Mr. Saturn’s Stars #109 Weekly Horoscopes for 11/18-11/24, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 11/18- 11/24, 2019

 

 Aries- No doubt this week will be an unusual one as normally communicative and busy Mercury slows up to eventually stand still in your House of Transformation. As the rest of the planets continue mingling, aggressive Mars will leave the balanced sign of Libra and enter into his home sign of Scorpio, where he will oppose erratic Uranus in Taurus. What all of this could mean for you rams is that your desires may have to be put on hold for the time being, leading to much frustration and perhaps even an unexpected outburst. On the other hand, both Venus and Jupiter will be conjunct in your House of Philosophy and the optimistic sign of Sagittarius, meaning that if you can manage to curb your expectations and instead take things as they come, life could end up being a little bit more rewarding than circumstances would lead you to believe.

 

Taurus- A partnership could end up being stuck in the mud this week as Mercury, the planet of communication, goes station/direct now and stands stock still in your House of Relationships. At the same time Mars, the planet of War and Action, will also be entering into your House of Relationships where it will oppose unpredictable Uranus in your sign. You like things to be organized, planned, and consistent and if anyone tries to rearrange your comfort zone things could get a little dicey, if you know what I mean? The Sun entering your House of Transformation and the philosophical sign of Sagittarius could help to shine a light on some of your control issues, especially since both Venus and Jupiter will also be in your House of Transformation, perhaps helping you to be a little more amenable to the fact that life is change and that’s how we differ from the rocks.

 

Gemini- As Mercury goes station/direct this week and stands absolutely still in your House of Work and Mars also enters the same House to oppose crazy, unpredictable Uranus behind the scenes, things on the job will likely be frustrating and/or unproductive for the time being. Saturn in your House of Transformation aligning with Neptune in your House of Career could also speak to delays and needing to take one step back to move two steps forward. The silver lining in this undoubtedly gray cloud of a week will probably be the conjunction of Venus and Jupiter in your House of Partnerships, meaning that if you can’t seem to get anything done at work this would probably be a good time to focus on someone in your personal life you may have been neglecting and make sure they get some real quality time from you to make up for what you haven’t been doing.

 

Cancer- As Mercury stands still this week in your House of Creativity and Mars enters the same area to oppose Uranus in  your House of Groups and Dreams, you will likely be frustrated that your ideas aren’t being listened too either at work or in a group setting. This annoyance will likely be further compounded by the fact that Saturn in your House of Partnerships will be aligning with Neptune in your House of Philosophy, setting the stage for some serious lethargy (perhaps even depression). However, on the personal side, you may end up having quite a good week socially with lots of laughs either at home or on an outing with friends. Venus will be meeting up with jovial Jupiter in your House of Health and together they will be aligning with a balancing Libra Moon later in the week, meaning that if you do start out being frustrated with a situation beyond your control you will likely be able to let off some steam by the time the weekend comes along.

 

Leo- If you haven’t been getting the reactions you want from people as of late this may be the week you stop trying to fix a problem with the same mindset that created it and instead consider taking a new approach to your frustrations. Mercury station/direct along with Mars in your House of Foundations will both be opposing unpredictable Uranus in your House of Public Image, which will likely put you in an emotional cul-de-sac where the only way out is to face yourself in the mirror and go within. One you’re willing to confront an issue and see it for what it is, Venus and Jupiter joining together in your House of Creativity should provide all the inspiration you’ll need to rise to the occasion and rally to victory. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Work aligning with Neptune in your House of Transformation are about not only trusting your intuition, but also having a willingness to act on it despite whatever conventional wisdom may try to convince you of. Have the courage of your convictions and you may just change something after all.

 

Virgo- With Mercury standing still in your House of Communication and Mars opposing chaotic Uranus from the same House, you may end up feeling abandoned this week by someone who is very important to you. Saturn in your House of Creativity aligning with Neptune in your House of Partnerships will try to explain that this is probably not the case, although for a little while your frustrations may get the better of you. Not too worry. We learn to trust people by trusting them and sometimes the inertia that seems to exist before they come through for us is precisely how we learn the importance of faith and courage. Later in the week when Venus conjuncts Jupiter at the bottom of your chart you will realize that you didn’t suffer an ordeal at all during this time, rather you discovered some inner (and outer) resources you didn’t know you had.

 

Libra- With this week’s Mars/Uranus opposition in your Houses of Self Worth and Transformation you will likely be feeling frustrated if your recent efforts haven’t created the changes you were hoping for. This will probably be further exacerbated by Mercury standing still for the whole week, although in the near future the Messenger Planet will be coming into a nice alignment with both Saturn and Neptune, meaning that in the approaching weeks you will come to see that any delays that transpired were for a good reason and then it will likely be full speed ahead for your hopes and dreams. In the meantime, instead of being down at the mouth because things in your life seem to have stagnated, try to cultivate an attitude that no news is good news until you learn otherwise. And you very well might by the end of the week as Venus conjuncts Jupiter in your House of Communication in the buoyant and optimistic sign of Sagittarius. Luck is falling from the sky, watch out!!!

 

Scorpio- You may be thinking “It’s déjà vu all over again” in regards to some recent problems with a friend or co-worker as Mercury stands still for the whole week in your sign and Mars opposes Uranus in your House of Partnerships. The frustration regarding this matter will be hard to ignore, after all, how much is enough and how many times can you do something before you realize it’s not working? The hardest thing to realize about this situation may be that it is the other person’s problem and not yours. Consider the fact that it’s only impacting you negatively because you want this other individual to be different. Venus and Jupiter holding hands in your House of Self Worth should help with your sense of self-love so that you don’t continue blaming yourself and acting responsible for someone else’s failure. Maybe this is a time in your life when you need to sink or swim based on your own merit and not another’s excuses?

 

Sagittarius- With Venus and Jupiter arm in arm this week in your sign you should be positively sparkling! Even with Mars behind the scenes opposing Uranus in your House of Work and Mercury stationing for the entire time, there probably won’t be anything that will be able to get you down for long, and certainly nothing that will keep you down permanently. Hell, you might even finally be okay with Saturn in your House of Self Worth as you slowly start to realize the tremendous service The Teacher has been doing for you by forcing you to deal with every kind of problem under the Sun in order to eventually realize your intrinsic value in any given situation. The Sun will also be entering your sign this week so as your season begins make sure to follow the totem for your sign and keep your arrows directed toward the heavens. Aim for the absolute best and even if you fall a little short happiness will still be yours.

 

Capricorn- Life is generally on a need to know basis, although this week that maxim may be taken to a new extreme, especially as Mercury stations for the entire week in your House of Groups making it seem as if you’re the last one to be told anything. You may not be happy with this neglect toward you on the part of others, especially as Mars enters the touchy sign of Scorpio to oppose Uranus in your House of Creativity and you find yourself reacting in some very non-productive ways. By non-productive I mean ways that are self-demeaning rather than just merely reactionary, particularly since both Venus and Jupiter are conjunct behind the scenes in your chart and you just can’t imagine anyone not feeling as magnanimous as you do. I think the trick here is not to try to solve what is clearly someone else’s problem in regards to relating, but instead forge your own solutions and stop insisting that the world should always be a cooperative venture; sometimes it is and sometimes it isn’t.

 

Aquarius- Your lack of ambition now might be more of a control issue rather than a matter of laziness. How so? Perhaps rebellious Uranus at the bottom of your chart opposing control oriented Mars in your House of Public Image might explain why you’d rather underachieve alone rather than risk interacting with a group where your sovereignty would be challenged. Add to that Saturn camping out behind the scenes in your chart and aligning with Neptune in your House of Self Worth and what we could have here is a recipe for withdrawal in order to reduce any possible variables that would challenge or criticize your very big (or very small) ego, depending on how you look at it. What is the solution? Venus and Jupiter together in your House of Groups would suggest that you have nothing to fear but fear itself in regards to what anyone may want of you and, conversely, everything to gain if you can realize “All you need is Love…….And you can learn how to play the game, it’s easy…….”

 

Pisces- With Venus and Jupiter conjunct now in your House of Career you could end up being a lot luckier than you realize. The downside, if there is any, will likely involve Mars in your House of Philosophy opposing Uranus in your House of Communication. In other words, if you can be patient and play your cards close to the vest in a professional situation, whoever seems to be lording over you now may end up needing you at some point in the near future and that’s when you can make your move to either improve your current situation or else exit to a better one that you’ve been quietly searching for on the down low. Either way, trust that the universe will provide what you need. Now if it turns out your basic needs are being taken care of in your current situation, then be willing to put up with it until you manifest something even better, and you will!

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #105 Weekly Horoscopes for 10/14-10/20, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 10/14-10/20, 2019

 

 Aries- With the Sun in your House of Partnerships aspecting Jupiter in your House of Long Distance Affairs, you could become possessed by some wanderlust this week, although this case of itchy feet won’t be just your run of the mill need to get away. With Mercury in Scorpio passing through your House of Transformation and aligning with Pluto in your House of Career, the need you’re feeling now to go exploring is being driven by something much more deep and transformative. Neptune behind the scenes aligning with both Mercury and Saturn will likely motivate you to follow a feeling you can neither explain nor ignore, meaning there is nothing you can really do but allow your inner voice to guide you to new frontiers and levels of consciousness……….Find “The Center of the Cyclone.”

 

Taurus- How have you been feeling as of late? The Sun in your House of Health and the balanced sign of Libra might have you noticing that you could feel better, particularly as Jupiter in your House of Transformation is aligning with the Sun and accentuating any little ache or pain that comes up. Mars is also in your House of Health and as the planet of strength and physicality inconjuncts erratic Uranus in your sign, you may be feeling some recent stress in a much more visceral way than you ever have before. Mercury in your House of Relationships aligning with Pluto in your House of Philosophy could indicate that this stress is the result of something bubbling under the surface in a relationship with someone close. Look around in your life to see if there’s a pink elephant in the room everyone is ignoring ……. Leave no stone unturned……Your day to day wellness may depend on it.

 

Gemini- As Neptune transits your House of Career and Public Image, make sure you’re not overestimating your ability to make the world be what you want it to be. Mercury in your House of Routines aligning with Pluto in your House of Transformation will create the necessary cracks for the truth to leak out, so make sure you’re careful about what you say in regards to any accusations being leveled at you. There may be a smoking gun you’re either not aware of or you think no one will ever find. Before you assume anything though think again. Saturn in your House of Other People’s Money is being approached by Venus, meaning that it won’t be the proof of a matter that sinks you, but rather the completely dishonest way you’re trying to cover it up that will be your downfall. Distraction can go just so far and I think no one is going to be fooled anymore by the lipstick you’re trying to put on this pig.

 

Cancer- As the Sun and Mars go through your House of Foundations don’t be surprised if the apple cart gets upset and you’re forced to confront either a bully or a problem at work that just won’t go away. Jupiter in your House of Routines aligning with the Sun will find others looking to you for guidance in this matter and as Mercury in your House of Creativity aligns with Pluto in your House of partnerships, you could end up joining forces with a past adversary to take down a common threat. The redeeming quality about many low vibrational, evil people is that they are usually not very smart, which will likely be your ace in the hole as Mercury also aligns with Neptune in your House of Philosophy and you completely out maneuver and out strategize someone who thinks they have your number. Stupid is as stupid does and that should turn out to be very good for you indeed.

 

Leo- With Saturn and Pluto transiting your House of Work and aligning with Neptune in your House of Transformation, problems that arise now on the job are not designed to thwart you or make your life a misery, rather the challenges facing you now are there so that you will discover through necessity just how resourceful and dynamic you can be. If you don’t believe me then just listen to Jupiter in your House of Creativity as he aligns beautifully with the Sun passing through your House of Communication. If you have any ideas about how to turn a shit show at work into a well-oiled machine then speak up! Uranus going through your House of Career will begin the week joining hands with the Moon, meaning that if you’re willing to take a chance you could wind up being the next big thing……Let your freak flag fly, it may turn out to be more mainstream than you think.

 

Virgo- Often leadership is based on someone willing to take charge rather than being given charge. With Mercury in Scorpio now passing through your House of Communication and aligning with Pluto in your House of Creativity, maybe it’s time for you to call out some of your colleagues on their bullshit, especially if they’re skating by you up the ladder of success by convincing everyone their shit don’t stink. Saturn is also in your House of Creativity and as he lines up with Neptune in your House of Partnerships don’t assume that someone else has your best interests in mind or that they’re even being fair in regards to dealing with you behind the scenes. We have one go around in this life, so follow your heart, do the right thing, and don’t shy away from fighting the good fight, especially when everything you hold dear is at stake.

 

Libra- Mercury going through your House of Self Worth and aligning with both Saturn and Pluto at your Foundation should provide you with the break you so desperately need, but only if you’re willing to speak your truth and not compromise based on worrying that everyone might not understand what you’re trying to do. Uranus in your House of Transformation opposing Venus could bring this unexpected good news through a very unusual channel or via a circumstance that will at first seem like what you want is not going to happen. Remember though, Uranus is unpredictable and as he inconjuncts Mars in your sign that dark cloud that looks like it’s going to soak you may very well have a silver lining. And don’t forget, Jupiter in your House of Communication will be aligning nicely with the Sun in your sign so miracles are entirely possible………Surprise!!!

 

Scorpio- As Venus and Mercury pass through your sign and come into alignment with both Saturn and Pluto in your House of Communication, you could end up being a very pithy and entertaining fount of wisdom this week. You clearly see people and situations for who and what they are and your ability to discern truth from BS will be invaluable to friends, family, and colleagues. What needs to change for you though is that you can’t be giving away all this experience and insight for free, especially since those you’re helping are profiting from your pearls of wisdom and not giving you credit where credit is due. Jupiter in your House of Self Worth aligning with a Libra Sun behind the scenes may make you want to take the “charitable” high road, but don’t you dare. Neptune in your House of Creativity should be able to help you to figure out some fair and equitable compensation, so crunch some numbers and see what works for everyone. Now that would be some true idealism!

 

Sagittarius- Jupiter in your sign aligning with the Sun in your House of Friends should make you a very good companion this week, so if you get any invites make sure you accept them. Mercury and Venus behind the scenes in the deep sign of Scorpio will likely provide you with a penetrating wit, especially as they align with both Saturn and Pluto in your House of Self Worth. Mostly your banter will be delightfully snarky, but if anyone is dumb enough to try and get a laugh at your expense they might find out just how cutting you can be……Ouch!!! Uranus in your House of Work will be irritated by an inconjunct from Mars passing through your House of Dreams, so be careful. You are sharp as a tack right now, but you don’t want to inadvertently turn off a potential benefactor who doesn’t have as developed a sense of humor as you…….Especially about themselves.

 

Capricorn- AsSaturn and Pluto in your sign are each aspected by both Venus and Mercury passing through your House of Groups, you could be thrust into a position of leadership at this time, though it might be contingent on if you’re willing to tell the truth no matter what the cost. At first this will seem like a scary proposition, but with Neptune also in the mix in your House of Communication you should be in possession of the proper tact and insight to be able to accurately express what’s really going on in a situation to the benefit of everyone involved. Uranus in your House of Creativity will be inconjuncted by Mars passing through your House of Groups, which could mean that while there will be those who will reward you for your candor, there will also be others who will hate you for it. The good news is that the haters are soon to be on their way out, so no worries.

 

Aquarius- What you don’t say now could end up being just as important as what you do say, so think before you toot your horn. Uranus at your Foundation is mixing things up and as he inconjuncts Mars going through your House of Philosophy discretion will most certainly be the better part of valor at this time. Mercury and Venus going through your House of Public Image and the clandestine sign of Scorpio will be in positive alignment with both Saturn and Pluto behind the scenes, setting the stage for actions to be far more eloquent (and affective) than words. Noble Jupiter in your House of Groups and a balanced Libra Sun in your House of Philosophy would second the motion, so try your best to be as Zen as possible this week and you’ll likely end up riding the Tao right into the catbird seat……

 

Pisces- Your sign is generally thought to be more intuitive than intellectual, however, as they say in Zen, it’s all mind and it’s all a mystery. Venus and Mercury in your House of Philosophy and the penetrating sign of Scorpio will be aligning with both Saturn and Pluto in your House of Dreams and Neptune in your sign, making you about as insightful now as one could be in a physical body, so make sure you listen to that mystical mind of yours and do what feels in alignment with what’s around you. Uranus in your House of Thinking and Communication could represent an element of genius, particularly as he inconjuncts Mars in your House of Transformation. The trick now will be to act on your premonitions and not limit your true creative insight in a box of logic that may not be appropriate to the unique set of circumstances you’re being confronted with.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #94 Weekly Horoscopes for 7/28- 8/4, 2019

 

Weekly Horoscopes for 7/29-8/4, 2019

 

 Aries- With The Sun, a New Moon, and Venus all in your sign this week you will no doubt be feeling Fab, however, since all of these planets will also be squaring Uranus in your House of Self Worth you also might end up being a little less than fabulous with anyone who’s not on your bandwagon. Mercury going station/direct in the emotional sign of Cancer and opposing Pluto in your House of Career could find you taking the ups and downs at work a little too personally, particularly if you find out that you’re not quite the legend to others that you are in your own mind. Nevertheless, Mars in your House of Creativity will ultimately help you to transform any caterpillars of frustration into butterflies of invention. So yes, you’re unsinkable, but only if you keep swimming…….Stroke, stroke, stroke…….

 

Taurus- Your comfort zone could get upended this week as Uranus in your sign squares the Sun, Venus, and a New Moon in your House of Foundations. Try not to get too excited if inconvenience knocks down your front door. Look at any difficulties as being growing pains rather than onslaughts against your long term stability, or worse, bad luck. Jupiter retrograde in your House of Transformation has been sending you hints that changes were in the works and as the King of the Planets continues to align with Mars in proud Leo make it a point to forge your own way if you think that any Group you’re part of is not respecting your particular needs. Saturn and Neptune retrograde can help you learn what you are capable of, but first you have to accept that you need to let go of the security of being a big fish in a small pond.

Gemini- As Uranus behind the scenes squares the Sun, Venus, and a New Moon in your House of Communication you will likely feel the urge to shoot off your mouth, just be aware that bragging to camouflage the fact that you’re feeling vulnerable isn’t fooling anyone but you, particularly as Neptune retrograde in your House of Public Image aligns with Saturn retrograde in your House of Transformation and the stuff you’re in denial about has already punched your ticket and the train is leaving without you. As Mercury, the planet of communication, goes station/direct in your House of Self Worth and starts to move into an opposition with Pluto in your House of Change, you’d be better off trying to talk with a Therapist at this time rather than spewing some Freudian bile at a world that doesn’t really care if you’re fabulous or not. The opposite of love is not hate, it’s indifference and that means no one is paying attention.

 

Cancer- Mercury going station/direct in your sign and opposing Pluto in your House of Relationships should be a cue for you to pay attention to your interactions with others and contemplate where your current frustrations are really coming from. The Sun, Venus, and the New Moon in your House of Self Worth are all squaring Uranus in your House of Dreams and Groups, meaning that perhaps you’ve inadvertently been too willing to let others control how you think rather than focusing instead on what needs to be done in order to change your life into something that’s uniquely yours. Both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Partnerships are aligning with Neptune in your House of Philosophy, meaning that perhaps the time has finally come for you to realize that your uber sensitivity can either be debilitating or freeing; it all depends on whether you can draw healthy boundaries. Remember, helicopters can’t catch jet planes.

 

Leo- As the Sun, Venus, and a New Moon all cross through your sign like a roman candle across the sky you’ll no doubt be feeling energetic and confident. Next, enter unpredictable Uranus in your House of Career and this week could very well likely end up being a test to see what you’re really made of. While a challenge on the job may seem like an inconvenience when it occurs, it may actually be your ticket out of a dead end situation and into a wider world of possibilities. Jupiter retrograde in your House of Creativity aligning with Mars in your sign should activate the innate sense of pride that is natural to your sign, so that when Saturn retrograde aligns with Neptune in your House of Transformation, you’ll no doubt be more ready than you’ve ever been to take the tiger by the tail, take the money and run, whatever…….Just do it!!!

 

Virgo- What do you want from life and what has to happen for you to get your ass in gear and go for it? The Sun, Venus, and a New Moon are all behind the scenes in your chart passing through the proud sign of Leo and telling you what you deserve, but what are you doing about it? Now here comes Uranus in your House of Philosophy and that crazy mofo ain’t gonna talk about the theory of manifestation with you, nah, he’s gonna push you in the pool and say “if y’all wanna get to the other side then start swimming. Oh, you’re getting water up your nose, so what, that’s part of it!!!” Both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Creativity aligning with Neptune in your House of Partnerships are also trying to tell you that if you can be bold enough to get after it then you’re already half-way to what you hope to be……..The rest is just a matter of time.

 

Libra- The Sun, Venus, and a New Moon in your House of Dreams are certainly activating your desires to succeed, however, since you’ve been slaving away at your dreams for a while now you’re probably growing more and more frustrated trying to figure out what’s missing in your success story? Chaotic, random, unexpected Uranus in your House of Transformation could be just what you need, yet you won’t know it until a synchronicity, paradox, or some other weird ass phenomenon upsets you’re oh so logical world and scares the crap out of you (in a good way, of course) so that it will become necessary for you to jump off whatever cliff you have to in order to see if you can fly. Both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Foundations have been preparing you for this, but since you can’t know what’s going to change you until it does, enter transcendental Neptune to whisper in your ear that the universe loves you, even if it seems more like an S & M affair right now than a fairy tale.

 

Scorpio- As the Sun, Venus, and a New Moon cross through your House of Career this week you will likely be feeling ambitious, however, be careful what you wish for. Uranus will be transiting your House of Partnerships so expect the unexpected in regards to what may be asked of you by a colleague or boss. Jupiter retrograde going through your House of Self Worth and aligning with Mars in your House of Career will be giving you a real crash course now on what it means to be in charge of a professional situation when a real shit show gets dumped in your lap to fix. This is the type of assignment that could really get you noticed, although it’s also the type of situation that could drive you crazy. As Forrest Gump used to say, “Crazy is as crazy does”…..Or was it “stupid is as stupid does?”…….Whatever…..I mean you’d have to be both crazy and stupid to agree to what you’ve agreed to, right? Just make sure you are adequately compensated not just congratulated.

 

Sagittarius- As your ruling planet of Jupiter lingers in your sign, this is a time when you could really learn something about the world (as well as yourself) that could propel you to the next level of awareness. It will likely begin with zany, synchronistic, paradoxical Uranus barreling through your House of Routines like a hurricane and disrupting whatever order exists in your life, either at work or at home. Next there will be the Sun, Venus and the New Moon in your House of Philosophy and the proud sign of Leo squaring crazy old Uranus, meaning that what ever shit may hit the fan at this time will likely bring out talents and courage you never knew you had! Of course you’ll be freaking out as Mercury stations in the emotional sign of Cancer and your House of Transformation while at the same time Pluto in your House of Self Worth is shaking you up like an earthquake. However, no one has to know that any of this inner stuff is going, particularly if you can manage to keep your shit together and slay whatever dragon you’re facing like a true Master. Heroes are made, not born, and this week you’ll have all the fixings you’ll need.

 

Capricorn-Whatever is necessary to activate your inner warrior, this week may be the time it comes barreling down the pike right at you. The Sun, Venus, and a New Moon will all be sparkling in your House of Transformation and the fiery sign of Leo, while at the same time innovative, iconoclastic Uranus will be squaring them all from your House of Creativity. This is the stuff both genius and disasters are made of, so be careful. Saturn and Pluto in your sign will be right there for you, especially as they align with compassionate Neptune, who will remind crusty old Saturn that you Capricorns are his own and well, if he’s gonna preach responsibility to you Mountain Goats then he better damn well set an example and be there for you in your time of need. Jupiter retrograde behind the scenes should give you all the poise you will require, while at the same time Mars will be right behind him to kick ass and take names. To you who are about to prevail, we salute you!

 

Aquarius- Your ability to be there now for someone could turn out to be as important for you as it is for them. The Sun, Venus, and the New Moon in your House of Partnerships squaring Uranus in your Symbolic Foundations could likely bring about a minor emergency that in and of itself is not all that threatening, however, the emotional bond that will be established between you and another as this situation is dealt with could be life changing for both of you. Mercury going station/direct in your House of Routines and opposing Pluto retrograde behind the scenes represent secrets revealed, meaning that you could unveil a very profound connection between yourself and someone else that makes all the difference in your respective futures. Sometimes Soul Mates have to be Hole Mates first.

 

Pisces- Sometimes before you can be a success you first need to be able to take pride in a job well done. The Sun, Venus, and the New Moon in your House of Work will be sowing the seeds of a true professionalism in your life now, as they are both helped and challenged by a square to chaotic Uranus in your House of Local Surroundings and Short Journeys. Do whatever is necessary and spend the extra time to get something right. It will be appreciated by whoever you’re doing it for, but more importantly it will teach you about responsibility, confidence, and pride. Both Saturn and Pluto retrograde will be impressed by your determination and as they align nicely with Neptune in your sign, you will no doubt be laying the foundations for a reputation that will be your business card for a long time to come.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #92 Weekly Horoscopes for 7/15-7/21, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 7/15-7/21, 2019

 

 Aries- As the Sun, Venus, and Mercury retrograde pass through your House of Home and Foundations this week to oppose both Saturn and Pluto retrograde along with a Full Moon in your House of Career, the demands of public life could end up putting an undue amount of pressure on your domestic sphere. Pay attention to someone close who you’ve been neglecting as of late and try to make the time to at least let them know you’ve been thinking of them (have you?). Mars in your House of Creativity is at the tail end of its square to crazy old Uranus in your House of Self Worth so be vigilant about losing sight of the forest for the trees and believing that whatever is going on in your life is the center of the universe. Jupiter retrograde in your House of Philosophy is trying to point out that you’ve made this sort of self-absorbed mistake before so the likelihood of being forgiven for it by people you’ve overlooked in the past is slim at best. Try and be considerate.

 

Taurus- The dilemma this week will be about what you need to say to someone as opposed to what you think they can hear without being offended. The Sun, Venus, and Mercury retrograde in your House of Communication will have you feeling a need to be gentle with this individual, however, with both Saturn and Pluto retrograde plus a Full Moon in your House of Philosophy and the no nonsense sign of Capricorn, you know full well that if you water down your message to this person you will be making it easy for them to ignore something that would be in their best interests to acknowledge. So what to do? Should you play the safe short game of “yessing” them to death or do you risk what is perhaps a fair weather friendship by telling them the unadulterated truth? Mars still being in orb to a square with Uranus could having you feeling very anxious about this, although Jupiter retrograde in your House of Transformation could help you learn from your mistakes and choose telling the truth as opposed to pretending otherwise.

 

Gemini- With the Sun, Venus, and Mercury retrograde all in your House of Self Worth and the sensitive sign of Cancer, you could be feeling especially vulnerable this week, particularly with both Saturn and Pluto retrograde as well as a Full Moon all lining up in your House of Transformation to remind you that responsibility is a fact of life and as of late you have been severely lacking in that category. As Mars in your House of Communication moves closer to Jupiter retrograde in your House of Partnership, you will probably feel convinced that you can just palm off any crap you want on anyone and they’ll accept it because of the high opinion you assume people have of you, well, get over yourself. If you’ve done something wrong there will be a reckoning, although with 5 retrograde planets now it may take a minute but it’s coming. My advice, stop doubling down and try apologizing…….It may be too little too late but at least it’s something.

 

Cancer- As both Saturn and Pluto retrograde along with a Full Moon pass through your House of Relationships and oppose the Sun, Venus, and Mercury retrograde in your sign, you are likely witnessing some of the associations in your life changing in some very unexpected ways. Perhaps someone you always thought was against you is actually neutral and could now be swinging to your side, or maybe you’re not the person you once were and some long standing grudges are just not worth the effort anymore? Either way, as Mars moves through your House of Self Worth and gets closer to a beneficial alignment with Jupiter retrograde in your House of Work it would definitely be to your advantage now to take the high road and leave any counterproductive or petty squabbles in the past. With 5 retrograde planets at this time the focus should be on review, so look back at all the times you may have shot yourself in the foot by going off half-cocked and instead try to make sure the safety is on your temper this week before you go wielding it about self-righteously, or worse, insecurely. Your time is coming if you believe in yourself……Tough question, huh?

 

Leo- You know the story about the splinter in the Lion’s paw don’t you? With the Sun, Venus, and Mercury retrograde all behind the scenes in the sensitive sign of Cancer it’s probably time for you to stop feeling hurt by something that happened in the past and either address the perpetrator or let that shit go. Saturn and Pluto retrograde along with a Full Moon in your House of Daily Routines would suggest that any underlying depression over this matter has not only put you in a long term funk but may also be affecting your health. Mars in your sign should give you all the courage you need to either face this issue, especially as the God of War pulls closer to a beneficial aspect with regal Jupiter in your House of Creativity and Fun. What’s that trite New Age saying? Oh yeah, “Don’t sweat the small stuff; and it’s all small stuff.” If you can manage to control your gag reflex for a second and think about what I just wrote, you might realize that for you right now this is absolutely true!

 

Virgo- As Saturn and Pluto retrograde along with a Full Moon pass through your House of Creativity to oppose the Sun, Venus, and Mercury retrograde in your House of Groups, something you have been dreaming of and working towards since forever could finally get the helping hand it needs! Mars behind the scenes in the proud sign of Leo has just passed out of a volatile square with rebellious Uranus in your House of Philosophy and will soon be moving into a beneficial aspect with Jupiter retrograde in your Foundations area, meaning that if you feel you deserve this break then make sure you make the most of it. Of course you could be just telling yourself you deserve it, but then again if you’re doing that then what did you believe in the first place if it wasn’t your eventual success? I know this sounds confusing, but success is a psychological state rather than a material one- and if you don’t believe me then just think about how many times you complained about something only because you happened to be bored? Scary thought, isn’t it?

 

Libra- Sometimes the difficulties we encounter in life are more about a necessary evolution rather than our having made any sort of mistake. As the Sun, Venus, and Mercury retrograde march across your House of Career, expect a breakthrough in regards to something that has been holding you back despite your hard work. Saturn and Pluto retrograde plus a Full Moon going through your House of Career have been stunting your professional growth for a while now, yet realize that if you’re ever going to move forward it will have to be as a new version of yourself and not the part of you that has felt isolated and bored over the last few months. Mars going through your House of Dreams and Jupiter retrograde going through your House of Communication could see you getting a second wind as well as some inspiration as you rediscover the sort of excitement you had back in the day when you were hungry and a believer. Hallelujah!

 

Scorpio- Rebuilding takes time and since you’ve been investing in yourself for a while now expect to see some dividends coming up in the near future. Saturn and Pluto retrograde along with a Full Moon in your House of Communication opposing the Sun, Venus, and Mercury retrograde in your House of Philosophy could see you having an effect on others at this time that could be quite surprising. Have you ever heard the saying, “Healer, heal thyself?” Well, over the past months you’ve been doing just that, so don’t be shocked if others start looking to you as someone who just might have some answers to their little dilemmas. Of course the only real answer to many of our problems is to be patient and forgive ourselves, but since you’ve already done that, don’t be surprised if you inadvertantly end up being someone’s guru, whether you like it or not. Just keep in mind not to take yourself to seriously and simply enjoy this new sense of well being…….Namaste.

 

Sagittarius- The question now is not how badly do you want to change, but rather how much will you let yourself change? There could be a whole host of reasons for an unwillingness to transform yourself, but I think for you it might have something to do with letting go of your perceived faults as well as with your sense of self worth. The Sun, Venus, and Mercury retrograde are all passing through your House of Death and Transformation and the emotional sign of Cancer, while in opposition to this sensitive trio are both Saturn and Pluto retrograde as well as a Full Moon in your House of Self Worth. You can be much too hard on yourself and though this is not a hot flash from the newsroom it is something that one can get used too with insidious results. Realize that self-criticism is not about what you’ve done, it’s about an unwillingness to give yourself a chance to try. Mars moving now through your House of Philosophy is about to align with Jupiter retrograde in your sign, meaning that the mental part of this process needs to stop and the doing part must begin. Endeavor to walk that walk my friend and you might just end up somewhere.

 

Capricorn- The Full Moon in your sign this week is about nothing if not practicality and as it opposes the Sun, Venus, and Mercury retrograde in your House of Relationships make an effort to get out there and contribute something to either the community or someone you might know that’s in need. If you’ve been feeling disconnected at all from life reaching out may be just what the doctor ordered. Don’t underestimate the power of love to go around and then come around at double the investment. Jupiter retrograde behind the scenes will add an air of nobility to your intentions to do well and as he comes into a beneficial alignment with Mars in your House of Transformation and the proud sign of Leo, the love you take will no doubt at this time be equal to the love you make. To quote this guy currently running for POTUS, “Not Me US.” See the big picture.

 

Aquarius- You pride yourself on taking care of others but are you strong enough to let someone take care of you? The Full Moon behind the scenes in responsibility driven Capricorn will have you judging yourself not only on what you’ve done, but also on what you’re not doing, while on the other side of the zodiac the Sun, Venus, and Mercury retrograde will be posing the unavoidable question you only ask yourself secretly, “when will someone take care of me?” We’re back to the strength question again and with Mars in fiery Leo passing through your House of Relationships and moving into alignment with compassionate Jupiter in your House of Groups, strength for you at this time won’t be about being a leader but trusting your intuition enough to be a follower and feel that you’re not being weak. Oh the complicated webs we weave……

 

Pisces- With both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Dreams and a Full Moon arriving there this week you will have a lot of responsibilities falling on your shoulders now and no doubt you’re whining about it like a petulant child, however, have you also realized how lucky you are? At the same time all these challenges are gathering at your door step, the Sun, Venus, and Mercury retrograde are all partying in your House of Creativity and the nurturing sign of Cancer, meaning that if help isn’t right at hand it’s well within your grasp if you’re willing to be at all enterprising. Mars transiting now through your House of Health should give you plenty of energy and as he moves into alignment with Jupiter retrograde in your House of Career it would probably be a good idea to focus on some form of routine that not only strengthens your body but also disciplines your mind. With erratic Uranus on an extended visit in your House of Thinking, practicing some form of meditation may be just what you need to unleash some really powerful latent creativity.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #86 Weekly Horoscopes for 5/20-5/26, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 5/20-5/26, 2019

 

 Aries- As Mars enters the security oriented sign of Cancer and your House of Symbolic Foundations to align with Venus and Uranus in your House of Self Worth, you could find yourself speculating about possible rainy days ahead and what you might do to avert them. Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Career will also have you thinking about where your career might be going, especially with Neptune behind the scenes causing you to wonder if you want to continue along the path you’ve been on. As Mercury enters the Communication oriented sign of Gemini and the House it naturally rules, this could be the perfect time for you to start exploring the possibilities of doing what you’d like to for a living instead of what you have been doing just to make ends meet. As the Lunar Arc crosses your Mid-heaven make sure to get out there and explore the possibilities, you might be exactly what someone is looking for.

 

Taurus- Venus in your sign will have you desiring the best for yourself at this time, while Uranus in your sign and Mars in your House of Communication could find you all too willing to fight about it if anyone tries to deny your naturally materialistic nature. With both the Sun and Mercury entering the quixotic and chatty sign of Gemini, try to channel any frustration you may be feeling about what’s not working out for you now into some challenging mental exercise, perhaps in the form of a hobby or taking a class on something you’ve always wondered about but never took the time for. Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Philosophy aligning with Neptune in your House of Dreams could steer you toward an artistic endeavor, especially since Venus in your sign is already activating your good taste and you’re feeling particularly inspired; go for it!

 

Gemini-The Sun will enter your sign this week officially marking the beginning of Gemini season, during which time it will be aided and abetted by Mercury, the planet of both Communication and Business as well as your sign’s ruler. If you’re feeling ambitious (or insecure) this could be a particularly frenetic time for you as Uranus and Venus together behind the scenes will be flaming your desire for the good things in life while Mars in your House of Self Worth will have you feeling like life isn’t worth living unless you have the best of everything. This type of manifest destiny is what topples empires so be careful, although with both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Transformation you won’t be getting anything in the near future that you haven’t earned so, rather than drive yourself crazy, why don’t you instead try to calm yourself down with something like meditation or tai chi? Or perhaps even thinking about someone else besides yourself?

 

Cancer- Mars entering your sign this week should give you a burst of energy, especially as it aligns nicely with Venus and Uranus in your House of Dreams making you feel like you’re ready to give yourself a break from the trials and tribulations of taking care of the whole world by yourself. While escaping is a nice notion, we both know that you will continue to feel like everyone’s good time is dependent upon you, meaning you’ll probably channel that Mars energy into making damn sure everyone has what they need so you don’t go crazy listening to them complain. Sound nutty? Welcome to the cave of logic the crab creates by digging itself into the surf. Saturn and Pluto retrograde together in your House of Relationships aligning with Neptune in your House of Long Distance travels could find you both enjoying some time away and missing a loved one at the same time. We’re back to the crab digging itself into the beach so, if you can get to the shore why don’t you join your crustacean totem for a swim and get back to where this all started regarding you enjoying yourself.

 

Leo- With Venus and Uranus in your House of Career this week you could be exactly what someone has been looking for, however, don’t be too available just yet. Make sure to ask yourself, are they what you’ve been looking for? Mars behind the scenes in the sensitive sign of Cancer could have you feeling insecure, which might find you willing to settle for less just to be liked. Really? While Neptune in your House of Transformation is about letting go, that doesn’t mean disappearing into the shadow of someone else’s ego, particularly as the God of the Sea is aligning nicely with the rock of Gibraltar twins, Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Work, who are asking you to change like a rock erodes; slow and steady, in no rush to give in, but going with the flow. This is about your confidence baby……as the saying goes, “Strength bides its time while weakness feels a need to act.”

 

Virgo- Lots of things around you are changing at this time but the question is, are you changing? With four major planets now at the top of your chart, Venus and Uranus in your House of Philosophy and the Sun and Mercury about to enter your House of Career, what are you currently doing to manifest some of those gold plated dreams you like to strategize about? Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity and Neptune in  your House of Partnerships would suggest that you can’t conquer the world by yourself at this time, but on the other hand are you the best playmate you can be? Jupiter retrograde in your House of Foundations would indicate that some renovation is needed before you can start to build your stairway to heaven, yet are you willing to break your ego down to the studs to facilitate a complete overhaul of not only how the world sees you but how you see yourself? A word to the wise, our ability to accept help depends on whether or not we feel deserving. Chew on that for a while.

 

Libra- Mars has just crossed your Mid-Heaven so you may surprise a few people at this time by acting more like an Aries than a stereotypical Libra. Whether this is good or bad will have a lot to do with how deeply you may want something as both Venus and Uranus graze in the sign of Taurus and your House of Transformation. After all, a bull can be a lot like a cow until you wave a red flag in its face. Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Foundations have either taught you some patience over the last year or not and you’ll no doubt find out which when Neptune in your House of Daily Routines either delivers your expectations on time or fails to do so. The Lunar Arc this week will progress from your House of Communications (where it meets Jupiter retrograde) to your House of Creativity, meaning success for you now could be more about the process than the result. Ordinarily this would not be a problem for a Libra, so remember who you are.

 

Scorpio- With Venus and Uranus in your House of Partnerships activating Mars entering your House of Philosophy, the success of your interactions with others at this time will not be about acceptance or passivity, but rather about your ability to take action, meaning you’ll need to either extend an olive branch or take the tiger by the tail in order to break through some people’s ambivalence (or games). You’re in control now (whether you realize it or not) so leadership skills will be more valuable to you at this time than simple good manners or being agreeable. That’s not to say that Creativity won’t offer you an advantage as well, especially as Neptune in your House of Creativity aligns with Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Communications and you’re able to figure out ahead of time exactly what someone wants to hear and then find an inventive way not to placate them. To be so unapologetically real is a big step for you now, so take it, and enjoy a new bullshit free relationship with the world.

 

Sagittarius- Whatever you’re hoping to change right now should be helped along magnificently as Mars enters your House of Transformation, particularly if you’re looking to improve a process at work or perhaps even streamline your body. Doing it with someone else could also be to your advantage, as both the Sun and Mercury will be entering your House of Partnerships, so hire yourself an assistant or find an exercise buddy. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Self Worth aligning with Neptune in your House of Foundation is about fundamental change, and fundamental is a word combining both fun and mental, meaning that it is just as important to enjoy whatever you’re doing as it is to get the results you desire, especially if the whole process is supposedly to feel better about yourself. Meanwhile, Jupiter retrograde in your sign should help with the whole philosophical point of view that it is the journey not the destination that’s important. In other words, just keeping putting one foot in front of the other and you’ll eventually get there.

 

Capricorn- As Mars enters your House of Relationships and moves into an alignment with Venus and Uranus in your House of Romance, expect the unexpected this week, particularly in the legendary Battle of the Sexes. With Saturn and Pluto in your sign for a good long time now you have been reconstructing yourself for a while, so perhaps it’s finally time to get out there and see how you interact with the other kids? Of course someone special may stand out from the others, just try not to get nervous. They’re probably not following you around because they’re a hit man and someone’s taken a contract out on you, more likely it’s because they find you attractive. The Sun and Mercury moving into the social sign of Gemini and your House of Health may be trying to tell you that if you want to start feeling better about life, then perhaps you should try embracing it instead of requiring it to find you like a private detective. Jupiter retrograde behind the scenes is like a big dog who’s been raised with little dogs and doesn’t realize its size, meaning you should get out there and start practicing how to stretch into your true self. After all, you never know who might try to pet you while you’re working it out….. Woof! Woof!

 

Aquarius- As Mars enters your House of Work and aligns with both Venus and Uranus in your House of Home, this could be the perfect time to start those desperately needed repairs in your house or apartment that you’ve been avoiding.  Saturn and Pluto retrograde behind the scenes may reveal there’s a lot more wrong here than you realize, so the quicker you get to it the less likely it will be that something turns into an emergency. Neptune in your House of Self Worth could have a dual effect on you now, either making you lazy or inventive. Assuming that you’re not sick or unhappy, if getting motivated is a problem for you at this time, then simply let yourself be influenced by someone who is pressing you to get something done, you may end up thanking them later on for being an inadvertent muse. After all, whatever doesn’t annoy you lets you become complacent.

 

Pisces- You may have recently caught someone’s eye who thinks that you’re just the most…….So what do you plan to do about it? Mars entering your House of Romance and aligning with Venus and Uranus in your House of Communication is all about the Look of Love, so if you recognize it then let your imagination run around as scantily clad as possible, after all, with Neptune in your sign now romance should come as second nature to you. As the Sun and Mercury enter your Foundation Area you could be feeling as free as a bird or as flaky as a box of Kellogg’s, just don’t let yourself get swept away so far you forget who you are and what your real life responsibilities entail. Saturn and Pluto aligning with Neptune now could see you very close to completing a project that has been lingering for a long time, just make sure the aforementioned romance occurs only after you’ve crossed the finish line with any work that needs to be done.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #84 Weekly Horoscopes for 5/6-5/12, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 5/6-5/12, 2019

 

 Aries- Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Career are likely stalling your ambitions from moving forward at this time, which undoubtedly offends your usual full speed ahead mentality. Mercury and Uranus in your House of Self Worth will be conjunct by the middle of the week, no doubt fueling anxiety and motivating you to start venting on somebody if shit doesn’t start moving along the way it should. It is important now to try and remain patient and remember the old adage, “All things must pass.” Let Venus in your sign and Mars in your House of Communication give you a little tutorial on persuasion and charm, which will probably work out a lot better than smashing someone over the head with what you want them to do.

 

Taurus- Your usually placid nature could end up becoming quite anxiety ridden at this time as two very volatile planets that rule the nervous system, Mercury and Uranus, pass through your sign. The unsettledness of also having both Saturn and Pluto retrograde together in your House of Philosophy isn’t helping much, as those two will serve to either make you want to flee like a rat from a sinking ship or else set the house on fire for the insurance. Of course neither extreme is useful, so try and listen as charming Venus behind the scenes and Mars in your House of Self Worth attempt to motivate you to be resourceful and, most importantly, optimistic. Listen to Neptune in your House of Dreams as he aligns with a Cancer Moon midweek to try and steer you toward the high road…….and no, that doesn’t mean you should self medicate.

 

Gemini- Mercury and Uranus behind the scenes could motivate you to try and continue with a disingenuous strategy in regards to getting your way in a particular situation. At the same time, Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Transformation aligning with Neptune in your House of Public Image could end up making any subterfuges you attempt at this time appear quite transparent to anyone who is paying attention; in short, it’s likely that no one will believe your lies right now other than you, so a word to the wise…come clean and the mess in question may end up being manageable on the back end. Venus in your House of Groups and Mars in your sign will give you plenty of energy, although try to utilize this power slowly and steadily with a methodical plan rather than firing random shots in the air and hoping to hit something.

 

Cancer- The way things are now could be quite stressful for you as both Mercury and Uranus, the nervous system twins, come together to hold hands in your House of Groups. This doesn’t necessarily have to be like running into the two creepy little girls from “The Shining,” particularly if you can decide to focus instead on keeping a smile on your face, especially as Venus passes through your House of Public Image and aligns with Mars behind the scenes. If you can adopt a “kill them with kindness” attitude, then you just might stand a chance as Saturn and Pluto ravage your House of Open Enemies and cause some long term adversaries to shoot themselves in the foot instead of abusing you with their hubris. You will be having a personal New Moon this week as well, so let Neptune in your House of Philosophy lead you beyond a need for childish emotional safety to the higher ground of spiritual enlightenment. Namaste.

 

Leo- As a fixed sign you like things to be regular and dependable, although right now with Mercury and Uranus colliding in your House of Career things on the job are anything but, especially as the Moon in your sign during the week could see you losing control of yourself if someone else’s incompetence ends up foiling any of your well laid plans for the coming weekend. If you find yourself asking in exasperation, “what am I doing in this madhouse,” don’t expect either Saturn or Pluto in your House of Routines to tell you what you’d like to hear, particularly with Neptune in your House of Transformation waiting around for things to change on their own when you need to change them yourself.

 

Virgo- Have you had enough yet? Mercury and Uranus skidding into each other in your House of Philosophy would indicate that perhaps you have, particularly with Venus in your House of Transformation squaring off against both Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity, making it hard to continue doing the same thing over and over while hoping for a different outcome. On the other hand, Jupiter retrograde in your House of Foundations is aligning quite beneficially with Venus, meaning that perhaps the universal plan all along was that you’d need to get pissed off before you would actually act in your own best interest and do something different? Maybe up until now it was just easier to complain and remain complacent? As the Sun aligns with Neptune in your House of Relationships (and Open Enemies) perhaps now you’re seeing exactly how a partner has been manipulating you by acting like they’re so disappointed all the time?

 

Libra- With the Sun, Mercury, and Uranus all going through your House of Transformation, expect the unexpected this week. Venus in your House of Relationships will be aligning with lucky Jupiter as it retrogrades through your House of Communication, meaning that perhaps there is a good chance that a seed you sowed sometime in the past may actually bear some surprising fruit. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Foundations have been sounding the death knell on the old you and the outmoded circumstances of your past, so is it really a surprise that eventually a dark night of the soul would turn into a brand new day as the world turns? Mars in your House of Philosophy would indicate that if something does unexpectedly change for the better, you’d do well to be ready to hop aboard that tramp steamer as it sets sail to some unexpected destination where the new you awaits!

 

Scorpio- Having both Uranus and Mercury conjunct in your House of Relationships now might mean that somebody close may surprise you this week, which could be either a good thing or a bad thing. Neptune in your House of Creativity and Fun aligning with Mercury could mean that you’ll weather this surprise with the necessary aplomb, although you may still be weirded out by the circumstances anyway. Venus in your House of Health aligning nicely with Jupiter retrograde in your House of Self Worth could have you finally understanding the cumulative effects of a course you’ve been pursuing for a while, meaning that where once your life had seemed rudderless, now you’re following a definite course due north to feeling better. As the Lunar Arc transits across the top of your chart expect to be a little more in demand than usual, although over the weekend you may just want to do your own thing despite the good intentions of others……No worries.

 

Sagittarius- Jupiter retrograde in your sign this week will be aligning with charming Venus in your House of Creativity and Romance, so don’t be surprised if an old flame resurfaces with a new box of matches. Of course at the same time Venus will also be squaring both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Self Worth, therefore, make sure that this blast from the past isn’t looking to burn down your self esteem again rather than toasting marshmallows next to a cozy fire. Mercury and Uranus together in your House of Routines could be the writing on the wall that this aforementioned individual will be a disruptive influence indeed, although that may be just what you need to determine once and for all whose interests should start coming first in your interactions with others. You can do bad all by yourself.

 

Capricorn- Responsibilities, responsibilities, responsibilities, so what else is new? Mars in your House of Routines aligning with Venus at your Foundation may have you craving an escape from your perceived servitude, although Jupiter retrograde behind the scenes aligning with the aforementioned couple might try to suggest that it’s not an escape you need but rather peace of mind. Neptune in your House of Thinking and Short Journey’s will likely suggest meditation or some other esoteric modality and you should probably give it a try if it seems like it might help. Why? Because as Mercury and Uranus bump into each other in your House of Creativity you could encounter a bizarre challenge that has transcendence written all over it if you can just see the forest for the trees. “Somewhere over the rainbow” could be somewhere inside of yourself if you can just manage to experience your mind for once as something other than a dictionary of pejorative terms.

 

Aquarius- As the Sun, Mercury, and Uranus all pass through your House of Home and Family, you may find yourself feeling very anxious about the security of you and yours. Of course it sucks to feel this way, but with Mars in your House of Creativity, Venus in your House of Communication, and Jupiter retrograde in your House of Dreams and Groups, perhaps the only way your hopes for safety can come true is if you are motivated to follow your intuition out of the box of fearful logic that has you trapped in a past that no longer exists? Of course Saturn and Pluto retrograde have a lot to do with this negative motivation, so rather than partaking in it again, why don’t you instead recognize how doing the same thing over and over hasn’t gotten the result you wanted? No doubt faith will have more than a little bit to do with your ability to change, so as Neptune enters your House of Self Worth be ready to turn paranoia into perceptiveness with a little help from your friends.

 

Pisces- Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Groups squaring Venus in your House of Self Worth could have you feeling very insecure about being judged harshly in the future, or even failing to attain a goal you’ve set for yourself. On the other hand, Jupiter retrograde in your House of Career  aligning nicely with Venus would probably indicate that you’re better prepared than you think for any challenges that may be awaiting you. That’s not to say though that shit won’t get weird, or even crazy, particularly with Mercury and Uranus joining together in your House of Communication and local activities. The trick here is to realize that state of mind is everything, especially as Neptune in your sign lines up with a very practical Sun in Taurus and your House of Thinking. As a famous Occultist used to say, “It’s all in your head, you just don’t know how big your head is.”

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #83 Weekly Horoscopes for 4/29-5/5, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 4/29-5/5, 2019

 

 Aries- Mercury and Venus in your sign now aligning with Mars in your House of Communication will have you schmoozing with anyone who’ll listen, although with Saturn and Pluto both retrograde in your House of Career don’t necessarily expect anything substantial to come from all your networking. Jupiter is retrograde as well in your House of Philosophy and for a brief time he will align with Mercury, meaning that for all the attention you’re trying to garner around what you’re doing, perhaps you should instead consider revamping any upcoming presentations so that they’re more likely to express who you truly are rather than what you think others want to hear With individualistic Uranus, the Sun, and a New Moon in your House of Self Worth, this is a time when you should just be yourself without any apologies……Do you and do it proud!

 

Taurus- This week the New Moon is in your sign along with iconoclastic Uranus, meaning that this is a time for you to move forward into some new territory, whatever that may entail. Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Philosophy represent the writing on the wall in regards to what no longer is working out the way you’d like, so as they both align with Neptune in your House of Dreams why don’t you try to let circumstances influence you toward considering something completely different rather than just a minor variation on a familiar theme that you’ve become far too comfortable with? Mercury and Venus behind the scenes lining up with Mars in your House of Self Worth could serve to stimulate some unexpected impatience at this time that may very well likely end up turning into a real itch for adventure that needs to be scratched…..So, what are you waiting for?

 

Gemini- Mars in your sign now is a real motivator and as he aligns with Mercury and Venus in your House of Dreams be willing to step out of your comfort zone. Saturn and Pluto are doing their own unique brand of Chaos Magick in your House of Transformation, so be willing to accept fortuitous accidents instead of bemoaning that your expectations haven’t been met. Neptune in your House of Career squaring Venus is a very definite warning not to sh*t where you eat, so steer clear of that sexy new stranger at work; there may be lots of overtime, but it won’t pay. The New Moon this week will be behind the scenes for you and with rebellious Uranus there as well be careful not to bite your nose off to spite your face just because someone pisses you off. Take a deep breath and move on, or else hold your breath to get what you want until you pass out, it’s up to you.

 

Cancer- With this week’s New Moon in your House of Dreams it may be time for you to re-evaluate your hopes and aspirations for the future. Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Partnerships will no doubt have you reviewing past disappointments, however, try not to let that get you down, although that may be tough with Mars behind the scenes still squaring Neptune in your House of Philosophy and making it seem like a real uphill climb just to be able to hold the line. Jupiter retrograde in your House of Work could be a bummer if you let it, although on the other hand it could also serve as a boost if you’re willing to focus on your Health instead of whatever you don’t have. After all, health is wealth so make sure you’re not taking it for granted. As far as the other circumstances you’re worrying about, that’ll all eventually change, just like it always does.

Leo- The New Moon this week is in your House of Career, which could signal a new beginning, especially since Uranus is also in your House of Career, although in the case of Uranus a new beginning could be something radical like an explosion rather than something benign, like an unexpected new dessert being served for dinner. Either way be ready for a change, particularly with Saturn and Pluto both retrograde in your House of Routines acting like a pair of terrorists regarding anything boring or easy in your life. Jupiter retrograde in your House of Creativity opposing Mars in your House of Dreams is likely asking you to reconsider what you have been giving up in exchange for safety and, even more important, what has this compromise been keeping you safe from? The unexpected? Yourself? As I said at the beginning get ready for something different. Different is good. Got it?

 

Virgo- Both the New Moon and Uranus in your House of Philosophy may have you concerned about just how stable your life is on various levels. With Neptune in your House of Partnerships squaring Mars in your House of Career and Public Image, some people may start judging you very harshly based on the company you keep. If you can’t understand how some of these characters you hob nob with are a problem then you may be in for a surprise, especially as Jupiter retrograde begins moving backwards into an opposition with Mars creating blowback from someone you can’t afford to alienate. Venus and Mercury in your House of Transformation are about transparency, so stop trying to tell people what isn’t their business and instead start acting like you have nothing to hide. If you’re clean they’ll just shut up, if you’re not then you’d better take the fifth and try to find the best lawyer you can.

 

Libra- The New Moon this week will be in your House of Transformation loosely aligning with Neptune in your House of Routines, meaning that you could gain a valuable insight now into something that you’ve been overlooking. Saturn and Pluto at your Foundation have been trying to get you to see the importance of changing your perspective on life, although like most folks nothing short of a crisis will make you pay attention to something you’d rather not deal with. But don’t get all depressed, whatever is about to change will be for the better if you’re willing to accept it and take action. Mars in your House of Philosophy should help to motivate you as Jupiter retrograde in your House of Communication brings you good news about something you may have invested in a while back and forgotten about. If luck starts falling from the trees make sure you’re paying attention so you can bend down and pick it up.

 

Scorpio- Mars going through your House of Transformation and squaring Neptune in your House of Creativity could be blinding you now in regards to the possibilities of things better in your life. On the other hand, the New Moon in your House of Relationships is having a much more beneficial association with Neptune, so if you can come out form under that little rain cloud that’s been following you around you’ll see that you have a really great support system that’s not going to let you fade away into a dark little cocoon of depression. Mercury and Venus in your House of Health are like wise having a much better relationship with Mars than Neptune is, so if you’re willing to do what it takes to make things better then you’ll probably earn the privilege to look back on this time and understand it was the Universe showing you what you were made of, rather than the end of the good times.

 

Sagittarius- The New Moon will be in your House of Health this week aligning with Neptune at your Foundation, meaning that if you’re willing to make the effort then you could manage  to lose weight, or get into better shape, or lick an uncomfortable malady that’s been plaguing you for a while. The operative term here is willing, especially with Mercury and Mars aligning in your Houses of Creativity and Partnerships respectively, which undoubtedly together speak to seeking help through a mentor or support group to aid in starting to bring about some beneficial changes into your life. Jupiter is your ruling planet and it is expansive by nature, but since it’s retrograde now, you need to look at this time in your life as a period for reflection rather than answers, so that when Jupiter eventually goes direct your naturally adventurous nature can move forward unfettered.

 

Capricorn- The New Moon this week is in your House of Creativity and it will be aligning with Neptune in your House of Communication. This is a particularly visionary influence, so if you’ve got any bright new ideas it’s very important that you put them to paper, or canvas, or into photoshop, or wherever, in order to have them on record for further possible development in the future. Mercury and Venus racing through your Foundation area should make you particularly resourceful at this time, especially since they are both aligning with Mars in your House of Routines and providing a surplus of energy for just about anything you want to do. Of course Saturn and Pluto are still in your sign and since they’re both retrograde now this is undoubtedly an editing face in your life, therefore, be willing to change what needs to be changed in order for one of those visions we started out discussing to manifest into a reality.

 

Aquarius- The New Moon at your Foundation will be aligning with Neptune in your House of Self Worth, which means that you can afford to reveal your softer side at this time. Now some may be surprised by this sensitive side of you, but how do you feel about it? Particularly since you’ve been cultivating this “badass” image ever since Saturn and Pluto have been shredding your ego behind the scenes and you’ve misinterpreted it by feeling a need to overcompensate. Mercury and Venus in your House of Communication is making you a silver tongued devil now and as they both line up with Mars in your House of Creativity, you could end up really waxing poetic in spite of yourself. I guess what I’m trying to say is that the world will only be surprised you’re a mensch if you’re surprised by it. Are you?

 

Pisces- Some recent challenges may have you feeling on shaky ground as Mars at your Foundation squares Neptune in your sign. The antidote for this should be the New Moon in your House of Communication aligning with Neptune in the form of some good news or a lucky break that allows you some extra breathing room in regards to a deadline for an assignment or an overdue bill. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Groups are now both retrograde, so it is important that you tie up any remaining loose ends, especially with Jupiter also retrograde in your House of Career. This is a cycle in your life that is not yet about an end or a beginning, but rather about how comfortable you are with yourself within the vacuum of any given moment as it unfolds. As the saying goes, “Be Here Now,” and you will always be exactly where you should be.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #82 Weekly Horoscopes for 4/22-4/28, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 4/22-4/28, 2019

 

 Aries- Mercury and Venus in your sign should make you a bit of a chatty Kathy this week, especially since Mars (your ruling planet) is also in your House of Communication. At the same time, the Sun will be conjunct with Uranus in your House of Self Worth, perhaps transforming an initial desire for chit-chat into some downright outspokenness. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Public Image is about loss and gain, so maybe it’s about time for you to shed an inherited image that is safe and exchange it for one that represents the truth of who you are? Neptune behind the scenes could have you doubting yourself and worrying if anyone could ever love you as you really are, but there’s only one way to find out, and with Jupiter retrograde in your House of Philosophy don’t necessarily assume things can’t or won’t change from what they were.

 

Taurus- With the Sun and Uranus currently in your sign you may seem more rebellious than those around you are used to, however, with Mercury and Venus behind the scenes your desire is not to simply disrupt things, but to actually create a better situation for everyone involved. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Philosophy and Neptune in your House of Groups are the brain trust and humanitarian force behind your recent uncharacteristic aggressiveness, and as they work together be willing to push the envelope in a matter that you’re convinced needs to change. You’re the visionary here so don’t let someone else with an ax to grind talk you into thinking you need to examine your conscience. “I see said the blind man, but he couldn’t see at all.”

 

Gemini- Mars in your sign is making you feel invincible and Mercury in the aggressive sign of Aries is probably causing you to shoot your mouth off more than you should. I know you’re feeling it, but don’t be surprised if there’s some scorching blow back as a result. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Transformation will require you to be responsible for everything you say, which should not be taken lightly, especially with Neptune in your House of Public Image creating an air of suspicion as to what your actual motives may be.  The Sun and Uranus behind the scenes could be either an “I don’t give a shit” attitude on your part, or someone else’s “Screw You” sentiments, neither one though bodes well for a stable and balanced future if you stay on your current course.

 

Cancer- The landscape all around you is changing so it’s time to change your M.O. as well. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Partnerships is about letting shit go and building a new future, while Neptune in your House of Philosophy is about enlightenment, meaning you’re no longer the person you were so don’t go thinking things will always turn out the way they once did. Mercury and Venus in your House of Career should motivate you to get out there and start looking for opportunities, while at the same time the Sun and Uranus in your House of Groups will be motivating you to get out there and proudly “Do You”…..whatever that may mean. Mars behind the scenes could be either a distraction or a motivating force, so let’s hope Jupiter retrograde in your House of Work will help you to understand your recent experiences so that you’ll be able to use their lessons wisely.

 

Leo- What do you want to be when you grow up? You may be doing one thing to pay the bills, while at the same time dreaming or dabbling in something else to satisfy your soul. With the Sun and Uranus in your House of Career, now would be a good time to explore a secret (or not so secret) passion and see if you can make a buck at it. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Work will prevent you from getting too crazy with this, while at t he same time Neptune in your House of Transformation will help you to explore the possibility of experimenting with a vision in order to see if it’s a possibility for the future. The mantra of Mercury and Venus in your House of Philosophy will be, “Why not?” while at the same time Mars in your House of Dreams will be saying, “Go for it.” With that much popular opinion in favor for trying something new, how can you not run your idea up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes it?

 

Virgo- If it feels like a fog has enveloped you and a partner so that almost nothing seems clear anymore in your interactions then it probably means that Neptune in your House of Relationships is calling in its I.O.U’s. If you would hope to keep this situation under your control, then communication will be imperative. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Romance were initially the culprits who brought this whole subject up, although now that it’s in crisis mode these two will also offer the insights to deal with any issues that you thought Neptune would help you sweep under the rug. Mercury and Venus in your House of Transformation is about directly acknowledging how you and your partner are different and why this has secretly annoyed both of you to no end. It’s strange that things have gotten to this point, especially since your differences were initially what drew you to one another. It’s a thin line between love and hate, so try and be mathematical and imagine an infinite line…..Then work to stay on it.

 

Libra- The Sun and Uranus in your House of Transformation are compelling you now to move forward into uncharted territories, and although you are not entirely sure of where it is you’re going, somehow it feels right…..or does it? If change brought what we already knew then it wouldn’t be change, would it? Saturn and Pluto have been rebuilding you from the inside out for a while and Neptune has been disappearing things out of your life like a fist when you open your hand, but to what end? Who’s to say, although with Mercury and Venus in your House of Partnerships and Mars in your House of Philosophy you should be willing to let yourself be influenced by situations and ideas that don’t seem so cut and dry in order to develop some new ideas of your own. “Cha, cha, cha, changes……turn and face the strain.”

 

Scorpio- As Mars passes through your House of Transformation and squares Neptune in your House of Fun, it would be very easy for you now to fall into a funk about your current circumstances. On the other hand, Mercury and Venus in your House of Health and the Sun and Uranus in your House of Relationships are working overtime together to counteract any hang dog attitude you might currently possess by instead providing an antidote of love and support that should end up lasting you far longer than whatever challenges you may be currently facing. In addition, Saturn and Pluto are pitching in to help you rebuild in this unstable time as they transform the illusions of Neptune and Mars into the brick and mortar of a new life that lies ahead. “Do not go gentle into that good night, rage, rage against the dying of the light.”

 

Sagittarius- Jupiter retrograde now in your sign marks a time when reflection on certain matters would serve you well. Let’s begin with Neptune transiting through your House of Home and Family. This could be a particularly insidious influence, especially since it is now squaring Mars in your House of Relationships, meaning that it would be very important for you  to consider how your family’s demands over the years has influenced your current relationship (or lack thereof). Contrast that with Mercury and Venus going through your House of Fun and Romance, which are in beneficial aspect to the aforementioned Mars in your Relationships area, and maybe the time has come for you to acknowledge all you’ve denied yourself because of another’s needs? Saturn and Pluto in your House of Self Worth are there for you as well if you decide you want to experiment with some tough love (for them) and TLC (for you). Do it and it will be so.

 

Capricorn- I’m going to keep it upbeat this week, I promise. Let’s start off with the Sun and Uranus in your House of Creativity and Romance. So, what do you want, creative freedom or a stimulating fling? Either is within the realm of possibilities with these two if you’re willing to get out there and engage. On the other hand, Jupiter retrograde behind the scenes may have you feeling a little guilty about indulging yourself, but since that’s your usual M.O. all Mercury and Venus would have to say to that is “boring” as they align with virile Mars in your House of Health to promote the age old maxim, “All work and no play makes Jack (Jill) a dull boy (girl). The Moon will begin it’s Lunar Arc this week in your sign, but as the days go by it will progress into your Houses of Self Worth and Communication respectively, thereby motivating you to get out there and engage, which brings us back to where we started with the Sun and Uranus…….Party!!!

 

Aquarius- You usually have lots of ideas, but this week with Mars in your House of Creativity aligning with Mercury and Venus in your House of Communication the time has come for you to focus on one thing and run with it. Of course Neptune in your House of Self Worth will make the argument not to limit yourself, but the reality is that the time has come for you to deal with the Psychology of how you avoid testing your confidence by being unwilling to focus on one thing at a time and then seeing it through. Deep, huh? The Sun and Uranus going through your House of Foundations could help a lot with this, but of course you’ll have to face what the nature of rebellion has really been about for you; needing to be yourself, or needing the attention of others? Go ahead, sit down, would you like a glass of water? I know this is a lot.

 

Pisces- Your desire for change is strong right now, almost as strong as your fear of it. Which of the two will win? Mars at your Foundation is shaking things up, but as long as it squares Neptune in your sign you won’t leave your comfort zone. On the other hand, Mercury and Venus in your House of Self Worth are tickling you and creating an itch that must be scratched. The Sun and Uranus together in Taurus now are a revolutionary pair, however revolution for its own sake is madness, there must also be an overall holistic need to change and then the subsequent turmoil becomes the process of natural selection instead of the process of destruction. Jupiter in your House of Career has you dreaming (and longing) but since the King of the Planets is retrograde now, perhaps he’s urging you to err on the side of caution and be patient for the time being with the process of change rather than the mere fantasies results?

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #81 Weekly Horoscopes for 4/15-4/21, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 4/15-4/21, 2019

 

 Aries- With Mercury and Venus both entering your sign this week, plus a Full Moon in partnership oriented Libra, it would be a good idea for you to be out there schmoozing it up and being fabulous. The Sun entering your House of Self Worth and joining hands with Uranus is a further indication that not only do you need to be out there, but it is also imperative for you to be doing your own thing. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Career have been putting you through some steps as of late, however, the ability to dot every “i” and cross every “t” in whatever you’re doing will eventually bring you all your hoped for rewards in due time. Mars in your House of Communication and the adaptable sign of Gemini would further indicate a need to remain flexible……so let’s see that stretch……one, two…..one two.

 

Taurus- As the week develops, there may be a slight disconnect between what you’d like to do and what you have to do. Mercury and Venus behind the scenes will have you daydreaming of everything from sitting on the beach with a piña colada to watching a great performance at Lincoln Center, while the Full Moon in your House of Work and Routines will be providing a steady stream of responsibilities that will demand your attention. What could make this even more stressful is that the Sun will be entering your sign this week and conjuncting rebellious Uranus, an aspect under which it will be very hard for to do anything you’re not feeling. The ultimate determinant though may turn out to be Saturn and Pluto in your House of Philosophy enforcing that old school work ethic you were raised with……Heave ho….O-lee-o…….Heave ho…..O-lee-o.

 

Gemini- Mars in your sign is certainly giving you a boost right now although the question is, are you using this energy to pull things together or are you just getting distracted? Mercury and Venus entering your House of Groups will no doubt see you in demand and busy, busy, busy, while the Full Moon in your House of Creativity could require you to partner up with someone you generally don’t like but who could really end up helping you. The Sun and Uranus coming together behind the scenes could make it very hard for you to pretend to be something you’re not, although with Neptune in your House of Public Image no one really knows who you are anyway, right? Best to err here on the side of caution here and let Jupiter retrograde in your House of Partnerships lead you to a more enlightened way of dealing with people……In other words, don’t act like you know everything when you don’t.

 

Cancer- With Mercury and Venus entering your House of Public Image this week you will be sparkling more than usual. Combine that with the Full Moon in Libra and you could end up being quite popular now. Jupiter retrograde in your House of Health will likely have you focusing on your appearance, so if you’d like to lose some weight or be in better shape now is the time to get some beneficial routines going. Mars behind the scenes will probably be spurring you on to get a million things done, while Neptune in your House of Philosophy could be making you feel like you’re not getting anything done. The truth is somewhere in the middle, so just make sure you’re doing what you think is important, especially since The Sun meeting up with Uranus in your House of Dreams won’t let you waste your time if you’re not feeling it.

 

Leo- As Venus and Mercury enter your House of Philosophy and The Sun and Uranus come together in your House of Public Image, you may just stop giving a shit what other people think of you and finally start being serious about how you think of yourself. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Routines have been dumping a lot of changes in your way and at the same time Neptune in your House of Transformation has turned you into a bit of a doormat in so far as not wanting to step on anyone’s toes. Subservient doesn’t fit your sign very well, so why don’t you try listening to Mars in your House of Groups as he tries to light a fire under your ass in regards to pushing back for your own self interests? The Full Moon will be passing through the Via Combusta or “Fiery Way” this week, so continue speaking softly if you’d like, but make sure you also have a big stick handy and you’re willing to use it.

 

Virgo- With Neptune in your House of Relationships aligning with Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity, you may be thinking to yourself, “I’ve been following the rules like a good camper and being patient for a while, yet nothing seems to be changing? If that’s the case then as The Sun and Uranus come together in your House of Philosophy and Mercury and Venus enter your House of Transformation, it may just be time for you to give someone the finger and do what you damn well feel like. Why not? Being patient wasn’t a waste, so don’t feel foolish, instead you were actually building momentum so that the finger you’ve just expressed yourself with will be more like a “tally-ho” than a “shove it” and, since we all know how important it is for you to be nice, that means you’ll actually get the chance to have your cake and eat it too. You go girl (or guy)!!!

 

Libra- As the Moon goes gloriously full this week at a karmic degree in your sign and Mercury and Venus enter your House of Partnerships, be willing to reach out a little more than you’re used to; you might just get a surprise. The Sun and Uranus will be joining together in your House of Transformation, so make sure you’re not looking at needing help as a sign of weakness, after all, those two together are entirely about uniqueness and innovation, meaning that people may be willing to be of assistance to you because you can benefit them as well. As Mars in your House of Philosophy pulls ever closer to Neptune in your House of Work, you may feel a sense of foreboding, like you’re heading in the wrong direction or something is going to go awry. Try to keep in mind that those two are the glass half empty twins and every wise person knows the glass is neither half empty nor half full…..it’s just half. If you don’t believe me then ask Saturn and Pluto in your House of Foundation, those two have been downloading a whole lot of reality to you over the past months. Try to breathe and keep the faith.

 

Scorpio- Mercury and Venus entering your House of Health this week could bring you some good news if you’ve been feeling under the weather. Combine that with a Full Moon behind the scenes in the balanced sign of Libra and you may actually find that for the first time in a while you have hope for a better future, even if right now you don’t really feel all that great. The Sun and Uranus in your House of Partnerships could see you doing a 360 in a friendship, especially if another person hasn’t really been all that much of a friend recently in your time of need. After all, you can do bad all by yourself.  Jupiter retrograde in your House of Self Worth may have you looking at life a lot differently now as you contemplate all you’ve been through recently, while Mars (your ruling planet) in your House of Death and Transformation is there to get you through this, just try to take it easy and let the healing begin.

 

Sagittarius- As Jupiter goes retrograde in your sign this may be a time when you have to take one step back before you can go two steps forward. Mercury and Venus will be entering your House of Creativity and as they offer you a flood of new ideas, the Full Moon in your House of Dreams and the balanced sign of Libra will require you to do some editing first before charging forward with any inspirations. The Sun and Uranus in your House of Routines could find you either streamlining one of your daily drudgeries or abandoning it all together, after all, sometimes progress is about getting rid of shit that’s in the way instead of just adding something new because you’re bored. Of course Saturn and Pluto are still there in your House of Self Worth, so if you can keep in mind that less is more perhaps a little more self confidence will be your pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

 

Capricorn- I promise that this week I won’t mention Saturn and Pluto in your sign……whoops, sorry. What you no doubt need is some inspiration, right? Okay, then let’s discuss this week’s Full Moon in your House of Career, especially since it’s opposing both Mercury and Venus entering your House of Foundations, meaning that if you can work yourself up into being a little more social than usual there could be some real surprises in store. The Sun and Uranus are coming together in your House of Creativity and Fun, so if you’re feeling inspired to write your masterpiece or drink a whole bottle of wine by yourself then do it (preferably not together though if you ever want to look at what you did afterwards and not feel dumb). But I digress, after all, we’re talking about hope here, right? With Mars in your House of Health if you really want to feel better you oughta just go out and exercise; run around, chop some wood, just don’t let shit fester inside you right now, okay?

 

Aquarius- Has anyone ever accused you of not listening? I mean why would they, right? But just for arguments sake let’s just say that someone at some time has said that to you. Well, with the Full Moon this week in your House of Philosophy opposing Mercury and Venus in your House of Communication, you may just be more inclined to use your ears now rather than your voice. In fact, with Saturn and Pluto behind the scenes you should be especially sharp at this time so, if someone does try to sell you any snake oil you’ll be able to deconstruct their BS immediately, provided of course you were listening. Now do you get it? It’s not about letting anyone else take center stage away from you, instead it’s about Jedi mind tricks and breaking out of your comfort zone, which The Sun and Uranus will be right there to help you with. Mr. Saturn hasn’t shared a Haiku in a while, but here’s one for you;

 

“The Silence is the

Teacher whose approval we

Most benefit from”

 

Pisces- As Mercury and Venus go through your House of Self Worth, you may feel a burning need to express your opinion in a touchy situation, however, with the Full Moon in your House of Sharing it may be the better part of valor for you to keep your mouth shut and let someone else discover something on their own time. As The Sun and Mars move through your House of Communication and Short Journey’s, take their iconoclastic lead if you really need to do something and then perhaps choose to exit a situation rather than making comments that will no doubt lead to further heated words. Mars going through your Foundation Area and moving into a testy angle with Neptune could find you feeling pessimistic about whether or not you’re being understood by someone close. At this point we’re back to where we started, so I guess you’ll just have to bite your tongue and be patient.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #80 Weekly Horoscopes for 4/8-4/14, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 4/8-4/14, 2019

 

 Aries- To paraphrase a well known classic, “It is the best of times, it is the worst of times.” As the Sun passes through your sign to align with Jupiter in your House of Philosophy it brings high hopes, while at the same time it is also squaring Saturn and Pluto in your House of Career to bring both challenges and change. The presence of Mercury, Venus, and Neptune behind the scenes could contribute to either your illusions or enlightenment, depending of course on whether your sense of self comes from within or if it is merely a reflection of the current fashions and judgments of others. Uranus in your House of Self Worth is a knee jerk reaction waiting to happen, which Mars in your House of Communication could turn into a notorious incident if you’re so inclined. As the Lunar Arc travels across your Houses of Foundation and Creativity, try to see the forest for the trees when it comes to your actions and consider the saying, “an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. Salud!

 

Taurus- Jupiter going station/retrograde in your House of Transformation and aligning with the Sun behind the scenes could mean that the initial excitement of a recent situation is about to turn into a considerably less glorious responsibility in the near future.  Saturn and Pluto in your House of Philosophy have been trying to tell you, “be careful what you wish for,” but since you’ve gotten what you wanted now you’re  going to need them to be your maintenance team. Just make sure you don’t allow Mercury, Venus, and Neptune in your House of Groups to make you too much of a doormat. Just because some folks told you what you wanted to hear to get you interested, doesn’t mean they can take advantage of you once you’ve signed on the dotted line. In the meantime, I hope you like surprises because Uranus in your sign should be bringing home some doozies.. When all is said and done though, Mars in your House of Self Worth could be your best friend right now, as he gives you all the mojo you’ll likely need to swim this “English Channel” you have waiting.

 

Gemini- Mars entering your sign will likely provide a burst of energy, the question is where will you direct this power? Jupiter going station/retrograde in your House of Relationships and aligning with the Sun in your House of Dreams could be trying to tell you to pay attention to an association with someone important that you’ve let fall by the wayside. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Transformation have been trying to warn you of coming changes for a while, but now that they’re also aligning with both Mercury and Venus in your House of Public Image and Career make sure you don’t take anything for granted in regards to your future prospects and/or your reputation. “What have you done for me lately” may sound callous, but at least now others will know what it felt like when they blew you off. Payback can be a b*tch, so get ready to move ahead.

 

Cancer- As the Sun passes through your House of Career and aligns with Jupiter retrograde in your House of Work, expect some of the recent drama on the job to subside. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Partnerships has likely changed your tune regarding how much responsibility you’re willing to accept without knowing what’s in it for you, while at the same time Mercury, Venus, and Neptune in your House of Philosophy have inspired you to realize the difference between what you can change and what’s supposed to change you. Unfortunately, Uranus in your House of Groups will likely bring more lessons along this line as some unexpected craziness enters into your sphere. Go with these annoying developments as best you can and try not to get too caught up in thinking you could have avoided any of it; Uranus just rolls that way. Mars behind the scenes could inspire you to do some research and explore new possibilities, so try and look at this new motivation as the antidote for Uranus and go for it.

 

Leo- If you have been harboring any aspirations to do something different with your life, the Sun aligning with Jupiter going station/retrograde in your House of Creativity could mean that this is the time when that hope either dies forever, or else you finally get your ass in gear and decide to do something about it. With Mercury, Venus, and Neptune in watery Pisces and your House of Death and Transformation, you may have come to this realization in a painful way, nonetheless, you’ve seen what is necessary, now what do you want to do next? Saturn and Pluto in your House of Routines are there if you have to figure out how to make time for what you’d like to do, no matter how busy (or tired) you profess to be, while Uranus in your House of Career represents the part of you that’s “mad as hell and isn’t going to take it anymore.” As Mars traverses your House of Dreams dare to believe that you may be as talented as you’ve always dreamed…Now prove it!

 

Virgo- If you have been contemplating any home improvements or are even considering moving, Jupiter retrograde in your House of Home aligning with the Sun in your House of Transformation could mean that this is the time to either restructure or change your humble abode. Saturn and Pluto together in your House of Creativity is like having your own private contractors, so trust your ideas on what you want, but more importantly, believe that you can make it happen. Mercury, Venus, and Neptune in your House of Partnership could indicate that you may need to seek outside help in manifesting your visions and stop looking for approval from an unsupportive partner. With this in mind, let Uranus in your House of Philosophy inspire you to do something different than what hasn’t worked in the past and let Mars in your House of Public Image show the world you can be a mover and shaker on your own terms.

 

Libra- As Jupiter in your House of Communication goes station/retrograde and aligns with the Sun in your House of Partnerships, you may end up hearing from someone out of the past who can help you with a current problem. Saturn and Pluto at the bottom of your chart have been setting the stage for some big changes, however, sometimes auspicious circumstances can sneak in the back door instead of barging through the front. Mercury, Venus, and Neptune are all passing through your House of Work so let yourself be influenced by unexpected circumstances; you may be a lot better at improvising and flying by the seat of your pants than you ever suspected. Uranus in your House of Transformation and Mars in your House of Long Distance Communication may help to transport you to the exact place outside of your expectations that you need to be in order to succeed. Go with the flow!

 

Scorpio- Jupiter going retrograde this week and aligning with the Sun in your House of Health could make you feel overwhelmed if you have been under the weather. Mars in your House of Transformation should help you to keep up with all these new changes, although as he starts to approach a square with a stellium of planets in Pisces you may be longing for an escape. Where to go? Uranus in your House of Relationships may see you receiving an unexpected (and much needed) invitation from a friend to get away from your life for a while. You may not be able to go to Bali, but anywhere that would bring you to a different place in your head would be a welcome respite. Bon voyage!

 

Sagittarius- Jupiter going station/retrograde this week in your sign and aligning with the Sun in your House of Fun may be trying to tell you it’s time for a vacation. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Self Worth have been keeping your nose to the grindstone forever, but with Mercury, Venus, and Neptune crossing the bottom of your chart it looks like it’s time for you to sneak out for a little par-ty, if you get my drift. If you don’t, Uranus going through your House of Work and Mars going through your House of Enemies could see some crap go down at work that will find you saying to yourself, “I should of listened to Mr. Saturn and cashed in some of my time….now I gotta put up with this shit!”

 

Capricorn- If you have been putting off facing some issues either at home or within yourself, consider taking the time now to fix whatever it is that’s broke as Jupiter goes station/retrograde and aligns with the Sun. For a while now Saturn and Pluto in your sign have been putting the weight of the world on your shoulders and as they align with Mercury, Venus, and Neptune in your House of Communication this may be the time for you to find someone to speak with about how you feel, especially since problems tend to always seem bigger if we keep them bottled up inside. Uranus in your House of Creativity and Mars in your House of Health would further suggest that some form of Art Therapy or, for that matter, any sort of class would be an excellent way to de-stress and put things in perspective. In other words, take the time to do yourself a favor and try something new.

 

Aquarius- With Jupiter going through your House of Groups over the last few months it has probably felt like you’ve been on stage non-stop, 24/7. If that’s the case, then when the King of the Planets goes retrograde this week you might want to try to spend some time with those you’ve been neglecting. Mercury, Venus, and Neptune in your House of Self Worth will likely have you feeling more vulnerable than usual and as these planets align with Saturn and Pluto behind the scenes, getting together with loved ones at this time may just be about you needing them rather than their needing you out there protecting them from anything. Unpredictable Uranus going through your House of Family may furnish some surprises, particularly if you end up realizing that your home is your ballast rather than your career. With that said, take this respite you’ve managed to arrange as a time solely for fun and trust that your work will be waiting when you get back.

 

Pisces- If you’ve been on a roll as of late you might see things start to wind down this week as Jupiter goes station/retrograde in your House of Career. Of course you may not be happy about this, especially as Jupiter aligns with the Sun in your House of Self Worth and squares Mercury and Venus in your sign. You can’t be “on” all the time, so instead of taking this recent down cycle as an indication that maybe you’re losing it, instead look at this period as a time to re-evaluate and rejuvenate yourself in order to come back and kick some serious new ass in the coming weeks. Saturn and Pluto might very well have some constructive criticism to give about revamping your plans, so make sure you slow down and give them a listen; in terms of your long-term success you’ll be glad you did.