Mr. Saturn’s Stars #77 Weekly Horoscopes for 3/18-3/24, 2019

 

Weekly Horoscopes for 3/18-3/24, 2019

 

 Hi kids!!! Welcome to Mr. Saturn’s Stars.

 

Aries- The Spring Equinox should arrive with a real bang this year as it provides all you Rams out there with a Full Moon in Libra on the same day. The tug of war between “I” and “We” should reach epic proportions as the need to charge forward and the need to be in balance ruthlessly push and pull each other back and forth. Jupiter in your House of Philosophy and the ego driven sign of Sagittarius will align with Venus in your House of Dreams and the collective sign of Aquarius, bringing you both audacity and luck. You will no doubt be feeling your oats at this time, however, if you are as crafty as you are ambitious then you will no doubt realize that you can’t do everything by yourself. Listen to Saturn and Pluto in your House of Career and be willing to compromise for a greater good, yet at the same time realize, while there is no “I” in team, there is a “Me.” Go for it.

 

Taurus- As the old Jefferson Airplane song used to go, “You’re only as pretty as you feel,” which should be aptly illustrated this week as the Sun illuminates your deeper recesses and the Full Moon in Libra motivates you to find balance in your day to day health and appearance. This theme will be repeated once again for good measure when Jupiter in your House of Transformation aligns nicely with Venus in your House of Public Image. If you’re willing to work at being the best you can be you should get ample assistance from both Saturn and Pluto in the no nonsense sign of Capricorn and your House of Philosophy as they align with Neptune and Mercury retrograde in your House of Dreams. You have a real charisma about you now, but don’t let it go to your head. What goes around comes around, so keep your nose to the grindstone; you’ll be glad you did.

 

Gemini- Saturn and Pluto in your House of Transformation are likely bringing about some big changes in your little life, so if you’re going to weather this storm it will be important for you to get a little help from your friends. The Sun in your House of Groups and the Full Moon in your House of Creativity and the cooperative sign of Libra will be motivating you to be a little nicer than usual, so try and go with the flow, especially as Venus in your House of Philosophy will aspect Jupiter in your House of Partnerships to provide you with all the charisma you’ll need to charm the stripes off a zebra. Neptune and Mercury retrograde in your House of Public Image will either serve to make you famous or infamous, depending on if you are smart enough to apologize when it’s expedient to do so and not let your inordinate pride get in the way. Think you can do that?

 

Cancer- As the Spring Equinox occurs in your House of Career opposing a Full Moon in Libra in your House of Symbolic Foundations, the time has come for you to realize that you no longer should be waiting for change to occur but should instead be pushing for it. Jupiter in your House of Work aligning with Venus in your House of Transformation speaks to believing in yourself and exploring every contact you have to try and find some light at the end of the dark tunnel you have been feeling trapped in as of late. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Partnerships along with Neptune and Mercury retrograde in your House of Philosophy represents the street credit you have earned over the years from both friends and foes alike; some will like you and some won’t, but time has proven you are a straight shooter and someone that can be depended upon. Move forward knowing that’s your resume and then have some faith.

 

Leo- How will anyone know what you have to offer if you don’t advertise? The Spring Equinox in your House of Publishing opposing a Full Moon in your House of Communication is all about getting your brand out there, so what are you waiting for? Saturn and Pluto in your House of Routines should help with the technicalities of exploring some new forms of communicating, while Neptune and Mercury retrograde in your House of Transformation represent the type of make over  your current image needs in order to let the world in on the new you that’s ready to bust out all over. Jupiter in your House of Creativity and Venus in your House of Partnerships represent luck in relationships, so don’t be shy about asking for help; someone influential may be very eager to take you on as their protégé. Leave your insecurity at the door, this isn’t an opportunity you should pass up.

 

Virgo- The Spring Equinox will be occurring in your House of Transformation where it will in turn be opposed by a Full Moon in your House of Self Worth. There are certain goals you have set for yourself and the beginning of the final approach to that promised land begins this week. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity have been working overtime to prepare you for the battle ahead, while Neptune and Mercury Retrograde in your House of Partnerships are providing you with all the support you’ll need along the way. You have been a straight shooter and a hard worker for a long time now and as Jupiter transits your Symbolic Foundations area and aligns with Venus in your House of Service you should finally see the rewards you deserve for a life lived so honorably. All hail the conquering hero!

 

Libra- Aries/Libra is the relationship axis and with the Spring Equinox this week in Aries and the Full Moon in your sign look for this time to highlight a partnership in your life; either through the rejuvenation of a friendship that may have lagged or the beginning of a significant new association. Jupiter in your House of Communication and Venus in your House of Creativity will likely highlight a project you have been trying to get moving with a much needed stroke of good luck; take whatever rewards you’re being offered, you deserve it! Saturn and Pluto in your House of Foundations are about change and transformation and Neptune and Mercury retrograde in your House of Routines are all about discovering new ways to do old chores. If you’ve been locked in a routine as of late, be willing to improvise and try something new, you’ll be glad you did!

 

Scorpio- The Spring Equinox will occur in your House of Health with a Full Moon shining its emotional light behind the scenes. If you have been having physical issues as of late, you could make a significant breakthrough this week in regards to regaining your wellness and overall vitality. Lucky Jupiter is in your House of Self Worth and as it aligns with Loving Venus in your House of Symbolic Foundations keep in mind that your attitude is important when challenges arise. Any Coach will tell you that an athlete who doesn’t strive to get better won’t, so if you are facing any significant challenges now realize that your attitude may be much more of a determinant than you think. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Intellect aligning with Neptune in your House of Creativity is all about applying yourself to the attainment of a vision, so dare to dream, but most important of all, dare to try!

 

Sagittarius- With Jupiter in your sign now you’re nothing if not hopeful and as he aligns with charismatic Venus in your House of Communication you’ll likely be lucky as well. Take the time to research some opportunities and don’t be shy about applying for a job, a grant, or anything else that can facilitate your advancement. The Spring Equinox will be in your House of Creativity and as it opposes a Full Moon in your House of Dreams be willing to push forward a new idea either at work or for your own benefit. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Self Worth will help you to cross every “t” and dot every “i” with any projects and Mars in your work area will help you maintain your focus and keep your eye on the prize. This is one of those times when you will have both vision and a pragmatic attitude, so make sure you don’t get bogged down by being overly zealous about minute details and needing something to be perfect. The only thing perfect in life is that everything in the universe manages to fit just the way it is.

 

Capricorn- As Saturn and Pluto in your sign get closer to a revolutionary joining together, the Spring Equinox will be occurring in your Symbolic Foundations area at the same time that a Full Moon will be lighting the sky in your House of Career. This could mean that you’ll likely be seeing the writing on the wall of the past months coming to a significant climax in regards to a story that had its inception long ago. With Neptune and Mercury retrograde in your House of Writing this could be an actual story, or with Mars in your House of Creativity it could instead be about the transformation of your character and the way you look at the world. Either way, whoever you thought you were, the time has come to meet who you are going to be….. “So let us stop talkin’ falsely now/ the hour’s getting late…”

 

Aquarius- Venus in your sign aligning with Jupiter in your House of Groups could see you being offered a position of leadership that you never expected to ever ever be considered for. This could be both a blessing and a curse as the Spring Equinox explodes in your House of Communication and opposes a Full Moon in your House of Philosophy, meaning that leading others is not about telling them what to do, but rather about them telling you what they need and then you being expected to take care of it. In other words, followers control the leader and not the other way around, at least in a functional, self-perpetuating organization. Dictatorships and cults of personality may be different, but who wants to be involved in that nonsense? All this may be a shock to you, but with Saturn and Pluto behind the scenes in your chart it’s a shock you needed, so wake up and smell the coffee.

 

Pisces- As the Spring Equinox explodes in your House of Self Worth and opposes a Full Moon in your House of Transformation and Other Peoples Resources, you may get some very valuable lessons this week in the arts of compromise and letting go. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Groups will be mercilessly enforcing the rules and making demands, which could give you an unpleasant shock, especially with both Neptune and Mercury retrograde making you unable to see the forest for the trees. Your tendency now may be to get frustrated and panic, but don’t. There is always a greater purpose to the seeming madness of the lessons we would hope to avoid yet can’t, so let the wisdom of Jupiter at the top of your chart guide you toward your higher self, while at the same time allowing Venus behind the scenes in the universal sign of Aquarius to teach you to trust that the Universe is here to teach you rather than to destroy you. “The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away, blessed be the name of the Lord.”

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #76 Weekly Horoscopes for 3/11-3/17, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 3/11-3/17, 2019

 

 Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars.

Here’s a new “Separated at Birth” pair; the whining crybabies, Bart O’Kavanaugh and R. Kelly………pobrecito…..everybody’s against them!

 

Aries- With the Sun and Mercury retrograde behind the scenes in the intuitive sign of Pisces and both of them squaring Jupiter in your House of Philosophy, you may be thinking to yourself, “why not?” in regards to a matter you might otherwise think is completely crazy. This is partly because Mars in your House of Self Worth and Venus in your House of Dreams are making you feel adventurous, while both Saturn and Pluto in your House of Career have made it so that you can afford to take a risk and not lose the farm. The only thing to watch out for here is unaspected Uranus entering your House of Self Worth. A famous Photographer once said, “Chance favors the prepared mind,” so before you charge like the Light Brigade into anything, just make sure you’ve done your homework.

 

Taurus- You are a stable sign so the entrance of aggressive Mars and crazy Uranus into your domain might initially startle you, like a gunshot or an unexpected tap on the shoulder. The good news though is that any surprises coming your way at this time will see both Saturn and Neptune aligning nicely with Mars from your Houses of Philosophy and Dreams respectively. What does this mean? In short, trust your  intuition and take your time, after all, it’s a lot less likely that you’ll overlook something if you’re paying attention to details. Jupiter in your House of Shared Resources squaring Mercury retrograde could make you more gullible than usual so be careful whom you trust. Venus in your House of Career should also be a motivator for you now, but only if your ambitions encompass a greater perspective than just your own personal success. Like Bernie Sanders say’s, “Not me. Us.”

 

Gemini- Both Mars and Uranus have slid behind the scenes in your chart so be careful whom you trust because a lot more may be at stake than you realize. The Sun, Mercury retrograde, and Neptune are all passing through your House of Public Image and as they square Jupiter in your House of Partnerships try not to fall into believing that you are somehow above it all. Those who smile to your face may very well end up having a very sharp knife ready when you turn around. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Transformation are about nothing if not compromise, so be willing to give up something to get something. Having a take no prisoners attitude may very well end up making you a hostage of your own ego.

 

Cancer- If the world starts to get really crazy what will you likely do? That will be a relevant question this week as both Mars and Uranus are in your House of Groups, which could represent anything from a riot to even more impatience than usual on your part when it comes to silliness and/or a lack of professionalism. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Relationships could see you making some significant changes in whom you take seriously or what you’re willing to put up with at all. Let Mars in your House of Dreams and Venus in your House of Transformation allow you to trust your creative vision, especially with the Sun, Neptune, and Mercury retrograde in your House of Philosophy. Maybe something you used to believe in but gave up on is really true after all? Think about it.

 

Leo- Has anyone ever called you stubborn? With Mars and Uranus in your House of Public Image and Venus in your House of Partnerships you may be more demanding of others than you realize. Add to this the Sun, Mercury retrograde, and Neptune in your House of Change confronting Jupiter and some folks might even go as far as to say that you’re oblivious to their needs to the point of being downright insensitive. Surprised? You won’t be for long as Saturn and Pluto detonate some timely upsets in your House of Routines so that if you have been ignoring others they won’t be returning the favor. Your saving grace here is that no matter how selfish you may have seemed you really didn’t mean to slight or insult anyone. With that in mind, make sure you make amends ASAP after you’ve been made aware. A word to the wise.

 

Virgo- What you hope your relationships would be and what they actually are may no longer be an illusion you can afford. Reality and fantasy may complement each other as balancing forces in a philosophical sense, but they cannot occupy the same actual space in time and have the situation remain peaceful. Jupiter at your Foundation straining the Sun, Neptune, and Mercury retrograde in your House of Partnerships will likely cause any associations that are not grounded in reality to fall apart like a log raft in a monsoon. At the same time Mars and Uranus in your House of Philosophy squaring Venus in your House of routines will likely challenge you to learn how to swim very quickly. The good news is that Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity aligning with Mars in your House of Philosophy will assist you in finding solutions, if in fact real solutions are what you’re truly after.

 

Libra- It was said in the film “Gladiator,” “when death smiles at a man all he can do is smile back.” As Mars and Uranus make their way across your House of Transformation and slowly come into alignment with Saturn and Pluto at your Symbolic Foundation, there may not be many smiles exchanged between what is dying in your life and what is being born, but things will certainly start to look a lot different from what you’re used to! Jupiter in your House of Communication squaring Mercury retrograde could bring you some unexpected blasts from the past, both pleasant and unpleasant, so it will be up to you to either set the record straight and resume where you left off or else burn a bridge that’s not worth repairing. Venus in your House of Creativity could help you to put your finger on the pulse of someone who is going through something you have experience with; remember the Greek Gods used to visit people disguised as unfortunates and rewarded those who were generous with their help and hospitality. If the shoe fits, wear it.

 

Scorpio- It is time for a realization. Are you aware of how much energy it takes to believe something that is true as opposed to believing something that isn’t true? Answer; the same amount of energy is used whether you believe the truth or an illusion. With that in mind, be careful what you’re convincing yourself of at this time. Jupiter in your House of Thinking is squaring Mercury retrograde in your House of Creativity, meaning that it’s high time you realize depression and optimism are both creative acts though the offspring of each are quite different. Saturn and Pluto at the bottom of your chart are death and resurrection, so if something has rocked your world recently try to understand that if the Phoenix (your totem animal) was never thrown into  the fire it wouldn’t have been able to rise from the ashes. “What does not kill you makes you stronger,” if you don’t believe me ask Mr. Nietzsche.

 

Sagittarius- With Jupiter in your sign and Mercury retrograde at your symbolic Foundation you need to realize that your hopes for the future are rooted in being able to understand (and let go) your past. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Self Worth have been setting the stage for this kind of inner work, but only if you’re willing to get knee deep in your own shit and clean up your illusions. Mars in your House of Health is probably making you feel more energetic than usual, which should help you break out of the gravity pull of any energy vampires you encounter. Make sure you have your silver bullets and garlic cloves handy if you have to spend any time with a difficult family member or recalcitrant co-worker. Venus in your House of Communication aligning with Mars should  help with speaking your truth, just make sure you’re clear (and comfortable) with whatever that is.

 

Capricorn- With Pluto and Saturn in your sign (symbolizing death and resurrection respectively) you’re emotionally kind of like a holograph now, except that you’re flesh and blood. Now if that doesn’t seem to make any sense, just consider the viewpoint that we are all essentially spiritual beings who are required to negotiate physical experiences, which in turn are designed to teach us that getting what we want is nothing more than a fleeting concept and ultimately doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things. Sorry for the paradoxes, but I’m just trying to bring you up to speed because with Jupiter behind the scenes squaring Mercury retrograde and the Sun in your House of Thought, the temptation now is for you to only believe that something exists if you can physically experience it. If that’s true then what is there to be said for all the effort you’re making to not have certain experiences? Hmmmm.

 

Aquarius- Venus in your sign could be spreading you too thin, especially if you’re overly concerned with appearances and/or what others think. You have some immediate challenges that need to be handled which are being complicated by Saturn and Pluto behind the scenes playing the guilt police and Neptune in your House of Self Worth representing the vanity bandits who are trying to distract you from your responsibilities. This inner conflict will continue to rage as long as you allow pompous Jupiter in your House of Groups and naïve Mercury in your House of Self Worth to dominate your mindset and put image before substance. Uranus entering your House of Foundations will likely ratchet everything up to an emergency level, so stop looking in the mirror and instead look to fix what needs to be fixed. The message right now is clearly, take care of business, so get down and do it!!!

 

Pisces- The Sun, Mercury retrograde, and Neptune are all in your sign and as they each generally square Jupiter in your House of Public Image you could be experiencing a real identity crisis now or, at the very least, a lack of confidence about what lies ahead for you. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Dreams has you thinking a bit differently about something you used to want, while Mars in your House of Thinking continues to plow ahead as though nothing has changed. At this point enter rebellious and unpredictable Uranus, which if you are conflicted at all about what you’re doing will muck matters up royally so that you could find yourself making stupid mistakes as though you just didn’t care, and well, you don’t. You’re changing so it would make perfect sense that what you want would change to. Be willing to acknowledge that and straighten things out accordingly.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #75 Weekly Horoscopes for 3/4-3/10, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 3/4- 3/10, 2019

 

 Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars.

Hey Republicans! A word to the wise; listen to Michael Cohen and don’t be like him. It’s not too late.

 

Aries- This could be a week when you hard charging Rams are forced to become a little more reflective than usual, especially as Mercury goes station/retrograde behind the scenes in the sensitive sign of Pisces where it will meet up with a New Moon, the Sun, and Neptune, all of them combining to bring out your touchy, feely and/or insecure side. Mars going through your House of Self Worth might make you try to counteract these vulnerable feelings by applying a disproportionate amount of emotional significance to something material, however, try not to. As Mr. Saturn would say, “Be careful what you think you want it can only be just what it is.” As Saturn inches closer to Pluto in your House of Career don’t fear confronting all those insecurities you usually try to hide. By letting go you ‘re creating the space for your dreams to enter.

 

Taurus- As Mars plows through your House of Self Worth and aligns with the Sun and Neptune in your House of Dreams this is the time for you to put in the work necessary to turn a long held fantasy into a reality. When unpredictable and revolutionary Uranus enters your sign this week he will square Venus in your House of Career, meaning perhaps that as you get closer to that aforementioned ideal you might just make the same discovery that Dorothy made when she finally met the Wizard of Oz. That doesn’t mean you’ll be disappointed, on the contrary, you may instead get a very valuable lesson on both looking up to others and your own self worth.  Jupiter in your House of Transformation will help you to sort all of this out, but not until you’ve worked through all the uncomfortable details; such is the price of success.

 

Gemini- When volatile Uranus enters your House of Confinement to join aggressive Mars it may end up feeling like your whole world is crashing down as a stable situation you once took for granted suddenly turns out to be a rapidly changing landscape. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Transformation will be all about following the rules, so if you haven’t been doing that up until now, don’t try to lie your way out of it. The Sun and Neptune in your House of Public Image may buy you a little time with excuses and delaying tactics, however, once Mercury goes through it’s retrograde period (which starts early this week) the chickens will come home to roost in about three weeks if it turns out you have been playing a little too fast and loose. Mr. Saturn’s advice? Make sure you have a good lawyer.

 

Cancer- Mercury going retrograde this week in your House of Philosophy might have you thinking about the past and the things you could have done differently. The Sun and Neptune are in the same house and as they align with Saturn and Pluto in your House of Relationships it may just turn out that you have learned your lessons about dealing with others and are finally ready to turn over a new leaf. Mars is in your House of Groups and the stable sign of Taurus and as he joins with unpredictable Uranus you might just end up being surprised to see that someone has been noticing all that hard work you’ve been doing and thinks you deserve a reward, especially with Venus entering your House of Transformation and Other People’s Money…..just sayin’.

 

Leo- Acceptance could be the key for you this week as Mercury goes retrograde in your House of Death and Transformation and a whole host of memories come out of the past to haunt you. The Sun and Neptune are also in that house and as they align with Saturn and Pluto in your House of Health you may finally begin to realize how much repressing your feelings has had a major negative impact on your quality of life. Of course this sounds obvious, but you’re a fixed sign and, well, you can be a little obtuse at times. The important thing is that you let go of patterns within yourself that no longer work so that there will be room for some new realizations in your life. When Uranus enters your House of Public Image to join Mars and square Venus, these realizations will likely arrive whether you’re ready or not, so don’t be surprised at the reactions of those who are still expecting the old you.

 

Virgo- As Blondie used to sing, “Dreaming’s for free,” however reality always costs something. When Mercury goes retrograde this week in your House of Relationships it will be accompanied by both the Sun and Neptune, meaning that whatever you believed a particular association was about may not be what it’s about now. Uranus entering your House of Philosophy to join Mars could add quite a bit of disappointment and volatility to this situation, although that might not necessarily be a bad thing, particularly if you can utilize that energy through the influence of Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity to transform it from disappointment to adaptability and move this association to it’s next level. Like Rick say’s to Louis in Casablanca, “This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

 

Libra- “The truth in a vessel is not in the amount it contains, rather it’s in the sum of what’s served.” As Mercury goes retrograde in your House of Routines try and look back on your past exchanges with those who are close to you. The Sun and Neptune aligning with Saturn and Pluto at your Foundation and Mars in your House of Transformation will be giving you a lesson now in the necessary give and take between people or, as Bernie Sanders so aptly put it in his campaign slogan, “Not me, Us.” Jupiter in your House of Thinking is asking you to seek Higher Knowledge, while Venus entering your House of Creativity is showing you the power of a Higher Love. It is important that you contemplate these lessons now in regards to how your sign is represented in an astrological chart by the glyph of a sunset, which is where the day meets the night and the great Unity symbol that is our planet turns from the light of yang to the darkness of yin and back again. Namaste.

 

Scorpio- Uranus entering your House of Relationships at this time to join Mars could really upset the apple cart for you now, especially as Uranus squares Venus at your Symbolic Foundation. Your current circumstances are allowing you no time for those who would waste such a precious commodity, especially as the Lunar Arc this week moves through your Houses of Family, Creativity, and Health and you review what all those things now mean to you at this point in your life. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Communication aligning with the Sun and Neptune in your House of Creativity will have you seeking a more spiritual way of being, and with Mercury going retrograde in the inspired sign of Pisces you will undoubtedly be quite pragmatic about those in your life who are pretending to be something they aren’t. Let philosophical Jupiter in your House of Self Worth lead you inward and upward to the holy sanctuary…. onward intrepid seeker!

 

Sagittarius- Jupiter in your sign is still pumping you up and keeping you enthused, however, when your ruling planet eventually moves on will you have the inspiration to continue feeling good all by yourself? Saturn and Pluto in your House of Self Worth have been pressuring you for a while, but now as they come closer together and align with Mars in the solid sign of Taurus they are instead trying to mentor you into developing some positive habits so that you won’t get derailed in the future. In the grand scheme of things this is about you evolving in an upward spiral rather than you devolving in an inward one. As Uranus moves into your House of Routines it will square Venus entering your House of Communication. What does this mean? Well, how many folks are you still being nice to that bring darkness into your life simply because you think being alone is worse? Meditate on that.

 

Capricorn- With Saturn and Pluto moving closer together in your sign you are no doubt feeling all the changes trying to grab on as you walk by. One of these transformative energies that has managed to get a hold of you involves your emotions as you find yourself feeling things more deeply than ever before, though not in a sentimental way. Mercury going retrograde in the sensitive sign of Pisces and your House of Communication has you more willing to talk about your feelings than ever before, and with the Sun and Neptune in the same place you may also find yourself having an epiphany or two as well. Jupiter behind the scenes is a protective influence at this time, so be willing to let your heart and spirit open in the proper place with the proper people (or person)……..As the song goes, ”I feel it in my fingers/ I feel it in my toes/ The love that’s all around me/ And so the feeling grows.”

 

Aquarius- With both the Moon and Venus currently in your sign you are probably feeling quite magnanimous, although with Uranus  (your ruling planet) entering your Foundation area anything you do toward humanity this week will undoubtedly be in your own idiosyncratic way. The Sun, Neptune, and Mercury retrograde are all in your House of Self Worth, which should provide you with all the insight and creativity you could ask for, while at the same time Saturn and Pluto behind the scenes will keep you on point so that whatever you’re trying to do will actually end up changing something for someone else besides yourself. Jupiter in Sagittarius and your House of Groups can either lead by preaching or lead by example, so make sure you have some alone time this week to determine the difference between the two……after all,

 

“The Silence is the

Teacher whose approval we

Most benefit from”

 

Pisces- The Sun, Neptune, and Mercury retrograde are all in your sign now and as they align with Saturn and Pluto in your House of Dreams this is the time to lay the foundations for where you hope to be in the not too distant future. The one thing you may want to keep in mind with these plans is that whatever it is you think you want should also take into consideration the world around you, that way you will be in harmony with the environment you’re hoping would support your success. To an evolved person this would seem obvious, however, with individualistic Uranus entering your House of Thinking and squaring Venus behind the scenes, it would be very easy to assume that whatever is good for you is automatically good for everyone else. As a result, it’s important that you make an effort to pay attention to the surrounding world and try not to stick your head up you know where.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #74 Weekly Horoscopes for 2/25-3/3, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 2/25-3/3, 2019

 

 Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars.

Bernie has officially declared he’s running for POTUS!!!

“Not me. Us.” Bernie Sanders 2020

 

Aries- Lady Venus will be crossing through your House of Career early this week where she will first square unpredictable Uranus in your sign and then pass into Aquarius to square forceful Mars in your House of Self Worth. Your impatience with what may or may not be going on in your career will neither eliminate nor speed up the necessary process of what must be done; so shut up and do it. Saturn is also in your House of Career and you know he doesn’t play when it comes to responsibilities, so accept what’s happening and then maybe you’ll be able to hear what visionary Neptune is trying to tell you through your intuition…..”Don’t sweat the small stuff, and it’s all small stuff.”

 

Taurus- With Mars chugging through your sign you are definitely ambitious now, and as he squares the Sun in your House of Dreams you might actually even be whistling while you work. Your tune might change though when the Planet of Action squares Venus in the egalitarian sign of Aquarius and your House of Career. This aspect is about me versus we and all the expectations and anger that comes along with that if you’re more concerned with doing what’s best for you than what’s right. Let Saturn in your House of Philosophy help you sort this out as he aspects compassionate Neptune in your House of Groups. This is about seeing the bigger picture and when that can be done then we all gain in stature.

 

Gemini- Venus in your House of Transformation will first square Uranus in your House of Groups and then when she enters into the sign of Aquarius and your House of Philosophy will next square Mars behind the scenes. Someone you thought was out of the picture could come back in with a vengeance and end up making you regret any dirt you may have done to them. Saturn along with Pluto is in your House of Death and as these two get closer the cliché of “Death and Taxes” will take on an insidious new meaning. Perhaps you think you can double talk your way out of this, but as the Sun gets close to Neptune in the sign of Pisces and your House of Career, be careful that you don’t end up hanging yourself with the yarn you’re trying to spin.

 

Cancer- As Venus exits your House of One to One Relationships to enter your House of Death and Transformation she will first square Uranus in your House of Public Image and then square Mars in your House of Friends. Someone who has consistently tried your patience ever since you’ve known them may finally have to go, even if they have been a fixture in your solar system for as long as you can remember. Some people are just knuckle-heads and that’s that. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Relationships aligning with the Sun and Neptune in your House of Philosophy should help you to detach from this individual with a minimum of drama, that is, if you can control the sense of guilt you always seem to get whenever you have to stand up for yourself.

 

Leo- Your interactions with someone on the job may get testy as Venus exits your House of Work and squares eccentric Uranus. You initial reaction may be to rip this person a new orifice, although as Venus enters your House of Relationships and squares Mars in your House of Career you may end up seeing the benefits of being diplomatic, especially if it keeps you from getting fired for homicide. Saturn and Pluto are also in your House of Work and as they align nicely with the Sun and compassionate Neptune in your House of Transformation turning the other cheek may just facilitate you being able to turn the page on the whole situation by getting an unexpected perk for your trouble, particularly if a boss happens to be within earshot and hears how patient and mature you can be in the face of such unwarranted abuse.

 

Virgo- Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity will inspire you to be willing to shake things up, while the Sun and Neptune in your House of Partnerships could draw to you the appropriate accomplices to assist you in doing whatever deeds are necessary for your evolution. Venus in your House of Creativity squaring Uranus in your House of Transformation and then Mars in your House of Philosophy may bring about some unexpected obstacles, however, you may also be surprised at the extent of your inner resources as Jupiter in transcendental Sagittarius at the bottom of your chart helps to elevate you above the fray.  “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger,” so if you can feel your toes then rejoice at your good fortune.

 

Libra- As Venus departs this week from responsible Capricorn and your House of Foundations to enter adventurous Aquarius and your House of Creativity, you might find that you’re bursting with new ideas, especially when the Goddess of Beauty squares Mars in your House of Transformation. Visionary Neptune and quick witted Mercury will be in your House of Work and as they align with Saturn and Pluto at the bottom of your chart not only will you be innovative in your approach to things but practical as well. If you have been doing any writing or art work as of late make sure you get it out there as Jupiter transits your House of Communication, you may have a lot more to say than you realize!

 

Scorpio- With Saturn and Pluto in your House of Thinking aligning with Neptune and Mercury in your House of Creativity your outlook on life is rapidly changing. Later in the week when Venus passes into the universally minded sign of Aquarius and squares Mars in your House of Partnerships you might unexpectedly discover you have transformed from a misanthrope into an optimist. Jupiter in your House of Self Worth and the buoyant sign of Sagittarius probably also has a lot to do with this new and improved outlook, especially as it aligns with Uranus in your House of Health. Those two together can be very Magickal, so if you’re feeling like you’re finally able to let go of a great weight of negativity that has been burdening you for a long time then you probably can! “I’m looking to the sky to save me/ Looking for a sign of life/Looking for something to help me burn out bright.”

 

Sagittarius- The week will begin with both the Moon and Jupiter in your sign so be careful what you’re willing to convince yourself of. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Self Worth will have you feeling a bit unsettled and when Venus enters your House of Communication and squares Mars you might feel compelled to either binge on junk food or run on a treadmill until you collapse like all the other angry yuppies at the health club who hate their boss. Do you hate your boss? Take into consideration it might not be he or she that’s frustrating you, but rather what they represent. Projection is a dangerous illusion, so if you’ve been thinking of going to therapy now might be the time. You wouldn’t want to be running away from the wrong person, would you?

 

Capricorn- With Saturn and Pluto in your sign things have been a bit cloudy for a while now, so when Venus came along a few weeks ago with her little bit of sunshine there was at least some reason for hope. Unfortunately, the Goddess of Love and Beauty will be departing your domain this week to enter into Aquarius and your House of Self Worth, where she will then move into alignment with Mars in your House of Fun and Romance. Nobody likes to see a hot chick go, but don’t assume she won’t be inviting you to come along, especially since the Moon will be joining her in Aquarius this week and even though Mars is pretty virile the ladies will have him outnumbered two to one. You may just have to take one for the team so be willing to party hearty if you must, you’ll be proud you did.

 

Aquarius- Saturn and Pluto behind the scenes are making you feel more responsible than usual, especially as foggy Neptune and Mercury transit through impressionable Pisces and your House of Self Worth. Jupiter and the Moon will kick off the week in your House of Dreams, which could represent the height of illusion. With that in mind, stop repeating to yourself (and to others) whatever it is you think you need. Rather than this mantra being inspirational, you may instead be inadvertently reminding yourself that you’re failing and that sort of negative re-enforcement doesn’t help one find satisfaction. When Venus comes out from behind the scenes later in the week to enter your sign she will align with Mars, which just might put some much needed pep in your step, especially as the Sun will also align with Mars at that time to burn away some of that Neptunian fog that has your priorities confused.

 

Pisces- With the Sun, Neptune, and Mercury in your sign now you may be indulging your feelings when you should be detached and logical, or vice versa, neither of which will give you an accurate picture of what’s really going on. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Groups can help you to stay grounded, especially as Mars moves through your House of Local Activities and provides you with some immediate challenges to be dealt with that are not about impressions but actualities. On the other hand, Jupiter flying high in your House of Public Image could have you worrying about what others may think of you, but really, how could anyone know much about you if you can’t manage to get a clear picture of yourself?

Mr. Saturn’s Stars Weekly Horoscopes for 2/18-2/24, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 2/18-2/24, 2019

 

 Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars.

 

“How often we ask for genuine experience when all we really want is emotion.”

-Paul Schrader “First Reformed”

 

 

Aries- A Super Full Moon in Virgo starts the week along your 6thand 12thHouse axis, which will likely highlight a problem between how you feel about some recent responsibilities as opposed to what you’re actually doing about them. Mars in your House of Self Worth will act as a fulcrum for the Super Full Moon and the Sun, so if you can manage to be honest with yourself about your misgivings you might actually be able to forge ahead toward the completion of a serious task that also includes a serious reward. In the meantime, Saturn and Venus coming together in your House of Career and aligning with Mercury behind the scenes should provide an adequate safety net, so if you don’t exactly have what it takes to succeed you’ll know where to acquire the proper help.

 

Taurus- This week’s Super Full Moon in your House of Creativity should provide all the inspiration you’ll need to either dig in and make some serious corrections to a project you’re involved with, or else give up altogether. Mars in your sign would lean toward making whatever repairs need to be done to what you’re working on, although Jupiter moving into a tight aspect with Pluto in your House of Philosophy could also convince you to cut your losses if what you’re doing just doesn’t feel right. Let Mercury going through intuitive Pisces and a Saturn/Venus conjunction in grounded Capricorn help you to sort out your visions and fears so that you can see the forest for the trees and know exactly what’s at stake and what is possible. As Uranus gets ready to cross your Ascendant expect the unexpected, which doesn’t necessarily have to be a bad thing and could actually end up being quite good.

 

Gemini- Be careful this week about making certain assumptions as the Super Full Moon at the bottom of your chart makes it likely that you’re overestimating your resources and will likely end up regretting it later on. Mars moving behind the scenes would suggest putting some ammo away for a rainy day, especially as a frivolous Mercury in Pisces will align with Venus and Saturn in your House of Shared Resources to reveal that someone you’re depending on may just turn out to be the ultimate snowflake when push comes to shove and you demand they deliver the goods. As Uranus gets ready to enter behind the scenes in your chart make sure you’re being honest with yourself (and others) as any resentments you may be harboring now could come out at a future date and end up being quite embarrassing.

 

Cancer- The Super Full Moon that starts the week could be just the wake up call you need to realize how much more you bring to the table than you currently realize. As you have this epiphany, Mars will be moving through your House of Groups like a knife cutting through butter, so make sure you spread your new found confidence around; it will be rewarded! As Mercury and Neptune come together in your House of Philosophy and align with Venus and Saturn in your House of Partnerships, you will no doubt be the strategist par excellence as you know all the players in an upcoming situation as well as what they will likely do to your advantage and their disadvantage. Don’t hesitate when the time comes to make your move for it will likely be check and mate in your favor. Touche!

 

Leo- If you’ve been procrastinating as of late the Super Full Moon in your House of Self Worth combining with Mars in your House of Career should be just the kick in the ass you need to start moving toward your manifest destiny. At the same time Saturn and Venus in your House of Work aligning with Mercury and Neptune in your House of Transformation will provide all the finesse and insight you’ll need to do the right thing at the right time and bring home the brass ring. In addition Jupiter in your House of Creativity will have you believing in your intuition (for once) and as the King of the Planets leads the charge, Pluto, who is also in your House of Work, will act as your bullet-proof vest against any “slings and arrows of outrageous fortune” that could come your way. Rest assured, if anyone’s going down this week it won’t be you that dies with your boots on.

 

Virgo- As the Super Full Moon ignites your sign and shines across into your House of Relationships, it’s probably time to have a discussion with your partner about the pink elephant in the room neither of you wants to address. Mars in your House of Philosophy represents the Zen of Doing, so whatever you and your significant other are going to talk about you better follow it up with action. The time has officially come in your relationship to walk the walk and not just talk the talk. Saturn and Venus in your House of Creativity aligning with Mercury and Neptune in your House of Relationships are all about listening as well as expressing yourself, so make sure you are truly hearing the points your partner is making, that way what you need to do in response will make itself obvious. Jupiter transiting through your House of Symbolic Foundations is all about things getting better at home, so roll up your sleeves and make your domestic situation work. Nuff said!!!

 

Libra- The Super Full Moon will be occurring behind the scenes for you and aligning with both Mars and Uranus in your Houses of Transformation and Partnerships respectively, meaning you could have some surprises in store in regards to a long time situation suddenly changing or someone new unexpectedly entering your life and introducing you to some exciting new possibilities. With Saturn, Venus, and Pluto all in your House of Foundations your world has been slowly shifting for some time now, so as these planets align with both Mercury and Neptune in your House of Routines you need to understand that any changes currently happening have actually been a reflection of your inner state and not just some random occurrences in the surrounding world. Your life might finally be turning into an extension of who you are as opposed to what others need you to be. With that in mind, you need to accept what’s happening now and go with the flow…..the truth will set you free!

 

Scorpio- The Super Full Moon will be in your House of Groups aligning with Mars in your House of Relationships, meaning that perhaps your close friends and associates could end up being a real source of solace and inspiration to you now as they step forward in your time of need. Venus and Saturn in your House of Communication positively aspecting both Mercury and Neptune in your House of Creativity could end up unleashing a wave of philosophical about faces for you as you suddenly find yourself truly moved by your first glimpses of the best sides of the people you know. This will all be very “Kumbaya” but you should also realize that with Jupiter in your House of Self Worth a lot of these folks who are helping you are doing so not because of anything you’ve necessarily done for them, but rather because of who you are. Think about that. It could very well mark the beginning of a beautiful friendship……with yourself.

 

Sagittarius- As the Super Full Moon in your House of Career aligns with Mars in your House of Work, you should have all the energy you need to change your employment situation if you really want to. Saturn, Venus, and Pluto in your House of Self Worth are significantly upping the value of your stock, and with Communicative Mercury and visionary Neptune also coming together, what are you waiting for? Get out there and start looking around for people in the market for an energetic and ruthlessly efficient individual with smarts and charm; with Jupiter still in your sign you know damn well that’s you, so take out an ad, send out your resume, hell, even wear a sandwich board and walk the streets if you have to. This is your time so make hay while the Sun and the Moon are both shining. Bugler, sound the charge!

 

Capricorn- As the Super Full Moon illuminates your House of Philosophy and aligns with Mars in your House of Creativity you should be able to clearly see the big picture of your life at this time. Of course with Saturn, Venus, and Pluto currently in your sign if it turns out you aren’t seeing the trail ahead of you clearly this trio will make damn sure you do. Add to that Mercury and Neptune in your House of Communication and as the old Hoodoo folks would say, your perceptions are without a doubt “Shining” now. Jupiter behind the scenes in your chart is acting as a protective influence, and as the Planet of Prophecy paves your way anyone hoping to get over on you will have to get up pretty early in the morning. When all is said and done the world could very well be your oyster now, so don’t be shy about asking if there’s any hot sauce.

 

Aquarius- As the Sun exits your sign this week he will take part in a Super Full Moon in your House of Transformation, meaning that the initial responsibilities of whatever you have managed to acquire over the last few weeks will soon be due. This shouldn’t be any surprise, especially with Saturn, Venus, and Pluto all behind the scenes like a trio of bill collectors. But don’t worry, with Mercury and Neptune spinning their Magick in your House of Self Worth, you’ll be good for whatever may be due. Add to that a powerful trine from Mars to the aforementioned Super Full Moon and you should have the necessary energy, mojo, or whatever else you may need to make your plans and acquisitions perform however you need them to. Boo yeah!!!

 

Pisces- With Mercury and Neptune currently in your sign you are probably quite the charmer now, especially with Saturn, Venus, and Pluto in your House of Dreams working the control board so those two snowflakes in your sign can “keep their eyes on the road and their hands upon the wheel.” Add to that a Super Full Moon in your House of Partnerships and Mars in your House of Communication and you are truly a Maestro now who can not only talk the talk but also walk the walk. All that’s left is to make sure not get too full of yourself, especially with Jupiter unaspected in your House of Career and Public Image. Play it like Forest Gump rather than Paul Newman in “Hud” and you should be able to “aw shucks” your way down the red carpet. A word to the wise.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #72 Weekly Horoscopes for 2/11-2/17, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 2/11-2/17, 2019

 

 Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars.

Valentine’s Day is this week…….aim for that heart!

 

Aries- Things will start off this week with Mars and Uranus conjunct in your sign (ka-boom!) after which they will both align with the Sun in your House of Groups. This will likely mean that everyone will want a piece of you, however, since you’re only one person it will be imperative for you to get organized if you would hope to satisfy anyone (and avoid going crazy). Venus moving next to Saturn in your House of Career should help you to pull things together, and with Neptune behind the scenes to calm things down, no one should end up being too upset with you even if you can’t keep up with their nonstop demands. When Mars eventually changes sign and enters Taurus later in the week, you should be on the approach to realizing a dream that not too long ago was still a shimmering mirage on the horizon. Congrats!!!

 

Taurus- Preparations for an important event have probably been stressful, which will likely come to a head as Mars and Uranus start the week colliding behind the scenes in your chart. Not to worry though as the Sun in your House of Career plays the role of a traffic cop and manages to prevent this crazy pair in Aries from creating too much havoc. As Venus comes together with Saturn in your House of Philosophy and they both align with Neptune in your House of Groups, expect your inner adult to take over and steer you along the path of least resistance no matter how much chaos seems to be surrounding you. Jupiter in your House of Transformation should also be able to provide some Zen-like insights until Mars can enter your sign later in the week and deliver you through what are turning out to be some very valuable lessons.

 

Gemini- You’ve been managing to get by as of late with a sort of arbitrary bravura although as Mars and Uranus both prepare to exit your House of Groups and go behind the scenes this act you’ve been putting on for the public could very well turn into a frightened confession to a shrink (or trusted advisor) in private. Venus, Saturn, and Pluto all coming together in your House of Transformation and aligning with Neptune in your House of Public Image would suggest that you should try and be a little more compromising with your adversaries or else they may have no choice but to resort to public humiliation to get you in line. As Jupiter transits your House of Partnerships (and Open Enemies) don’t underestimate a subdued individual’s ability to wield that big stick and take you down if necessary. You ain’t that big and they know you’re a lot more scared than you’re letting on.

 

Cancer- As Mars and Uranus get set to exit your House of Career don’t let an unexpected happening at work throw you. The Sun in your House of Transformation will be at the wheel during this time and he should be able to keep that erratic pair from going off the rails and causing too much damage. When Mars eventually enters your House of Groups later in the week you could inadvertently end up stumbling upon an opportunity you’ve been hoping for. Venus will be joining Saturn very soon in your House of Relationships and as these two align with Neptune and Mercury in your House of Long distance matters some news from afar could serve to lift your spirits. Go ahead, allow yourself to smile and the whole world may just smile with you.

 

Leo- Your usual even temperament could be close to boiling over now as Mars and Uranus bang into each other at the top of your chart like a couple of hockey players and force the Sun to blow his whistle and call a foul from your House of Relationships. Whoever is pissing you off now needs to watch out, especially with Saturn and Pluto about to start their power play in your House of Routines. With all this activity anything is likely to happen, particularly with unpredictable Neptune in your House of Transformation. When Mars finally gets around to entering your House of Public Image at the end of the week whoever has underestimated you could find themselves flat on the pavement and looking up at the stars wondering what happened……just sayin’.

 

Virgo- An unexpected change of circumstances courtesy of Mars and Uranus in your House of Death and Transformation along with the Sun in your House of Routines could find you at a very significant crossroads in your life right now. Venus joining Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity would indicate that whatever the situation may be this would be the time to finally accept what has happened and let go of the past. Neptune in your House of Relationships also holds a very deep lesson for you at this time as you finally come to realize that love is as much a manifestation of destiny as it is an act of either desire or ego, meaning that sometimes we love based on what we’ve survived rather than who or what we’ve chosen. In short, unconditional love can certainly make for some strange bedfellows. Amen.

 

Libra- The Sun moving through your House of Creativity and aligning with a startling Mars/ Uranus conjunction in your House of Partnerships could find you being contacted by someone you would never suspect would even be aware of your existence. On the other hand, Saturn, Venus, and Pluto in your House of Foundations aligning with Mercury and Neptune in your House of Work would suggest that you have been contacted because in fact you have managed to create something that is quite unique and innovative. The Lunar Arc for the week would further suggest you’ve accomplished something important as the moon moves through your Houses of Philosophy, Career, and Groups and puts you squarely in the crosshairs of the collective zeitgeist. Who knows how this will play out in the long term, but at least for now you’re the one that the flying fickle finger of fate is pointing at.

 

Scorpio- Mars and Uranus in your House of Health could have you reeling because of an unexpected health scare, although ultimately you’ll probably end up dodging a bullet with the Sun at the bottom of your chart to serve as an antidote to steer these two loose cannons away from anything that would have any serious long term affects. Nevertheless, you will still feel the stress, especially as Mercury and Neptune align with Saturn, Venus, and Pluto in your House of Communication and your physicians, family, and friends smother you with advice and attention. The Lunar Arc for the week would insinuate that no matter how obtrusive this process might seem to be, a light will appear at the end of the tunnel if you can just be patient and trust all the folks that are actually showing how much they care for you. Surprise!!!

 

Sagittarius- An unaspected Jupiter in your sign now would indicate that you could drift off to La La Land quite unexpectedly, especially as Mars and Uranus bang into each other in the impetuous sign of Aries. Neptune at the bottom of your chart could add to the general wooliness of the situation, particularly as traditionally logical Mercury decides to wander off and go native in mystical and surreal Pisces. At the same time Venus and Saturn will meet up in your House of Self Worth to do their best to be a responsible pair and keep you on the straight and narrow. As long as you have any free time on your hands you could be a danger to yourself, so try not to wander off too far from adult supervision until Mars enters your House of Work and there is someplace for you to be besides lost in your imagination.

 

Capricorn- Saturn, Venus, and Pluto in your sign aligning with Neptune and Mercury in your House of Communication could indicate that the time has come to write your masterpiece, that is, if the vision of who you are and what you want is grounded and clear, like a prize geranium in a beautiful cut glass vase. Jupiter behind the scenes should also help in the inspiration department, although you will probably need more than a little gumption as well. Later in the week as Mars enters the sign of Taurus and your House of Creativity, you will not only feel a willingness to try something new, but also be able to find the strength to see any new endeavors through as soon as the novelty wears off and the responsibilities weigh in. The time has come to take a chance and see what you’re made of.

 

Aquarius- As the Sun in your sign aligns with forceful Mars and crazy Uranus in the impetuous sign of Aries, you will likely feel a burning need to express yourself no matter what the cost. Keep in mind though that Mars will eventually pass into the solid, status quo sign of Taurus later in the week, so it might be prudent if you made an effort to engage your mind before you engage your mouth. Saturn and Venus behind the scenes might have you convinced that whatever is clear to you will also be obvious to others, however, the usually logical communications of Mercury will be challenged during this time as he passes through the spacey sign of Pisces and joins with illusory Neptune, therefore, try not to take for granted what anyone else may or may not think. You’ll be glad you didn’t, trust me.

 

Pisces- Mercury and Neptune currently in your sign could have you spouting poetry, while Saturn and Pluto in your House of Dreams will have you striving for ideals instead of accepting what is actually happening. It’s a thin line between being visionary and unrealistic, so make sure you know what is what. Mars and Uranus will be leaving your House of Self Worth with a flourish, so just make sure you don’t end up passionately burning any bridges behind you with the same sort of flourish. A word to the wise as Mars enters the traditional sign of Taurus and your House of Communication, don’t assume anyone is either deaf or stupid as you try to express your innermost desires about how a situation should be, after all, how can you expect anyone to agree with you after you’ve insulted them (or worse, made a buffoon of yourself).

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #71 weekly Horoscopes for 2/4-2/10, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 2/4-2/10, 2019

 

 Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars.

 

 Aries- The week will begin with the Sun, a New Moon, and Mercury all in your House of Groups aligning with Jupiter in your House of Philosophy, a line up that will likely make you want to spend more time on social media than you should. You may feel you deserve all the attention this brings, although by the end of the week as Mars approaches Uranus and Mercury passes into the super sensitive sign of Pisces, you may end up discovering that you’ve attracted more than a few energy vampires into your sphere and you’re not sure how to eliminate them. As Venus enters into your House of Career to join Saturn and Pluto, practicality will give you the out you’re looking for simply because most of these flakes don’t really have anything going on in their lives like you do. Taking care of business should be the only excuse you’ll need to take a powder and get away from any losers who may be annoying you.

 

Taurus- With the Sun, the New Moon, and Mercury in your House of Career you could find yourself all of a sudden getting a lot busier, especially as the aforementioned planets align with Jupiter in your House of Transformation and Other Peoples Money. There is definitely some serious coin to be earned now, although don’t expect that you will necessarily have to bust your ass for it. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Philosophy will be joined by Venus at the end of the week, meaning that the strategy here should be to transform other people’s efforts and not just your own into a pay day for yourself. When Mercury joins Neptune over the weekend in your House of Groups you should have lots of intuition on hand to sense exactly what you need to do to Svengali yourself a nice windfall.

 

Gemini- A stellium of planets in your House of Philosophy and the egalitarian sign of Aquarius should motivate (or perhaps force) you to consider how your actions might be affecting others. The forcing may come about because of a Mars/ Uranus meeting in your House of Groups, while Jupiter in your House of Relationships could find you being more magnanimous than usual, especially as Saturn, Pluto, and Venus in your House of Shared Resources come to you as a group with the amazing idea that cooperation might actually bring you more benefits than confrontation (imagine that!).  When Mercury enters your House of Career over the weekend to join compassionate Neptune, the strategy of attracting more bees with honey than with vinegar might actually start to feel right for the first time in your life. Could it be you’re turning into a softy? Nah, not a chance! You’re just becoming a lot smarter about being a common opportunist.

 

Cancer- Jupiter in your House of Health will be aligning with the Sun, the New Moon, and Mercury in your House of Transformation and could signal the adoption of a new approach in regards to how you take care of yourself, especially after a conjunction of Mars and Uranus gives you a little bit of a unexpected wake up call. A likely reaction to this scare will probably occur when Saturn, Pluto, and Venus in your House of Relationships  help you to realize that by allowing yourself to feel responsible for the problems of others you often  end up overlooking your own needs. Neptune transiting in your House of Philosophy could serve to flip an illusion into an epiphany, particularly  if you can realize that by not running every time a loved one cries wolf you will eventually stop feeling bad about it (no guilt!!! Yay!!!). When Mercury lines up nicely with Venus over the weekend self-love should start to feel as easy as rolling off a log; take the plunge!

 

Leo- The Sun, the New Moon, and Mercury in your House of Relationships aligning with Jupiter in your House of  Fun could see your social life start to expand because, frankly, your attitudes are finally starting to broaden. No more misanthropy for you. Just be careful though that as Mars closes in on Uranus in your House of Philosophy that you don’t try to turn into a social butterfly while you still have some of the fuzz of the caterpillar about you. When Saturn and Pluto in your House of Routines are joined at the end of the week by Venus and they all  align with Neptune in your House of Transformation, remember the old  Sinatra song if you start to feel impatient or that you’re missing something;  “To rush would be a crime/ “Cause nice and easy does it every time.”

 

Virgo- With Jupiter moving through your House of Home and Foundations you could find yourself on the verge of an evolutionary quantum leap, especially as the planet of expansion aligns with the Sun, the New Moon, and Mercury in your House of Routines. As Mars pulls up to the bumper with explosive Uranus in your House of Shared Resources, it’s likely that more is being demanded of you now by friends and family and your initial reaction could be, “oh shit, why me?” Saturn, Pluto, and Venus aligning with transcendental Neptune in your House of Relationships will help you to see that your current difficulties have drawn the perfect teacher to you in the form of a really demanding individual because you have to learn to say, no! The test here will be if you are willing to accept what you’re feeling and trust it. Maybe at this point in time you need to realize that in saying “no” to someone else you may actually be saying “yes’ to yourself.

 

Libra- What you have to say now may be more universal than you realize, particularly as Jupiter in your House of Writing and Communication aligns with the Sun, the New Moon, and Mercury in your House of Creativity and the universal sign of Aquarius. We can only understand life through our own experiences, although if we try to be honest with ourselves and share that truth it can often touch the hearts and minds of others. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Foundations have been putting you through some changes and as they align now with Neptune it’s all starting to finally make some sense. When Venus enters your House of Foundations over the weekend and links up with Mercury in empathetic and artistic Pisces, you could have your finger on the pulse of something you didn’t suspect and receive some really positive (and surprising) feedback. As the song goes, “Killing me softly, with his song…..Telling my whole life, with his words…..”

 

Scorpio- As aggressive Mars pulls into an explosive conjunction with Uranus in your House of Health you could get an unpleasant surprise regarding your health or, at the very least, experience some unusually high levels of anxiety. Jupiter in your House of Self Worth aligning with the Sun will add even more drama to the situation (like you need that) although with the New Moon in your House of Symbolic Foundations any emergency occurring now could be about you gaining a new lease on life rather than being an indicator of your downfall. Saturn in your House of Communication aligning with Neptune in your House of Creativity is about making lemonade out of lemons, which of course is an annoying cliché, however, don’t jump to any cynical conclusions just yet. As the week ends with Venus in solid Capricorn sextile Mercury in sensitive Pisces, there could very well be some good news waiting for you at the end of this dark tunnel.

 

Sagittarius- The New Moon in your House of Communication could bring some good news to start the week, especially when it aligns nicely with exuberant Jupiter in your sign. You may be surprised at this turn of events, however, with Saturn and Pluto having been in your House of Self Worth for some time now any changes that may seem unexpected have in fact been percolating under the surface for a while. Make sure to take the time and celebrate your good luck, but try not to get too pumped up, for as Mars pulls into an edgy conjunction with unpredictable Uranus celebrating with too much abandon could create an unfortunate mishap that could end up putting a damper on things. As Mercury enters sensitive Pisces and your House of Home and Venus pulls into your House of Self Worth, you may be able to finally have that delicate conversation with a family member you have been judiciously avoiding.

 

Capricorn- As the New Moon, the Sun, and Mercury line up in your House of Self Worth and connect with protective Jupiter in your House of Hidden things, you might finally be able to find the self-confidence you’ve been lacking regarding a matter of the heart. Of course with Mars and crazy Uranus joining together on the cusp of your House of Romance you will undoubtedly be sweating bullets as you make your play, but don’t worry, with romantic Neptune in your House of communications no matter how much you fumble it will be adorable. And of course there will be a happy ending in the form of Venus coming over your Ascendant at the end of the week and aligning with Mercury in your House of Communication. As Todd Rundgren once sang,  “You gazed up at me and the answer was plain to see/ “Cause I saw the light in your eyes.”

 

Aquarius- Whether it’s an arrow from Cupid or a winning lottery ticket, this week will be one to remember. The New Moon will be occurring in your sign and as it aligns with lucky Jupiter in your House of Dreams you will likely end up being the recipient of something unexpected. Figure this good news should come toward the end of the week as Mars approaches a conjunction with unpredictable Uranus in your House of Communication and lines up with Mercury finishing up his rounds in your sign. Things should all be very exciting, however, make sure you keep your head screwed on straight and invest this newfound luck into something that will last.

 

Pisces- As Mercury crosses over your Ascendant and aligns with volatile Mars and unpredictable Uranus on the cusp of your House of Communication, you could be the recipient of some unexpected news this week. The New Moon in your House of Hidden Things would further indicate that whatever it is that comes to light will likely end up putting you in a whole new world so to speak, especially as it aligns with lucky Jupiter in your House of Career. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Dreams lining up with Neptune in your sign is an additional signal that a dream is about to become a reality, however, don’t overlook the very simple truth that in dreams begin responsibilities, therefore, whatever luck you may experience now expect that it will have a price later; a word to the wise.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #70 Weekly Horoscopes for 1/28-2/3, 2019

Weekly horoscopes for 1/28-2/3, 2019

 

 Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars.

At long last the Government has reopened and Rump’s wall turned out to be nothing more than a cave. Thank you Speaker Pelosi for showing us all how a leader should act when issues arise and priorities need to be kept straight. As we move into 2019, I would hope that you and your fellow Democrats will put your focus on an intelligent Immigration Policy, Universal Health Care, and an Infrastructure Plan for our country. In the meantime, leave the Mafia in the White House and their shenanigans to Special Investigator Mueller and his team. “The chickens will come home to roost” on that one, for sure.

 

Aries- With Uranus and Mars in your sign this week you shouldn’t be lacking for energy, however, with Mars also pulling into an eventual square with transformative Pluto in your House of Career it will be absolutely necessary that you direct all this energy into a constructive channel or else you may just end up like a mouse on a wheel going nowhere. Saturn in your House of Career should provide the guilt necessary to prevent you going too far astray, while at the same time Neptune behind the scenes will provide the insecurity to maintain the torque between a fear of failing and wishing to be a star. In short, if you hope (expect) to arrive on the other side of the ocean of your dreams, then simply shut up and keep rowing……Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!

 

Taurus- Saturn and Pluto in your House of Career are no doubt putting you through the wringer as they challenge you to both let go of what doesn’t work while also embracing new challenges. Of course this is probably quite exhausting, especially as Jupiter and Venus in your House of Transformation keep dangling delusions of grandeur in front of you like a carrot baiting a donkey. Try not to let your expectations lead you too far astray from the reality of what is actually going on at any given moment, after all, if you’re ever going to succeed you’ll have to learn to prioritize. Let the Sun and Mercury going through your House of Career show you how success begins by dealing with your immediate problems.

 

Gemini- With Mars in Aries and your House of Dreams this week you’ll probably want to push an inconvenient truth aside, although with Saturn and Pluto in your House of Shared Resources it’s more likely you’ll be forced by those you’ve inconvenienced to take responsibility for the mess you created. Jupiter and Venus in your House of Relationships squaring Neptune in your House of Public Image will probably cause your popularity to slide, especially if you insist on thinking that everything is always about you. Hot flash from the newsroom, even though you may be a legend in your own mind no one else really thinks like you, which means grow the *uck up and try to have a little compassion for those who aren’t as fabulous as you are…….Really!

 

Cancer- If you can manage to remember the song, “put all your troubles in your old kit bag and smile, smile, smile,” you may actually be able to get through this week without too much discomfort. Mars in your House of Career will be moving into a square with transformative Pluto in your House of Partnerships, which means you might have to push back if someone on the job oversteps your boundaries. Venus and Jupiter in your House of Work should help to keep things copasetic, but that’s only if you can manage to take the high road and kill’em with kindness rather than an actual weapon. At the same time Neptune in your House of Philosophy will be aligning nicely with Saturn, indicating that if you do keep your cool then your natural leadership skills will no doubt become clearly recognizable to everyone present (and you never know who may be watching).

 

Leo- This may be one of those weeks where you find yourself frustrated by a supervisor or co-worker who is threatened by your level of productivity and, as a result, tries to passive/aggressively sabotage you. Getting angry about this won’t help, so instead try taking some time off and indulging Venus and Jupiter in your House of Fun. You’ll likely come back all rejuvenated from your little sojourn to find the big boss reaming out your saboteur for letting things fall behind. Saturn in your House of Work aligning with Neptune in your House of Transformation could take this whole business one step further with you actually ending up in charge of the manipulator. As a great American Author once wrote, “In America someone is always rising and falling,” or as Mr. Saturn say’s, “What goes around comes around.”

 

Virgo- What do you want? Mars in your House of Transformation aligning with Venus and Jupiter at your Foundation would indicate that the Force is with you, but what are you going to do with it? Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity aligning with Neptune in your House of Partnerships is all about giving a tangible form to your visions through finding the right people to partner up with. As a result, don’t hesitate to reach out and reach high, in other words, look to match up with individuals you admire and then let yourself be surprised when you find out the feeling is mutual. The Sun and Mercury in your House of Work would further indicate that any alliances that come about now will likely share the same goals of service and concern for the common good. So what are you waiting for? Let the revolution begin!

 

Libra- As the Sun and Mercury pass through your House of Creativity something you communicate now either publicly or privately could set off a string of events that you will be able to look back on later this year and acknowledge, “that was when everything changed.” Saturn and Pluto down at the very bottom of your chart have been hinting at a catharsis like this for a while, but now with Mars in your House of Partnerships and both Jupiter and Venus in your House of Communication the seeds are about to be sown for a new you and a new world. With Neptune in your House of Work and Routines you may not initially realize what’s going on, but you will soon enough as the Lunar Arc begins the week in your House of Self Worth and the deep sign of Scorpio and ends up on the cusp of your House of Fun in the enlightened sign of Aquarius. As a Philosopher once said, “Every man and every woman is a star!”  Now it’s your turn.

 

Scorpio- A Poet once wrote, “We worship “yes” and/ Suffer “no” ignoring the/ Question of balance.” As Venus and Jupiter in your House of Self Worth make you charming and expansive, Mars in your House of Routines will provide the energy to bring joy and humor wherever you go. On the other hand, with Saturn in your House of Communication squaring Mars you may encounter more than a few spoilsports in your travels. The truth of life is that both positive and negative views need to exist, although it is hard for either of them to comprehend this when they irritate each other and someone gets annoyed. Neptune in your House of Creativity represents your enlightenment at this time, as the planet that governs both

illusion and higher consciousness helps you to realize that true balance comes by juggling (and perhaps even dropping) the balls life throws at you.

 

Sagittarius- Jupiter and Venus are still in your sign so let the good times roll! Particularly as Venus will be moving into a smooth alignment with Uranus in your House of Fun and Jupiter will still be connected happily with Mars, who is also in your House of Fun. Woo! Woo!  Saturn in your House of Self Worth may try to make you feel a little guilty, especially with Neptune in your House of Family dredging up those memories of when too much fun on your part managed to annoy some old fart in your life. Well “Beano” to them! The Sun and Mercury in progressive Aquarius and your House of Ideas should provide a liberating influence, especially around the middle of the week when the Moon enters your sign and feeling good just feels right, no matter what any inhibited, judgmental holy roller may think. At least for the next little while make your God of choice Dionysius and worship wine, women, and song (or whatever else may float your boat).

 

Capricorn- Your Ego and Id may decide to play a little ping pong in your head this week, just try to chaperone matters as best you can, especially since those two can get a bit cutthroat about winning and losing. Venus and Jupiter in your House of the Subconscious will want to act out like a playful child, while Mars at your Foundation may inadvertently get a little carried away. Of course Saturn in your sign will be buttoned down and proper, but be careful. Neptune in your House of Communication may end up committing a little Freudian slip or two, but don’t be embarrassed, especially if whatever leaks out is the way you really feel and you just need to own up to it. Everything should turn out okay in the end, particularly with the Sun and Mercury transiting your House of Self Worth and the progressive sign of Aquarius. Like the song say’s “It’s your thing, do what you want to do, I can’t tell you who to sock it to.”

 

Aquarius- No one really knows anything for sure, but we can come to understandings based on what we’re willing to experience and learn. Mercury and the Sun in your sign now represent your natural (and often insatiable) curiosity, which is getting some real incentive from Mars transiting your House of Communications and Venus and Jupiter in your House of Dreams. As the French Poet Rimbaud once wrote, “go everywhere and do everything, no one would hurt you anymore than if you were a corpse.” Wise advice, just don’t go believing you’re bulletproof, no matter what Neptune in your House of Self Worth may try to tell you. Instead listen to Saturn and Pluto and the revolution they’re attempting to put together  behind the scenes. It’s a big world out there and you’re not going to see it all in one day, right?

 

Pisces- With Venus and Jupiter in your House of Career and Mars in your House of Self Worth, you are no doubt feeling ambitious now, however, be careful what you commit to. Saturn and Pluto in solid Capricorn are trying to remind you that in dreams begin responsibilities, therefore make sure you understand that after this current fiery period is over there’s still going to be a lot more work to do in order to finish what you started. Neptune in your sign should give you imagination to spare, let’s just hope that includes the ability to problem solve as well. As Venus ends the week aligning nicely with Uranus, you could get a surprise you didn’t count on; lucky you, just make sure you get back to work when it’s over.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #69 Weekly Horoscopes for 1/21-1/27, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 1/21-1/27, 2019

 

 Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars.

I would like to begin by taking a moment to acknowledge the passing last week of Medea, a very remarkable cat who was the Queen for many years at Enchantments in NYC.

The picture that accompanies this week’s horoscopes is of Medea back in 2014 when she was doing an inventory on a case of my books that had just arrived from the publisher.

My favorite memory of her is from one winter weekend back in the day when the heat went off in the store and I was forced to do my readings wearing an overcoat. During each appointment Medea lay curled up in my lap like my own personal heating pad, occasionally poking her head out from the folds of my open coat to meow at the client in apology for the cold room.

What a Charmer she was.

 

Aries- As Mars and Uranus in your sign line up with Venus and Jupiter to put stars in your eyes and pep in your step under a fiery Super Full Moon Eclipse in Leo, it will be a case of irresistible force meets immovable object, for at the same time Saturn and Pluto in your House of Career will be reminding you just how important it is to work hard and take care of business if you expect to attain all the success you’re imagining. Neptune behind the scenes should provide the right pinch of intuition as the Sun and Mercury in your House of Groups open the doors to a mixed audience of those who can help you as well as those who would feed off you. Make sure you’re listening to that wise little voice within when it tells you who’s an angel and who’s a vampire.

 

Taurus- If there is an angel and a devil within each of us, which one wins out? That’s usually determined by the one you choose to feed, so be mindful of your negative thoughts as well as your naïve fantasies this week for both could get you into trouble. Mars and Uranus behind the scenes in your chart are like an anxiety attack waiting to happen as you feel a burning need to bust out of your confines, while at the same time Saturn and Pluto in your House of Philosophy are looking over your shoulder like a corrections officer with a very big night stick. The Sun and Mercury in your House of Career will try their best to see that cooler heads prevail, but face it, you will need to bite your tongue, remain patient, and remind yourself, like the song say’s, “All things must pass.”

 

Gemini- With Mars in your House of Groups aligning with Venus and Jupiter in your House of Relationships, your tendency now will be to believe that you can make just about anyone do your bidding, however, be careful. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Death and Transformation squaring Mars would indicate that there is more than enough opposition to what you’re thinking about doing to provide significant blowback if you push things too far. Neptune in your House of Public Image would further insinuate that you’re not fooling anyone but yourself if you think that people don’t suspect what you’re up to. Let’s hope the Sun and Mercury in your House of Philosophy can convince you to refrain from doing anything questionable, although chances are you won’t listen……Que sera sera.

 

Cancer- You have so much creative energy bubbling under the surface now it’s a miracle you don’t explode, especially since you’re bottling it up by feeling hopeless about the possibilities in your life. Likely it’s Saturn and Pluto in your House of Open Enemies squaring Mars that has you feeling this way, however, Mars in your House of Career is also about ambition and as it aligns with Venus and Jupiter in your House of Work you currently possess enough luck, charm, and talent at this time to turn yourself around if you really want to. Try to let Neptune in your House of Philosophy open you to the wisdom of your Higher Self, while at the same time let the Sun and Mercury in your House of Transformation show you the way to move beyond your immediate confines so that you can start to approach that light at the end of the tunnel…..you do see it, don’t you?

 

Leo- This week will begin with a Super Full Moon Lunar Eclipse in your sign so make sure you buckle your seat belt as it could be a very bumpy ride. With Mars transiting your House of Long Distance Affairs and aligning with both Venus and Jupiter in your House of Romance, you’ll probably be feeling like running off to the circus, however, try not to be so naïve. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Routines squaring Mars will be there to remind you that you already have a life and the responsibilities of it are not going anywhere. Neptune in your House of Shared Resources could have you overestimating just about everything, so instead of dreaming about running away, instead try to direct your imagination to something more viable, like a hobby or a moonlighting that could be more. Your escape to Oz might take longer that way, but then again you won’t have your responsibilities following you like a wolf pack that smells blood. Think about it.

 

Virgo- Have you thought much recently about how in synch with your circumstances you are? You’re ready to change and so is your environment; with that in mind, what are you waiting for? Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity may seem to be coming up with a lot of reasons why you can’t do something, but look at it this way, if you can think of the difficulties that await, then you can probably solve them. Neptune in your House of Partnerships might suggest you ask (or meditate) for some help, especially if you have something that someone else needs. The beginning of a beautiful friendship (as Bogey would say) might be just around the corner, especially with the Sun and Mercury passing through your House of Daily Routines and increasing the foot traffic to your little corner of the world. Keep your eyes open!

 

Libra- This week could be a mixed bag for you. There is certainly some great stuff going on, for instance, Venus conjunct Jupiter in your House of Communications aligning beautifully with Mars in your House of Partnerships likely means that good news and lucky connections are on the horizon. On the other hand, Neptune is squaring Venus and Jupiter so don’t overestimate how far your luck will go. There may still be a period of waiting and struggling in store for you despite the fact that you’ve been given a chance. Saturn moving across the bottom of your chart may be able to turn some of Neptune’s mysterious fog into creativity, although because it’s Saturn we’re back to the waiting and struggle. In the Blue’s they call this kind of mixed bag “payin’ dues” and all the best ones have to do it, so don’t complain, you’re in pretty good company.

 

Scorpio- If you’re feeling it this week (and I know you are) how’s about sharing it with the rest of us civilians who haven’t got a clue? Venus and Jupiter in your House of Self Worth are aligning with Mars and putting a rocket in your pocket, just be careful that a square of this pair to Neptune in your House of Fun doesn’t cause you to be brought down by some sad sack you mistakenly think you can help. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Communications should enable you to “give it straight” to someone who’s a flat waste of your time, thereby saving your energy for some more meaningful pursuits, such as connecting with a special someone this week’s Super Moon may just cause to parachute into your life from parts unknown (heaven perhaps?). Keep us posted.

 

Sagittarius- Saturn in your House of Self Worth and Neptune in your home area have been keeping you pretty well tethered for a while now, so maybe it’s time to be swept away by a Venus/Jupiter party on the outskirts of town where all the wild kids go to play? Mars will be there too, so you know it’ll be a real jungle gym of a venue with everybody bustin’ a move for shits and giggles. You deserve some of that action, don’t you? For God’s sake don’t think about it, just follow the directions the Super Full Moon will be sending out at the beginning of the week via your usual boredom alert and then be there or be square.

 

Capricorn- Venus and Jupiter behind the scenes no doubt have you daydreaming, and if you add to that Mars going through your Home area, you’re probably experiencing more than a little bit of wanderlust, so, what are you waiting for? Yeah, I know, Saturn in your sign is waiting for the homework that’s due or the bill that needs to be paid, but are you really going to let all your romantic notions go unfulfilled? Like the song say’s, “Two drifters, off to see the world/ There’s such a lot of world to see…” Even if you’re by yourself  for now, you can still be like Holly Golightly and follow that stray cat, just listen to the advice of the Sun and Mercury as they transit your House of Self Worth and croon at the Super Full Moon, “We’re after the same rainbow’s end, waitin’ ‘round the bend…..”

 

Aquarius- If there’s someone who “makes you wanna shout!” then by all means let them know about it as the Super Full Moon Lunar Eclipse goes off like a roman candle to start the week in your House of Relationships. Hell, bring along a guitar if you’d like, or even your own spackle bucket to drum on. You’re positively bursting with charisma at this time so it’s all good. Saturn behind the scenes may make you feel a little shy (for like a minute) but gentle Neptune in your House of Self Worth will cajole you up there on the stage and then, watch out! As the Moon finishes the week in your House of Public Image any inhibitions you might have been feeling about expressing your heart’s desire will be long gone and then you’ll know……A Star is Born.

 

Pisces- If there is anything you really want (or need) at this time just keep a smile on your face and you’ll probably get it. Venus and Jupiter are in your House of Public Image so you are positively sparkling now, plus with Mars in your House of Self Worth the Force is also with you. Even curmudgeonly old Mr. Saturn is winking, but that’s probably because Neptune in your sign is making him remember what is was like once to be young and without a care and well, even old Mr. Saturn can get sentimental. With all this good luck it would be very easy to get caught up and feel like you’re invulnerable, although the Sun and Mercury behind the scenes in universalist Aquarius will help to keep you humble, thereby making you a harmonious package of desire and holistic awareness. Namaste.