Mr. Saturn’s Stars #99 Weekly Horoscopes for 9/2-9/8, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 9/2-9/8, 2019

 

 Aries- If you have been burning the candle at both ends as of late now would be a good time to take stock in your health as well as your sanity and consider getting rid of some of your bad habits and starting some newer, healthier ones. With four major planets in your House of Health and all of them at some point squaring Jupiter in your House of Philosophy, this would be the perfect time to rethink your youthful delusions about being immortal and realize that not taking care of yourself has consequences. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Career are making their own demands and as they align with Neptune behind the scenes it is important to realize that success without health is no success at all. Uranus in your House of Self Worth my have you feeling invincible but that’s just your fear about not being good enough wearing a disguise. Don’t begrudge yourself taking the time to eat right and get the appropriate rest.

 

Taurus- As Jupiter transits your House of Transformation you are no doubt feeling a deep need to expand beyond your current boundaries. Add to this the fact that the King of the Planets is squaring 4 major heavenly bodies in your House of Creativity and your agenda should be clear; take a risk, start an adventure, do something different, whatever, just don’t play it safe now if you can embark upon a journey into the unknown. With Saturn and Pluto both retrograde in your House of Philosophy, your usual paralysis in the face of the status quo has been lifted and with Neptune in your House of Dreams your inspiration level should be on high alert too. What has been setting the stage for all this wanderlust and curiosity though has been Uranus, the planet of rebellion and innovation, rabble rousing in your sign. Right now the natural order for you is a tsunami not a cricket match at Downton Abbey……..So get going, embrace the Twilight Zone!

 

Gemini- If life has been on your case as of late your tendency will probably be to circle the wagons around the homestead and hunker down, especially with 4 planets now in your House of Symbolic Foundations and the worrisome sign of Virgo. In addition, all of these Virgo planets are also being squared by Jupiter in your House of Partnerships, meaning that what we likely have here is a recipe for coming off as either arrogant or secretive when it is of the utmost importance for you to make others believe that you are willing to be transparent and work things out. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Transformation aligning with Neptune in your House of Career will also tend to make you seem as if you’re trying to hide something and since you probably are, Uranus behind the scenes would like to have you believe no one can tell you what to do anyway……..Oh well, if you think that approach will work, try it, see what happens.

 

Cancer- Whether you like it or not everyone at work is looking to you to do the right thing. So, whatcha gonna do? Four major planets in your House of Communication and the do it by the book sign of Virgo are all squaring noble Jupiter in your House of Work, meaning that whether you are a supervisor who has to stand up for what’s best for the group or an employee who has to stand up for their rights the buck is going to stop with you. Neptune in your House of Philosophy will probably make you want to compromise, but both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Partnerships will be trying to make the case for nothing short of a revolution. Of course everyone around you will have a different opinion, some good, some dumb, although with Uranus in your House of Groups the right decision will be probably be made spontaneously after an emergency of some sort, so trust your intuition and do what you feel is right and you just might be at the top of the ant hill when the dust settles.

 

Leo- Sometimes the shit hits the fan because that’s the only thing that will motivate certain types of people out of their complacency and into necessary action. Right now four major planets are in your House of Self Worth and together they are aligning with both Saturn and Pluto in your House of Work as they all try to spur you on to take the tiger by the tail on the job. Meanwhile, Jupiter in your House of Creativity is preparing a strategy to save the day, just like Batman when everything is at its darkest. If this is all sounding a bit melodramatic that’s because if someone doesn’t pump you up you will likely try to rationalize doing absolutely nothing as the most efficient and practical course of action in order not to be hassled or inconvenienced. Boo hoo hoo…..Stop whining. You are the most capable person in the situation and while you may not lose anything by standing by and watching the ship go down, on the other hand you might just gain some unexpected perks and advancement by a willingness to have an opinion and act on it.

 

Virgo- With four major planets in your sign now this is your time. The Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars are a potent quartet for anything that needs to be communicated, created, or improvised, particularly as they all square expansive Jupiter in  your House of Foundations. Add to this Neptune in your House of Relationships and both Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity and you might just have what it takes to charm anybody out of anything. Uranus in your House of Philosophy could give you more of a maverick attitude that usual, but with everything else you have going on in your chart now if this isn’t the time to take a chance then when is……..? Hell, maybe you should even consider running for office as a Visionary Progressive; if anybody could sell a dream now you can.

 

Libra- With the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars all behind the scenes now and squaring Jupiter in your House of Communication, this would be an excellent time for you to hunker down with a project or engage in anything where accurate, detailed work needs to be done in order to pull a concept together so it can fly. Saturn and Pluto at your Symbolic Foundation aligning with Neptune in your House of Work will make your efforts at this time not only inspired but economic and efficient as well. Uranus in your House of Transformation is providing you with some true visions and courage right now, so be willing to risk creating art instead of playing it safe and settling for making commerce, you’ll be glad you did!

 

Scorpio- If you are presented with a challenge now, either personally or professionally, take it! The Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars are all in your House of Dreams and together they square Jupiter in your House of Self Worth, meaning embrace what you are confronted with now both seriously and personally. There’s nothing wrong with being motivated by pride if you know you can make something better that others would both support and appreciate. Uranus in your House of Relationships could be either a disruptive or liberating influence at this time, depending on whether you want to continue being with a partner (either business or romantic) or not. The Lunar Arc this week will be progressing through your first three houses, meaning take a moment to think about what you want and once you make a decision then go after it like the 7thCavalry charging at the Little Bighorn (with better results, of course).

Sagittarius- Jupiter in your sign is pushing you forward, especially as he squares the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars in your House of Career. Figure out a plan, make a concerted effort, leave no stone unturned, and even kiss a little ass if need be (but not too much) in order to advance yourself. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Self Worth have been training you well and as they both align with Neptune at the bottom of your chart you may just start to see why you’ve had to go through all the crap you did in the not too distant past. Now though you’re in the catbird seat, particularly with revolutionary Uranus in your House of the Status quo. You could very well benefit form an unexpected shake up at work so get ready for a Chinese fire drill as soon as the situation seemingly hits a red light……..Go, go, go and you just might end up in the driver’s seat.

 

Capricorn- With four major planets now in your House of Philosophy and all of them squaring Jupiter behind the scenes this is probably the perfect time for you to look around your life and see what needs to be repaired; and that means anything from a computer on the fritz to an unrequited love life. Uranus is in your House of Romance at this time so keep your eyes open or a whirlwind affair might just pass you by without you even noticing it was a possibility. On the other hand, Saturn and Pluto in your sign aligning with Neptune in your House of Communication should make your intuition unusually sharp now in regards to knowing what needs to be done if anything breaks, either at home or on the job. The Lunar Arc this week could see you on an emotional rollercoaster as it progresses from your House of Dreams through the back door into your sign, meaning don’t be disappointed about something that hasn’t been decided yet. It isn’t over until the fat lady sings and if it’s quiet then enjoy the peace, for now at least.

 

Aquarius- If you have been wanting to change something in your life, then this is the time. The Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars are all in your House of Transformation and as they square Jupiter in your House of Dreams you have probably not been in a better position in quite a long time in regards to being able to let go of something which doesn’t work or to try something new and adventurous. Saturn and Pluto behind the scenes have been motivating you to exhaustively research various avenues of opportunity, with the result being that you really do know how shit works at this point and you’re ready to get something going. Neptune in your House of Self Worth has been helping you to transcend your limitations by trapping you in your own logic until you were finally forced to say to yourself, “enough of this shit!” Congratulations, now with Uranus at the bottom of your chart motivating you to be rebellious and the Lunar Arc progressing through your Houses of Career and Dreams, you are ready to make the necessary jump to something better……..Just double check your parachute first……..It’s a good time for you, but don’t be stupid.

 

Pisces- As the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars all transit through your House of Relationships and square Jupiter in your House of Public Image, it may be time for you to stop thinking of a significant other as just a friend and instead start to see the two of you as a couple. Iconoclastic Uranus in your House of Communication may make it difficult for old independent you to voice such a sentiment, but with romantic Neptune in your sign beneficially aligning with Saturn and Pluto in your House of Friends, maybe your arrangement with this person as a friend with extras is actually a committed relationship if you don’t want those extras from anyone else? As the Lunar Arc moves through your House of Philosophy to meet up with expansive and noble Jupiter, maybe it’s time for you to exchange thinking of “me” and “you” when you’re with this person and instead start to realize it’s “we?”

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #98 Weekly Horoscopes for 8/26-9/1, 2019

 

Weekly Horoscopes for 8/26-9/1, 2019

 

Aries– This looks to be a busy week as the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars will be transiting through your House of Work and the detail oriented sign of Virgo, where they will all align with Uranus in your House of Self Worth, perhaps indicating that an avalanche of unexpected responsibilities could come crashing down on your head. Not to worry though, for you should be more than up for the task as Uranus is the planet of innovation and all those Virgo planets are about getting things done. Jupiter in your House of Philosophy squaring Neptune behind the scenes could manage to steal some of your energy, although with Saturn in your House of Public Image also aspecting Neptune, know that your unwavering sense of responsibility will be what see’s you through until you can finally kick your feet up on the weekend and take a break.

 

Taurus- Uranus in your sign will motivate you to take chances now, especially since the planet of rebellion and innovation is aligning with a stellium of planets in your House of Creativity and the practical sign of Virgo. Expect Jupiter in your House of Transformation to contribute to this newly found sense of adventurousness, especially as the King of the Planets will be colliding with visionary Neptune in your House of Dreams. The danger here is that a Jupiter/Neptune meeting could lead to the land of unreality, although with Saturn in your House of Philosophy and the stable sign of Capricorn to chaperone these two, you could very well end up turning inspiration into income rather than incompetence. Things should go in your favor now so be sure to make the most of it while you can.

 

Gemini- You’re a sign that likes variety although before you start checking if the grass is greener on the other side of the fence make sure everything is in order at home, particularly with the Sun, Venus, Mercury, and Mars all marching through your living room, so to speak, and aligning with crazy Uranus behind the scenes. Make sure you don’t get blindsided because you weren’t paying attention to something that has been giving you warning signs for a while now. Jupiter in your House of Relationships at this time could see you being overly dependent on a partner or colleague just when Saturn retrograde in your House of Transformation is trying to get you to be more responsible. Let Pluto in your House of Transformation help you to let go of the need to avoid responsibility, especially since a ton of it is about to fall on you. Wake up!

 

Cancer- You’re a sign that likes to see things go smoothly so the thought of a confrontation with another is something you generally hope to avoid. Having a live and let live attitude is admirable, although this week you may not be allowed to have that luxury. The Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars will all be transiting through your House of Communication at this time and as they do they will be aspecting rebellious Uranus in your House of Groups, meaning that if you are in a leadership position you may have to dispense with some discipline on someone you supervise, or else you may have to be insubordinate and stand up to a superior who is abusing their authority. Either way you will have to show your crab claws. Jupiter in your House of Work will have others looking to you for guidance so make sure you don’t allow Neptune in your House of Philosophy to trick you into being a softie. Be willing to fight for what’s right.

 

Leo- If you know something needs to be done then stop complaining about it and get to work! The Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars are all marching through your House of Self Worth where they will each align with iconoclastic Uranus in your House of Career, meaning that you can do your reputation a big favor at this time if you’re willing to be a little adventurous and take a chance to do something the way you think it ought to be done rather than whatever approach conventional wisdom might suggest. Jupiter in your House of Creativity is an expansive influence now, so let the King of the Planets motivate you to think big. If you’re wrong Saturn and Neptune will be there to help improvise a solution. Be willing to take a chance and think big and you just might actually end up with a surprising success!

 

Virgo- You should be feeling your oats this week as the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars all travel through your sign and align with inventive Uranus in your House of Philosophy. Take a risk, try something different, and be willing to break a rule (or two). You’re known for being a practical and dependable sign, so if you’re truly feeling inspired don’t be afraid of making that leap into spontanaeity. After all, what’s all your practicality been good for if it can’t afford you the freedom to take an occasional chance? Jupiter transiting across the bottom of your chart is an expansive influence and as he squares Neptune in your House of Relationships make sure you don’t let a partner rain on your parade. The good news is that they can’t if you don’t let them…….So, don’t let them!

 

Libra- You are filled with ideas at this time as the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars all convene behind the scenes in your chart to plot a course of action. Uranus in your House of Transformation is aligning nicely with the aforementioned planets, meaning that if your intention is to either expand yourself or your sphere of influence in the near future then “the odds are ever in your favor.” Jupiter in your House of Communication will have you feeling the need to share your thoughts and inspirations, while at the same time Neptune in your House of Routines may be trying to tell you that the moment isn’t quite right yet. Follow the lead of Saturn at your root as he motivates you to make sure that every “t” is crossed and every “i” is dotted before you make your big push. If you can wait until you see the whites of their eyes you will undoubtedly hit your mark, so take a deep breath and try to be patient, it won’t have to be for long.

 

Scorpio- The Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars are all moving now through your House of Dreams and the practical sign of Virgo and pointing out what needs to be done at this time in order to make your innermost hopes come true. Uranus in your House of Relationships is also aligning with the aforementioned planets, which could indicate that perhaps some unexpected connections might need to happen before a new direction can be set. Most of us fear the unexpected, but in your case serendipity could literally turn out to be a friend (albeit in disguise) you haven’t met yet.  Jupiter in your House of Self Worth represents the writing on the wall that you are destined to move forward in a big way, while Neptune in your House of Creativity is that element of subconscious genius that is yearning to break free and play with the Gods. Before you rationalize holding yourself back, keep in mind that the destination doesn’t really exist until you take that first step……….

 

Sagittarius- With your ruling planet of Jupiter in your sign, ambition should not be in short supply at this time. What’s even better news though is that with the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars all passing through your House of Career and the practical sign of Virgo, having a wealth of good ideas during this period should also be one of your strong suits, particularly as innovative and adventurous Uranus in your House of Work will be there to make sure all those Virgo planets don’t limit themselves by being too conservative. Both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Self Worth aligning with Neptune at your symbolic core should help you to remain patient if any setbacks should occur, for even though you have the ambition and the means to get where you’d hope to go, one must also remember Rome wasn’t built in a day.

 

Capricorn- Saturn and Pluto in your sign for the last little while have no doubt been rearranging your life, but now as the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars enter your House of Philosophy and the organized sign of Virgo, perhaps you might be starting to see a light at the end of what has seemed a never ending tunnel of frustration? Add to this mix the innovative energy of Uranus in the sign of Taurus and your House of Creativity and maybe, just maybe, a bigger breakthrough than you ever imagined could be at hand? Jupiter behind the scenes has been keeping hope alive and Neptune in your House of Thinking has kept you dreaming of something better as one challenge after  another has come along, so, once again, maybe, just maybe, you’re on the verge of something cathartic if you can just hold on until………I don’t know…..Bernie is elected President?………..

 

Aquarius- If you know something needs to change and you’re willing to take that tiger by the tail, this could be the time when you make a significant breakthrough to transform your circumstances for the better. The Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars are all in your House of Transformation and the efficient sign of Virgo, while Uranus, the planet of the unexpected, is at your Symbolic Foundation, meaning there are perhaps more possibilities available than you might currently imagine. Jupiter in your House of Dreams is trying to help you think big, but Neptune in your House of Self Worth is not making you feel very big, which isn’t being improved much by Saturn retrograde behind the scenes reminding you of all your past mistakes. There isn’t much to say right now except to keep swimming with all those Salmon dreams you have and give yourself a chance. What’s in store is on a need to know basis and the good news is you’ve only exhausted the opportunities you’ve been aware of.

 

Pisces- Neptune in your sign for the last little while has been making you blissfully unaware of certain realities that others have been taking care of for you, however, as the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars transit through your House of Relationships you may be confronted with these responsibilities when your support system decides to call you out. Uranus in your House of Communication could bring some unexpected news that at first may seem bad, but on the other hand it could also awaken some new things in you that are very, very good and have been dormant for a while, like ambition and responsibility. Jupiter in your House of Career has been illuminating you in a good many ways, yet at the same time it has also been blinding you to some basic realities that have to be accepted. Success is a long road, but first you have to face its challenges before you can even begin the journey.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars Weekly Horoscopes for 2/18-2/24, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 2/18-2/24, 2019

 

 Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars.

 

“How often we ask for genuine experience when all we really want is emotion.”

-Paul Schrader “First Reformed”

 

 

Aries- A Super Full Moon in Virgo starts the week along your 6thand 12thHouse axis, which will likely highlight a problem between how you feel about some recent responsibilities as opposed to what you’re actually doing about them. Mars in your House of Self Worth will act as a fulcrum for the Super Full Moon and the Sun, so if you can manage to be honest with yourself about your misgivings you might actually be able to forge ahead toward the completion of a serious task that also includes a serious reward. In the meantime, Saturn and Venus coming together in your House of Career and aligning with Mercury behind the scenes should provide an adequate safety net, so if you don’t exactly have what it takes to succeed you’ll know where to acquire the proper help.

 

Taurus- This week’s Super Full Moon in your House of Creativity should provide all the inspiration you’ll need to either dig in and make some serious corrections to a project you’re involved with, or else give up altogether. Mars in your sign would lean toward making whatever repairs need to be done to what you’re working on, although Jupiter moving into a tight aspect with Pluto in your House of Philosophy could also convince you to cut your losses if what you’re doing just doesn’t feel right. Let Mercury going through intuitive Pisces and a Saturn/Venus conjunction in grounded Capricorn help you to sort out your visions and fears so that you can see the forest for the trees and know exactly what’s at stake and what is possible. As Uranus gets ready to cross your Ascendant expect the unexpected, which doesn’t necessarily have to be a bad thing and could actually end up being quite good.

 

Gemini- Be careful this week about making certain assumptions as the Super Full Moon at the bottom of your chart makes it likely that you’re overestimating your resources and will likely end up regretting it later on. Mars moving behind the scenes would suggest putting some ammo away for a rainy day, especially as a frivolous Mercury in Pisces will align with Venus and Saturn in your House of Shared Resources to reveal that someone you’re depending on may just turn out to be the ultimate snowflake when push comes to shove and you demand they deliver the goods. As Uranus gets ready to enter behind the scenes in your chart make sure you’re being honest with yourself (and others) as any resentments you may be harboring now could come out at a future date and end up being quite embarrassing.

 

Cancer- The Super Full Moon that starts the week could be just the wake up call you need to realize how much more you bring to the table than you currently realize. As you have this epiphany, Mars will be moving through your House of Groups like a knife cutting through butter, so make sure you spread your new found confidence around; it will be rewarded! As Mercury and Neptune come together in your House of Philosophy and align with Venus and Saturn in your House of Partnerships, you will no doubt be the strategist par excellence as you know all the players in an upcoming situation as well as what they will likely do to your advantage and their disadvantage. Don’t hesitate when the time comes to make your move for it will likely be check and mate in your favor. Touche!

 

Leo- If you’ve been procrastinating as of late the Super Full Moon in your House of Self Worth combining with Mars in your House of Career should be just the kick in the ass you need to start moving toward your manifest destiny. At the same time Saturn and Venus in your House of Work aligning with Mercury and Neptune in your House of Transformation will provide all the finesse and insight you’ll need to do the right thing at the right time and bring home the brass ring. In addition Jupiter in your House of Creativity will have you believing in your intuition (for once) and as the King of the Planets leads the charge, Pluto, who is also in your House of Work, will act as your bullet-proof vest against any “slings and arrows of outrageous fortune” that could come your way. Rest assured, if anyone’s going down this week it won’t be you that dies with your boots on.

 

Virgo- As the Super Full Moon ignites your sign and shines across into your House of Relationships, it’s probably time to have a discussion with your partner about the pink elephant in the room neither of you wants to address. Mars in your House of Philosophy represents the Zen of Doing, so whatever you and your significant other are going to talk about you better follow it up with action. The time has officially come in your relationship to walk the walk and not just talk the talk. Saturn and Venus in your House of Creativity aligning with Mercury and Neptune in your House of Relationships are all about listening as well as expressing yourself, so make sure you are truly hearing the points your partner is making, that way what you need to do in response will make itself obvious. Jupiter transiting through your House of Symbolic Foundations is all about things getting better at home, so roll up your sleeves and make your domestic situation work. Nuff said!!!

 

Libra- The Super Full Moon will be occurring behind the scenes for you and aligning with both Mars and Uranus in your Houses of Transformation and Partnerships respectively, meaning you could have some surprises in store in regards to a long time situation suddenly changing or someone new unexpectedly entering your life and introducing you to some exciting new possibilities. With Saturn, Venus, and Pluto all in your House of Foundations your world has been slowly shifting for some time now, so as these planets align with both Mercury and Neptune in your House of Routines you need to understand that any changes currently happening have actually been a reflection of your inner state and not just some random occurrences in the surrounding world. Your life might finally be turning into an extension of who you are as opposed to what others need you to be. With that in mind, you need to accept what’s happening now and go with the flow…..the truth will set you free!

 

Scorpio- The Super Full Moon will be in your House of Groups aligning with Mars in your House of Relationships, meaning that perhaps your close friends and associates could end up being a real source of solace and inspiration to you now as they step forward in your time of need. Venus and Saturn in your House of Communication positively aspecting both Mercury and Neptune in your House of Creativity could end up unleashing a wave of philosophical about faces for you as you suddenly find yourself truly moved by your first glimpses of the best sides of the people you know. This will all be very “Kumbaya” but you should also realize that with Jupiter in your House of Self Worth a lot of these folks who are helping you are doing so not because of anything you’ve necessarily done for them, but rather because of who you are. Think about that. It could very well mark the beginning of a beautiful friendship……with yourself.

 

Sagittarius- As the Super Full Moon in your House of Career aligns with Mars in your House of Work, you should have all the energy you need to change your employment situation if you really want to. Saturn, Venus, and Pluto in your House of Self Worth are significantly upping the value of your stock, and with Communicative Mercury and visionary Neptune also coming together, what are you waiting for? Get out there and start looking around for people in the market for an energetic and ruthlessly efficient individual with smarts and charm; with Jupiter still in your sign you know damn well that’s you, so take out an ad, send out your resume, hell, even wear a sandwich board and walk the streets if you have to. This is your time so make hay while the Sun and the Moon are both shining. Bugler, sound the charge!

 

Capricorn- As the Super Full Moon illuminates your House of Philosophy and aligns with Mars in your House of Creativity you should be able to clearly see the big picture of your life at this time. Of course with Saturn, Venus, and Pluto currently in your sign if it turns out you aren’t seeing the trail ahead of you clearly this trio will make damn sure you do. Add to that Mercury and Neptune in your House of Communication and as the old Hoodoo folks would say, your perceptions are without a doubt “Shining” now. Jupiter behind the scenes in your chart is acting as a protective influence, and as the Planet of Prophecy paves your way anyone hoping to get over on you will have to get up pretty early in the morning. When all is said and done the world could very well be your oyster now, so don’t be shy about asking if there’s any hot sauce.

 

Aquarius- As the Sun exits your sign this week he will take part in a Super Full Moon in your House of Transformation, meaning that the initial responsibilities of whatever you have managed to acquire over the last few weeks will soon be due. This shouldn’t be any surprise, especially with Saturn, Venus, and Pluto all behind the scenes like a trio of bill collectors. But don’t worry, with Mercury and Neptune spinning their Magick in your House of Self Worth, you’ll be good for whatever may be due. Add to that a powerful trine from Mars to the aforementioned Super Full Moon and you should have the necessary energy, mojo, or whatever else you may need to make your plans and acquisitions perform however you need them to. Boo yeah!!!

 

Pisces- With Mercury and Neptune currently in your sign you are probably quite the charmer now, especially with Saturn, Venus, and Pluto in your House of Dreams working the control board so those two snowflakes in your sign can “keep their eyes on the road and their hands upon the wheel.” Add to that a Super Full Moon in your House of Partnerships and Mars in your House of Communication and you are truly a Maestro now who can not only talk the talk but also walk the walk. All that’s left is to make sure not get too full of yourself, especially with Jupiter unaspected in your House of Career and Public Image. Play it like Forest Gump rather than Paul Newman in “Hud” and you should be able to “aw shucks” your way down the red carpet. A word to the wise.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #66 Weekly Horoscopes for 12/24-12/30, 2018

Weekly Horoscopes for 12/24-12/30, 2018

 

 Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars. I wish you all a happy holiday! Let’s each try to remember back to when we were young and hopeful and Christmas was magickal. I don’t know about any of you, but even Mr. Saturn can get a little mushy over a good old story about the true meaning of Christmas.

 

Aries- With Mercury in your House of Philosophy this week squaring Neptune behind the scenes, don’t be surprised if you get a bad case of the Christmas Blues this season. It doesn’t mean that you’re turning into a scrooge, instead it’s because you feel a need to experience a certain sense of idealism that is currently lacking in what seems to be going on all around you. Don’t let yourself get disappointed by all the jaded commercialism that appears to be eclipsing any true sense of the holiday spirit. Later in the week as the New Year gets closer, Venus in your House of Transformation will move into a cathartic alignment with Pluto in your House of Career. It’s entirely possible that you can follow the beat of a different drum this season without having to feel cornered like you’re the last human alive in what seems to be a Zombie Christmas Apocalypse.

 

Taurus- Don’t let your Holiday expectations make you cynical when you realize that all the Christmas lights shining on every street are not necessarily radiating the spirit of giving and brotherhood that you would like to see, especially with Mercury in idealistic Sagittarius squaring illusory Neptune in your House of Fondest Hopes and Dreams. Twice during the week the Moon will align with solid Saturn as the Lunar sphere passes through your Houses of Creativity and Relationships, meaning that if you’re willing to embody the true spirit of giving and compassion then Christmas for you and yours should be just fine. As the year comes to a close Venus in your Houses of Relationships will align with Pluto in your House of Long Distance Affairs, meaning that perhaps you should plan a trip to bring in the New Year with someone special who is currently not within hugging distance and wouldn’t mind some unexpected company?

 

Gemini- If you feel like you need to assist Santa in the overwhelming task of making everyone happy and satisfied this Holiday Season, then you may be setting yourself up for utter exhaustion or a nervous breakdown. Take care of yourself and approach the weeks festivities with a relaxed and unassuming attitude and you may be surprised that you can actually have fun without everything needing to be perfect. This is especially true at work where you might have the responsibility for the Office party thrust upon you by someone who likes to talk the talk but rarely walks the walk. In regards to any ideas you may discuss with this individual, don’t feel you have to pick up their slack when they flake out. After all, they’ll get the coal in their stocking not you.

 

Cancer- Pay careful attention this week not to take on the feelings of others, especially if they’re wearing their hearts on their sleeves and trying to pretend they’re more sensitive and deep than anyone else simply because they’re willing to act like such drama queens. The waters within you run as still and deep as it comes, so there’s no reason for you to be guilty if you don’t feel the need to perform your feelings for the peanut gallery. Your love has been fully known and felt by everyone who has ever been close to you in your entire life. Therefore, just make sure to stay present in the moment and pay attention to what others truly need and not necessarily what they would like to advertise to camouflage their own guilt.

 

Leo- As a fixed sign there is always the possibility that you can get stuck in a moment that you can’t get out of, just make sure wherever that space in time is it doesn’t inadvertently ruin someone else’s Christmas because they’re not strolling down the same memory lane as you. The theme of the season is supposed to be sharing and brotherhood. Being tolerant of how someone else wishes to experience their holiday is just as important (if not more so) than singing the correct carols, serving the correct food, or giving the correct gifts. As Venus passes through your House of Family take the time to pay attention to someone you have gotten comfortable ignoring. Maybe there are things you could have blamed them for in the past, but you’re to blame now if you can’t let shit go.

 

Virgo- Make sure to pay careful attention to your communications with a loved one, for with Mercury transiting your House of Home and squaring Neptune in your House of Relationships, misunderstandings are quite possible and could end up creating needless tension around a holiday gathering. As Felix in “The Odd Couple” once said, “when you assume you make an ass out of u and me.’ Now with that in mind, Pluto passing through your House of Creativity and aligning with Venus in your House of Communication later in the week would indicate that speaking your mind clearly and directly could open up some unexpected doors to some new and exciting possibilities, that is, if your willing to speak your truth without having to be asked.

 

Libra- Don’t underestimate the need to ignore an asshole this week. When we buy into someone else’s drama we become a character in search of an author and as such set ourselves up as minions to fate. Mercury in your House of Thinking being squared by Neptune will likely be a misplaced self-righteousness that will have you taking the bait that sets the trap (e.g.) someone needs to put this individual in their place….really? Wrong! Their stupidity, hatefulness, and obnoxiousness have nothing to do with you unless you engage. Venus in your House of Self Worth aligning with Pluto at the Foundation of your chart represents the chance to liberate yourself from being part of another’s onanistic orgy of ego so that you can instead create your own world from the inside out. Admittedly this all sounds very philosophical, but you need to work this shit out in order to create a true reality for yourself.

 

Scorpio- As Venus crosses through your First House this week you may be drawn to foolish extravagances, which will likely be compounded by the fact that Mercury in your House of Self Worth is squaring Neptune in your House of Creativity and making you believe all that glitters is gold. Jupiter in your House of Self Worth will also contribute to this nonsense, though a word to the wise, don’t mistake what you have for what you are. Pluto transiting your House of Communication will be aligning with Venus later in the week so that something you might not be able to afford at this time may just be the necessary comeuppance for you to realize what is of true value in this virtual life of illusion you have inadvertently fallen into.

 

Sagittarius- The Holiday Season could be particularly trying for you this year as you attempt to keep your head above water in a churning sea of other people’s illusions, fantasies, prejudices, and general bullshit. Mercury and Jupiter in your sign should keep you fairly personable, however, Neptune in your home and family area could make you particularly susceptible to the classic manipulations that your loved ones have used on you before, like guilt, guilt, and, oh yeah, guilt. Venus behind the scenes is a virtual guarantee you’re not the one who’ll get coal in your stocking, yet it’s not about keeping score, instead experiment with ignoring and avoiding altogether whoever you don’t want to be with this season. They’ve got no trouble pointing out where you’re lacking, so feel just as empowered to tell them you’re not available.

 

Capricorn- As the Holidays rapidly approach having Mercury and Jupiter behind the scenes would indicate that you are actually feeling the spirit this season, on the other hand, with Neptune in your House of Communications you need to be careful who you get festive with. Stay away from scrooges who will make you feel sappy and sentimental, as well as tacky Christmas freaks who wear reindeer horns everywhere and think that the North Pole and Las Vegas are connected through the same garish, fluorescent wormhole. Take your lead from a reserved Venus in Scorpio as she transits your House of Groups and aligns nicely with a very serious Pluto in your sign. Stay behind the scenes, keep your shit on the down low, and plan your celebrations around a few trusted friends and family who won’t necessarily make you watch “It’s a Wonderful Life” but will instead want to quietly celebrate one with you.

 

Aquarius- Either you’re a total Scrooge who thinks Christmas is for the intellectually inferior, or else you’re the one who dresses up like Santa and “Ho ho ho’s” everyone like a righteous preacher at a fundamentalist revival. Either way the true spirit of the season would require that you back off both stances and instead maybe volunteer with the homeless or drive a truck to deliver toys for tots. Venus is in your House of Public Image as well as the reserved sign of Scorpio, and as she aligns with Pluto behind the scenes, try and make this holiday season about humanity and charity rather than an agenda of any sort……there’ll be plenty of time next year to grind whatever ax you hope to slay the world with. “Be of good cheer.”

 

Pisces- You may be feeling especially vulnerable this holiday season with Neptune in your sign being squared by a gregarious (and often insensitive) Mercury in Sagittarius. As a result you may find yourself exhausted by the demands of friends and relatives as they each compete with one another to be the ultimate Christmas Warrior. A subdued Venus in your House of Philosophy and the discreet sign of Scorpio will likely motivate you to remain behind the scenes with those who are also feeling a little shell shocked by the twinkling commercial holocaust of gift giving and excessive spending. Be sure to take some time and review how the year went for you. If there was more love and friendship than not, then make sure you’re with those particular people. And if there was someone who was there at the times when no one else was, make sure you rendezvous with them underneath the mistletoe.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #64 Weekly Horoscopes for 12/10-12/16

Weekly Horoscopes for 12/10-12/16, 2018

 

 Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars.

 

“The United States Attorney charges:

1. From in or about 2007 through in or about January 2017, MICHAEL COHEN, the defendant, was an attorney and employee of a Manhattan-based real estate company (the “Company”). COHEN held the title of “Executive Vice President” and “Special Counsel” to the owner of the Company (“Individual-1”).

2. In or about January 2017, COHEN left the Company and began holding himself out as the “personal attorney” to Individual-1, who at that point had become the President of the United States.”

Obviously Rump still believes in Santa Claus if he thinks he has been totally cleared of any wrong doing……maybe someone should tell him he’s been a bad boy and will only get coal in his stocking this year (pun intended).

 

Aries- This week could be a little bit of an emotional downer for you with passionate Mars and romantic Neptune behind the scenes trying to catch up with the hopeful, happy Sagittarius Sun in your House of Philosophy; sorry, but whoever it is you think you want will likely end up delivering too little, too late; that is, if you even get anything at all out of this person. Combine that with Mercury in your House of Desire inconjuncting Uranus in your sign and you may just find yourself feeling like having a nervous breakdown or committing a murder……Don’t do either… Venus in your House of Resources moving into alignment with Saturn in your House of Career will likely salvage the week (and your sanity) as they both serenade you with some true wisdom… as the song goes, “Your lovin’ gives me a thrill/But you’re lovin’ don’t pay my bills.”

 

Taurus- Mercury and Jupiter in your House of Transformation will have you envisioning something that may not be entirely realistic as their unbridled optimism causes you to overlook the gloom and doom twins, Mars and Neptune, as they act to conceal the fact that someone around you is hoping to rain on your parade. With quirky and unpredictable Uranus behind the scenes, don’t let yourself be surprised by a brick falling out of the sky and hitting you on the head. It would be best now to follow Saturn’s lead as he turns the tables on Venus, who is trying to seduce him from her boudoir in sexy Scorpio; have modest hopes and desires and it’ll be a lot less likely you’ll be disappointed. Remember, one in the hand is worth two in the bush.

 

Gemini- Don’t put much stock this week in what people say, instead pay attention to what they do. As the Sun transits smiley Sagittarius and your House of Partnerships it will be squaring both Mars and Neptune in your House of Public image, so expect to be misled; just make sure whatever blows up in your face is a result of your own choices and not because you listened to a load of hooey from some snake oil salesman (especially if you’re usually the snake oil peddler, comprende?). Likewise, don’t go threatening anyone just because you may not like what’s going on…..Mercury in your House of Work inconjuncting Uranus retrograde in your House of Groups could bring some unexpected blow back and you may not be as tough as you like to pretend.

 

Cancer- Have you ever heard the expression, “there are more horses asses in the world than horses”? Well, if you haven’t then pay attention this week because a universal truth may just reveal itself to you at work in the form of  someone else’s stupidity beyond your wildest dreams. You can thank the Sun in goofy Sagittarius squaring both Mars and Neptune in obtuse Pisces for this cabaret of crapulousness, just make sure you can hear solid Saturn in your House of Partnerships as he aligns with Venus in your House of Creativity so that you don’t get too caught up listening to the wrong people. Know who you can depend on and who you can’t and let the verbal diarrhea fall wherever it may; just make sure you watch your step and let Jupiter in your House of Work lead you to the high ground.

 

Leo-With three major planets in your House of Creativity, your inspiration is ready to be ignited, just make sure someone doesn’t try to set it smoldering as angry Mars and depressing Neptune in watery Pisces pass through your House of Shared Resources. This undermining could come from someone you look at as a partner, but who is really jealous of you. If you sense someone close is being passive aggressive and trying to make you feel guilty for doing what you want, then you’re probably right. Follow your own drummer and then make a mental note of how angry they get in response. Hold your ground and you’ll finally get to see exactly who you’re dealing with.

 

Virgo- If you’re excited that the holidays are here make sure you don’t let some old scrooge spoil it for you. With a trio of happy planets in your House of Home you’ll likely want to make your nest bright and festive, however, with the Grinch and Max, a.k.a Mars and Neptune in your House of Partnership, someone close to you has probably been wearing their matching “Bah, Humbug” undershirts and briefs since Thanksgiving. With Saturn in your House of Creativity aligning with Venus in your House of Communication, try to roll with their bad attitude for the time being. If they don’t know that Santa doesn’t bring any toys to girls and boys who have been bad, then ph*ck ‘em!

 

Libra- As the year starts to wind down, you may be feeling your energy start to diminish as well. You’re a trooper, so with three active planets in your House of Communication you’ll be trying to make a show of it right up until the old guy brings in the baby, however, with both Mars and Neptune in your House of Work and Health the best thing for you to do to close out the year may just be to rest up and look to come out of the gate right on time with starters pistol in 2019. Venus going through your House of Self Worth and aspecting Saturn in your House of Foundations should help you to realize what you have, even if you did fall a little short of what you wanted this past year. You are loved and appreciated and you will live to fight (and win!) another day.

 

Scorpio- Venus is in your sign and as she comes into alignment with Saturn in your House of Communication, make sure you’re saying what you mean and meaning what you say; it could make all of the difference. This is because the gregarious Sagittarian Sun in your House of Self Worth could likely have an alienating effect on those you’d hope to impress, especially since it will be squaring Mars and Neptune, the champions of mixed messages. It’s not your fault that squares are squares and prudes are prudes, just make sure that you don’t give some holier than thou hypocrite the ammunition they need to project their impotency on you and misinterpret the positive message you’re trying to bring across. No one can think for those who are too lazy to think for themselves, so, as Malcolm X used to say, “Make it plain.”

 

Sagittarius- Before you patch out and go from 0-60 in a matter of seconds, make sure your tires are sound because a blow out  now could be deadly. The Sun, Jupiter, and Mercury in your sign will want to put the pedal to the metal, however, with Mars and Neptune sowing their seeds of illusion where the rubber meets the road, don’t assume the track is in good shape unless you’ve seen so for yourself. Follow Saturn’s lead as he pairs up with Venus and make sure to check ahead of time in order to be certain everything is copasetic with where you want to go and what you have to work with. You’re all about big ideas, just don’t end up like the elephant who gets spooked by a mouse.

 

Capricorn- Having Saturn in your sign for as long as you have has no doubt made you, shall we say, a little conservative. Yet with Venus going back through your House of Groups and Friends, perhaps it’s time for you to play hooky on old Saturn and give yourself a break over the holidays. With the Sun, Jupiter, and Mercury all behind the scenes you know you want to have a few drinks, wear a lampshade on your head at a party, and generally carouse, just make sure you have a designated driver or an escort you trust. Mars and Neptune in your House of communication and short trips could have you overlooking the fact that you’re out of practice for the debauchery decathlon, so make it a point to go slow and sip whatever your beverage may be. From what I’ve heard Santa has never hazed anybody, so don’t let anyone pressure you in his name.

 

Aquarius- Whatever ideas you’ve been creating to be able to cope with your circumstances, from now on life will likely be serving you reality straight with no chaser. Especially since Mars and Neptune in your House of Self Worth will be squaring the Sun in your House of Dreams and making it more difficult for you to believe that things will be okay if they continue as they are. Saturn behind the scenes aligning with Venus in your House of Career will no doubt help you to face your miscalculations and take responsibility, but what inquiring minds want to know is if you’ll be able to acknowledge the writing on the wall without a catastrophe occurring first? Uranus retrograde in your House of Thinking and Communication would suggest that you assume nothing at this point if you’re currently behind the eight ball.

 

Pisces- If you’ve been burning the candle at both ends take the time to relax and heal. With Mars and Neptune in your sign you could be feeling both tired and guilty about it, especially with the Sun, Jupiter, and Mercury all going through your House of Public Image making you think you have to be a Man (or Woman) for All Seasons. Without necessarily saying “bah humbug” you could manage to have a low key approach to the season and still have a lot of fun. Listen to Venus as she transits your House of Philosophy and aligns with solid Saturn; ”Moderation my child, moderation.”

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #62 Weekly Horoscopes for 11/26-12/2, 2018

Weekly Horoscopes for 11/26-12/2, 2018

 

 Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars. Thanksgiving is now in the books, which means Christmas is rapidly approaching. To quote our faithful Shih Tzu , Tinkerbell, “Fa-la-la-la-la……la-la….la…..la…….

 

 Aries- With the Sun, Jupiter, and Mercury retrograde all traveling through your House of Philosophy and squaring Mars in Pisces behind the scenes, you may find yourself feeling a lot more introspective than usual. As the Lunar Arc progresses through your Houses of Family, Creativity, Work, and Relationships you may also find yourself inordinately concerned with bigger issues than you might usually consider, such as, “why am I here,” or “what is the ultimate meaning of my life?” With Uranus retrograde in your sign moving into an inconjunct with Mercury retrograde later in the week, you could be feeling alienated by the frivolousness you perceive in those around you. If that’s the case, then consider going on a retreat or taking a meditation class; heed that inner call.

 

Taurus- Mercury retrograde in your House of Relationships is in an esoteric alignment with Uranus retrograde in your House of Confinement, which could mean that you’re suddenly and unexplainably starting to feel trapped in a situation that, up until now, you’ve always thought was okay. The Sun and Jupiter in your House of Transformation could in turn have you feeling a need to escape whatever this scenario may be, especially as they both square Mars in your House of Dreams. Of course this is all probably an illusion and quite likely you’re exactly where you belong, although on the other hand there might also be a grain of truth in what you’re feeling. With that in mind, if you have an unexpected itch this week, allow yourself to scratch it so you’ll know for sure what the truth is.

 

Gemini- How much do you care what others think of you? As the Sun and Jupiter pass through your House of Relationships and square Mars in your House of Public Image, you could find yourself worrying a bit more than usual about how you measure up in the judgment game out there in the arena of life.  With that in mind, be careful that you don’t end up getting ju-jitsued by your own guilt, as Saturn and Pluto in dutiful Capricorn oppose the Moon passing through your House of Self Worth, making you more susceptible than usual to criticism. A word to the wise, don’t let a boss or competitor get into your head or you could end up losing sight of who you really are in the fun house of mirrors they’re projecting on you.

 

Cancer- This could be a week where challenges arise on the job that will seem to test your patience, although perhaps what’s really being tested is your philosophy of life. For whatever reason, you’re the one who’s been chosen to battle the dragon or soothe the resident crazy person at work and how you go about it will determine not only how the situation gets rectified, but also how you will finally end up turning a corner and leaving guilt, frustration, and a lack of confidence behind. How is all that possible, you ask? These s.o.b’s are out to get me, for sure! It is certainly true that your adversaries may not like you, but if you let Venus at your Foundation kill ‘em with kindness and Uranus in your House of Career show them what crazy like a fox is all about, then it won’t matter if they like you or not, they will respect you and that will have it’s own rewards.

 

Leo- When the Moon passes through your sign this week it will align beautifully with both the Sun and Jupiter in your House of Creativity, likely giving you the necessary inspiration to deal with a particularly recalcitrant person who would seem to have you where the hairs are short. Things could be tense, but Saturn aligning with Mars in your House of Transformation should give you the chutzpah and the moxie to be able to skin a skunk and still walk away smelling like a rose. The element of surprise (as well as intelligence) will also be on your side, as Uranus retrograde opposes Venus in charming Libra and you demonstrate a complete and total mastery of Zen and the Art of getting what you need. Be prepared for the future to look so bright you may need shades.

 

Virgo- As Mars passes through your House of Relationships to square both the Sun and Jupiter in your Home Area, things could get a little heated with a partner and/or a family member. Because all of the above planets will be in mutable signs (Pisces and Sag) any conflicts that arise will most likely blow over as quickly as they appeared. The trick of it all will be not to buy into the agenda of someone you know is a con artist (even if you love them) and with Saturn in your House of Creativity aligning nicely with Mars, you should be able to speak softly and manage this situation quite well as long as you’re carrying the big stick of reality where everyone can see it.

 

Libra- Charming Venus transiting through your sign is the perfect cover for you right now, but only as long as the snarky rebelliousness you’re really feeling gets directed into the proper channels. I say this because with Jupiter and the Sun in your House of Communication squaring Mars in the mutable sign of Pisces, you are no doubt feeling your oats. A bad place to direct the sort of verbal harangue these placements might indicate would be toward a fool (or God forbid, a boss) you just can’t suffer any longer, a better place would be into a creative project where righteous indignation and vitriol can pass as humor. Pick your poison correctly and you may just live to kvetch another day.

 

Scorpio- The Sun and Jupiter in your House of Self Worth squaring Mars in your House of Creativity may make you seem possessed this week as you try to figure out a solution for an unexpected problem at work. You’re the perfect person to work on this because you’re the only one who gives a shit, which doesn’t bother you as long as it gets you away from all the dorks you work with. Just be careful not to get lost in this as a life and death challenge; after all you could call a repairman, this isn’t “Heart of Darkness.” With that said, Saturn in your House of Ideas will be aligning nicely with Mars so you very well could carry the day and get some good brownie points with the boss as well. Go ahead, flaunt that “Yankee Ingenuity.”

 

Sagittarius- This week could mark a turning point for you if you can manage not to let a long time nemesis rain on your parade yet again. The Sun and Jupiter in your sign is putting more than a little pep in your step, although with Mars transiting through your House of Family such enthusiasm is exactly the kind of motivation a stick in the mud would need to mess with you by spreading their prophecies of gloom and doom. The good news is that with Saturn in your House of Self Worth managing Mars like a cowboy herding mustangs, for once you may not be de-railed by this person but will instead either laugh at them or (more likely) feel sorry for the miserable, pathetic s.o.b. they are. After all, what kind of person can only feel joy if they make someone else feel bad? Really.

 

Capricorn- Saturn and Pluto in your sign are likely making you feel responsible, duty bound, guilty, and probably even trapped right now, however, don’t fret, the Sun and Jupiter are rallying the crowd behind the scenes, although with Mars in your House of Local Routines squaring that crowd, you’ll probably have to settle for a quiet glass of wine after work rather than a real vacation or anything special. Venus in your House of Public Image will help you to keep up appearances despite your bad mood, while Uranus at the bottom of your chart will inspire you to turn that quiet glass of wine into a bottle (or two) behind closed doors. Just make sure you dump the empties after dark so the neighbors don’t catch on.

 

Aquarius- Even with the Sun and Jupiter transiting your House of Dreams and causing you to pretend you’re unstoppable, the reality is that Mars in your House of Self Worth is literally frightening you to death, which is not necessarily a bad thing if the motivation of fight or flight turns into you getting what you want. Venus in your House of Philosophy opposing Uranus retrograde in your House of Thinking is causing a confrontation between the optimist and pessimist within you, while Mercury retrograde backing up into your House of Career is helping you to realize that the light you’re hoping for at the end of the tunnel will only be arrived at by passing through the darkness first.  As a poet once wrote, “Do not go gentle into that good night…Rage, rage against the dying of the light.”

 

Pisces- The Sun and Jupiter in your House of Career has you looking toward the mountaintop, while Mars in your sign is presenting you with the immediate challenge of how to begin the journey. Saturn in your House of Groups would suggest you reach out for some help from someone with more experience, perhaps an individual who has already climbed their own Matterhorn. Venus passing through your House of Transformation and Shared Resources would clearly re-iterate this partnership theme, while Uranus retrograde in your House of Self Worth would suggest not having too many expectations of what you need to learn until you actually learn it.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #61 Weekly Horoscopes for 11/19-11/25, 2018

Weekly Horoscopes for 11/19-11/25, 2018

 

 Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars. The Thanksgiving Holiday will be happening this week, so as you’re stuffing your pie hole  make sure you take a moment to reflect on all you have to be thankful for (and even the stuff you didn’t care for if it ended up making you better in some way…..after all, that’s the way the evolutionary cookie crumbles).

 

 Aries- With this week’s Full Moon in your House of Communications opposing Jupiter in your House of Philosophy and squaring Mars behind the scenes, be careful that you don’t inadvertently hurt yourself (or someone else) with a “Freudian Slip.” Your emotions are very close to the surface now and if you’ve been experiencing frustrations or delays in the work sphere your editing faculties will likely be a little bit off. They say “loose lips sink ships,” well, just make sure you don’t deep six a lot of what you’ve worked for by saying the wrong thing at the wrong time. If you have something to vent do it at the gym instead of running your mouth.

 

Taurus- There are 4 major planets this week in your House of Transformation, a Full Moon in your House of Self Worth, and a bunch of decisions that need to be made. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Philosophy are promoting a slash and burn approach to anything that contributes to your comfort zone and prevents you from moving ahead, while Uranus retrograde behind the scenes has you itching to press forward regardless of the circumstances; in other words, you could exhaust yourself by trying to let go and hold on at the same time. Mercury retrograde starting off the week squaring Neptune could have you losing sight of the forest for the trees, so ask someone you trust for help. Just be willing to follow their advice if you know it’s true. Any hesitancy you’re feeling about change is merely the seductiveness of your comfort zone trying to anesthetize you; Don’t fall asleep at the wheel.

 

Gemini- This week’s Full Moon is in your sign and as it opposes Jupiter in your House of Partnerships and squares Mars in your House of Career, be prepared to take one step back to move two steps forward. Your ability to strategize and compromise will catch your enemies off guard and re-establish confidence in you from those who have been supportive but doubtful as of late. The question is can you transcend that ego of yours that needs to be in control? Saturn and Pluto in your House of Transformation are going to force you to let some things go, just realize that this will allow you travel lighter and farther than you ordinarily would if you were totally in control, especially if that control was just going to precipitate your demise by stretching you too thin and making you seem unqualified and ill prepared….A word to the wise, less is more.

 

Cancer- An epiphany could be coming to you this week as the Full Moon shines into your House of Secrets. Jupiter in your House of Work squaring Mars in your House of Philosophy, which then aligns nicely with Saturn in your House of Partnerships, could see you joining forces on the job with someone you ordinarily wouldn’t want to be associated with. The caveat here is that the advantage in this situation is all yours because you’re the only one this individual thinks they can trust. Politics no doubt makes for strange bedfellows, but if you can both benefit from this association give it a chance; particularly if you have nothing to lose and everything to gain. Mercury retrograde squaring Neptune in your House of Philosophy could have you doubting all of the above, however Mr. Saturn thinks the illusion usually associated with this pair of planets will be about ultimately trusting your intuition rather than getting stuck in the illusions of conventional logic…..What do you think?

 

Leo- You’ve been procrastinating about an idea long enough. As the Moon goes Full in your House of Dreams and opposes Jupiter in your House of Creativity, the time has come to go out and make that first step. Mars in your House of Transformation aligning with Saturn in your House of Maintenance will be there to back you up once this project gets in gear, so don’t let yourself get overly bogged down in details at the onset, after all, needing to have everything figured out ahead of time has always been your excuse in the past not to start. (Touché.) With Uranus retrograde at your Mid-heaven, expect the unexpected, and with Venus finally going direct the unexpected might just end up being that the idea you’re about to take a risk on is a lot better than you realized. That’s not to say there aren’t a few glitches, but with Mercury currently retrograde it’ll all get figured out eventually. The question is, do you believe?

 

Virgo- Marlon Brando in “The Godfather” said, “keep your friends close and your enemies closer.” As the Full Moon ascends into your House of Career and enters into a testy alignment with Jupiter at your Foundation and Mars in your House of Partners, it should become quite apparent now who has your best interests in mind and who doesn’t. Make a note of who’s who, but don’t let on to anyone what you know. There may be some surprises, particularly if you realize a partner has been passive aggressively undermining you, however, with Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity you should have no problem seeing what needs to be capitalized on and what needs to be let go of. If you’re feeling some regrets about what needs to be done, just remember what happened to Don Corleone in the end….Que sera sera.

 

Libra- Now that Venus is direct in your sign and moving into an opposition with Uranus retrograde in your House of Partnerships, expect some feelers you sent out in the past to unexpectedly track you down. This should be further accentuated as Jupiter combines with the Sun in your House of Communications and aligns with the Full Moon in your House of Publishing and the dissemination of ideas. Mercury retrograde is also in your House of Communication and as it enters into a harsh angle with Neptune in your House of Work, don’t underestimate how much those who are seeking you out need you; be humble and all that, but don’t be a doormat.

 

Scorpio- The Full Moon in your House of Transformation opposes Jupiter in your House of Self Worth and as they both square Mars in your House of Creativity you are likely feeling it’s finally time to take decisive action in regards to controlling your own life. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Ideas have seen you going back and forth between considering the merits of being a worker or a boss, but the one thing you consistently shy away from thinking about is being your own Master (or Mistress). Venus behind the scenes opposing Uranus retrograde is probably finding you yet again in a position to have to bail out some incompetent superior. While this individual may have had the money to start this business, you’re the one who’s actually running it. A suggestion for the future; find an investor not a boss.

 

Sagittarius- As the Full Moon illuminates your House of Relationships and squares Mars in your House of Home, the time has likely come for you to get out of the nest and begin your own life. Jupiter in your sign knows you’re ready, but Neptune also in your House of Home has you hedging on whether or not you’re willing and able. Really? Having your own life is not just about money (which you have) but also about maintenance, which you lazily and co-dependently always palm off on someone else. Just don’t underestimate the control that you’re giving away by being too lazy to take care of your own shit. Saturn in your House of Self Worth is also impacting Mars in your home area, so if you’re willing to take responsibility then you can have true freedom in return, after all, that’s the most important bill you’ll ever have to pay.

 

Capricorn- Having Saturn and Pluto in your sign for a while has likely put everything you’ve been used to into disarray. As the Full Moon in your House of Work squares Mars in your House of Communication, now would probably be a good time for you to establish some new routines that will draw on all the change you’ve been through. Venus going direct in your House of Career should see you finally getting some rewards for any hard work you might have done in the past, although Mercury retrograde behind the scenes might still have you worrying about stuff that you shouldn’t and waiting for the shoe to drop. The antidote for this funk is to let the Sun and Jupiter lead you in a jailbreak from your House of Confinement….as the man once said, “Follow your bliss.”

 

Aquarius- Too many choices can lead to confusion and that might be exactly where you are now as you contemplate a myriad of possibilities that exist in a new situation. Mars in your House of Self Worth has you feeling quite ambitious, although where the Warrior Planet is now in Pisces is more about strategy and timing rather than overwhelming something with energy and brute force. Venus passing through your House of Philosophy to oppose Uranus in your House of Communication is about killing them with kindness, so be willing to be patient and negotiate and you could go far in a what might currently appear to be a chaotic situation. Saturn and Pluto behind the scenes will keep you going two steps forward and one step back for the next little while, so try to be patient and go with the flow, your future may depend on it.

 

Pisces- Mars and Neptune in your sign is not necessarily the best combination, as their qualities of action and illusion can tend to make it feel as though you’re trying to drive a car through a heavy fog. Likewise, the Full Moon at the bottom of your chart and Jupiter at the top is like the foam overflowing out of a beer mug, so make sure you start out sipping slowly in a new situation or you could end up with a wet face and very little beer. Mercury retrograde in your House of Career squaring Neptune could have you believing that everything that glitters is gold, however, be careful that your check book is balanced and you’re not assuming you can draw on resources that aren’t really there. It’s true that “when you ain’t got nothing, you got nothing to lose,” but face it, debt can accumulate as easily as dust, so try not to neglect what needs to be taken care of right now.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #60 Weekly Horoscopes for 11/12-11/18, 2018

Weekly Horoscopes for 11/12-11/18, 2018

 

Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars. This week we have election recounts in both Florida and Arizona, a new henchman, uh, I mean acting Attorney General, for Mr. Rump, more senseless gun violence by a mad man, and Mercury will be going retrograde……oh well, as the saying goes, S.N.A.F.U

 

Aries- As Mercury slows down this week in advance of going retrograde, it will square Neptune in your House of Confinement, bringing up the whole notion of who’s in control of your life. Of course you’d like to think you’re in charge of what’s going on, but if you take a moment to listen to Jupiter in your House of Philosophy as it squares Mars behind the scenes, you might just start to realize how much you give your power away by reacting to certain provocations you’d do better to ignore. Uranus retrograde has backed up into your sign and as it approaches an opposition to Venus going station/direct, try not to get so frustrated with any delays that are going on with a long term project you’re involved with; someone might begin to think you have no confidence.

 

Taurus- With Mercury and Jupiter in your House of Transformation you’ll likely be chomping at the bit to introduce some form of change into your life now, however, with Neptune and Mars in Pisces squaring Mercury and Jupiter respectively, don’t try to push matters any faster than circumstances will permit. Allowing yourself to become overly impatient could find you having to retrace some steps after having impetuously jumped forward before the time was right. Uranus retrograde is moving backward into your House of Confinement, and as it opposes Venus standing still in your House of Routines, expected the unexpected in regards to delays and annoying misunderstandings. Remember, if you can keep your cool and go with the flow, next week could see you in the driver’s seat when Mars aligns with Venus and a very special helper could come into your life.

 

Gemini- You might want to rethink how others see you this week as both Neptune and Mars in your House of Public Image square both Mercury retrograde and Jupiter in your House of Partnerships. Being too suspicious could find you biting off your nose to spite your face, although being too nice could find you being a doormat for someone you should be riding roughshod over. Uranus going retrograde back into your House of Groups will make it hard for you to see anyone else’s opinion as being anything more than veiled criticism, although as Venus comes to a standstill in your House of Creativity try to be patient; time is on your side as long as you’re not in a rush. Let a situation at work jell for a bit, there’ll be plenty of time next week to make up for taking it slow now.

 

Cancer- Neptune and Mars in your House of Philosophy later in the week could have you feeling very pessimistic, especially with Mercury going retrograde in your House of Work just as Jupiter squares Mars and makes you painfully aware that you’re spinning your wheels in a dead end situation at work. Uranus moving backwards into your House of Career and opposing Venus standing still in you House of Foundations could be just the inspiration you need in this seemingly hopeless situation to say, “**ck it,” and take a risk on something new, after all, if not now, when, and if not here, where? Next week as Mars and Venus align you may just find yourself transformed into a fount of ideas instead of the dry well you see yourself as now.

 

Leo- Reminiscing about better days could be either a subconscious strategy for remaining in your comfort zone, or a conscious one to get your ass in gear and do something different to kick-start yourself into a more auspicious future. It’s up to you. Jupiter in your House of Creativity and Mars in your House of Transformation should provide all the torque you need to get things moving, especially if you’re willing to react to the provocations of Uranus retrograde entering your House of Philosophy and take a new perspective on what is more important in your life now, comfort or meaning? It’s not a trick question, just one that you need to be honest with yourself about. Neptune in your House of Transformation squaring Mercury going station/retrograde in your House of Creativity could give you either deep insights or facile explanations about your current state of affairs; you’ll know which is which by how good or bad you feel after making a choice.

 

Virgo- Frustrations on the home front may be more about a subconscious desire for freedom rather than a need to renovate anything or move somewhere else. Think of your living space as a metaphor of yourself, you can remain trapped in your habits and comfort zone or else you could reach out and embrace something off the beaten path of your usual routine. Saturn in your House of Creativity could be either a restrictive or an organizing influence in this situation, but as Uranus backs up into your House of Transformation to oppose Venus in your House of Self Worth you’ll never know for sure what inscrutable Saturn is thinking unless you are willing to risk trying something different than your same old same old.

 

Libra- As Venus comes to a standstill this week in your sign, you could be feeling vulnerable and hence are surprised by a response you get from someone regarding something you’ve created. There’s no accounting for taste and opinions are like noses, everybody has one, yet you should ask yourself why you feel so naked whenever someone reacts to something you’ve put out there? It may be time to realize just how low an opinion you have of yourself if someone liking something you’ve done is such a surprise or, if any level of criticism at all makes you feel like you’re being told you’re a failure. Creating anything brings responsibilities, meaning that mistakes are inevitable and success is impossible unless we are willing to accept what it takes to make something better and then act accordingly.

 

Scorpio- Your intensity is usually what puts others on their heels, although with intellectual Mercury and Jupiter in your House of Self Worth squaring both Mars and Neptune in your House of Romance, you could be the one now who is a total “Fool for Love.” This will no doubt be exacerbated by Venus standing still behind the scenes as impetuous Uranus retrograde freezes her like a deer in the headlights as he moves in and out of your your House of Relationships. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Communication will also likely find you tongue tied as well, but don’t worry, your goofiness will make you eminently approachable so sit back and enjoy being swept off your feet by a prince or princess charming.

 

Sagittarius- Now that Jupiter has returned home to your sign you should feel inspired to move beyond any obstacles that may have been holding you back. Later in the week as Mars pulls into your House of Family and Mercury goes retrograde in your sign, be prepared for squabbles big and small. A word to the wise though, don’t be so willing to engage individuals who’ve annoyed you in the past, use the transcendental qualities of Jupiter to ignore these people like they were in another universe (which essentially they are if you don’t live on planet ridiculous). If you have a message to get out there or even a presentation to make, a trine at the end of the week between Venus and Mars in your Houses of Groups and Communications respectively should give you the necessary charisma and gift of gab to make you an unqualified success……cheers!

 

Capricorn- Mercury going station/retrograde behind the scenes and squaring Neptune in your House of Communications could end up making your interactions with people this week quite confusing. You may have trouble remembering what you’ve either said or heard and with the Sun squaring Mars in your House of Self Worth you’ll also be more than likely to think that the other person is needlessly being a jerk about it, which could very well be the case, however, if you hope to get anything done just make sure that your frustration doesn’t get the best of you.With Venus retrograde transiting Libra and your House of Public Image you’ll probably have the necessary charm to get through any misunderstandings, but only if you can keep quiet and try not to take anyone too seriously (including yourself).

 

Aquarius- It will be very easy this week to put your foot in your mouth, so if you’re not the featured speaker at a contortionist’s convention make sure you watch what you say. Mercury will be going retrograde in your House of Groups and as it squares Neptune in your House of Self Worth make sure you keep your ego in check as well, especially with Uranus retrograde backing up into your House of Communication to oppose Venus retrograde in your House of Philosophy; you’re not right no matter what, so don’t force someone to have to tell you that. As both Saturn and Pluto get closer to each other behind the scenes you could end up being penalized in unexpected ways for breaking protocol, so try to play nice with the other children, even if you’re convinced you are the only one who knows what’s going on……Not!!!

 

Pisces- As Mars enters your sign this week with Neptune already there, don’t be surprised if you start to feel like you’re driving a car in the fog and getting nowhere. Mercury going station/retrograde in your House of Career and squaring Neptune will likely make this feeling that you’re accomplishing nothing even worse, just as Jupiter squaring Mars will make you want to go even faster. And if that isn’t enough, Uranus retrograde will be backing up into your House of Self Worth to oppose Venus retrograde in your House of Transformation, which could be translated as, “be careful and don’t assume anything”…..Like Felix in the Odd Couple once said, when you assume you make an “ass” out of “u” and “me.” Consider this observation carefully before you try to push anything forward this week.