Mr. Saturn’s Stars #97 Weekly Horoscopes for 8/19-8/25, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 8/19-8/25, 2019

 

 Aries- As the Sun, Venus, and Mars exit your House of Fun and Creativity to enter your House of Routines and the detail oriented sign of Virgo, expect the high energy and fun of last week to quickly become a series of challenges and obstacles that will require some novel solutions. Considering that these Virgo planets will be in alignment with Uranus in your House of Self Worth, there is no doubt that you will rise to whatever conundrums are at hand as you find motivation where others may only see misfortune. Jupiter in your House of Philosophy aligning with Mercury in your House of Creativity would further accentuate this theme of ingenious solutions, so keep your nose to the grindstone and don’t stop until the foreman yells, “Miller time!!!!!”

 

Taurus- Having crazy, erratic, undisciplined Uranus in your sign is undoubtedly quite a shock to your stable, status quo sensibility, although later in the week there will be a trio of repair workers moving into the neighborhood to help you out as the Sun, Venus, and Mars enter the disciplined and detail oriented sign of Virgo and your House of Creativity. What at first had seemed like a barrage of challenges around a new creative project should now instead turn into some unexpected benefits as these upbeat and practical energies come into play in the sign that fixes things. Add to this Jupiter in your House of Transformation working nicely with Mercury in the proud sign of Leo and your previous “Oh no, what’s next” attitude should segue nicely into a very productive “can do” outlook…… So get out there and get shit done!

 

Gemini- Last week’s top heavy Leo energy probably had you thinking that you’d be able to bullshit your way out of just about anything, although with the Sun, Venus, and Mars now leaving pompous Leo to enter persnickety Virgo, get ready for the fact checkers to start snooping in places you’d rather they didn’t. Saturn retrograde in your House of Joint Resources will also be doing his little investigations, so if you’re hoping to do some damage control before you get caught with your hand in the cookie jar make sure to follow the lead of Jupiter in your House of Partnerships and Mercury in your House of Communications and call in any favors you possibly can. You’re not above the Law, but if you’re lucky you might be able to get far enough out ahead of it to give you time to formulate another strategy. It ain’t much, but it’s what you got!

 

Cancer- You are a sign that likes to operate on your intuition and connecting to other’s feelings, although as the Sun, Venus, and Mars enter the practical sign of Virgo and your House of Communication, make sure to get any sensitive correspondences about work or finances in writing, particularly as Uranus in your House of Groups will be aligning with these new Virgo planets, thereby increasing the possibilities of misunderstandings and outright lies. Mercury in your House of Self Worth and Jupiter in your House of Routines will have you trusting that everyone you’re familiar with is on the honor system and can be depended upon, however, hot flash from the news room, they can’t, so make sure to cover your ass and keep records.

 

Leo- All those positive vibes you were feeling last week when there was a stellium of planets in your sign are going to change now as the Sun, Venus, and Mars all move into your House of Self Worth and the critical sign of Virgo. You’re usually convinced of your opinions and with Jupiter in buoyant Sagittarius aligning with Mercury (who’s still in your sign) that will probably remain the same, although with those three Virgo planets aligning with Uranus in your House of Public Image make sure you double check the facts before you commit to saying or doing anything, even if you think you know what the facts are; your reputation may be at stake……Just sayin’.

 

Virgo- As the Sun, Venus, and Mars enter your sign this week your trouble-shooting mentality and natural attention to details could make you a very necessary individual in whatever situation you may find yourself in. The fact that these three planets will also be aligning with Uranus in your House of Philosophy could actually provide you with a few inspirations of actual genius, so don’t hesitate to express an opinion on something you think could use some improvements. Jupiter in your House of Home and Mercury behind the scenes could also mean that one of the areas in your life that may need some improvement is your living situation. If it turns out you can’t fix where you are then perhaps beginning a search for new digs could actually be where your next stroke of luck will be. Look around, what have you got to lose?

 

Libra- With Jupiter now direct in your House of Communication aligning with Mercury in your House of Dreams you are no doubt considering some big ideas that you’d like the world to know about. As the Sun, Venus, and Mars all slip behind the scenes into the detail oriented sign of Virgo, take the opportunity now to flesh out the necessary details for your inspirations and get your ducks in a row, especially as those three Virgo planets will be aligning with inventive and eccentric Uranus in your House of Transformation. Whatever you’re currently working on may have started out as one thing, but if you’re willing to let your subconscious come out to play then you may just end up creating that master work you always knew you were capable of. Like the great playwright Edward Albee once said, “If you’re willing to fail interestingly then you’ll tend to succeed interestingly.” Go for it!

 

Scorpio- If there is something that you’d like to see happen then what do you need to do to make it come true? As the Sun, Venus, and Mars all pull into your House of Dreams this week and align with Uranus in your House of partnerships, this is a time when you need to be networking and searching for connections between what you want and how to get it. Jupiter in your House of Self Worth aligning with Mercury in your House of Public Image should give you all the confidence and charisma you would need, so what are you waiting for? Both Pluto and Saturn retrograde in your House of Communication could have you still thinking like the old you that didn’t believe you deserved help, but since they’re living in the past right now why don’t you jump on the current bandwagon and see where it leads?

 

Sagittarius- While Jupiter in your sign and Mercury in your House of Philosophy will have you thinking big right now, the Sun, Venus, and Mars all pulling into your House of Career should provide all the nuts and bolts elements for you to move ahead significantly. Add the alignment of Uranus in your House of Work to all those planets in your House of Career and you could get a very nice surprise that will likely end up catapulting you farther than you ever thought possible. If there is a down side it will be that your responsibilities will probably increase considerably as well, but you’ve expected to pay to play all along, particularly since Saturn and Pluto have been hovering in your House of Self Worth forever. Don’t get worried and think things are suddenly moving too fast. You’ve been preparing for a while and your time has come!

 

Capricorn- As the Sun, Venus, and Mars all enter your House of Philosophy this week, you will probably be bursting with ideas. Since these three planets will also be in alignment with inventive Uranus in your House of Creativity, the truly unique thing about what’s happening to you now is that all of these inspirations that are coming down the pike are not pie in the sky, not by any means. All of your visions now can be realities if you’re willing to get out there and believe the world is ready for another point of view. After all, do you think the Buddha was Buddha or Mohammed was Mohammed in the grandest sense until certain unexpected circumstances transpired to give them a motivating kick in the ass? Such is the stuff the future is made of. If you don’t believe me then ask Jupiter behind the scenes whispering to Mercury in your House of Transformation, they’ll tell ya!!!

 

Aquarius- Change is a process, not a destination. As the Sun, Venus, and Mars all pull into your House of Transformation this week and align with Uranus at the bottom of your chart get ready to embark (or be taken away) by some life changing circumstances. With both Saturn and Pluto behind the scenes the nature of these changes will be deep, for instance they will likely be more about the way you think than the circumstances in your life, but since you’ve been wanting things to be different for a while what could be better than you changing the way you look at the world? Maybe a stifling situation won’t seem so limiting anymore if you’re no longer entertaining a limited mindset? Jupiter in your House of Groups aligning with Mercury in your House of Partnerships could see this new you attracting a whole different cast of characters into your life as well…….The more the merrier when it comes to creating a new world!

 

Pisces- With Neptune still in your sign illusion remains a distinct possibility for you when it comes to the ability to see the forest for the trees, however, with the Sun, Venus, and Mars all entering your House of Partnerships and opposing the King of the Sea, your friends, family, and lovers could be of great assistance now in helping you seeing what’s real in contrast to what you’d like to be real; that is, if you’ll listen to them. Jupiter in your House of Career aligning with Mercury in your House of Work will have you believing in shiny things and shiny people, though remember, if your heart isn’t connecting to the façade someone is presenting you, then don’t make the mistake of thinking you’re like them. Saturn and Pluto are still in your House of Dreams, which means the path to the top for you now will be slow and steady and anybody who tries to sell you anything else is only thinking of their own profits, not yours.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #90 Weekly Horoscopes for 7/1-7/7, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 7/1-7/7, 2019

 

Hi kids!!! Mr. Saturn’s Stars hasn’t been around for a few weeks and I apologize, it was just that I had some pressing business to attend to and well, sometimes there are more important things than Astrology……….What!!!……Did he just say that?……..Damn right I did and you can quote me on it!

 

“Astrological

Aspects don’t determine your

Life, your choices do”

 

With that said, welcome back and let’s get down to it!!!

 

Aries- As the Sun and the Moon start the week in the sensitive sign of Cancer and your House of Symbolic Foundations along with Mars finishing up there and Venus getting ready to enter, this is a time when you will likely be very concerned with your bases of operation both at home and on the job. Uranus passing through your House of Self Worth could have you feeling easily threatened if something you’re used to suddenly changes, especially as it squares Mercury going station/retrograde in the self-absorbed sign of Leo. Although you may be compelled now to curse this inconvenience, try instead to go with the flow, after all both Saturn and Pluto retrograde have been trying for months to rearrange your life with some long term security in mind and, well, with 5 planets retrograde this week your dreams are going to be under construction for a little while longer. If this is too much, let Neptune behind the scenes distract you with a little drinkie-poo……you need it.

 

Taurus- Uranus is now firmly entrenched in your sign for at least the next 6-7 years, so kiss goodbye to thinking that you can sit back like Jabba the Hutt while the world spins around you. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Philosophy could be some very useful advisors now in this changing landscape if you’re willing to listen, but of course the operative word here is willing because, well, let’s face it, we all know how stubborn and myopic you can be. Mercury going retrograde in the middle of the week could begin some stressful times for you, particularly as it squares Uranus and your tendency will be to think that challenging things are only happening to you. Jupiter retrograde in your House of Transformation could give you a chance to unexpectedly revisit an opportunity you let slip by in the not too distant past…….So yes, shit happens, but sometimes it can be good shit, so take the money and run if you get the chance……Word!

 

Gemini- With 4 planets this week in the vulnerable sign of Cancer and your House of Self Worth, you will likely be uber-sensitive to any criticisms or challenges at this time, particularly with both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Transformation upsetting the apple cart and storming the ramparts in your quaint little fiefdom. Neptune in your House of Public Image will make you want to try and pretend none of this is happening, but don’t let yourself retreat into your own private Idaho…….After all the truth has a way of digging up those Idaho spuds and turning them into French fries to feed that unreasonable monster called reality. Jupiter retrograde in your House of Partnerships could bring back a blast from the past, but with the King of the Planets in square to illusory Neptune this trip down memory lane could have some serious pay back attached……..Be careful and know when to walk away.

 

Cancer- This is your time of the year my crustacean friend and with the Sun, Moon, Mars, and Venus all in your sign this week you will experiencing some serious growing pains, especially with both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Relationships opposing your tendency to want to make everyone feel safe and sound. This should be a particularly tough scenario now since you don’t feel very safe and sound yourself at this point. Neptune in your House of Philosophy could see you feeling sorry for someone (maybe yourself) but with Jupiter in your House of Routines your sense of pity could be quite misplaced. Mr. Saturn has an old motto he likes to repeat whenever he gets a chance……”Try not to do things for people that they could do for themselves; you could be denying them a better lesson.” Now that we’ve got that straightened out let’s focus instead on both Mars and Mercury this week in the prideful sign of Leo and your House of Self Worth. Mercury is about to go retrograde so try and remember a time when you denied yourself something you wanted because of someone else…..are you recalling it?…..Well, try not to do that again……

 

Leo- As Mars enters your sign this week and moves into a square with volatile Uranus it will be very hard for you at this time to suffer any sort of fool (not that it’s ever vey easy for you to accept boorishness). Your tendency will be to get upset but try to take a step back and ask yourself who pays the price for getting mad at an idiot who isn’t aware how stupid they are? Neptune in your House of Transformation squaring Jupiter in your House of Creativity could represent your enlightenment in regards to being able to ignore someone instead of getting down in the mud with them. A part of you may think this is avoiding the issue or even cowardice, but with this week’s eclipse in sensitive Cancer this may ultimately be about respecting yourself so the other person’s disrespect ceases to matter.

 

Virgo- As four planets pass this week through your House of Groups and the sensitive sign of Cancer, you may be expected to chaperone a group or act as a caretaker for a very recalcitrant soul. Lucky you, right? Try not to worry it won’t be as bad as it sounds, especially as both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Creativity align with Neptune in your House of Partnerships and you discover you have the magick touch to reduce even the most ornery individual to a puppy eating out of your hand. Jupiter retrograde in your House of Foundations will provide all the compassion you need and you may even see the problem child you’re stuck with as reminding you of a younger version of yourself. Insights should abound as a result of this ironic dynamic and who knows, perhaps Uranus passing through your House of Philosophy will even have you considering a new career in Caretaking Services. Life is sure strange, huh?

 

Libra- As four planets pass through your House of Career and the creative, compassionate sign of Cancer you may find that your insights carry more weight now than you realize. Saturn and Pluto have been shaking your Foundations for months and now may be the time that the world could need something completely different from you than it has in the past. Jupiter retrograde in your House of Writing combined with Venus crossing your Mid-heaven could mean that someone may want to spread your ideas for you and, as a result, you could find yourself expanding your sphere of influence far beyond the small, localized world you’ve been living in up until now. Uranus in your House of Transformation angling against both Mars and Mercury retrograde in your House of Groups could indicate that some unexpected notoriety could result from your willingness to speak your mind, particularly if you’re being honest and could care less about the consequences. Luck is a weird thing, enjoy it.

 

Scorpio- Four planets traveling now through your House of Philosophy and the intuitive sign of Cancer will likely have you feeling a little more touchy-feely than usual, which may not be a bad thing, particularly with Neptune crossing your House of Romance and nudging Jupiter in your House of Self Worth. “You’re only as pretty as you feel” is something you’re really coming to understand now and as you’re feeling better about yourself than you have in a long time (warts and all) you may unexpectedly find yourself the recipient of a surprise token of affection. Uranus in your House of Relationships might have you feeling more independent than you’re used to, but more likely you’re feeling less subservient with friends and family than you have in the past. This could translate as more of a willingness to speak your mind and, as a result, you could discover that you’re more of a leader than you ever imagined. Congratulations! Oh, btw, what should we do next?

 

Sagittarius- A lack of help from the powers that be could mean the time has finally come for you to help yourself. Four planets transiting through your House of Transformation and the sensitive sign of Cancer could have you feeling neglected, particularly with both Saturn and Pluto retrograde opposing these Cancer planets from your House of Self Worth. However, rather than feeling judged or rejected because of this aspect, you may actually be thinking that you don’t need anyone else’s stinking approval and it’s high time that you took the brass ring instead of waiting for someone to give it to you. Neptune in your House of Foundation squaring Jupiter in your sign could have you feeling a tad guilty about being so pushy, nevertheless Uranus in your House of Work will completely ignore such useless emotions as you push up to the front of the line with the best of them to get your just desserts. If not now, when? If not here, where?

 

Capricorn- Saturn and Pluto in your sign for the past several months have no doubt been transforming your world almost as drastically as if you were being made to change into a werewolf in slow motion, and now with four major planets transiting your House of Relationships and the intuitive, touchy-feely sign of Cancer you may finally be ready for, as the song say’s, “A Higher Love.” However, not so fast…..There will also be an eclipse this week in your House of Relationships, meaning that any outstanding baggage out their on the curb from any previous liaisons needs to be brought inside, unpacked, and all unnecessary contents discarded. Jupiter retrograde behind the scenes squaring Neptune in your House of Communication could have you feeling shy or withdrawn about this whole process but then again, so what? If Love is the most valuable thing in the world then the price should be high; for better or worse, now’s the time to ante up.

 

Aquarius- If you have been frustrated or dissatisfied at work your anxiety will probably reach epic proportions in the coming week. Four major planets in your House of Work and the emotional sign of Cancer will be opposing both Saturn and Pluto retrograde behind the scenes, meaning that if you can’t come up with any sort of idea about how to alleviate your stress you may just end up wanting to jump out of a window…….but not to worry, Neptune in your House of Self Worth will give you the patience of Job, however, as the God of the Sea in turn squares Jupiter in your House of Groups your newfound patience may end up driving all the other assholes you have to deal with out that window. Not exactly what you hoped for, I’m sure, but there is something to be said for giving it as good as you get it.

 

Pisces- A challenge now to your dreams in the form of both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in that particular House could have you a lot more worried than usual about your career, however, with four major planets plus an eclipse in your House of Creativity and the intuitive sign of Cancer, you should be able to rest assured that your innovativeness and flexibility at this time will be more than up to the task. Mercury will be going station/retrograde in your House of Routines and when he squares Uranus in your House of Communication there will probably be a lot of bullshit flying around trying to masquerade as the truth, but don’t you believe any of it. It’s not over until the fat lady sings and right now there’s no one else around except you and the solutions to your challenges……..and that’s the skinny.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #88 Weekly Horoscopes for 6/3-6/9, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 6/3-6/9, 2019

 

 Aries-The week will start off with a New Moon in your House of Communication and Local Activities so expect things to be fast paced and more than a little hectic. At mid-week Mercury will change signs from busy Gemini to emotional Cancer and as the messenger planet aligns with volatile Uranus in your House of Self Worth don’t be surprised if certain people manage to get under your skin, particularly involving matters around the home. As Saturn and Pluto resume chugging through your House of Career you will no doubt continue to experience ups and downs on the job or with your clients. The upside is that Neptune behind the scenes will furnish you with that special “Spidey Sense” so no matter what appears to be going on you’ll know deep down that everything will be right in the end.

 

Taurus- The New Moon in your House of Self Worth will likely make you a Curious George this week, just make sure it doesn’t also make you more than a little naïve as well. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Long Distance Travels opposing Mars in your House of Home and the sentimental sign of Cancer could find you feeling homesick at this time, and with Mercury also entering Cancer mid-week to align with spontaneous Uranus, perhaps this would be a good time to plan a trip to visit the family or even take an impromptu stroll down memory lane. As Venus enters Gemini over the weekend you could be feeling more sociable than usual, and since charm will also be on your side you should probably get out there and mingle.

 

Gemini- The New Moon in your sign now represents a kind of symbolic rebirth and as it generally squares Neptune in your Public Image area perhaps this might be a good time to re-evaluate how you come off to the general public. Uranus behind the scenes could have you feeling a bit hemmed in, especially as Mercury pulls into your House of Self Worth to join Mars and you seem to find it impossible to compromise on anything that makes you even a little uncomfortable. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Transformation right now are all about responsibility and as they align with the aforementioned Neptune rest assured that your ability (or lack thereof) to regard the interests of others is going to be what makes or breaks whatever your ideas of manifest destiny happen to be right now. As the song say’s, “You got to give a little, take a little, let your poor heart break a little, that’s the glory of, That’s the story of Love.”

 

Cancer- With the Moon, Mars, and Mercury all in your sign this week you will undoubtedly be wearing your heart on your sleeve as you feel compelled to act on whatever happens to inspire you. Neptune in your House of Philosophy will have you feeling creative and spiritual while Uranus in your House of Dreams will have you feeling both individualistic and rebellious. If you’re already involved in the arts then you should look to move an important project forward and if you’re not, then perhaps you should follow any urges you may be feeling and start to dabble in a creative discipline you’ve always been curious about. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Partnerships have been changing the way you relate to the world, but that should also include how the world relates to you and what you should and shouldn’t be putting up with from people. Let Mars in your sign now give you the strength to come out of your shell and straighten out someone who needs to learn a little respect.

Leo- The Moon, Mars, and Mercury will all be behind the scenes for you this week in the ultra-sensitive sign of Cancer, meaning that the big tough Lion could end up being a real pussycat at this time. Neptune in your House of Intimacy could add to this vulnerability causing you to either shy away or suffer more than usual, especially as Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Routines shake things up both at work and at home. Jupiter in your House of Creativity and Romance could see you acting more needy than usual, particularly as the King of the Planets aligns with Neptune. The New Moon at the beginning of the week will be in your House of Dreams, and while this could be about branching out and discovering some new opportunities, it could also be about self-doubt and a sudden dip in confidence. If you can look at your sensitivity as strength instead of weakness you will likely gain a whole new perspective on what you bring to the table as opposed to what you think you need to worry about.

 

Virgo- The New Moon this week will be in your House of Career and Public Image so if you don’t like your lot in life then make the effort to get out there and start changing shit! After the New Moon the next Lunar stop will be in your House of Dreams, where both Mercury and Mars will be waiting to either inspire you or kick you in the ass, whichever is more appropriate (and necessary) to get you motivated and engaged. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity will be of great use at this time if any of your usual standards and practices are proving themselves obsolete, provided of course that you’re willing to try something new. Uranus in your House of Philosophy represents a new revolutionary movement that is taking seed in you if you’re willing…….So the question is, are you? Excuse me? I can’t HEAR you!!!

 

 

Libra- The New Moon in your House of Philosophy to start the week could find you wondering about what else you could possibly do to turn a dream into a reality. If you’re initially at a loss for any novel strategies then simply follow the lead of both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Foundations as they ruthlessly abandon what doesn’t work and ferociously double down on what does. By mid-week Uranus in your House of Transformation will be receiving a nice jolt of inspiration from Mercury as the Messenger Planet enters your house of Career, meaning that if you think you have something the world might be interested in then keep running it up the flagpole until somebody eventually salutes (and they will). Keep in mind, the only difference between successful people and those who fail is that successful folks just don’t give up. That’s because if you don’t give up then technically you never lose. A word to the wise.

 

Scorpio- Just when you thought you’d seen it all here comes a New Moon in your House of Transformation…….WAKE UP……IT’S A NEW DAWN!!! Especially as Mercury joins Mars in your House of Philosophy and they both start to move into alignment with Neptune in your House of Creativity. If you thought you’d reach the end of your recent travails think again. A new part of you has been awakened and that newly evolved self has sent fear heading for the hills and managed to romance hope into believing you’ll actually be okay after all. It’s not easy to turn from a pessimist into an optimist, but once you do there’s no going back, there is only an endless road of possibilities and dreams ahead. Jupiter is retrograde now in your House of Self Worth but once he starts moving forward again in August you’ll understand exactly what I’m talking about. In the meantime, “Just whistle a happy tune whenever you feel afraid.”

 

Sagittarius- With this week’s New Moon occurring in your House of Relationships don’t be surprised if fortune unexpectedly taps you on the shoulder and smiles. After all, Mars has been in your House of Transformation stirring the pot for a while, so when Mercury joins the Planet of Action and aligns with Uranus in your House of Work those investments of time and effort you’ve been making all along will make you realize just how smart you were (even if no one else back then thought so). Saturn and Pluto have been pushing you to the brink, but rather than falling off you’ve seen for yourself there is a whole new world past whatever cliff you thought was the end of everything.  Now that you’ve seen past the end are you any less afraid to move beyond this new beginning? Let’s see what you’ve learned.

 

Capricorn- With The Moon, Mars, and Mercury all in your House of Relationships this week and the sensitive sign of Cancer, it is important for you to make sure that you haven’t  been taking anyone in your life for granted as of late. Uranus in your House of Creativity and Venus in your House of Routines should provide the necessary inspiration if you need to create a special gift or plan a surprise for someone who may have a special day coming up that has slipped your mind. If, on the other hand, you’re cognizant of all the folks in your life then the next line of inquiry would be, are you taking care of yourself? Saturn and Pluto in your sign have been forcing you to pay attention to your shortcomings, but have you also taken the time to reward yourself when you’ve done well? At any rate, make an effort to treat someone to something special this week and all will be right with the world.

 

Aquarius- If you’ve been wracking your brain for a new idea, this week may see the light bulb go on over your head as the New Moon will be in your House of Creativity. Of course this inspiration could be the result of an unexpected challenge arising rather than any sort of miraculous inspiration, especially with Uranus at your foundation aligning with Mercury in your House of Routines. Nevertheless, you will be having a transformational experience so get ready to go with flow. How can I do that, you ask? Follow Neptune’s lead from your House of Self Worth as he offers his chameleon-like powers to the inherent need for change being driven by Saturn and Pluto behind the scenes. You’re part of a bigger overall change so don’t think your world is ending if things get tight. The next Full Moon will be in your House of Dreams so if you can hold on for a couple more weeks you’ll see the light at the end of the tunnel I’m talking about.

 

Pisces- As the New Moon happens in your House of Symbolic Foundations and the quixotic air sign of Gemini, be prepared to have some tricks played with your current reality. Who will do this is probably what you most want to know, although you shouldn’t really have to look any further than yourself to find the answer. You see, you’ve been living in a bubble as of late and your own latent creativity may just be what inadvertently ends up bursting it for you. In other words, it’s time to evolve, so as Saturn and Pluto retrograde align with Neptune in your sign, recognize that your own dissatisfaction with things as they are may be just what you need to make the Quantum Leap necessary for your Higher Self to take the reins and lead you into the world of grownups. Welcome to your real life.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #85 Weekly Horoscopes for 5/13-5/19, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 5/13-5/19, 2019

 

Aries- As Venus gets ready to exit your sign she will enter into a nice aspect with Mars in your House of Communication, meaning that you could be getting some good news regarding a matter you would like to see move forward. Shortly afterwards, both Venus and Mars will change signs, Venus going into her native sign of Taurus and Mars entering security oriented Cancer. This could signal a lucky break, especially since Uranus will also be involved, indicating that there may be an unexpected surprise in store in the form of a windfall return from a situation you were actually starting to worry about. While this all sounds good, don’t get too optimistic just yet. The Full Moon in power oriented Scorpio over the weekend will be in your House of Transformation where it will oppose a stable Taurus Sun, meaning that any sudden luck you experience could disappear just as suddenly if you start convincing yourself it is the new norm and begin slacking.

 

Taurus- With Mercury pulling closer to the Sun in your sign and charming Venus (your ruler) about to conjunct freaky Uranus, you could be experiencing quite an internal conflict between your naturally conformist nature and your equally natural sensuality. As a famous Occultist once said, “Sin is the word of restriction,” so don’t deny yourself your natural urges. As Mars move into your House of Communication and the emotional sign of Cancer, realize that if you deny yourself something on one level that urge will likely just end up leaking out somewhere else, which could be embarrassing. The Full Moon this week will be in your House of Relationships and the power oriented sign of Scorpio, meaning that if you won’t stand up and state your needs don’t expect anyone else to be a mind reader.

 

Gemini- Mars will leave your sign this week with a flourish as he aligns nicely with Venus in your House of Groups. This could make you quite popular, especially with Jupiter in your House of Relationships meeting up with a diplomatic Libra Moon midweek. Later on as Venus moves behind the scenes into the sensual sign of Taurus, Mars will enter your House of Self Worth and together these two should find you quite ambitious for both fun and material gratification. Add Uranus to this mix and you’ll probably be willing to do whatever it takes to get whatever you desire; just try not to dehumanize anyone in the process, after all, when you treat people like objects they tend to resent it and with Saturn and Pluto still retrograde in your House of Shared Resources you can’t afford to alienate anyone from your cause at this time.

 

Cancer- With a stellium of planets in your House of Friends now you may be feeling like there is not enough of you to go around. Among this group are the Sun and Mercury, who together will likely have you feeling obligated, while on the other hand Venus and Uranus arm in arm could attract every freak in the vicinity to your mothering nature. Try to take advantage of Mars when he enters your sign later in the week to find the strength to say “no” to the energy vampires and lazy slobs who would otherwise suck you dry. There are those who will truly need your kindness and compassion at this time, just try to differentiate them from the users and abusers. The Full Moon this week will be in your House of Creativity, which could find you either sublimating your natural creative urges into satisfying others needs or else running away to someplace remote where you can be alone and paint your masterpiece. Don’t feel guilty about doing whatever feels right.

 

Leo- With the Sun, Mercury, Uranus, and Venus all in the stable sign of Taurus and your House of Career, this is a time when you need to suck it up and do whatever is necessary to get yourself ahead. Of course Taurus can also be a lazy sign, so make sure you’re aware that your complacency could be your biggest enemy right now, especially if you find yourself making excuses for not getting out of a situation that you know sucks and you have been trashing non-stop for a while now. The longer you put off what needs to be done on the career front the harder this weeks eventual Full Moon is going to be, especially since it’s occurring in your House of Symbolic Foundations and opposing the aforementioned Sun in your House of Career. It’s important for you to realize that while this is not a particularly comfortable time for you, it is a period that you will eventually look back on and be glad you did all the practical stuff you didn’t want to.

 

Virgo- The more desperately you try to hold on now to a person or situation that is changing away from you, the more that individual or circumstance will buck like a wild bronco at a rodeo. Like the song say’s, “Man, ain’t that a kick in the head,” yet it doesn’t need to be. Jupiter retrograde in your Foundations Area and Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Creativity can help you to let go of a job or relationship that isn’t working, but not if you feel you need to win whatever the argument has been and prove the other person wrong. Nobody’s right or wrong, things just need to change. As Venus and Mars enter new signs and your Houses of Philosophy and Dreams respectively, the potential is there for you to finally be who you are without apologies or excuses, the price though will be to extricate yourself from whoever or whatever has been holding you back. The Full Moon in your House of Communication and the passionate sign of Scorpio will be all about speaking your truth to whomever with no reservations…..So, what are you waiting for? Start singing that body electric!

 

Libra- This is a time when what you’re experiencing will provide the subject matter for stories that will eventually make others laugh and think, even though what’s going on now in your life may, in fact, be making you quite frustrated. The Sun, Mercury, Venus, and crazy, unpredictable Uranus are all marching through your House of Transformation, which likely feels both uncomfortably weird and like it’s taking forever. Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your Foundations Area is no doubt further warping your sense of time, while Neptune in your House of Daily Routines is completely messing with your ability to get a clear read on anything. Nonetheless you are still both driven and creative at this time (believe it or not) and if you think I’m shitting you all I ask is that you try to remain patient (a dirty word) and stay focused on your goals until Jupiter finally goes direct again in August. I know this sounds like a prediction, but in actuality it’s only a matter of you having faith in yourself. “You gotta believe!”

 

Scorpio- Did you ever think you’d be so popular (and loved)? The Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Uranus are all going through your House of Relationships now, which means if you’re not the center of attention yet then you’re about to be. This will be both good and bad as Saturn and Pluto are both retrograde in your House of Communications and aligning with Neptune in your House of Creativity, meaning that while some people you might be dealing with now could have an agenda, it’s more likely that the folks who are stepping up to help are doing it because they truly like and respect you. Jupiter in your House of Earned Income is currently retrograde, so don’t expect to see the light at the end of the tunnel yet if your income has lagged in the face of some mounting bills. As the Full Moon in your sign later in the week opposes all those previously mentioned Taurus Planets, try instead to look at your current emotional support system as all wealth you need; as the song goes, “Baby, you’re a Rich Man…”

 

Sagittarius- If your health (or appearance) has been a concern of late, then now would be the time to take action and try to establish a new regimen for yourself as the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Uranus are all in your House of Health. Add to this Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Self Worth and you might actually have the discipline now to stick to whatever program you start. Jupiter retrograde in your sign can also contribute to rebuilding your vanity if you take his lead and imagine bigger things (or conversely a smaller appearance) for yourself. As Mars pulls into your House of Transformation your energy should be high for the rest of the month, so make sure you capitalize on the Warrior Planet’s strength and determination to establish something good for your sense of  health and well being at this time.

 

Capricorn- e.e. cummings once wrote, “let all go dear/so comes love” and with the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Uranus all in your House of Creativity banging around like dice in a cup, perhaps this is the time you should let things roll and see what happens? Mars entering your House of Relationships could be about reaching out (if you let it) while Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your sign could be about fundamental change (if you’d accept it) both of which are admittedly a gamble, but to win it you gotta be in it. Neptune in your House of Communications and Jupiter retrograde behind the scenes are both about letting something happen as opposed to making something happen, which is a hard thing for an action oriented sign like you to understand, so perhaps you could think of it this way, it takes more confidence to wait for the right time than it does to rush ahead in hopes of finding the right time.

 

“Patiently waiting

Like a dew drop hanging from

A banana leaf”

 

Aquarius- No one ever expects an earthquake, yet when the dishes start rattling on the shelves it would probably be prudent to get under a doorpost as soon as possible and wait until the world seems stable again. I’m mentioning this because with the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Uranus all in your House of Foundations along with Saturn and Pluto retrograde behind the scenes, if it feels like your world is shaking you should probably accept it and head for the nearest doorpost. Of course Mars entering your House of Routines will likely have you feeling anxious at this time, especially as it angles with Uranus, however, rather than rushing in where angels fear to tread, perhaps you should instead follow Neptune’s lead as it crosses through your House of Self Worth and simply try to find a place where you can best wait out the current circumstances until you can fully assess the damage.

 

Pisces- If your emotions seem to be overwhelming you now and there is something you need to say to someone special but don’t know how to begin, then perhaps you should engage your artistic abilities and look to create a metaphor of whatever it is you’re feeling. With the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Uranus all in your House of Communication and lining up nicely with Mars entering your House of Creativity, your message will likely be more poignant now if you can trust your intuition to connect the dots rather than trying to edit yourself and avoid any potential vulnerability. Neptune in your sign represents the soul of the poet and as it aligns with Saturn and Pluto retrograde you are especially in tune now with another’s wavelength, therefore, let your energy and its honest expression speak for you now rather than attempting to explain the unexplainable or eff the ineffable.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #84 Weekly Horoscopes for 5/6-5/12, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 5/6-5/12, 2019

 

 Aries- Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Career are likely stalling your ambitions from moving forward at this time, which undoubtedly offends your usual full speed ahead mentality. Mercury and Uranus in your House of Self Worth will be conjunct by the middle of the week, no doubt fueling anxiety and motivating you to start venting on somebody if shit doesn’t start moving along the way it should. It is important now to try and remain patient and remember the old adage, “All things must pass.” Let Venus in your sign and Mars in your House of Communication give you a little tutorial on persuasion and charm, which will probably work out a lot better than smashing someone over the head with what you want them to do.

 

Taurus- Your usually placid nature could end up becoming quite anxiety ridden at this time as two very volatile planets that rule the nervous system, Mercury and Uranus, pass through your sign. The unsettledness of also having both Saturn and Pluto retrograde together in your House of Philosophy isn’t helping much, as those two will serve to either make you want to flee like a rat from a sinking ship or else set the house on fire for the insurance. Of course neither extreme is useful, so try and listen as charming Venus behind the scenes and Mars in your House of Self Worth attempt to motivate you to be resourceful and, most importantly, optimistic. Listen to Neptune in your House of Dreams as he aligns with a Cancer Moon midweek to try and steer you toward the high road…….and no, that doesn’t mean you should self medicate.

 

Gemini- Mercury and Uranus behind the scenes could motivate you to try and continue with a disingenuous strategy in regards to getting your way in a particular situation. At the same time, Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Transformation aligning with Neptune in your House of Public Image could end up making any subterfuges you attempt at this time appear quite transparent to anyone who is paying attention; in short, it’s likely that no one will believe your lies right now other than you, so a word to the wise…come clean and the mess in question may end up being manageable on the back end. Venus in your House of Groups and Mars in your sign will give you plenty of energy, although try to utilize this power slowly and steadily with a methodical plan rather than firing random shots in the air and hoping to hit something.

 

Cancer- The way things are now could be quite stressful for you as both Mercury and Uranus, the nervous system twins, come together to hold hands in your House of Groups. This doesn’t necessarily have to be like running into the two creepy little girls from “The Shining,” particularly if you can decide to focus instead on keeping a smile on your face, especially as Venus passes through your House of Public Image and aligns with Mars behind the scenes. If you can adopt a “kill them with kindness” attitude, then you just might stand a chance as Saturn and Pluto ravage your House of Open Enemies and cause some long term adversaries to shoot themselves in the foot instead of abusing you with their hubris. You will be having a personal New Moon this week as well, so let Neptune in your House of Philosophy lead you beyond a need for childish emotional safety to the higher ground of spiritual enlightenment. Namaste.

 

Leo- As a fixed sign you like things to be regular and dependable, although right now with Mercury and Uranus colliding in your House of Career things on the job are anything but, especially as the Moon in your sign during the week could see you losing control of yourself if someone else’s incompetence ends up foiling any of your well laid plans for the coming weekend. If you find yourself asking in exasperation, “what am I doing in this madhouse,” don’t expect either Saturn or Pluto in your House of Routines to tell you what you’d like to hear, particularly with Neptune in your House of Transformation waiting around for things to change on their own when you need to change them yourself.

 

Virgo- Have you had enough yet? Mercury and Uranus skidding into each other in your House of Philosophy would indicate that perhaps you have, particularly with Venus in your House of Transformation squaring off against both Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity, making it hard to continue doing the same thing over and over while hoping for a different outcome. On the other hand, Jupiter retrograde in your House of Foundations is aligning quite beneficially with Venus, meaning that perhaps the universal plan all along was that you’d need to get pissed off before you would actually act in your own best interest and do something different? Maybe up until now it was just easier to complain and remain complacent? As the Sun aligns with Neptune in your House of Relationships (and Open Enemies) perhaps now you’re seeing exactly how a partner has been manipulating you by acting like they’re so disappointed all the time?

 

Libra- With the Sun, Mercury, and Uranus all going through your House of Transformation, expect the unexpected this week. Venus in your House of Relationships will be aligning with lucky Jupiter as it retrogrades through your House of Communication, meaning that perhaps there is a good chance that a seed you sowed sometime in the past may actually bear some surprising fruit. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Foundations have been sounding the death knell on the old you and the outmoded circumstances of your past, so is it really a surprise that eventually a dark night of the soul would turn into a brand new day as the world turns? Mars in your House of Philosophy would indicate that if something does unexpectedly change for the better, you’d do well to be ready to hop aboard that tramp steamer as it sets sail to some unexpected destination where the new you awaits!

 

Scorpio- Having both Uranus and Mercury conjunct in your House of Relationships now might mean that somebody close may surprise you this week, which could be either a good thing or a bad thing. Neptune in your House of Creativity and Fun aligning with Mercury could mean that you’ll weather this surprise with the necessary aplomb, although you may still be weirded out by the circumstances anyway. Venus in your House of Health aligning nicely with Jupiter retrograde in your House of Self Worth could have you finally understanding the cumulative effects of a course you’ve been pursuing for a while, meaning that where once your life had seemed rudderless, now you’re following a definite course due north to feeling better. As the Lunar Arc transits across the top of your chart expect to be a little more in demand than usual, although over the weekend you may just want to do your own thing despite the good intentions of others……No worries.

 

Sagittarius- Jupiter retrograde in your sign this week will be aligning with charming Venus in your House of Creativity and Romance, so don’t be surprised if an old flame resurfaces with a new box of matches. Of course at the same time Venus will also be squaring both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Self Worth, therefore, make sure that this blast from the past isn’t looking to burn down your self esteem again rather than toasting marshmallows next to a cozy fire. Mercury and Uranus together in your House of Routines could be the writing on the wall that this aforementioned individual will be a disruptive influence indeed, although that may be just what you need to determine once and for all whose interests should start coming first in your interactions with others. You can do bad all by yourself.

 

Capricorn- Responsibilities, responsibilities, responsibilities, so what else is new? Mars in your House of Routines aligning with Venus at your Foundation may have you craving an escape from your perceived servitude, although Jupiter retrograde behind the scenes aligning with the aforementioned couple might try to suggest that it’s not an escape you need but rather peace of mind. Neptune in your House of Thinking and Short Journey’s will likely suggest meditation or some other esoteric modality and you should probably give it a try if it seems like it might help. Why? Because as Mercury and Uranus bump into each other in your House of Creativity you could encounter a bizarre challenge that has transcendence written all over it if you can just see the forest for the trees. “Somewhere over the rainbow” could be somewhere inside of yourself if you can just manage to experience your mind for once as something other than a dictionary of pejorative terms.

 

Aquarius- As the Sun, Mercury, and Uranus all pass through your House of Home and Family, you may find yourself feeling very anxious about the security of you and yours. Of course it sucks to feel this way, but with Mars in your House of Creativity, Venus in your House of Communication, and Jupiter retrograde in your House of Dreams and Groups, perhaps the only way your hopes for safety can come true is if you are motivated to follow your intuition out of the box of fearful logic that has you trapped in a past that no longer exists? Of course Saturn and Pluto retrograde have a lot to do with this negative motivation, so rather than partaking in it again, why don’t you instead recognize how doing the same thing over and over hasn’t gotten the result you wanted? No doubt faith will have more than a little bit to do with your ability to change, so as Neptune enters your House of Self Worth be ready to turn paranoia into perceptiveness with a little help from your friends.

 

Pisces- Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Groups squaring Venus in your House of Self Worth could have you feeling very insecure about being judged harshly in the future, or even failing to attain a goal you’ve set for yourself. On the other hand, Jupiter retrograde in your House of Career  aligning nicely with Venus would probably indicate that you’re better prepared than you think for any challenges that may be awaiting you. That’s not to say though that shit won’t get weird, or even crazy, particularly with Mercury and Uranus joining together in your House of Communication and local activities. The trick here is to realize that state of mind is everything, especially as Neptune in your sign lines up with a very practical Sun in Taurus and your House of Thinking. As a famous Occultist used to say, “It’s all in your head, you just don’t know how big your head is.”

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #83 Weekly Horoscopes for 4/29-5/5, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 4/29-5/5, 2019

 

 Aries- Mercury and Venus in your sign now aligning with Mars in your House of Communication will have you schmoozing with anyone who’ll listen, although with Saturn and Pluto both retrograde in your House of Career don’t necessarily expect anything substantial to come from all your networking. Jupiter is retrograde as well in your House of Philosophy and for a brief time he will align with Mercury, meaning that for all the attention you’re trying to garner around what you’re doing, perhaps you should instead consider revamping any upcoming presentations so that they’re more likely to express who you truly are rather than what you think others want to hear With individualistic Uranus, the Sun, and a New Moon in your House of Self Worth, this is a time when you should just be yourself without any apologies……Do you and do it proud!

 

Taurus- This week the New Moon is in your sign along with iconoclastic Uranus, meaning that this is a time for you to move forward into some new territory, whatever that may entail. Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Philosophy represent the writing on the wall in regards to what no longer is working out the way you’d like, so as they both align with Neptune in your House of Dreams why don’t you try to let circumstances influence you toward considering something completely different rather than just a minor variation on a familiar theme that you’ve become far too comfortable with? Mercury and Venus behind the scenes lining up with Mars in your House of Self Worth could serve to stimulate some unexpected impatience at this time that may very well likely end up turning into a real itch for adventure that needs to be scratched…..So, what are you waiting for?

 

Gemini- Mars in your sign now is a real motivator and as he aligns with Mercury and Venus in your House of Dreams be willing to step out of your comfort zone. Saturn and Pluto are doing their own unique brand of Chaos Magick in your House of Transformation, so be willing to accept fortuitous accidents instead of bemoaning that your expectations haven’t been met. Neptune in your House of Career squaring Venus is a very definite warning not to sh*t where you eat, so steer clear of that sexy new stranger at work; there may be lots of overtime, but it won’t pay. The New Moon this week will be behind the scenes for you and with rebellious Uranus there as well be careful not to bite your nose off to spite your face just because someone pisses you off. Take a deep breath and move on, or else hold your breath to get what you want until you pass out, it’s up to you.

 

Cancer- With this week’s New Moon in your House of Dreams it may be time for you to re-evaluate your hopes and aspirations for the future. Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Partnerships will no doubt have you reviewing past disappointments, however, try not to let that get you down, although that may be tough with Mars behind the scenes still squaring Neptune in your House of Philosophy and making it seem like a real uphill climb just to be able to hold the line. Jupiter retrograde in your House of Work could be a bummer if you let it, although on the other hand it could also serve as a boost if you’re willing to focus on your Health instead of whatever you don’t have. After all, health is wealth so make sure you’re not taking it for granted. As far as the other circumstances you’re worrying about, that’ll all eventually change, just like it always does.

Leo- The New Moon this week is in your House of Career, which could signal a new beginning, especially since Uranus is also in your House of Career, although in the case of Uranus a new beginning could be something radical like an explosion rather than something benign, like an unexpected new dessert being served for dinner. Either way be ready for a change, particularly with Saturn and Pluto both retrograde in your House of Routines acting like a pair of terrorists regarding anything boring or easy in your life. Jupiter retrograde in your House of Creativity opposing Mars in your House of Dreams is likely asking you to reconsider what you have been giving up in exchange for safety and, even more important, what has this compromise been keeping you safe from? The unexpected? Yourself? As I said at the beginning get ready for something different. Different is good. Got it?

 

Virgo- Both the New Moon and Uranus in your House of Philosophy may have you concerned about just how stable your life is on various levels. With Neptune in your House of Partnerships squaring Mars in your House of Career and Public Image, some people may start judging you very harshly based on the company you keep. If you can’t understand how some of these characters you hob nob with are a problem then you may be in for a surprise, especially as Jupiter retrograde begins moving backwards into an opposition with Mars creating blowback from someone you can’t afford to alienate. Venus and Mercury in your House of Transformation are about transparency, so stop trying to tell people what isn’t their business and instead start acting like you have nothing to hide. If you’re clean they’ll just shut up, if you’re not then you’d better take the fifth and try to find the best lawyer you can.

 

Libra- The New Moon this week will be in your House of Transformation loosely aligning with Neptune in your House of Routines, meaning that you could gain a valuable insight now into something that you’ve been overlooking. Saturn and Pluto at your Foundation have been trying to get you to see the importance of changing your perspective on life, although like most folks nothing short of a crisis will make you pay attention to something you’d rather not deal with. But don’t get all depressed, whatever is about to change will be for the better if you’re willing to accept it and take action. Mars in your House of Philosophy should help to motivate you as Jupiter retrograde in your House of Communication brings you good news about something you may have invested in a while back and forgotten about. If luck starts falling from the trees make sure you’re paying attention so you can bend down and pick it up.

 

Scorpio- Mars going through your House of Transformation and squaring Neptune in your House of Creativity could be blinding you now in regards to the possibilities of things better in your life. On the other hand, the New Moon in your House of Relationships is having a much more beneficial association with Neptune, so if you can come out form under that little rain cloud that’s been following you around you’ll see that you have a really great support system that’s not going to let you fade away into a dark little cocoon of depression. Mercury and Venus in your House of Health are like wise having a much better relationship with Mars than Neptune is, so if you’re willing to do what it takes to make things better then you’ll probably earn the privilege to look back on this time and understand it was the Universe showing you what you were made of, rather than the end of the good times.

 

Sagittarius- The New Moon will be in your House of Health this week aligning with Neptune at your Foundation, meaning that if you’re willing to make the effort then you could manage  to lose weight, or get into better shape, or lick an uncomfortable malady that’s been plaguing you for a while. The operative term here is willing, especially with Mercury and Mars aligning in your Houses of Creativity and Partnerships respectively, which undoubtedly together speak to seeking help through a mentor or support group to aid in starting to bring about some beneficial changes into your life. Jupiter is your ruling planet and it is expansive by nature, but since it’s retrograde now, you need to look at this time in your life as a period for reflection rather than answers, so that when Jupiter eventually goes direct your naturally adventurous nature can move forward unfettered.

 

Capricorn- The New Moon this week is in your House of Creativity and it will be aligning with Neptune in your House of Communication. This is a particularly visionary influence, so if you’ve got any bright new ideas it’s very important that you put them to paper, or canvas, or into photoshop, or wherever, in order to have them on record for further possible development in the future. Mercury and Venus racing through your Foundation area should make you particularly resourceful at this time, especially since they are both aligning with Mars in your House of Routines and providing a surplus of energy for just about anything you want to do. Of course Saturn and Pluto are still in your sign and since they’re both retrograde now this is undoubtedly an editing face in your life, therefore, be willing to change what needs to be changed in order for one of those visions we started out discussing to manifest into a reality.

 

Aquarius- The New Moon at your Foundation will be aligning with Neptune in your House of Self Worth, which means that you can afford to reveal your softer side at this time. Now some may be surprised by this sensitive side of you, but how do you feel about it? Particularly since you’ve been cultivating this “badass” image ever since Saturn and Pluto have been shredding your ego behind the scenes and you’ve misinterpreted it by feeling a need to overcompensate. Mercury and Venus in your House of Communication is making you a silver tongued devil now and as they both line up with Mars in your House of Creativity, you could end up really waxing poetic in spite of yourself. I guess what I’m trying to say is that the world will only be surprised you’re a mensch if you’re surprised by it. Are you?

 

Pisces- Some recent challenges may have you feeling on shaky ground as Mars at your Foundation squares Neptune in your sign. The antidote for this should be the New Moon in your House of Communication aligning with Neptune in the form of some good news or a lucky break that allows you some extra breathing room in regards to a deadline for an assignment or an overdue bill. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Groups are now both retrograde, so it is important that you tie up any remaining loose ends, especially with Jupiter also retrograde in your House of Career. This is a cycle in your life that is not yet about an end or a beginning, but rather about how comfortable you are with yourself within the vacuum of any given moment as it unfolds. As the saying goes, “Be Here Now,” and you will always be exactly where you should be.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #82 Weekly Horoscopes for 4/22-4/28, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 4/22-4/28, 2019

 

 Aries- Mercury and Venus in your sign should make you a bit of a chatty Kathy this week, especially since Mars (your ruling planet) is also in your House of Communication. At the same time, the Sun will be conjunct with Uranus in your House of Self Worth, perhaps transforming an initial desire for chit-chat into some downright outspokenness. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Public Image is about loss and gain, so maybe it’s about time for you to shed an inherited image that is safe and exchange it for one that represents the truth of who you are? Neptune behind the scenes could have you doubting yourself and worrying if anyone could ever love you as you really are, but there’s only one way to find out, and with Jupiter retrograde in your House of Philosophy don’t necessarily assume things can’t or won’t change from what they were.

 

Taurus- With the Sun and Uranus currently in your sign you may seem more rebellious than those around you are used to, however, with Mercury and Venus behind the scenes your desire is not to simply disrupt things, but to actually create a better situation for everyone involved. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Philosophy and Neptune in your House of Groups are the brain trust and humanitarian force behind your recent uncharacteristic aggressiveness, and as they work together be willing to push the envelope in a matter that you’re convinced needs to change. You’re the visionary here so don’t let someone else with an ax to grind talk you into thinking you need to examine your conscience. “I see said the blind man, but he couldn’t see at all.”

 

Gemini- Mars in your sign is making you feel invincible and Mercury in the aggressive sign of Aries is probably causing you to shoot your mouth off more than you should. I know you’re feeling it, but don’t be surprised if there’s some scorching blow back as a result. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Transformation will require you to be responsible for everything you say, which should not be taken lightly, especially with Neptune in your House of Public Image creating an air of suspicion as to what your actual motives may be.  The Sun and Uranus behind the scenes could be either an “I don’t give a shit” attitude on your part, or someone else’s “Screw You” sentiments, neither one though bodes well for a stable and balanced future if you stay on your current course.

 

Cancer- The landscape all around you is changing so it’s time to change your M.O. as well. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Partnerships is about letting shit go and building a new future, while Neptune in your House of Philosophy is about enlightenment, meaning you’re no longer the person you were so don’t go thinking things will always turn out the way they once did. Mercury and Venus in your House of Career should motivate you to get out there and start looking for opportunities, while at the same time the Sun and Uranus in your House of Groups will be motivating you to get out there and proudly “Do You”…..whatever that may mean. Mars behind the scenes could be either a distraction or a motivating force, so let’s hope Jupiter retrograde in your House of Work will help you to understand your recent experiences so that you’ll be able to use their lessons wisely.

 

Leo- What do you want to be when you grow up? You may be doing one thing to pay the bills, while at the same time dreaming or dabbling in something else to satisfy your soul. With the Sun and Uranus in your House of Career, now would be a good time to explore a secret (or not so secret) passion and see if you can make a buck at it. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Work will prevent you from getting too crazy with this, while at t he same time Neptune in your House of Transformation will help you to explore the possibility of experimenting with a vision in order to see if it’s a possibility for the future. The mantra of Mercury and Venus in your House of Philosophy will be, “Why not?” while at the same time Mars in your House of Dreams will be saying, “Go for it.” With that much popular opinion in favor for trying something new, how can you not run your idea up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes it?

 

Virgo- If it feels like a fog has enveloped you and a partner so that almost nothing seems clear anymore in your interactions then it probably means that Neptune in your House of Relationships is calling in its I.O.U’s. If you would hope to keep this situation under your control, then communication will be imperative. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Romance were initially the culprits who brought this whole subject up, although now that it’s in crisis mode these two will also offer the insights to deal with any issues that you thought Neptune would help you sweep under the rug. Mercury and Venus in your House of Transformation is about directly acknowledging how you and your partner are different and why this has secretly annoyed both of you to no end. It’s strange that things have gotten to this point, especially since your differences were initially what drew you to one another. It’s a thin line between love and hate, so try and be mathematical and imagine an infinite line…..Then work to stay on it.

 

Libra- The Sun and Uranus in your House of Transformation are compelling you now to move forward into uncharted territories, and although you are not entirely sure of where it is you’re going, somehow it feels right…..or does it? If change brought what we already knew then it wouldn’t be change, would it? Saturn and Pluto have been rebuilding you from the inside out for a while and Neptune has been disappearing things out of your life like a fist when you open your hand, but to what end? Who’s to say, although with Mercury and Venus in your House of Partnerships and Mars in your House of Philosophy you should be willing to let yourself be influenced by situations and ideas that don’t seem so cut and dry in order to develop some new ideas of your own. “Cha, cha, cha, changes……turn and face the strain.”

 

Scorpio- As Mars passes through your House of Transformation and squares Neptune in your House of Fun, it would be very easy for you now to fall into a funk about your current circumstances. On the other hand, Mercury and Venus in your House of Health and the Sun and Uranus in your House of Relationships are working overtime together to counteract any hang dog attitude you might currently possess by instead providing an antidote of love and support that should end up lasting you far longer than whatever challenges you may be currently facing. In addition, Saturn and Pluto are pitching in to help you rebuild in this unstable time as they transform the illusions of Neptune and Mars into the brick and mortar of a new life that lies ahead. “Do not go gentle into that good night, rage, rage against the dying of the light.”

 

Sagittarius- Jupiter retrograde now in your sign marks a time when reflection on certain matters would serve you well. Let’s begin with Neptune transiting through your House of Home and Family. This could be a particularly insidious influence, especially since it is now squaring Mars in your House of Relationships, meaning that it would be very important for you  to consider how your family’s demands over the years has influenced your current relationship (or lack thereof). Contrast that with Mercury and Venus going through your House of Fun and Romance, which are in beneficial aspect to the aforementioned Mars in your Relationships area, and maybe the time has come for you to acknowledge all you’ve denied yourself because of another’s needs? Saturn and Pluto in your House of Self Worth are there for you as well if you decide you want to experiment with some tough love (for them) and TLC (for you). Do it and it will be so.

 

Capricorn- I’m going to keep it upbeat this week, I promise. Let’s start off with the Sun and Uranus in your House of Creativity and Romance. So, what do you want, creative freedom or a stimulating fling? Either is within the realm of possibilities with these two if you’re willing to get out there and engage. On the other hand, Jupiter retrograde behind the scenes may have you feeling a little guilty about indulging yourself, but since that’s your usual M.O. all Mercury and Venus would have to say to that is “boring” as they align with virile Mars in your House of Health to promote the age old maxim, “All work and no play makes Jack (Jill) a dull boy (girl). The Moon will begin it’s Lunar Arc this week in your sign, but as the days go by it will progress into your Houses of Self Worth and Communication respectively, thereby motivating you to get out there and engage, which brings us back to where we started with the Sun and Uranus…….Party!!!

 

Aquarius- You usually have lots of ideas, but this week with Mars in your House of Creativity aligning with Mercury and Venus in your House of Communication the time has come for you to focus on one thing and run with it. Of course Neptune in your House of Self Worth will make the argument not to limit yourself, but the reality is that the time has come for you to deal with the Psychology of how you avoid testing your confidence by being unwilling to focus on one thing at a time and then seeing it through. Deep, huh? The Sun and Uranus going through your House of Foundations could help a lot with this, but of course you’ll have to face what the nature of rebellion has really been about for you; needing to be yourself, or needing the attention of others? Go ahead, sit down, would you like a glass of water? I know this is a lot.

 

Pisces- Your desire for change is strong right now, almost as strong as your fear of it. Which of the two will win? Mars at your Foundation is shaking things up, but as long as it squares Neptune in your sign you won’t leave your comfort zone. On the other hand, Mercury and Venus in your House of Self Worth are tickling you and creating an itch that must be scratched. The Sun and Uranus together in Taurus now are a revolutionary pair, however revolution for its own sake is madness, there must also be an overall holistic need to change and then the subsequent turmoil becomes the process of natural selection instead of the process of destruction. Jupiter in your House of Career has you dreaming (and longing) but since the King of the Planets is retrograde now, perhaps he’s urging you to err on the side of caution and be patient for the time being with the process of change rather than the mere fantasies results?

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #81 Weekly Horoscopes for 4/15-4/21, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 4/15-4/21, 2019

 

 Aries- With Mercury and Venus both entering your sign this week, plus a Full Moon in partnership oriented Libra, it would be a good idea for you to be out there schmoozing it up and being fabulous. The Sun entering your House of Self Worth and joining hands with Uranus is a further indication that not only do you need to be out there, but it is also imperative for you to be doing your own thing. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Career have been putting you through some steps as of late, however, the ability to dot every “i” and cross every “t” in whatever you’re doing will eventually bring you all your hoped for rewards in due time. Mars in your House of Communication and the adaptable sign of Gemini would further indicate a need to remain flexible……so let’s see that stretch……one, two…..one two.

 

Taurus- As the week develops, there may be a slight disconnect between what you’d like to do and what you have to do. Mercury and Venus behind the scenes will have you daydreaming of everything from sitting on the beach with a piña colada to watching a great performance at Lincoln Center, while the Full Moon in your House of Work and Routines will be providing a steady stream of responsibilities that will demand your attention. What could make this even more stressful is that the Sun will be entering your sign this week and conjuncting rebellious Uranus, an aspect under which it will be very hard for to do anything you’re not feeling. The ultimate determinant though may turn out to be Saturn and Pluto in your House of Philosophy enforcing that old school work ethic you were raised with……Heave ho….O-lee-o…….Heave ho…..O-lee-o.

 

Gemini- Mars in your sign is certainly giving you a boost right now although the question is, are you using this energy to pull things together or are you just getting distracted? Mercury and Venus entering your House of Groups will no doubt see you in demand and busy, busy, busy, while the Full Moon in your House of Creativity could require you to partner up with someone you generally don’t like but who could really end up helping you. The Sun and Uranus coming together behind the scenes could make it very hard for you to pretend to be something you’re not, although with Neptune in your House of Public Image no one really knows who you are anyway, right? Best to err here on the side of caution here and let Jupiter retrograde in your House of Partnerships lead you to a more enlightened way of dealing with people……In other words, don’t act like you know everything when you don’t.

 

Cancer- With Mercury and Venus entering your House of Public Image this week you will be sparkling more than usual. Combine that with the Full Moon in Libra and you could end up being quite popular now. Jupiter retrograde in your House of Health will likely have you focusing on your appearance, so if you’d like to lose some weight or be in better shape now is the time to get some beneficial routines going. Mars behind the scenes will probably be spurring you on to get a million things done, while Neptune in your House of Philosophy could be making you feel like you’re not getting anything done. The truth is somewhere in the middle, so just make sure you’re doing what you think is important, especially since The Sun meeting up with Uranus in your House of Dreams won’t let you waste your time if you’re not feeling it.

 

Leo- As Venus and Mercury enter your House of Philosophy and The Sun and Uranus come together in your House of Public Image, you may just stop giving a shit what other people think of you and finally start being serious about how you think of yourself. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Routines have been dumping a lot of changes in your way and at the same time Neptune in your House of Transformation has turned you into a bit of a doormat in so far as not wanting to step on anyone’s toes. Subservient doesn’t fit your sign very well, so why don’t you try listening to Mars in your House of Groups as he tries to light a fire under your ass in regards to pushing back for your own self interests? The Full Moon will be passing through the Via Combusta or “Fiery Way” this week, so continue speaking softly if you’d like, but make sure you also have a big stick handy and you’re willing to use it.

 

Virgo- With Neptune in your House of Relationships aligning with Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity, you may be thinking to yourself, “I’ve been following the rules like a good camper and being patient for a while, yet nothing seems to be changing? If that’s the case then as The Sun and Uranus come together in your House of Philosophy and Mercury and Venus enter your House of Transformation, it may just be time for you to give someone the finger and do what you damn well feel like. Why not? Being patient wasn’t a waste, so don’t feel foolish, instead you were actually building momentum so that the finger you’ve just expressed yourself with will be more like a “tally-ho” than a “shove it” and, since we all know how important it is for you to be nice, that means you’ll actually get the chance to have your cake and eat it too. You go girl (or guy)!!!

 

Libra- As the Moon goes gloriously full this week at a karmic degree in your sign and Mercury and Venus enter your House of Partnerships, be willing to reach out a little more than you’re used to; you might just get a surprise. The Sun and Uranus will be joining together in your House of Transformation, so make sure you’re not looking at needing help as a sign of weakness, after all, those two together are entirely about uniqueness and innovation, meaning that people may be willing to be of assistance to you because you can benefit them as well. As Mars in your House of Philosophy pulls ever closer to Neptune in your House of Work, you may feel a sense of foreboding, like you’re heading in the wrong direction or something is going to go awry. Try to keep in mind that those two are the glass half empty twins and every wise person knows the glass is neither half empty nor half full…..it’s just half. If you don’t believe me then ask Saturn and Pluto in your House of Foundation, those two have been downloading a whole lot of reality to you over the past months. Try to breathe and keep the faith.

 

Scorpio- Mercury and Venus entering your House of Health this week could bring you some good news if you’ve been feeling under the weather. Combine that with a Full Moon behind the scenes in the balanced sign of Libra and you may actually find that for the first time in a while you have hope for a better future, even if right now you don’t really feel all that great. The Sun and Uranus in your House of Partnerships could see you doing a 360 in a friendship, especially if another person hasn’t really been all that much of a friend recently in your time of need. After all, you can do bad all by yourself.  Jupiter retrograde in your House of Self Worth may have you looking at life a lot differently now as you contemplate all you’ve been through recently, while Mars (your ruling planet) in your House of Death and Transformation is there to get you through this, just try to take it easy and let the healing begin.

 

Sagittarius- As Jupiter goes retrograde in your sign this may be a time when you have to take one step back before you can go two steps forward. Mercury and Venus will be entering your House of Creativity and as they offer you a flood of new ideas, the Full Moon in your House of Dreams and the balanced sign of Libra will require you to do some editing first before charging forward with any inspirations. The Sun and Uranus in your House of Routines could find you either streamlining one of your daily drudgeries or abandoning it all together, after all, sometimes progress is about getting rid of shit that’s in the way instead of just adding something new because you’re bored. Of course Saturn and Pluto are still there in your House of Self Worth, so if you can keep in mind that less is more perhaps a little more self confidence will be your pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

 

Capricorn- I promise that this week I won’t mention Saturn and Pluto in your sign……whoops, sorry. What you no doubt need is some inspiration, right? Okay, then let’s discuss this week’s Full Moon in your House of Career, especially since it’s opposing both Mercury and Venus entering your House of Foundations, meaning that if you can work yourself up into being a little more social than usual there could be some real surprises in store. The Sun and Uranus are coming together in your House of Creativity and Fun, so if you’re feeling inspired to write your masterpiece or drink a whole bottle of wine by yourself then do it (preferably not together though if you ever want to look at what you did afterwards and not feel dumb). But I digress, after all, we’re talking about hope here, right? With Mars in your House of Health if you really want to feel better you oughta just go out and exercise; run around, chop some wood, just don’t let shit fester inside you right now, okay?

 

Aquarius- Has anyone ever accused you of not listening? I mean why would they, right? But just for arguments sake let’s just say that someone at some time has said that to you. Well, with the Full Moon this week in your House of Philosophy opposing Mercury and Venus in your House of Communication, you may just be more inclined to use your ears now rather than your voice. In fact, with Saturn and Pluto behind the scenes you should be especially sharp at this time so, if someone does try to sell you any snake oil you’ll be able to deconstruct their BS immediately, provided of course you were listening. Now do you get it? It’s not about letting anyone else take center stage away from you, instead it’s about Jedi mind tricks and breaking out of your comfort zone, which The Sun and Uranus will be right there to help you with. Mr. Saturn hasn’t shared a Haiku in a while, but here’s one for you;

 

“The Silence is the

Teacher whose approval we

Most benefit from”

 

Pisces- As Mercury and Venus go through your House of Self Worth, you may feel a burning need to express your opinion in a touchy situation, however, with the Full Moon in your House of Sharing it may be the better part of valor for you to keep your mouth shut and let someone else discover something on their own time. As The Sun and Mars move through your House of Communication and Short Journey’s, take their iconoclastic lead if you really need to do something and then perhaps choose to exit a situation rather than making comments that will no doubt lead to further heated words. Mars going through your Foundation Area and moving into a testy angle with Neptune could find you feeling pessimistic about whether or not you’re being understood by someone close. At this point we’re back to where we started, so I guess you’ll just have to bite your tongue and be patient.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #80 Weekly Horoscopes for 4/8-4/14, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 4/8-4/14, 2019

 

 Aries- To paraphrase a well known classic, “It is the best of times, it is the worst of times.” As the Sun passes through your sign to align with Jupiter in your House of Philosophy it brings high hopes, while at the same time it is also squaring Saturn and Pluto in your House of Career to bring both challenges and change. The presence of Mercury, Venus, and Neptune behind the scenes could contribute to either your illusions or enlightenment, depending of course on whether your sense of self comes from within or if it is merely a reflection of the current fashions and judgments of others. Uranus in your House of Self Worth is a knee jerk reaction waiting to happen, which Mars in your House of Communication could turn into a notorious incident if you’re so inclined. As the Lunar Arc travels across your Houses of Foundation and Creativity, try to see the forest for the trees when it comes to your actions and consider the saying, “an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. Salud!

 

Taurus- Jupiter going station/retrograde in your House of Transformation and aligning with the Sun behind the scenes could mean that the initial excitement of a recent situation is about to turn into a considerably less glorious responsibility in the near future.  Saturn and Pluto in your House of Philosophy have been trying to tell you, “be careful what you wish for,” but since you’ve gotten what you wanted now you’re  going to need them to be your maintenance team. Just make sure you don’t allow Mercury, Venus, and Neptune in your House of Groups to make you too much of a doormat. Just because some folks told you what you wanted to hear to get you interested, doesn’t mean they can take advantage of you once you’ve signed on the dotted line. In the meantime, I hope you like surprises because Uranus in your sign should be bringing home some doozies.. When all is said and done though, Mars in your House of Self Worth could be your best friend right now, as he gives you all the mojo you’ll likely need to swim this “English Channel” you have waiting.

 

Gemini- Mars entering your sign will likely provide a burst of energy, the question is where will you direct this power? Jupiter going station/retrograde in your House of Relationships and aligning with the Sun in your House of Dreams could be trying to tell you to pay attention to an association with someone important that you’ve let fall by the wayside. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Transformation have been trying to warn you of coming changes for a while, but now that they’re also aligning with both Mercury and Venus in your House of Public Image and Career make sure you don’t take anything for granted in regards to your future prospects and/or your reputation. “What have you done for me lately” may sound callous, but at least now others will know what it felt like when they blew you off. Payback can be a b*tch, so get ready to move ahead.

 

Cancer- As the Sun passes through your House of Career and aligns with Jupiter retrograde in your House of Work, expect some of the recent drama on the job to subside. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Partnerships has likely changed your tune regarding how much responsibility you’re willing to accept without knowing what’s in it for you, while at the same time Mercury, Venus, and Neptune in your House of Philosophy have inspired you to realize the difference between what you can change and what’s supposed to change you. Unfortunately, Uranus in your House of Groups will likely bring more lessons along this line as some unexpected craziness enters into your sphere. Go with these annoying developments as best you can and try not to get too caught up in thinking you could have avoided any of it; Uranus just rolls that way. Mars behind the scenes could inspire you to do some research and explore new possibilities, so try and look at this new motivation as the antidote for Uranus and go for it.

 

Leo- If you have been harboring any aspirations to do something different with your life, the Sun aligning with Jupiter going station/retrograde in your House of Creativity could mean that this is the time when that hope either dies forever, or else you finally get your ass in gear and decide to do something about it. With Mercury, Venus, and Neptune in watery Pisces and your House of Death and Transformation, you may have come to this realization in a painful way, nonetheless, you’ve seen what is necessary, now what do you want to do next? Saturn and Pluto in your House of Routines are there if you have to figure out how to make time for what you’d like to do, no matter how busy (or tired) you profess to be, while Uranus in your House of Career represents the part of you that’s “mad as hell and isn’t going to take it anymore.” As Mars traverses your House of Dreams dare to believe that you may be as talented as you’ve always dreamed…Now prove it!

 

Virgo- If you have been contemplating any home improvements or are even considering moving, Jupiter retrograde in your House of Home aligning with the Sun in your House of Transformation could mean that this is the time to either restructure or change your humble abode. Saturn and Pluto together in your House of Creativity is like having your own private contractors, so trust your ideas on what you want, but more importantly, believe that you can make it happen. Mercury, Venus, and Neptune in your House of Partnership could indicate that you may need to seek outside help in manifesting your visions and stop looking for approval from an unsupportive partner. With this in mind, let Uranus in your House of Philosophy inspire you to do something different than what hasn’t worked in the past and let Mars in your House of Public Image show the world you can be a mover and shaker on your own terms.

 

Libra- As Jupiter in your House of Communication goes station/retrograde and aligns with the Sun in your House of Partnerships, you may end up hearing from someone out of the past who can help you with a current problem. Saturn and Pluto at the bottom of your chart have been setting the stage for some big changes, however, sometimes auspicious circumstances can sneak in the back door instead of barging through the front. Mercury, Venus, and Neptune are all passing through your House of Work so let yourself be influenced by unexpected circumstances; you may be a lot better at improvising and flying by the seat of your pants than you ever suspected. Uranus in your House of Transformation and Mars in your House of Long Distance Communication may help to transport you to the exact place outside of your expectations that you need to be in order to succeed. Go with the flow!

 

Scorpio- Jupiter going retrograde this week and aligning with the Sun in your House of Health could make you feel overwhelmed if you have been under the weather. Mars in your House of Transformation should help you to keep up with all these new changes, although as he starts to approach a square with a stellium of planets in Pisces you may be longing for an escape. Where to go? Uranus in your House of Relationships may see you receiving an unexpected (and much needed) invitation from a friend to get away from your life for a while. You may not be able to go to Bali, but anywhere that would bring you to a different place in your head would be a welcome respite. Bon voyage!

 

Sagittarius- Jupiter going station/retrograde this week in your sign and aligning with the Sun in your House of Fun may be trying to tell you it’s time for a vacation. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Self Worth have been keeping your nose to the grindstone forever, but with Mercury, Venus, and Neptune crossing the bottom of your chart it looks like it’s time for you to sneak out for a little par-ty, if you get my drift. If you don’t, Uranus going through your House of Work and Mars going through your House of Enemies could see some crap go down at work that will find you saying to yourself, “I should of listened to Mr. Saturn and cashed in some of my time….now I gotta put up with this shit!”

 

Capricorn- If you have been putting off facing some issues either at home or within yourself, consider taking the time now to fix whatever it is that’s broke as Jupiter goes station/retrograde and aligns with the Sun. For a while now Saturn and Pluto in your sign have been putting the weight of the world on your shoulders and as they align with Mercury, Venus, and Neptune in your House of Communication this may be the time for you to find someone to speak with about how you feel, especially since problems tend to always seem bigger if we keep them bottled up inside. Uranus in your House of Creativity and Mars in your House of Health would further suggest that some form of Art Therapy or, for that matter, any sort of class would be an excellent way to de-stress and put things in perspective. In other words, take the time to do yourself a favor and try something new.

 

Aquarius- With Jupiter going through your House of Groups over the last few months it has probably felt like you’ve been on stage non-stop, 24/7. If that’s the case, then when the King of the Planets goes retrograde this week you might want to try to spend some time with those you’ve been neglecting. Mercury, Venus, and Neptune in your House of Self Worth will likely have you feeling more vulnerable than usual and as these planets align with Saturn and Pluto behind the scenes, getting together with loved ones at this time may just be about you needing them rather than their needing you out there protecting them from anything. Unpredictable Uranus going through your House of Family may furnish some surprises, particularly if you end up realizing that your home is your ballast rather than your career. With that said, take this respite you’ve managed to arrange as a time solely for fun and trust that your work will be waiting when you get back.

 

Pisces- If you’ve been on a roll as of late you might see things start to wind down this week as Jupiter goes station/retrograde in your House of Career. Of course you may not be happy about this, especially as Jupiter aligns with the Sun in your House of Self Worth and squares Mercury and Venus in your sign. You can’t be “on” all the time, so instead of taking this recent down cycle as an indication that maybe you’re losing it, instead look at this period as a time to re-evaluate and rejuvenate yourself in order to come back and kick some serious new ass in the coming weeks. Saturn and Pluto might very well have some constructive criticism to give about revamping your plans, so make sure you slow down and give them a listen; in terms of your long-term success you’ll be glad you did.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #79 Weekly Horoscopes for 4/1-4/7, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 4/1-4/7, 2019

 

Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars.

 

 

 

Aries- With Mercury, Venus, and Neptune all behind the scenes for you this week in the ultra-sensitive sign of Pisces you could find yourself feeling a lot more reflective and poetic than usual. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Public Image have been throwing you a lot of challenges as of late, which no doubt has transformed how you’ve been feeling about yourself. Jupiter in your House of Philosophy will have you pondering all of this and more as a New Moon in your sign compels you to move upward and onward through the anxiety and frustration that rebellious Uranus in rigid Taurus is causing in your House of Self Worth. If all this seems like it’s too much and you’re looking for an escape, Mars in your House of Local Affairs can no doubt furnish you with the necessary distractions. However, if you’re more concerned about finding the real you then I’m afraid you’re going to need to wade through a little more insecurity first. As the song goes, “The Harder they come, the harder they fall, one and all……”

 

Taurus- Now that unpredictable Uranus has entered your sign and will be there for the next 7 years, get ready to be dragged kicking and screaming out of your comfort zone. The New Moon in Aries behind the scenes this week will likely affect you like waving a red bandana in front of a Bull, but before you come charging out with your head down, realize that blindly reacting to circumstances out of annoyance can lead to some very ignoble outcomes. After all, it’s the matador who usually wins the bullfight while the bull ends up dead. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Philosophy are the dynamic duo that have been preparing you for this coming psychological revolution in your life, supported in turn by wise Jupiter in your House of Transformation. “All a man can do when death smiles at him is smile back….” If you can just manage to breathe and calm down for a second Neptune, Mercury, and Venus in your House of Groups are precisely the teachers who can show you how to relax and go with the flow…….So, with all due respect, shut up and listen.

 

Gemini- Neptune, Mercury, and Venus in your House of Public Image aligning with Saturn and Pluto in your House of Transformation are all no doubt bringing out your most chameleonic tendencies (which are considerable) however, try not to thumb your nose too much at your detractors now. The New Moon in aggressive Aries and your House of Groups could see a concerted effort by those who are not fans to not only bring you down, but to throw your ass out as well. Mars in your sign will make you want to come out swinging and no doubt Uranus behind the scenes would concur. With that in mind, watch your mouth and try to make sure that whomever it is you think you’re fighting doesn’t turn out to be yourself. Biting off that nose of yours to spite your face would be stupid, stupid, stupid.

 

Cancer- This week’s New Moon in impetuous Aries will be in your House of Public Image, which could mean it’s makeover time!!! Mars behind the scenes will likely serve as a major motivating factor behind this attitude, while at the same time rebellious Uranus in your House of Groups will make it hard for you to give up all those bad habits that you just love to engage in with your friends. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Friends (and enemies) will probably be asking you to review all those who currently have security clearances in your life, after all, you don’t want your fondest hopes and dreams being dashed by a hater camouflaged as a besty who encourages you to burn bridges today and worry about shit tomorrow. Neptune, Mercury, and Venus in your House of Philosophy will be all about love, however, make sure you’re planting those seeds in your own garden before you worry about undermining yourself to please somebody else.

 

Leo- With the New Moon in Aries in your House of Philosophy and Neptune, Mercury, and Venus all in the mutable, touchy-feely sign of Pisces and your House of Transformation, the notion of changing anything in your life now probably seems like a somewhat cool but distant idea. Be careful of making “should I or shouldn’t I” your mantra, especially with Saturn and Pluto in your House of Daily Routines keepin’ it real with responsibility after responsibility and Uranus in your House of Career throwing you curveball after curveball until you can hit the junk. You need to do something besides maintaining your status quo, especially when the users and takers have you hamstrung with their quid pro quo. Jupiter in your House of Creativity won’t be there forever, so this is the time for you to think big and bust a move…and I don’t mean on the Playstation!!!

 

Virgo- This week’s fiery New Moon in Aries will be in your House of Transformation, while at the same time you’ll be having Neptune, Mercury, and Venus pirouetting through your House of Relationships next door. Translation? Don’t let a partner distract you from what you know you need to do for yourself. Have your radar up and all your feelers out; if they can’t bully you then they’ll try to manipulate you by whining or crying or whatever other evil, pathetic device they can come up with. Uranus in your House of Philosophy will give you two choices on how to deal with this kind of bullshit; stress yourself out or do what you gotta do. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity have been preparing you for this so be willing to kamikaze your way to your dreams if necessary. That means if they try to make it them or the relationship, pull the pin on the grenade because I have news for you; they…..ain’t……going…..anywhere. This is a power struggle and you have the power! Get it? Got it? Good!!!

 

Libra- Saturn and Pluto at the root of your chart have been shaking your world like an earthquake for the past few months and now Neptune, Mercury, and Venus are making your daily life seem like the funhouse hall of mirrors in “The Lady From Shanghai.” There are two ways this situation can be dealt with; you can destroy all the mirrors until you hit what’s real, or you can have fun, after all, it is a fun house and it’s not like you won’t eventually find your way out, right? The New Moon in your House of Partnerships would suggest help is on the way, so take a moment to think about how whoever is coming to your aid would react to ton of broken glass? See what I mean? Uranus in your House of Transformation would indicate you’re on the verge of crossing between worlds and Mars in your House of Philosophy would suggest that you should march proudly forward. You’re about to get the life you’ve earned……Now if that scares you, take a moment to think about exactly what it is you’ve been doing….and why?

 

Scorpio- We are body, mind, and spirit. This week’s New Moon will be in your House of Health and the martial sign of Aries, that’s your body. Neptune, Mercury, and Venus will be in the transcendental sign of Pisces and your House of Creativity, that’s your spirit. Saturn and Pluto, the planets of revolution, will be in your Third House and that’s your mind. You may be facing a specific challenge now in your life, but the possible rewards you could gain across the board by addressing this problem as a full spectrum issue affecting body, mind, and spirit will likely yield an outcome you never would have dreamed of. There is a popular saying, “The Buddha is in a blade of grass,” meaning the possibility for Buddhahood exists everywhere. If you can understand that then you will probably also realize that the Buddha exists within all of us as well. The trick to realizing your Buddhahood is to deal with your immediate reality as something that needs to be addressed by your body, mind, and spirit together. Do what you need to do, fully, and it will create the Buddha you were meant to be.

 

Sagittarius- Sag is an outgoing sign, but it is also an eccentric one, meaning that you Centaurs can be known to hide. With a lot of conflicting influences going on now in the heavens you might be thinking that the safest place for you to be is behind the scenes….wrong! Neptune, Mercury, and Venus at your Foundation would be encouraging you to stay out of sight, however the New Moon in Aries and your House of Fun is yelling “Party!!!” Saturn and Pluto in your House of Self Worth represent that sense of ambition you just can’t keep down, while Uranus in your House of Routines is likely telling you the status quo is bullshit, be a rebel. Of course this cross talk is confusing, but within chaos is an implicate order we just haven’t recognized yet and the only way to get a glimpse of the method behind the madness is to engage. In other words, get out there……because if you don’t, as Jimi Hendrix would say, “It’s Comin’ to gitcha”!!!!!

 

Capricorn- Saturn and Pluto in your sign now are probably causing you to want to keep things under wraps, but just like in the Handmaiden’s Tale there is a revolution brewing under the surface that can’t be denied. The New Moon in Aries at the bottom of your chart is setting the detonations, while Jupiter behind the scenes in his home sign of Sagittarius is passing out the revolutionary leaflets. Uranus in your House of Creativity is organizing the guerilla fighters and Neptune, Mercury, and Venus in your House of Communication are composing the anthem that will inflame people’s hearts and make them take to the streets. So how do you feel about this? Yay, or Meh….? You’re a tough sign, but do you want to continue to suffer in responsible silence or would you rather risk something in glorious uncertainty? I know, I know, you always get the tough questions.

 

Aquarius- If you’ve been holding back saying something that really needs to be expressed then I have some bad news; nothing is going to get better until you come clean. Saturn and Pluto behind the scenes are constantly reminding you what’s at risk if you buck the status quo, while on the other hand Neptune, Mercury, and Venus in your House of Self Worth represent your conscience that just won’t shut up. Likely it will all come down to the New Moon in Aries in your House of Communication, which will probably make you speak your peace with the same sense of urgency like being hungry makes one want to eat. Mars in your House of Creativity will also have a big role to play in this because, let’s face it, you’re bored with the rules and when it gets to that point, well, you just can’t help yourself, can you? Make sure you have the proper accelerant before you set that bridge on fire…. And oh yeah, an escape route too.

 

Pisces- Saturn and Pluto in your House of Dreams have held your nose to the grindstone for a long time now and even though you’re getting closer to a much anticipated goal you can’t help but feel a little ambivalent about the whole thing. Why is that? Having Neptune and Mercury so close together in your sign now doesn’t help, if anything those two are known for their mixed messages and vague, mirage-like ideas. The new Moon in Aries is also contributing to all this, but rather from a rebellious “do I really want this” point of view. Add to that Uranus in your House of Communication making you edgy so that you don’t want to talk about anything and, well, what is there to do? Finish what you started, that’s when things will begin to feel new and exciting.