the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars all travel through your sign and align with inventive Uranus in your House of Philosophy. Take a risk, try something different, and be willing to break a rule (or two). You’re known for being a practical and dependable sign, so if you’re truly feeling inspired don’t be afraid of making that leap into spontanaeity. After all, what’s all your practicality been good for if it can’t afford you the freedom to take an occasional chance? Jupiter transiting across the bottom of your chart is an expansive influence and as he squares Neptune in your House of Relationships make sure you don’t let a partner rain on your parade. The good news is that they can’t if you don’t let them…….So, don’t let them!

 

Libra- You are filled with ideas at this time as the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars all convene behind the scenes in your chart to plot a course of action. Uranus in your House of Transformation is aligning nicely with the aforementioned planets, meaning that if your intention is to either expand yourself or your sphere of influence in the near future then “the odds are ever in your favor.” Jupiter in your House of Communication will have you feeling the need to share your thoughts and inspirations, while at the same time Neptune in your House of Routines may be trying to tell you that the moment isn’t quite right yet. Follow the lead of Saturn at your root as he motivates you to make sure that every “t” is crossed and every “i” is dotted before you make your big push. If you can wait until you see the whites of their eyes you will undoubtedly hit your mark, so take a deep breath and try to be patient, it won’t have to be for long.

 

Scorpio- The Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars are all moving now through your House of Dreams and the practical sign of Virgo and pointing out what needs to be done at this time in order to make your innermost hopes come true. Uranus in your House of Relationships is also aligning with the aforementioned planets, which could indicate that perhaps some unexpected connections might need to happen before a new direction can be set. Most of us fear the unexpected, but in your case serendipity could literally turn out to be a friend (albeit in disguise) you haven’t met yet.  Jupiter in your House of Self Worth represents the writing on the wall that you are destined to move forward in a big way, while Neptune in your House of Creativity is that element of subconscious genius that is yearning to break free and play with the Gods. Before you rationalize holding yourself back, keep in mind that the destination doesn’t really exist until you take that first step……….

 

Sagittarius- With your ruling planet of Jupiter in your sign, ambition should not be in short supply at this time. What’s even better news though is that with the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars all passing through your House of Career and the practical sign of Virgo, having a wealth of good ideas during this period should also be one of your strong suits, particularly as innovative and adventurous Uranus in your House of Work will be there to make sure all those Virgo planets don’t limit themselves by being too conservative. Both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Self Worth aligning with Neptune at your symbolic core should help you to remain patient if any setbacks should occur, for even though you have the ambition and the means to get where you’d hope to go, one must also remember Rome wasn’t built in a day.

 

Capricorn- Saturn and Pluto in your sign for the last little while have no doubt been rearranging your life, but now as the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars enter your House of Philosophy and the organized sign of Virgo, perhaps you might be starting to see a light at the end of what has seemed a never ending tunnel of frustration? Add to this mix the innovative energy of Uranus in the sign of Taurus and your House of Creativity and maybe, just maybe, a bigger breakthrough than you ever imagined could be at hand? Jupiter behind the scenes has been keeping hope alive and Neptune in your House of Thinking has kept you dreaming of something better as one challenge after  another has come along, so, once again, maybe, just maybe, you’re on the verge of something cathartic if you can just hold on until………I don’t know…..Bernie is elected President?………..

 

Aquarius- If you know something needs to change and you’re willing to take that tiger by the tail, this could be the time when you make a significant breakthrough to transform your circumstances for the better. The Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars are all in your House of Transformation and the efficient sign of Virgo, while Uranus, the planet of the unexpected, is at your Symbolic Foundation, meaning there are perhaps more possibilities available than you might currently imagine. Jupiter in your House of Dreams is trying to help you think big, but Neptune in your House of Self Worth is not making you feel very big, which isn’t being improved much by Saturn retrograde behind the scenes reminding you of all your past mistakes. There isn’t much to say right now except to keep swimming with all those Salmon dreams you have and give yourself a chance. What’s in store is on a need to know basis and the good news is you’ve only exhausted the opportunities you’ve been aware of.

 

Pisces- Neptune in your sign for the last little while has been making you blissfully unaware of certain realities that others have been taking care of for you, however, as the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars transit through your House of Relationships you may be confronted with these responsibilities when your support system decides to call you out. Uranus in your House of Communication could bring some unexpected news that at first may seem bad, but on the other hand it could also awaken some new things in you that are very, very good and have been dormant for a while, like ambition and responsibility. Jupiter in your House of Career has been illuminating you in a good many ways, yet at the same time it has also been blinding you to some basic realities that have to be accepted. Success is a long road, but first you have to face its challenges before you can even begin the journey.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #97 Weekly Horoscopes for 8/19-8/25, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 8/19-8/25, 2019

 

 Aries- As the Sun, Venus, and Mars exit your House of Fun and Creativity to enter your House of Routines and the detail oriented sign of Virgo, expect the high energy and fun of last week to quickly become a series of challenges and obstacles that will require some novel solutions. Considering that these Virgo planets will be in alignment with Uranus in your House of Self Worth, there is no doubt that you will rise to whatever conundrums are at hand as you find motivation where others may only see misfortune. Jupiter in your House of Philosophy aligning with Mercury in your House of Creativity would further accentuate this theme of ingenious solutions, so keep your nose to the grindstone and don’t stop until the foreman yells, “Miller time!!!!!”

 

Taurus- Having crazy, erratic, undisciplined Uranus in your sign is undoubtedly quite a shock to your stable, status quo sensibility, although later in the week there will be a trio of repair workers moving into the neighborhood to help you out as the Sun, Venus, and Mars enter the disciplined and detail oriented sign of Virgo and your House of Creativity. What at first had seemed like a barrage of challenges around a new creative project should now instead turn into some unexpected benefits as these upbeat and practical energies come into play in the sign that fixes things. Add to this Jupiter in your House of Transformation working nicely with Mercury in the proud sign of Leo and your previous “Oh no, what’s next” attitude should segue nicely into a very productive “can do” outlook…… So get out there and get shit done!

 

Gemini- Last week’s top heavy Leo energy probably had you thinking that you’d be able to bullshit your way out of just about anything, although with the Sun, Venus, and Mars now leaving pompous Leo to enter persnickety Virgo, get ready for the fact checkers to start snooping in places you’d rather they didn’t. Saturn retrograde in your House of Joint Resources will also be doing his little investigations, so if you’re hoping to do some damage control before you get caught with your hand in the cookie jar make sure to follow the lead of Jupiter in your House of Partnerships and Mercury in your House of Communications and call in any favors you possibly can. You’re not above the Law, but if you’re lucky you might be able to get far enough out ahead of it to give you time to formulate another strategy. It ain’t much, but it’s what you got!

 

Cancer- You are a sign that likes to operate on your intuition and connecting to other’s feelings, although as the Sun, Venus, and Mars enter the practical sign of Virgo and your House of Communication, make sure to get any sensitive correspondences about work or finances in writing, particularly as Uranus in your House of Groups will be aligning with these new Virgo planets, thereby increasing the possibilities of misunderstandings and outright lies. Mercury in your House of Self Worth and Jupiter in your House of Routines will have you trusting that everyone you’re familiar with is on the honor system and can be depended upon, however, hot flash from the news room, they can’t, so make sure to cover your ass and keep records.

 

Leo- All those positive vibes you were feeling last week when there was a stellium of planets in your sign are going to change now as the Sun, Venus, and Mars all move into your House of Self Worth and the critical sign of Virgo. You’re usually convinced of your opinions and with Jupiter in buoyant Sagittarius aligning with Mercury (who’s still in your sign) that will probably remain the same, although with those three Virgo planets aligning with Uranus in your House of Public Image make sure you double check the facts before you commit to saying or doing anything, even if you think you know what the facts are; your reputation may be at stake……Just sayin’.

 

Virgo- As the Sun, Venus, and Mars enter your sign this week your trouble-shooting mentality and natural attention to details could make you a very necessary individual in whatever situation you may find yourself in. The fact that these three planets will also be aligning with Uranus in your House of Philosophy could actually provide you with a few inspirations of actual genius, so don’t hesitate to express an opinion on something you think could use some improvements. Jupiter in your House of Home and Mercury behind the scenes could also mean that one of the areas in your life that may need some improvement is your living situation. If it turns out you can’t fix where you are then perhaps beginning a search for new digs could actually be where your next stroke of luck will be. Look around, what have you got to lose?

 

Libra- With Jupiter now direct in your House of Communication aligning with Mercury in your House of Dreams you are no doubt considering some big ideas that you’d like the world to know about. As the Sun, Venus, and Mars all slip behind the scenes into the detail oriented sign of Virgo, take the opportunity now to flesh out the necessary details for your inspirations and get your ducks in a row, especially as those three Virgo planets will be aligning with inventive and eccentric Uranus in your House of Transformation. Whatever you’re currently working on may have started out as one thing, but if you’re willing to let your subconscious come out to play then you may just end up creating that master work you always knew you were capable of. Like the great playwright Edward Albee once said, “If you’re willing to fail interestingly then you’ll tend to succeed interestingly.” Go for it!

 

Scorpio- If there is something that you’d like to see happen then what do you need to do to make it come true? As the Sun, Venus, and Mars all pull into your House of Dreams this week and align with Uranus in your House of partnerships, this is a time when you need to be networking and searching for connections between what you want and how to get it. Jupiter in your House of Self Worth aligning with Mercury in your House of Public Image should give you all the confidence and charisma you would need, so what are you waiting for? Both Pluto and Saturn retrograde in your House of Communication could have you still thinking like the old you that didn’t believe you deserved help, but since they’re living in the past right now why don’t you jump on the current bandwagon and see where it leads?

 

Sagittarius- While Jupiter in your sign and Mercury in your House of Philosophy will have you thinking big right now, the Sun, Venus, and Mars all pulling into your House of Career should provide all the nuts and bolts elements for you to move ahead significantly. Add the alignment of Uranus in your House of Work to all those planets in your House of Career and you could get a very nice surprise that will likely end up catapulting you farther than you ever thought possible. If there is a down side it will be that your responsibilities will probably increase considerably as well, but you’ve expected to pay to play all along, particularly since Saturn and Pluto have been hovering in your House of Self Worth forever. Don’t get worried and think things are suddenly moving too fast. You’ve been preparing for a while and your time has come!

 

Capricorn- As the Sun, Venus, and Mars all enter your House of Philosophy this week, you will probably be bursting with ideas. Since these three planets will also be in alignment with inventive Uranus in your House of Creativity, the truly unique thing about what’s happening to you now is that all of these inspirations that are coming down the pike are not pie in the sky, not by any means. All of your visions now can be realities if you’re willing to get out there and believe the world is ready for another point of view. After all, do you think the Buddha was Buddha or Mohammed was Mohammed in the grandest sense until certain unexpected circumstances transpired to give them a motivating kick in the ass? Such is the stuff the future is made of. If you don’t believe me then ask Jupiter behind the scenes whispering to Mercury in your House of Transformation, they’ll tell ya!!!

 

Aquarius- Change is a process, not a destination. As the Sun, Venus, and Mars all pull into your House of Transformation this week and align with Uranus at the bottom of your chart get ready to embark (or be taken away) by some life changing circumstances. With both Saturn and Pluto behind the scenes the nature of these changes will be deep, for instance they will likely be more about the way you think than the circumstances in your life, but since you’ve been wanting things to be different for a while what could be better than you changing the way you look at the world? Maybe a stifling situation won’t seem so limiting anymore if you’re no longer entertaining a limited mindset? Jupiter in your House of Groups aligning with Mercury in your House of Partnerships could see this new you attracting a whole different cast of characters into your life as well…….The more the merrier when it comes to creating a new world!

 

Pisces- With Neptune still in your sign illusion remains a distinct possibility for you when it comes to the ability to see the forest for the trees, however, with the Sun, Venus, and Mars all entering your House of Partnerships and opposing the King of the Sea, your friends, family, and lovers could be of great assistance now in helping you seeing what’s real in contrast to what you’d like to be real; that is, if you’ll listen to them. Jupiter in your House of Career aligning with Mercury in your House of Work will have you believing in shiny things and shiny people, though remember, if your heart isn’t connecting to the façade someone is presenting you, then don’t make the mistake of thinking you’re like them. Saturn and Pluto are still in your House of Dreams, which means the path to the top for you now will be slow and steady and anybody who tries to sell you anything else is only thinking of their own profits, not yours.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #96 Weekly Horoscopes for 8/12-8/18, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 8/12-8/18, 2019

 

 Aries- As the Sun and Venus cakewalk through your House of Fun this week and oppose a Full Moon in your House of Dreams it may be hard for you to take much of anything seriously right now. Add to this jolly trio an inconjunct of Neptune behind the scenes and it would probably be a good idea for you to hang up the “Gone Fishin’” sign and then get out of town for a bit. With 4 retrograde planets now and two of them in your House of Career it looks like everything will be pretty much on hold until September comes knocking. In the meantime, give yourself a break and relax. Once Saturn and Pluto get going direct there will be enough on your career plate to stress you for a good long time so catch some R & R while you can.

 

Taurus- With Uranus in your sign squaring Mercury in your House of Home and the proud sign of Leo, your comfort zone will likely be seriously challenged this week. Mercury won’t be alone in this inconvenience as the Sun and Venus are also in your Home Area and they will be opposing a Full Moon in your House of Public Image, meaning that this shit show is not going to just be about you so make sure you’re a team player now and not a selfish complainer. When Mars passes out of dramatic Leo and enters practical Virgo by the end of the week you’ll likely have wrangled any looming problems and be well on your way to a solution. With Saturn and Pluto retrograde now in your House of Philosophy now is the time to seriously commit to any necessary repairs or renovations that have been lingering. Remember, “an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.”

 

Gemini- As the Sun, Venus, Mars, and Mercury all pass through your House of Communication and the blustery sign of Leo, you’ll likely be working overtime telling folks things are okay when anyone with a brain knows they’re not. You make think your BS is fooling folks, but with Uranus retrograde behind the scenes your anxiety is palpable to everyone around, especially as the planet of anxiety squares Mercury in dramatic Leo. Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Transformation may have any penalties for your transgressions on hold for now, but don’t dare think you’ve dodged a bullet. Jupiter going direct in your House of Partnerships will likely mean if you haven’t been doing “The Right Thing” as of late then perhaps someone else will………So watch out if you have anything you’d like to walk back.

 

Cancer- The Crab is a shy creature, usually content to just dig in and stay out of the way. If that describes you my crustacean friend, then get ready for an awakening as you are dragged out of the surf and into the spotlight by the Sun, Venus, Mars, and Mercury all in your House of Self Worth and the dramatic sign of Leo. All of these fiery planets will be inconjunct to Neptune in your House of Philosophy, so of course being made the center of attention will be nerve wracking, however, that’s what you get for being honest, dependable, and talented, so get used to it. Jupiter going direct in your House of Work and Routines will soon align with Mercury so try and be patient as everyone all of a sudden starts to look to you for leadership……It’s time to face your destiny so try to keep an open mind, after all, you might actually like being the big cheese and could easily get used to it.

 

Leo- With the Sun, Venus, Mars, and Mercury all in your sign now the party is at your House my regal friend so get ready to hold court, particularly with a Full Moon this week in your opposing sign of Aquarius, which rules the Collective and, in your case right now, the adoring public. This doesn’t necessarily mean you’re going to get famous, it might just be a matter of everyone you know simultaneously deciding that you’re their favorite person and they just want to show it. Jupiter going direct in your House of Fun could be just what it takes to put all this over the top and if it’s all about three cheers for you, then what is it exactly you’re worried about? Generally this will be a feel good time for you so try to relax and enjoy it. After all, you deserve it, don’t you?

 

Virgo- When Mars enters your sign at the end of the week there are two effects possible. The first is that you’ll become hypercritical (probably of yourself, which is bad) and the second is that you’ll get a burst of energy to fix anything and everything that’s broken(which is good). Leading up to this event of Mars changing signs you also will have a stellium of planets behind the scenes in the proud sign of Leo, which in turn will all be aligning nicely with Jupiter at the bottom of your chart, meaning that you’re starting to feel some real growing pains now and that might be a really good thing as far as motivating you. Since Saturn and Pluto have been camping out for a while in your House of Creativity, you probably haven’t been feeling much pep in your step so what I’ve been talking about here may just represent the inspiration that has been missing for you…… Ra, ra, ra, sis, boom, bah, if you know what I mean?

 

Libra- As the Sun, Venus, Mars, and Mercury transit now through your House of Groups and Dreams and the Full Moon opposes them all from your House of Creativity, you might finally get some recognition for all the hard work you’ve been doing since, well, forever! Jupiter in your House of Communication is finally direct and since the King of the Planets rules long distance stuff, whatever acknowledgements you do get now could come from a long way off, which is good if it means you’re getting acknowledged nationwide (or even internationally). Saturn and Pluto have been putting you through some challenges for quite a long time so if good news ends up coming now and there are rewards for what you’ve done then perhaps you’ll finally come to understand how all you’ve been through has been worth it……..Every stinking bit of it……Hahaha!!!

 

Scorpio- You could find yourself quite in demand now as the Sun, Venus, Mars, and Mercury all transit through your House of Public Image and the charismatic sign of Leo to oppose a Full Moon at the bottom of your chart. Some of this recognition could come from your family who, up until now, has pretty much made a life’s work out of underestimating you. Well, the surprise is on them as they come to realize they could all learn a bit from how you’ve dealt with life. Jupiter direct should ad to this new appreciation of you as he moves through your House of Self Worth and you find people looking to you for leadership. Of course you may think this is just about them needing someone to dump off responsibility on, but take a closer look. You’ve come a long way baby and if some of your dumb ass relatives can manage see that why can’t you?

 

Sagittarius- Sometimes you Centaurs can really get the wrong ideas in your head, however, with the Sun, Venus, Mars, and Mercury all in your House of Philosophy and aligning with Jupiter direct in your sign, this isn’t one of those times. You may actually be seeing yourself clearly for the first time in a while and if you’re surprised at how good you look in the mirror then the truth of who and what you are may have finally found a way to get through your thick skull. Well, maybe that’s a little harsh, but since Saturn and Pluto have been in your House of Self Worth (a long, long time) you have been so hard on yourself that nothing less than a good whack in the head could have ever got you to see things in the proper light. With that in mind, if it looks like stuff is starting to get better then assume you’ve already taken your licking and now you’re ready to keep right on ticking!

 

Capricorn- The Sun, Venus, Mars, and Mercury are all going through your House of Transformation now and as they oppose a full Moon in Aquarius mid-week in your House of Self Worth the time may have finally come for your make-over from a mild mannered reporter at a small metropolitan newspaper into a Super Hero. Saturn and Pluto in your sign have been grooming you for this, although it’s probably felt more like they’ve been torturing you, but of course that’s the stuff from which heroes (and heroines) are made. As Mercury quickly approaches a square to Uranus retrograde in your House of Creativity you may actually surprise yourself (like Neo in the Matrix) when you discover that when something’s on the line you will deliver far beyond anyone’s expectations.

 

Aquarius- With a Full Moon this week in your sign opposing the Sun, Venus, Mars, and Mercury in your House of Relationships, the big issue for you now is being appreciated for all you do. Uranus retrograde in your House of Family will be squared by Mercury for most of the week, which could bring about some fireworks if you find you’ve reached the end of your rope regarding a relative’s inconsiderate behavior. Saturn and Pluto retrograde behind the scenes have asked you to be patient about how fast things should change on the home front, but now with Jupiter going direct in your House of Groups the time has come for you to put your foot down when it comes to selfish behavior that directly takes advantage of you. And if anyone doesn’t like it, simply remind them how lucky they are that you’re putting your foot down instead of up their ass. Amen.

 

Pisces- The Sun, Venus, Mars, and Mercury are all passing through your House of Work so if your employment (or lack thereof) is an issue, the only way things will get better is if you’re willing to get out there and make your voice heard. All of the planets in your Work house are in the prideful sign of Leo, so if your lack of accomplishment is embarrassing you then so be it, because the only way anything is going to change is if it becomes a matter of pride for you. There will also be a Full Moon behind the scenes this week opposite all your work stuff, meaning that perhaps the powers that be are waiting to be impressed before they’re willing to offer you a cup of coffee. If you think about it that’s not such a bad deal, after all, it’s better to know you earned something than to have to worry about what someone may want on the back end for doing you a favor.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #95 Weekly Horoscopes for 8/5-8/11,2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 8/5- 8/11, 2019

 

 Aries- Your may find that your normally ambitious nature is really longing for a vacation this week as the Sun and Venus come together and align harmoniously with Jupiter retrograde in your House of Philosophy and Long Distance Journeys. With 5 retrograde planets at this time, trying to get ahead may be quite frustrating, so why not take a break? Of those five retro planets, two will be stationing, specifically Jupiter and Uranus. I’ve already mentioned Jupiter, but it’s more likely that Uranus will have you feeling you need a respite as the planet of high tension plants himself in your House of Self Worth.  The question to ask yourself now is, “Is my big rush to get ahead because I’m actually feeling ambitious or because I’m just not feeling very good about myself right now? Inquiring minds want to know.

 

Taurus- If things have been hectic as of late, then Uranus going station/retrograde in your sign could provide a break from the madness. On the other hand, Mr. Crazy Planet could also cause some residual anxiety about what’s been happening lately to be released and bubble to the surface. These tense feelings could be further exacerbated by the Sun and Venus in your House of Foundations and the dramatic sign of Leo aligning with Jupiter going station/direct in your House of Transformation. As odd as this may sound, Jupiter and Venus linking up is usually associated with luck, so perhaps whatever stress you’re feeling now could end up turning into a valuable catalyst for overcoming some inner blockages that have been preventing you from fully enjoying your life? What do you think?

 

Gemini- Uranus going station retrograde this week behind the scenes will first oppose a Scorpio Moon in your House of Routines and then finish up over the weekend aligning with a Capricorn Moon in your House of Transformation. A word to the wise, don’t try to cut corners now when it comes to what’s expected of you, particularly if other people’s money is involved. The Sun and Venus in your House of Communication connecting with Jupiter going station/direct in your House of Partnerships will likely mean that any promises you’ve been able to keep could end up saving your ass from a very awkward situation, although conversely, whatever promises you’ve reneged on could cook your goose, if you know what I mean? Mercury in the emotional sign of Cancer is still close enough with Pluto to make acknowledging the truth absolutely imperative at this time, particularly if your naturally sketchy nature is hoping to live to raid that proverbial cookie jar another day.

 

Cancer- Mercury is almost out of your sign so try to make an effort not to get too annoyed with anyone or anything over the coming week. Uranus going station/retrograde in your House of Groups and Jupiter going station/direct in your House of Work could bring about some unusual circumstances on the job. How you end up framing these weird happenings for yourself will make all the difference in the outcome, so try and find your sense of humor, you’ll need it. The Sun and Venus in your House of Self Worth will have you feeling fairly cooperative, particularly as they align with Jupiter, meaning that you may inadvertently wind up benefitting from taking a permissive attitude with a recalcitrant colleague. Let this nudge grab all the rope they need and then watch how creatively they hang themselves. Now, wasn’t that easy? No fuss, no muss, and most importantly, no guilt from needing to exercise your authority and do it for them.

 

Leo- The Sun and Venus in your sign hooking up with Jupiter going station/direct in your House of Creativity could bring you an unexpected opportunity to express how you really feel about something that is very important to you. Don’t hesitate to say what you need to, even if it may seem that what you’re sharing will rub some people the wrong way. Your honesty will be much appreciated and even celebrated considering how cowardly most folks are when it comes to telling the truth. Uranus going station/retrograde in your House of Career will align with a Scorpio Moon to start the week and then a Capricorn Moon to end it, meaning that you might suddenly find yourself holding the mantle of power in a situation you never expected too. Do the right thing and the right things will happen.

 

Virgo- Out there in the world you may feel a need to put on a mask of toughness and efficiency but is it really getting you anywhere? Uranus going station/retrograde could end up bringing about some unexpected consequences from what you would ordinarily consider sound behavior, so what to do now? Try being honest. Are you really as stingy as others seem to think or are you just uncomfortable with showing your gentler side? The Sun and Venus behind the scenes aligning with Jupiter going station/direct at the bottom of your chart would suggest that the more vulnerable you’re willing to be now the better off things will turn out, especially if you hope to sway others opinion in your favor. As the Lunar Arc this week moves from secretive Scorpio to jovial Sag and then on to successful Capricorn, why don’t you try lightening up at this time and see whether or not the balloon of your popularity rises?

 

Libra- If over the last few weeks it feels like you have been floating in a vortex (or drowning in inertia) then Jupiter going station/direct in your House of Communications could mean that the world will soon be re-establishing contact and the news could be better than you might expect. I say this because the Sun and Venus in your House of Groups and Dreams will be aligning with Jupiter and, if nothing else, all the players I’ve just mentioned are about luck and good fortune and if any body deserves some of that right now it’s probably you. Saturn and Pluto at your Foundation have asked a lot of you over the last few months and to your credit you have diligently kept your nose to the grindstone and complained very little. As the dog days of August heat us up, you may just wind up being a real cool cat who’s got it made in the shade. Keep the faith, baby.

 

Scorpio- As Jupiter goes station/direct in your House of Self Worth and Uranus goes station/retrograde in your House of Partnerships, you may get a visit from someone you don’t remember very fondly even if they may have nice recollections of you. This is simply because this individual is an unredeemable jerk, however, by the same token you are no longer a doormat. What may be surprising here is that you don’t really give a shit anymore about what went on with this fool and that clearly represents a milestone in evolution for you. The universe has brought them back for a visit so you can see how much you’ve grown and that they were never really that much to begin with. The Sun and Venus in your House of Public Image will have you shining like a diamond in comparison to this person, which everyone will see, let’s just hope you do too.

 

Sagittarius- When Jupiter goes station/direct in your sign this week the King of the Planets will be aligning harmoniously with both the Sun and Venus in your House of Philosophy. This could represent the best you’ve felt about yourself in a while and if you’re not careful someone else may notice. I point this out because you need to be open to being the center of attention, even if it’s in a situation where someone else who is very insecure will take offence that the world isn’t revolving around them. “What should I do,” you ask? Screw them. It’s your turn to shine and you better enjoy it, after all, you don’t want to get Saturn and Pluto annoyed with you again after all the time they’ve invested in being your drill sergeants and turning you into a confident figure who finally knows both who they are and what they want……Right? Don’t answer that, just smile for the camera.

 

Capricorn- It is common knowledge that Tsunami’s begin as small disturbances deep in the ocean and then, over time, eventually gain the momentum to turn into massive waves of destruction. Well, enlightenment begins the same way. Christ went into the desert for 40 days and came out a Master and now that Jupiter is going station/direct deep in your House of Hidden Things a seed that was planted in you approximately 3 and ½ months ago is ready to sprout. You are about to walk the walk like you’ve never done before in regards to becoming the person (and talent) you’ve always envisioned yourself to be. This will in no small part be the result of both the Sun and Venus transiting your House of Transformation and bringing on the light of a new day, as well as Uranus going station/retrograde in your House of Creativity and inspiring you to remember that in dreams begin responsibilities. Go for it!!!

 

Aquarius- If you have recently fallen out with a friend or partner, expect the relationship to turn around as Jupiter goes station/direct in your House of Dreams and aligns harmoniously with both the Sun and Venus in your House of Relationships. We all make mistakes and we must all learn to forgive, although for many folks that is not the case. For some hard ass egos out there it’s more important to be right than to be loved and maybe at one time you were that type, but no more. With the help of Neptune in your house of Self Worth along with both Saturn and Pluto behind the scenes, you have felt the sting of judgment as well as the balm of compassion so that you now know unequivocally which one is the truth and which one is an illusion. Uranus going station/retrograde in your House of Symbolic Foundations is all about surprises, but I bet you never suspected it would be about the transformation of your being? Namaste.

 

Pisces- It is not about whether you succeed or fail, after all, life undeniably has its ups and downs. Instead it has to be about how you feel about yourself, because if you have confidence you can always try again. If you don’t give up then technically you never lose. Jupiter going station/direct in your House of Career and aligning with both the Sun and Venus in your House of Work is about rising again like a sunrise if you have recently been through a dark night of the soul. Uranus going station/retrograde in your House of Communications at the end of the week likewise means that there could be some unexpected positive results from something you’ve done that won’t necessarily follow conventional logic. In other words, life is a mystery and no one knows how it will turn out. Pick up that hangdog face because you could just discover that, like a cat, you have a few more lives at your disposal than you realized.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #94 Weekly Horoscopes for 7/28- 8/4, 2019

 

Weekly Horoscopes for 7/29-8/4, 2019

 

 Aries- With The Sun, a New Moon, and Venus all in your sign this week you will no doubt be feeling Fab, however, since all of these planets will also be squaring Uranus in your House of Self Worth you also might end up being a little less than fabulous with anyone who’s not on your bandwagon. Mercury going station/direct in the emotional sign of Cancer and opposing Pluto in your House of Career could find you taking the ups and downs at work a little too personally, particularly if you find out that you’re not quite the legend to others that you are in your own mind. Nevertheless, Mars in your House of Creativity will ultimately help you to transform any caterpillars of frustration into butterflies of invention. So yes, you’re unsinkable, but only if you keep swimming…….Stroke, stroke, stroke…….

 

Taurus- Your comfort zone could get upended this week as Uranus in your sign squares the Sun, Venus, and a New Moon in your House of Foundations. Try not to get too excited if inconvenience knocks down your front door. Look at any difficulties as being growing pains rather than onslaughts against your long term stability, or worse, bad luck. Jupiter retrograde in your House of Transformation has been sending you hints that changes were in the works and as the King of the Planets continues to align with Mars in proud Leo make it a point to forge your own way if you think that any Group you’re part of is not respecting your particular needs. Saturn and Neptune retrograde can help you learn what you are capable of, but first you have to accept that you need to let go of the security of being a big fish in a small pond.

Gemini- As Uranus behind the scenes squares the Sun, Venus, and a New Moon in your House of Communication you will likely feel the urge to shoot off your mouth, just be aware that bragging to camouflage the fact that you’re feeling vulnerable isn’t fooling anyone but you, particularly as Neptune retrograde in your House of Public Image aligns with Saturn retrograde in your House of Transformation and the stuff you’re in denial about has already punched your ticket and the train is leaving without you. As Mercury, the planet of communication, goes station/direct in your House of Self Worth and starts to move into an opposition with Pluto in your House of Change, you’d be better off trying to talk with a Therapist at this time rather than spewing some Freudian bile at a world that doesn’t really care if you’re fabulous or not. The opposite of love is not hate, it’s indifference and that means no one is paying attention.

 

Cancer- Mercury going station/direct in your sign and opposing Pluto in your House of Relationships should be a cue for you to pay attention to your interactions with others and contemplate where your current frustrations are really coming from. The Sun, Venus, and the New Moon in your House of Self Worth are all squaring Uranus in your House of Dreams and Groups, meaning that perhaps you’ve inadvertently been too willing to let others control how you think rather than focusing instead on what needs to be done in order to change your life into something that’s uniquely yours. Both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Partnerships are aligning with Neptune in your House of Philosophy, meaning that perhaps the time has finally come for you to realize that your uber sensitivity can either be debilitating or freeing; it all depends on whether you can draw healthy boundaries. Remember, helicopters can’t catch jet planes.

 

Leo- As the Sun, Venus, and a New Moon all cross through your sign like a roman candle across the sky you’ll no doubt be feeling energetic and confident. Next, enter unpredictable Uranus in your House of Career and this week could very well likely end up being a test to see what you’re really made of. While a challenge on the job may seem like an inconvenience when it occurs, it may actually be your ticket out of a dead end situation and into a wider world of possibilities. Jupiter retrograde in your House of Creativity aligning with Mars in your sign should activate the innate sense of pride that is natural to your sign, so that when Saturn retrograde aligns with Neptune in your House of Transformation, you’ll no doubt be more ready than you’ve ever been to take the tiger by the tail, take the money and run, whatever…….Just do it!!!

 

Virgo- What do you want from life and what has to happen for you to get your ass in gear and go for it? The Sun, Venus, and a New Moon are all behind the scenes in your chart passing through the proud sign of Leo and telling you what you deserve, but what are you doing about it? Now here comes Uranus in your House of Philosophy and that crazy mofo ain’t gonna talk about the theory of manifestation with you, nah, he’s gonna push you in the pool and say “if y’all wanna get to the other side then start swimming. Oh, you’re getting water up your nose, so what, that’s part of it!!!” Both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Creativity aligning with Neptune in your House of Partnerships are also trying to tell you that if you can be bold enough to get after it then you’re already half-way to what you hope to be……..The rest is just a matter of time.

 

Libra- The Sun, Venus, and a New Moon in your House of Dreams are certainly activating your desires to succeed, however, since you’ve been slaving away at your dreams for a while now you’re probably growing more and more frustrated trying to figure out what’s missing in your success story? Chaotic, random, unexpected Uranus in your House of Transformation could be just what you need, yet you won’t know it until a synchronicity, paradox, or some other weird ass phenomenon upsets you’re oh so logical world and scares the crap out of you (in a good way, of course) so that it will become necessary for you to jump off whatever cliff you have to in order to see if you can fly. Both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Foundations have been preparing you for this, but since you can’t know what’s going to change you until it does, enter transcendental Neptune to whisper in your ear that the universe loves you, even if it seems more like an S & M affair right now than a fairy tale.

 

Scorpio- As the Sun, Venus, and a New Moon cross through your House of Career this week you will likely be feeling ambitious, however, be careful what you wish for. Uranus will be transiting your House of Partnerships so expect the unexpected in regards to what may be asked of you by a colleague or boss. Jupiter retrograde going through your House of Self Worth and aligning with Mars in your House of Career will be giving you a real crash course now on what it means to be in charge of a professional situation when a real shit show gets dumped in your lap to fix. This is the type of assignment that could really get you noticed, although it’s also the type of situation that could drive you crazy. As Forrest Gump used to say, “Crazy is as crazy does”…..Or was it “stupid is as stupid does?”…….Whatever…..I mean you’d have to be both crazy and stupid to agree to what you’ve agreed to, right? Just make sure you are adequately compensated not just congratulated.

 

Sagittarius- As your ruling planet of Jupiter lingers in your sign, this is a time when you could really learn something about the world (as well as yourself) that could propel you to the next level of awareness. It will likely begin with zany, synchronistic, paradoxical Uranus barreling through your House of Routines like a hurricane and disrupting whatever order exists in your life, either at work or at home. Next there will be the Sun, Venus and the New Moon in your House of Philosophy and the proud sign of Leo squaring crazy old Uranus, meaning that what ever shit may hit the fan at this time will likely bring out talents and courage you never knew you had! Of course you’ll be freaking out as Mercury stations in the emotional sign of Cancer and your House of Transformation while at the same time Pluto in your House of Self Worth is shaking you up like an earthquake. However, no one has to know that any of this inner stuff is going, particularly if you can manage to keep your shit together and slay whatever dragon you’re facing like a true Master. Heroes are made, not born, and this week you’ll have all the fixings you’ll need.

 

Capricorn-Whatever is necessary to activate your inner warrior, this week may be the time it comes barreling down the pike right at you. The Sun, Venus, and a New Moon will all be sparkling in your House of Transformation and the fiery sign of Leo, while at the same time innovative, iconoclastic Uranus will be squaring them all from your House of Creativity. This is the stuff both genius and disasters are made of, so be careful. Saturn and Pluto in your sign will be right there for you, especially as they align with compassionate Neptune, who will remind crusty old Saturn that you Capricorns are his own and well, if he’s gonna preach responsibility to you Mountain Goats then he better damn well set an example and be there for you in your time of need. Jupiter retrograde behind the scenes should give you all the poise you will require, while at the same time Mars will be right behind him to kick ass and take names. To you who are about to prevail, we salute you!

 

Aquarius- Your ability to be there now for someone could turn out to be as important for you as it is for them. The Sun, Venus, and the New Moon in your House of Partnerships squaring Uranus in your Symbolic Foundations could likely bring about a minor emergency that in and of itself is not all that threatening, however, the emotional bond that will be established between you and another as this situation is dealt with could be life changing for both of you. Mercury going station/direct in your House of Routines and opposing Pluto retrograde behind the scenes represent secrets revealed, meaning that you could unveil a very profound connection between yourself and someone else that makes all the difference in your respective futures. Sometimes Soul Mates have to be Hole Mates first.

 

Pisces- Sometimes before you can be a success you first need to be able to take pride in a job well done. The Sun, Venus, and the New Moon in your House of Work will be sowing the seeds of a true professionalism in your life now, as they are both helped and challenged by a square to chaotic Uranus in your House of Local Surroundings and Short Journeys. Do whatever is necessary and spend the extra time to get something right. It will be appreciated by whoever you’re doing it for, but more importantly it will teach you about responsibility, confidence, and pride. Both Saturn and Pluto retrograde will be impressed by your determination and as they align nicely with Neptune in your sign, you will no doubt be laying the foundations for a reputation that will be your business card for a long time to come.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #93 Weekly Horoscopes for 7/22-7/28, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 7/22-7/28, 2019

 

 Aries- With the Moon starting off the week in your sign you will no doubt be feeling ambitious, however, until the Sun and Venus change signs and enter Leo later in the week you could be feeling like things are moving too slow and people are dragging their feet. Mars in Leo will encourage you to push matters, yet with Jupiter retrograde in your House of Philosophy patience may be the pace that the Universe wants you to move at. What to do? Seeing that there are five retrograde planets now there may not be much for you to do except simply acquiesce and go with the flow. Of course you could stop complaining about the way things currently are, that would be doing something, right?

 

Taurus- If Uranus in your sign has been rattling your cage as of late then just wait until the Sun and Venus enter the prideful sign of Leo and your House of Foundations. Inconvenience and pride are incompatible bedfellows, which everyone around you will soon find out as you start to see red and begin acting like an enraged bull instead of a docile cow. Jupiter retrograde in your House of Philosophy and Mars at the bottom of your chart are making it very hard now for you to see any other view but your own, especially since you feel you’ve reached the end of your patience. And who could argue with you? However, try to realize, with five retrograde planets at this time matters are not going to be rectified quickly, yet with a simple change of attitude (you could ask both Saturn and Neptune retrograde for some assistance on that) you could finally find the time to do some of those things you say you never have time for…….Hmmmm……

 

Gemini- With three planets starting the week in the emotional sign of Cancer and your House of Self Worth, you have had no problem as of late in regards to telling the world how you feel. When these planets now in Cancer move into Leo by weeks end and join prideful Mars, it will likely become your turn to listen to how other people feel and you may not like it. What goes around, comes around, and as Jupiter retrograde in your House of Relationships hangs in a square to Neptune and a push-pull relationship with the aforementioned Mars, you may get more than a few snarky come backs from the people you’ve insulted. My advice? Keep up your left and don’t get caught flat footed, especially with Uranus behind the scenes about to be squared by those planets moving into Leo. Don’t get sucker punched by being arrogant enough to turn your back on someone you’ve pissed off.

 

Cancer- As Mercury goes retrograde now in your sign you’re probably feeling some old pain from the past, which may even be accompanied by the appearance of someone from way down memory lane that you really don’t want to see again. If you don’t owe this jerk anything try not to act like you do. You’ll likely get some help with this later in the week when the last of those planets that have been in your sign move into prideful Leo. Mars in your House of Self Worth aligning with Jupiter retrograde should give you the necessary chutzpah to either blow off or put in their place anyone who tries to mess with you. Remember, Crabs usually try to hide, but if you corner them they have claws like hedge shears and woe to anyone who thinks if they’re cut they won’t bleed!

 

Leo- Your time is coming so get ready. Mars is already in your sign and by the end of the week the Sun and Venus will be there too. This should make you feel both flamboyant and fun as well as lean, mean, and ready to rumble (not really, but you will be feeling your oats.) Your charisma should be percolating quite nicely now and with Jupiter retrograde in your House of Fun and Romance you may find that someone who has had their eye on you for a while may just decide to but a move on your beautiful bod. With five retrograde planets at this time this probably won’t end up being the love of your life, but what’s wrong with a little R & R until everything is back again in it’s usual orbit?

 

Virgo- PridefulMars is behind the scenes now in your chart and with Venus and the Sun about to join him the question for you at this time is, what is you want that for some reason you’re hesitant to go after? Rebellious Uranus in your House of Philosophy is making it harder to come up with excuses not to flex your desires and with Jupiter retrograde also passing along the bottom of your chart you may be reminded of past disappointments and the fact that you swore to yourself, “never again!” Well, it’s time to remember you said that and turn over a new leaf, particularly with five retrograde planets now giving you a chance to rework some of your old dreams and desires.

 

Libra- It’s one thing to want recognition, it’s quite another to get it and then have to deal with other people’s opportunistic agendas. When Venus and the Sun pull into your House of Dreams to join Mars you could find that something you never thought would happen is in fact going to and now, well, what are you gonna do? Mercury retrograde in your House of Public Image and the sensitive sign of Cancer could have you feeling shy, but with Jupiter retrograde in your House of Communications you will have to own what you’ve done (and said) in the past, even if you’re no longer that person, but especially if you are.  Saturn and Neptune retrograde in your Houses of Foundation and routine respectively will be there to remind you that you know very well who you are and now the rest of the world is going to as well; no big deal, right?

 

Scorpio- Over the last month a bunch of planets have transited through your House of Philosophy and the nurturing sign of Cancer and when they did they were all in alignment with compassionate Neptune in your House of Creativity. During that time your view of life changed considerably as you witnessed both setbacks and miracles. Now you’re ready to move forward with more in your toolbox of character than ever before, so as those Cancer planets start to move into the proud sign of Leo and your House of Public Image and Career, get ready to have people look to you to take the lead because frankly, they can feel the gravitas of the new you and they want to be on that train. For you who have been through the shit, we salute you!

 

Sagittarius- Your sign is ruled by the planet Jupiter and as he moves retrograde now through your native territory and aligns with Mars in your House of Philosophy and the proud sign of Leo, the time has come for you to step out of the shadows and into the arena. When the Sun and Venus move into that same House of Philosophy later in the week and start to approach a square with crazy old Uranus, you may just find yourself getting pushed into that arena if you’re not willing to enter it under your own steam. Neptune at the bottom of your chart and Saturn retrograde in your House of Self Worth will give you a moment to get used to this harrowing new challenge of being front and center in your own life, but know that at some point they will also eventually help push you into that arena for your own good, whether you feel ready or not.

 

Capricorn- The big news for youthis week will be when the Sun and Venus leave your House of Relationships and enter your House of Transformation. Why do I say this? Because Mercury retrograde will remain in your Relationship House; so, what does that mean, you ask? Well, Mercury is in the emotional sign of Cancer so you will probably try to continue hiding in shysville if you can, but with those other two planets entering your House of Change and the theatrical sign of Leo, it is definitely not in the stars for you to hide at this time from anything you truly need (or that needs you). Now since we all need “Somebody to Love” what’s your problem with someone on your trail? That they might actually catch you? Hahaha……”If they weren’t meant to be sheared, God wouldn’t have made them sheep……Amen.

 

Aquarius- You’ve been spending the last little while worrying about how you were going to take care of…….well, probably everything, you name it…….Partners, family, bills. Well as the Sun and Venus enter your House of Relationships to join Mars you might actually be thinking for the first time, while I’m worrying myself sick about everyone else, who’s worrying about me? Why don’t you stop doing all the shit you do for a minute and see if anyone notices? When comfort zones get breached folks come running, and you’ve been managing a service for the lazy for a while. Uranus in your House of Foundation would suggest this is the sort of radical action you need to take, yet at the same time he’s also there to show you the type of neurotic, self-absorbed responses your actions will likely elicit. This will, no doubt, be a lesson learned for everyone, but you’ll get the added bonus of getting to shed some useless burdens……Well done!

 

Pisces- With a few planets as of late in your House of Creativity and the nurturing sign of Cancer, you have probably had a few lucky breaks that have made you feel like you’re invincible. A word to the wise, don’t get used to it because you will end up misinterpreting your next important challenge, namely taking care of yourself. As those Cancer planets move into your House of Work and the proud sign of Leo, some of your recent luck may suddenly vanish, leaving you with a choice. Either you will do nothing, assuming you deserve more luck, or, you will show some self-respect and get out there and hustle. It’s up to you, but if you really want what you say you do and, more importantly, if you deserve it, you will prove this to the universe at this time….. unequivocally, and post haste!

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #92 Weekly Horoscopes for 7/15-7/21, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 7/15-7/21, 2019

 

 Aries- As the Sun, Venus, and Mercury retrograde pass through your House of Home and Foundations this week to oppose both Saturn and Pluto retrograde along with a Full Moon in your House of Career, the demands of public life could end up putting an undue amount of pressure on your domestic sphere. Pay attention to someone close who you’ve been neglecting as of late and try to make the time to at least let them know you’ve been thinking of them (have you?). Mars in your House of Creativity is at the tail end of its square to crazy old Uranus in your House of Self Worth so be vigilant about losing sight of the forest for the trees and believing that whatever is going on in your life is the center of the universe. Jupiter retrograde in your House of Philosophy is trying to point out that you’ve made this sort of self-absorbed mistake before so the likelihood of being forgiven for it by people you’ve overlooked in the past is slim at best. Try and be considerate.

 

Taurus- The dilemma this week will be about what you need to say to someone as opposed to what you think they can hear without being offended. The Sun, Venus, and Mercury retrograde in your House of Communication will have you feeling a need to be gentle with this individual, however, with both Saturn and Pluto retrograde plus a Full Moon in your House of Philosophy and the no nonsense sign of Capricorn, you know full well that if you water down your message to this person you will be making it easy for them to ignore something that would be in their best interests to acknowledge. So what to do? Should you play the safe short game of “yessing” them to death or do you risk what is perhaps a fair weather friendship by telling them the unadulterated truth? Mars still being in orb to a square with Uranus could having you feeling very anxious about this, although Jupiter retrograde in your House of Transformation could help you learn from your mistakes and choose telling the truth as opposed to pretending otherwise.

 

Gemini- With the Sun, Venus, and Mercury retrograde all in your House of Self Worth and the sensitive sign of Cancer, you could be feeling especially vulnerable this week, particularly with both Saturn and Pluto retrograde as well as a Full Moon all lining up in your House of Transformation to remind you that responsibility is a fact of life and as of late you have been severely lacking in that category. As Mars in your House of Communication moves closer to Jupiter retrograde in your House of Partnership, you will probably feel convinced that you can just palm off any crap you want on anyone and they’ll accept it because of the high opinion you assume people have of you, well, get over yourself. If you’ve done something wrong there will be a reckoning, although with 5 retrograde planets now it may take a minute but it’s coming. My advice, stop doubling down and try apologizing…….It may be too little too late but at least it’s something.

 

Cancer- As both Saturn and Pluto retrograde along with a Full Moon pass through your House of Relationships and oppose the Sun, Venus, and Mercury retrograde in your sign, you are likely witnessing some of the associations in your life changing in some very unexpected ways. Perhaps someone you always thought was against you is actually neutral and could now be swinging to your side, or maybe you’re not the person you once were and some long standing grudges are just not worth the effort anymore? Either way, as Mars moves through your House of Self Worth and gets closer to a beneficial alignment with Jupiter retrograde in your House of Work it would definitely be to your advantage now to take the high road and leave any counterproductive or petty squabbles in the past. With 5 retrograde planets at this time the focus should be on review, so look back at all the times you may have shot yourself in the foot by going off half-cocked and instead try to make sure the safety is on your temper this week before you go wielding it about self-righteously, or worse, insecurely. Your time is coming if you believe in yourself……Tough question, huh?

 

Leo- You know the story about the splinter in the Lion’s paw don’t you? With the Sun, Venus, and Mercury retrograde all behind the scenes in the sensitive sign of Cancer it’s probably time for you to stop feeling hurt by something that happened in the past and either address the perpetrator or let that shit go. Saturn and Pluto retrograde along with a Full Moon in your House of Daily Routines would suggest that any underlying depression over this matter has not only put you in a long term funk but may also be affecting your health. Mars in your sign should give you all the courage you need to either face this issue, especially as the God of War pulls closer to a beneficial aspect with regal Jupiter in your House of Creativity and Fun. What’s that trite New Age saying? Oh yeah, “Don’t sweat the small stuff; and it’s all small stuff.” If you can manage to control your gag reflex for a second and think about what I just wrote, you might realize that for you right now this is absolutely true!

 

Virgo- As Saturn and Pluto retrograde along with a Full Moon pass through your House of Creativity to oppose the Sun, Venus, and Mercury retrograde in your House of Groups, something you have been dreaming of and working towards since forever could finally get the helping hand it needs! Mars behind the scenes in the proud sign of Leo has just passed out of a volatile square with rebellious Uranus in your House of Philosophy and will soon be moving into a beneficial aspect with Jupiter retrograde in your Foundations area, meaning that if you feel you deserve this break then make sure you make the most of it. Of course you could be just telling yourself you deserve it, but then again if you’re doing that then what did you believe in the first place if it wasn’t your eventual success? I know this sounds confusing, but success is a psychological state rather than a material one- and if you don’t believe me then just think about how many times you complained about something only because you happened to be bored? Scary thought, isn’t it?

 

Libra- Sometimes the difficulties we encounter in life are more about a necessary evolution rather than our having made any sort of mistake. As the Sun, Venus, and Mercury retrograde march across your House of Career, expect a breakthrough in regards to something that has been holding you back despite your hard work. Saturn and Pluto retrograde plus a Full Moon going through your House of Career have been stunting your professional growth for a while now, yet realize that if you’re ever going to move forward it will have to be as a new version of yourself and not the part of you that has felt isolated and bored over the last few months. Mars going through your House of Dreams and Jupiter retrograde going through your House of Communication could see you getting a second wind as well as some inspiration as you rediscover the sort of excitement you had back in the day when you were hungry and a believer. Hallelujah!

 

Scorpio- Rebuilding takes time and since you’ve been investing in yourself for a while now expect to see some dividends coming up in the near future. Saturn and Pluto retrograde along with a Full Moon in your House of Communication opposing the Sun, Venus, and Mercury retrograde in your House of Philosophy could see you having an effect on others at this time that could be quite surprising. Have you ever heard the saying, “Healer, heal thyself?” Well, over the past months you’ve been doing just that, so don’t be shocked if others start looking to you as someone who just might have some answers to their little dilemmas. Of course the only real answer to many of our problems is to be patient and forgive ourselves, but since you’ve already done that, don’t be surprised if you inadvertantly end up being someone’s guru, whether you like it or not. Just keep in mind not to take yourself to seriously and simply enjoy this new sense of well being…….Namaste.

 

Sagittarius- The question now is not how badly do you want to change, but rather how much will you let yourself change? There could be a whole host of reasons for an unwillingness to transform yourself, but I think for you it might have something to do with letting go of your perceived faults as well as with your sense of self worth. The Sun, Venus, and Mercury retrograde are all passing through your House of Death and Transformation and the emotional sign of Cancer, while in opposition to this sensitive trio are both Saturn and Pluto retrograde as well as a Full Moon in your House of Self Worth. You can be much too hard on yourself and though this is not a hot flash from the newsroom it is something that one can get used too with insidious results. Realize that self-criticism is not about what you’ve done, it’s about an unwillingness to give yourself a chance to try. Mars moving now through your House of Philosophy is about to align with Jupiter retrograde in your sign, meaning that the mental part of this process needs to stop and the doing part must begin. Endeavor to walk that walk my friend and you might just end up somewhere.

 

Capricorn- The Full Moon in your sign this week is about nothing if not practicality and as it opposes the Sun, Venus, and Mercury retrograde in your House of Relationships make an effort to get out there and contribute something to either the community or someone you might know that’s in need. If you’ve been feeling disconnected at all from life reaching out may be just what the doctor ordered. Don’t underestimate the power of love to go around and then come around at double the investment. Jupiter retrograde behind the scenes will add an air of nobility to your intentions to do well and as he comes into a beneficial alignment with Mars in your House of Transformation and the proud sign of Leo, the love you take will no doubt at this time be equal to the love you make. To quote this guy currently running for POTUS, “Not Me US.” See the big picture.

 

Aquarius- You pride yourself on taking care of others but are you strong enough to let someone take care of you? The Full Moon behind the scenes in responsibility driven Capricorn will have you judging yourself not only on what you’ve done, but also on what you’re not doing, while on the other side of the zodiac the Sun, Venus, and Mercury retrograde will be posing the unavoidable question you only ask yourself secretly, “when will someone take care of me?” We’re back to the strength question again and with Mars in fiery Leo passing through your House of Relationships and moving into alignment with compassionate Jupiter in your House of Groups, strength for you at this time won’t be about being a leader but trusting your intuition enough to be a follower and feel that you’re not being weak. Oh the complicated webs we weave……

 

Pisces- With both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Dreams and a Full Moon arriving there this week you will have a lot of responsibilities falling on your shoulders now and no doubt you’re whining about it like a petulant child, however, have you also realized how lucky you are? At the same time all these challenges are gathering at your door step, the Sun, Venus, and Mercury retrograde are all partying in your House of Creativity and the nurturing sign of Cancer, meaning that if help isn’t right at hand it’s well within your grasp if you’re willing to be at all enterprising. Mars transiting now through your House of Health should give you plenty of energy and as he moves into alignment with Jupiter retrograde in your House of Career it would probably be a good idea to focus on some form of routine that not only strengthens your body but also disciplines your mind. With erratic Uranus on an extended visit in your House of Thinking, practicing some form of meditation may be just what you need to unleash some really powerful latent creativity.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #91 Weekly Horoscopes for 7/8-7/14, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 7/8-7/14, 2019

 

 Aries- With 5 retrograde planets this week things could very well seem a little bass-akwards, if you know what I mean?  Mercury gong in reverse in your House of Creativity and the dramatic sign of Leo as well as Jupiter in your House of Publishing could see a long-term project delayed by some minor snafu’s, which could annoy you to no end. Meanwhile, Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Career will be saying exactly what you’d expect to hear from them, namely “be patient, blah, blah, blah….” To add to the stress Neptune behind the scenes will no doubt be fear mongering that the difficulties will never end. The final coup de grace will come though when the Moon transits through the Via Combusta to oppose crazy old Uranus in your House of Self Worth while Mars in turn squares the old man…….A word to the wise, It’s always darkest before the dawn. If you have a hard time accepting that then try washing it down with a drink (or five)…..What can I say?

 

Taurus- Rebellious Uranus is in your sign now and he’s going to be squared this week by arrogant Mars in Leo. Add to that 5 retrograde planets (including mischievous Mercury) as well as the Sun and Venus in sensitive Cancer and you may just be finding yourself whispering under your breath, “There’s no place like home,” and subconsciously tapping your heels together out of desperation. Of course it’s not that bad, but we all know that reality is a lot about attitude and if you’re feeling that nothing is making sense and everything is against you then you will likely end up reaping that whirlwind!  Jupiter in your House of Transformation moving into an esoteric inconjunct with Venus in your House of Communication could bring some unexpected good news based on something you did at the beginning of the year that is offering a much needed dividend now……..The Universe works in mysterious ways so try not to buy too much into the necessary smoke and mirrors of what seems to be happening……..Faith is an exercise, not a fact.

 

Gemini- There are going to be 5 planets spinning retrograde this week; 2 are in your House of Transformation, 1 in your House of Communication, 1 in your House of Partnerships, and 1 in your House of Public Image……What does this all mean? If there is a paper trail (or even a trail of stale breadcrumbs) connecting you to any shady people or shady dealings from the past the time may have arrived for the chickens to come home to roost. Mars, the planet of action, will be in your House of Communication along with Mercury retrograde, so try to stop the urge to double down on your denials if you’ve been caught dead to rights. Trying to spin the facts or transfer the blame could blow up in your face if you’re not careful. The best strategy for now would be to accept what’s happening and let the Sun and Venus in compassionate Cancer help you to seek out assistance behind the scenes, that is, if anyone is still taking your calls.

 

Cancer- As 5 planets go retrograde this week you may find yourself taking more than one stroll down memory lane and thinking about things you haven’t thought about in years. Saturn and Pluto going backwards in your House of Relationships could see you reminiscing about how you met a loved one and realizing how damn lucky you are that you did. Mercury reversing in your House of Self Worth and joining with Mars will likely activate your pride as you review how you arrived at wherever you are in your job as well as how you’re going to eventually get the hell out of there.  On a more positive note, Jupiter in your House of Health esoterically aligning with Venus in your sign will have you realizing the need to change some aspects of your lifestyle if you would hope to operate at your highest performance level in the future. All in all this should be a week where you will get some encouraging glimpses of the future along with finally seeing the truth of certain things you have worried about in the past (which you didn’t need to).

 

Leo- Mercury is retrograde now in your sign and as he joins with Mars to square rebellious Uranus in your House of Career you could experience some real catharsis this week regarding both your career and how you think of yourself. Uranus in turn will be aligning with Venus behind the scenes in the emotional sign of Cancer, likely helping you realize how much of your shyness about your feelings is more about you judging yourself than others judging you. Combine this with Jupiter in your House of Creativity squaring Neptune in your House of Transformation and it should become obvious that you’ve never really given yourself a chance to show what you can do in regards to a dream you have kept secret for a while. As Saturn and Pluto continue retrograde in your House of Work it is important that you confront your confidence issues ASAP because as soon as these two transformative planets go direct it will be time to leave the womb you have allowed yourself to hide in for far too long.

 

Virgo- As Mercury retrograde and Mars crash into each other behind the scenes in your chart and square iconoclastic Uranus in your House of Career, you may not be able to swallow your pride any longer when it comes to someone taking advantage of you either at work or in a serious relationship. With Neptune transiting your House of Partnerships and aligning with both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Creativity you’ve been able to justify your subservience with this person so far in regards to eventually getting ahead, however, if you haven’t yet advanced with this strategy then it’s high time for you to show what you can do on your own and stop treating this individual with kid gloves. The Sun and Venus coming together in the nurturing sign of Cancer and your House of Dreams is all about believing in yourself and inspiring others to do the same, which would mean getting out from under any shadows being cast over you and instead be willing to try and shine on your own.

 

Libra- What represents an honest expression for you of something you’ve experienced might raise a little controversy among those who are less imaginative and insightful. Mars and Mercury retrograde will be conjunct in your House of Groups and squaring individualistic Uranus in your House of Transformation, which means by expressing a cathartic moment from your past you might inadvertently end up pressing the buttons for some current fears that exist for anyone who hasn’t been willing to face themselves in the mirror. This may lead to some uncomfortable moments (for them) but perhaps cooler heads will prevail and someone will recognize you’ve actually hit on something universal.  Jupiter in your House of Writing inconjuncting Venus in your House of Career may actually find you a champion once the nervous nellies are done having their moment and what you created can be seen for what it really is.

 

Scorpio- With 5 planets retrograde this week it might be a good time for you to recap how your year has gone so far along with what might lay in store as a result. Mercury retrograde and Mars in your House of Public Image squaring Uranus in your House of Relationships will likely bring some surprises, especially in how you think of yourself in the face of so many people recently saying such nice things to you and/or about you to others. The Sun and Venus together in your House of Philosophy represent the emergence of a new sense of belonging and compassion in your life as you now seek to connect with people when in the past you probably tried to avoid public interaction like the plague.  Saturn and Pluto in your House of Communication for the last year would have shut most people down, but oddly enough it has had the opposite effect on you. I guess all you ready needed Mr/Ms Scorpio to bring you out of your isolation was a little death and resurrection action. Welcome back to life!

 

Sagittarius- As Mercury retrograde and Mars collide in your House of Philosophy and square irrational Uranus in your House of Work, you may be brought to a harsh realization about just how bat shit crazy someone at work is and that you can no longer give them the benefit of the doubt. The Sun and Venus together in your House of Transformation would indicate that any changes for you now should have the proper support and assistance so that you will be able to move on successfully from any past conflicts. On the other hand, with Saturn and Pluto still digging graves in your House of Self Worth, make sure you are actively trying to let go of any past fears or else you may find yourself recreating the same old shit in a new location.  As the Moon passes out from the shadows of Scorpio later in the week and enters your sign you should experience a nice little buzz, like that first glass of wine after a hard day…….Cheers……You deserve it.

 

Capricorn- Saturn and Pluto are still working backwards in your sign, plus there are 3 other retrograde planets in your Houses of Confinement, Communication, and Transformation. My advice? If you have any vacation time, take it; have some drinks and let the shit show pass, if you can. Uranus will be making a long-term transit in your House of Creativity, so rest assured that opportunities and ideas will crop up to shake the tree and bring down some unexpected fruit, just don’t think about luck either way and let yourself be surprised when it pinches you on the ass. Kind of like Ringo getting invited into the Beatles……Get it? After all, you’re also going to be having the Sun and Venus passing through your House of Partnerships and the nurturing sign of Cancer, meaning that all this shit over the last few months has been for a reason, if only for you to know that you’re worthy of redemption……..Amen.

 

Aquarius- Uranus passing through your House of Home and Foundations could be either a blessing or a curse and you won’t know until something happens. Mercury retrograde and Mars passing now through your House of Relationships and the proud sign of Leo are about communication and respect as well as you getting quite grumpy if you’re not being treated the way you’d like. The bad news is that this could mean conflict with a family member, but the good news is that this person may very well deserve to have you rip them a new orifice and it will likely be quite cathartic for you to do it! Jupiter retrograde squaring Neptune retrograde in your House of Self Worth may represent the resultant epiphany regarding how this individual played on your inherent niceness as well as how you can now play with their emotions by pointing out that they’ve always been a miserable shit regardless if you did anything or not. So, didn’t that feel good? Ha ha, I thought so…..Now treat yourself to something nice, you deserve it.

 

Pisces- As the Sun and Venus in your House of Romance and Creativity pull into a luxurious trine with Neptune in your sign you may find yourself caught up in a glamorous setting that isn’t as real (or profitable) as you believe. The wake up call about this could come from Jupiter retrograde in your House of Career squaring Neptune or else erratic Uranus in your House of Communication entering into a hard angle with Mercury retrograde and Mars in your House of Routines. Either way this will be pretty much a textbook disappointment caused by over inflated expectations in turn fueled by someone else willing to lead you on. On the other hand, the good news is that this fiasco will end up freeing you from your naive illusions so that you can instead get down to some real activities that will allow you to actually accomplish something for yourself.  As they say, if the world serves you lemons then make lemonade…….Cheers!

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #90 Weekly Horoscopes for 7/1-7/7, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 7/1-7/7, 2019

 

Hi kids!!! Mr. Saturn’s Stars hasn’t been around for a few weeks and I apologize, it was just that I had some pressing business to attend to and well, sometimes there are more important things than Astrology……….What!!!……Did he just say that?……..Damn right I did and you can quote me on it!

 

“Astrological

Aspects don’t determine your

Life, your choices do”

 

With that said, welcome back and let’s get down to it!!!

 

Aries- As the Sun and the Moon start the week in the sensitive sign of Cancer and your House of Symbolic Foundations along with Mars finishing up there and Venus getting ready to enter, this is a time when you will likely be very concerned with your bases of operation both at home and on the job. Uranus passing through your House of Self Worth could have you feeling easily threatened if something you’re used to suddenly changes, especially as it squares Mercury going station/retrograde in the self-absorbed sign of Leo. Although you may be compelled now to curse this inconvenience, try instead to go with the flow, after all both Saturn and Pluto retrograde have been trying for months to rearrange your life with some long term security in mind and, well, with 5 planets retrograde this week your dreams are going to be under construction for a little while longer. If this is too much, let Neptune behind the scenes distract you with a little drinkie-poo……you need it.

 

Taurus- Uranus is now firmly entrenched in your sign for at least the next 6-7 years, so kiss goodbye to thinking that you can sit back like Jabba the Hutt while the world spins around you. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Philosophy could be some very useful advisors now in this changing landscape if you’re willing to listen, but of course the operative word here is willing because, well, let’s face it, we all know how stubborn and myopic you can be. Mercury going retrograde in the middle of the week could begin some stressful times for you, particularly as it squares Uranus and your tendency will be to think that challenging things are only happening to you. Jupiter retrograde in your House of Transformation could give you a chance to unexpectedly revisit an opportunity you let slip by in the not too distant past…….So yes, shit happens, but sometimes it can be good shit, so take the money and run if you get the chance……Word!

 

Gemini- With 4 planets this week in the vulnerable sign of Cancer and your House of Self Worth, you will likely be uber-sensitive to any criticisms or challenges at this time, particularly with both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Transformation upsetting the apple cart and storming the ramparts in your quaint little fiefdom. Neptune in your House of Public Image will make you want to try and pretend none of this is happening, but don’t let yourself retreat into your own private Idaho…….After all the truth has a way of digging up those Idaho spuds and turning them into French fries to feed that unreasonable monster called reality. Jupiter retrograde in your House of Partnerships could bring back a blast from the past, but with the King of the Planets in square to illusory Neptune this trip down memory lane could have some serious pay back attached……..Be careful and know when to walk away.

 

Cancer- This is your time of the year my crustacean friend and with the Sun, Moon, Mars, and Venus all in your sign this week you will experiencing some serious growing pains, especially with both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Relationships opposing your tendency to want to make everyone feel safe and sound. This should be a particularly tough scenario now since you don’t feel very safe and sound yourself at this point. Neptune in your House of Philosophy could see you feeling sorry for someone (maybe yourself) but with Jupiter in your House of Routines your sense of pity could be quite misplaced. Mr. Saturn has an old motto he likes to repeat whenever he gets a chance……”Try not to do things for people that they could do for themselves; you could be denying them a better lesson.” Now that we’ve got that straightened out let’s focus instead on both Mars and Mercury this week in the prideful sign of Leo and your House of Self Worth. Mercury is about to go retrograde so try and remember a time when you denied yourself something you wanted because of someone else…..are you recalling it?…..Well, try not to do that again……

 

Leo- As Mars enters your sign this week and moves into a square with volatile Uranus it will be very hard for you at this time to suffer any sort of fool (not that it’s ever vey easy for you to accept boorishness). Your tendency will be to get upset but try to take a step back and ask yourself who pays the price for getting mad at an idiot who isn’t aware how stupid they are? Neptune in your House of Transformation squaring Jupiter in your House of Creativity could represent your enlightenment in regards to being able to ignore someone instead of getting down in the mud with them. A part of you may think this is avoiding the issue or even cowardice, but with this week’s eclipse in sensitive Cancer this may ultimately be about respecting yourself so the other person’s disrespect ceases to matter.

 

Virgo- As four planets pass this week through your House of Groups and the sensitive sign of Cancer, you may be expected to chaperone a group or act as a caretaker for a very recalcitrant soul. Lucky you, right? Try not to worry it won’t be as bad as it sounds, especially as both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Creativity align with Neptune in your House of Partnerships and you discover you have the magick touch to reduce even the most ornery individual to a puppy eating out of your hand. Jupiter retrograde in your House of Foundations will provide all the compassion you need and you may even see the problem child you’re stuck with as reminding you of a younger version of yourself. Insights should abound as a result of this ironic dynamic and who knows, perhaps Uranus passing through your House of Philosophy will even have you considering a new career in Caretaking Services. Life is sure strange, huh?

 

Libra- As four planets pass through your House of Career and the creative, compassionate sign of Cancer you may find that your insights carry more weight now than you realize. Saturn and Pluto have been shaking your Foundations for months and now may be the time that the world could need something completely different from you than it has in the past. Jupiter retrograde in your House of Writing combined with Venus crossing your Mid-heaven could mean that someone may want to spread your ideas for you and, as a result, you could find yourself expanding your sphere of influence far beyond the small, localized world you’ve been living in up until now. Uranus in your House of Transformation angling against both Mars and Mercury retrograde in your House of Groups could indicate that some unexpected notoriety could result from your willingness to speak your mind, particularly if you’re being honest and could care less about the consequences. Luck is a weird thing, enjoy it.

 

Scorpio- Four planets traveling now through your House of Philosophy and the intuitive sign of Cancer will likely have you feeling a little more touchy-feely than usual, which may not be a bad thing, particularly with Neptune crossing your House of Romance and nudging Jupiter in your House of Self Worth. “You’re only as pretty as you feel” is something you’re really coming to understand now and as you’re feeling better about yourself than you have in a long time (warts and all) you may unexpectedly find yourself the recipient of a surprise token of affection. Uranus in your House of Relationships might have you feeling more independent than you’re used to, but more likely you’re feeling less subservient with friends and family than you have in the past. This could translate as more of a willingness to speak your mind and, as a result, you could discover that you’re more of a leader than you ever imagined. Congratulations! Oh, btw, what should we do next?

 

Sagittarius- A lack of help from the powers that be could mean the time has finally come for you to help yourself. Four planets transiting through your House of Transformation and the sensitive sign of Cancer could have you feeling neglected, particularly with both Saturn and Pluto retrograde opposing these Cancer planets from your House of Self Worth. However, rather than feeling judged or rejected because of this aspect, you may actually be thinking that you don’t need anyone else’s stinking approval and it’s high time that you took the brass ring instead of waiting for someone to give it to you. Neptune in your House of Foundation squaring Jupiter in your sign could have you feeling a tad guilty about being so pushy, nevertheless Uranus in your House of Work will completely ignore such useless emotions as you push up to the front of the line with the best of them to get your just desserts. If not now, when? If not here, where?

 

Capricorn- Saturn and Pluto in your sign for the past several months have no doubt been transforming your world almost as drastically as if you were being made to change into a werewolf in slow motion, and now with four major planets transiting your House of Relationships and the intuitive, touchy-feely sign of Cancer you may finally be ready for, as the song say’s, “A Higher Love.” However, not so fast…..There will also be an eclipse this week in your House of Relationships, meaning that any outstanding baggage out their on the curb from any previous liaisons needs to be brought inside, unpacked, and all unnecessary contents discarded. Jupiter retrograde behind the scenes squaring Neptune in your House of Communication could have you feeling shy or withdrawn about this whole process but then again, so what? If Love is the most valuable thing in the world then the price should be high; for better or worse, now’s the time to ante up.

 

Aquarius- If you have been frustrated or dissatisfied at work your anxiety will probably reach epic proportions in the coming week. Four major planets in your House of Work and the emotional sign of Cancer will be opposing both Saturn and Pluto retrograde behind the scenes, meaning that if you can’t come up with any sort of idea about how to alleviate your stress you may just end up wanting to jump out of a window…….but not to worry, Neptune in your House of Self Worth will give you the patience of Job, however, as the God of the Sea in turn squares Jupiter in your House of Groups your newfound patience may end up driving all the other assholes you have to deal with out that window. Not exactly what you hoped for, I’m sure, but there is something to be said for giving it as good as you get it.

 

Pisces- A challenge now to your dreams in the form of both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in that particular House could have you a lot more worried than usual about your career, however, with four major planets plus an eclipse in your House of Creativity and the intuitive sign of Cancer, you should be able to rest assured that your innovativeness and flexibility at this time will be more than up to the task. Mercury will be going station/retrograde in your House of Routines and when he squares Uranus in your House of Communication there will probably be a lot of bullshit flying around trying to masquerade as the truth, but don’t you believe any of it. It’s not over until the fat lady sings and right now there’s no one else around except you and the solutions to your challenges……..and that’s the skinny.