Mr. Saturn’s Stars #98 Weekly Horoscopes for 8/26-9/1, 2019

 

Weekly Horoscopes for 8/26-9/1, 2019

 

Aries– This looks to be a busy week as the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars will be transiting through your House of Work and the detail oriented sign of Virgo, where they will all align with Uranus in your House of Self Worth, perhaps indicating that an avalanche of unexpected responsibilities could come crashing down on your head. Not to worry though, for you should be more than up for the task as Uranus is the planet of innovation and all those Virgo planets are about getting things done. Jupiter in your House of Philosophy squaring Neptune behind the scenes could manage to steal some of your energy, although with Saturn in your House of Public Image also aspecting Neptune, know that your unwavering sense of responsibility will be what see’s you through until you can finally kick your feet up on the weekend and take a break.

 

Taurus- Uranus in your sign will motivate you to take chances now, especially since the planet of rebellion and innovation is aligning with a stellium of planets in your House of Creativity and the practical sign of Virgo. Expect Jupiter in your House of Transformation to contribute to this newly found sense of adventurousness, especially as the King of the Planets will be colliding with visionary Neptune in your House of Dreams. The danger here is that a Jupiter/Neptune meeting could lead to the land of unreality, although with Saturn in your House of Philosophy and the stable sign of Capricorn to chaperone these two, you could very well end up turning inspiration into income rather than incompetence. Things should go in your favor now so be sure to make the most of it while you can.

 

Gemini- You’re a sign that likes variety although before you start checking if the grass is greener on the other side of the fence make sure everything is in order at home, particularly with the Sun, Venus, Mercury, and Mars all marching through your living room, so to speak, and aligning with crazy Uranus behind the scenes. Make sure you don’t get blindsided because you weren’t paying attention to something that has been giving you warning signs for a while now. Jupiter in your House of Relationships at this time could see you being overly dependent on a partner or colleague just when Saturn retrograde in your House of Transformation is trying to get you to be more responsible. Let Pluto in your House of Transformation help you to let go of the need to avoid responsibility, especially since a ton of it is about to fall on you. Wake up!

 

Cancer- You’re a sign that likes to see things go smoothly so the thought of a confrontation with another is something you generally hope to avoid. Having a live and let live attitude is admirable, although this week you may not be allowed to have that luxury. The Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars will all be transiting through your House of Communication at this time and as they do they will be aspecting rebellious Uranus in your House of Groups, meaning that if you are in a leadership position you may have to dispense with some discipline on someone you supervise, or else you may have to be insubordinate and stand up to a superior who is abusing their authority. Either way you will have to show your crab claws. Jupiter in your House of Work will have others looking to you for guidance so make sure you don’t allow Neptune in your House of Philosophy to trick you into being a softie. Be willing to fight for what’s right.

 

Leo- If you know something needs to be done then stop complaining about it and get to work! The Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars are all marching through your House of Self Worth where they will each align with iconoclastic Uranus in your House of Career, meaning that you can do your reputation a big favor at this time if you’re willing to be a little adventurous and take a chance to do something the way you think it ought to be done rather than whatever approach conventional wisdom might suggest. Jupiter in your House of Creativity is an expansive influence now, so let the King of the Planets motivate you to think big. If you’re wrong Saturn and Neptune will be there to help improvise a solution. Be willing to take a chance and think big and you just might actually end up with a surprising success!

 

Virgo- You should be feeling your oats this week as the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars all travel through your sign and align with inventive Uranus in your House of Philosophy. Take a risk, try something different, and be willing to break a rule (or two). You’re known for being a practical and dependable sign, so if you’re truly feeling inspired don’t be afraid of making that leap into spontanaeity. After all, what’s all your practicality been good for if it can’t afford you the freedom to take an occasional chance? Jupiter transiting across the bottom of your chart is an expansive influence and as he squares Neptune in your House of Relationships make sure you don’t let a partner rain on your parade. The good news is that they can’t if you don’t let them…….So, don’t let them!

 

Libra- You are filled with ideas at this time as the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars all convene behind the scenes in your chart to plot a course of action. Uranus in your House of Transformation is aligning nicely with the aforementioned planets, meaning that if your intention is to either expand yourself or your sphere of influence in the near future then “the odds are ever in your favor.” Jupiter in your House of Communication will have you feeling the need to share your thoughts and inspirations, while at the same time Neptune in your House of Routines may be trying to tell you that the moment isn’t quite right yet. Follow the lead of Saturn at your root as he motivates you to make sure that every “t” is crossed and every “i” is dotted before you make your big push. If you can wait until you see the whites of their eyes you will undoubtedly hit your mark, so take a deep breath and try to be patient, it won’t have to be for long.

 

Scorpio- The Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars are all moving now through your House of Dreams and the practical sign of Virgo and pointing out what needs to be done at this time in order to make your innermost hopes come true. Uranus in your House of Relationships is also aligning with the aforementioned planets, which could indicate that perhaps some unexpected connections might need to happen before a new direction can be set. Most of us fear the unexpected, but in your case serendipity could literally turn out to be a friend (albeit in disguise) you haven’t met yet.  Jupiter in your House of Self Worth represents the writing on the wall that you are destined to move forward in a big way, while Neptune in your House of Creativity is that element of subconscious genius that is yearning to break free and play with the Gods. Before you rationalize holding yourself back, keep in mind that the destination doesn’t really exist until you take that first step……….

 

Sagittarius- With your ruling planet of Jupiter in your sign, ambition should not be in short supply at this time. What’s even better news though is that with the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars all passing through your House of Career and the practical sign of Virgo, having a wealth of good ideas during this period should also be one of your strong suits, particularly as innovative and adventurous Uranus in your House of Work will be there to make sure all those Virgo planets don’t limit themselves by being too conservative. Both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Self Worth aligning with Neptune at your symbolic core should help you to remain patient if any setbacks should occur, for even though you have the ambition and the means to get where you’d hope to go, one must also remember Rome wasn’t built in a day.

 

Capricorn- Saturn and Pluto in your sign for the last little while have no doubt been rearranging your life, but now as the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars enter your House of Philosophy and the organized sign of Virgo, perhaps you might be starting to see a light at the end of what has seemed a never ending tunnel of frustration? Add to this mix the innovative energy of Uranus in the sign of Taurus and your House of Creativity and maybe, just maybe, a bigger breakthrough than you ever imagined could be at hand? Jupiter behind the scenes has been keeping hope alive and Neptune in your House of Thinking has kept you dreaming of something better as one challenge after  another has come along, so, once again, maybe, just maybe, you’re on the verge of something cathartic if you can just hold on until………I don’t know…..Bernie is elected President?………..

 

Aquarius- If you know something needs to change and you’re willing to take that tiger by the tail, this could be the time when you make a significant breakthrough to transform your circumstances for the better. The Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars are all in your House of Transformation and the efficient sign of Virgo, while Uranus, the planet of the unexpected, is at your Symbolic Foundation, meaning there are perhaps more possibilities available than you might currently imagine. Jupiter in your House of Dreams is trying to help you think big, but Neptune in your House of Self Worth is not making you feel very big, which isn’t being improved much by Saturn retrograde behind the scenes reminding you of all your past mistakes. There isn’t much to say right now except to keep swimming with all those Salmon dreams you have and give yourself a chance. What’s in store is on a need to know basis and the good news is you’ve only exhausted the opportunities you’ve been aware of.

 

Pisces- Neptune in your sign for the last little while has been making you blissfully unaware of certain realities that others have been taking care of for you, however, as the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars transit through your House of Relationships you may be confronted with these responsibilities when your support system decides to call you out. Uranus in your House of Communication could bring some unexpected news that at first may seem bad, but on the other hand it could also awaken some new things in you that are very, very good and have been dormant for a while, like ambition and responsibility. Jupiter in your House of Career has been illuminating you in a good many ways, yet at the same time it has also been blinding you to some basic realities that have to be accepted. Success is a long road, but first you have to face its challenges before you can even begin the journey.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #97 Weekly Horoscopes for 8/19-8/25, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 8/19-8/25, 2019

 

 Aries- As the Sun, Venus, and Mars exit your House of Fun and Creativity to enter your House of Routines and the detail oriented sign of Virgo, expect the high energy and fun of last week to quickly become a series of challenges and obstacles that will require some novel solutions. Considering that these Virgo planets will be in alignment with Uranus in your House of Self Worth, there is no doubt that you will rise to whatever conundrums are at hand as you find motivation where others may only see misfortune. Jupiter in your House of Philosophy aligning with Mercury in your House of Creativity would further accentuate this theme of ingenious solutions, so keep your nose to the grindstone and don’t stop until the foreman yells, “Miller time!!!!!”

 

Taurus- Having crazy, erratic, undisciplined Uranus in your sign is undoubtedly quite a shock to your stable, status quo sensibility, although later in the week there will be a trio of repair workers moving into the neighborhood to help you out as the Sun, Venus, and Mars enter the disciplined and detail oriented sign of Virgo and your House of Creativity. What at first had seemed like a barrage of challenges around a new creative project should now instead turn into some unexpected benefits as these upbeat and practical energies come into play in the sign that fixes things. Add to this Jupiter in your House of Transformation working nicely with Mercury in the proud sign of Leo and your previous “Oh no, what’s next” attitude should segue nicely into a very productive “can do” outlook…… So get out there and get shit done!

 

Gemini- Last week’s top heavy Leo energy probably had you thinking that you’d be able to bullshit your way out of just about anything, although with the Sun, Venus, and Mars now leaving pompous Leo to enter persnickety Virgo, get ready for the fact checkers to start snooping in places you’d rather they didn’t. Saturn retrograde in your House of Joint Resources will also be doing his little investigations, so if you’re hoping to do some damage control before you get caught with your hand in the cookie jar make sure to follow the lead of Jupiter in your House of Partnerships and Mercury in your House of Communications and call in any favors you possibly can. You’re not above the Law, but if you’re lucky you might be able to get far enough out ahead of it to give you time to formulate another strategy. It ain’t much, but it’s what you got!

 

Cancer- You are a sign that likes to operate on your intuition and connecting to other’s feelings, although as the Sun, Venus, and Mars enter the practical sign of Virgo and your House of Communication, make sure to get any sensitive correspondences about work or finances in writing, particularly as Uranus in your House of Groups will be aligning with these new Virgo planets, thereby increasing the possibilities of misunderstandings and outright lies. Mercury in your House of Self Worth and Jupiter in your House of Routines will have you trusting that everyone you’re familiar with is on the honor system and can be depended upon, however, hot flash from the news room, they can’t, so make sure to cover your ass and keep records.

 

Leo- All those positive vibes you were feeling last week when there was a stellium of planets in your sign are going to change now as the Sun, Venus, and Mars all move into your House of Self Worth and the critical sign of Virgo. You’re usually convinced of your opinions and with Jupiter in buoyant Sagittarius aligning with Mercury (who’s still in your sign) that will probably remain the same, although with those three Virgo planets aligning with Uranus in your House of Public Image make sure you double check the facts before you commit to saying or doing anything, even if you think you know what the facts are; your reputation may be at stake……Just sayin’.

 

Virgo- As the Sun, Venus, and Mars enter your sign this week your trouble-shooting mentality and natural attention to details could make you a very necessary individual in whatever situation you may find yourself in. The fact that these three planets will also be aligning with Uranus in your House of Philosophy could actually provide you with a few inspirations of actual genius, so don’t hesitate to express an opinion on something you think could use some improvements. Jupiter in your House of Home and Mercury behind the scenes could also mean that one of the areas in your life that may need some improvement is your living situation. If it turns out you can’t fix where you are then perhaps beginning a search for new digs could actually be where your next stroke of luck will be. Look around, what have you got to lose?

 

Libra- With Jupiter now direct in your House of Communication aligning with Mercury in your House of Dreams you are no doubt considering some big ideas that you’d like the world to know about. As the Sun, Venus, and Mars all slip behind the scenes into the detail oriented sign of Virgo, take the opportunity now to flesh out the necessary details for your inspirations and get your ducks in a row, especially as those three Virgo planets will be aligning with inventive and eccentric Uranus in your House of Transformation. Whatever you’re currently working on may have started out as one thing, but if you’re willing to let your subconscious come out to play then you may just end up creating that master work you always knew you were capable of. Like the great playwright Edward Albee once said, “If you’re willing to fail interestingly then you’ll tend to succeed interestingly.” Go for it!

 

Scorpio- If there is something that you’d like to see happen then what do you need to do to make it come true? As the Sun, Venus, and Mars all pull into your House of Dreams this week and align with Uranus in your House of partnerships, this is a time when you need to be networking and searching for connections between what you want and how to get it. Jupiter in your House of Self Worth aligning with Mercury in your House of Public Image should give you all the confidence and charisma you would need, so what are you waiting for? Both Pluto and Saturn retrograde in your House of Communication could have you still thinking like the old you that didn’t believe you deserved help, but since they’re living in the past right now why don’t you jump on the current bandwagon and see where it leads?

 

Sagittarius- While Jupiter in your sign and Mercury in your House of Philosophy will have you thinking big right now, the Sun, Venus, and Mars all pulling into your House of Career should provide all the nuts and bolts elements for you to move ahead significantly. Add the alignment of Uranus in your House of Work to all those planets in your House of Career and you could get a very nice surprise that will likely end up catapulting you farther than you ever thought possible. If there is a down side it will be that your responsibilities will probably increase considerably as well, but you’ve expected to pay to play all along, particularly since Saturn and Pluto have been hovering in your House of Self Worth forever. Don’t get worried and think things are suddenly moving too fast. You’ve been preparing for a while and your time has come!

 

Capricorn- As the Sun, Venus, and Mars all enter your House of Philosophy this week, you will probably be bursting with ideas. Since these three planets will also be in alignment with inventive Uranus in your House of Creativity, the truly unique thing about what’s happening to you now is that all of these inspirations that are coming down the pike are not pie in the sky, not by any means. All of your visions now can be realities if you’re willing to get out there and believe the world is ready for another point of view. After all, do you think the Buddha was Buddha or Mohammed was Mohammed in the grandest sense until certain unexpected circumstances transpired to give them a motivating kick in the ass? Such is the stuff the future is made of. If you don’t believe me then ask Jupiter behind the scenes whispering to Mercury in your House of Transformation, they’ll tell ya!!!

 

Aquarius- Change is a process, not a destination. As the Sun, Venus, and Mars all pull into your House of Transformation this week and align with Uranus at the bottom of your chart get ready to embark (or be taken away) by some life changing circumstances. With both Saturn and Pluto behind the scenes the nature of these changes will be deep, for instance they will likely be more about the way you think than the circumstances in your life, but since you’ve been wanting things to be different for a while what could be better than you changing the way you look at the world? Maybe a stifling situation won’t seem so limiting anymore if you’re no longer entertaining a limited mindset? Jupiter in your House of Groups aligning with Mercury in your House of Partnerships could see this new you attracting a whole different cast of characters into your life as well…….The more the merrier when it comes to creating a new world!

 

Pisces- With Neptune still in your sign illusion remains a distinct possibility for you when it comes to the ability to see the forest for the trees, however, with the Sun, Venus, and Mars all entering your House of Partnerships and opposing the King of the Sea, your friends, family, and lovers could be of great assistance now in helping you seeing what’s real in contrast to what you’d like to be real; that is, if you’ll listen to them. Jupiter in your House of Career aligning with Mercury in your House of Work will have you believing in shiny things and shiny people, though remember, if your heart isn’t connecting to the façade someone is presenting you, then don’t make the mistake of thinking you’re like them. Saturn and Pluto are still in your House of Dreams, which means the path to the top for you now will be slow and steady and anybody who tries to sell you anything else is only thinking of their own profits, not yours.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #96 Weekly Horoscopes for 8/12-8/18, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 8/12-8/18, 2019

 

 Aries- As the Sun and Venus cakewalk through your House of Fun this week and oppose a Full Moon in your House of Dreams it may be hard for you to take much of anything seriously right now. Add to this jolly trio an inconjunct of Neptune behind the scenes and it would probably be a good idea for you to hang up the “Gone Fishin’” sign and then get out of town for a bit. With 4 retrograde planets now and two of them in your House of Career it looks like everything will be pretty much on hold until September comes knocking. In the meantime, give yourself a break and relax. Once Saturn and Pluto get going direct there will be enough on your career plate to stress you for a good long time so catch some R & R while you can.

 

Taurus- With Uranus in your sign squaring Mercury in your House of Home and the proud sign of Leo, your comfort zone will likely be seriously challenged this week. Mercury won’t be alone in this inconvenience as the Sun and Venus are also in your Home Area and they will be opposing a Full Moon in your House of Public Image, meaning that this shit show is not going to just be about you so make sure you’re a team player now and not a selfish complainer. When Mars passes out of dramatic Leo and enters practical Virgo by the end of the week you’ll likely have wrangled any looming problems and be well on your way to a solution. With Saturn and Pluto retrograde now in your House of Philosophy now is the time to seriously commit to any necessary repairs or renovations that have been lingering. Remember, “an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.”

 

Gemini- As the Sun, Venus, Mars, and Mercury all pass through your House of Communication and the blustery sign of Leo, you’ll likely be working overtime telling folks things are okay when anyone with a brain knows they’re not. You make think your BS is fooling folks, but with Uranus retrograde behind the scenes your anxiety is palpable to everyone around, especially as the planet of anxiety squares Mercury in dramatic Leo. Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Transformation may have any penalties for your transgressions on hold for now, but don’t dare think you’ve dodged a bullet. Jupiter going direct in your House of Partnerships will likely mean if you haven’t been doing “The Right Thing” as of late then perhaps someone else will………So watch out if you have anything you’d like to walk back.

 

Cancer- The Crab is a shy creature, usually content to just dig in and stay out of the way. If that describes you my crustacean friend, then get ready for an awakening as you are dragged out of the surf and into the spotlight by the Sun, Venus, Mars, and Mercury all in your House of Self Worth and the dramatic sign of Leo. All of these fiery planets will be inconjunct to Neptune in your House of Philosophy, so of course being made the center of attention will be nerve wracking, however, that’s what you get for being honest, dependable, and talented, so get used to it. Jupiter going direct in your House of Work and Routines will soon align with Mercury so try and be patient as everyone all of a sudden starts to look to you for leadership……It’s time to face your destiny so try to keep an open mind, after all, you might actually like being the big cheese and could easily get used to it.

 

Leo- With the Sun, Venus, Mars, and Mercury all in your sign now the party is at your House my regal friend so get ready to hold court, particularly with a Full Moon this week in your opposing sign of Aquarius, which rules the Collective and, in your case right now, the adoring public. This doesn’t necessarily mean you’re going to get famous, it might just be a matter of everyone you know simultaneously deciding that you’re their favorite person and they just want to show it. Jupiter going direct in your House of Fun could be just what it takes to put all this over the top and if it’s all about three cheers for you, then what is it exactly you’re worried about? Generally this will be a feel good time for you so try to relax and enjoy it. After all, you deserve it, don’t you?

 

Virgo- When Mars enters your sign at the end of the week there are two effects possible. The first is that you’ll become hypercritical (probably of yourself, which is bad) and the second is that you’ll get a burst of energy to fix anything and everything that’s broken(which is good). Leading up to this event of Mars changing signs you also will have a stellium of planets behind the scenes in the proud sign of Leo, which in turn will all be aligning nicely with Jupiter at the bottom of your chart, meaning that you’re starting to feel some real growing pains now and that might be a really good thing as far as motivating you. Since Saturn and Pluto have been camping out for a while in your House of Creativity, you probably haven’t been feeling much pep in your step so what I’ve been talking about here may just represent the inspiration that has been missing for you…… Ra, ra, ra, sis, boom, bah, if you know what I mean?

 

Libra- As the Sun, Venus, Mars, and Mercury transit now through your House of Groups and Dreams and the Full Moon opposes them all from your House of Creativity, you might finally get some recognition for all the hard work you’ve been doing since, well, forever! Jupiter in your House of Communication is finally direct and since the King of the Planets rules long distance stuff, whatever acknowledgements you do get now could come from a long way off, which is good if it means you’re getting acknowledged nationwide (or even internationally). Saturn and Pluto have been putting you through some challenges for quite a long time so if good news ends up coming now and there are rewards for what you’ve done then perhaps you’ll finally come to understand how all you’ve been through has been worth it……..Every stinking bit of it……Hahaha!!!

 

Scorpio- You could find yourself quite in demand now as the Sun, Venus, Mars, and Mercury all transit through your House of Public Image and the charismatic sign of Leo to oppose a Full Moon at the bottom of your chart. Some of this recognition could come from your family who, up until now, has pretty much made a life’s work out of underestimating you. Well, the surprise is on them as they come to realize they could all learn a bit from how you’ve dealt with life. Jupiter direct should ad to this new appreciation of you as he moves through your House of Self Worth and you find people looking to you for leadership. Of course you may think this is just about them needing someone to dump off responsibility on, but take a closer look. You’ve come a long way baby and if some of your dumb ass relatives can manage see that why can’t you?

 

Sagittarius- Sometimes you Centaurs can really get the wrong ideas in your head, however, with the Sun, Venus, Mars, and Mercury all in your House of Philosophy and aligning with Jupiter direct in your sign, this isn’t one of those times. You may actually be seeing yourself clearly for the first time in a while and if you’re surprised at how good you look in the mirror then the truth of who and what you are may have finally found a way to get through your thick skull. Well, maybe that’s a little harsh, but since Saturn and Pluto have been in your House of Self Worth (a long, long time) you have been so hard on yourself that nothing less than a good whack in the head could have ever got you to see things in the proper light. With that in mind, if it looks like stuff is starting to get better then assume you’ve already taken your licking and now you’re ready to keep right on ticking!

 

Capricorn- The Sun, Venus, Mars, and Mercury are all going through your House of Transformation now and as they oppose a full Moon in Aquarius mid-week in your House of Self Worth the time may have finally come for your make-over from a mild mannered reporter at a small metropolitan newspaper into a Super Hero. Saturn and Pluto in your sign have been grooming you for this, although it’s probably felt more like they’ve been torturing you, but of course that’s the stuff from which heroes (and heroines) are made. As Mercury quickly approaches a square to Uranus retrograde in your House of Creativity you may actually surprise yourself (like Neo in the Matrix) when you discover that when something’s on the line you will deliver far beyond anyone’s expectations.

 

Aquarius- With a Full Moon this week in your sign opposing the Sun, Venus, Mars, and Mercury in your House of Relationships, the big issue for you now is being appreciated for all you do. Uranus retrograde in your House of Family will be squared by Mercury for most of the week, which could bring about some fireworks if you find you’ve reached the end of your rope regarding a relative’s inconsiderate behavior. Saturn and Pluto retrograde behind the scenes have asked you to be patient about how fast things should change on the home front, but now with Jupiter going direct in your House of Groups the time has come for you to put your foot down when it comes to selfish behavior that directly takes advantage of you. And if anyone doesn’t like it, simply remind them how lucky they are that you’re putting your foot down instead of up their ass. Amen.

 

Pisces- The Sun, Venus, Mars, and Mercury are all passing through your House of Work so if your employment (or lack thereof) is an issue, the only way things will get better is if you’re willing to get out there and make your voice heard. All of the planets in your Work house are in the prideful sign of Leo, so if your lack of accomplishment is embarrassing you then so be it, because the only way anything is going to change is if it becomes a matter of pride for you. There will also be a Full Moon behind the scenes this week opposite all your work stuff, meaning that perhaps the powers that be are waiting to be impressed before they’re willing to offer you a cup of coffee. If you think about it that’s not such a bad deal, after all, it’s better to know you earned something than to have to worry about what someone may want on the back end for doing you a favor.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #95 Weekly Horoscopes for 8/5-8/11,2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 8/5- 8/11, 2019

 

 Aries- Your may find that your normally ambitious nature is really longing for a vacation this week as the Sun and Venus come together and align harmoniously with Jupiter retrograde in your House of Philosophy and Long Distance Journeys. With 5 retrograde planets at this time, trying to get ahead may be quite frustrating, so why not take a break? Of those five retro planets, two will be stationing, specifically Jupiter and Uranus. I’ve already mentioned Jupiter, but it’s more likely that Uranus will have you feeling you need a respite as the planet of high tension plants himself in your House of Self Worth.  The question to ask yourself now is, “Is my big rush to get ahead because I’m actually feeling ambitious or because I’m just not feeling very good about myself right now? Inquiring minds want to know.

 

Taurus- If things have been hectic as of late, then Uranus going station/retrograde in your sign could provide a break from the madness. On the other hand, Mr. Crazy Planet could also cause some residual anxiety about what’s been happening lately to be released and bubble to the surface. These tense feelings could be further exacerbated by the Sun and Venus in your House of Foundations and the dramatic sign of Leo aligning with Jupiter going station/direct in your House of Transformation. As odd as this may sound, Jupiter and Venus linking up is usually associated with luck, so perhaps whatever stress you’re feeling now could end up turning into a valuable catalyst for overcoming some inner blockages that have been preventing you from fully enjoying your life? What do you think?

 

Gemini- Uranus going station retrograde this week behind the scenes will first oppose a Scorpio Moon in your House of Routines and then finish up over the weekend aligning with a Capricorn Moon in your House of Transformation. A word to the wise, don’t try to cut corners now when it comes to what’s expected of you, particularly if other people’s money is involved. The Sun and Venus in your House of Communication connecting with Jupiter going station/direct in your House of Partnerships will likely mean that any promises you’ve been able to keep could end up saving your ass from a very awkward situation, although conversely, whatever promises you’ve reneged on could cook your goose, if you know what I mean? Mercury in the emotional sign of Cancer is still close enough with Pluto to make acknowledging the truth absolutely imperative at this time, particularly if your naturally sketchy nature is hoping to live to raid that proverbial cookie jar another day.

 

Cancer- Mercury is almost out of your sign so try to make an effort not to get too annoyed with anyone or anything over the coming week. Uranus going station/retrograde in your House of Groups and Jupiter going station/direct in your House of Work could bring about some unusual circumstances on the job. How you end up framing these weird happenings for yourself will make all the difference in the outcome, so try and find your sense of humor, you’ll need it. The Sun and Venus in your House of Self Worth will have you feeling fairly cooperative, particularly as they align with Jupiter, meaning that you may inadvertently wind up benefitting from taking a permissive attitude with a recalcitrant colleague. Let this nudge grab all the rope they need and then watch how creatively they hang themselves. Now, wasn’t that easy? No fuss, no muss, and most importantly, no guilt from needing to exercise your authority and do it for them.

 

Leo- The Sun and Venus in your sign hooking up with Jupiter going station/direct in your House of Creativity could bring you an unexpected opportunity to express how you really feel about something that is very important to you. Don’t hesitate to say what you need to, even if it may seem that what you’re sharing will rub some people the wrong way. Your honesty will be much appreciated and even celebrated considering how cowardly most folks are when it comes to telling the truth. Uranus going station/retrograde in your House of Career will align with a Scorpio Moon to start the week and then a Capricorn Moon to end it, meaning that you might suddenly find yourself holding the mantle of power in a situation you never expected too. Do the right thing and the right things will happen.

 

Virgo- Out there in the world you may feel a need to put on a mask of toughness and efficiency but is it really getting you anywhere? Uranus going station/retrograde could end up bringing about some unexpected consequences from what you would ordinarily consider sound behavior, so what to do now? Try being honest. Are you really as stingy as others seem to think or are you just uncomfortable with showing your gentler side? The Sun and Venus behind the scenes aligning with Jupiter going station/direct at the bottom of your chart would suggest that the more vulnerable you’re willing to be now the better off things will turn out, especially if you hope to sway others opinion in your favor. As the Lunar Arc this week moves from secretive Scorpio to jovial Sag and then on to successful Capricorn, why don’t you try lightening up at this time and see whether or not the balloon of your popularity rises?

 

Libra- If over the last few weeks it feels like you have been floating in a vortex (or drowning in inertia) then Jupiter going station/direct in your House of Communications could mean that the world will soon be re-establishing contact and the news could be better than you might expect. I say this because the Sun and Venus in your House of Groups and Dreams will be aligning with Jupiter and, if nothing else, all the players I’ve just mentioned are about luck and good fortune and if any body deserves some of that right now it’s probably you. Saturn and Pluto at your Foundation have asked a lot of you over the last few months and to your credit you have diligently kept your nose to the grindstone and complained very little. As the dog days of August heat us up, you may just wind up being a real cool cat who’s got it made in the shade. Keep the faith, baby.

 

Scorpio- As Jupiter goes station/direct in your House of Self Worth and Uranus goes station/retrograde in your House of Partnerships, you may get a visit from someone you don’t remember very fondly even if they may have nice recollections of you. This is simply because this individual is an unredeemable jerk, however, by the same token you are no longer a doormat. What may be surprising here is that you don’t really give a shit anymore about what went on with this fool and that clearly represents a milestone in evolution for you. The universe has brought them back for a visit so you can see how much you’ve grown and that they were never really that much to begin with. The Sun and Venus in your House of Public Image will have you shining like a diamond in comparison to this person, which everyone will see, let’s just hope you do too.

 

Sagittarius- When Jupiter goes station/direct in your sign this week the King of the Planets will be aligning harmoniously with both the Sun and Venus in your House of Philosophy. This could represent the best you’ve felt about yourself in a while and if you’re not careful someone else may notice. I point this out because you need to be open to being the center of attention, even if it’s in a situation where someone else who is very insecure will take offence that the world isn’t revolving around them. “What should I do,” you ask? Screw them. It’s your turn to shine and you better enjoy it, after all, you don’t want to get Saturn and Pluto annoyed with you again after all the time they’ve invested in being your drill sergeants and turning you into a confident figure who finally knows both who they are and what they want……Right? Don’t answer that, just smile for the camera.

 

Capricorn- It is common knowledge that Tsunami’s begin as small disturbances deep in the ocean and then, over time, eventually gain the momentum to turn into massive waves of destruction. Well, enlightenment begins the same way. Christ went into the desert for 40 days and came out a Master and now that Jupiter is going station/direct deep in your House of Hidden Things a seed that was planted in you approximately 3 and ½ months ago is ready to sprout. You are about to walk the walk like you’ve never done before in regards to becoming the person (and talent) you’ve always envisioned yourself to be. This will in no small part be the result of both the Sun and Venus transiting your House of Transformation and bringing on the light of a new day, as well as Uranus going station/retrograde in your House of Creativity and inspiring you to remember that in dreams begin responsibilities. Go for it!!!

 

Aquarius- If you have recently fallen out with a friend or partner, expect the relationship to turn around as Jupiter goes station/direct in your House of Dreams and aligns harmoniously with both the Sun and Venus in your House of Relationships. We all make mistakes and we must all learn to forgive, although for many folks that is not the case. For some hard ass egos out there it’s more important to be right than to be loved and maybe at one time you were that type, but no more. With the help of Neptune in your house of Self Worth along with both Saturn and Pluto behind the scenes, you have felt the sting of judgment as well as the balm of compassion so that you now know unequivocally which one is the truth and which one is an illusion. Uranus going station/retrograde in your House of Symbolic Foundations is all about surprises, but I bet you never suspected it would be about the transformation of your being? Namaste.

 

Pisces- It is not about whether you succeed or fail, after all, life undeniably has its ups and downs. Instead it has to be about how you feel about yourself, because if you have confidence you can always try again. If you don’t give up then technically you never lose. Jupiter going station/direct in your House of Career and aligning with both the Sun and Venus in your House of Work is about rising again like a sunrise if you have recently been through a dark night of the soul. Uranus going station/retrograde in your House of Communications at the end of the week likewise means that there could be some unexpected positive results from something you’ve done that won’t necessarily follow conventional logic. In other words, life is a mystery and no one knows how it will turn out. Pick up that hangdog face because you could just discover that, like a cat, you have a few more lives at your disposal than you realized.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #89 Weekly Horoscopes for 6/10-6/16, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 6/10-6/16, 2019

 

 Aries- Mercury and Mars coming together this week in your House of Foundations and the emotional sign of Cancer could see you being more territorial than usual, especially as they oppose the threat of upheaval embodied by Saturn and Pluto in your House of Career and Public Image. Neptune behind the scenes will also be adding to your vulnerability as the planet of illusion squares the Sun transiting your House of Local Affairs. Before you get your shorts all twisted in a knot, first make sure to find out exactly what’s going on. Change doesn’t always have to pose a threat. By the end of the week when the Sun moves opposite both Jupiter and the Moon in upbeat Sagittarius and your House of Philosophy, you may have a very different perspective on what you were originally worried about.

 

Taurus- As long as Uranus remains in your sign (and that should be for quite a while) expect the unexpected, both from yourself as well as others. Mercury and Mars in your House of Communication opposing Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Philosophy could see you getting more emotional than usual about something you don’t ordinarily pay much attention to…..like perhaps Politics. Neptune in your House of Groups could see you wanting to help others who may be in need and when the Sun in your House of Earnings comes into opposition with Jupiter retrograde and the Moon in your House of Legacies,  you may suddenly feel compelled to make a sizeable donation to a worthy cause. If you feel such charity is truly the right thing to do then don’t worry about what you’re giving up; remember, what goes around comes around.

Gemini- With Venus now transiting through your sign you should try and utilize the energy of the Goddess to network for some new opportunities, particularly as both Mercury and Mars come together in your House of Self Worth and oppose both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Transformation and Shared Resources. Business is cyclical (as is all life) so if you find yourself entering a downswing don’t get frustrated, instead get a little more frugal until you can refresh your stores (of both energy and cash). When both the Moon and Jupiter retrograde come together later in the week in your House of Partnerships, you could see an unexpected reward for a favor you performed for someone way back when; the catch though is you may have to first ask for help from this person, which I know you don’t like to do, but in this case its payback not charity.

 

Cancer- As Mercury and Mars pass through your sign this week they will be opposing both Saturn and Pluto in your House of Partnership while also aligning quite nicely with Neptune in your House of Philosophy. Your ability to network and negotiate will be particularly sharp this week because, let’s face it, you’re the real deal and everybody loves an honest charmer. You are known for your dependability and natural sweetness, so whoever you need to be on your side now will likely be eating out of your hand like a hungry goat at a petting zoo. Take full advantage of this and don’t feel guilty. As James Earl Jones remarked in “Field of Dreams” regarding the idea of building a ball field in a corn crop, “They will come, for it’s money they have and peace they don’t…..” You have the unique and valuable ability to make people feel comfortable…..Let  them feel the security of  being able to trust someone……You’ll be glad you did.

 

Leo- Saturn and Pluto retrograde going through your House of Routines have been shaking things up for a while, and while Neptune in your House of Transformation has been helping you roll with the punches, things may be a little different now that Mercury and Mars are joining together behind the scenes in the emotional sign of Cancer. There’s nothing worse than a cowardly lion (just ask Dorothy) and the time might be here for you to roar like your birthright. Either a situation or an individual is pushing you toward a confrontation and, while you’ve been managing to avoid it until now, the time may have finally come for you to fight the good fight.  When the Moon enters Scorpio mid-week and opposes Uranus in bullish Taurus, you could likely gain a surprise leg up on an adversary; take full advantage and ju-jitsu the sucker with his own venality. Boo yeah!!!

 

Virgo- If you are a progressive minded person this could be the time to speak truth to power and actually see some results. Mercury and Mars in your House of Groups should make you both eloquent and formidable, and as they both oppose Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Creativity you may actually be able to get through to someone in power and be able to help them see the writing on the wall for their greedy and elitist ways. As Jupiter backs up and comes into a T-square with both the Sun and Neptune, make sure you don’t overestimate an organization’s ability to compromise, after all they’re only coming to the table now because they know they’ve been cornered dead to rights. Realize they are helping their own selfish asses first and those they’ve victimized are a distant afterthought.

 

Libra- The Lunar Arc this week will be passing through the Via Combusta and your Houses of Self Worth and Communication, meaning that it may be time for you to speak up on something that is not only necessary but a matter of honor as well. Mercury and Mars in your House of Career should make you more than a little insightful, while an opposition of these planets to both Saturn and Pluto in your House of Symbolic Foundations will help to make your words more important than you realize. Neptune in your House of Routines could help you to see through an illusion about what is being offered in a specific situation just so you’ll be challenged to find out the truth for yourself. With Jupiter in your House of Communication opposing the Sun in your House of Philosophy, you might actually end up becoming the visionary change that everyone else seems to have just been talking about.

 

Scorpio- If you have been annoyed by someone for as long as you can remember, the time may finally be here when you will actually be able to see beyond this person’s obnoxiousness and into the insecurity that drives their boorish behavior. Mercury and Mars in your House of Philosophy opposing both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Communication will initially make you want to rip this person a new orifice (as usual) however, as Neptune imposes his compassionate ways in your House of Creativity you will gain the vision of deep psychological insight and hence forgiveness for this poor, ignorant (and none too bright) individual. Jupiter retrograde in your House of Self Worth and the Sun in your House of Transformation will together motivate you to take the high ground and treat the person in question like the silly child they are…..And who knows, perhaps in the end you may be able to show them the healing path…….Namaste.

 

Sagittarius- The time for change has come, unfortunately you’ll probably have to be dragged kicking and screaming into any circle of enlightenment. Mercury and Mars in your House of Transformation and the emotional sign of Cancer opposing both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Self Worth are likely making you view change now as a sort of enema, although as any doctor will tell you, relax and everything will be fine. Neptune in your House of Foundation is likely causing you to see everything as a lot worse than it is, especially as he squares Jupiter retrograde in your sign, which can be the King of Drama if you let him. Venus in your House of Relationships could be your saving grace in the form of someone who will actually fall for all your whining and offer some real help. Congratulations you lucky dog.

 

Capricorn- Rather than not getting what we want, much of unhappiness often comes from not knowing what we want. With Mercury and Mars coming together this week in your House of Relationships and aligning nicely with Neptune in your House of Communication, the time has come for you to open up to someone close about your recent confusion because they may very well be mistaking your disgruntlement as a dissatisfaction with them. Having Uranus in your House of Creativity and Romance now could make you seem a bit zany although that might not be a bad thing if it changes your mood and unexpectedly brings out your more romantic nature. Later in the week the Moon will join Jupiter behind the scenes in your chart where they will remind you what the right thing to do is involving a misunderstanding. Don’t be proud, just do it!

 

Aquarius-Change is inevitable, so when it smiles at a person all they can do is smile back. Mercury and Mars in your House of Routines opposing both Saturn and Pluto retrograde behind the scenes could be making it feel like a rug is being pulled out from under you, although if you can hear Neptune in your House of Self Worth whispering in your ear you should follow his advice and “let go,” for as a poet once wrote, “It was all meant to go, then comes love.” The Sun in your House of Creativity opposing Jupiter retrograde in your House of Dreams could very well be about revisiting something that might not have been a good idea when you first thought of it, but may be the solution you’re looking for now. As Uranus transits your House of Foundations realize that this is a time of not only surprise questions but surprise answers as well, so don’t be afraid to make a calculated guess……You may be right!

 

Pisces- “The times they are a-changin’” so don’t assume you can know anything that is going to happen in this crazy world. Mercury and Mars in your House of Creativity will provide you with plenty of insight and energy provided of course you can keep your level of worry manageable. Neptune in your sign is both a blessing and a curse, meaning if you can just stop wanting something so bad you can taste it you might actually stand a chance of getting it……Sound counter-intuitive? Well then you’re about to find out what intuition really is, namely detachment. Of course you don’t know what I’m talking about, but you’re about to find out as Jupiter retrograde opposing the Sun in your House of Symbolic Foundations is turning your world upside down from ignorance to enlightenment…….Praise be, first you were lost, now you’re found!

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #86 Weekly Horoscopes for 5/20-5/26, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 5/20-5/26, 2019

 

 Aries- As Mars enters the security oriented sign of Cancer and your House of Symbolic Foundations to align with Venus and Uranus in your House of Self Worth, you could find yourself speculating about possible rainy days ahead and what you might do to avert them. Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Career will also have you thinking about where your career might be going, especially with Neptune behind the scenes causing you to wonder if you want to continue along the path you’ve been on. As Mercury enters the Communication oriented sign of Gemini and the House it naturally rules, this could be the perfect time for you to start exploring the possibilities of doing what you’d like to for a living instead of what you have been doing just to make ends meet. As the Lunar Arc crosses your Mid-heaven make sure to get out there and explore the possibilities, you might be exactly what someone is looking for.

 

Taurus- Venus in your sign will have you desiring the best for yourself at this time, while Uranus in your sign and Mars in your House of Communication could find you all too willing to fight about it if anyone tries to deny your naturally materialistic nature. With both the Sun and Mercury entering the quixotic and chatty sign of Gemini, try to channel any frustration you may be feeling about what’s not working out for you now into some challenging mental exercise, perhaps in the form of a hobby or taking a class on something you’ve always wondered about but never took the time for. Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Philosophy aligning with Neptune in your House of Dreams could steer you toward an artistic endeavor, especially since Venus in your sign is already activating your good taste and you’re feeling particularly inspired; go for it!

 

Gemini-The Sun will enter your sign this week officially marking the beginning of Gemini season, during which time it will be aided and abetted by Mercury, the planet of both Communication and Business as well as your sign’s ruler. If you’re feeling ambitious (or insecure) this could be a particularly frenetic time for you as Uranus and Venus together behind the scenes will be flaming your desire for the good things in life while Mars in your House of Self Worth will have you feeling like life isn’t worth living unless you have the best of everything. This type of manifest destiny is what topples empires so be careful, although with both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Transformation you won’t be getting anything in the near future that you haven’t earned so, rather than drive yourself crazy, why don’t you instead try to calm yourself down with something like meditation or tai chi? Or perhaps even thinking about someone else besides yourself?

 

Cancer- Mars entering your sign this week should give you a burst of energy, especially as it aligns nicely with Venus and Uranus in your House of Dreams making you feel like you’re ready to give yourself a break from the trials and tribulations of taking care of the whole world by yourself. While escaping is a nice notion, we both know that you will continue to feel like everyone’s good time is dependent upon you, meaning you’ll probably channel that Mars energy into making damn sure everyone has what they need so you don’t go crazy listening to them complain. Sound nutty? Welcome to the cave of logic the crab creates by digging itself into the surf. Saturn and Pluto retrograde together in your House of Relationships aligning with Neptune in your House of Long Distance travels could find you both enjoying some time away and missing a loved one at the same time. We’re back to the crab digging itself into the beach so, if you can get to the shore why don’t you join your crustacean totem for a swim and get back to where this all started regarding you enjoying yourself.

 

Leo- With Venus and Uranus in your House of Career this week you could be exactly what someone has been looking for, however, don’t be too available just yet. Make sure to ask yourself, are they what you’ve been looking for? Mars behind the scenes in the sensitive sign of Cancer could have you feeling insecure, which might find you willing to settle for less just to be liked. Really? While Neptune in your House of Transformation is about letting go, that doesn’t mean disappearing into the shadow of someone else’s ego, particularly as the God of the Sea is aligning nicely with the rock of Gibraltar twins, Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Work, who are asking you to change like a rock erodes; slow and steady, in no rush to give in, but going with the flow. This is about your confidence baby……as the saying goes, “Strength bides its time while weakness feels a need to act.”

 

Virgo- Lots of things around you are changing at this time but the question is, are you changing? With four major planets now at the top of your chart, Venus and Uranus in your House of Philosophy and the Sun and Mercury about to enter your House of Career, what are you currently doing to manifest some of those gold plated dreams you like to strategize about? Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity and Neptune in  your House of Partnerships would suggest that you can’t conquer the world by yourself at this time, but on the other hand are you the best playmate you can be? Jupiter retrograde in your House of Foundations would indicate that some renovation is needed before you can start to build your stairway to heaven, yet are you willing to break your ego down to the studs to facilitate a complete overhaul of not only how the world sees you but how you see yourself? A word to the wise, our ability to accept help depends on whether or not we feel deserving. Chew on that for a while.

 

Libra- Mars has just crossed your Mid-Heaven so you may surprise a few people at this time by acting more like an Aries than a stereotypical Libra. Whether this is good or bad will have a lot to do with how deeply you may want something as both Venus and Uranus graze in the sign of Taurus and your House of Transformation. After all, a bull can be a lot like a cow until you wave a red flag in its face. Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Foundations have either taught you some patience over the last year or not and you’ll no doubt find out which when Neptune in your House of Daily Routines either delivers your expectations on time or fails to do so. The Lunar Arc this week will progress from your House of Communications (where it meets Jupiter retrograde) to your House of Creativity, meaning success for you now could be more about the process than the result. Ordinarily this would not be a problem for a Libra, so remember who you are.

 

Scorpio- With Venus and Uranus in your House of Partnerships activating Mars entering your House of Philosophy, the success of your interactions with others at this time will not be about acceptance or passivity, but rather about your ability to take action, meaning you’ll need to either extend an olive branch or take the tiger by the tail in order to break through some people’s ambivalence (or games). You’re in control now (whether you realize it or not) so leadership skills will be more valuable to you at this time than simple good manners or being agreeable. That’s not to say that Creativity won’t offer you an advantage as well, especially as Neptune in your House of Creativity aligns with Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Communications and you’re able to figure out ahead of time exactly what someone wants to hear and then find an inventive way not to placate them. To be so unapologetically real is a big step for you now, so take it, and enjoy a new bullshit free relationship with the world.

 

Sagittarius- Whatever you’re hoping to change right now should be helped along magnificently as Mars enters your House of Transformation, particularly if you’re looking to improve a process at work or perhaps even streamline your body. Doing it with someone else could also be to your advantage, as both the Sun and Mercury will be entering your House of Partnerships, so hire yourself an assistant or find an exercise buddy. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Self Worth aligning with Neptune in your House of Foundation is about fundamental change, and fundamental is a word combining both fun and mental, meaning that it is just as important to enjoy whatever you’re doing as it is to get the results you desire, especially if the whole process is supposedly to feel better about yourself. Meanwhile, Jupiter retrograde in your sign should help with the whole philosophical point of view that it is the journey not the destination that’s important. In other words, just keeping putting one foot in front of the other and you’ll eventually get there.

 

Capricorn- As Mars enters your House of Relationships and moves into an alignment with Venus and Uranus in your House of Romance, expect the unexpected this week, particularly in the legendary Battle of the Sexes. With Saturn and Pluto in your sign for a good long time now you have been reconstructing yourself for a while, so perhaps it’s finally time to get out there and see how you interact with the other kids? Of course someone special may stand out from the others, just try not to get nervous. They’re probably not following you around because they’re a hit man and someone’s taken a contract out on you, more likely it’s because they find you attractive. The Sun and Mercury moving into the social sign of Gemini and your House of Health may be trying to tell you that if you want to start feeling better about life, then perhaps you should try embracing it instead of requiring it to find you like a private detective. Jupiter retrograde behind the scenes is like a big dog who’s been raised with little dogs and doesn’t realize its size, meaning you should get out there and start practicing how to stretch into your true self. After all, you never know who might try to pet you while you’re working it out….. Woof! Woof!

 

Aquarius- As Mars enters your House of Work and aligns with both Venus and Uranus in your House of Home, this could be the perfect time to start those desperately needed repairs in your house or apartment that you’ve been avoiding.  Saturn and Pluto retrograde behind the scenes may reveal there’s a lot more wrong here than you realize, so the quicker you get to it the less likely it will be that something turns into an emergency. Neptune in your House of Self Worth could have a dual effect on you now, either making you lazy or inventive. Assuming that you’re not sick or unhappy, if getting motivated is a problem for you at this time, then simply let yourself be influenced by someone who is pressing you to get something done, you may end up thanking them later on for being an inadvertent muse. After all, whatever doesn’t annoy you lets you become complacent.

 

Pisces- You may have recently caught someone’s eye who thinks that you’re just the most…….So what do you plan to do about it? Mars entering your House of Romance and aligning with Venus and Uranus in your House of Communication is all about the Look of Love, so if you recognize it then let your imagination run around as scantily clad as possible, after all, with Neptune in your sign now romance should come as second nature to you. As the Sun and Mercury enter your Foundation Area you could be feeling as free as a bird or as flaky as a box of Kellogg’s, just don’t let yourself get swept away so far you forget who you are and what your real life responsibilities entail. Saturn and Pluto aligning with Neptune now could see you very close to completing a project that has been lingering for a long time, just make sure the aforementioned romance occurs only after you’ve crossed the finish line with any work that needs to be done.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #85 Weekly Horoscopes for 5/13-5/19, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 5/13-5/19, 2019

 

Aries- As Venus gets ready to exit your sign she will enter into a nice aspect with Mars in your House of Communication, meaning that you could be getting some good news regarding a matter you would like to see move forward. Shortly afterwards, both Venus and Mars will change signs, Venus going into her native sign of Taurus and Mars entering security oriented Cancer. This could signal a lucky break, especially since Uranus will also be involved, indicating that there may be an unexpected surprise in store in the form of a windfall return from a situation you were actually starting to worry about. While this all sounds good, don’t get too optimistic just yet. The Full Moon in power oriented Scorpio over the weekend will be in your House of Transformation where it will oppose a stable Taurus Sun, meaning that any sudden luck you experience could disappear just as suddenly if you start convincing yourself it is the new norm and begin slacking.

 

Taurus- With Mercury pulling closer to the Sun in your sign and charming Venus (your ruler) about to conjunct freaky Uranus, you could be experiencing quite an internal conflict between your naturally conformist nature and your equally natural sensuality. As a famous Occultist once said, “Sin is the word of restriction,” so don’t deny yourself your natural urges. As Mars move into your House of Communication and the emotional sign of Cancer, realize that if you deny yourself something on one level that urge will likely just end up leaking out somewhere else, which could be embarrassing. The Full Moon this week will be in your House of Relationships and the power oriented sign of Scorpio, meaning that if you won’t stand up and state your needs don’t expect anyone else to be a mind reader.

 

Gemini- Mars will leave your sign this week with a flourish as he aligns nicely with Venus in your House of Groups. This could make you quite popular, especially with Jupiter in your House of Relationships meeting up with a diplomatic Libra Moon midweek. Later on as Venus moves behind the scenes into the sensual sign of Taurus, Mars will enter your House of Self Worth and together these two should find you quite ambitious for both fun and material gratification. Add Uranus to this mix and you’ll probably be willing to do whatever it takes to get whatever you desire; just try not to dehumanize anyone in the process, after all, when you treat people like objects they tend to resent it and with Saturn and Pluto still retrograde in your House of Shared Resources you can’t afford to alienate anyone from your cause at this time.

 

Cancer- With a stellium of planets in your House of Friends now you may be feeling like there is not enough of you to go around. Among this group are the Sun and Mercury, who together will likely have you feeling obligated, while on the other hand Venus and Uranus arm in arm could attract every freak in the vicinity to your mothering nature. Try to take advantage of Mars when he enters your sign later in the week to find the strength to say “no” to the energy vampires and lazy slobs who would otherwise suck you dry. There are those who will truly need your kindness and compassion at this time, just try to differentiate them from the users and abusers. The Full Moon this week will be in your House of Creativity, which could find you either sublimating your natural creative urges into satisfying others needs or else running away to someplace remote where you can be alone and paint your masterpiece. Don’t feel guilty about doing whatever feels right.

 

Leo- With the Sun, Mercury, Uranus, and Venus all in the stable sign of Taurus and your House of Career, this is a time when you need to suck it up and do whatever is necessary to get yourself ahead. Of course Taurus can also be a lazy sign, so make sure you’re aware that your complacency could be your biggest enemy right now, especially if you find yourself making excuses for not getting out of a situation that you know sucks and you have been trashing non-stop for a while now. The longer you put off what needs to be done on the career front the harder this weeks eventual Full Moon is going to be, especially since it’s occurring in your House of Symbolic Foundations and opposing the aforementioned Sun in your House of Career. It’s important for you to realize that while this is not a particularly comfortable time for you, it is a period that you will eventually look back on and be glad you did all the practical stuff you didn’t want to.

 

Virgo- The more desperately you try to hold on now to a person or situation that is changing away from you, the more that individual or circumstance will buck like a wild bronco at a rodeo. Like the song say’s, “Man, ain’t that a kick in the head,” yet it doesn’t need to be. Jupiter retrograde in your Foundations Area and Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Creativity can help you to let go of a job or relationship that isn’t working, but not if you feel you need to win whatever the argument has been and prove the other person wrong. Nobody’s right or wrong, things just need to change. As Venus and Mars enter new signs and your Houses of Philosophy and Dreams respectively, the potential is there for you to finally be who you are without apologies or excuses, the price though will be to extricate yourself from whoever or whatever has been holding you back. The Full Moon in your House of Communication and the passionate sign of Scorpio will be all about speaking your truth to whomever with no reservations…..So, what are you waiting for? Start singing that body electric!

 

Libra- This is a time when what you’re experiencing will provide the subject matter for stories that will eventually make others laugh and think, even though what’s going on now in your life may, in fact, be making you quite frustrated. The Sun, Mercury, Venus, and crazy, unpredictable Uranus are all marching through your House of Transformation, which likely feels both uncomfortably weird and like it’s taking forever. Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your Foundations Area is no doubt further warping your sense of time, while Neptune in your House of Daily Routines is completely messing with your ability to get a clear read on anything. Nonetheless you are still both driven and creative at this time (believe it or not) and if you think I’m shitting you all I ask is that you try to remain patient (a dirty word) and stay focused on your goals until Jupiter finally goes direct again in August. I know this sounds like a prediction, but in actuality it’s only a matter of you having faith in yourself. “You gotta believe!”

 

Scorpio- Did you ever think you’d be so popular (and loved)? The Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Uranus are all going through your House of Relationships now, which means if you’re not the center of attention yet then you’re about to be. This will be both good and bad as Saturn and Pluto are both retrograde in your House of Communications and aligning with Neptune in your House of Creativity, meaning that while some people you might be dealing with now could have an agenda, it’s more likely that the folks who are stepping up to help are doing it because they truly like and respect you. Jupiter in your House of Earned Income is currently retrograde, so don’t expect to see the light at the end of the tunnel yet if your income has lagged in the face of some mounting bills. As the Full Moon in your sign later in the week opposes all those previously mentioned Taurus Planets, try instead to look at your current emotional support system as all wealth you need; as the song goes, “Baby, you’re a Rich Man…”

 

Sagittarius- If your health (or appearance) has been a concern of late, then now would be the time to take action and try to establish a new regimen for yourself as the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Uranus are all in your House of Health. Add to this Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Self Worth and you might actually have the discipline now to stick to whatever program you start. Jupiter retrograde in your sign can also contribute to rebuilding your vanity if you take his lead and imagine bigger things (or conversely a smaller appearance) for yourself. As Mars pulls into your House of Transformation your energy should be high for the rest of the month, so make sure you capitalize on the Warrior Planet’s strength and determination to establish something good for your sense of  health and well being at this time.

 

Capricorn- e.e. cummings once wrote, “let all go dear/so comes love” and with the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Uranus all in your House of Creativity banging around like dice in a cup, perhaps this is the time you should let things roll and see what happens? Mars entering your House of Relationships could be about reaching out (if you let it) while Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your sign could be about fundamental change (if you’d accept it) both of which are admittedly a gamble, but to win it you gotta be in it. Neptune in your House of Communications and Jupiter retrograde behind the scenes are both about letting something happen as opposed to making something happen, which is a hard thing for an action oriented sign like you to understand, so perhaps you could think of it this way, it takes more confidence to wait for the right time than it does to rush ahead in hopes of finding the right time.

 

“Patiently waiting

Like a dew drop hanging from

A banana leaf”

 

Aquarius- No one ever expects an earthquake, yet when the dishes start rattling on the shelves it would probably be prudent to get under a doorpost as soon as possible and wait until the world seems stable again. I’m mentioning this because with the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Uranus all in your House of Foundations along with Saturn and Pluto retrograde behind the scenes, if it feels like your world is shaking you should probably accept it and head for the nearest doorpost. Of course Mars entering your House of Routines will likely have you feeling anxious at this time, especially as it angles with Uranus, however, rather than rushing in where angels fear to tread, perhaps you should instead follow Neptune’s lead as it crosses through your House of Self Worth and simply try to find a place where you can best wait out the current circumstances until you can fully assess the damage.

 

Pisces- If your emotions seem to be overwhelming you now and there is something you need to say to someone special but don’t know how to begin, then perhaps you should engage your artistic abilities and look to create a metaphor of whatever it is you’re feeling. With the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Uranus all in your House of Communication and lining up nicely with Mars entering your House of Creativity, your message will likely be more poignant now if you can trust your intuition to connect the dots rather than trying to edit yourself and avoid any potential vulnerability. Neptune in your sign represents the soul of the poet and as it aligns with Saturn and Pluto retrograde you are especially in tune now with another’s wavelength, therefore, let your energy and its honest expression speak for you now rather than attempting to explain the unexplainable or eff the ineffable.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #80 Weekly Horoscopes for 4/8-4/14, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 4/8-4/14, 2019

 

 Aries- To paraphrase a well known classic, “It is the best of times, it is the worst of times.” As the Sun passes through your sign to align with Jupiter in your House of Philosophy it brings high hopes, while at the same time it is also squaring Saturn and Pluto in your House of Career to bring both challenges and change. The presence of Mercury, Venus, and Neptune behind the scenes could contribute to either your illusions or enlightenment, depending of course on whether your sense of self comes from within or if it is merely a reflection of the current fashions and judgments of others. Uranus in your House of Self Worth is a knee jerk reaction waiting to happen, which Mars in your House of Communication could turn into a notorious incident if you’re so inclined. As the Lunar Arc travels across your Houses of Foundation and Creativity, try to see the forest for the trees when it comes to your actions and consider the saying, “an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. Salud!

 

Taurus- Jupiter going station/retrograde in your House of Transformation and aligning with the Sun behind the scenes could mean that the initial excitement of a recent situation is about to turn into a considerably less glorious responsibility in the near future.  Saturn and Pluto in your House of Philosophy have been trying to tell you, “be careful what you wish for,” but since you’ve gotten what you wanted now you’re  going to need them to be your maintenance team. Just make sure you don’t allow Mercury, Venus, and Neptune in your House of Groups to make you too much of a doormat. Just because some folks told you what you wanted to hear to get you interested, doesn’t mean they can take advantage of you once you’ve signed on the dotted line. In the meantime, I hope you like surprises because Uranus in your sign should be bringing home some doozies.. When all is said and done though, Mars in your House of Self Worth could be your best friend right now, as he gives you all the mojo you’ll likely need to swim this “English Channel” you have waiting.

 

Gemini- Mars entering your sign will likely provide a burst of energy, the question is where will you direct this power? Jupiter going station/retrograde in your House of Relationships and aligning with the Sun in your House of Dreams could be trying to tell you to pay attention to an association with someone important that you’ve let fall by the wayside. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Transformation have been trying to warn you of coming changes for a while, but now that they’re also aligning with both Mercury and Venus in your House of Public Image and Career make sure you don’t take anything for granted in regards to your future prospects and/or your reputation. “What have you done for me lately” may sound callous, but at least now others will know what it felt like when they blew you off. Payback can be a b*tch, so get ready to move ahead.

 

Cancer- As the Sun passes through your House of Career and aligns with Jupiter retrograde in your House of Work, expect some of the recent drama on the job to subside. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Partnerships has likely changed your tune regarding how much responsibility you’re willing to accept without knowing what’s in it for you, while at the same time Mercury, Venus, and Neptune in your House of Philosophy have inspired you to realize the difference between what you can change and what’s supposed to change you. Unfortunately, Uranus in your House of Groups will likely bring more lessons along this line as some unexpected craziness enters into your sphere. Go with these annoying developments as best you can and try not to get too caught up in thinking you could have avoided any of it; Uranus just rolls that way. Mars behind the scenes could inspire you to do some research and explore new possibilities, so try and look at this new motivation as the antidote for Uranus and go for it.

 

Leo- If you have been harboring any aspirations to do something different with your life, the Sun aligning with Jupiter going station/retrograde in your House of Creativity could mean that this is the time when that hope either dies forever, or else you finally get your ass in gear and decide to do something about it. With Mercury, Venus, and Neptune in watery Pisces and your House of Death and Transformation, you may have come to this realization in a painful way, nonetheless, you’ve seen what is necessary, now what do you want to do next? Saturn and Pluto in your House of Routines are there if you have to figure out how to make time for what you’d like to do, no matter how busy (or tired) you profess to be, while Uranus in your House of Career represents the part of you that’s “mad as hell and isn’t going to take it anymore.” As Mars traverses your House of Dreams dare to believe that you may be as talented as you’ve always dreamed…Now prove it!

 

Virgo- If you have been contemplating any home improvements or are even considering moving, Jupiter retrograde in your House of Home aligning with the Sun in your House of Transformation could mean that this is the time to either restructure or change your humble abode. Saturn and Pluto together in your House of Creativity is like having your own private contractors, so trust your ideas on what you want, but more importantly, believe that you can make it happen. Mercury, Venus, and Neptune in your House of Partnership could indicate that you may need to seek outside help in manifesting your visions and stop looking for approval from an unsupportive partner. With this in mind, let Uranus in your House of Philosophy inspire you to do something different than what hasn’t worked in the past and let Mars in your House of Public Image show the world you can be a mover and shaker on your own terms.

 

Libra- As Jupiter in your House of Communication goes station/retrograde and aligns with the Sun in your House of Partnerships, you may end up hearing from someone out of the past who can help you with a current problem. Saturn and Pluto at the bottom of your chart have been setting the stage for some big changes, however, sometimes auspicious circumstances can sneak in the back door instead of barging through the front. Mercury, Venus, and Neptune are all passing through your House of Work so let yourself be influenced by unexpected circumstances; you may be a lot better at improvising and flying by the seat of your pants than you ever suspected. Uranus in your House of Transformation and Mars in your House of Long Distance Communication may help to transport you to the exact place outside of your expectations that you need to be in order to succeed. Go with the flow!

 

Scorpio- Jupiter going retrograde this week and aligning with the Sun in your House of Health could make you feel overwhelmed if you have been under the weather. Mars in your House of Transformation should help you to keep up with all these new changes, although as he starts to approach a square with a stellium of planets in Pisces you may be longing for an escape. Where to go? Uranus in your House of Relationships may see you receiving an unexpected (and much needed) invitation from a friend to get away from your life for a while. You may not be able to go to Bali, but anywhere that would bring you to a different place in your head would be a welcome respite. Bon voyage!

 

Sagittarius- Jupiter going station/retrograde this week in your sign and aligning with the Sun in your House of Fun may be trying to tell you it’s time for a vacation. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Self Worth have been keeping your nose to the grindstone forever, but with Mercury, Venus, and Neptune crossing the bottom of your chart it looks like it’s time for you to sneak out for a little par-ty, if you get my drift. If you don’t, Uranus going through your House of Work and Mars going through your House of Enemies could see some crap go down at work that will find you saying to yourself, “I should of listened to Mr. Saturn and cashed in some of my time….now I gotta put up with this shit!”

 

Capricorn- If you have been putting off facing some issues either at home or within yourself, consider taking the time now to fix whatever it is that’s broke as Jupiter goes station/retrograde and aligns with the Sun. For a while now Saturn and Pluto in your sign have been putting the weight of the world on your shoulders and as they align with Mercury, Venus, and Neptune in your House of Communication this may be the time for you to find someone to speak with about how you feel, especially since problems tend to always seem bigger if we keep them bottled up inside. Uranus in your House of Creativity and Mars in your House of Health would further suggest that some form of Art Therapy or, for that matter, any sort of class would be an excellent way to de-stress and put things in perspective. In other words, take the time to do yourself a favor and try something new.

 

Aquarius- With Jupiter going through your House of Groups over the last few months it has probably felt like you’ve been on stage non-stop, 24/7. If that’s the case, then when the King of the Planets goes retrograde this week you might want to try to spend some time with those you’ve been neglecting. Mercury, Venus, and Neptune in your House of Self Worth will likely have you feeling more vulnerable than usual and as these planets align with Saturn and Pluto behind the scenes, getting together with loved ones at this time may just be about you needing them rather than their needing you out there protecting them from anything. Unpredictable Uranus going through your House of Family may furnish some surprises, particularly if you end up realizing that your home is your ballast rather than your career. With that said, take this respite you’ve managed to arrange as a time solely for fun and trust that your work will be waiting when you get back.

 

Pisces- If you’ve been on a roll as of late you might see things start to wind down this week as Jupiter goes station/retrograde in your House of Career. Of course you may not be happy about this, especially as Jupiter aligns with the Sun in your House of Self Worth and squares Mercury and Venus in your sign. You can’t be “on” all the time, so instead of taking this recent down cycle as an indication that maybe you’re losing it, instead look at this period as a time to re-evaluate and rejuvenate yourself in order to come back and kick some serious new ass in the coming weeks. Saturn and Pluto might very well have some constructive criticism to give about revamping your plans, so make sure you slow down and give them a listen; in terms of your long-term success you’ll be glad you did.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #78 Weekly Horoscopes for 3/25-3/31, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 3/25-3/31, 2019

 

 Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars.

The Mueller Report is finally out and will be welcomed this week by Mercury going station/direct conjunct Neptune in Pisces……..Get ready for the Spin Doctors to start spinning their vagaries, alternative facts, claims to Executive Privilege, and well, just plain bullshit!!!  Don’t get discouraged though, we can even up the playing field at the ballot box in 2020………Keep the Bern going!!!

 

Aries- With a little help from the Moon in Sagittarius you should begin the week feeling optimistic, however, as the Lunar Arc progresses into Capricorn certain responsibilities may begin to make their presences felt, which may actually be a good thing for your naturally impetuous nature. As Venus enters Pisces and Mars enters Gemini this week you could feel your head battling with your heart over what course of action to take in a particular circumstance. Be willing to take your time and hold off making any decisions about what to do until the weekend, when Mercury goes station/direct in conjunction with Neptune and they both align with Saturn. This aspect is all about intuition and logic working together to find a truly holistic solution, so look to let the problem fully explain itself  to you before you attempt to determine what the solution should be.

 

Taurus- Uranus wandering unaspected in your sign at this time is probably causing you to feel either anxious or irate, both of which are ultimately illusions. Keeping that in mind, let Saturn in your House of Philosophy be your rock as he aligns with Visionary Neptune and Mercury going direct in the creative sign of Pisces and your House of Dreams, all of which are about finding and developing the necessary spiritual and emotional discipline to keep your insecurities at bay and your confidence leading the way. As the Lunar Arc ends the week squaring Uranus, be willing to try something different in pursuit of your bliss. After all, the secret of a successful life is choosing what makes you happy rather than settling for what others will accept about your tastes.

 

Gemini- As Mars enters your sign this week it will probably feel like the horse has been let out of the barn just when you needed to hitch it to the wagon to get going some place. When Venus enters the empathetic sign of Pisces later on it should help you to realize that if you can manage to remain calm and wait a little, that dumb old horse will probably end up chowing down in a nearby pasture and you’ll be able to gather him up soon enough. In other words, patience will be the key here, so let disciplined Saturn in your House of Transformation exert his unwavering influence on misty Neptune and an erratic Mercury station so that you can move in like a ninja and get everything back in harmony. With both Uranus and Jupiter unaspected in your chart this week, be careful that your anxiety about working a situation out doesn’t get dumped on an unassuming partner who would be willing to help; that is, if you’re willing to communicate what your needs are.

 

Cancer- As Mars enters the cerebral sign of Gemini behind the scenes in your chart and Venus enters the compassionate sign of Pisces and your House of Philosophy, you could find yourself torn about someone close to you who needs help but won’t accept it. Saturn in your House of Relationships will have you feeling responsible for this person, while Neptune and a confusing Mercury Station will tempt you to repeat old patterns with this individual, whereby you insist on helping so they can turn their refusal of aid into blaming you as the reason for their problem. It’s all very complicated, and stressful, but it doesn’t need to be. After all, you could focus on your own problems instead, like for instance an unaspected Jupiter in your House of Health. Just think, instead of wasting your energy on someone who is asking for a hard lesson (and will get it) you could instead focus your efforts on rediscovering a real sense of wellness for yourself (which is yours for the taking).

 

Leo- If you’ve been feeling that something in your life needs to change, then Mars entering your House of Groups and Venus entering your House of Transformation could serve as the necessary whoopee cushion to make you jump up out of your comfortable seat and engage the world. Uranus in your House of Career could bring some unexpected opportunities, however, you need to be out there to capitalize on them. On the reverse side, if you’re not willing to get out there then Uranus could be all about circumstances conspiring to jettison you out there whether you like it or not. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Routines would further speak to circumstances changing, although unlike the Colorado River going through the Grand Canyon you don’t have all the time in the world to make your masterpiece. Change in your life now will be more about revolution than evolution so get ready, it’s liable to be a bumpy ride!

 

Virgo- If you’ve been planning to make a move either creatively or romantically, the time is now! Mars will be leaving your House of Philosophy and entering your House of Public Image, while Venus will be leaving your House of Routine and entering your House of Partnerships, putting them both into a dynamic square with one another so that the time for talking the talk is over; get ready to walk the walk! Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity will be aligning with both visionary Neptune and communicative Mercury, so be ready to either pitch a creative project that’s close to your heart or pitch a little woo to someone you’ve a crush on. The Lunar Arc will begin the week with dynamic Jupiter and also end the week with the King of the Planets as it moves from your Symbolic Foundation through your House of Romance and then on to your House of Service…Like the Dylan song say’s, “Everybody has to serve somebody.” The good news here is that you’ll get to pick your heart’s desire if you’re willing to go for it!!!

 

Libra- As Mars and Venus change signs this week and move into a square in your Houses of Philosophy and Routines respectively, you’ll likely be motivated to find a better and more efficient way to perform a daily chore, or perhaps even be inspired to expand your world view beyond your immediate surroundings. A big reason for this sudden upswing in your intellectual curiosity derives from the revolutionary Planets, Saturn and Pluto, being in your Symbolic Foundations area for the last year. Add to that Neptune and Mercury conjunct in the visionary sign of Pisces and at this time in your development you’re all about finding the Holy Grail of whatever you’re involved in, whether that be the best way to clean a floor or clean your soul. Jupiter in your House of Communication will make you want to tell the world about your discoveries and as the King of the Planets flirts with the Lunar Arc this week you could feel particularly inspired to write…….So, what are you waiting for?

 

Scorpio- Mars will be entering your House of Transformation this week and when he does he’ll be squaring Venus entering your House of Creativity, which could mean that the difficulties you’ve been experiencing as of late may end up acting as the motivation for some future artistic efforts. Often adversity makes us long for beauty and harmony all the more and, as a result, we come to appreciate things we may have previously taken for granted or overlooked. Perhaps for the first time in your life you’re contemplating your mortality and it’s causing you to think more critically about the processes of life? Saturn and Pluto together in your House of Thinking along with Neptune and a Mercury station in your House of Creativity would suggest that perhaps your thoughts could be the stuff of art. Why don’t you use some of the time you now have on your hands to express the discoveries your heart has been making?

 

Sagittarius- When Venus enters your House of Home and Family and squares Mars entering your House of Relationships, you could find yourself being challenged even more than usual by the demands made on you at this time by someone at home. This is because you’re finally beginning to realize that the current situation isn’t about doing something for someone else who can’t do for themselves, but rather that your life has been usurped by someone who simply refuses to pull their own weight. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Self Worth should give you the necessary spine to stand up for yourself in this situation, let’s just hope that Mercury finally going direct in your House of Foundations will help you to see how you’re getting played by someone who’s just taking advantage of your better nature. At the beginning of the week the Moon in your sign may have you feeling guilty about all this, but perhaps by the time she gets into your House of Communication and aligns with Jupiter in your sign you’ll be able to speak your truth and then live it, regardless of what anyone else may think.

 

Capricorn- You’ve been put through a lot of changes in the last year and as Mercury goes station/direct this week conjunct with Neptune in your House of Communication you may finally be willing to talk about it with someone, either a therapist or an audience, depending on your proclivity for airing your private life. Jupiter behind the scenes has been awakening your philosophical nature and as he aligns with the Lunar Arc this week you should be able to overcome any shyness you might have about other people actually finding your innermost thoughts interesting. As Uranus enters your House of Creativity and aligns with Venus moving into your House of Communication, being interesting or, for that matter entertaining, shouldn’t be a problem for the next few years, so don’t be shy about opening your mind (or your mouth) people will love it.

 

Aquarius- As Venus leaves your sign this week and moves into a square with Mars entering your House of Creativity, you could be inspired to create a work of art or tell a story about some unique experiences you’ve had. For the last year or so Saturn and Pluto behind the scenes have been causing you to go through a lot of internal changes and as they both align with Neptune and a Mercury station/direct in your House of Self Worth, you are finally getting some perspective on what these changes might ultimately mean as you move forward into the future. The Lunar Arc this week will begin in your House of Dreams, where it will conjunct Jupiter before eventually ending the week in your sign, where it will manage to remain in beneficial aspect to the King of the Planets, meaning that as you reflect on where you’ve been over the last year you will likely also realize that worrying about the future is a waste of time, especially when you can be busy creating it in the present…..So what are you waiting for? Get to work!!!

 

Pisces- Mercury will be going station/direct this week in your sign, where it will conjunct Neptune and likely make you feel like Alice tumbling down the rabbit hole. Misconceptions you may have had about a situation or a person could suddenly become clearer, or else something you were quite sure of could suddenly become uncertain. While this is no doubt a topsy-turvy aspect, don’t worry, Saturn and Pluto in your House of Groups will keep you busy fulfilling responsibilities that are quite real and should keep you grounded no matter how much fog and confusion Neptune and Mercury can come up with. Jupiter in your House of Career will have help from the Moon all week, so don’t be surprised if some of the vagueness this week ends up revealing an unexpected opportunity arriving at your doorstep. As the saying goes, “Truth is stranger than fiction.”

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #76 Weekly Horoscopes for 3/11-3/17, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 3/11-3/17, 2019

 

 Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars.

Here’s a new “Separated at Birth” pair; the whining crybabies, Bart O’Kavanaugh and R. Kelly………pobrecito…..everybody’s against them!

 

Aries- With the Sun and Mercury retrograde behind the scenes in the intuitive sign of Pisces and both of them squaring Jupiter in your House of Philosophy, you may be thinking to yourself, “why not?” in regards to a matter you might otherwise think is completely crazy. This is partly because Mars in your House of Self Worth and Venus in your House of Dreams are making you feel adventurous, while both Saturn and Pluto in your House of Career have made it so that you can afford to take a risk and not lose the farm. The only thing to watch out for here is unaspected Uranus entering your House of Self Worth. A famous Photographer once said, “Chance favors the prepared mind,” so before you charge like the Light Brigade into anything, just make sure you’ve done your homework.

 

Taurus- You are a stable sign so the entrance of aggressive Mars and crazy Uranus into your domain might initially startle you, like a gunshot or an unexpected tap on the shoulder. The good news though is that any surprises coming your way at this time will see both Saturn and Neptune aligning nicely with Mars from your Houses of Philosophy and Dreams respectively. What does this mean? In short, trust your  intuition and take your time, after all, it’s a lot less likely that you’ll overlook something if you’re paying attention to details. Jupiter in your House of Shared Resources squaring Mercury retrograde could make you more gullible than usual so be careful whom you trust. Venus in your House of Career should also be a motivator for you now, but only if your ambitions encompass a greater perspective than just your own personal success. Like Bernie Sanders say’s, “Not me. Us.”

 

Gemini- Both Mars and Uranus have slid behind the scenes in your chart so be careful whom you trust because a lot more may be at stake than you realize. The Sun, Mercury retrograde, and Neptune are all passing through your House of Public Image and as they square Jupiter in your House of Partnerships try not to fall into believing that you are somehow above it all. Those who smile to your face may very well end up having a very sharp knife ready when you turn around. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Transformation are about nothing if not compromise, so be willing to give up something to get something. Having a take no prisoners attitude may very well end up making you a hostage of your own ego.

 

Cancer- If the world starts to get really crazy what will you likely do? That will be a relevant question this week as both Mars and Uranus are in your House of Groups, which could represent anything from a riot to even more impatience than usual on your part when it comes to silliness and/or a lack of professionalism. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Relationships could see you making some significant changes in whom you take seriously or what you’re willing to put up with at all. Let Mars in your House of Dreams and Venus in your House of Transformation allow you to trust your creative vision, especially with the Sun, Neptune, and Mercury retrograde in your House of Philosophy. Maybe something you used to believe in but gave up on is really true after all? Think about it.

 

Leo- Has anyone ever called you stubborn? With Mars and Uranus in your House of Public Image and Venus in your House of Partnerships you may be more demanding of others than you realize. Add to this the Sun, Mercury retrograde, and Neptune in your House of Change confronting Jupiter and some folks might even go as far as to say that you’re oblivious to their needs to the point of being downright insensitive. Surprised? You won’t be for long as Saturn and Pluto detonate some timely upsets in your House of Routines so that if you have been ignoring others they won’t be returning the favor. Your saving grace here is that no matter how selfish you may have seemed you really didn’t mean to slight or insult anyone. With that in mind, make sure you make amends ASAP after you’ve been made aware. A word to the wise.

 

Virgo- What you hope your relationships would be and what they actually are may no longer be an illusion you can afford. Reality and fantasy may complement each other as balancing forces in a philosophical sense, but they cannot occupy the same actual space in time and have the situation remain peaceful. Jupiter at your Foundation straining the Sun, Neptune, and Mercury retrograde in your House of Partnerships will likely cause any associations that are not grounded in reality to fall apart like a log raft in a monsoon. At the same time Mars and Uranus in your House of Philosophy squaring Venus in your House of routines will likely challenge you to learn how to swim very quickly. The good news is that Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity aligning with Mars in your House of Philosophy will assist you in finding solutions, if in fact real solutions are what you’re truly after.

 

Libra- It was said in the film “Gladiator,” “when death smiles at a man all he can do is smile back.” As Mars and Uranus make their way across your House of Transformation and slowly come into alignment with Saturn and Pluto at your Symbolic Foundation, there may not be many smiles exchanged between what is dying in your life and what is being born, but things will certainly start to look a lot different from what you’re used to! Jupiter in your House of Communication squaring Mercury retrograde could bring you some unexpected blasts from the past, both pleasant and unpleasant, so it will be up to you to either set the record straight and resume where you left off or else burn a bridge that’s not worth repairing. Venus in your House of Creativity could help you to put your finger on the pulse of someone who is going through something you have experience with; remember the Greek Gods used to visit people disguised as unfortunates and rewarded those who were generous with their help and hospitality. If the shoe fits, wear it.

 

Scorpio- It is time for a realization. Are you aware of how much energy it takes to believe something that is true as opposed to believing something that isn’t true? Answer; the same amount of energy is used whether you believe the truth or an illusion. With that in mind, be careful what you’re convincing yourself of at this time. Jupiter in your House of Thinking is squaring Mercury retrograde in your House of Creativity, meaning that it’s high time you realize depression and optimism are both creative acts though the offspring of each are quite different. Saturn and Pluto at the bottom of your chart are death and resurrection, so if something has rocked your world recently try to understand that if the Phoenix (your totem animal) was never thrown into  the fire it wouldn’t have been able to rise from the ashes. “What does not kill you makes you stronger,” if you don’t believe me ask Mr. Nietzsche.

 

Sagittarius- With Jupiter in your sign and Mercury retrograde at your symbolic Foundation you need to realize that your hopes for the future are rooted in being able to understand (and let go) your past. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Self Worth have been setting the stage for this kind of inner work, but only if you’re willing to get knee deep in your own shit and clean up your illusions. Mars in your House of Health is probably making you feel more energetic than usual, which should help you break out of the gravity pull of any energy vampires you encounter. Make sure you have your silver bullets and garlic cloves handy if you have to spend any time with a difficult family member or recalcitrant co-worker. Venus in your House of Communication aligning with Mars should  help with speaking your truth, just make sure you’re clear (and comfortable) with whatever that is.

 

Capricorn- With Pluto and Saturn in your sign (symbolizing death and resurrection respectively) you’re emotionally kind of like a holograph now, except that you’re flesh and blood. Now if that doesn’t seem to make any sense, just consider the viewpoint that we are all essentially spiritual beings who are required to negotiate physical experiences, which in turn are designed to teach us that getting what we want is nothing more than a fleeting concept and ultimately doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things. Sorry for the paradoxes, but I’m just trying to bring you up to speed because with Jupiter behind the scenes squaring Mercury retrograde and the Sun in your House of Thought, the temptation now is for you to only believe that something exists if you can physically experience it. If that’s true then what is there to be said for all the effort you’re making to not have certain experiences? Hmmmm.

 

Aquarius- Venus in your sign could be spreading you too thin, especially if you’re overly concerned with appearances and/or what others think. You have some immediate challenges that need to be handled which are being complicated by Saturn and Pluto behind the scenes playing the guilt police and Neptune in your House of Self Worth representing the vanity bandits who are trying to distract you from your responsibilities. This inner conflict will continue to rage as long as you allow pompous Jupiter in your House of Groups and naïve Mercury in your House of Self Worth to dominate your mindset and put image before substance. Uranus entering your House of Foundations will likely ratchet everything up to an emergency level, so stop looking in the mirror and instead look to fix what needs to be fixed. The message right now is clearly, take care of business, so get down and do it!!!

 

Pisces- The Sun, Mercury retrograde, and Neptune are all in your sign and as they each generally square Jupiter in your House of Public Image you could be experiencing a real identity crisis now or, at the very least, a lack of confidence about what lies ahead for you. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Dreams has you thinking a bit differently about something you used to want, while Mars in your House of Thinking continues to plow ahead as though nothing has changed. At this point enter rebellious and unpredictable Uranus, which if you are conflicted at all about what you’re doing will muck matters up royally so that you could find yourself making stupid mistakes as though you just didn’t care, and well, you don’t. You’re changing so it would make perfect sense that what you want would change to. Be willing to acknowledge that and straighten things out accordingly.