Mr. Saturn’s Stars #101 Weekly Horoscopes for 9/16-9/22, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 9/16-9/22, 2019

 

 Aries- The week will start off with the Moon in your sign doing a jitterbug with Jupiter in Saggittarius, which will probably have you expectant, impatient, and so damn excited you just can’t stand it! That is, until Mars in your House of Routines aligns with Pluto retrograde in your House of Career and the world reminds you of your responsibilities. Of course with Neptune behind the scenes squaring Jupiter you may just decide to ignore all rational advice and go ahead with your particular pipe dream anyway. Rebellious Uranus in your House of Self Worth along with both Mercury and Venus in your House of Relationships will probably concur with you hanging up a “Gone Fishin’” sign, so try it and see what happens. Live and learn…….live and learn.

 

Taurus- At the beginning of the week an Aries Moon behind the scenes aligning with Jupiter in your House of Transformation could have you optimistic about a new idea or project, although as Mars in your House of Creativity aspects Pluto retrograde in your House of Philosophy, some unexpected difficulties could arise that will slow your roll a bit and force some adjustments and improvisations. Not to worry though as Neptune in your House of Dreams will allow you to think way outside the box and Uranus in your sign will give you the necessary chutzpah to push forward with any plan, especially with Mercury and Venus in your House of Work and the diplomatic sign of Libra to spread however much honey is necessary to convince anybody of anything. Go ahead, kill ‘em with kindness.

 

Gemini- Jupiter along with an Aries Moon will have you feeling quite magnanimous to start the week, however, as Mars, Pluto, and Neptune come into play with each other later on you could find yourself having to either walk back something you said in haste or else cover up a major blunder that happened because you weren’t paying attention while you were feeling so full of yourself. Uranus behind the scenes could cause you to panic, but on the other hand it could also motivate you to double down and try to defend the indefensible. A tailor made conundrum for a Gemini if there ever was one, which should be even further exacerbated by a wooly square between spacey Neptune in your House of Public Image and Jupiter in your House of Relationships. Appreciate that what you’re expecting others to believe now may very well be beyond credulity, so don’t be disappointed in anyone but yourself if you’re left holding the very bag you actually stole!

 

Cancer- Jupiter aligning with an Aries Moon to start the week could see you trying to bite off more than you can chew, which will probably be exacerbated even further by both Mercury and Venus as they go through your Symbolic Foundation and make you feel you need to promise everyone everything. You love to nurture folks and take care of them but try to be realistic, after all, one can only do so much. Listen to both Saturn and Pluto in your House of Relationships as they align with Neptune in your House of Philosophy and try to school you on the finer points of compassion, helping others, and also allowing people to have their lessons; even if you can’t bear to watch. Mars, Jupiter, and Neptune later in the week will likely sound like a Greek Chorus and could cause you to shed a tear for someone else’s misfortune. If that turns out to be the case try to remember this, “It’s not your circus and not your flying monkeys.”

 

Leo- Jupiter aligning with the Moon to start the week could give you a healthy dose of wanderlust, just make sure your responsibilities are taken care of before you head for that greener grass on the other side of the fence. If you ignore this advice it will be at your own peril, especially as Mars aligns with Pluto retrograde in your House of Work and opposes Neptune in your House of Other People’s Money. No one is going to want to hear an excuse about why you didn’t do something you’ve already been compensated for, so don’t even try to palm off a sob story, even if Mercury and Venus in your House of Communication and the charming sign of Libra are making you feel like you could talk a zebra out of its stripes. With Uranus in your House of Public Image don’t try to kid a kidder, or else you may just end up being the one who gets kidded out of something you didn’t expect.

 

Virgo- The Sun and Mars in your sign will be aligning with Pluto retrograde in your House of Creativity, so not only should you have a healthy reserve of inspiration at this time but also more than enough energy to see your dreams through from theory to manifestation. Neptune should also be helpful now as the Planet who rules the seas manages to wash along all the help you’ll probably need through your House of Partnerships and into your House of Other People’s Money. As Venus and Mercury move into your House of Self Worth you will be exuding a lot of charisma, just don’t fall into the trap of feeling you’re irresistible, especially as eccentric (and unaspected) Uranus squats in your House of Philosophy chanting a pathological mantra of “me me me.” When Saturn finally goes sation/direct in your House of Creativity he should be able to keep you on a short leash and out of any long term trouble, that is, if you’re willing to be peacefully content instead of greedy.

 

Libra- With the Sun and Mars behind the scenes squaring Jupiter in your House of Communication and opposing Neptune in your House of Work, you will likely be inspired at this time to delve into the depths of your subconscious in hopes of releasing that potential masterpiece you believe is waiting there to be discovered. Uranus in your House of Transformation is also a factor here as one period of your life is undoubtedly coming to a close while another is about to commence, it’s just hard to know where one ends and the other begins; kind of like trying to find the horizon line as a real location somewhere. Both Saturn and Pluto retrograde at your Symbolic Foundation have also been part of this catharsis, so perhaps when they finally both go direct you’ll discover much to your surprise that you already are the new you; and have been for a while.

 

Scorpio- The Sun and Mars passing through your House of Dreams and squaring Jupiter in your House of Self Worth will likely have you wanting to tackle whatever is in the way of your perceived success, while an additional opposition and square of Neptune to the aforementioned planets could have you either lacking the clarity or confidence to do so. Not to worry, Both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Thinking will come up with a solution, especially as an Aries Moon (which is all about getting after it) squares them both to start the week. Something to keep in mind though while you’re out there trying to conquer the world or else not have it trample you underfoot, is to pay attention to those who comprise your support system. Erratic, independent, stubborn Uranus is unaspected in your House of Relationships now, so try not to get too wrapped up in your own head so that you get disconnected from the advice and support those close to you are trying to give.

 

Sagittarius- Jupiter in your sign is squaring Mars in your House of Public Image and opposing Neptune in your House of Home, meaning that it is important at this time for you to examine what is driving your ambition to succeed or perhaps even thwarting it, particularly in regards to your relationships and/or conflicts with your family. Make sure that success doesn’t represent getting back at somebody who has hurt you in the past because in the long run that will only be a hollow victory that will have to be re-won over and over again. An unaspected Uranus now in your House of Health could be a real stress inducer so try and make some time to learn how to calm yourself if things get hectic. Perhaps try taking a meditation class or even enrolling in a marital arts program, after all, it’s always a good idea to discipline the mind by first disciplining the body.

 

Capricorn- Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your sign have been restructuring your world from the ground up for well over a year, as a result, with both the Sun and Mars now assisting them from your House of Philosophy the time may finally be here for you to act on the new space that has been created from having let go of so much from the past. Neptune in your House of Communication will be all about inspiration, so make sure you are listening to your intuition at this time as it tries to direct an energetic but unaspected Uranus who’s all dressed up with no place to go in your House of Creativity. I know this sounds like a lot, but with Jupiter aligning with an Aries Moon to start the week, try to be up and at ‘em early Monday morning so that you stand a better chance to get a leg up on all the shit you need to do this week..

 

Aquarius- For everything that you’ve been doing outwardly to change your circumstances, the time may finally be here for the inner you to change as well. Saturn and Pluto have been working tirelessly behind the scenes restructuring your world and, to your credit, you’ve been trying everything you can think of to aid and abet their efforts. Now though they are going to be assisted by both the Sun and Mars in your House of Transformation and the practical sign of Virgo, meaning that instead of exhausting yourself by logically trying to do everything you can think of, it may instead be better now to let your intuition take over so you can admit to yourself what you really want as opposed to what conventional wisdom says you should have. Reading it here may sound simple enough, but just wait until the lightning bolt hits you between the eyes and you finally SEE…… It’s a new dawn.

 

Pisces- What do you want out of a current relationship? With the Sun and Mars in your House of Partnerships opposing Neptune in your sign you need to think about this and make a decision, because if you don’t you could end up having a decision made for you. Jupiter in your House of Public Image could have you lost in the clouds of your own fantasies and an unaspected Uranus in your House of Communication might very well have you refusing to listen to anyone, which is not a good recipe for relating to a significant other (if you know what I mean). The saving grace here could be Mercury and Venus in your House of Intimacy and the friendly, understanding sign of Libra. Let these two at least open the door to communicating with that special someone even if you still can’t see the forest of your relationship for the trees of your ego.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #100 Weekly Horoscopes for 9/9-9/15, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 9/9-9/15, 2019

 

Aries- If there is a special message for you at this time, my hard charging friend, it’s be nice. During the week both Mercury and Venus will pass into your House of Relationships and the charming sign of Libra, meaning that you will probably attract more bees with honey than with vinegar at this time, so (and it bears repeating)…….be nice! Of course both the Sun and Mars will still be in your House of Work squaring Jupiter in your House of Philosophy, meaning that you will likely be impatient about what’s going on in your day to day affairs, although if you can manage to be patient it will be greatly to your advantage. Of course Uranus in your House of Self Worth will have you chomping at the bit and Neptune behind the scenes will continue to make you worry about outcomes, but with Saturn and Pluto trudging slowly across your House of Career you should be okay over the long haul. So…. take a deep breath and……remember…….be nice.

 

Taurus- This week’s Full Moon will be in your House of Dreams, which means the Sun will be in your House of Creativity and the practical sign of Virgo, therefore, if you can keep your nose to the grindstone and stay on point with all your aspirations you should be in good shape when the Moon pulls into adventurous Aries and eventually aligns with Jupiter in your House of Transformation. Saturn and Pluto have been hard taskmasters toward you for a while now, with their tough-minded attitude in your House of Philosophy making all the difference in regards to you taking yourself and what you’re interested in more seriously. As Mercury and Venus enter your House of Work and Routines you could find yourself more popular on the job than ever before………Be willing to take charge of a group, or committee, or even volunteer to give a little something of yourself to someone in need ……..Some initial networking now could bring perks you never imagined!

 

Gemini- The Full Moon this week in your House of Public Image could find you feeling vulnerable, particularly with both the Sun and Mars transiting through your House of Foundations like a pair of building inspectors looking for violations. Luckily both Venus and Mercury will be entering your House of Creativity and the charming sign of Libra, meaning that if you can keep up the appearance of being honest and upright and clean then it might buy you a little time before those inspectors find out just what a slumlord you really are. Sorry for being so blunt, but with Jupiter in your House of Partnerships squaring Neptune in your House of Public Image you have been playing fast and loose with the truth for a while now and it’s time for the chickens to come home to roost. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Transformation probably won’t allow you to be lead away in handcuffs, but get ready to pay for your deceptions.

 

Cancer-The Full Moon this week will be in your House of Philosophy and very close to compassionate Neptune, which will in turn be squaring expansive Jupiter in your House of Work……..Be careful not to let someone on the job drain you by their acting like a victim, this person has made choices (some of which you probably warned them against) and now they have responsibilities. The Sun and Mars are in your House of Communication and as they move into aspect with Jupiter refrain from saying, “I told you so” to someone who deserves it. Instead, follow the lead of Mercury and Venus as they enter the diplomatic sign of Libra. In other words, smile, say you’re sorry, and then try not to let them see you laughing afterwards. That last part is really important because with Uranus in your House of Groups you don’t want to get a reputation for adding insult to injury…….That would make you feel bad and we can’t have that now can we?

 

Leo- With the Sun and Mars in your House of Self Worth you have made some personal decisions as of late and now you’re going to see if you actually did the right thing. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Work have turned things upside down and then right side up again on the job, while Uranus in your House of Career could all of a sudden see your stock rise in the eyes of a superior. As Mercury and Venus enter your House of Communication and the diplomatic sign of Libra, try to roll with your new found celebrity as best you can while this person starts to depend on you and others start to get jealous. Bet you didn’t think doing the right thing in the recent past could turn out so inconveniently, but is it really so bad? You have goals and this new pain in your ass could end up handing you the seat you want at the table. Grin and bear it.

 

Virgo- The Sun and Mars in your sign are providing all the energy you need, while Jupiter at the bottom of your chart is giving you the necessary chutzpah to go after what you want. The question now will be, are you happy to be fighting the good fight for your hopes and dreams? Uranus in your House of Philosophy is probably making you feel like a fish out of water, but who said you were a fish? Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity would suggest you might actually be an amphibian, so get up there on dry land and go for it. Mercury and Venus in your House of Self Worth will likely make you more charming than usual, so make sure you use it to convince your partner (or anyone else who is a doubting Thomas) that you are on your way and they can either jump on the band wagon or else step aside, especially with this week’s Full Moon in your House of Partnerships and Open Enemies. No matter who ends up being there for you, be there for yourself.

 

Libra- With Jupiter transiting through your House of Communication and squaring both the Sun and Mars behind the scenes, you could be very impatient now regarding either a service you requested or a favor you’re in need of being delayed. I know we all want what we want, but with Saturn and Pluto at your Symbolic Foundation aligning with Neptune in your House of Daily Work, perhaps any delays happening now will turn out to be a blessing in disguise? With Uranus in your House of Transformation and a Full Moon in your House of Work, any precipitous activity on your part during this period could serve to make you miss a better opportunity in the near future. But even if that’s not true (or else you don’t want to hear it) Mercury and Venus entering your sign at this time are about movement (and pleasant surprises) so why not just try to have a little faith and look at any potential success that might be coming your way as needing to be a holistic occurrence if it is to be the real thing?

 

Scorpio- If you’ve been feeling any creative urges as of late, this would be a good time to express yourself as this week’s Full Moon will be in your House of Creativity near inspirational Neptune and opposing both the Sun and Mars in your House of Dreams. Sometimes the need to create can be like giving birth or defecating something that just can’t remain inside any longer, but this isn’t one of those times. No, no, no, not as Mercury and Venus slip behind the scenes in your chart and into the aesthetic and beauty oriented sign of Libra. Your need to create during this period will be based on joy, compassion, and the highest ideals. Jupiter in your House of Self Worth will add to this philosophical bent, particularly as the Moon enters Aries and your House of Work later in the week. What you do at this time needs to motivated by love and if that’s what you’re feeling then share it with the world and risk wearing your heart on your sleeve. Whatever you do will still retain some of your usual edge, which is what will make it so engaging and intriguing. Go ahead, let it hurt so good!

 

Sagittarius- This will likely be a week when you’ll have to roll up your sleeves and get down to it, although it probably won’t start out that way. As Mercury and Venus enter your House of Groups everything will probably seem nice and leisurely, yet as these two move into an inconjunct with unpredictable Uranus in your House of Work, some stuff could come up on the job that might just defy believability. Jupiter in your sign could cause you to freak out at first, particularly as he squares both the Sun and Mars in your House of Career. “Why me!” you’ll probably lament, although if you have any ambition at all you’ll see exactly why something malfunctioned that only you can fix…….Saturn and Pluto in your House of Self Worth have been preparing you for this, so as the Full Moon illuminates the depths of your chart let the world see what you’re made of  as you save the day!

 

Capricorn- With the Full Moon this week in your House of Communication and the sensitive sign of Pisces, let the world see what your feeling. Of course you’ll want to seem all professional and on top of it, especially with Mercury and Venus transiting through your House of Public Image, but the simple fact is that people are more intrigued by a show of humanity than a lack of it, simply because the former is the truth and the latter a façade. Uranus in your House of Creativity and Romance will make all your quirkiness irresistible to a certain someone, so go ahead, let your freak flag fly or your inner Woody Allen whine until the cows come in. Jupiter behind the scenes will let everyone around you see in the end that the courage to be vulnerable is the stuff heroes and heroines are made of.  Forget wearing your heart on your sleeve, go all the way, get a damn tat!

 

Aquarius- It is an old Taoist proverb that soft is stronger than hard because soft adjusts and hard simply resists until it breaks. Take this thought to heart as the Full Moon this week glows in your House of Self Worth and the sensitive and compassionate sign of Pisces. With Saturn and Pluto having been behind the scenes now for months challenging everything you know and the Sun and Mars in your House of Transformation now pushing you relentlessly forward, it is very easy for you to currently feel like it’s been war all the time, but it’s not. Your exhaustion comes from your resistance and that’s a hard fact.  Your victory will come on the heels of your acceptance and the adjustments you make concerning what the world needs you to be rather than what you want to force on the world. Success is a cooperative phenomenon that comes from need stimulating effort to ensure more work and further need……As a Poet once wrote, “Let it all go, then comes love.”

 

Pisces- The Full Moon is in your sign this week along with your ruling planet, Neptune, meaning that you could either be as profound as the ocean or as lost as a ship in a fog. The Sun and Mars will be in your House of Relationships and the critical sign of Virgo where they will square expansive Jupiter in your House of Public Image, meaning that you might very well hear either kudos or complaints depending on whether those around you can figure out where you’re coming from. Erratic Uranus in your House of Communication won’t likely help any of this, particularly if you end up changing your mind on a prior commitment (which is a given with you most of the time). Don’t let your usual spaciness result in someone who’s always been there for you being left in an awkward position where they will look foolish, or worse, dishonest. Follow the lead of Mercury and Venus as they enter your House of Transformation and the diplomatic sign of Libra; finish what you agreed to and then wait until it’s on your dime before you start changing your life.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #96 Weekly Horoscopes for 8/12-8/18, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 8/12-8/18, 2019

 

 Aries- As the Sun and Venus cakewalk through your House of Fun this week and oppose a Full Moon in your House of Dreams it may be hard for you to take much of anything seriously right now. Add to this jolly trio an inconjunct of Neptune behind the scenes and it would probably be a good idea for you to hang up the “Gone Fishin’” sign and then get out of town for a bit. With 4 retrograde planets now and two of them in your House of Career it looks like everything will be pretty much on hold until September comes knocking. In the meantime, give yourself a break and relax. Once Saturn and Pluto get going direct there will be enough on your career plate to stress you for a good long time so catch some R & R while you can.

 

Taurus- With Uranus in your sign squaring Mercury in your House of Home and the proud sign of Leo, your comfort zone will likely be seriously challenged this week. Mercury won’t be alone in this inconvenience as the Sun and Venus are also in your Home Area and they will be opposing a Full Moon in your House of Public Image, meaning that this shit show is not going to just be about you so make sure you’re a team player now and not a selfish complainer. When Mars passes out of dramatic Leo and enters practical Virgo by the end of the week you’ll likely have wrangled any looming problems and be well on your way to a solution. With Saturn and Pluto retrograde now in your House of Philosophy now is the time to seriously commit to any necessary repairs or renovations that have been lingering. Remember, “an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.”

 

Gemini- As the Sun, Venus, Mars, and Mercury all pass through your House of Communication and the blustery sign of Leo, you’ll likely be working overtime telling folks things are okay when anyone with a brain knows they’re not. You make think your BS is fooling folks, but with Uranus retrograde behind the scenes your anxiety is palpable to everyone around, especially as the planet of anxiety squares Mercury in dramatic Leo. Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Transformation may have any penalties for your transgressions on hold for now, but don’t dare think you’ve dodged a bullet. Jupiter going direct in your House of Partnerships will likely mean if you haven’t been doing “The Right Thing” as of late then perhaps someone else will………So watch out if you have anything you’d like to walk back.

 

Cancer- The Crab is a shy creature, usually content to just dig in and stay out of the way. If that describes you my crustacean friend, then get ready for an awakening as you are dragged out of the surf and into the spotlight by the Sun, Venus, Mars, and Mercury all in your House of Self Worth and the dramatic sign of Leo. All of these fiery planets will be inconjunct to Neptune in your House of Philosophy, so of course being made the center of attention will be nerve wracking, however, that’s what you get for being honest, dependable, and talented, so get used to it. Jupiter going direct in your House of Work and Routines will soon align with Mercury so try and be patient as everyone all of a sudden starts to look to you for leadership……It’s time to face your destiny so try to keep an open mind, after all, you might actually like being the big cheese and could easily get used to it.

 

Leo- With the Sun, Venus, Mars, and Mercury all in your sign now the party is at your House my regal friend so get ready to hold court, particularly with a Full Moon this week in your opposing sign of Aquarius, which rules the Collective and, in your case right now, the adoring public. This doesn’t necessarily mean you’re going to get famous, it might just be a matter of everyone you know simultaneously deciding that you’re their favorite person and they just want to show it. Jupiter going direct in your House of Fun could be just what it takes to put all this over the top and if it’s all about three cheers for you, then what is it exactly you’re worried about? Generally this will be a feel good time for you so try to relax and enjoy it. After all, you deserve it, don’t you?

 

Virgo- When Mars enters your sign at the end of the week there are two effects possible. The first is that you’ll become hypercritical (probably of yourself, which is bad) and the second is that you’ll get a burst of energy to fix anything and everything that’s broken(which is good). Leading up to this event of Mars changing signs you also will have a stellium of planets behind the scenes in the proud sign of Leo, which in turn will all be aligning nicely with Jupiter at the bottom of your chart, meaning that you’re starting to feel some real growing pains now and that might be a really good thing as far as motivating you. Since Saturn and Pluto have been camping out for a while in your House of Creativity, you probably haven’t been feeling much pep in your step so what I’ve been talking about here may just represent the inspiration that has been missing for you…… Ra, ra, ra, sis, boom, bah, if you know what I mean?

 

Libra- As the Sun, Venus, Mars, and Mercury transit now through your House of Groups and Dreams and the Full Moon opposes them all from your House of Creativity, you might finally get some recognition for all the hard work you’ve been doing since, well, forever! Jupiter in your House of Communication is finally direct and since the King of the Planets rules long distance stuff, whatever acknowledgements you do get now could come from a long way off, which is good if it means you’re getting acknowledged nationwide (or even internationally). Saturn and Pluto have been putting you through some challenges for quite a long time so if good news ends up coming now and there are rewards for what you’ve done then perhaps you’ll finally come to understand how all you’ve been through has been worth it……..Every stinking bit of it……Hahaha!!!

 

Scorpio- You could find yourself quite in demand now as the Sun, Venus, Mars, and Mercury all transit through your House of Public Image and the charismatic sign of Leo to oppose a Full Moon at the bottom of your chart. Some of this recognition could come from your family who, up until now, has pretty much made a life’s work out of underestimating you. Well, the surprise is on them as they come to realize they could all learn a bit from how you’ve dealt with life. Jupiter direct should ad to this new appreciation of you as he moves through your House of Self Worth and you find people looking to you for leadership. Of course you may think this is just about them needing someone to dump off responsibility on, but take a closer look. You’ve come a long way baby and if some of your dumb ass relatives can manage see that why can’t you?

 

Sagittarius- Sometimes you Centaurs can really get the wrong ideas in your head, however, with the Sun, Venus, Mars, and Mercury all in your House of Philosophy and aligning with Jupiter direct in your sign, this isn’t one of those times. You may actually be seeing yourself clearly for the first time in a while and if you’re surprised at how good you look in the mirror then the truth of who and what you are may have finally found a way to get through your thick skull. Well, maybe that’s a little harsh, but since Saturn and Pluto have been in your House of Self Worth (a long, long time) you have been so hard on yourself that nothing less than a good whack in the head could have ever got you to see things in the proper light. With that in mind, if it looks like stuff is starting to get better then assume you’ve already taken your licking and now you’re ready to keep right on ticking!

 

Capricorn- The Sun, Venus, Mars, and Mercury are all going through your House of Transformation now and as they oppose a full Moon in Aquarius mid-week in your House of Self Worth the time may have finally come for your make-over from a mild mannered reporter at a small metropolitan newspaper into a Super Hero. Saturn and Pluto in your sign have been grooming you for this, although it’s probably felt more like they’ve been torturing you, but of course that’s the stuff from which heroes (and heroines) are made. As Mercury quickly approaches a square to Uranus retrograde in your House of Creativity you may actually surprise yourself (like Neo in the Matrix) when you discover that when something’s on the line you will deliver far beyond anyone’s expectations.

 

Aquarius- With a Full Moon this week in your sign opposing the Sun, Venus, Mars, and Mercury in your House of Relationships, the big issue for you now is being appreciated for all you do. Uranus retrograde in your House of Family will be squared by Mercury for most of the week, which could bring about some fireworks if you find you’ve reached the end of your rope regarding a relative’s inconsiderate behavior. Saturn and Pluto retrograde behind the scenes have asked you to be patient about how fast things should change on the home front, but now with Jupiter going direct in your House of Groups the time has come for you to put your foot down when it comes to selfish behavior that directly takes advantage of you. And if anyone doesn’t like it, simply remind them how lucky they are that you’re putting your foot down instead of up their ass. Amen.

 

Pisces- The Sun, Venus, Mars, and Mercury are all passing through your House of Work so if your employment (or lack thereof) is an issue, the only way things will get better is if you’re willing to get out there and make your voice heard. All of the planets in your Work house are in the prideful sign of Leo, so if your lack of accomplishment is embarrassing you then so be it, because the only way anything is going to change is if it becomes a matter of pride for you. There will also be a Full Moon behind the scenes this week opposite all your work stuff, meaning that perhaps the powers that be are waiting to be impressed before they’re willing to offer you a cup of coffee. If you think about it that’s not such a bad deal, after all, it’s better to know you earned something than to have to worry about what someone may want on the back end for doing you a favor.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #86 Weekly Horoscopes for 5/20-5/26, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 5/20-5/26, 2019

 

 Aries- As Mars enters the security oriented sign of Cancer and your House of Symbolic Foundations to align with Venus and Uranus in your House of Self Worth, you could find yourself speculating about possible rainy days ahead and what you might do to avert them. Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Career will also have you thinking about where your career might be going, especially with Neptune behind the scenes causing you to wonder if you want to continue along the path you’ve been on. As Mercury enters the Communication oriented sign of Gemini and the House it naturally rules, this could be the perfect time for you to start exploring the possibilities of doing what you’d like to for a living instead of what you have been doing just to make ends meet. As the Lunar Arc crosses your Mid-heaven make sure to get out there and explore the possibilities, you might be exactly what someone is looking for.

 

Taurus- Venus in your sign will have you desiring the best for yourself at this time, while Uranus in your sign and Mars in your House of Communication could find you all too willing to fight about it if anyone tries to deny your naturally materialistic nature. With both the Sun and Mercury entering the quixotic and chatty sign of Gemini, try to channel any frustration you may be feeling about what’s not working out for you now into some challenging mental exercise, perhaps in the form of a hobby or taking a class on something you’ve always wondered about but never took the time for. Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Philosophy aligning with Neptune in your House of Dreams could steer you toward an artistic endeavor, especially since Venus in your sign is already activating your good taste and you’re feeling particularly inspired; go for it!

 

Gemini-The Sun will enter your sign this week officially marking the beginning of Gemini season, during which time it will be aided and abetted by Mercury, the planet of both Communication and Business as well as your sign’s ruler. If you’re feeling ambitious (or insecure) this could be a particularly frenetic time for you as Uranus and Venus together behind the scenes will be flaming your desire for the good things in life while Mars in your House of Self Worth will have you feeling like life isn’t worth living unless you have the best of everything. This type of manifest destiny is what topples empires so be careful, although with both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Transformation you won’t be getting anything in the near future that you haven’t earned so, rather than drive yourself crazy, why don’t you instead try to calm yourself down with something like meditation or tai chi? Or perhaps even thinking about someone else besides yourself?

 

Cancer- Mars entering your sign this week should give you a burst of energy, especially as it aligns nicely with Venus and Uranus in your House of Dreams making you feel like you’re ready to give yourself a break from the trials and tribulations of taking care of the whole world by yourself. While escaping is a nice notion, we both know that you will continue to feel like everyone’s good time is dependent upon you, meaning you’ll probably channel that Mars energy into making damn sure everyone has what they need so you don’t go crazy listening to them complain. Sound nutty? Welcome to the cave of logic the crab creates by digging itself into the surf. Saturn and Pluto retrograde together in your House of Relationships aligning with Neptune in your House of Long Distance travels could find you both enjoying some time away and missing a loved one at the same time. We’re back to the crab digging itself into the beach so, if you can get to the shore why don’t you join your crustacean totem for a swim and get back to where this all started regarding you enjoying yourself.

 

Leo- With Venus and Uranus in your House of Career this week you could be exactly what someone has been looking for, however, don’t be too available just yet. Make sure to ask yourself, are they what you’ve been looking for? Mars behind the scenes in the sensitive sign of Cancer could have you feeling insecure, which might find you willing to settle for less just to be liked. Really? While Neptune in your House of Transformation is about letting go, that doesn’t mean disappearing into the shadow of someone else’s ego, particularly as the God of the Sea is aligning nicely with the rock of Gibraltar twins, Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Work, who are asking you to change like a rock erodes; slow and steady, in no rush to give in, but going with the flow. This is about your confidence baby……as the saying goes, “Strength bides its time while weakness feels a need to act.”

 

Virgo- Lots of things around you are changing at this time but the question is, are you changing? With four major planets now at the top of your chart, Venus and Uranus in your House of Philosophy and the Sun and Mercury about to enter your House of Career, what are you currently doing to manifest some of those gold plated dreams you like to strategize about? Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity and Neptune in  your House of Partnerships would suggest that you can’t conquer the world by yourself at this time, but on the other hand are you the best playmate you can be? Jupiter retrograde in your House of Foundations would indicate that some renovation is needed before you can start to build your stairway to heaven, yet are you willing to break your ego down to the studs to facilitate a complete overhaul of not only how the world sees you but how you see yourself? A word to the wise, our ability to accept help depends on whether or not we feel deserving. Chew on that for a while.

 

Libra- Mars has just crossed your Mid-Heaven so you may surprise a few people at this time by acting more like an Aries than a stereotypical Libra. Whether this is good or bad will have a lot to do with how deeply you may want something as both Venus and Uranus graze in the sign of Taurus and your House of Transformation. After all, a bull can be a lot like a cow until you wave a red flag in its face. Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Foundations have either taught you some patience over the last year or not and you’ll no doubt find out which when Neptune in your House of Daily Routines either delivers your expectations on time or fails to do so. The Lunar Arc this week will progress from your House of Communications (where it meets Jupiter retrograde) to your House of Creativity, meaning success for you now could be more about the process than the result. Ordinarily this would not be a problem for a Libra, so remember who you are.

 

Scorpio- With Venus and Uranus in your House of Partnerships activating Mars entering your House of Philosophy, the success of your interactions with others at this time will not be about acceptance or passivity, but rather about your ability to take action, meaning you’ll need to either extend an olive branch or take the tiger by the tail in order to break through some people’s ambivalence (or games). You’re in control now (whether you realize it or not) so leadership skills will be more valuable to you at this time than simple good manners or being agreeable. That’s not to say that Creativity won’t offer you an advantage as well, especially as Neptune in your House of Creativity aligns with Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Communications and you’re able to figure out ahead of time exactly what someone wants to hear and then find an inventive way not to placate them. To be so unapologetically real is a big step for you now, so take it, and enjoy a new bullshit free relationship with the world.

 

Sagittarius- Whatever you’re hoping to change right now should be helped along magnificently as Mars enters your House of Transformation, particularly if you’re looking to improve a process at work or perhaps even streamline your body. Doing it with someone else could also be to your advantage, as both the Sun and Mercury will be entering your House of Partnerships, so hire yourself an assistant or find an exercise buddy. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Self Worth aligning with Neptune in your House of Foundation is about fundamental change, and fundamental is a word combining both fun and mental, meaning that it is just as important to enjoy whatever you’re doing as it is to get the results you desire, especially if the whole process is supposedly to feel better about yourself. Meanwhile, Jupiter retrograde in your sign should help with the whole philosophical point of view that it is the journey not the destination that’s important. In other words, just keeping putting one foot in front of the other and you’ll eventually get there.

 

Capricorn- As Mars enters your House of Relationships and moves into an alignment with Venus and Uranus in your House of Romance, expect the unexpected this week, particularly in the legendary Battle of the Sexes. With Saturn and Pluto in your sign for a good long time now you have been reconstructing yourself for a while, so perhaps it’s finally time to get out there and see how you interact with the other kids? Of course someone special may stand out from the others, just try not to get nervous. They’re probably not following you around because they’re a hit man and someone’s taken a contract out on you, more likely it’s because they find you attractive. The Sun and Mercury moving into the social sign of Gemini and your House of Health may be trying to tell you that if you want to start feeling better about life, then perhaps you should try embracing it instead of requiring it to find you like a private detective. Jupiter retrograde behind the scenes is like a big dog who’s been raised with little dogs and doesn’t realize its size, meaning you should get out there and start practicing how to stretch into your true self. After all, you never know who might try to pet you while you’re working it out….. Woof! Woof!

 

Aquarius- As Mars enters your House of Work and aligns with both Venus and Uranus in your House of Home, this could be the perfect time to start those desperately needed repairs in your house or apartment that you’ve been avoiding.  Saturn and Pluto retrograde behind the scenes may reveal there’s a lot more wrong here than you realize, so the quicker you get to it the less likely it will be that something turns into an emergency. Neptune in your House of Self Worth could have a dual effect on you now, either making you lazy or inventive. Assuming that you’re not sick or unhappy, if getting motivated is a problem for you at this time, then simply let yourself be influenced by someone who is pressing you to get something done, you may end up thanking them later on for being an inadvertent muse. After all, whatever doesn’t annoy you lets you become complacent.

 

Pisces- You may have recently caught someone’s eye who thinks that you’re just the most…….So what do you plan to do about it? Mars entering your House of Romance and aligning with Venus and Uranus in your House of Communication is all about the Look of Love, so if you recognize it then let your imagination run around as scantily clad as possible, after all, with Neptune in your sign now romance should come as second nature to you. As the Sun and Mercury enter your Foundation Area you could be feeling as free as a bird or as flaky as a box of Kellogg’s, just don’t let yourself get swept away so far you forget who you are and what your real life responsibilities entail. Saturn and Pluto aligning with Neptune now could see you very close to completing a project that has been lingering for a long time, just make sure the aforementioned romance occurs only after you’ve crossed the finish line with any work that needs to be done.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #82 Weekly Horoscopes for 4/22-4/28, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 4/22-4/28, 2019

 

 Aries- Mercury and Venus in your sign should make you a bit of a chatty Kathy this week, especially since Mars (your ruling planet) is also in your House of Communication. At the same time, the Sun will be conjunct with Uranus in your House of Self Worth, perhaps transforming an initial desire for chit-chat into some downright outspokenness. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Public Image is about loss and gain, so maybe it’s about time for you to shed an inherited image that is safe and exchange it for one that represents the truth of who you are? Neptune behind the scenes could have you doubting yourself and worrying if anyone could ever love you as you really are, but there’s only one way to find out, and with Jupiter retrograde in your House of Philosophy don’t necessarily assume things can’t or won’t change from what they were.

 

Taurus- With the Sun and Uranus currently in your sign you may seem more rebellious than those around you are used to, however, with Mercury and Venus behind the scenes your desire is not to simply disrupt things, but to actually create a better situation for everyone involved. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Philosophy and Neptune in your House of Groups are the brain trust and humanitarian force behind your recent uncharacteristic aggressiveness, and as they work together be willing to push the envelope in a matter that you’re convinced needs to change. You’re the visionary here so don’t let someone else with an ax to grind talk you into thinking you need to examine your conscience. “I see said the blind man, but he couldn’t see at all.”

 

Gemini- Mars in your sign is making you feel invincible and Mercury in the aggressive sign of Aries is probably causing you to shoot your mouth off more than you should. I know you’re feeling it, but don’t be surprised if there’s some scorching blow back as a result. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Transformation will require you to be responsible for everything you say, which should not be taken lightly, especially with Neptune in your House of Public Image creating an air of suspicion as to what your actual motives may be.  The Sun and Uranus behind the scenes could be either an “I don’t give a shit” attitude on your part, or someone else’s “Screw You” sentiments, neither one though bodes well for a stable and balanced future if you stay on your current course.

 

Cancer- The landscape all around you is changing so it’s time to change your M.O. as well. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Partnerships is about letting shit go and building a new future, while Neptune in your House of Philosophy is about enlightenment, meaning you’re no longer the person you were so don’t go thinking things will always turn out the way they once did. Mercury and Venus in your House of Career should motivate you to get out there and start looking for opportunities, while at the same time the Sun and Uranus in your House of Groups will be motivating you to get out there and proudly “Do You”…..whatever that may mean. Mars behind the scenes could be either a distraction or a motivating force, so let’s hope Jupiter retrograde in your House of Work will help you to understand your recent experiences so that you’ll be able to use their lessons wisely.

 

Leo- What do you want to be when you grow up? You may be doing one thing to pay the bills, while at the same time dreaming or dabbling in something else to satisfy your soul. With the Sun and Uranus in your House of Career, now would be a good time to explore a secret (or not so secret) passion and see if you can make a buck at it. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Work will prevent you from getting too crazy with this, while at t he same time Neptune in your House of Transformation will help you to explore the possibility of experimenting with a vision in order to see if it’s a possibility for the future. The mantra of Mercury and Venus in your House of Philosophy will be, “Why not?” while at the same time Mars in your House of Dreams will be saying, “Go for it.” With that much popular opinion in favor for trying something new, how can you not run your idea up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes it?

 

Virgo- If it feels like a fog has enveloped you and a partner so that almost nothing seems clear anymore in your interactions then it probably means that Neptune in your House of Relationships is calling in its I.O.U’s. If you would hope to keep this situation under your control, then communication will be imperative. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Romance were initially the culprits who brought this whole subject up, although now that it’s in crisis mode these two will also offer the insights to deal with any issues that you thought Neptune would help you sweep under the rug. Mercury and Venus in your House of Transformation is about directly acknowledging how you and your partner are different and why this has secretly annoyed both of you to no end. It’s strange that things have gotten to this point, especially since your differences were initially what drew you to one another. It’s a thin line between love and hate, so try and be mathematical and imagine an infinite line…..Then work to stay on it.

 

Libra- The Sun and Uranus in your House of Transformation are compelling you now to move forward into uncharted territories, and although you are not entirely sure of where it is you’re going, somehow it feels right…..or does it? If change brought what we already knew then it wouldn’t be change, would it? Saturn and Pluto have been rebuilding you from the inside out for a while and Neptune has been disappearing things out of your life like a fist when you open your hand, but to what end? Who’s to say, although with Mercury and Venus in your House of Partnerships and Mars in your House of Philosophy you should be willing to let yourself be influenced by situations and ideas that don’t seem so cut and dry in order to develop some new ideas of your own. “Cha, cha, cha, changes……turn and face the strain.”

 

Scorpio- As Mars passes through your House of Transformation and squares Neptune in your House of Fun, it would be very easy for you now to fall into a funk about your current circumstances. On the other hand, Mercury and Venus in your House of Health and the Sun and Uranus in your House of Relationships are working overtime together to counteract any hang dog attitude you might currently possess by instead providing an antidote of love and support that should end up lasting you far longer than whatever challenges you may be currently facing. In addition, Saturn and Pluto are pitching in to help you rebuild in this unstable time as they transform the illusions of Neptune and Mars into the brick and mortar of a new life that lies ahead. “Do not go gentle into that good night, rage, rage against the dying of the light.”

 

Sagittarius- Jupiter retrograde now in your sign marks a time when reflection on certain matters would serve you well. Let’s begin with Neptune transiting through your House of Home and Family. This could be a particularly insidious influence, especially since it is now squaring Mars in your House of Relationships, meaning that it would be very important for you  to consider how your family’s demands over the years has influenced your current relationship (or lack thereof). Contrast that with Mercury and Venus going through your House of Fun and Romance, which are in beneficial aspect to the aforementioned Mars in your Relationships area, and maybe the time has come for you to acknowledge all you’ve denied yourself because of another’s needs? Saturn and Pluto in your House of Self Worth are there for you as well if you decide you want to experiment with some tough love (for them) and TLC (for you). Do it and it will be so.

 

Capricorn- I’m going to keep it upbeat this week, I promise. Let’s start off with the Sun and Uranus in your House of Creativity and Romance. So, what do you want, creative freedom or a stimulating fling? Either is within the realm of possibilities with these two if you’re willing to get out there and engage. On the other hand, Jupiter retrograde behind the scenes may have you feeling a little guilty about indulging yourself, but since that’s your usual M.O. all Mercury and Venus would have to say to that is “boring” as they align with virile Mars in your House of Health to promote the age old maxim, “All work and no play makes Jack (Jill) a dull boy (girl). The Moon will begin it’s Lunar Arc this week in your sign, but as the days go by it will progress into your Houses of Self Worth and Communication respectively, thereby motivating you to get out there and engage, which brings us back to where we started with the Sun and Uranus…….Party!!!

 

Aquarius- You usually have lots of ideas, but this week with Mars in your House of Creativity aligning with Mercury and Venus in your House of Communication the time has come for you to focus on one thing and run with it. Of course Neptune in your House of Self Worth will make the argument not to limit yourself, but the reality is that the time has come for you to deal with the Psychology of how you avoid testing your confidence by being unwilling to focus on one thing at a time and then seeing it through. Deep, huh? The Sun and Uranus going through your House of Foundations could help a lot with this, but of course you’ll have to face what the nature of rebellion has really been about for you; needing to be yourself, or needing the attention of others? Go ahead, sit down, would you like a glass of water? I know this is a lot.

 

Pisces- Your desire for change is strong right now, almost as strong as your fear of it. Which of the two will win? Mars at your Foundation is shaking things up, but as long as it squares Neptune in your sign you won’t leave your comfort zone. On the other hand, Mercury and Venus in your House of Self Worth are tickling you and creating an itch that must be scratched. The Sun and Uranus together in Taurus now are a revolutionary pair, however revolution for its own sake is madness, there must also be an overall holistic need to change and then the subsequent turmoil becomes the process of natural selection instead of the process of destruction. Jupiter in your House of Career has you dreaming (and longing) but since the King of the Planets is retrograde now, perhaps he’s urging you to err on the side of caution and be patient for the time being with the process of change rather than the mere fantasies results?

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #81 Weekly Horoscopes for 4/15-4/21, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 4/15-4/21, 2019

 

 Aries- With Mercury and Venus both entering your sign this week, plus a Full Moon in partnership oriented Libra, it would be a good idea for you to be out there schmoozing it up and being fabulous. The Sun entering your House of Self Worth and joining hands with Uranus is a further indication that not only do you need to be out there, but it is also imperative for you to be doing your own thing. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Career have been putting you through some steps as of late, however, the ability to dot every “i” and cross every “t” in whatever you’re doing will eventually bring you all your hoped for rewards in due time. Mars in your House of Communication and the adaptable sign of Gemini would further indicate a need to remain flexible……so let’s see that stretch……one, two…..one two.

 

Taurus- As the week develops, there may be a slight disconnect between what you’d like to do and what you have to do. Mercury and Venus behind the scenes will have you daydreaming of everything from sitting on the beach with a piña colada to watching a great performance at Lincoln Center, while the Full Moon in your House of Work and Routines will be providing a steady stream of responsibilities that will demand your attention. What could make this even more stressful is that the Sun will be entering your sign this week and conjuncting rebellious Uranus, an aspect under which it will be very hard for to do anything you’re not feeling. The ultimate determinant though may turn out to be Saturn and Pluto in your House of Philosophy enforcing that old school work ethic you were raised with……Heave ho….O-lee-o…….Heave ho…..O-lee-o.

 

Gemini- Mars in your sign is certainly giving you a boost right now although the question is, are you using this energy to pull things together or are you just getting distracted? Mercury and Venus entering your House of Groups will no doubt see you in demand and busy, busy, busy, while the Full Moon in your House of Creativity could require you to partner up with someone you generally don’t like but who could really end up helping you. The Sun and Uranus coming together behind the scenes could make it very hard for you to pretend to be something you’re not, although with Neptune in your House of Public Image no one really knows who you are anyway, right? Best to err here on the side of caution here and let Jupiter retrograde in your House of Partnerships lead you to a more enlightened way of dealing with people……In other words, don’t act like you know everything when you don’t.

 

Cancer- With Mercury and Venus entering your House of Public Image this week you will be sparkling more than usual. Combine that with the Full Moon in Libra and you could end up being quite popular now. Jupiter retrograde in your House of Health will likely have you focusing on your appearance, so if you’d like to lose some weight or be in better shape now is the time to get some beneficial routines going. Mars behind the scenes will probably be spurring you on to get a million things done, while Neptune in your House of Philosophy could be making you feel like you’re not getting anything done. The truth is somewhere in the middle, so just make sure you’re doing what you think is important, especially since The Sun meeting up with Uranus in your House of Dreams won’t let you waste your time if you’re not feeling it.

 

Leo- As Venus and Mercury enter your House of Philosophy and The Sun and Uranus come together in your House of Public Image, you may just stop giving a shit what other people think of you and finally start being serious about how you think of yourself. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Routines have been dumping a lot of changes in your way and at the same time Neptune in your House of Transformation has turned you into a bit of a doormat in so far as not wanting to step on anyone’s toes. Subservient doesn’t fit your sign very well, so why don’t you try listening to Mars in your House of Groups as he tries to light a fire under your ass in regards to pushing back for your own self interests? The Full Moon will be passing through the Via Combusta or “Fiery Way” this week, so continue speaking softly if you’d like, but make sure you also have a big stick handy and you’re willing to use it.

 

Virgo- With Neptune in your House of Relationships aligning with Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity, you may be thinking to yourself, “I’ve been following the rules like a good camper and being patient for a while, yet nothing seems to be changing? If that’s the case then as The Sun and Uranus come together in your House of Philosophy and Mercury and Venus enter your House of Transformation, it may just be time for you to give someone the finger and do what you damn well feel like. Why not? Being patient wasn’t a waste, so don’t feel foolish, instead you were actually building momentum so that the finger you’ve just expressed yourself with will be more like a “tally-ho” than a “shove it” and, since we all know how important it is for you to be nice, that means you’ll actually get the chance to have your cake and eat it too. You go girl (or guy)!!!

 

Libra- As the Moon goes gloriously full this week at a karmic degree in your sign and Mercury and Venus enter your House of Partnerships, be willing to reach out a little more than you’re used to; you might just get a surprise. The Sun and Uranus will be joining together in your House of Transformation, so make sure you’re not looking at needing help as a sign of weakness, after all, those two together are entirely about uniqueness and innovation, meaning that people may be willing to be of assistance to you because you can benefit them as well. As Mars in your House of Philosophy pulls ever closer to Neptune in your House of Work, you may feel a sense of foreboding, like you’re heading in the wrong direction or something is going to go awry. Try to keep in mind that those two are the glass half empty twins and every wise person knows the glass is neither half empty nor half full…..it’s just half. If you don’t believe me then ask Saturn and Pluto in your House of Foundation, those two have been downloading a whole lot of reality to you over the past months. Try to breathe and keep the faith.

 

Scorpio- Mercury and Venus entering your House of Health this week could bring you some good news if you’ve been feeling under the weather. Combine that with a Full Moon behind the scenes in the balanced sign of Libra and you may actually find that for the first time in a while you have hope for a better future, even if right now you don’t really feel all that great. The Sun and Uranus in your House of Partnerships could see you doing a 360 in a friendship, especially if another person hasn’t really been all that much of a friend recently in your time of need. After all, you can do bad all by yourself.  Jupiter retrograde in your House of Self Worth may have you looking at life a lot differently now as you contemplate all you’ve been through recently, while Mars (your ruling planet) in your House of Death and Transformation is there to get you through this, just try to take it easy and let the healing begin.

 

Sagittarius- As Jupiter goes retrograde in your sign this may be a time when you have to take one step back before you can go two steps forward. Mercury and Venus will be entering your House of Creativity and as they offer you a flood of new ideas, the Full Moon in your House of Dreams and the balanced sign of Libra will require you to do some editing first before charging forward with any inspirations. The Sun and Uranus in your House of Routines could find you either streamlining one of your daily drudgeries or abandoning it all together, after all, sometimes progress is about getting rid of shit that’s in the way instead of just adding something new because you’re bored. Of course Saturn and Pluto are still there in your House of Self Worth, so if you can keep in mind that less is more perhaps a little more self confidence will be your pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

 

Capricorn- I promise that this week I won’t mention Saturn and Pluto in your sign……whoops, sorry. What you no doubt need is some inspiration, right? Okay, then let’s discuss this week’s Full Moon in your House of Career, especially since it’s opposing both Mercury and Venus entering your House of Foundations, meaning that if you can work yourself up into being a little more social than usual there could be some real surprises in store. The Sun and Uranus are coming together in your House of Creativity and Fun, so if you’re feeling inspired to write your masterpiece or drink a whole bottle of wine by yourself then do it (preferably not together though if you ever want to look at what you did afterwards and not feel dumb). But I digress, after all, we’re talking about hope here, right? With Mars in your House of Health if you really want to feel better you oughta just go out and exercise; run around, chop some wood, just don’t let shit fester inside you right now, okay?

 

Aquarius- Has anyone ever accused you of not listening? I mean why would they, right? But just for arguments sake let’s just say that someone at some time has said that to you. Well, with the Full Moon this week in your House of Philosophy opposing Mercury and Venus in your House of Communication, you may just be more inclined to use your ears now rather than your voice. In fact, with Saturn and Pluto behind the scenes you should be especially sharp at this time so, if someone does try to sell you any snake oil you’ll be able to deconstruct their BS immediately, provided of course you were listening. Now do you get it? It’s not about letting anyone else take center stage away from you, instead it’s about Jedi mind tricks and breaking out of your comfort zone, which The Sun and Uranus will be right there to help you with. Mr. Saturn hasn’t shared a Haiku in a while, but here’s one for you;

 

“The Silence is the

Teacher whose approval we

Most benefit from”

 

Pisces- As Mercury and Venus go through your House of Self Worth, you may feel a burning need to express your opinion in a touchy situation, however, with the Full Moon in your House of Sharing it may be the better part of valor for you to keep your mouth shut and let someone else discover something on their own time. As The Sun and Mars move through your House of Communication and Short Journey’s, take their iconoclastic lead if you really need to do something and then perhaps choose to exit a situation rather than making comments that will no doubt lead to further heated words. Mars going through your Foundation Area and moving into a testy angle with Neptune could find you feeling pessimistic about whether or not you’re being understood by someone close. At this point we’re back to where we started, so I guess you’ll just have to bite your tongue and be patient.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #75 Weekly Horoscopes for 3/4-3/10, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 3/4- 3/10, 2019

 

 Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars.

Hey Republicans! A word to the wise; listen to Michael Cohen and don’t be like him. It’s not too late.

 

Aries- This could be a week when you hard charging Rams are forced to become a little more reflective than usual, especially as Mercury goes station/retrograde behind the scenes in the sensitive sign of Pisces where it will meet up with a New Moon, the Sun, and Neptune, all of them combining to bring out your touchy, feely and/or insecure side. Mars going through your House of Self Worth might make you try to counteract these vulnerable feelings by applying a disproportionate amount of emotional significance to something material, however, try not to. As Mr. Saturn would say, “Be careful what you think you want it can only be just what it is.” As Saturn inches closer to Pluto in your House of Career don’t fear confronting all those insecurities you usually try to hide. By letting go you ‘re creating the space for your dreams to enter.

 

Taurus- As Mars plows through your House of Self Worth and aligns with the Sun and Neptune in your House of Dreams this is the time for you to put in the work necessary to turn a long held fantasy into a reality. When unpredictable and revolutionary Uranus enters your sign this week he will square Venus in your House of Career, meaning perhaps that as you get closer to that aforementioned ideal you might just make the same discovery that Dorothy made when she finally met the Wizard of Oz. That doesn’t mean you’ll be disappointed, on the contrary, you may instead get a very valuable lesson on both looking up to others and your own self worth.  Jupiter in your House of Transformation will help you to sort all of this out, but not until you’ve worked through all the uncomfortable details; such is the price of success.

 

Gemini- When volatile Uranus enters your House of Confinement to join aggressive Mars it may end up feeling like your whole world is crashing down as a stable situation you once took for granted suddenly turns out to be a rapidly changing landscape. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Transformation will be all about following the rules, so if you haven’t been doing that up until now, don’t try to lie your way out of it. The Sun and Neptune in your House of Public Image may buy you a little time with excuses and delaying tactics, however, once Mercury goes through it’s retrograde period (which starts early this week) the chickens will come home to roost in about three weeks if it turns out you have been playing a little too fast and loose. Mr. Saturn’s advice? Make sure you have a good lawyer.

 

Cancer- Mercury going retrograde this week in your House of Philosophy might have you thinking about the past and the things you could have done differently. The Sun and Neptune are in the same house and as they align with Saturn and Pluto in your House of Relationships it may just turn out that you have learned your lessons about dealing with others and are finally ready to turn over a new leaf. Mars is in your House of Groups and the stable sign of Taurus and as he joins with unpredictable Uranus you might just end up being surprised to see that someone has been noticing all that hard work you’ve been doing and thinks you deserve a reward, especially with Venus entering your House of Transformation and Other People’s Money…..just sayin’.

 

Leo- Acceptance could be the key for you this week as Mercury goes retrograde in your House of Death and Transformation and a whole host of memories come out of the past to haunt you. The Sun and Neptune are also in that house and as they align with Saturn and Pluto in your House of Health you may finally begin to realize how much repressing your feelings has had a major negative impact on your quality of life. Of course this sounds obvious, but you’re a fixed sign and, well, you can be a little obtuse at times. The important thing is that you let go of patterns within yourself that no longer work so that there will be room for some new realizations in your life. When Uranus enters your House of Public Image to join Mars and square Venus, these realizations will likely arrive whether you’re ready or not, so don’t be surprised at the reactions of those who are still expecting the old you.

 

Virgo- As Blondie used to sing, “Dreaming’s for free,” however reality always costs something. When Mercury goes retrograde this week in your House of Relationships it will be accompanied by both the Sun and Neptune, meaning that whatever you believed a particular association was about may not be what it’s about now. Uranus entering your House of Philosophy to join Mars could add quite a bit of disappointment and volatility to this situation, although that might not necessarily be a bad thing, particularly if you can utilize that energy through the influence of Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity to transform it from disappointment to adaptability and move this association to it’s next level. Like Rick say’s to Louis in Casablanca, “This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

 

Libra- “The truth in a vessel is not in the amount it contains, rather it’s in the sum of what’s served.” As Mercury goes retrograde in your House of Routines try and look back on your past exchanges with those who are close to you. The Sun and Neptune aligning with Saturn and Pluto at your Foundation and Mars in your House of Transformation will be giving you a lesson now in the necessary give and take between people or, as Bernie Sanders so aptly put it in his campaign slogan, “Not me, Us.” Jupiter in your House of Thinking is asking you to seek Higher Knowledge, while Venus entering your House of Creativity is showing you the power of a Higher Love. It is important that you contemplate these lessons now in regards to how your sign is represented in an astrological chart by the glyph of a sunset, which is where the day meets the night and the great Unity symbol that is our planet turns from the light of yang to the darkness of yin and back again. Namaste.

 

Scorpio- Uranus entering your House of Relationships at this time to join Mars could really upset the apple cart for you now, especially as Uranus squares Venus at your Symbolic Foundation. Your current circumstances are allowing you no time for those who would waste such a precious commodity, especially as the Lunar Arc this week moves through your Houses of Family, Creativity, and Health and you review what all those things now mean to you at this point in your life. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Communication aligning with the Sun and Neptune in your House of Creativity will have you seeking a more spiritual way of being, and with Mercury going retrograde in the inspired sign of Pisces you will undoubtedly be quite pragmatic about those in your life who are pretending to be something they aren’t. Let philosophical Jupiter in your House of Self Worth lead you inward and upward to the holy sanctuary…. onward intrepid seeker!

 

Sagittarius- Jupiter in your sign is still pumping you up and keeping you enthused, however, when your ruling planet eventually moves on will you have the inspiration to continue feeling good all by yourself? Saturn and Pluto in your House of Self Worth have been pressuring you for a while, but now as they come closer together and align with Mars in the solid sign of Taurus they are instead trying to mentor you into developing some positive habits so that you won’t get derailed in the future. In the grand scheme of things this is about you evolving in an upward spiral rather than you devolving in an inward one. As Uranus moves into your House of Routines it will square Venus entering your House of Communication. What does this mean? Well, how many folks are you still being nice to that bring darkness into your life simply because you think being alone is worse? Meditate on that.

 

Capricorn- With Saturn and Pluto moving closer together in your sign you are no doubt feeling all the changes trying to grab on as you walk by. One of these transformative energies that has managed to get a hold of you involves your emotions as you find yourself feeling things more deeply than ever before, though not in a sentimental way. Mercury going retrograde in the sensitive sign of Pisces and your House of Communication has you more willing to talk about your feelings than ever before, and with the Sun and Neptune in the same place you may also find yourself having an epiphany or two as well. Jupiter behind the scenes is a protective influence at this time, so be willing to let your heart and spirit open in the proper place with the proper people (or person)……..As the song goes, ”I feel it in my fingers/ I feel it in my toes/ The love that’s all around me/ And so the feeling grows.”

 

Aquarius- With both the Moon and Venus currently in your sign you are probably feeling quite magnanimous, although with Uranus  (your ruling planet) entering your Foundation area anything you do toward humanity this week will undoubtedly be in your own idiosyncratic way. The Sun, Neptune, and Mercury retrograde are all in your House of Self Worth, which should provide you with all the insight and creativity you could ask for, while at the same time Saturn and Pluto behind the scenes will keep you on point so that whatever you’re trying to do will actually end up changing something for someone else besides yourself. Jupiter in Sagittarius and your House of Groups can either lead by preaching or lead by example, so make sure you have some alone time this week to determine the difference between the two……after all,

 

“The Silence is the

Teacher whose approval we

Most benefit from”

 

Pisces- The Sun, Neptune, and Mercury retrograde are all in your sign now and as they align with Saturn and Pluto in your House of Dreams this is the time to lay the foundations for where you hope to be in the not too distant future. The one thing you may want to keep in mind with these plans is that whatever it is you think you want should also take into consideration the world around you, that way you will be in harmony with the environment you’re hoping would support your success. To an evolved person this would seem obvious, however, with individualistic Uranus entering your House of Thinking and squaring Venus behind the scenes, it would be very easy to assume that whatever is good for you is automatically good for everyone else. As a result, it’s important that you make an effort to pay attention to the surrounding world and try not to stick your head up you know where.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #74 Weekly Horoscopes for 2/25-3/3, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 2/25-3/3, 2019

 

 Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars.

Bernie has officially declared he’s running for POTUS!!!

“Not me. Us.” Bernie Sanders 2020

 

Aries- Lady Venus will be crossing through your House of Career early this week where she will first square unpredictable Uranus in your sign and then pass into Aquarius to square forceful Mars in your House of Self Worth. Your impatience with what may or may not be going on in your career will neither eliminate nor speed up the necessary process of what must be done; so shut up and do it. Saturn is also in your House of Career and you know he doesn’t play when it comes to responsibilities, so accept what’s happening and then maybe you’ll be able to hear what visionary Neptune is trying to tell you through your intuition…..”Don’t sweat the small stuff, and it’s all small stuff.”

 

Taurus- With Mars chugging through your sign you are definitely ambitious now, and as he squares the Sun in your House of Dreams you might actually even be whistling while you work. Your tune might change though when the Planet of Action squares Venus in the egalitarian sign of Aquarius and your House of Career. This aspect is about me versus we and all the expectations and anger that comes along with that if you’re more concerned with doing what’s best for you than what’s right. Let Saturn in your House of Philosophy help you sort this out as he aspects compassionate Neptune in your House of Groups. This is about seeing the bigger picture and when that can be done then we all gain in stature.

 

Gemini- Venus in your House of Transformation will first square Uranus in your House of Groups and then when she enters into the sign of Aquarius and your House of Philosophy will next square Mars behind the scenes. Someone you thought was out of the picture could come back in with a vengeance and end up making you regret any dirt you may have done to them. Saturn along with Pluto is in your House of Death and as these two get closer the cliché of “Death and Taxes” will take on an insidious new meaning. Perhaps you think you can double talk your way out of this, but as the Sun gets close to Neptune in the sign of Pisces and your House of Career, be careful that you don’t end up hanging yourself with the yarn you’re trying to spin.

 

Cancer- As Venus exits your House of One to One Relationships to enter your House of Death and Transformation she will first square Uranus in your House of Public Image and then square Mars in your House of Friends. Someone who has consistently tried your patience ever since you’ve known them may finally have to go, even if they have been a fixture in your solar system for as long as you can remember. Some people are just knuckle-heads and that’s that. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Relationships aligning with the Sun and Neptune in your House of Philosophy should help you to detach from this individual with a minimum of drama, that is, if you can control the sense of guilt you always seem to get whenever you have to stand up for yourself.

 

Leo- Your interactions with someone on the job may get testy as Venus exits your House of Work and squares eccentric Uranus. You initial reaction may be to rip this person a new orifice, although as Venus enters your House of Relationships and squares Mars in your House of Career you may end up seeing the benefits of being diplomatic, especially if it keeps you from getting fired for homicide. Saturn and Pluto are also in your House of Work and as they align nicely with the Sun and compassionate Neptune in your House of Transformation turning the other cheek may just facilitate you being able to turn the page on the whole situation by getting an unexpected perk for your trouble, particularly if a boss happens to be within earshot and hears how patient and mature you can be in the face of such unwarranted abuse.

 

Virgo- Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity will inspire you to be willing to shake things up, while the Sun and Neptune in your House of Partnerships could draw to you the appropriate accomplices to assist you in doing whatever deeds are necessary for your evolution. Venus in your House of Creativity squaring Uranus in your House of Transformation and then Mars in your House of Philosophy may bring about some unexpected obstacles, however, you may also be surprised at the extent of your inner resources as Jupiter in transcendental Sagittarius at the bottom of your chart helps to elevate you above the fray.  “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger,” so if you can feel your toes then rejoice at your good fortune.

 

Libra- As Venus departs this week from responsible Capricorn and your House of Foundations to enter adventurous Aquarius and your House of Creativity, you might find that you’re bursting with new ideas, especially when the Goddess of Beauty squares Mars in your House of Transformation. Visionary Neptune and quick witted Mercury will be in your House of Work and as they align with Saturn and Pluto at the bottom of your chart not only will you be innovative in your approach to things but practical as well. If you have been doing any writing or art work as of late make sure you get it out there as Jupiter transits your House of Communication, you may have a lot more to say than you realize!

 

Scorpio- With Saturn and Pluto in your House of Thinking aligning with Neptune and Mercury in your House of Creativity your outlook on life is rapidly changing. Later in the week when Venus passes into the universally minded sign of Aquarius and squares Mars in your House of Partnerships you might unexpectedly discover you have transformed from a misanthrope into an optimist. Jupiter in your House of Self Worth and the buoyant sign of Sagittarius probably also has a lot to do with this new and improved outlook, especially as it aligns with Uranus in your House of Health. Those two together can be very Magickal, so if you’re feeling like you’re finally able to let go of a great weight of negativity that has been burdening you for a long time then you probably can! “I’m looking to the sky to save me/ Looking for a sign of life/Looking for something to help me burn out bright.”

 

Sagittarius- The week will begin with both the Moon and Jupiter in your sign so be careful what you’re willing to convince yourself of. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Self Worth will have you feeling a bit unsettled and when Venus enters your House of Communication and squares Mars you might feel compelled to either binge on junk food or run on a treadmill until you collapse like all the other angry yuppies at the health club who hate their boss. Do you hate your boss? Take into consideration it might not be he or she that’s frustrating you, but rather what they represent. Projection is a dangerous illusion, so if you’ve been thinking of going to therapy now might be the time. You wouldn’t want to be running away from the wrong person, would you?

 

Capricorn- With Saturn and Pluto in your sign things have been a bit cloudy for a while now, so when Venus came along a few weeks ago with her little bit of sunshine there was at least some reason for hope. Unfortunately, the Goddess of Love and Beauty will be departing your domain this week to enter into Aquarius and your House of Self Worth, where she will then move into alignment with Mars in your House of Fun and Romance. Nobody likes to see a hot chick go, but don’t assume she won’t be inviting you to come along, especially since the Moon will be joining her in Aquarius this week and even though Mars is pretty virile the ladies will have him outnumbered two to one. You may just have to take one for the team so be willing to party hearty if you must, you’ll be proud you did.

 

Aquarius- Saturn and Pluto behind the scenes are making you feel more responsible than usual, especially as foggy Neptune and Mercury transit through impressionable Pisces and your House of Self Worth. Jupiter and the Moon will kick off the week in your House of Dreams, which could represent the height of illusion. With that in mind, stop repeating to yourself (and to others) whatever it is you think you need. Rather than this mantra being inspirational, you may instead be inadvertently reminding yourself that you’re failing and that sort of negative re-enforcement doesn’t help one find satisfaction. When Venus comes out from behind the scenes later in the week to enter your sign she will align with Mars, which just might put some much needed pep in your step, especially as the Sun will also align with Mars at that time to burn away some of that Neptunian fog that has your priorities confused.

 

Pisces- With the Sun, Neptune, and Mercury in your sign now you may be indulging your feelings when you should be detached and logical, or vice versa, neither of which will give you an accurate picture of what’s really going on. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Groups can help you to stay grounded, especially as Mars moves through your House of Local Activities and provides you with some immediate challenges to be dealt with that are not about impressions but actualities. On the other hand, Jupiter flying high in your House of Public Image could have you worrying about what others may think of you, but really, how could anyone know much about you if you can’t manage to get a clear picture of yourself?

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #63 Weekly Horoscopes for 12/3-12/9, 2018

Weekly Horoscopes for 12/3-12/9, 2018

  

Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars.

 

Aries- The Lunar Arc will begin the week in your House of Transformation and the sign of Scorpio, likely making you both ambitious and a little insecure at the same time. The New Moon will occur in your House of Philosophy, where it will square Mars behind the scenes in flakey Pisces, meaning your doubts could get the best of you for a time, although when the Moon finishes up the week in your House of Career all should be well again as she first conjuncts Saturn and then Pluto, assuring that all your hard work that was originally motivated by fear will ultimately pay off. Just try not to make it a habit to use such negative re-enforcement to get things done.

 

Taurus- You don’t like change, but if you can manage to go with the flow this week you might discover that evolution is your friend. Mars and Neptune transiting together through your House of Groups could bring worries and/or conflicts in regards to your role in a project, especially if you let the New Moon and expansive Jupiter in your House of Transformation convince you that things are against you. Venus entering your House of Relationships and moving closer to Saturn in your House of Philosophy should provide a stabilizing influence, so take a deep breath and try to realize that if you don’t fear the process then there’s no reason to fear the outcome.

 

Gemini- Trust may be a big issue for you this week as Mars and Neptune together in your House of Public Image move into position to square the New Moon in your House of Partnerships. In addition, Mercury stationing and then inconjuncting Uranus retrograde may make you feel that someone is about to betray you, however, rather than going into fight or flight mode, instead take stock of where you may be vulnerable and batten down the hatches. Slow moving Saturn and Pluto have been transiting your House of Transformation for some time, so the writing has been on the wall for a while that a shake-up was inevitable. Realize that your old defense mechanisms aren’t going to work so well anymore so don’t revert to them.  As Mr. Nietzsche used to say, “That which does not kill us, makes us stronger.”

 

Cancer- There could be either a melodrama or a farce this week at work, so try to remain in the audience if at all possible, that way you can stay safe and be entertained at the same time. On the other hand, Neptune and Mars together in your House of Philosophy squaring the New Moon in your House of Routines could have you feeling quite depressed watching the nonsense that goes on between people, especially since it’s making you realize that the environment you’re currently in is not one in which you can thrive. As Venus enters your House of Creativity and moves into alignment with Saturn in your House of Partnerships, use this time you have now on the sidelines to explore what may be going on at other venues. Maybe you can find something this season at the North Pole; that’s always a happy place to work.

 

Leo- Saturn and Pluto passing through your House of Work for the next little while would indicate that for your overall well being it is important for you to be doing something that is both challenging and transformative, as opposed to just anything that can provide a paycheck. If you don’t believe me then Mars and Neptune together in your House of Transformation squaring the New Moon in your House of Creativity should provide the necessary kick in the ass to convince you. I mean haven’t you noticed that the only time you don’t feel either tired or hopeless is when you’re not wasting your time and energy doing something that has absolutely no meaning for you? This weeks Lunar Arc is all about you confronting your creative frustration for what it is and not just wasting it by letting off steam on the weekends, that is, if you’re willing to admit, “You’re mad as hell and you’re not going to take it anymore!”

 

Virgo- This weeks Lunar Arc will begin in your House of Communication, so if there is anything that needs to be said to someone close to you try not to avoid that discussion. When the New Moon hits in your House of Home and Family and squares both Neptune and Mars in your House of Relationships, don’t let someone else’s negativity or hopelessness become yours. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity will help you to turn lemons into lemonade if you can draw the necessary boundaries between you and a loved one who has, shall we say, some control issues. Recognize the fear that’s underneath their need to dominate and then remind yourself that you’re not afraid. Be “Your own personal Jesus, Someone to hear your prayers, Someone who cares.” After all, that’s what Love is, right?

 

Libra- Saturn and Pluto at the bottom of your chart have been shaking things up for a while like they are your own custom made earthquake. There will be even more fireworks this week as the Lunar Arc will begin in your House of Self Worth and then climax in your House of Communication, where it will square both Mars and Neptune in your House of Work and Daily Routines. You can always mange to get righteous about injustices against others, but what about your own injustices against yourself? Don’t look so confused. If you consider all the doubts you’re harboring in that overactive imagination of yours about where your life is going, what do you think that represents, except an injustice against yourself? Face it, an unknown future is what forces you to get to know yourself. The time has come Libra to look in the mirror and see your dreams looking back at you, not just your blemishes.

 

Scorpio- If you’ve been depressed as of late because you can’t figure out what to do with your life, then this week will either make a light bulb go off over your head or else bring a little raincloud to follow you around just like in the cartoons. The Moon beginning the week in your sign will activate your desire to know and attain, although when the New Moon occurs in your House of Self Worth and squares both Mars and Neptune in your House of Creativity, you could get mighty depressed if you don’t have anything to show for all your wanting. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Thinking are about revolutionizing your perspective first and then your surrounding world, so give yourself a break and stop with all the self-recrimination and judgment.  The Poet Rumi used the metaphor of wine all the time in his work, that’s because people are like making fine wine and that takes time; Don’t worry, your vintage is coming.

 

Sagittarius- Mercury stationing in your House of Confinement and inconjuncting Uranus retrograde in your House of Creativity should have you feeling all wonky and trembling inside, like the first shudders under the ocean that eventually turn into a Tsunami hundreds of miles away. Instead of miles though let’s think in terms of time, meaning how long will it take before that wave hits to transform your world and wash away all your sadness? The New Moon this week will be in your sign and when it squares both Mars and Neptune in your House of Home and Foundations you may start to realize that this metaphorical storm has been building in you for a while and those around you who haven’t been paying attention may just end up becoming the not so innocent victims of a natural disaster; natural in so far as Saturn and Pluto in your House of Self Worth set the alarm for this some time ago……wake up, it’s time to evolve!

 

Capricorn- Saturn and Pluto in your sign are insuring that you will evolve appropriately, whether that means going nice or kicking and screaming. With the New Moon this week occurring behind the scenes in your House of Confinement and squaring both Mars and Neptune together in your House of Thinking and Communication, be prepared to have to get pissed off before you put your ass in gear and get motivated toward some positive change. Once you get going though it will be beautiful, and with Venus entering into Scorpio and your House of Dreams, you may just end up attracting the sort of supportive partner you need. Oh, I don’t mean a home maker who will take care of everything for you, I‘m thinking more of someone who can moonlight occasionally as a dominatrix and crack that whip on you whenever it’s necessary. Ooh la la.

 

Aquarius- You pride yourself as being in mastery of your emotions, however, this week everyone may just get to see what a whining little b*tch you can be. The reason for this will likely be the New Moon in your House of Dreams being hidden behind the Sun as it squares the gloom and doom twins, Mars and Neptune, in your House of Self Worth. You had such high hopes and now you are doomed forever! Oh brother, hopefully Saturn and Pluto in hard ass Capricorn behind the scenes will give you all the tough love you need to get back in the saddle and break that mustang! Sorry for being so heavy on the metaphors, but if you can play it close to the vest this week Venus entering into the sign of Scorpio and your House of Career could bring you just the opportunity you’ve been looking for from someone who needs a real tough cookie not a cream puff.

 

Pisces- How much does it cost when all you want is everything? The New Moon this week will be in your House of Career and as it squares both Mars and Neptune in your sign be prepared for a shut down if you’ve been burning the candle at both ends trying to get yourself ahead, especially if what you’ve been donating most of your time to doesn’t pay the bills. Saturn and Pluto together in your House of Dreams will be pushing forth a conservative agenda at this time, meaning that “There is a time to every purpose under heaven”; in other words, all play and no work makes jack a poor boy, so get down to some of that dull stuff you’ve been neglecting…….it’s important too!

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #52 Weekly Horoscopes for 9/10-9/16, 2018

Weekly Horoscopes for 9/10-9/16, 2018

 

 “Human kind cannot bear very much reality.”

-T.S. Eliot

 

Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars. Believe it or not we’ve been doing this for a year already…..Has it really been that long? Time flies, huh? I ‘ve tried to keep it as real as I can, but who knows what’s real, right?… At any rate, let’s just keep plugging along and no doubt reality will find us, it always does……..

 

Aries- As the Sun and Mercury pass through your House of Routines you will feel a need for things to be organized, yet with Uranus retrograde in your House of Self Worth and Venus in your House of Transformation both squaring Mars entering Aquarius and your House of Groups, what you feel is necessary in a professional or social situation may be so at odds with what the circumstances will allow that chaos may be the rule of the universe right now rather than order. Of course this will frustrate you, but it may also end up bringing out some hidden talents that may just make you realize you’re often at your best when your pissed off.

 

Taurus- If you have an idea that’s close to your heart that you would like to see become a manifest reality, you may just have to be willing to struggle with resistance from some individual or group who doesn’t particularly share your aesthetics.  This could get testy as Uranus in your sign opposes Venus in your House of Partnerships and squares Mars in your House of Public Image. Don’t let anyone tell you who or what you can be, especially with Mercury coming into opposition with Neptune; this person may have an axe to grind and there’s no reason you should agree to be their tool for it. Jupiter aligning with Pluto should aid in finding whatever support you may need in the face of any opposition, that is, if you’re willing to believe in yourself without reservation.

 

Gemini- Unexpected difficulties at work may require you to modify some long-standing attitudes you have about the rules of engagement when someone disagrees with you. Uranus behind the scenes squaring Mars may make you want to kick ass and take no prisoners, but Venus in Scorpio could have a better strategy; don’t play to a role someone else has typecast you in, after all that would mean they’re in control and we all know that isn’t something you can live with. Jupiter aligning with both Pluto and Neptune would suggest that the strategy of the black widow spider may be best for this situation; in other words, invite them to dinner, but don’t let them know they’re the entrée until they’ve drank enough of your wine. Cheers!

 

Cancer- You can’t be the star of your life if you let people indiscriminately re-write the script you imagine for yourself. Mars in your House of Transformation squaring both Venus in your House of Creativity and Uranus retrograde in your House of Dreams are trying to inspire you now to fight back against anyone who feels they can typecast you based on their selfishness, prejudices, or ignorance. Jupiter is also in that House of Creativity, and as he aligns with Neptune in your House of Philosophy and Pluto in your House of Relationships, be willing to think outside of the box, not the one others have tried to put you in, but rather the one you’ve inadvertantly constructed because of the way you have learned to think about yourself. “It’ your thing, do what you wanna do, no one can tell ya who to sock it to.”

 

Leo- If you’re feeling a need to rebel, take a moment to ask yourself why instead of assuming that because your feeling oppressed it’s someone else’s fault. Mars entering your House of Relationships and squaring both Uranus retrograde in your House of Public Image and Venus at your Foundation is a testy set of aspects that could be as much about how you feel about yourself as about how others may be treating you. Jupiter is also at your Foundation and as he aligns with Neptune in your House of Transformation you may be asked to realize a very simple premise….If someone calls you an idiot and you argue with them about it, you are……Get it?

 

Virgo- With the Sun and Mercury currently in your sign, you will no doubt be focused on trying to make everything just right for you and yours, however, don’t get too carried away. Finding too many things wrong might just be your mindset now rather than the actual state of affairs; and remember, nobody  likes a nit-picker. If you’re willing to let Jupiter aligning with Neptune show you how to go with the flow, then Pluto in your House of Creativity may finally see you learning about Zen and the Art of, well, anything you want to do. If you’re not willing to flow with things, then Uranus squaring Mars in your House of Routines will likely see you battling with just about everything right now, but mostly yourself. A word to the wise…

 

Libra- The Sun and Mercury behind the scenes aligning with Jupiter in your House of Self Worth will likely have you feeling very introspective now, and with Neptune also involved in this from your House of Work, you may end up being too hard on yourself as a result. Pluto and Saturn in your House of Foundations are speaking to a fundamental change going on in your life, just don’t assume you can know what that will be before it actually happens. Venus in your House of Self Worth squaring Mars in your House of Creativity represents the part of you that will rise to any occasion, and with Uranus contributing to this from your House of Transformation expect the unexpected…and that could be something great, so pick your head up and keep your eyes open!!!

 

Scorpio- Jupiter and Venus in your sign aligning with Neptune in your House of Romance and Pluto in your House of Communication likely means that you’ll probably be able to get away with saying just about anything to anybody now, so go ahead, ask for whatever it is you want from a boss, colleague, or lover. Mars in your House of Foundations and Uranus in your House of Relationships could see a situation either at home or work take a very weird turn (maybe because of what you just asked?) but don’t assume it’s bad. When we choose to expand our reality the ghosts of yesterday may just become the Angels of tomorrow, if you believe. In the meantime, try not to hold onto an old morality that’s trying to judge a change while it’s happening……. That’s God’s business (he, she, or it).

 

Sagittarius- If weird stuff has been happening on the job you can most assuredly blame it on Uranus retrograde, especially this week as it squares Mars in your House of Communication and makes everybody seem erratic and “stressed.” Jupiter and Venus behind the scenes aligning with Mercury and Pluto would suggest you probably have some clever commentary to offer on your co-workers neurosis, although unless you aspire to do stand-up you should heed your own observations and read the writing on the wall. No one is going to do well in this situation who isn’t already doing well, and if they’re the ones acting out the weird and obnoxious shit, then get out of there. Saturn in your House of Self Worth would suggest you polish up that resume, but in the meantime, as you’re trying to find something, why don’t you give stand-up a try, it may just improve your interview skills?

 

Capricorn- Jupiter and Venus together in your House of Dreams represent luck, and as they align with Pluto in your sign and Neptune in your House of Communications the question is, what are you waiting for, huh, the vision of something better to imagine you? Uranus in your House of Creativity aligning with Saturn and squaring Mars in your House of Self Worth would indicate frustration with your current circumstances, but rather than getting mad at yourself do something courageous instead. Be like Senator Corey Booker when he challenged the old white farts in the Senate to “bring it on.” The Sun in your House of Philosophy aligning with Pluto is a very powerful creative and regenerative influence. Take a risk on what you feel.

 

Aquarius- Mars in your sign squaring both Venus in your House of Career and Uranus retrograde in your Home and Foundations area is spurring you on to get your act together, just make sure that’s what you’re doing and not just trying to morph into what you think somebody else wants. Saturn and Pluto sparring behind the scenes represent an overhaul of how you feel about yourself, which is distinctly different than worrying about what others think of you and then judging yourself accordingly; make a note of it! Jupiter in your House of Career embodies your grandest ambitions, while Neptune in your House of Self Worth is about whether or not you believe yourself worthy of such high aspirations. Figure this out before you do anything; it’s key!!!

 

Pisces- The Sun and Mercury going through your House of Relationships and opposing Neptune in your sign could have you surprised by the depth of feeling you have for someone as a relationship changes from a discussion of how it’s not working to it actually ending. Mars squaring Uranus in your House of Communications has you frustrated at not being able to express your sense of loss, especially when not too long ago you felt quite able to express your dissatisfaction with what was going on. Although Neptune rules your sign, it’s energies are far beyond the limited confines of our understanding, particularly when the God of the Sea likes to teach his lessons to us by first leading us to believe one thing only then to discover we are actually lost at sea without any idea of where we really are. If you’re feeling adrift right now, all I can say is remember Christopher Columbus and just keep sailing.