Mr. Saturn’s Stars #68 Weekly Horoscopes for 1/14-1/20, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 1/14-1/20, 2019

 

Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mister Saturn’s Stars.

We’re now experiencing the longest government shutdown in our country’s history….After giving it some thought, I would be willing to compromise the money for a wall if it could be built around the Mafia in the White House and the cowardly Republicans in the Senate… then I would add some bars on the windows and the rest of us could get on with being Americans…..what do you think?

 

 Aries- Having Mars in your sign for approximately the next month should give you a significant burst of energy, especially this week as he aligns with Venus in your House of Philosophy to inspire you to believe that the world is your oyster. Add Jupiter to this mix and luck should literally be falling from the skies. In the meantime, Neptune behind the scenes will likely inspire practical Saturn with some extra imagination so that whatever you focus your considerable energy on will likely be a success. The only downside to all this could be a square between Neptune and Jupiter, which might see you as the poster child for the saying, “all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.”  Realize you’re ahead of the curve and try to lighten up.

 

Taurus- Venus in your House of Transformation working in tandem with Mars behind the scenes could make you feel like you need to break out of your daily routine and try something new. Jupiter right there alongside Venus would indicate that thinking outside of the box could lead to some unexpected luck, although try to look before you leap, especially as Neptune in your House of Friends moves into a square with Jupiter and someone who you think has your back actually doesn’t. Be careful. Even though you may be feeling adventurous now, don’t ignore Saturn moving toward Pluto in your House of Philosophy; changes are coming, just try to make sure that you’re going with the flow and not being led around by your impatience.

 

Gemini- As Venus and Jupiter move closer together in your House of Partnerships and align with Mars in your House of Groups, it will be easy for you to believe that you’re pulling all the right strings and that nothing can beat you. The fatal flaw here might be the transit of Neptune through your House of Public Image as it squares both Venus and Jupiter and you slowly start to realize all those people you thought were your friends and allies actually aren’t. In fact, as Saturn and Pluto move through your House of Shared Resources you may actually get quite a rude awakening as you watch the rats you though you were in control of trampling each other to get off your suddenly sinking ship. As the Sun moves into Aquarius to end the week it will be squaring unpredictable Uranus, which could find you under sudden attack from someone you least expected. As you will soon learn, there is no honor among thieves.

 

Cancer- Neptune transiting through your House of Philosophy as of late has probably had you feeling like you don’t know which end is up as you oscillate back and forth between feeling energetic and exhausted. Nevertheless, this week could turn out to be a real surprise as Venus and Jupiter move closer together in your House of Work and slide into a power alignment with Mars in your House of Career. If you’re willing to be a little more aggressive than usual you could manipulate yourself into a better position than you ever thought was possible; have a little faith and let the force be with you. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Partnerships moving into a mutual aspect with Mars will be asking you to rethink the power dynamic in just about all of your relationships. After all, why is it that you’re the only one who feels guilty expressing (and going after) what you need?

 

Leo- As the Sun moves into your House of Relationships you will likely notice that your perspective is changing about your interactions with others. Mars in your House of Philosophy is no doubt fueling this new attitude, especially as he aligns with Venus entering your House of Creativity and you feel a need to re-examine exactly what it is you’re getting out of some of your long term associations. Neptune in your House of Transformation squaring Jupiter in your House of Fun will no doubt burst the bubble that makes you believe you have to take care of everything instead of others doing for themselves, while Saturn and Pluto in your House of Routines will be saying, “enough of this shit” as you leave the vampires to their own devices and hang up the “Out to Lunch” sign.

 

Virgo- Mars in your House of Transformation aligning with both Venus and Jupiter in your House of Foundations are trying to tell you, “if not now, when?” in regards to making a move toward a long held dream. At the same time an extended transit of Neptune in your House of Relationships is squaring Venus and Jupiter and likely making you feel worried about what the reaction of a partner may be when you announce what you want to do. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity would indicate that if you ever hope to change your situation then you should start laying the foundations now. When the Sun enters your House of Routines later in the week and moves into a square with Uranus on the cusp between your Houses of Transformation and Philosophy, the writing will be on the wall for your circumstances to change no matter what you do, so, you might as well take the tiger by the tail instead of waiting to see if he eats you first.

 

Libra- This is the time when you should be reaching out to see if the world is interested in whatever it is you have. Charming Venus and lucky Jupiter are together in your House of Communication and as they combine with Mars in your House of Relationships you should have the charisma and energy to accomplish whatever you have your sights set on. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Foundations would further indicate that the time for meaningful change has come, and as they both align with Neptune in your House of Routines you’ll have the correct mix of imagination and empirical awareness to forge ahead and blaze some new trails. If you’re still worried about how things will pan out try to remember, having confidence means believing in yourself enough to take a chance. After all, sometimes success is an intuitive thing, not a logical one.

 

Scorpio- Venus and Jupiter in your House of Self Worth aligning with Mars in your House of Work this week should end up giving you the golden touch so that everything you attempt will likely yield success. On the other hand, as Neptune squares Jupiter and Venus, make sure you’re not offering all this talent to others out of the goodness of your heart, especially if there could be a little more in it for you. The reality is you’ll probably not going to be offered anything extra for your efforts, which means you’ll have to do a little hustling. Saturn and Pluto together in your House of Communication should give you the chutzpah to broker the optimum deal, while Neptune in your House of Creativity should make you quite charming (in a very non-threatening way) so what are you waiting for? “Show me the money!!!”

 

Sagittarius- As Jupiter and Venus transit your sign this week you’ll likely be sparkling like one of Liberace’s sports jackets. Add to this the fact that Mars is moving through your House of Creativity and it would be fair to say that very little should be able to stop you now, that is, if you can mange not to get distracted. I mention this because Neptune has been lingering for a while at the bottom of your chart, which means that it’s squaring that lucky combo of Jupiter and Venus and making it quite possible that you could feel so good now that you’ll want to relax and goof off instead of pushing ahead and making all this surplus charisma work for you. Let Saturn in your House of Self Worth show you what’s necessary as he barks like a Drill Sargent and cracks his whip, because face it, that’s exactly what your lazy ass needs if you’re ever going to make something of yourself.

 

Capricorn- With Jupiter and Venus behind the scenes in your chart aligning with Mars at your Foundation, you can’t help but feel as if the earth is moving under your feet every time a certain someone gives you that look. At the same time, Uranus on the cusp of your House of Romance is aligning with the Sun in your House of Self Worth, making it feel as if one of Cupid’s arrows has hit your Achilles Heel and you are falling into a topsy- turvy world where you’re as disoriented as Alice tumbling down the rabbit hole. Don’t worry though…in a way it’s kind of fun, isn’t it? There’s nothing like a little romance to make you feel as if you’re being born and dying, all at the same time; totally transcendental, hay? Hahaha.

 

Aquarius- You may get a very important lesson this week about confidence, so make sure you’re paying attention. Your usual approach is to go right after what you want, however, it may actually be in your best interests at this time if you can instead be patient and let the world come to you. Mars in your House of Communication would speak to your ambition, while Venus and Jupiter in your House of Groups would speak to you having a great deal of charm and finesse to direct these desires constructively. Neptune in your House of Self Worth is more about intuition than logic, while at the same time Saturn, Mercury, and Pluto behind the scenes will require you to be patient and attentive. All in all if you can center yourself and go with the flow there should be no stopping you.

 

Pisces- You should feel quite ambitious this week as Mars in your House of Self Worth aligns nicely with charming Venus and lucky Jupiter in your House of Career. However, with Neptune in your sign there is always a chance that you could get distracted, although with Saturn, Mercury, and Pluto all in your House of Dreams you should be able to keep your eye on the prize and move steadily toward achieving your goals. As the Sun enters your House of Secrets later in the week it might be a good idea to reflect on what’s driving you and make sure that all your urges to succeed are coming from a healthy place and not any subconscious feelings of inadequacy or insecurity. Success is feeling good about yourself and then acting on it, not needing to achieve something to feel good about yourself.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #67 Weekly Horoscopes for 1/7-1/13, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 1/7-1/13, 2019

 

 Hi kids!!! Welcome back to another year of Mr. Saturn’s Stars.

We’re starting this year with a government shutdown ordered by everyone’s favorite rump. I wonder, should the 800,000 government workers not getting paid eat cake? Inquiring Americans would like to know.

 

Aries- Mars is the planet of action, courage, energy, and ambition, and it has come home to your sign to start the year, meaning you’re probably chomping at the bit to move forward in just about every area of your life. Venus and Jupiter in your House of Philosophy will give you high hopes, while Uranus going station/direct in your sign could bring a little luck or, at the very least, a surprise or two. The Sun and Mercury together in your House of Career aligning with Neptune behind the scenes could bring that Zen moment that sometimes occurs when you stop thinking about things and instead just let your intuition guide you into a groove where everything seems to work in harmony. Make sure you keep your cool so you can enjoy it while it lasts.

 

Taurus- With Mars rattling around behind the scenes in your chart and Uranus just about to cross your Ascendent, try and be aware of how energy is building up within you in the form of impatience and anxiety about where you are as opposed to where you want to be. Neptune in your House of Dreams could potentially add to your emotional instability, however, with Saturn and Mercury moving into a conjunction in your House of Philosophy you should be okay if you can focus on what’s in front of you. In other words, keep your attention on what needs to be done to get from point A to point B. Meanwhile, Venus and Jupiter in your House of Transformation should provide all the luck you’ll need so that everything ends up okay. Just remember to breathe and take it one step at a time.

 

Gemini- Probably more now than anytime in a while it is important for you cross your t’s and dot your i’s and not be cavalier about anything that you’re expected to be responsible for. With Jupiter and Venus in your House of Relationships squaring Neptune in your House of Public Image, it would be very easy at this time to be perceived by others as an arrogant flake that thinks the rules apply to everyone but you. Instead, take your lead from the Sun and Mercury in your House of Transformation and make sure to do your homework so that you are prepared for anything that involves having to work with others to get something done. In other words, this is a time when it is very important to walk the walk and not just talk the talk. A word to the wise.

 

Cancer- Make sure at this time that you aren’t allowing your current circumstances to convince you of something that just isn’t true. With Jupiter in your House of Work squaring Neptune in your House of Philosophy it may seem like no matter what you do you can’t get ahead, although with the Sun and Mercury in your House of Relationships having a much better relationship with Neptune, my advice would to be keep your nose to the grindstone and play the role you’ve been given, at least for the time being. The Lunar Arc will be moving from your House of Transformation through your House of Philosophy and into your House of Career, meaning that as it aspects Venus, Jupiter, Neptune, and Mars in succession you may just end up discovering that you’re a lot luckier than you gave yourself credit for. Don’t be surprised if an unexpected payback on a favor you did someone in the past transforms the winter of your discontent into some early Spring crocuses.

 

Leo-As Venus enters your House of Creativity and aligns with Mars in your House of Philosophy, take the time to play and follow your inspirations, whatever they may be. Neptune in your House of Transformation squaring Jupiter (also in your House of Creativity) could represent a tendency you’ve had in the past to repress such visions and activities out of either guilt or fear, however, with the Sun and Mercury conjunct in your House of Routines this could be the time when you’ll finally find the courage to confront that pesky little demon who keeps whispering in your ear that you don’t have the time for fun.  In the meantime, as Uranus gets closer to your House of Public Image, get ready to be exposed to a whole new group of free and intelligent people as you little by little start to let your freak flag unfurl.

 

Virgo- A wise man once said that it is better to ask for forgiveness than permission and I would concur. At the very least it’s a sure way to find out who really cares for you. With that in mind, don’t be afraid at this time to do what’s in your heart if that’s what you truly feel. Have faith that you won’t be abandoned by someone close whose control issues are really just a camouflage for what a big chicken they are. With the Sun and Mercury in your House of Fun and Creativity, your willingness to step out of the small world a partner is trying to confine you in could very well be as much of a liberation for them as it is for you, especially if they decide to try and bring you back; after all, an adventure for two may just be exactly what your relationship needed.

 

Libra- The Sun, Mercury, Saturn, and Pluto are all in your House of Foundations and Home, which probably means that for the last little while you’ve been laboring away at something that isn’t glamorous but no doubt necessary. If possible, try and be patient for now. As Venus gains steam in your House of Communications she will eventually enter into a conjunction with Jupiter in mid-month, at which time you will undoubtedly see some fruits from your past labors start to arrive. Maybe you will even get to see some of that fruit sprouting as early as this week when Venus catches up with Mars in your House of Partnerships and you start to receive some initial indications that the world may be interested in you again. During this week the Lunar Arc will pass from your House of Creativity to your House of Partnership (reiterating the theme of new associations) so keep up the good work simply because it’s the best way for right now to be going with the flow.

 

Scorpio- As Venus enters your House of Self Worth and aligns with Mars in your House of Work this would be a good time to either ask for a raise or else start looking for something new that would pay you what you’re really worth; which, by the way, is the $64,000 dollar question, namely, what you’re worth. The Sun and Mercury in your House of Communication aligning with Neptune in your House of Creativity will give the negotiating skills to convince anyone of anything, so if someone isn’t impressed by your pitch assume they’re challenged in some way and move on; you don’t have time for anyone who can’t keep up (or worse, doesn’t want to).  Jupiter is also in your House of Self Worth and as he squares Neptune in your House of Fun don’t let yourself get lazy and simply waste all this week’s good energy in frivolous activities. Don’t put off until tomorrow what you can conquer today.

 

Sagittarius- Venus in your sign aligning with Mars in your House of Creativity and Romance could cause you to feel both inspired and antsy at the same time. It’s a potent energy, but if you’re not careful and/or lack direction, it could all just devolve into pointless escapism. Let the Sun and Mercury in your House of Self Worth show you how to be careful and not get distracted, especially with Neptune in your House of Foundations squaring Jupiter in your sign. This is an aspect that could easily be either a cloud looking for a parade to rain on or an expectation ready to over inflate, neither one being true. The worst part of Sag is that they can easily fall into believing whatever they want to believe, ergo, try not make this week about believing anything but rather about trying something new. Listen to what your heart is saying, you know, that small voice inside that requires you to listen carefully instead of the big one that just makes you feel guilty and gives you a headache.

 

Capricorn- As the old saying goes, life is one part inspiration and three parts perspiration and getting that cocktail right may be your biggest challenge this week. Venus behind the scenes aligning with Mars at the foundation of your chart would qualify as the inspiration, while The Sun, Mercury, and Saturn in your sign would be the responsibility to chaperone that inspiration to a respectable place, kind of like the Sicilian family watching Al Pacino with their daughter in The Godfather. The ultimate arbiter in the film was that the couple loved one another and the family could see that, in your case Neptune in your House of Thinking would correlate to the idea of that kind of love, but the question is are you willing to see it through like Pacino did by putting up with having to go on dates with 20 other people? We’re back to where we started so be willing to break a sweat this week, you’ll be glad you did.

 

Aquarius- With the Sun, Saturn, Mercury, and Pluto behind the scenes you are a quivering heap of worries and nerves as you courageously try to figure out how to take care of everything for everybody. Neptune in your house of Self Worth squaring Jupiter in your House of Groups and Friends is adding to this anxiety by making you too nice at this time for your own good. Let Mars in your Hose of Communications help you to draw some boundaries with anyone who is out to either con or strong arm you; don’t be afraid to call people on their bullshit and do it in no uncertain terms.  Uranus is currently at the lowest point in your chart so make sure you also aren’t overlooking anything in regards to making sure that you and yours are prepared for the unexpected; double check things like your home security system and make sure all your insurance policies are clear and updated. As the photographer Ansel Adams used to say, “Chance favors the prepared mind.”

 

Pisces- As Mars transits your House of Self Worth and aligns with Venus entering your House of Career, you are definitely feeling a need to branch out to greener pastures where your talents will be more amply rewarded. Jupiter is also in your House of Career, and while this will further boost your confidence, just make sure you don’t get cocky. Saturn, Mercury, and Pluto are all in your House of Groups and Dreams to help you remember no one does anything alone, therefore be willing to compromise and try not to burn any bridges now if someone isn’t seeing yet how fabulous you are. They will if you’re willing to acknowledge (and get down to) the work that needs to be done now.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #66 Weekly Horoscopes for 12/24-12/30, 2018

Weekly Horoscopes for 12/24-12/30, 2018

 

 Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars. I wish you all a happy holiday! Let’s each try to remember back to when we were young and hopeful and Christmas was magickal. I don’t know about any of you, but even Mr. Saturn can get a little mushy over a good old story about the true meaning of Christmas.

 

Aries- With Mercury in your House of Philosophy this week squaring Neptune behind the scenes, don’t be surprised if you get a bad case of the Christmas Blues this season. It doesn’t mean that you’re turning into a scrooge, instead it’s because you feel a need to experience a certain sense of idealism that is currently lacking in what seems to be going on all around you. Don’t let yourself get disappointed by all the jaded commercialism that appears to be eclipsing any true sense of the holiday spirit. Later in the week as the New Year gets closer, Venus in your House of Transformation will move into a cathartic alignment with Pluto in your House of Career. It’s entirely possible that you can follow the beat of a different drum this season without having to feel cornered like you’re the last human alive in what seems to be a Zombie Christmas Apocalypse.

 

Taurus- Don’t let your Holiday expectations make you cynical when you realize that all the Christmas lights shining on every street are not necessarily radiating the spirit of giving and brotherhood that you would like to see, especially with Mercury in idealistic Sagittarius squaring illusory Neptune in your House of Fondest Hopes and Dreams. Twice during the week the Moon will align with solid Saturn as the Lunar sphere passes through your Houses of Creativity and Relationships, meaning that if you’re willing to embody the true spirit of giving and compassion then Christmas for you and yours should be just fine. As the year comes to a close Venus in your Houses of Relationships will align with Pluto in your House of Long Distance Affairs, meaning that perhaps you should plan a trip to bring in the New Year with someone special who is currently not within hugging distance and wouldn’t mind some unexpected company?

 

Gemini- If you feel like you need to assist Santa in the overwhelming task of making everyone happy and satisfied this Holiday Season, then you may be setting yourself up for utter exhaustion or a nervous breakdown. Take care of yourself and approach the weeks festivities with a relaxed and unassuming attitude and you may be surprised that you can actually have fun without everything needing to be perfect. This is especially true at work where you might have the responsibility for the Office party thrust upon you by someone who likes to talk the talk but rarely walks the walk. In regards to any ideas you may discuss with this individual, don’t feel you have to pick up their slack when they flake out. After all, they’ll get the coal in their stocking not you.

 

Cancer- Pay careful attention this week not to take on the feelings of others, especially if they’re wearing their hearts on their sleeves and trying to pretend they’re more sensitive and deep than anyone else simply because they’re willing to act like such drama queens. The waters within you run as still and deep as it comes, so there’s no reason for you to be guilty if you don’t feel the need to perform your feelings for the peanut gallery. Your love has been fully known and felt by everyone who has ever been close to you in your entire life. Therefore, just make sure to stay present in the moment and pay attention to what others truly need and not necessarily what they would like to advertise to camouflage their own guilt.

 

Leo- As a fixed sign there is always the possibility that you can get stuck in a moment that you can’t get out of, just make sure wherever that space in time is it doesn’t inadvertently ruin someone else’s Christmas because they’re not strolling down the same memory lane as you. The theme of the season is supposed to be sharing and brotherhood. Being tolerant of how someone else wishes to experience their holiday is just as important (if not more so) than singing the correct carols, serving the correct food, or giving the correct gifts. As Venus passes through your House of Family take the time to pay attention to someone you have gotten comfortable ignoring. Maybe there are things you could have blamed them for in the past, but you’re to blame now if you can’t let shit go.

 

Virgo- Make sure to pay careful attention to your communications with a loved one, for with Mercury transiting your House of Home and squaring Neptune in your House of Relationships, misunderstandings are quite possible and could end up creating needless tension around a holiday gathering. As Felix in “The Odd Couple” once said, “when you assume you make an ass out of u and me.’ Now with that in mind, Pluto passing through your House of Creativity and aligning with Venus in your House of Communication later in the week would indicate that speaking your mind clearly and directly could open up some unexpected doors to some new and exciting possibilities, that is, if your willing to speak your truth without having to be asked.

 

Libra- Don’t underestimate the need to ignore an asshole this week. When we buy into someone else’s drama we become a character in search of an author and as such set ourselves up as minions to fate. Mercury in your House of Thinking being squared by Neptune will likely be a misplaced self-righteousness that will have you taking the bait that sets the trap (e.g.) someone needs to put this individual in their place….really? Wrong! Their stupidity, hatefulness, and obnoxiousness have nothing to do with you unless you engage. Venus in your House of Self Worth aligning with Pluto at the Foundation of your chart represents the chance to liberate yourself from being part of another’s onanistic orgy of ego so that you can instead create your own world from the inside out. Admittedly this all sounds very philosophical, but you need to work this shit out in order to create a true reality for yourself.

 

Scorpio- As Venus crosses through your First House this week you may be drawn to foolish extravagances, which will likely be compounded by the fact that Mercury in your House of Self Worth is squaring Neptune in your House of Creativity and making you believe all that glitters is gold. Jupiter in your House of Self Worth will also contribute to this nonsense, though a word to the wise, don’t mistake what you have for what you are. Pluto transiting your House of Communication will be aligning with Venus later in the week so that something you might not be able to afford at this time may just be the necessary comeuppance for you to realize what is of true value in this virtual life of illusion you have inadvertently fallen into.

 

Sagittarius- The Holiday Season could be particularly trying for you this year as you attempt to keep your head above water in a churning sea of other people’s illusions, fantasies, prejudices, and general bullshit. Mercury and Jupiter in your sign should keep you fairly personable, however, Neptune in your home and family area could make you particularly susceptible to the classic manipulations that your loved ones have used on you before, like guilt, guilt, and, oh yeah, guilt. Venus behind the scenes is a virtual guarantee you’re not the one who’ll get coal in your stocking, yet it’s not about keeping score, instead experiment with ignoring and avoiding altogether whoever you don’t want to be with this season. They’ve got no trouble pointing out where you’re lacking, so feel just as empowered to tell them you’re not available.

 

Capricorn- As the Holidays rapidly approach having Mercury and Jupiter behind the scenes would indicate that you are actually feeling the spirit this season, on the other hand, with Neptune in your House of Communications you need to be careful who you get festive with. Stay away from scrooges who will make you feel sappy and sentimental, as well as tacky Christmas freaks who wear reindeer horns everywhere and think that the North Pole and Las Vegas are connected through the same garish, fluorescent wormhole. Take your lead from a reserved Venus in Scorpio as she transits your House of Groups and aligns nicely with a very serious Pluto in your sign. Stay behind the scenes, keep your shit on the down low, and plan your celebrations around a few trusted friends and family who won’t necessarily make you watch “It’s a Wonderful Life” but will instead want to quietly celebrate one with you.

 

Aquarius- Either you’re a total Scrooge who thinks Christmas is for the intellectually inferior, or else you’re the one who dresses up like Santa and “Ho ho ho’s” everyone like a righteous preacher at a fundamentalist revival. Either way the true spirit of the season would require that you back off both stances and instead maybe volunteer with the homeless or drive a truck to deliver toys for tots. Venus is in your House of Public Image as well as the reserved sign of Scorpio, and as she aligns with Pluto behind the scenes, try and make this holiday season about humanity and charity rather than an agenda of any sort……there’ll be plenty of time next year to grind whatever ax you hope to slay the world with. “Be of good cheer.”

 

Pisces- You may be feeling especially vulnerable this holiday season with Neptune in your sign being squared by a gregarious (and often insensitive) Mercury in Sagittarius. As a result you may find yourself exhausted by the demands of friends and relatives as they each compete with one another to be the ultimate Christmas Warrior. A subdued Venus in your House of Philosophy and the discreet sign of Scorpio will likely motivate you to remain behind the scenes with those who are also feeling a little shell shocked by the twinkling commercial holocaust of gift giving and excessive spending. Be sure to take some time and review how the year went for you. If there was more love and friendship than not, then make sure you’re with those particular people. And if there was someone who was there at the times when no one else was, make sure you rendezvous with them underneath the mistletoe.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #65 Weekly Horoscopes for

Weekly Horoscopes for 12/17-12/23, 2018

 

Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars.

 

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Aries- A mysterious stranger could catch your eye this week and even though they have trouble written all over them you will probably take the bait anyway. You can thank Uranus retrograde aligning with the Full Moon in Cancer for this lapse of judgment, as it spurs on how much you just love to try and tame those bad boys (and girls). Venus in your House of Intimacy aligning with romantic Neptune behind the scenes will likely indicate that this affair will be a discreet one, which will probably be a blessing in disguise so that you won’t have to be humiliated in full public view. Saturn in your House of Career is also aligning with Venus, which means that you’ll probably survive this little indiscretion, that is, as long as it doesn’t transpire in the workplace….. Oh no, don’t tell me you’ve pooped where you eat!

 

Taurus- If you’ve been out of circulation for a while, you may just find Cupid delivering you a surprise package when you least expect it. Venus in your House of Relationships aligning with Neptune in your House of Groups will probably mean that you’ll run into this person at some sort of gathering where romance was the last thing you had on your mind, while at the same time Jupiter and Mercury in your House of Intimacy could also mean that this is someone who will get your uniquely nerdy sense of humor….Wow!… The New Moon in your House of Communication it will be in sextile to Uranus retrograde (no, that doesn’t have anything to do with sex) but it will probably mean that the biggest surprise of all here will likely be that you’re not the least bit self conscious with this new person; imagine that!

 

Gemini- With Jupiter and Mercury in your House of Partnerships the tendency now will be for you to try and dominate those around you, especially when Uranus retrograde aligns with the Full Moon and you feel fully convinced that you know absolutely everything and no one else knows anything. Instead, why don’t you let Venus in your House of Work and Neptune in your House of Career explain to you that listening to people will gain their respect far quicker than telling them what to do. Saturn in your House of Shared Resources is also trying to make you aware of certain rules we must all follow and thinking you’re above that will bring the chickens home to roost in your backyard soon enough…..word!

 

Cancer- This weeks Full Moon will be in your sign and as it lines up with Uranus retrograde in your House of Career are you finally ready to do something different so that people will start to see you differently? This especially goes for how you are perceived on the job as Mercury and Jupiter hold hands in your House of Work, so let your freak flag fly and match push for shove with a bully who is about to get schooled that they’re way out of their league. With Venus in your House of Creativity working nicely with Neptune in your House of Philosophy lure any adversaries in with your innate charm so you can kill ‘em with kindness. Like the song goes, “You’re so vicious, you hit me with a flower….. you do it every hour, you’re so vicious.” Mean people are more disarmed by kindness than kind people are by meanness.

 

Leo- As Venus and Neptune align in your Houses of Home and Transformation respectively, the Full Moon in Cancer (the sign of the Mother) will also connect with Uranus retrograde….so… why don’t you take this time to visit someone you have been neglecting (like maybe your Mom, or perhaps someone else you owe a lot to and you just don’t seem to have time for). Jupiter and Mercury holding hands in your House of Fun and Creativity will give you what it takes to be the life of the party, so why not shine some of that Solar charisma y’all got on somebody who loves you and would certainly appreciate it. Not for nothing, but Saturn is also aligning with Venus and those two are about stability, so get back to your roots and realize that without them you couldn’t have grown into the tall tree you fancy yourself now.

 

Virgo- If circumstances aren’t to your liking, then take charge of them now and put your effort where your complaining has been. Of course you shouldn’t go strong-arming anyone, especially since you can be so charming. With that in mind, serve up some of your sugar to a problem child and watch ‘em fall in line. Venus in your House of Communication and Neptune in your House of Partnerships will aid in making you a silver tongued devil, while Saturn in your House of Creativity aligning with Venus should give you the strategic abilities and direction to utilize all your schmoozing to maximum effect. The Full Moon will be in nurturing Cancer (which is your House of Groups and Dreams) so show everyone at work or at home if they really want their interests responsibly served then all they need to do is follow you. See? Like I started out telling you; action talks and bullshit walks.

 

Libra– The Full Moon this week will be in your House of Career and as it aligns with Uranus retrograde in your House of Partnerships, expect a surprise now by way of a recommendation from someone in your past who has always liked you and knows you’re the right person to do whatever a new party needs done. Jupiter and Mercury in your House of Communication will have you inspired and brimming with ideas regarding this new opportunity, while Venus in your House of Self Worth and Neptune in your House of Work will give you all the charisma (and mystique) you’ll need to magickally transform whatever the situation may be to your advantage. I hope you realize that the seeds for this were sown some time ago when both Saturn and Pluto entered your House of Foundations? After all, don’t you remember how your career looked like a vacant lot there for a while? Well, now your experiencing some advance advertising for the coming buildings and businesses…Btw, Congrats on your patience through all this…..yeah, right…hahaha!!!

 

Scorpio- Venus in your sign and Neptune in your House of Romance are currently making you, my dark beauty, into the tempter or temptress extraordinaire. Add Saturn to this mix and you will surely get whatever you’re hoping for, so just make certain all of your pursuers can afford what it takes to be with you. Jupiter and Mercury in your House of Self Worth will give you a sense of dash and panache, while the Full Moon aligning with Uranus retrograde will give the chutzpah to go after what you want if  it turns out no one is offering anything interesting. This all sounds great, perhaps even a little unreal, so you’re thinking, what’s the catch? Not much, but as Mercury gets closer to a square with Neptune next week don’t think you’ll be in this zone forever. One in the hand is worth two in the bush, so grab the best opportunity that’s in front of you and enjoy!

 

Sagittarius- With Jupiter and Mercury in your sign you are popping like a popcorn popper (and that’s a lot of popping) but where are you headed? Saturn in your House of Self Worth aligning with Venus behind the scenes would suggest you start investing in some long term plans, whether that means getting serious with a partner you’ve had for a while or starting to invest some of your money rather than just spending it. The Full Moon will be in your House of Legacies and Transformation so perhaps you should start meditating on the proverb “slow and steady wins the race.” That Full Moon will also be aspecting Uranus retrograde in your House of Creativity, so maybe you also need to be thinking about what you need to do differently to honor who you are instead of constantly doing what others expect of you? As a poet once wrote, “….the end of all our exploring/ Will be to arrive where we started/ And know the place for the first time.”

 

Capricorn- The Full Moon this week will be occurring in the nurturing sign of Cancer (your House of Partnerships) where a retrograde Uranus in your House of Symbolic Foundations will most likely test it by bringing up some of the latent fears you have about relationships. Usually when these concerns come out you head for the hills, however, with Venus currently in your House of Dreams aligning with Neptune in your House of Communication, this time you could find the courage to stay and work out the difficulties of a current partnership. Jupiter and Mercury behind the scenes should also be of great help as they assist you to find all the right words to speak your truth and express your need to love and be loved. Namaste.

 

Aquarius- For all you do, this week’s for you. Jupiter and Mercury in your House of Groups should find you (as usual) running around trying to take care of everything for everyone while at the same time ignoring your own needs. Venus in your House of Career aligning with Neptune in your House of Self Worth will be trying to point out the irony of how you depend on all this giving to feel needed, although the real question is will you have to have a breakdown first to realize how unrealistic it is to be available to the world 24/7? The Full Moon in nurturing Cancer and your House of Service will be aspected by Uranus retrograde at your I.C (the root of your chart) meaning that you could indeed have an unpleasant surprise if you’re not willing to slow down and take care of yourself. After all, what good are you to anyone (including yourself) if you’re sick?

 

Pisces- Up until now you’ve been focused on following the normal rules for success, however, this week something may just click where all of a sudden you feel compelled to be a rebel. Jupiter and Mercury in your House of Career and the nutty sign of Sagittarius will likely provide the inspiration for this sudden urge to non-conformity, while the Full Moon in your House of Creativity aligning with Uranus retrograde in your House of Self Worth will provide the necessary chutzpah to fly your freak flag high. Just remember to try and have a sense of humor about whatever it is you’re doing to challenge the status quo, after all, no one appreciates a self righteous reformer who feels it’s their duty to cast aspersions on the foibles of others. Opinions are like noses, everybody has one no matter how convinced you are of holding the higher ground.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #63 Weekly Horoscopes for 12/3-12/9, 2018

Weekly Horoscopes for 12/3-12/9, 2018

  

Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars.

 

Aries- The Lunar Arc will begin the week in your House of Transformation and the sign of Scorpio, likely making you both ambitious and a little insecure at the same time. The New Moon will occur in your House of Philosophy, where it will square Mars behind the scenes in flakey Pisces, meaning your doubts could get the best of you for a time, although when the Moon finishes up the week in your House of Career all should be well again as she first conjuncts Saturn and then Pluto, assuring that all your hard work that was originally motivated by fear will ultimately pay off. Just try not to make it a habit to use such negative re-enforcement to get things done.

 

Taurus- You don’t like change, but if you can manage to go with the flow this week you might discover that evolution is your friend. Mars and Neptune transiting together through your House of Groups could bring worries and/or conflicts in regards to your role in a project, especially if you let the New Moon and expansive Jupiter in your House of Transformation convince you that things are against you. Venus entering your House of Relationships and moving closer to Saturn in your House of Philosophy should provide a stabilizing influence, so take a deep breath and try to realize that if you don’t fear the process then there’s no reason to fear the outcome.

 

Gemini- Trust may be a big issue for you this week as Mars and Neptune together in your House of Public Image move into position to square the New Moon in your House of Partnerships. In addition, Mercury stationing and then inconjuncting Uranus retrograde may make you feel that someone is about to betray you, however, rather than going into fight or flight mode, instead take stock of where you may be vulnerable and batten down the hatches. Slow moving Saturn and Pluto have been transiting your House of Transformation for some time, so the writing has been on the wall for a while that a shake-up was inevitable. Realize that your old defense mechanisms aren’t going to work so well anymore so don’t revert to them.  As Mr. Nietzsche used to say, “That which does not kill us, makes us stronger.”

 

Cancer- There could be either a melodrama or a farce this week at work, so try to remain in the audience if at all possible, that way you can stay safe and be entertained at the same time. On the other hand, Neptune and Mars together in your House of Philosophy squaring the New Moon in your House of Routines could have you feeling quite depressed watching the nonsense that goes on between people, especially since it’s making you realize that the environment you’re currently in is not one in which you can thrive. As Venus enters your House of Creativity and moves into alignment with Saturn in your House of Partnerships, use this time you have now on the sidelines to explore what may be going on at other venues. Maybe you can find something this season at the North Pole; that’s always a happy place to work.

 

Leo- Saturn and Pluto passing through your House of Work for the next little while would indicate that for your overall well being it is important for you to be doing something that is both challenging and transformative, as opposed to just anything that can provide a paycheck. If you don’t believe me then Mars and Neptune together in your House of Transformation squaring the New Moon in your House of Creativity should provide the necessary kick in the ass to convince you. I mean haven’t you noticed that the only time you don’t feel either tired or hopeless is when you’re not wasting your time and energy doing something that has absolutely no meaning for you? This weeks Lunar Arc is all about you confronting your creative frustration for what it is and not just wasting it by letting off steam on the weekends, that is, if you’re willing to admit, “You’re mad as hell and you’re not going to take it anymore!”

 

Virgo- This weeks Lunar Arc will begin in your House of Communication, so if there is anything that needs to be said to someone close to you try not to avoid that discussion. When the New Moon hits in your House of Home and Family and squares both Neptune and Mars in your House of Relationships, don’t let someone else’s negativity or hopelessness become yours. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity will help you to turn lemons into lemonade if you can draw the necessary boundaries between you and a loved one who has, shall we say, some control issues. Recognize the fear that’s underneath their need to dominate and then remind yourself that you’re not afraid. Be “Your own personal Jesus, Someone to hear your prayers, Someone who cares.” After all, that’s what Love is, right?

 

Libra- Saturn and Pluto at the bottom of your chart have been shaking things up for a while like they are your own custom made earthquake. There will be even more fireworks this week as the Lunar Arc will begin in your House of Self Worth and then climax in your House of Communication, where it will square both Mars and Neptune in your House of Work and Daily Routines. You can always mange to get righteous about injustices against others, but what about your own injustices against yourself? Don’t look so confused. If you consider all the doubts you’re harboring in that overactive imagination of yours about where your life is going, what do you think that represents, except an injustice against yourself? Face it, an unknown future is what forces you to get to know yourself. The time has come Libra to look in the mirror and see your dreams looking back at you, not just your blemishes.

 

Scorpio- If you’ve been depressed as of late because you can’t figure out what to do with your life, then this week will either make a light bulb go off over your head or else bring a little raincloud to follow you around just like in the cartoons. The Moon beginning the week in your sign will activate your desire to know and attain, although when the New Moon occurs in your House of Self Worth and squares both Mars and Neptune in your House of Creativity, you could get mighty depressed if you don’t have anything to show for all your wanting. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Thinking are about revolutionizing your perspective first and then your surrounding world, so give yourself a break and stop with all the self-recrimination and judgment.  The Poet Rumi used the metaphor of wine all the time in his work, that’s because people are like making fine wine and that takes time; Don’t worry, your vintage is coming.

 

Sagittarius- Mercury stationing in your House of Confinement and inconjuncting Uranus retrograde in your House of Creativity should have you feeling all wonky and trembling inside, like the first shudders under the ocean that eventually turn into a Tsunami hundreds of miles away. Instead of miles though let’s think in terms of time, meaning how long will it take before that wave hits to transform your world and wash away all your sadness? The New Moon this week will be in your sign and when it squares both Mars and Neptune in your House of Home and Foundations you may start to realize that this metaphorical storm has been building in you for a while and those around you who haven’t been paying attention may just end up becoming the not so innocent victims of a natural disaster; natural in so far as Saturn and Pluto in your House of Self Worth set the alarm for this some time ago……wake up, it’s time to evolve!

 

Capricorn- Saturn and Pluto in your sign are insuring that you will evolve appropriately, whether that means going nice or kicking and screaming. With the New Moon this week occurring behind the scenes in your House of Confinement and squaring both Mars and Neptune together in your House of Thinking and Communication, be prepared to have to get pissed off before you put your ass in gear and get motivated toward some positive change. Once you get going though it will be beautiful, and with Venus entering into Scorpio and your House of Dreams, you may just end up attracting the sort of supportive partner you need. Oh, I don’t mean a home maker who will take care of everything for you, I‘m thinking more of someone who can moonlight occasionally as a dominatrix and crack that whip on you whenever it’s necessary. Ooh la la.

 

Aquarius- You pride yourself as being in mastery of your emotions, however, this week everyone may just get to see what a whining little b*tch you can be. The reason for this will likely be the New Moon in your House of Dreams being hidden behind the Sun as it squares the gloom and doom twins, Mars and Neptune, in your House of Self Worth. You had such high hopes and now you are doomed forever! Oh brother, hopefully Saturn and Pluto in hard ass Capricorn behind the scenes will give you all the tough love you need to get back in the saddle and break that mustang! Sorry for being so heavy on the metaphors, but if you can play it close to the vest this week Venus entering into the sign of Scorpio and your House of Career could bring you just the opportunity you’ve been looking for from someone who needs a real tough cookie not a cream puff.

 

Pisces- How much does it cost when all you want is everything? The New Moon this week will be in your House of Career and as it squares both Mars and Neptune in your sign be prepared for a shut down if you’ve been burning the candle at both ends trying to get yourself ahead, especially if what you’ve been donating most of your time to doesn’t pay the bills. Saturn and Pluto together in your House of Dreams will be pushing forth a conservative agenda at this time, meaning that “There is a time to every purpose under heaven”; in other words, all play and no work makes jack a poor boy, so get down to some of that dull stuff you’ve been neglecting…….it’s important too!

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #59

Weekly Horoscopes for 11/5-11/11, 2018

 

Hi kids!!! Welcome back to another week of Mr. Saturn’s Stars. Election Day is coming Tuesday so make sure y’all get out there and vote. If you don’t like kids put in cages at the border, voter suppression, white supremacist rhetoric, the possibility of losing your health care if you have a pre-existing condition, mass shootings of innocent people due to inadequate gun laws, or a bunch of cowardly minions representing you who are afraid to stand up to our boorish, buffoonish President, then it’s imperative that you go out and exercise the right to vote that our ancestors fought and died for. Don’t underestimate your responsibility as a citizen, everything we hold dear is at stake!!!

 

Aries- Hopefully the New Moon in Scorpio this week will inspire your natural revolutionary spirit as it passes through your House of Transformation and aligns with cathartic Pluto in your House of Public Image and inspirational Neptune behind the scenes. Add to that a beautiful creative trine between Venus retrograde in your House of Relationships and Mars in your House of Groups and you might not only be inspired to vote this week, but maybe you’ll also feel compelled to get involved with a local cause or group who are looking to make your neighborhood or workplace a better, safer environment for everyone. If there is any issue that’s close to your heart, make sure you donate some time to it this week, you’ll be glad you did.

 

Taurus- The New Moon this week will be in your House of Relationships and as it aligns with Pluto in your House of Philosophy and Neptune in your House of Groups, you may feel motivated now to fight for others who can’t fight for themselves. The activist in you could be awakened from your comfortable routine like Clark Kent running into an alley or Popeye downing his spinach; don’t resist it, the best part of you is struggling to get out and like a baby being born there will be a little discomfort involved but in the end it’ll all be worth it. Venus retrograde in your House of Service aligning with Mars in your House of Career may find you discovering that what you’re volunteering at is more enjoyable than what you’re doing to pay the bills….hmmm……has a light bulb suddenly gone on upstairs?

 

Gemini- If you’ve been going with the flow as of late, the New Moon in your House of Work aspecting Pluto in your House of Transformation and Neptune in your House of Career may have you realizing you need to get a little tougher and start to draw some boundaries or else you might find yourself being set up for a patsy, especially with Uranus retrograde behind the scenes in your chart about to awkwardly back up into your House of Groups. Mars in your House of Philosophy aligning with Venus retrograde in your House of Creativity should help with the pushback against anyone who may be trying to screw you, as a sudden influx of your natural charm will help you to kill ‘em with kindness…..just make sure you kill ‘em dead!!!

 

Cancer- The New Moon will be in your House of Creativity to start the week and as it aligns nicely with Neptune in your House of Philosophy you should be brimming with all sorts of new ideas! Venus retrograde in your House of Home and Family working with Mars in your House of Legacies could see you rejuvenating a relationship with a loved one you may have been worried about. All this person really needed was a little space for themselves, but boy do you like to worry! As Jupiter changes sign and pulls into your House of Work to join Mercury, things could start to get a little hectic on the job. You may have to put in more time at work than you’d prefer right now, but there will be some unexpected benefits on the back end that will put a little pep in your step and some extra jingle in your pocket; invest now so you can celebrate later!

 

Leo- If communication with a loved one has been difficult as of late, Venus retrograde in your House of Communication aligning with Mars in your House of Relationships should see a break through this week. The New Moon in your House of Family aligning with Neptune in your House of Legacies should further help you to recognize that whatever the disagreement might have been with this person, it’s sometimes more important to compromise and stick together than to stand alone in our righteousness. As Jupiter changes signs it will pass into your House of Creativity, meaning that if you’re willing to improvise and go with the flow a fabulous opportunity could be just around the corner.

 

Virgo- The New Moon will be in your House of Communication and as it aligns with both Neptune in your House of Relationships and Pluto in your House of Romance, a new chapter in a relationship may be ready to unfold. This will be further enhanced by Venus retrograde in your House of Self Worth lining up nicely with Mars in your House of Service, meaning that you’ll finally be able to fully understand what the Beatles meant when they sang, “the love you take is equal to the love you make,” and you arrive at the realization of just how much you enjoy the company of a partner, no matter how they may end up driving you crazy.

 

Libra- Despite the feeling that you are treading water in a rough sea and the dawn seems like it’s a lifetime away, the New Moon in your House of Self Worth will nevertheless inspire you to hold on with a vengeance as you begin to hear a little voice in your head telling you things will be okay. That voice may in fact be Jupiter as it changes signs and enters into your House of Communication where it will likely bring new opportunities, especially since it will be rapidly approaching Mercury in the same House and together those two are all about innovative ideas and solutions for whatever may be ailing you. At the same time, Venus retrograde in your sign lining up beneficially with Mars in your House of Creativity could end up bringing you some unexpected rewards for work you’ve done in the past that you’d forgotten about. It turns out there’s some truth in the old saying, “What goes around, comes around.” Cheers!

 

Scorpio- The New Moon in your sign represents just the type of cathartic rebirth you’re known for, so if things haven’t been working out as of late, don’t despair. Neptune in your House of Creativity is aligning with that New Moon, and as Pluto chips in from your House of Communication, don’t be afraid to reach out if you need help. Venus retrograde behind the scenes is in aspect to Mars in your House of Foundation, meaning that after all you’ve given to others when they’ve been down and out, you should offer someone in your debt a chance to pay you back; and that could be anything from a loving embrace to a wad of cash, after all, you deserve it. Jupiter changing signs and entering your House of Self Worth is likely signaling a significant change of fortune coming down the pike…..keep the faith baby!

 

Sagittarius-Jupiter will be returning home to your sign this week, so be prepared for whatever you’re feeling to seem overwhelming. If you’re not currently in therapy then this week’s New Moon may motivate you to start, especially since it’s going to be hidden behind the scenes and driving Pluto in your House of Self Worth and Neptune in your Symbolic Foundations area (a.k.a.  the House of Family). If you’re tired of blaming Mom and Dad for everything, now is your chance to fix stuff for yourself. Venus retrograde will be transiting through your House of Friends and aligning with Mars in your House of Communication, so if a therapist is unavailable this week you could try visiting a friend instead, just make sure it’s someone who hasn’t heard your complaints for a while; just sayin’.

 

Capricorn- The New Moon in your House of Friends may have you wondering about who you can depend on and who needs to be let loose, especially with Pluto still in your sign and Neptune wafting around your House of Communication and making you feel like you’re either a babysitter or a therapist for just about everyone you know. Venus retrograde in your House of Career and Public Image will likely be motivating you to think of the good old days when you were a rolling stone carrying no moss, and with Mars in your House of Self Worth to egg her on, old Lady Love might just drum you up a blast from the past to reminisce with. As Jupiter changes signs and enters your House of Secrets, it might just be a good idea to have somebody familiar around to share a few fantasies with; if nothing else it’ll break the monotony.

 

Aquarius- Mars in your sign aligning with Venus retrograde in your House of Philosophy will have you preaching Love this week, just make sure that you’re clear this is nothing more than your ideas about Love, that way you won’t be surprised when someone shakes their head like you’re a child and then walks away.The New Moon in your House of Career will have you so wrapped up in how to get ahead now that you might not even notice anyone walking away, particularly if your limited attention span has already figured out they can’t help with where you want to go. As Jupiter changes signs and advances into your House of Dreams, there is a very distinct danger that you may just end up being hornswoggled by the legends in your own mind; oh well, it wouldn’t be the first time.

 

Pisces- As a mutable water sign practicality is not your forte, however this week with the Scorpio New Moon in your House of Philosophy aligning with Pluto in your House of Dreams, you may just start to think of organization as a matter of convenience, especially if you end up losing your keys, I.D., debit card, or whatever, yet again. Venus retrograde in your House of Sex could have you missing a special someone from the past, particularly with Mars behind the scenes makin’ Mr. Mojo rise. Take it easy and hold on, because as Jupiter changes signs and enters your House of Public Image, your charisma may just end up going through the roof and drawing a new beau that’ll help provide a case of permanent amnesia concerning anyone else.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #58 Weekly Horoscopes for 10/29-11/4, 2018

Weekly Horoscopes for 10/29-11/4, 2018

 

Hi kids!!! I missed you last week because of a family function I had to attend, but I’m back now so let’s get on with this week’s version of Mr. Saturn’s Stars.

First though I would like to point out that Halloween is coming up, and while many of us are looking forward to festivities and parades, it is also a time when we need to acknowledge the spirits of our ancestors and those who have come before us. This week in particular we should all pray (in whatever way you choose) for the recent victims of the horrible massacre at the Tree of Life Synagogue in Pittsburgh as they join countless others beyond that mysterious veil which separates life and death.

 

Aries- With 4 major planets in your House of Transformation squaring Mars in your House of Groups and opposing Uranus retrograde in your House of Self Worth, this could be quite an evolutionary week for you as you struggle with how the world see’s you in contrast to how you see yourself. Venus retrograde opposing Uranus retrograde will make it easy for you to fall into old patterns and seek approval rather than acknowledging how you really feel in the moment, while at the same time Saturn in your House of Public Image will activate your sense of responsibility (and guilt) as you find yourself in the paradoxical position of doing well yet being unhappy at the same time. This may be a week of two steps forward, one step back, so try your best to roll with it.

 

Taurus- Most of this week’s action will be in your House of Relationships as 4 major planets there oppose Uranus retrograde in your sign, making it seem as though everyone has an agenda regarding what they need from you while at the same time you’re not feeling cooperative in the least. Meanwhile, Saturn and Pluto trending in your House of Philosophy are causing you to think more radically than you ever have before, which could be good for some situations in your life, bad for others, and uncomfortable for everyone around you who thinks they can influence you to do what they want. This is a challenging time for you as you both initiate and react to circumstances that are all outside your legendary Taurus comfort zone……As Grace Slick said at sunrise on the second day at Woodstock, “Now it’s time for morning maniac music, it’s a new dawn, yeah!”

 

Gemini- Challenges, power struggles, personality conflicts, and the like will all make you wonder why you’re still at your current job as 4 major planets march through your House of Work and oppose Uranus retrograde in your House of Confinement. Mars in your House of Philosophy will also be squaring those working planets, which could make you act rashly out of frustration, however, before you burn any bridges first make sure that you can afford to. If not, then let Saturn and Pluto in your House of Transformation help you start making some new plans for a future transition that will allow you to jump ship on your own terms, rather than getting down in the mud with a gaggle of idiots who will likely shoot each other in the foot sooner or later with or without your involvement.

 

Cancer- Your deepest inventive urges are being stirred now as 4 major planets transit your House of Creativity to oppose Uranus in your House of Dreams and square Mars in your House of Transformation. This isn’t a situation of “oh, it might be nice to try something different,” but rather more like, “if I don’t do something right now to change my life I’m going to kill myself!” Now this may sound a bit melodramatic, but with Saturn and Pluto in your House of Relationships aligning with Neptune in your House of Philosophy, you are no longer the same person you once were and as long as others keep seeing the old you the more you’re going to feel disrespected and useless. Stop thinking what you’d like to try and start making some moves; you’ll be surprised at how potent a little desperation can be.

 

Leo- Past a certain point of complaining you can no longer claim to be a victim of circumstances, instead you have to be willing to admit that you’re either going to accept the situation you’re in or else do something about it. With 4 major planets transiting across the lowest point in your chart and angling harshly with both Mars and Uranus, it’s either you risk initiating a change now or internally self-combust from an unwillingness to do anything about your frustration; pick your poison. Saturn and Pluto transiting through your House of Work have been writing revolutionary rhetoric on the wall for a while now, so what are you waiting for? From those who are capable, much is expected, and right now it’s up to you to decide just how capable you’re willing to be.

 

Virgo- Any difficulties that arise on the job now are not designed to stop you, but rather to make you stronger. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity represent your instincts, as you either fight or run in the face of a stellium of planets in your House of Communication squaring Mars in your House of Work. If you’re the one who’s there when the poo hits the fan then you’ve met your destiny and it’s time to dance in the moonlight with your fears and trepidations. If you ever hope to be the boss (of others, or even just yourself) then you must be able to negotiate the difficult situations that everyone else either avoids or fails in the face of. As the Sun moves into alignment with Neptune, be willing to accept your own vulnerability, it’s the only way to discover just how strong you are.

 

Libra- 4 planets in your House of Self Worth squaring Mars in your House of Creativity would suggest that you are ready now for any challenges that come your way. Uranus in your House of Transformation aligning with Saturn at the lowest point in your chart would also suggest that you’re ready for a rebirth of sorts in regards to a current dream that may have stalled as of late. As the Lunar Arc begins this week it will be passing through your House of Career and aligning with both Jupiter and Mercury in your House of Self Worth, so be prepared to either initiate a push forward or perhaps engage in pushing back if your confidence is challenged. It’s not whether or not you’re good enough to succeed, it’s rather about believing that you are worthy to compete with anyone.

 

Scorpio- You are the sign that rules death and transformation and with 4 major planets currently passing through your domain and squaring Mars at the bottom of your chart, you are essentially the proverbial snake shedding its skin as you discover your potential amidst changing circumstances both at home and at work. Saturn and Pluto are reinforcing this idea of change as they pass through your House of Thinking and you find yourself curiously detached from what you always thought were normal ways of looking at the world. The Lunar Arc this week will begin in your House of Philosophy and end in your House of Confinement, so take the time to reflect on how you arrived at wherever it is you’re now approaching life from.

 

Sagittarius- With 4 major planets in your House of Secrets and Confinement, it’s likely that your inner life is a lot more dynamic now than any external circumstances that you are currently experiencing.  That’s not to say though that your frustration level isn’t going through the roof. Mercury and Jupiter behind the scenes will probably have you playing various scenarios over and over in your head, while a harsh angle to Mars in your House of Communications will make expressing any of this very difficult. Neptune in your House of Foundations aligning with the Sun could represent either a deeper understanding that could unfold from all this contemplation, or else it could be a sense of being thoroughly misunderstood. Either way this should prove to be a confusing week.

 

Capricorn- Your control issues could move front and center this week as 4 major planets in your House of Groups and Dreams are all in harsh alignment with Mars in your House of Self Worth. You’re feeling that you’ve waited long enough for whatever it is you’re after and you don’t want to hear any crap about it. “Show me the money!” will be your battle cry (Or something to that effect). Uranus retrograde in your House of Creativity aligning with Saturn in your sign could see some unexpected support coming from someone you used to know, so if what you remember of this person recalls happy times then let yourself feel lighter and stop obsessing over what you don’t have yet…(and the operative word here is “yet”, get it?).

 

Aquarius- As Mars plows ahead through your sign and squares 4 major planets in your House of Career, you’ll be feeling especially ambitious, however, try to pay close attention to what you’re actually feeling. Do you want to succeed out of a healthy sense of competition and/or a natural need for self-expression, or is your desire for success instead coming from a deeper, darker place…like not feeling good enough or believing you don’t deserve love without having to do something for it? Uranus in your House of Foundations aligning with Saturn behind the scenes is bringing this darkness out of you for a reason, so be willing to explore the psychology behind your hopes and dreams in order to make sure they’re bringing you to a better place.

 

Pisces- As Mercury conjuncts Jupiter in your House of Philosophy and squares Mars behind the scenes, you will have a burning desire to confront the unknown, and that could mean anything from a subject you’ve always been curious about to the darker mysteries of the universe. With Saturn aligning with Uranus in your House of Ideas and Communication, you could find yourself deciding to pursue a course of study that may be unusual or arcane in some way; follow this urge and a whole new world of excitement and adventure could open up for you. “Existence is all that can be known, but it is not all that is real.”

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #55 Weekly Horoscopes for 10/1-10/7, 2018

Weekly Horoscopes for 10/1-10/7, 2018

 

 Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars.

What a shit show this past week has been, huh? I would refer you back to my Aquarius comments from last week as well as to my Aquarius comments for this week…Maybe Bart O’Kavanaugh should be reading Mr. Saturn’s Stars? At any rate, there’s finally going to be an FBI investigation into the allegations of sexual misconduct against the SCOTUS nominee, let’s just hope all 3 complaints are fully vetted and it’s not just a cherry pick chosen by the Republican majority. Oh, and a warning to the FBI Agents that may have to talk to Kavanaugh, he’s a screamer…. and make sure you bring some tissues.

 

Aries- This may be a time when you’re willing to step out from behind the mask you usually wear in public and reveal who you truly are. Venus going station/retrograde in your House of Transformation and squaring Mars in your House of Groups will likely have you chaffing against any status quo expectations being presented to you, while Mercury in your House of Relationships squaring Pluto in your house of Public Image will inspire you to speak the truth and/or find out the real deal in whatever situations you may find yourself involved in. You are by nature an individualistic sign, so if you’ve caught yourself as of late compromising more than you should, now is the time when you may just decide to throw caution to the wind and demand, as The Pointer Sister’s sang,  “It’s Got to be Real.”

 

Taurus- Venus going station/retrograde in your House of Relationships will have you re-examining your connections to various people in your life, especially with Mars in your House of Public Image squaring the Goddess of Love and putting pressure on you to be “A Man (or Woman) for All Seasons.” Pluto in your House of Philosophy squaring Mercury should see some important info coming to light about some things that may have been said about you behind the scenes that will end up being quite hurtful. It’s important to realize that the individuals who made these statements are clearly not your friends. With Jupiter also passing through your House of Relationships you’ll likely take the high road regarding this matter, which is fine, just make sure you remember the old saying, “Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.”

 

Gemini- There may be pressures on you now to deliver at work and it’s important that you find the proper motivation in order to adequately rise to the challenge. Mars in your House of Philosophy may find you feeling a need to rebel against what you consider to be unfair demands by a superior, although with Venus going station/retrograde in your House of Relationships and aligning with Saturn in your House of Legacies, it may just be that you’ll have to suck it up and do what’s gotta be done. Pluto is also in your House of Legacies and as it aligns with Jupiter in your House of Work those two planets together are about wealth, which could mean what you suffer through today you will benefit from tomorrow. “Go the distance.”

 

Cancer- We never know what we’re capable of until we’re challenged and this may just be one of those weeks for you. Pluto in your House of Relationships is being squared by Mercury in your House of Foundations, which means that facts may come to light now involving someone you were convinced was one way (perhaps a family member) but is actually another…..surprise!!! What’s important is not that they’re a shit, but that Venus going retrograde in your House of Creativity and squaring Mars in your House of Transformation will see you leaping like a ninja out ahead of the curve and doing all the damage control necessary to reduce your losses (and disappointment) to a minimum. Jupiter is also in your House of Creativity, and as he aligns with Pluto you may find that when the dust clears even if you’ve lost respect for one person in your life, you may have gained an unexpected new ally in the process.

 

Leo- You are the sign of leadership, however, sometimes followers can own a leader if the person in charge needs the ego gratification that supplication can provide. Mars in your House of Relationships now represents the demands that your various relationships are putting on you, while Venus going station/retrograde in your House of Foundations is you remembering what you need and how you’re not getting it. What to do? Mercury in your House of Communication squaring Pluto would suggest you start setting some boundaries, although the needy folks around you might not appreciate it, but after all, they’re the problem, aren’t they? Uranus in your House of Public Image aligning with Saturn is all about you doing you, so for the time being if doing you means going solo, then so be it!  “I am Legend.”

 

Virgo- Pressures on the job could actually become a motivation for you to rethink how you gave up a dream not too long ago because you were discouraged. Venus in your House of Communication squaring Mars in your House of Work will undoubtedly help you to realize how much energy you’re being forced to spend now doing something you don’t like, while Mercury in your House of Self Worth squaring Pluto in your House of Creativity will have you feeling all the subconscious creativity you’re holding back, simply because it’s making you ill. Saturn is also in your House of Creativity, and as it aligns with Uranus in your House of Philosophy, this is the time for you to bust out and resume chasing down that original dream…”Ba ba ba, ba bop bop, I feel free”

 

Libra- Mercury in your sign is making you want to share with the world the insights you have struggled to acquire, however, Pluto in your House of Foundations is asking you to be patient because you really have no idea yet how much these ideas are going to affect the world’s view of you as well. Venus going station/retrograde in your House of Self Worth is squaring Mars in your House of Creativity, meaning that something right now which seems obvious to you may actually be quite a revolutionary (and mysterious) viewpoint for someone else. Let Jupiter in your House of Earnings aligning with Pluto give you the confidence to be patient that your time is coming. In the meantime, pay close attention as structured and organized Saturn aligns with Uranus retrograde in your House of Transformation to pave the way for the new life you will soon embark upon.

 

Scorpio- As Mercury behind the scenes squares Pluto in your House of Thinking and Communication, be prepared for a perspective you have on a certain situation to change quite suddenly. In addition, be prepared for the situation itself to change as well, especially since Venus is going retrograde in your sign and moving back into a square with Mars in your House of Home and Foundations. Which came first, the writing on the wall, or you thinking how you could use a change? It doesn’t really matter because you should feel confident that your spidey-sense was right on the money and everything seems to be going in your favor regardless. Saturn in your House of siblings aligning with Uranus retrograde in your House of Relationships could find you revisiting a weird misunderstanding from the past with a family member. Don’t expect a different resolution this time around because even if you have changed, they haven’t.

 

Sagittarius- As Venus begins her backward motion in your House of Hidden Things, expect memories of either unrequited love or the one that got away to haunt you now. Mars will be squaring Venus from your House of Communication, so if you feel a strong urge to look up someone from your past, don’t. You’re no longer the same person you were and going down memory lane could end up with you regressing in a very unhealthy way. Pluto in your House of Self Worth squaring Mercury in your House of Dreams represents the need for you to face the truth and acknowledge the hard lesson about love you received from this person, thereby determining whether or not you learned anything. Of course there’s a very good possibility you’ve been hiding in a world of illusion since then, and if that’s the case then this is the time to realize it, once and for all.

 

Capricorn- With Saturn and Pluto in your sign, the revolution is no doubt raging, both within you and in the surrounding world. Pluto is squaring Mercury in your House of Public Image, so if you find that you’re still a little lax about setting up boundaries, then perhaps someone may come crashing through this week to remind you of the work yet to be done. On the other hand, Saturn aligning nicely with Uranus retrograde in your House of Creativity will help you to be like Felix the Cat with his magick bag of tricks so that you can get right to fixing any damage that may occur. Venus going station/retrograde in your House of Dreams may mean it’s time to curb either your expenses or leisure time, especially if you have found that you are currently distracted from what you’ve hoped to accomplish. If you can be honest with yourself, then Jupiter aligning with Pluto should give you the confidence to get right back on track.

 

Aquarius- Mars in your sign squaring Venus going station/retrograde in your House of Career may require you to revisit something that might have gotten lost in your recent surge forward toward new foes and new battles. Pluto behind the scenes has been digging around and Mercury in your House of Philosophy has been showing you some really crazy secrets that could send the whole shithouse up in smoke if you were that type; well, are you? Noble Jupiter is also in your House of Career and as he aligns with Pluto back there in the shadows hopefully he will advise you to be prudent (and hopefully you’ll listen). A time of reckoning is coming for the bad guys, so just call the sheriff and don’t try to make a citizen’s arrest. Saturn behind the scenes aligning with Uranus at your Foundation would suggest you just do your part and try to remain humble; as the saying goes, “good things come to those that wait.” Surprise!!!

 

Pisces- If you haven’t been satisfied as of late, and I don’t mean with the material quality of your life but rather with the content of your character, then Mars in your Subconscious area squaring Venus going station/retrograde in your House of Philosophy might make this a good time to do some serious inner work with a qualified professional. Mercury in your House of Transformation squaring Pluto would reinforce this point as those two together are about finding what’s hidden. Neptune is your sign’s ruler and having it at home now could end up being either a gift or a curse, just like a parent can alternately be a source of frustration as well as love. Either way you need to find out who you truly are, and if that’s your motivation at this point in time, then having your ruling planet in your sign will probably be a source of enlightenment rather than illusion. Namaste.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #54 Weekly Horoscopes for 9/24-9/30, 2018

Weekly Horoscopes for 9/24- 9/30, 2018

 

 Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars.

On Monday there will be a Full Harvest Moon ushering in the week as Ms. Christine Blasey Ford is set to testify on Thursday before the all male Senate Judiciary Committe regarding her allegations of Sexual Misconduct against Supreme Court Nominee Brett Kavanaugh.

It was 27 years ago (approximately the duration of a Saturn Return) when Anita Hill testified against Clarence Thomas and made an obscure porn star named “Long Dong Silver” into a household name of sorts. Back then Anita was by herself and the boys club won out, now though Ms. Ford has the #metoo movement behind her…..and, for what it’s worth, Mr. Saturn as well……Let justice be done.

 

Aries- With a Full Harvest Moon in your sign to start the week, plus Mars in your House of Groups and the Sun in your House of Partnerships, it’s time to move forward with any collaborative projects that may have been languishing during this past summer of retrograde planets. Saturn in your House of Career may still throw a few obstacles in your way, however, if these matters are taken care of in a timely fashion, you may be surprised to discover that you’ve made lemonade out of lemons and it’s quite tasty. Both Venus and Jupiter are in your House of Transformation now, so try to look at any changes that come along as opportunities rather than inconveniences and you should end up “aw-ight,” like a one-eyed cat sitting in a seafood store.

 

Taurus- The Full Moon this week will occur behind the scenes in your chart and should serve as a motivator to help you focus on what needs to be done. Mars in your House of Career aligning with the Sun and Mercury in your House of Work will make you more ambitious than usual, so make sure your energy is channeled into activities that will provide long term benefits as well as immediate enjoyment. Jupiter and Venus in your House of Relationships will give you an intuitive edge in your dealings with others, so follow the tingles of your spidey sense to wherever they may lead; especially if it involves foreign travel or any exotic strangers.

 

Gemini- You could be torn this week between the needs of your career and the desires of a loved one; what to do? The Sun and Mercury in your House of Romance will be pushing for  play time, while the Full Moon in your House of Groups will have you facing responsibilities either on the job or involving a project that means a lot to you. Mars in your House of Philosophy will have you believing that you can be all things to all people, just be careful you don’t end up burning out like “Jumpin’ Jack Flash” after trying to burn the candle at both ends. Venus and Jupiter in your House of Health might be an indication that you could benefit from some form of inner healing like reiki, homeopathy, or even psychoanalysis, that is, if you’re willing to sit still long enough.

 

Cancer- The Full Moon this week will be in your House of Career and as it aligns with Mars in your House of Transformation and the Sun illuminating the depths of your chart, be prepared to push or be pushed forward in the job arena. Jupiter in your House of Creativity aligning with Pluto in your House of Partnerships likely means someone in a position of power has high expectations for you, despite any misgivings you may have about them (or yourself). Saturn aligning with the Moon conjunct Uranus later in the week may end up being your Neo moment from the Matrix, you know, when he pulls down the helicopter? Can’t you just hear Morpheus commenting to Trinity, “I think he’s starting to believe.”

 

Leo- Refraining from choosing is still making a choice, so get ready for shit to happen this week whether you like it or not. The Full Moon will be in your House of Philosophy and as it aligns with Mars in your House of Partnerships and the Sun in your House of Communication, be prepared to take charge before you’re forced to play catch up with someone who’s trying to take away what’s yours. Take a stand if you have to, but also be willing to cooperate if it’s in your best interest, after all, half of something is better than all of nothing. Consider trying to smooth out the lines of communication with a loved one, especially since Venus and Jupiter are in your House of Home; a simple apology if you’ve been wrong will set things right.

 

Virgo- You’ve been caught up in day-to-day challenges for so long now that it’s only just starting to dawn on you that your life has suddenly turned into something unrecognizable. Who are you? What are you doing, and why? The Full Moon in your House of Transformation opposing the Sun and Mercury in your House of Self Worth has you asking these questions because you are beginning to realize without others needing something you don’t know what you want. Jupiter and Venus in your House of Communication aligning with Pluto in your House of Creativity represents your burning artistic desire that’s all dressed up with no place to go….so what are you waiting for? Neptune in your House of Relationships is saying, “Don’t ask for permission, ask for forgiveness”…..are you listening?

 

Libra- With the Full Moon in your House of Partnerships aligning with Mars in your House of Creativity, a project that’s been very near and dear to you may be on the verge of finding a home. Venus and Jupiter in your House of Earnings aligning with Pluto and Saturn in your House of Foundations could see someone willing to make an investment in something you’ve done that could open the door for you to a new kind of life. Uranus retrograde in your House of Transformation will make the whole scenario seem like some sort of mystical coincidence, but don’t believe for one second that you’re struggles over the last few years haven’t had anything to do with what’s happening. Like in “Field of Dreams” when Kevin Costner thinks the whole thing was for Shoeless Joe, but then the ghost of Joe say’s, “No, it was you.”

 

Scorpio- Your head may be filled now with ideas of richer pastures, but be careful, have you ever heard the expression, the grass always seems greener on the other side of the fence? The Full Moon in your House of Routines and Mars squaring Uranus may have you feeling stuck and wanting to change just for change’s sake, but with the Sun illuminating your House of Confinement and Mercury recording it all, maybe you should take a moment to consider that perhaps what you’re really trying to do is run away from yourself? Venus and Jupiter in your sign aligning with Neptune and Pluto will allow you to manifest just about anything you need, but perhaps all you really should be concerned with is a clean, well lit inner temple?

 

Sagittarius- Mars squaring Uranus brings confrontations, accidents, and mishaps of all kinds, yet sometimes these unfortunate occurrences are designed to slow our asses down because we’re breezing through life too quickly and heading straight to hell without really thinking about it too much. When one is forced to stop, one is also forced to think, and that, my Centaur friend, can be the most excruciating thing of all for someone who has just been going through the motions. The Full Moon in your House of Creativity aligning with Mars in your House of Communication, along with Uranus retrograde in your House of Work aligning with Saturn in your House of Self Worth, are all trying to flag you down and get you looking in another direction, specifically within yourself, where Jupiter and Venus are waiting with all you need to make Magick happen; namely confidence and self love.

 

Capricorn- If you don’t like where you are or what’s going on in your life, then change something (hint…maybe try starting with yourself?). The Full Moon in your House of Home aligning with Mars in your House of Self Worth would suggest it’s time to let your thoughts be known if a relationship or living situation is starting to unravel. Uranus retrograde in your House of Creativity squaring the aforementioned Mars might be making you feel like you should just leave the situation, but didn’t you do that a while ago to get where you currently are and now the same shit’s happening again? Yes? Then don’t run away, instead fearlessly go within and ask yourself what you want; and if that doesn’t work then honestly ask yourself who you are (better question). Jupiter and Venus in your House of Dreams are only waiting on your marching orders.

 

Aquarius- With Mars in your sign and the Aries Full Harvest Moon in your House of Communications, you will no doubt be willing to express your opinions to whoever is willing to listen (and even to those who are not willing to listen). Uranus retrograde at your Foundation will be squaring the aforementioned Mars, so be careful at just how much you spout off, for with Saturn behind the scenes squaring the Sun you may inadvertently end up projecting hang-ups onto innocent bystanders rather than viable opinions. Venus and Jupiter in Scorpio and your House of Public Image would suggest you err on the side of silence when you’re out and about, especially since Neptune in your House of Self Worth could cause you to misspeak and we’ve all had just about enough of alternate facts for the foreseeable future; thank you!

 

Pisces- The Full Harvest Moon in Aries may have you starting off this week feeling a little edgy, especially with Mars behind the scenes squaring Uranus in your House of Communications. Try to think before you speak or you may end up having to defend yourself after you speak. Listen to the advice of Venus in your House of Philosophy and Saturn in your House of Dreams as they ask you to try to be patient and realize Rome wasn’t built in a day. The Sun and Mercury in the sign of Libra and your House of Transformation could provide the necessary diplomatic skills to get through this touchy time, that is, if you can let go of defining yourself by what you don’t have and instead start appreciating yourself for everything you are.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #53 Weekly Horoscopes for 9/17-9/23, 2018

Weekly Horoscopes for 9/17-9/23, 2018

 

Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars.

 

Aries- As both the Sun and Mercury finish up this week in your House of Work and proceed to enter your House of Relationships, you may just be ready to look up from that old grindstone and allow yourself a little rest and relaxation with someone special. Mars moving into a square with Uranus will likely make you feel a need to get away from the craziness and what better way than to follow Venus’s lead from your House of Intimacy and squeeze someone until you both shout! Jupiter is also in your House of Intimacy and he’ll be aligning nicely with romantic Neptune behind the scenes, so stock up on what you need this weekend, put the do not disturb sign on the door, and we’ll see you later alligator.

 

Taurus- With Uranus in your sign squaring Mars in your House of Public Image, demands being made on you now could have you worrying about what others may think if you tell them to kiss off! As the Sun and Mercury enter agreeable Libra you’re Venusian nature will default to it’s usual “nice” mode, but is that how you really feel? Jupiter in your House of Relationships aligning with Pluto in your House of Philosophy would suggest you shouldn’t devalue yourself in any way for anyone, especially since Saturn (also in your House of Philosophy) is giving you all the reason you need (namely your self respect) to shut down any craziness before it can get started. Neptune in your House of Groups may be giving someone the wrong idea about your politeness, make sure they get the right idea by letting them see your big stick.

 

Gemini- If you’ve been pushing yourself too hard over the last little while, maybe it’s time to lighten up a bit this week? Particularly since Mars is squaring Uranus behind the scenes, which will likely increase your stress levels significantly. Both the Sun and Mercury will be entering your House of Fun so maybe it’s time to catch up with some old friends or check out an activity you’ve always wanted to try? Jupiter in your House of Health aligning with Pluto in your House of Transformation could make this an excellent time to start an exercise program (or get back to one) especially with Neptune in your House of Public Image; which means don’t take a friend’s teasing as an insult, but rather as motivation to get back in shape. Don’t worry, you’ll make them eat crow in a short while.

 

Cancer- Venus in your House of Creativity squaring Mars in your House of Transformation will likely provide the bugle call you’ve been longing for to awaken some needed inspiration. Add to that Uranus in your House of Dreams and perhaps an opportunity may fall out of the sky this week and hit you in the head…..Jupiter is also in that House of Creativity and as it aligns nicely with Pluto in your House of Partnerships and Neptune in your House of Philosophy, you may end up being an integral part of an important event or project through which you will shine. The Sun and Mercury entering Libra should serve to make things nice and quiet on the home front, so follow your bliss this week with impunity…..go for it!!!

 

Leo- As Mars enters your House of Relationships and squares Uranus in your House of Public Image and Career, you will probably have very little patience this week with any sort of foolishness; let’s just hope somebody doesn’t have to find that out the hard way. Saturn will make you seem all about business at this time, especially as it conjuncts the Moon in your House of Work and aligns with the previously mentioned Uranus in your House of Career. Both Jupiter and Venus are in your House of Home, which means that if you’re willing to help out a loved one now who’s in a tight spot, it could bring some unexpected dividends; of course you shouldn’t help them just because you might end up getting something out of it, but a word to the wise, don’t neglect them either.

 

Virgo- As the song goes, “You got to give a little, take a little, that’s the story of Love,” and with both the Sun and Mercury entering the sign of Libra and your House of Self Worth, making that your mantra this week could serve you very well. Venus in your House of Communication squaring Mars in your House of Work will help you to smooth out any rough edges regarding a situation or person who offers obstacles to your forward progress, as will Jupiter (also in your Communications area) aligning with Pluto in your House of Creativity. You’ll have plenty of charm, ideas, and energy this week, don’t be shy about utilizing these resources!

 

Libra- With the Sun and Mercury entering your sign this week, expect the pace of both your social and professional lives to pick up considerably. Mars in your House of Creativity will activate your efforts to either start a new project, get something you’ve just finished out there, or perhaps even try to push forward on both fronts at the same time. This sounds like things could get hectic, but with both Saturn and Pluto in your House of Foundations aligning with Uranus and Jupiter respectively, they’ll be plenty of earth around (furnishing both supports and obstacles) to keep you well grounded in reality. Add to that Venus and Jupiter in your House of Self Worth, and there may be more than a little luck on your side right now as well. In the meantime, don’t be surprised at whatever 4 leaf clovers you may come across, after all, you deserve it.

 

Scorpio- Take a deep breath and count your lucky stars, even if you don’t win the lotto or fall in love, simply because Venus and Jupiter are in your sign and no matter what shit Mars and Uranus toss at the fan, none of it will get on you. Neptune in your House of Creativity should provide plenty of inspiration, while Pluto in your House of Communication should provide the means to get through any ennui anyone tries to thwart you with, as you plow ahead undeterred, unsinkable, and unabashed in the face of any hassles great or small. The inner life should steer the outer, so with both the Sun and Mercury transiting behind the scenes in the sign of Libra you’ll likely have the balance of a gyroscope, therefore, don’t hesitate to do you with impunity; the Gods will be supportive.

 

Sagittarius- Mars will begin the week squaring Uranus in your Houses of Communication and Work respectively, which could mean that there’ll be enough bullshit on the job to make you think you’re working in the stables at Pamplona, but don’t despair. Venus and Jupiter behind the scenes will be aligning with Saturn and Pluto in your House of Self Worth to give you all the intuition, insight, and ingenuity you’ll need to be able to navigate the situation with a minimum or both mess and odor. However, after you dodge this bullet take a moment to reflect on the fact that if you can be so stealth when the circumstances calls for it, then how come you’re still in the same crummy situation? You can either resume as you are, or send out a resume, think about it.

 

Capricorn- The Sun and Mercury entering your House of Career this week will be like hiring a PR firm to promote your image, and God knows with Saturn in your sign and Mars in your House of Self Worth you will definitely need a ring master to get this show on the road. Jupiter and Venus in your House of Dreams aligning with Pluto would indicate you’re absolutely ready for a makeover, while Uranus in your House of Creativity would indicate the world isn’t prepared for what that may mean, but hey, that’s not your problem, not with glamorous Neptune aligning with Jupiter and the potential for a zillion instagram likes hanging in the balance…..just kidding; though you do need to get out there and you’re a lot more fabulous than you give yourself credit for…..just sayin’.

 

Aquarius- Mars in your sign squaring Uranus in your House of Foundations will seem like your own personal category four hurricane this week, however, don’t evacuate just yet. Venus and Jupiter in your House of Career would indicate there’s help on the way. Saturn and Pluto behind the scenes are aligning with some of this volatility, which means you’ll possess not only the personal gravitas to weather this situation, but also the creative versatility of Neptune in your House of Self Worth to help you sail beyond any impending disasters. As the Sun and Mercury enter your House of Philosophy, your personal Zen will no doubt become apparent to everyone around as you transcend not only your circumstances, but your self as well.

 

Pisces- Neptune is your ruling planet and with him currently in your sign life has no doubt seemed like a rollercoaster between illusion and enlightenment for a while now. Amidst this fog, Mars will be entering behind the scenes this week to square Uranus in your House of Communications, which mean either you could lose your shit or be the target of someone else losing theirs. Jupiter and Venus in your House of Philosophy would advise you to take the high road in any conflict, while Pluto in your House of Friends would suggest quickly disengaging from anyone who can’t respect you enough to disagree civilly. The Sun and Mercury entering Libra and your House of Transformation will likely concur with this agenda of good manners, so if you can manage to keep your cool this week then others will likely keep theirs.