Mr. Saturn’s Stars #101 Weekly Horoscopes for 9/16-9/22, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 9/16-9/22, 2019

 

 Aries- The week will start off with the Moon in your sign doing a jitterbug with Jupiter in Saggittarius, which will probably have you expectant, impatient, and so damn excited you just can’t stand it! That is, until Mars in your House of Routines aligns with Pluto retrograde in your House of Career and the world reminds you of your responsibilities. Of course with Neptune behind the scenes squaring Jupiter you may just decide to ignore all rational advice and go ahead with your particular pipe dream anyway. Rebellious Uranus in your House of Self Worth along with both Mercury and Venus in your House of Relationships will probably concur with you hanging up a “Gone Fishin’” sign, so try it and see what happens. Live and learn…….live and learn.

 

Taurus- At the beginning of the week an Aries Moon behind the scenes aligning with Jupiter in your House of Transformation could have you optimistic about a new idea or project, although as Mars in your House of Creativity aspects Pluto retrograde in your House of Philosophy, some unexpected difficulties could arise that will slow your roll a bit and force some adjustments and improvisations. Not to worry though as Neptune in your House of Dreams will allow you to think way outside the box and Uranus in your sign will give you the necessary chutzpah to push forward with any plan, especially with Mercury and Venus in your House of Work and the diplomatic sign of Libra to spread however much honey is necessary to convince anybody of anything. Go ahead, kill ‘em with kindness.

 

Gemini- Jupiter along with an Aries Moon will have you feeling quite magnanimous to start the week, however, as Mars, Pluto, and Neptune come into play with each other later on you could find yourself having to either walk back something you said in haste or else cover up a major blunder that happened because you weren’t paying attention while you were feeling so full of yourself. Uranus behind the scenes could cause you to panic, but on the other hand it could also motivate you to double down and try to defend the indefensible. A tailor made conundrum for a Gemini if there ever was one, which should be even further exacerbated by a wooly square between spacey Neptune in your House of Public Image and Jupiter in your House of Relationships. Appreciate that what you’re expecting others to believe now may very well be beyond credulity, so don’t be disappointed in anyone but yourself if you’re left holding the very bag you actually stole!

 

Cancer- Jupiter aligning with an Aries Moon to start the week could see you trying to bite off more than you can chew, which will probably be exacerbated even further by both Mercury and Venus as they go through your Symbolic Foundation and make you feel you need to promise everyone everything. You love to nurture folks and take care of them but try to be realistic, after all, one can only do so much. Listen to both Saturn and Pluto in your House of Relationships as they align with Neptune in your House of Philosophy and try to school you on the finer points of compassion, helping others, and also allowing people to have their lessons; even if you can’t bear to watch. Mars, Jupiter, and Neptune later in the week will likely sound like a Greek Chorus and could cause you to shed a tear for someone else’s misfortune. If that turns out to be the case try to remember this, “It’s not your circus and not your flying monkeys.”

 

Leo- Jupiter aligning with the Moon to start the week could give you a healthy dose of wanderlust, just make sure your responsibilities are taken care of before you head for that greener grass on the other side of the fence. If you ignore this advice it will be at your own peril, especially as Mars aligns with Pluto retrograde in your House of Work and opposes Neptune in your House of Other People’s Money. No one is going to want to hear an excuse about why you didn’t do something you’ve already been compensated for, so don’t even try to palm off a sob story, even if Mercury and Venus in your House of Communication and the charming sign of Libra are making you feel like you could talk a zebra out of its stripes. With Uranus in your House of Public Image don’t try to kid a kidder, or else you may just end up being the one who gets kidded out of something you didn’t expect.

 

Virgo- The Sun and Mars in your sign will be aligning with Pluto retrograde in your House of Creativity, so not only should you have a healthy reserve of inspiration at this time but also more than enough energy to see your dreams through from theory to manifestation. Neptune should also be helpful now as the Planet who rules the seas manages to wash along all the help you’ll probably need through your House of Partnerships and into your House of Other People’s Money. As Venus and Mercury move into your House of Self Worth you will be exuding a lot of charisma, just don’t fall into the trap of feeling you’re irresistible, especially as eccentric (and unaspected) Uranus squats in your House of Philosophy chanting a pathological mantra of “me me me.” When Saturn finally goes sation/direct in your House of Creativity he should be able to keep you on a short leash and out of any long term trouble, that is, if you’re willing to be peacefully content instead of greedy.

 

Libra- With the Sun and Mars behind the scenes squaring Jupiter in your House of Communication and opposing Neptune in your House of Work, you will likely be inspired at this time to delve into the depths of your subconscious in hopes of releasing that potential masterpiece you believe is waiting there to be discovered. Uranus in your House of Transformation is also a factor here as one period of your life is undoubtedly coming to a close while another is about to commence, it’s just hard to know where one ends and the other begins; kind of like trying to find the horizon line as a real location somewhere. Both Saturn and Pluto retrograde at your Symbolic Foundation have also been part of this catharsis, so perhaps when they finally both go direct you’ll discover much to your surprise that you already are the new you; and have been for a while.

 

Scorpio- The Sun and Mars passing through your House of Dreams and squaring Jupiter in your House of Self Worth will likely have you wanting to tackle whatever is in the way of your perceived success, while an additional opposition and square of Neptune to the aforementioned planets could have you either lacking the clarity or confidence to do so. Not to worry, Both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Thinking will come up with a solution, especially as an Aries Moon (which is all about getting after it) squares them both to start the week. Something to keep in mind though while you’re out there trying to conquer the world or else not have it trample you underfoot, is to pay attention to those who comprise your support system. Erratic, independent, stubborn Uranus is unaspected in your House of Relationships now, so try not to get too wrapped up in your own head so that you get disconnected from the advice and support those close to you are trying to give.

 

Sagittarius- Jupiter in your sign is squaring Mars in your House of Public Image and opposing Neptune in your House of Home, meaning that it is important at this time for you to examine what is driving your ambition to succeed or perhaps even thwarting it, particularly in regards to your relationships and/or conflicts with your family. Make sure that success doesn’t represent getting back at somebody who has hurt you in the past because in the long run that will only be a hollow victory that will have to be re-won over and over again. An unaspected Uranus now in your House of Health could be a real stress inducer so try and make some time to learn how to calm yourself if things get hectic. Perhaps try taking a meditation class or even enrolling in a marital arts program, after all, it’s always a good idea to discipline the mind by first disciplining the body.

 

Capricorn- Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your sign have been restructuring your world from the ground up for well over a year, as a result, with both the Sun and Mars now assisting them from your House of Philosophy the time may finally be here for you to act on the new space that has been created from having let go of so much from the past. Neptune in your House of Communication will be all about inspiration, so make sure you are listening to your intuition at this time as it tries to direct an energetic but unaspected Uranus who’s all dressed up with no place to go in your House of Creativity. I know this sounds like a lot, but with Jupiter aligning with an Aries Moon to start the week, try to be up and at ‘em early Monday morning so that you stand a better chance to get a leg up on all the shit you need to do this week..

 

Aquarius- For everything that you’ve been doing outwardly to change your circumstances, the time may finally be here for the inner you to change as well. Saturn and Pluto have been working tirelessly behind the scenes restructuring your world and, to your credit, you’ve been trying everything you can think of to aid and abet their efforts. Now though they are going to be assisted by both the Sun and Mars in your House of Transformation and the practical sign of Virgo, meaning that instead of exhausting yourself by logically trying to do everything you can think of, it may instead be better now to let your intuition take over so you can admit to yourself what you really want as opposed to what conventional wisdom says you should have. Reading it here may sound simple enough, but just wait until the lightning bolt hits you between the eyes and you finally SEE…… It’s a new dawn.

 

Pisces- What do you want out of a current relationship? With the Sun and Mars in your House of Partnerships opposing Neptune in your sign you need to think about this and make a decision, because if you don’t you could end up having a decision made for you. Jupiter in your House of Public Image could have you lost in the clouds of your own fantasies and an unaspected Uranus in your House of Communication might very well have you refusing to listen to anyone, which is not a good recipe for relating to a significant other (if you know what I mean). The saving grace here could be Mercury and Venus in your House of Intimacy and the friendly, understanding sign of Libra. Let these two at least open the door to communicating with that special someone even if you still can’t see the forest of your relationship for the trees of your ego.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #98 Weekly Horoscopes for 8/26-9/1, 2019

 

Weekly Horoscopes for 8/26-9/1, 2019

 

Aries– This looks to be a busy week as the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars will be transiting through your House of Work and the detail oriented sign of Virgo, where they will all align with Uranus in your House of Self Worth, perhaps indicating that an avalanche of unexpected responsibilities could come crashing down on your head. Not to worry though, for you should be more than up for the task as Uranus is the planet of innovation and all those Virgo planets are about getting things done. Jupiter in your House of Philosophy squaring Neptune behind the scenes could manage to steal some of your energy, although with Saturn in your House of Public Image also aspecting Neptune, know that your unwavering sense of responsibility will be what see’s you through until you can finally kick your feet up on the weekend and take a break.

 

Taurus- Uranus in your sign will motivate you to take chances now, especially since the planet of rebellion and innovation is aligning with a stellium of planets in your House of Creativity and the practical sign of Virgo. Expect Jupiter in your House of Transformation to contribute to this newly found sense of adventurousness, especially as the King of the Planets will be colliding with visionary Neptune in your House of Dreams. The danger here is that a Jupiter/Neptune meeting could lead to the land of unreality, although with Saturn in your House of Philosophy and the stable sign of Capricorn to chaperone these two, you could very well end up turning inspiration into income rather than incompetence. Things should go in your favor now so be sure to make the most of it while you can.

 

Gemini- You’re a sign that likes variety although before you start checking if the grass is greener on the other side of the fence make sure everything is in order at home, particularly with the Sun, Venus, Mercury, and Mars all marching through your living room, so to speak, and aligning with crazy Uranus behind the scenes. Make sure you don’t get blindsided because you weren’t paying attention to something that has been giving you warning signs for a while now. Jupiter in your House of Relationships at this time could see you being overly dependent on a partner or colleague just when Saturn retrograde in your House of Transformation is trying to get you to be more responsible. Let Pluto in your House of Transformation help you to let go of the need to avoid responsibility, especially since a ton of it is about to fall on you. Wake up!

 

Cancer- You’re a sign that likes to see things go smoothly so the thought of a confrontation with another is something you generally hope to avoid. Having a live and let live attitude is admirable, although this week you may not be allowed to have that luxury. The Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars will all be transiting through your House of Communication at this time and as they do they will be aspecting rebellious Uranus in your House of Groups, meaning that if you are in a leadership position you may have to dispense with some discipline on someone you supervise, or else you may have to be insubordinate and stand up to a superior who is abusing their authority. Either way you will have to show your crab claws. Jupiter in your House of Work will have others looking to you for guidance so make sure you don’t allow Neptune in your House of Philosophy to trick you into being a softie. Be willing to fight for what’s right.

 

Leo- If you know something needs to be done then stop complaining about it and get to work! The Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars are all marching through your House of Self Worth where they will each align with iconoclastic Uranus in your House of Career, meaning that you can do your reputation a big favor at this time if you’re willing to be a little adventurous and take a chance to do something the way you think it ought to be done rather than whatever approach conventional wisdom might suggest. Jupiter in your House of Creativity is an expansive influence now, so let the King of the Planets motivate you to think big. If you’re wrong Saturn and Neptune will be there to help improvise a solution. Be willing to take a chance and think big and you just might actually end up with a surprising success!

 

Virgo- You should be feeling your oats this week as the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars all travel through your sign and align with inventive Uranus in your House of Philosophy. Take a risk, try something different, and be willing to break a rule (or two). You’re known for being a practical and dependable sign, so if you’re truly feeling inspired don’t be afraid of making that leap into spontanaeity. After all, what’s all your practicality been good for if it can’t afford you the freedom to take an occasional chance? Jupiter transiting across the bottom of your chart is an expansive influence and as he squares Neptune in your House of Relationships make sure you don’t let a partner rain on your parade. The good news is that they can’t if you don’t let them…….So, don’t let them!

 

Libra- You are filled with ideas at this time as the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars all convene behind the scenes in your chart to plot a course of action. Uranus in your House of Transformation is aligning nicely with the aforementioned planets, meaning that if your intention is to either expand yourself or your sphere of influence in the near future then “the odds are ever in your favor.” Jupiter in your House of Communication will have you feeling the need to share your thoughts and inspirations, while at the same time Neptune in your House of Routines may be trying to tell you that the moment isn’t quite right yet. Follow the lead of Saturn at your root as he motivates you to make sure that every “t” is crossed and every “i” is dotted before you make your big push. If you can wait until you see the whites of their eyes you will undoubtedly hit your mark, so take a deep breath and try to be patient, it won’t have to be for long.

 

Scorpio- The Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars are all moving now through your House of Dreams and the practical sign of Virgo and pointing out what needs to be done at this time in order to make your innermost hopes come true. Uranus in your House of Relationships is also aligning with the aforementioned planets, which could indicate that perhaps some unexpected connections might need to happen before a new direction can be set. Most of us fear the unexpected, but in your case serendipity could literally turn out to be a friend (albeit in disguise) you haven’t met yet.  Jupiter in your House of Self Worth represents the writing on the wall that you are destined to move forward in a big way, while Neptune in your House of Creativity is that element of subconscious genius that is yearning to break free and play with the Gods. Before you rationalize holding yourself back, keep in mind that the destination doesn’t really exist until you take that first step……….

 

Sagittarius- With your ruling planet of Jupiter in your sign, ambition should not be in short supply at this time. What’s even better news though is that with the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars all passing through your House of Career and the practical sign of Virgo, having a wealth of good ideas during this period should also be one of your strong suits, particularly as innovative and adventurous Uranus in your House of Work will be there to make sure all those Virgo planets don’t limit themselves by being too conservative. Both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Self Worth aligning with Neptune at your symbolic core should help you to remain patient if any setbacks should occur, for even though you have the ambition and the means to get where you’d hope to go, one must also remember Rome wasn’t built in a day.

 

Capricorn- Saturn and Pluto in your sign for the last little while have no doubt been rearranging your life, but now as the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars enter your House of Philosophy and the organized sign of Virgo, perhaps you might be starting to see a light at the end of what has seemed a never ending tunnel of frustration? Add to this mix the innovative energy of Uranus in the sign of Taurus and your House of Creativity and maybe, just maybe, a bigger breakthrough than you ever imagined could be at hand? Jupiter behind the scenes has been keeping hope alive and Neptune in your House of Thinking has kept you dreaming of something better as one challenge after  another has come along, so, once again, maybe, just maybe, you’re on the verge of something cathartic if you can just hold on until………I don’t know…..Bernie is elected President?………..

 

Aquarius- If you know something needs to change and you’re willing to take that tiger by the tail, this could be the time when you make a significant breakthrough to transform your circumstances for the better. The Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars are all in your House of Transformation and the efficient sign of Virgo, while Uranus, the planet of the unexpected, is at your Symbolic Foundation, meaning there are perhaps more possibilities available than you might currently imagine. Jupiter in your House of Dreams is trying to help you think big, but Neptune in your House of Self Worth is not making you feel very big, which isn’t being improved much by Saturn retrograde behind the scenes reminding you of all your past mistakes. There isn’t much to say right now except to keep swimming with all those Salmon dreams you have and give yourself a chance. What’s in store is on a need to know basis and the good news is you’ve only exhausted the opportunities you’ve been aware of.

 

Pisces- Neptune in your sign for the last little while has been making you blissfully unaware of certain realities that others have been taking care of for you, however, as the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars transit through your House of Relationships you may be confronted with these responsibilities when your support system decides to call you out. Uranus in your House of Communication could bring some unexpected news that at first may seem bad, but on the other hand it could also awaken some new things in you that are very, very good and have been dormant for a while, like ambition and responsibility. Jupiter in your House of Career has been illuminating you in a good many ways, yet at the same time it has also been blinding you to some basic realities that have to be accepted. Success is a long road, but first you have to face its challenges before you can even begin the journey.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #96 Weekly Horoscopes for 8/12-8/18, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 8/12-8/18, 2019

 

 Aries- As the Sun and Venus cakewalk through your House of Fun this week and oppose a Full Moon in your House of Dreams it may be hard for you to take much of anything seriously right now. Add to this jolly trio an inconjunct of Neptune behind the scenes and it would probably be a good idea for you to hang up the “Gone Fishin’” sign and then get out of town for a bit. With 4 retrograde planets now and two of them in your House of Career it looks like everything will be pretty much on hold until September comes knocking. In the meantime, give yourself a break and relax. Once Saturn and Pluto get going direct there will be enough on your career plate to stress you for a good long time so catch some R & R while you can.

 

Taurus- With Uranus in your sign squaring Mercury in your House of Home and the proud sign of Leo, your comfort zone will likely be seriously challenged this week. Mercury won’t be alone in this inconvenience as the Sun and Venus are also in your Home Area and they will be opposing a Full Moon in your House of Public Image, meaning that this shit show is not going to just be about you so make sure you’re a team player now and not a selfish complainer. When Mars passes out of dramatic Leo and enters practical Virgo by the end of the week you’ll likely have wrangled any looming problems and be well on your way to a solution. With Saturn and Pluto retrograde now in your House of Philosophy now is the time to seriously commit to any necessary repairs or renovations that have been lingering. Remember, “an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.”

 

Gemini- As the Sun, Venus, Mars, and Mercury all pass through your House of Communication and the blustery sign of Leo, you’ll likely be working overtime telling folks things are okay when anyone with a brain knows they’re not. You make think your BS is fooling folks, but with Uranus retrograde behind the scenes your anxiety is palpable to everyone around, especially as the planet of anxiety squares Mercury in dramatic Leo. Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Transformation may have any penalties for your transgressions on hold for now, but don’t dare think you’ve dodged a bullet. Jupiter going direct in your House of Partnerships will likely mean if you haven’t been doing “The Right Thing” as of late then perhaps someone else will………So watch out if you have anything you’d like to walk back.

 

Cancer- The Crab is a shy creature, usually content to just dig in and stay out of the way. If that describes you my crustacean friend, then get ready for an awakening as you are dragged out of the surf and into the spotlight by the Sun, Venus, Mars, and Mercury all in your House of Self Worth and the dramatic sign of Leo. All of these fiery planets will be inconjunct to Neptune in your House of Philosophy, so of course being made the center of attention will be nerve wracking, however, that’s what you get for being honest, dependable, and talented, so get used to it. Jupiter going direct in your House of Work and Routines will soon align with Mercury so try and be patient as everyone all of a sudden starts to look to you for leadership……It’s time to face your destiny so try to keep an open mind, after all, you might actually like being the big cheese and could easily get used to it.

 

Leo- With the Sun, Venus, Mars, and Mercury all in your sign now the party is at your House my regal friend so get ready to hold court, particularly with a Full Moon this week in your opposing sign of Aquarius, which rules the Collective and, in your case right now, the adoring public. This doesn’t necessarily mean you’re going to get famous, it might just be a matter of everyone you know simultaneously deciding that you’re their favorite person and they just want to show it. Jupiter going direct in your House of Fun could be just what it takes to put all this over the top and if it’s all about three cheers for you, then what is it exactly you’re worried about? Generally this will be a feel good time for you so try to relax and enjoy it. After all, you deserve it, don’t you?

 

Virgo- When Mars enters your sign at the end of the week there are two effects possible. The first is that you’ll become hypercritical (probably of yourself, which is bad) and the second is that you’ll get a burst of energy to fix anything and everything that’s broken(which is good). Leading up to this event of Mars changing signs you also will have a stellium of planets behind the scenes in the proud sign of Leo, which in turn will all be aligning nicely with Jupiter at the bottom of your chart, meaning that you’re starting to feel some real growing pains now and that might be a really good thing as far as motivating you. Since Saturn and Pluto have been camping out for a while in your House of Creativity, you probably haven’t been feeling much pep in your step so what I’ve been talking about here may just represent the inspiration that has been missing for you…… Ra, ra, ra, sis, boom, bah, if you know what I mean?

 

Libra- As the Sun, Venus, Mars, and Mercury transit now through your House of Groups and Dreams and the Full Moon opposes them all from your House of Creativity, you might finally get some recognition for all the hard work you’ve been doing since, well, forever! Jupiter in your House of Communication is finally direct and since the King of the Planets rules long distance stuff, whatever acknowledgements you do get now could come from a long way off, which is good if it means you’re getting acknowledged nationwide (or even internationally). Saturn and Pluto have been putting you through some challenges for quite a long time so if good news ends up coming now and there are rewards for what you’ve done then perhaps you’ll finally come to understand how all you’ve been through has been worth it……..Every stinking bit of it……Hahaha!!!

 

Scorpio- You could find yourself quite in demand now as the Sun, Venus, Mars, and Mercury all transit through your House of Public Image and the charismatic sign of Leo to oppose a Full Moon at the bottom of your chart. Some of this recognition could come from your family who, up until now, has pretty much made a life’s work out of underestimating you. Well, the surprise is on them as they come to realize they could all learn a bit from how you’ve dealt with life. Jupiter direct should ad to this new appreciation of you as he moves through your House of Self Worth and you find people looking to you for leadership. Of course you may think this is just about them needing someone to dump off responsibility on, but take a closer look. You’ve come a long way baby and if some of your dumb ass relatives can manage see that why can’t you?

 

Sagittarius- Sometimes you Centaurs can really get the wrong ideas in your head, however, with the Sun, Venus, Mars, and Mercury all in your House of Philosophy and aligning with Jupiter direct in your sign, this isn’t one of those times. You may actually be seeing yourself clearly for the first time in a while and if you’re surprised at how good you look in the mirror then the truth of who and what you are may have finally found a way to get through your thick skull. Well, maybe that’s a little harsh, but since Saturn and Pluto have been in your House of Self Worth (a long, long time) you have been so hard on yourself that nothing less than a good whack in the head could have ever got you to see things in the proper light. With that in mind, if it looks like stuff is starting to get better then assume you’ve already taken your licking and now you’re ready to keep right on ticking!

 

Capricorn- The Sun, Venus, Mars, and Mercury are all going through your House of Transformation now and as they oppose a full Moon in Aquarius mid-week in your House of Self Worth the time may have finally come for your make-over from a mild mannered reporter at a small metropolitan newspaper into a Super Hero. Saturn and Pluto in your sign have been grooming you for this, although it’s probably felt more like they’ve been torturing you, but of course that’s the stuff from which heroes (and heroines) are made. As Mercury quickly approaches a square to Uranus retrograde in your House of Creativity you may actually surprise yourself (like Neo in the Matrix) when you discover that when something’s on the line you will deliver far beyond anyone’s expectations.

 

Aquarius- With a Full Moon this week in your sign opposing the Sun, Venus, Mars, and Mercury in your House of Relationships, the big issue for you now is being appreciated for all you do. Uranus retrograde in your House of Family will be squared by Mercury for most of the week, which could bring about some fireworks if you find you’ve reached the end of your rope regarding a relative’s inconsiderate behavior. Saturn and Pluto retrograde behind the scenes have asked you to be patient about how fast things should change on the home front, but now with Jupiter going direct in your House of Groups the time has come for you to put your foot down when it comes to selfish behavior that directly takes advantage of you. And if anyone doesn’t like it, simply remind them how lucky they are that you’re putting your foot down instead of up their ass. Amen.

 

Pisces- The Sun, Venus, Mars, and Mercury are all passing through your House of Work so if your employment (or lack thereof) is an issue, the only way things will get better is if you’re willing to get out there and make your voice heard. All of the planets in your Work house are in the prideful sign of Leo, so if your lack of accomplishment is embarrassing you then so be it, because the only way anything is going to change is if it becomes a matter of pride for you. There will also be a Full Moon behind the scenes this week opposite all your work stuff, meaning that perhaps the powers that be are waiting to be impressed before they’re willing to offer you a cup of coffee. If you think about it that’s not such a bad deal, after all, it’s better to know you earned something than to have to worry about what someone may want on the back end for doing you a favor.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #94 Weekly Horoscopes for 7/28- 8/4, 2019

 

Weekly Horoscopes for 7/29-8/4, 2019

 

 Aries- With The Sun, a New Moon, and Venus all in your sign this week you will no doubt be feeling Fab, however, since all of these planets will also be squaring Uranus in your House of Self Worth you also might end up being a little less than fabulous with anyone who’s not on your bandwagon. Mercury going station/direct in the emotional sign of Cancer and opposing Pluto in your House of Career could find you taking the ups and downs at work a little too personally, particularly if you find out that you’re not quite the legend to others that you are in your own mind. Nevertheless, Mars in your House of Creativity will ultimately help you to transform any caterpillars of frustration into butterflies of invention. So yes, you’re unsinkable, but only if you keep swimming…….Stroke, stroke, stroke…….

 

Taurus- Your comfort zone could get upended this week as Uranus in your sign squares the Sun, Venus, and a New Moon in your House of Foundations. Try not to get too excited if inconvenience knocks down your front door. Look at any difficulties as being growing pains rather than onslaughts against your long term stability, or worse, bad luck. Jupiter retrograde in your House of Transformation has been sending you hints that changes were in the works and as the King of the Planets continues to align with Mars in proud Leo make it a point to forge your own way if you think that any Group you’re part of is not respecting your particular needs. Saturn and Neptune retrograde can help you learn what you are capable of, but first you have to accept that you need to let go of the security of being a big fish in a small pond.

Gemini- As Uranus behind the scenes squares the Sun, Venus, and a New Moon in your House of Communication you will likely feel the urge to shoot off your mouth, just be aware that bragging to camouflage the fact that you’re feeling vulnerable isn’t fooling anyone but you, particularly as Neptune retrograde in your House of Public Image aligns with Saturn retrograde in your House of Transformation and the stuff you’re in denial about has already punched your ticket and the train is leaving without you. As Mercury, the planet of communication, goes station/direct in your House of Self Worth and starts to move into an opposition with Pluto in your House of Change, you’d be better off trying to talk with a Therapist at this time rather than spewing some Freudian bile at a world that doesn’t really care if you’re fabulous or not. The opposite of love is not hate, it’s indifference and that means no one is paying attention.

 

Cancer- Mercury going station/direct in your sign and opposing Pluto in your House of Relationships should be a cue for you to pay attention to your interactions with others and contemplate where your current frustrations are really coming from. The Sun, Venus, and the New Moon in your House of Self Worth are all squaring Uranus in your House of Dreams and Groups, meaning that perhaps you’ve inadvertently been too willing to let others control how you think rather than focusing instead on what needs to be done in order to change your life into something that’s uniquely yours. Both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Partnerships are aligning with Neptune in your House of Philosophy, meaning that perhaps the time has finally come for you to realize that your uber sensitivity can either be debilitating or freeing; it all depends on whether you can draw healthy boundaries. Remember, helicopters can’t catch jet planes.

 

Leo- As the Sun, Venus, and a New Moon all cross through your sign like a roman candle across the sky you’ll no doubt be feeling energetic and confident. Next, enter unpredictable Uranus in your House of Career and this week could very well likely end up being a test to see what you’re really made of. While a challenge on the job may seem like an inconvenience when it occurs, it may actually be your ticket out of a dead end situation and into a wider world of possibilities. Jupiter retrograde in your House of Creativity aligning with Mars in your sign should activate the innate sense of pride that is natural to your sign, so that when Saturn retrograde aligns with Neptune in your House of Transformation, you’ll no doubt be more ready than you’ve ever been to take the tiger by the tail, take the money and run, whatever…….Just do it!!!

 

Virgo- What do you want from life and what has to happen for you to get your ass in gear and go for it? The Sun, Venus, and a New Moon are all behind the scenes in your chart passing through the proud sign of Leo and telling you what you deserve, but what are you doing about it? Now here comes Uranus in your House of Philosophy and that crazy mofo ain’t gonna talk about the theory of manifestation with you, nah, he’s gonna push you in the pool and say “if y’all wanna get to the other side then start swimming. Oh, you’re getting water up your nose, so what, that’s part of it!!!” Both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Creativity aligning with Neptune in your House of Partnerships are also trying to tell you that if you can be bold enough to get after it then you’re already half-way to what you hope to be……..The rest is just a matter of time.

 

Libra- The Sun, Venus, and a New Moon in your House of Dreams are certainly activating your desires to succeed, however, since you’ve been slaving away at your dreams for a while now you’re probably growing more and more frustrated trying to figure out what’s missing in your success story? Chaotic, random, unexpected Uranus in your House of Transformation could be just what you need, yet you won’t know it until a synchronicity, paradox, or some other weird ass phenomenon upsets you’re oh so logical world and scares the crap out of you (in a good way, of course) so that it will become necessary for you to jump off whatever cliff you have to in order to see if you can fly. Both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Foundations have been preparing you for this, but since you can’t know what’s going to change you until it does, enter transcendental Neptune to whisper in your ear that the universe loves you, even if it seems more like an S & M affair right now than a fairy tale.

 

Scorpio- As the Sun, Venus, and a New Moon cross through your House of Career this week you will likely be feeling ambitious, however, be careful what you wish for. Uranus will be transiting your House of Partnerships so expect the unexpected in regards to what may be asked of you by a colleague or boss. Jupiter retrograde going through your House of Self Worth and aligning with Mars in your House of Career will be giving you a real crash course now on what it means to be in charge of a professional situation when a real shit show gets dumped in your lap to fix. This is the type of assignment that could really get you noticed, although it’s also the type of situation that could drive you crazy. As Forrest Gump used to say, “Crazy is as crazy does”…..Or was it “stupid is as stupid does?”…….Whatever…..I mean you’d have to be both crazy and stupid to agree to what you’ve agreed to, right? Just make sure you are adequately compensated not just congratulated.

 

Sagittarius- As your ruling planet of Jupiter lingers in your sign, this is a time when you could really learn something about the world (as well as yourself) that could propel you to the next level of awareness. It will likely begin with zany, synchronistic, paradoxical Uranus barreling through your House of Routines like a hurricane and disrupting whatever order exists in your life, either at work or at home. Next there will be the Sun, Venus and the New Moon in your House of Philosophy and the proud sign of Leo squaring crazy old Uranus, meaning that what ever shit may hit the fan at this time will likely bring out talents and courage you never knew you had! Of course you’ll be freaking out as Mercury stations in the emotional sign of Cancer and your House of Transformation while at the same time Pluto in your House of Self Worth is shaking you up like an earthquake. However, no one has to know that any of this inner stuff is going, particularly if you can manage to keep your shit together and slay whatever dragon you’re facing like a true Master. Heroes are made, not born, and this week you’ll have all the fixings you’ll need.

 

Capricorn-Whatever is necessary to activate your inner warrior, this week may be the time it comes barreling down the pike right at you. The Sun, Venus, and a New Moon will all be sparkling in your House of Transformation and the fiery sign of Leo, while at the same time innovative, iconoclastic Uranus will be squaring them all from your House of Creativity. This is the stuff both genius and disasters are made of, so be careful. Saturn and Pluto in your sign will be right there for you, especially as they align with compassionate Neptune, who will remind crusty old Saturn that you Capricorns are his own and well, if he’s gonna preach responsibility to you Mountain Goats then he better damn well set an example and be there for you in your time of need. Jupiter retrograde behind the scenes should give you all the poise you will require, while at the same time Mars will be right behind him to kick ass and take names. To you who are about to prevail, we salute you!

 

Aquarius- Your ability to be there now for someone could turn out to be as important for you as it is for them. The Sun, Venus, and the New Moon in your House of Partnerships squaring Uranus in your Symbolic Foundations could likely bring about a minor emergency that in and of itself is not all that threatening, however, the emotional bond that will be established between you and another as this situation is dealt with could be life changing for both of you. Mercury going station/direct in your House of Routines and opposing Pluto retrograde behind the scenes represent secrets revealed, meaning that you could unveil a very profound connection between yourself and someone else that makes all the difference in your respective futures. Sometimes Soul Mates have to be Hole Mates first.

 

Pisces- Sometimes before you can be a success you first need to be able to take pride in a job well done. The Sun, Venus, and the New Moon in your House of Work will be sowing the seeds of a true professionalism in your life now, as they are both helped and challenged by a square to chaotic Uranus in your House of Local Surroundings and Short Journeys. Do whatever is necessary and spend the extra time to get something right. It will be appreciated by whoever you’re doing it for, but more importantly it will teach you about responsibility, confidence, and pride. Both Saturn and Pluto retrograde will be impressed by your determination and as they align nicely with Neptune in your sign, you will no doubt be laying the foundations for a reputation that will be your business card for a long time to come.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #90 Weekly Horoscopes for 7/1-7/7, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 7/1-7/7, 2019

 

Hi kids!!! Mr. Saturn’s Stars hasn’t been around for a few weeks and I apologize, it was just that I had some pressing business to attend to and well, sometimes there are more important things than Astrology……….What!!!……Did he just say that?……..Damn right I did and you can quote me on it!

 

“Astrological

Aspects don’t determine your

Life, your choices do”

 

With that said, welcome back and let’s get down to it!!!

 

Aries- As the Sun and the Moon start the week in the sensitive sign of Cancer and your House of Symbolic Foundations along with Mars finishing up there and Venus getting ready to enter, this is a time when you will likely be very concerned with your bases of operation both at home and on the job. Uranus passing through your House of Self Worth could have you feeling easily threatened if something you’re used to suddenly changes, especially as it squares Mercury going station/retrograde in the self-absorbed sign of Leo. Although you may be compelled now to curse this inconvenience, try instead to go with the flow, after all both Saturn and Pluto retrograde have been trying for months to rearrange your life with some long term security in mind and, well, with 5 planets retrograde this week your dreams are going to be under construction for a little while longer. If this is too much, let Neptune behind the scenes distract you with a little drinkie-poo……you need it.

 

Taurus- Uranus is now firmly entrenched in your sign for at least the next 6-7 years, so kiss goodbye to thinking that you can sit back like Jabba the Hutt while the world spins around you. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Philosophy could be some very useful advisors now in this changing landscape if you’re willing to listen, but of course the operative word here is willing because, well, let’s face it, we all know how stubborn and myopic you can be. Mercury going retrograde in the middle of the week could begin some stressful times for you, particularly as it squares Uranus and your tendency will be to think that challenging things are only happening to you. Jupiter retrograde in your House of Transformation could give you a chance to unexpectedly revisit an opportunity you let slip by in the not too distant past…….So yes, shit happens, but sometimes it can be good shit, so take the money and run if you get the chance……Word!

 

Gemini- With 4 planets this week in the vulnerable sign of Cancer and your House of Self Worth, you will likely be uber-sensitive to any criticisms or challenges at this time, particularly with both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Transformation upsetting the apple cart and storming the ramparts in your quaint little fiefdom. Neptune in your House of Public Image will make you want to try and pretend none of this is happening, but don’t let yourself retreat into your own private Idaho…….After all the truth has a way of digging up those Idaho spuds and turning them into French fries to feed that unreasonable monster called reality. Jupiter retrograde in your House of Partnerships could bring back a blast from the past, but with the King of the Planets in square to illusory Neptune this trip down memory lane could have some serious pay back attached……..Be careful and know when to walk away.

 

Cancer- This is your time of the year my crustacean friend and with the Sun, Moon, Mars, and Venus all in your sign this week you will experiencing some serious growing pains, especially with both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Relationships opposing your tendency to want to make everyone feel safe and sound. This should be a particularly tough scenario now since you don’t feel very safe and sound yourself at this point. Neptune in your House of Philosophy could see you feeling sorry for someone (maybe yourself) but with Jupiter in your House of Routines your sense of pity could be quite misplaced. Mr. Saturn has an old motto he likes to repeat whenever he gets a chance……”Try not to do things for people that they could do for themselves; you could be denying them a better lesson.” Now that we’ve got that straightened out let’s focus instead on both Mars and Mercury this week in the prideful sign of Leo and your House of Self Worth. Mercury is about to go retrograde so try and remember a time when you denied yourself something you wanted because of someone else…..are you recalling it?…..Well, try not to do that again……

 

Leo- As Mars enters your sign this week and moves into a square with volatile Uranus it will be very hard for you at this time to suffer any sort of fool (not that it’s ever vey easy for you to accept boorishness). Your tendency will be to get upset but try to take a step back and ask yourself who pays the price for getting mad at an idiot who isn’t aware how stupid they are? Neptune in your House of Transformation squaring Jupiter in your House of Creativity could represent your enlightenment in regards to being able to ignore someone instead of getting down in the mud with them. A part of you may think this is avoiding the issue or even cowardice, but with this week’s eclipse in sensitive Cancer this may ultimately be about respecting yourself so the other person’s disrespect ceases to matter.

 

Virgo- As four planets pass this week through your House of Groups and the sensitive sign of Cancer, you may be expected to chaperone a group or act as a caretaker for a very recalcitrant soul. Lucky you, right? Try not to worry it won’t be as bad as it sounds, especially as both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Creativity align with Neptune in your House of Partnerships and you discover you have the magick touch to reduce even the most ornery individual to a puppy eating out of your hand. Jupiter retrograde in your House of Foundations will provide all the compassion you need and you may even see the problem child you’re stuck with as reminding you of a younger version of yourself. Insights should abound as a result of this ironic dynamic and who knows, perhaps Uranus passing through your House of Philosophy will even have you considering a new career in Caretaking Services. Life is sure strange, huh?

 

Libra- As four planets pass through your House of Career and the creative, compassionate sign of Cancer you may find that your insights carry more weight now than you realize. Saturn and Pluto have been shaking your Foundations for months and now may be the time that the world could need something completely different from you than it has in the past. Jupiter retrograde in your House of Writing combined with Venus crossing your Mid-heaven could mean that someone may want to spread your ideas for you and, as a result, you could find yourself expanding your sphere of influence far beyond the small, localized world you’ve been living in up until now. Uranus in your House of Transformation angling against both Mars and Mercury retrograde in your House of Groups could indicate that some unexpected notoriety could result from your willingness to speak your mind, particularly if you’re being honest and could care less about the consequences. Luck is a weird thing, enjoy it.

 

Scorpio- Four planets traveling now through your House of Philosophy and the intuitive sign of Cancer will likely have you feeling a little more touchy-feely than usual, which may not be a bad thing, particularly with Neptune crossing your House of Romance and nudging Jupiter in your House of Self Worth. “You’re only as pretty as you feel” is something you’re really coming to understand now and as you’re feeling better about yourself than you have in a long time (warts and all) you may unexpectedly find yourself the recipient of a surprise token of affection. Uranus in your House of Relationships might have you feeling more independent than you’re used to, but more likely you’re feeling less subservient with friends and family than you have in the past. This could translate as more of a willingness to speak your mind and, as a result, you could discover that you’re more of a leader than you ever imagined. Congratulations! Oh, btw, what should we do next?

 

Sagittarius- A lack of help from the powers that be could mean the time has finally come for you to help yourself. Four planets transiting through your House of Transformation and the sensitive sign of Cancer could have you feeling neglected, particularly with both Saturn and Pluto retrograde opposing these Cancer planets from your House of Self Worth. However, rather than feeling judged or rejected because of this aspect, you may actually be thinking that you don’t need anyone else’s stinking approval and it’s high time that you took the brass ring instead of waiting for someone to give it to you. Neptune in your House of Foundation squaring Jupiter in your sign could have you feeling a tad guilty about being so pushy, nevertheless Uranus in your House of Work will completely ignore such useless emotions as you push up to the front of the line with the best of them to get your just desserts. If not now, when? If not here, where?

 

Capricorn- Saturn and Pluto in your sign for the past several months have no doubt been transforming your world almost as drastically as if you were being made to change into a werewolf in slow motion, and now with four major planets transiting your House of Relationships and the intuitive, touchy-feely sign of Cancer you may finally be ready for, as the song say’s, “A Higher Love.” However, not so fast…..There will also be an eclipse this week in your House of Relationships, meaning that any outstanding baggage out their on the curb from any previous liaisons needs to be brought inside, unpacked, and all unnecessary contents discarded. Jupiter retrograde behind the scenes squaring Neptune in your House of Communication could have you feeling shy or withdrawn about this whole process but then again, so what? If Love is the most valuable thing in the world then the price should be high; for better or worse, now’s the time to ante up.

 

Aquarius- If you have been frustrated or dissatisfied at work your anxiety will probably reach epic proportions in the coming week. Four major planets in your House of Work and the emotional sign of Cancer will be opposing both Saturn and Pluto retrograde behind the scenes, meaning that if you can’t come up with any sort of idea about how to alleviate your stress you may just end up wanting to jump out of a window…….but not to worry, Neptune in your House of Self Worth will give you the patience of Job, however, as the God of the Sea in turn squares Jupiter in your House of Groups your newfound patience may end up driving all the other assholes you have to deal with out that window. Not exactly what you hoped for, I’m sure, but there is something to be said for giving it as good as you get it.

 

Pisces- A challenge now to your dreams in the form of both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in that particular House could have you a lot more worried than usual about your career, however, with four major planets plus an eclipse in your House of Creativity and the intuitive sign of Cancer, you should be able to rest assured that your innovativeness and flexibility at this time will be more than up to the task. Mercury will be going station/retrograde in your House of Routines and when he squares Uranus in your House of Communication there will probably be a lot of bullshit flying around trying to masquerade as the truth, but don’t you believe any of it. It’s not over until the fat lady sings and right now there’s no one else around except you and the solutions to your challenges……..and that’s the skinny.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #88 Weekly Horoscopes for 6/3-6/9, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 6/3-6/9, 2019

 

 Aries-The week will start off with a New Moon in your House of Communication and Local Activities so expect things to be fast paced and more than a little hectic. At mid-week Mercury will change signs from busy Gemini to emotional Cancer and as the messenger planet aligns with volatile Uranus in your House of Self Worth don’t be surprised if certain people manage to get under your skin, particularly involving matters around the home. As Saturn and Pluto resume chugging through your House of Career you will no doubt continue to experience ups and downs on the job or with your clients. The upside is that Neptune behind the scenes will furnish you with that special “Spidey Sense” so no matter what appears to be going on you’ll know deep down that everything will be right in the end.

 

Taurus- The New Moon in your House of Self Worth will likely make you a Curious George this week, just make sure it doesn’t also make you more than a little naïve as well. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Long Distance Travels opposing Mars in your House of Home and the sentimental sign of Cancer could find you feeling homesick at this time, and with Mercury also entering Cancer mid-week to align with spontaneous Uranus, perhaps this would be a good time to plan a trip to visit the family or even take an impromptu stroll down memory lane. As Venus enters Gemini over the weekend you could be feeling more sociable than usual, and since charm will also be on your side you should probably get out there and mingle.

 

Gemini- The New Moon in your sign now represents a kind of symbolic rebirth and as it generally squares Neptune in your Public Image area perhaps this might be a good time to re-evaluate how you come off to the general public. Uranus behind the scenes could have you feeling a bit hemmed in, especially as Mercury pulls into your House of Self Worth to join Mars and you seem to find it impossible to compromise on anything that makes you even a little uncomfortable. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Transformation right now are all about responsibility and as they align with the aforementioned Neptune rest assured that your ability (or lack thereof) to regard the interests of others is going to be what makes or breaks whatever your ideas of manifest destiny happen to be right now. As the song say’s, “You got to give a little, take a little, let your poor heart break a little, that’s the glory of, That’s the story of Love.”

 

Cancer- With the Moon, Mars, and Mercury all in your sign this week you will undoubtedly be wearing your heart on your sleeve as you feel compelled to act on whatever happens to inspire you. Neptune in your House of Philosophy will have you feeling creative and spiritual while Uranus in your House of Dreams will have you feeling both individualistic and rebellious. If you’re already involved in the arts then you should look to move an important project forward and if you’re not, then perhaps you should follow any urges you may be feeling and start to dabble in a creative discipline you’ve always been curious about. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Partnerships have been changing the way you relate to the world, but that should also include how the world relates to you and what you should and shouldn’t be putting up with from people. Let Mars in your sign now give you the strength to come out of your shell and straighten out someone who needs to learn a little respect.

Leo- The Moon, Mars, and Mercury will all be behind the scenes for you this week in the ultra-sensitive sign of Cancer, meaning that the big tough Lion could end up being a real pussycat at this time. Neptune in your House of Intimacy could add to this vulnerability causing you to either shy away or suffer more than usual, especially as Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Routines shake things up both at work and at home. Jupiter in your House of Creativity and Romance could see you acting more needy than usual, particularly as the King of the Planets aligns with Neptune. The New Moon at the beginning of the week will be in your House of Dreams, and while this could be about branching out and discovering some new opportunities, it could also be about self-doubt and a sudden dip in confidence. If you can look at your sensitivity as strength instead of weakness you will likely gain a whole new perspective on what you bring to the table as opposed to what you think you need to worry about.

 

Virgo- The New Moon this week will be in your House of Career and Public Image so if you don’t like your lot in life then make the effort to get out there and start changing shit! After the New Moon the next Lunar stop will be in your House of Dreams, where both Mercury and Mars will be waiting to either inspire you or kick you in the ass, whichever is more appropriate (and necessary) to get you motivated and engaged. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity will be of great use at this time if any of your usual standards and practices are proving themselves obsolete, provided of course that you’re willing to try something new. Uranus in your House of Philosophy represents a new revolutionary movement that is taking seed in you if you’re willing…….So the question is, are you? Excuse me? I can’t HEAR you!!!

 

 

Libra- The New Moon in your House of Philosophy to start the week could find you wondering about what else you could possibly do to turn a dream into a reality. If you’re initially at a loss for any novel strategies then simply follow the lead of both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Foundations as they ruthlessly abandon what doesn’t work and ferociously double down on what does. By mid-week Uranus in your House of Transformation will be receiving a nice jolt of inspiration from Mercury as the Messenger Planet enters your house of Career, meaning that if you think you have something the world might be interested in then keep running it up the flagpole until somebody eventually salutes (and they will). Keep in mind, the only difference between successful people and those who fail is that successful folks just don’t give up. That’s because if you don’t give up then technically you never lose. A word to the wise.

 

Scorpio- Just when you thought you’d seen it all here comes a New Moon in your House of Transformation…….WAKE UP……IT’S A NEW DAWN!!! Especially as Mercury joins Mars in your House of Philosophy and they both start to move into alignment with Neptune in your House of Creativity. If you thought you’d reach the end of your recent travails think again. A new part of you has been awakened and that newly evolved self has sent fear heading for the hills and managed to romance hope into believing you’ll actually be okay after all. It’s not easy to turn from a pessimist into an optimist, but once you do there’s no going back, there is only an endless road of possibilities and dreams ahead. Jupiter is retrograde now in your House of Self Worth but once he starts moving forward again in August you’ll understand exactly what I’m talking about. In the meantime, “Just whistle a happy tune whenever you feel afraid.”

 

Sagittarius- With this week’s New Moon occurring in your House of Relationships don’t be surprised if fortune unexpectedly taps you on the shoulder and smiles. After all, Mars has been in your House of Transformation stirring the pot for a while, so when Mercury joins the Planet of Action and aligns with Uranus in your House of Work those investments of time and effort you’ve been making all along will make you realize just how smart you were (even if no one else back then thought so). Saturn and Pluto have been pushing you to the brink, but rather than falling off you’ve seen for yourself there is a whole new world past whatever cliff you thought was the end of everything.  Now that you’ve seen past the end are you any less afraid to move beyond this new beginning? Let’s see what you’ve learned.

 

Capricorn- With The Moon, Mars, and Mercury all in your House of Relationships this week and the sensitive sign of Cancer, it is important for you to make sure that you haven’t  been taking anyone in your life for granted as of late. Uranus in your House of Creativity and Venus in your House of Routines should provide the necessary inspiration if you need to create a special gift or plan a surprise for someone who may have a special day coming up that has slipped your mind. If, on the other hand, you’re cognizant of all the folks in your life then the next line of inquiry would be, are you taking care of yourself? Saturn and Pluto in your sign have been forcing you to pay attention to your shortcomings, but have you also taken the time to reward yourself when you’ve done well? At any rate, make an effort to treat someone to something special this week and all will be right with the world.

 

Aquarius- If you’ve been wracking your brain for a new idea, this week may see the light bulb go on over your head as the New Moon will be in your House of Creativity. Of course this inspiration could be the result of an unexpected challenge arising rather than any sort of miraculous inspiration, especially with Uranus at your foundation aligning with Mercury in your House of Routines. Nevertheless, you will be having a transformational experience so get ready to go with flow. How can I do that, you ask? Follow Neptune’s lead from your House of Self Worth as he offers his chameleon-like powers to the inherent need for change being driven by Saturn and Pluto behind the scenes. You’re part of a bigger overall change so don’t think your world is ending if things get tight. The next Full Moon will be in your House of Dreams so if you can hold on for a couple more weeks you’ll see the light at the end of the tunnel I’m talking about.

 

Pisces- As the New Moon happens in your House of Symbolic Foundations and the quixotic air sign of Gemini, be prepared to have some tricks played with your current reality. Who will do this is probably what you most want to know, although you shouldn’t really have to look any further than yourself to find the answer. You see, you’ve been living in a bubble as of late and your own latent creativity may just be what inadvertently ends up bursting it for you. In other words, it’s time to evolve, so as Saturn and Pluto retrograde align with Neptune in your sign, recognize that your own dissatisfaction with things as they are may be just what you need to make the Quantum Leap necessary for your Higher Self to take the reins and lead you into the world of grownups. Welcome to your real life.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #87 Weekly Horoscopes for 5/27-6/2, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 5/27-6/2, 2019

 

 Aries- To start the week the Moon and Neptune will be conjunct behind the scenes in your chart, perhaps making you feel a lot more vulnerable than usual. As Mercury moves into a square with Neptune later in the week, you may try to convince yourself that you can think your way out of your insecurities,  you know, mind over matter. The problem though is that with Mars transiting across the bottom of your chart in the sensitive sign of Cancer and aligning with Uranus in your House of Self Worth, if you try to deny what you’re really feeling you stand more of a chance of acting out of fear rather than awareness. Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Public Image would further suggest you confront yourself in the mirror rather than remaining in denial, after all, if you can accept what you see in yourself then it doesn’t really matter what anyone else thinks.

 

Taurus- As Venus transits through your sign and aligns with both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Philosophy you may be due for a conceptual make over, especially if you’re still operating as though you haven’t yet attained what you already are. This epiphany may come about unexpectedly, especially with Mars in your House of Communication and Uranus close to your Ascendant, meaning that someone you’ve already surpassed either in life or at work may try to treat you like you’re still a rookie. The hell with that! Don’t stand for it! Allow Mercury in your House of Self Worth and Jupiter in your House of Transformation to put that arrogant hater in their place. You’ve earned where you currently are so don’t hesitate to own the perks. You deserve it.

 

Gemini-If you’ve been trying to hide something as of late get ready for the charade to be exposed. Venus behind the scenes in your chart will be aligning with both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Transformation, meaning that the network of hustlers and double talkers you’ve come to depend on all stand to lose something at this time by supporting you, and since there is no honor among thieves, don’t be surprised if someone leaves you swinging in the wind to save their own sleazy ass. Mars in your House of Self Worth will make you want to come out swinging, especially with Uranus behind the scenes ramping up your anxiety levels to near mach proportions. However, with Neptune traveling through your House of Public Image you’ve been hiding behind a particular mask for so long now no one is prepared to believe that you’re not exactly what you’re being accused of; and can you blame them?

 

Cancer- Mars in your sign now will have you feeling your oats, especially as he aligns with Uranus in your House of Groups, making you want to step out into the spotlight and be you without any reservations. Usually you would feel a little self- conscious about doing this, but with Neptune in your House of Philosophy aligning with both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Partnerships, you know you deserve all the perks you can get; that is, provided you can manage to grow the stones to demand them. Jupiter retrograde in your House of Work opposing Mercury behind the scenes in the clever sign of Gemini should make you quite astute on the job at this time, especially if some arrogant buffoon thinks they’re going to con you, or anyone else about your accomplishments. Remember, helicopters can’t get jet planes.

 

Leo- As Uranus crosses your House of Public Image no one is going to get away with telling you what to do, especially as the planet of individuality aligns with Mars behind the scenes, making you prepared to roar at anyone who thinks you’re a pushover. Neptune in your House of Transformation is providing a malleable influence at this time, and as it aligns with both Saturn and Pluto in your House of Routines let yourself roll with punches and come up swinging. Mercury in your House of Groups opposing Jupiter retrograde in your House of Creativity should give you all the finesse you need to ju-jitsu any joker who thinks they’re going to steamroll you. If you’re feeling it, then let yourself do whatever you’re inspired to do.  This is the stuff  that success is made of.

 

Virgo- If you’ve been looking to expand, perhaps to a bigger residence or office, or even to a higher career position, then let Mercury in your House of Public Image make some suggestions on how to reach out and meet your audience as he opposes Jupiter in your House of Symbolic Foundations. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity have been preparing you well, so as they both align with Neptune in your House of Partnerships realize that you have become a very attractive candidate for whatever it is you’ve set your sights on. Mars in your House of Groups will give you all the energy you need to be either a charmer or a heavy, particularly as he aligns with Uranus in your House of Disseminating Information to the Broadest Possible Audience. People love you for who you are, so if you can be that with a passion then you can lead whatever sort of revolution you want to.

 

Libra- If you’ve been working your ass off at something then this could be the time when you start to see some of the rewards you’ve been hoping for. Venus in your House of Transformation aligning with both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Foundations is about rewards based on past efforts, while Jupiter retrograde in your House of Communication opposing Mercury in your House of Publishing is about your accomplishments going on the record for all to see. Mars going through your House of Career and aligning with Uranus in your House of Transformation could further mean that this change we’re talking about could happen quite suddenly. I’d suggest you get ready, but what fun would it be if you didn’t get the chance to yell “HOLY SHIT,” because you were taken totally off guard? Hahaha.

 

Scorpio- With Venus going through your House of Relationships and aligning with both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Communication, this could be a great time to catch up with old friends or even receive an unexpected “blast from the past” from a former lover (wink, wink). Uranus is also in your House of Relationships and as he aligns with Mars in your House of Philosophy a visitation or message from an old paramour doesn’t necessarily have to be romantic. If this person messed you over way back when, then this could be your chance to enjoy the sweet taste of revenge. You might have been a pushover then, but you’re a class act now so remember, the opposite of love is not hate, it’s indifference. Therefore, ignore whoever that anus is and let them suffocate in their own inertia.

 

Sagittarius- Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Self Worth aligning with Venus in your House of Work would indicate that you’ve been bringing it on the job for a while now. Therefore, the question becomes, “When are you going to be adequately compensated for all this effort? Uranus in your House of Work would suggest that before you ask for a raise, first see what your value is in the marketplace, especially as the planet of individualism and uniqueness racks up with Mars, the planet of action, in your House of Transformation (and Other People’s Money). In other words if you don’t get the raise you want be willing to walk. On the other hand, you might just be surprised that your boss is willing to chase. Of course you won’t be able to find all this out unless you’re willing to try, right? “Buck, buck, buck, buck, buck……”

 

Capricorn- Let’s take a vacation from Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your sign and instead we’ll talk about the other planets. Venus is in your House of Creativity and Romance and as she aligns with Neptune in your House of Communication don’t hesitate to accept a social invitation, especially if it seems if there’s any possibility of amore in the air. Also, be willing to act upon any inspirational urges that come upon you now, no kidding. Particularly because those planets we’re not talking about are in alignment with Venus and Neptune, meaning that romance and Art at this time can be quite real opportunities at this time; Believe it! Uranus is also in your House of Creativity and Romance right now, and as he aligns with Mars in your House of Relationships there is truly no telling just how far an invitation or an inspiration could go. If you’re bold enough to try, you could be lucky enough to fly! Buckle up, you’re cleared for takeoff, over and out!!!

 

Aquarius- As Venus transits your House of Home and Foundations and aligns with both Saturn and Pluto retrograde behind the scenes, this could be a good time to involve yourself with some renovations, either at home or within yourself. If you know there’s something you need to be working on don’t wait until there’s an emergency before you do anything about it. Taking the initiative now could make all the difference between a gain and just breaking even. Don’t assume that a challenge is designed to undermine you, particularly as Uranus moves through your Home and Foundations area and aligns with Mars in your House of Routines and repairs. Sometimes problems arise so that we can discover exactly what we are made of. In your case this might actually be a pleasant surprise.

 

Pisces- If you heart has been inspired by someone, or if absence has made it grow fonder, don’t hesitate to give a gift that shows how much you care. Venus in your House of Communication lining up with both Saturn and Pluto in your House of Friends is all about recognizing exactly who is there for you, and then letting them know how much they are appreciated. Mars in your House of Creativity and Romance aligning with Uranus, which is also in your House of Communication, would further suggest that if you want to give a token of your appreciation to someone then it might actually be more valued if you make something yourself rather than just purchasing a gift. After all, nothing shows how much you care more than demonstrating to the object of your affection that they are worth both your time and effort.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #81 Weekly Horoscopes for 4/15-4/21, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 4/15-4/21, 2019

 

 Aries- With Mercury and Venus both entering your sign this week, plus a Full Moon in partnership oriented Libra, it would be a good idea for you to be out there schmoozing it up and being fabulous. The Sun entering your House of Self Worth and joining hands with Uranus is a further indication that not only do you need to be out there, but it is also imperative for you to be doing your own thing. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Career have been putting you through some steps as of late, however, the ability to dot every “i” and cross every “t” in whatever you’re doing will eventually bring you all your hoped for rewards in due time. Mars in your House of Communication and the adaptable sign of Gemini would further indicate a need to remain flexible……so let’s see that stretch……one, two…..one two.

 

Taurus- As the week develops, there may be a slight disconnect between what you’d like to do and what you have to do. Mercury and Venus behind the scenes will have you daydreaming of everything from sitting on the beach with a piña colada to watching a great performance at Lincoln Center, while the Full Moon in your House of Work and Routines will be providing a steady stream of responsibilities that will demand your attention. What could make this even more stressful is that the Sun will be entering your sign this week and conjuncting rebellious Uranus, an aspect under which it will be very hard for to do anything you’re not feeling. The ultimate determinant though may turn out to be Saturn and Pluto in your House of Philosophy enforcing that old school work ethic you were raised with……Heave ho….O-lee-o…….Heave ho…..O-lee-o.

 

Gemini- Mars in your sign is certainly giving you a boost right now although the question is, are you using this energy to pull things together or are you just getting distracted? Mercury and Venus entering your House of Groups will no doubt see you in demand and busy, busy, busy, while the Full Moon in your House of Creativity could require you to partner up with someone you generally don’t like but who could really end up helping you. The Sun and Uranus coming together behind the scenes could make it very hard for you to pretend to be something you’re not, although with Neptune in your House of Public Image no one really knows who you are anyway, right? Best to err here on the side of caution here and let Jupiter retrograde in your House of Partnerships lead you to a more enlightened way of dealing with people……In other words, don’t act like you know everything when you don’t.

 

Cancer- With Mercury and Venus entering your House of Public Image this week you will be sparkling more than usual. Combine that with the Full Moon in Libra and you could end up being quite popular now. Jupiter retrograde in your House of Health will likely have you focusing on your appearance, so if you’d like to lose some weight or be in better shape now is the time to get some beneficial routines going. Mars behind the scenes will probably be spurring you on to get a million things done, while Neptune in your House of Philosophy could be making you feel like you’re not getting anything done. The truth is somewhere in the middle, so just make sure you’re doing what you think is important, especially since The Sun meeting up with Uranus in your House of Dreams won’t let you waste your time if you’re not feeling it.

 

Leo- As Venus and Mercury enter your House of Philosophy and The Sun and Uranus come together in your House of Public Image, you may just stop giving a shit what other people think of you and finally start being serious about how you think of yourself. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Routines have been dumping a lot of changes in your way and at the same time Neptune in your House of Transformation has turned you into a bit of a doormat in so far as not wanting to step on anyone’s toes. Subservient doesn’t fit your sign very well, so why don’t you try listening to Mars in your House of Groups as he tries to light a fire under your ass in regards to pushing back for your own self interests? The Full Moon will be passing through the Via Combusta or “Fiery Way” this week, so continue speaking softly if you’d like, but make sure you also have a big stick handy and you’re willing to use it.

 

Virgo- With Neptune in your House of Relationships aligning with Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity, you may be thinking to yourself, “I’ve been following the rules like a good camper and being patient for a while, yet nothing seems to be changing? If that’s the case then as The Sun and Uranus come together in your House of Philosophy and Mercury and Venus enter your House of Transformation, it may just be time for you to give someone the finger and do what you damn well feel like. Why not? Being patient wasn’t a waste, so don’t feel foolish, instead you were actually building momentum so that the finger you’ve just expressed yourself with will be more like a “tally-ho” than a “shove it” and, since we all know how important it is for you to be nice, that means you’ll actually get the chance to have your cake and eat it too. You go girl (or guy)!!!

 

Libra- As the Moon goes gloriously full this week at a karmic degree in your sign and Mercury and Venus enter your House of Partnerships, be willing to reach out a little more than you’re used to; you might just get a surprise. The Sun and Uranus will be joining together in your House of Transformation, so make sure you’re not looking at needing help as a sign of weakness, after all, those two together are entirely about uniqueness and innovation, meaning that people may be willing to be of assistance to you because you can benefit them as well. As Mars in your House of Philosophy pulls ever closer to Neptune in your House of Work, you may feel a sense of foreboding, like you’re heading in the wrong direction or something is going to go awry. Try to keep in mind that those two are the glass half empty twins and every wise person knows the glass is neither half empty nor half full…..it’s just half. If you don’t believe me then ask Saturn and Pluto in your House of Foundation, those two have been downloading a whole lot of reality to you over the past months. Try to breathe and keep the faith.

 

Scorpio- Mercury and Venus entering your House of Health this week could bring you some good news if you’ve been feeling under the weather. Combine that with a Full Moon behind the scenes in the balanced sign of Libra and you may actually find that for the first time in a while you have hope for a better future, even if right now you don’t really feel all that great. The Sun and Uranus in your House of Partnerships could see you doing a 360 in a friendship, especially if another person hasn’t really been all that much of a friend recently in your time of need. After all, you can do bad all by yourself.  Jupiter retrograde in your House of Self Worth may have you looking at life a lot differently now as you contemplate all you’ve been through recently, while Mars (your ruling planet) in your House of Death and Transformation is there to get you through this, just try to take it easy and let the healing begin.

 

Sagittarius- As Jupiter goes retrograde in your sign this may be a time when you have to take one step back before you can go two steps forward. Mercury and Venus will be entering your House of Creativity and as they offer you a flood of new ideas, the Full Moon in your House of Dreams and the balanced sign of Libra will require you to do some editing first before charging forward with any inspirations. The Sun and Uranus in your House of Routines could find you either streamlining one of your daily drudgeries or abandoning it all together, after all, sometimes progress is about getting rid of shit that’s in the way instead of just adding something new because you’re bored. Of course Saturn and Pluto are still there in your House of Self Worth, so if you can keep in mind that less is more perhaps a little more self confidence will be your pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

 

Capricorn- I promise that this week I won’t mention Saturn and Pluto in your sign……whoops, sorry. What you no doubt need is some inspiration, right? Okay, then let’s discuss this week’s Full Moon in your House of Career, especially since it’s opposing both Mercury and Venus entering your House of Foundations, meaning that if you can work yourself up into being a little more social than usual there could be some real surprises in store. The Sun and Uranus are coming together in your House of Creativity and Fun, so if you’re feeling inspired to write your masterpiece or drink a whole bottle of wine by yourself then do it (preferably not together though if you ever want to look at what you did afterwards and not feel dumb). But I digress, after all, we’re talking about hope here, right? With Mars in your House of Health if you really want to feel better you oughta just go out and exercise; run around, chop some wood, just don’t let shit fester inside you right now, okay?

 

Aquarius- Has anyone ever accused you of not listening? I mean why would they, right? But just for arguments sake let’s just say that someone at some time has said that to you. Well, with the Full Moon this week in your House of Philosophy opposing Mercury and Venus in your House of Communication, you may just be more inclined to use your ears now rather than your voice. In fact, with Saturn and Pluto behind the scenes you should be especially sharp at this time so, if someone does try to sell you any snake oil you’ll be able to deconstruct their BS immediately, provided of course you were listening. Now do you get it? It’s not about letting anyone else take center stage away from you, instead it’s about Jedi mind tricks and breaking out of your comfort zone, which The Sun and Uranus will be right there to help you with. Mr. Saturn hasn’t shared a Haiku in a while, but here’s one for you;

 

“The Silence is the

Teacher whose approval we

Most benefit from”

 

Pisces- As Mercury and Venus go through your House of Self Worth, you may feel a burning need to express your opinion in a touchy situation, however, with the Full Moon in your House of Sharing it may be the better part of valor for you to keep your mouth shut and let someone else discover something on their own time. As The Sun and Mars move through your House of Communication and Short Journey’s, take their iconoclastic lead if you really need to do something and then perhaps choose to exit a situation rather than making comments that will no doubt lead to further heated words. Mars going through your Foundation Area and moving into a testy angle with Neptune could find you feeling pessimistic about whether or not you’re being understood by someone close. At this point we’re back to where we started, so I guess you’ll just have to bite your tongue and be patient.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #76 Weekly Horoscopes for 3/11-3/17, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 3/11-3/17, 2019

 

 Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars.

Here’s a new “Separated at Birth” pair; the whining crybabies, Bart O’Kavanaugh and R. Kelly………pobrecito…..everybody’s against them!

 

Aries- With the Sun and Mercury retrograde behind the scenes in the intuitive sign of Pisces and both of them squaring Jupiter in your House of Philosophy, you may be thinking to yourself, “why not?” in regards to a matter you might otherwise think is completely crazy. This is partly because Mars in your House of Self Worth and Venus in your House of Dreams are making you feel adventurous, while both Saturn and Pluto in your House of Career have made it so that you can afford to take a risk and not lose the farm. The only thing to watch out for here is unaspected Uranus entering your House of Self Worth. A famous Photographer once said, “Chance favors the prepared mind,” so before you charge like the Light Brigade into anything, just make sure you’ve done your homework.

 

Taurus- You are a stable sign so the entrance of aggressive Mars and crazy Uranus into your domain might initially startle you, like a gunshot or an unexpected tap on the shoulder. The good news though is that any surprises coming your way at this time will see both Saturn and Neptune aligning nicely with Mars from your Houses of Philosophy and Dreams respectively. What does this mean? In short, trust your  intuition and take your time, after all, it’s a lot less likely that you’ll overlook something if you’re paying attention to details. Jupiter in your House of Shared Resources squaring Mercury retrograde could make you more gullible than usual so be careful whom you trust. Venus in your House of Career should also be a motivator for you now, but only if your ambitions encompass a greater perspective than just your own personal success. Like Bernie Sanders say’s, “Not me. Us.”

 

Gemini- Both Mars and Uranus have slid behind the scenes in your chart so be careful whom you trust because a lot more may be at stake than you realize. The Sun, Mercury retrograde, and Neptune are all passing through your House of Public Image and as they square Jupiter in your House of Partnerships try not to fall into believing that you are somehow above it all. Those who smile to your face may very well end up having a very sharp knife ready when you turn around. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Transformation are about nothing if not compromise, so be willing to give up something to get something. Having a take no prisoners attitude may very well end up making you a hostage of your own ego.

 

Cancer- If the world starts to get really crazy what will you likely do? That will be a relevant question this week as both Mars and Uranus are in your House of Groups, which could represent anything from a riot to even more impatience than usual on your part when it comes to silliness and/or a lack of professionalism. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Relationships could see you making some significant changes in whom you take seriously or what you’re willing to put up with at all. Let Mars in your House of Dreams and Venus in your House of Transformation allow you to trust your creative vision, especially with the Sun, Neptune, and Mercury retrograde in your House of Philosophy. Maybe something you used to believe in but gave up on is really true after all? Think about it.

 

Leo- Has anyone ever called you stubborn? With Mars and Uranus in your House of Public Image and Venus in your House of Partnerships you may be more demanding of others than you realize. Add to this the Sun, Mercury retrograde, and Neptune in your House of Change confronting Jupiter and some folks might even go as far as to say that you’re oblivious to their needs to the point of being downright insensitive. Surprised? You won’t be for long as Saturn and Pluto detonate some timely upsets in your House of Routines so that if you have been ignoring others they won’t be returning the favor. Your saving grace here is that no matter how selfish you may have seemed you really didn’t mean to slight or insult anyone. With that in mind, make sure you make amends ASAP after you’ve been made aware. A word to the wise.

 

Virgo- What you hope your relationships would be and what they actually are may no longer be an illusion you can afford. Reality and fantasy may complement each other as balancing forces in a philosophical sense, but they cannot occupy the same actual space in time and have the situation remain peaceful. Jupiter at your Foundation straining the Sun, Neptune, and Mercury retrograde in your House of Partnerships will likely cause any associations that are not grounded in reality to fall apart like a log raft in a monsoon. At the same time Mars and Uranus in your House of Philosophy squaring Venus in your House of routines will likely challenge you to learn how to swim very quickly. The good news is that Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity aligning with Mars in your House of Philosophy will assist you in finding solutions, if in fact real solutions are what you’re truly after.

 

Libra- It was said in the film “Gladiator,” “when death smiles at a man all he can do is smile back.” As Mars and Uranus make their way across your House of Transformation and slowly come into alignment with Saturn and Pluto at your Symbolic Foundation, there may not be many smiles exchanged between what is dying in your life and what is being born, but things will certainly start to look a lot different from what you’re used to! Jupiter in your House of Communication squaring Mercury retrograde could bring you some unexpected blasts from the past, both pleasant and unpleasant, so it will be up to you to either set the record straight and resume where you left off or else burn a bridge that’s not worth repairing. Venus in your House of Creativity could help you to put your finger on the pulse of someone who is going through something you have experience with; remember the Greek Gods used to visit people disguised as unfortunates and rewarded those who were generous with their help and hospitality. If the shoe fits, wear it.

 

Scorpio- It is time for a realization. Are you aware of how much energy it takes to believe something that is true as opposed to believing something that isn’t true? Answer; the same amount of energy is used whether you believe the truth or an illusion. With that in mind, be careful what you’re convincing yourself of at this time. Jupiter in your House of Thinking is squaring Mercury retrograde in your House of Creativity, meaning that it’s high time you realize depression and optimism are both creative acts though the offspring of each are quite different. Saturn and Pluto at the bottom of your chart are death and resurrection, so if something has rocked your world recently try to understand that if the Phoenix (your totem animal) was never thrown into  the fire it wouldn’t have been able to rise from the ashes. “What does not kill you makes you stronger,” if you don’t believe me ask Mr. Nietzsche.

 

Sagittarius- With Jupiter in your sign and Mercury retrograde at your symbolic Foundation you need to realize that your hopes for the future are rooted in being able to understand (and let go) your past. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Self Worth have been setting the stage for this kind of inner work, but only if you’re willing to get knee deep in your own shit and clean up your illusions. Mars in your House of Health is probably making you feel more energetic than usual, which should help you break out of the gravity pull of any energy vampires you encounter. Make sure you have your silver bullets and garlic cloves handy if you have to spend any time with a difficult family member or recalcitrant co-worker. Venus in your House of Communication aligning with Mars should  help with speaking your truth, just make sure you’re clear (and comfortable) with whatever that is.

 

Capricorn- With Pluto and Saturn in your sign (symbolizing death and resurrection respectively) you’re emotionally kind of like a holograph now, except that you’re flesh and blood. Now if that doesn’t seem to make any sense, just consider the viewpoint that we are all essentially spiritual beings who are required to negotiate physical experiences, which in turn are designed to teach us that getting what we want is nothing more than a fleeting concept and ultimately doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things. Sorry for the paradoxes, but I’m just trying to bring you up to speed because with Jupiter behind the scenes squaring Mercury retrograde and the Sun in your House of Thought, the temptation now is for you to only believe that something exists if you can physically experience it. If that’s true then what is there to be said for all the effort you’re making to not have certain experiences? Hmmmm.

 

Aquarius- Venus in your sign could be spreading you too thin, especially if you’re overly concerned with appearances and/or what others think. You have some immediate challenges that need to be handled which are being complicated by Saturn and Pluto behind the scenes playing the guilt police and Neptune in your House of Self Worth representing the vanity bandits who are trying to distract you from your responsibilities. This inner conflict will continue to rage as long as you allow pompous Jupiter in your House of Groups and naïve Mercury in your House of Self Worth to dominate your mindset and put image before substance. Uranus entering your House of Foundations will likely ratchet everything up to an emergency level, so stop looking in the mirror and instead look to fix what needs to be fixed. The message right now is clearly, take care of business, so get down and do it!!!

 

Pisces- The Sun, Mercury retrograde, and Neptune are all in your sign and as they each generally square Jupiter in your House of Public Image you could be experiencing a real identity crisis now or, at the very least, a lack of confidence about what lies ahead for you. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Dreams has you thinking a bit differently about something you used to want, while Mars in your House of Thinking continues to plow ahead as though nothing has changed. At this point enter rebellious and unpredictable Uranus, which if you are conflicted at all about what you’re doing will muck matters up royally so that you could find yourself making stupid mistakes as though you just didn’t care, and well, you don’t. You’re changing so it would make perfect sense that what you want would change to. Be willing to acknowledge that and straighten things out accordingly.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #30 weekly Horoscopes for 4/2-4/8, 2018

Weekly Horoscopes for 4/2-4/8, 2018

 

Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars. I’m sorry about there being no horoscopes last week. I hope you didn’t have to go too far to find a substitute for the abuse you usually get here. At any rate I’m back, so if you’re ready for some snarky TLC let’s get going.

 

Aries- The Lunar Arc for you this week will begin in your House of Transformation and then continue through your Houses of Philosophy and Career, suggesting that this period could turn out to be a real psycho/spiritual turning point for you. The Regal and Lovely Benefics (Jupiter and Venus) are each aligning to support Pluto, Mars, and Saturn in your House of Public Image, meaning the terms “dress for success” and “you’re only as pretty as you feel” could be entirely interchangeable for you right now as you manage to light up wherever you are with that indefinable, yet irresistible something that makes people just want to throw money at it. A word to the wise, just make sure you don’t go head tripping as a result of this new charisma and inadvertently end up in someone’s  back pocket.

 

Taurus- With Venus transiting through your sign you are a very attractive tomato right now; just don’t allow the merchandise to be handled too much. Saturn in your House of Philosophy could represent the Sugar Daddy you dream about that would make your life easier, like a steady job with benefits and no prospects, while on the other hand Mars in the same House is the Back Door Man who would undoubtedly make your life more exciting, yet because of him you could end up “Like a Rolling Stone.” Hmmm, decisions, decisions! Jupiter Retrograde in Scorpio aligning with Pluto in Capricorn could add to this indecision by seeming like a shadow instead of a rainbow pointing to that pot of gold you’re always dreaming/worrying about, but that’s only because you need to learn that real wealth exists in the deep, dark recesses of your self rather than as a gift given to you by someone else.

 

Gemini- As Mars, Saturn, and Pluto all pass through your House of Death and Transformation, realize that the commitments you are contemplating now are not merely concepts but are rather the seeds that will grow to be harvested as your destiny. With that in mind, don’t be in a rush to get something moving when you’re still trying to figure out exactly where it’s headed or if you even want to go that way. Mercury Retrograde in your House of Dreams and Venus behind the scenes both represent the need to make sure you think through all your options before putting your name on the dotted line. In short, Mr. Saturn would advise, “measure twice and cut once,” unless of course you feel you have the time and materials to waste.

 

Cancer- Make sure you keep your rally cap on this week as Mercury Retrograde in Aries and your House of Career runs into a roadblock from the Malefics (Mars and Saturn) in your House of Partnerships. You may be doubting a course of action you have recently taken involving a matter at work, however, don’t automatically assume that because things are currently delayed that you have made a bad decision. Hope should come later in the week from Venus all decked out in her Taurus finery in your House of Dreams as she distracts those bullying Malefics from picking on poor Mercury and brings new meaning to the old saying, “it ain’t over until the fat lady sings,” although Lady Venus ain’t no fatty and she won’t be doing any singing, if you get my drift (ooh la la). Score one for the Femme Fatale.

 

Leo- Mercury Retrograde in your House of Philosophy is being cornered on a dead end street by a couple of thugs from your House of Daily Responsibilities in the form of Mars and Saturn (aka “The Malefics”). The question now for you my fine, furry friend is whether or not the threat being posed here is real or imagined. Is the message you are understanding from Mercury’s situation merely illustrating that you will never be anything more than a victim of circumstance in your life or will you instead take a risk and make those bullies fight for the right to oppress you? Just like the Cowardly Lion in the Wizard of Oz, perhaps some courage on your part now would reveal that these aren’t really bullies at all, but in fact teachers who have appeared to help you learn to stand up for yourself. “If it’s your first time in Fight Club you must fight!”

 

Virgo- With Mercury Retrograde in your House of Death and Intimacy squaring Mars and Saturn in your House of Creativity and Romance, perhaps this is a time for you to review rather than move ahead in regards to a project or even a relationship you’ve been involved in. As Hemingway once wrote in “The Sun Also Rises” regarding the ill fated affair of the story’s Hero and Heroine, “Isn’t it pretty to think so?” Contemplate these words well, for Neptune in your House of Relationships has you wrapped up in that psychosis some think of as love, yet at the same time you have also lost sight of the forest for the trees in regards to if you even really know this person you’re with. For your own safety make sure that all that glitters is in fact gold when it comes to matters of the heart. Mr. Saturn’s haiku this week is for you;

 

“I have never had

My heart broken but I have

Dropped it a few times”

 

Libra- If it feels as though you are living in a time warp while the past and the future seem to be “drawing and quartering” you, take heart, for this too shall pass. Mercury Retrograde in your House of Relationships squaring Mars and Saturn in your House of Symbolic Foundations could bring back a blast from the past in the form of someone whose last appearance in your life occurred when you originally broke through to being the person you have been up until now. Hopefully this will help you to realize that time is not linear, but a circle, and you have merely arrived back at your core issues for a necessary evolutionary review, kind of like flipping a pancake so it can get cooked on the other side. You are more formidable now than you realize and as Pluto aligns with Jupiter Retrograde you will soon see that the challenges of the past couple of months will end up turning into some pretty valuable currency as the Future comes to meet you more than halfway.

 

Scorpio- The Lunar Arc begins this week in your sign and then travels through your Houses of Earnings and Communication, which along with Mercury Retrograde in your House of Shared Resources, will probably have you thinking a lot right now about how much you’re getting out of a certain situation as opposed to how much you should be getting from it. Mars and Saturn in your House of Creativity will likely have you feeling stifled, which believe it or not could lead you to one of the best ideas you’ve ever had due to a helping hand from Venus in your House of Philosophy. You’ll only ever make as much as you feel you deserve and Jupiter aligning with Pluto are just the pair to motivate you to take a hard look in the mirror until you can honestly say to yourself, “Hell Yeah I’m worth it!”  By the weekend when the Sun and Mars start grappling together you should be all over the situation like white on rice!!!

 

Sagittarius- The Moon in your sign will start the week in a square with Neptune, which could have you feeling either overly optimistic or pessimistic. Mercury retrograde in your House of Creativity in harsh aspect to a whole bunch of Capricorn planets in your House of Self Worth will eventually set matters straight and in all likelihood be about rethinking or, in some cases, redoing something you already thought was a done deal. If that’s the case, take it easy, it doesn’t mean you’re a bad person because you overlooked something or made a mistake, no matter what you may hear emotional Jupiter rant about behind the scenes. Right now Mars and Saturn in your House of Earnings may have you feeling stuck and under appreciated, but stay calm and keep plugging. As the song goes, “You can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you just might find, you get what you need.”

 

Capricorn- With Venus in your House of Creativity and Romance speeding into a beneficial aspect with Mars and Saturn conjunct in your sign, it will be important to realize that the seeds you sow and the deeds you perform at this time will be very important in establishing a foundation for a future you can’t fully picture just yet. Neptune in your House of Communication will be involved in this as well, meaning that there is a strong likelihood that both romance and art could play very important roles in transforming how you think about yourself. Jupiter will also have something to do with this as he aspects Pluto as traditionally these two together usually imply increased monetary resources, meaning you should stop  worrying about the small stuff and just go ahead and get busy doing what needs to be done.

 

Aquarius- There are times when you can be extremely critical of both yourself and others and with Mercury Retrograde in your House of Communication angling against Mars, Saturn, and Pluto behind the scenes, this could be the time when you finally begin to realize what that’s all about. Neptune in your House of Self Worth has been playing with you for a while, which has only been about trying to get you to see that your value in life is not determined by the approval of others, whether that means always feeling you need to be doing more or else constantly striving to be the center of attention. A simple joke that Mr. Saturn has always liked goes, “Descartes said “to do is to be”, Buddha said “to be is to do”, and Sinatra sang “Do be do be do…” Think about it.

 

Pisces- This has probably been a year of struggle for you so far and with Mercury Retrograde in your House of Self Worth squaring Mars, Saturn, and Pluto in your House of Dreams, the likelihood is that this battle will be continuing for a while longer. The good news though is if you can hear what Mercury Retrograde is trying to tell you now then some very meaningful insights await in regards to improving your relationships with others and feeling better about yourself. Venus in sensual Taurus and your House of Communication could represent the influence of someone who can help you let go of some of those anxieties you have always thought were just who you are, when in actuality they really represent certain coping mechanisms and who you have learned to be. Things are different now, maybe it’s time for you to be different as well?