Weekly Horoscopes for 9/10-9/16, 2018
“Human kind cannot bear very much reality.”
Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars. Believe it or not we’ve been doing this for a year already…..Has it really been that long? Time flies, huh? I ‘ve tried to keep it as real as I can, but who knows what’s real, right?… At any rate, let’s just keep plugging along and no doubt reality will find us, it always does……..
Aries- As the Sun and Mercury pass through your House of Routines you will feel a need for things to be organized, yet with Uranus retrograde in your House of Self Worth and Venus in your House of Transformation both squaring Mars entering Aquarius and your House of Groups, what you feel is necessary in a professional or social situation may be so at odds with what the circumstances will allow that chaos may be the rule of the universe right now rather than order. Of course this will frustrate you, but it may also end up bringing out some hidden talents that may just make you realize you’re often at your best when your pissed off.
Taurus- If you have an idea that’s close to your heart that you would like to see become a manifest reality, you may just have to be willing to struggle with resistance from some individual or group who doesn’t particularly share your aesthetics. This could get testy as Uranus in your sign opposes Venus in your House of Partnerships and squares Mars in your House of Public Image. Don’t let anyone tell you who or what you can be, especially with Mercury coming into opposition with Neptune; this person may have an axe to grind and there’s no reason you should agree to be their tool for it. Jupiter aligning with Pluto should aid in finding whatever support you may need in the face of any opposition, that is, if you’re willing to believe in yourself without reservation.
Gemini- Unexpected difficulties at work may require you to modify some long-standing attitudes you have about the rules of engagement when someone disagrees with you. Uranus behind the scenes squaring Mars may make you want to kick ass and take no prisoners, but Venus in Scorpio could have a better strategy; don’t play to a role someone else has typecast you in, after all that would mean they’re in control and we all know that isn’t something you can live with. Jupiter aligning with both Pluto and Neptune would suggest that the strategy of the black widow spider may be best for this situation; in other words, invite them to dinner, but don’t let them know they’re the entrée until they’ve drank enough of your wine. Cheers!
Cancer- You can’t be the star of your life if you let people indiscriminately re-write the script you imagine for yourself. Mars in your House of Transformation squaring both Venus in your House of Creativity and Uranus retrograde in your House of Dreams are trying to inspire you now to fight back against anyone who feels they can typecast you based on their selfishness, prejudices, or ignorance. Jupiter is also in that House of Creativity, and as he aligns with Neptune in your House of Philosophy and Pluto in your House of Relationships, be willing to think outside of the box, not the one others have tried to put you in, but rather the one you’ve inadvertantly constructed because of the way you have learned to think about yourself. “It’ your thing, do what you wanna do, no one can tell ya who to sock it to.”
Leo- If you’re feeling a need to rebel, take a moment to ask yourself why instead of assuming that because your feeling oppressed it’s someone else’s fault. Mars entering your House of Relationships and squaring both Uranus retrograde in your House of Public Image and Venus at your Foundation is a testy set of aspects that could be as much about how you feel about yourself as about how others may be treating you. Jupiter is also at your Foundation and as he aligns with Neptune in your House of Transformation you may be asked to realize a very simple premise….If someone calls you an idiot and you argue with them about it, you are……Get it?
Virgo- With the Sun and Mercury currently in your sign, you will no doubt be focused on trying to make everything just right for you and yours, however, don’t get too carried away. Finding too many things wrong might just be your mindset now rather than the actual state of affairs; and remember, nobody likes a nit-picker. If you’re willing to let Jupiter aligning with Neptune show you how to go with the flow, then Pluto in your House of Creativity may finally see you learning about Zen and the Art of, well, anything you want to do. If you’re not willing to flow with things, then Uranus squaring Mars in your House of Routines will likely see you battling with just about everything right now, but mostly yourself. A word to the wise…
Libra- The Sun and Mercury behind the scenes aligning with Jupiter in your House of Self Worth will likely have you feeling very introspective now, and with Neptune also involved in this from your House of Work, you may end up being too hard on yourself as a result. Pluto and Saturn in your House of Foundations are speaking to a fundamental change going on in your life, just don’t assume you can know what that will be before it actually happens. Venus in your House of Self Worth squaring Mars in your House of Creativity represents the part of you that will rise to any occasion, and with Uranus contributing to this from your House of Transformation expect the unexpected…and that could be something great, so pick your head up and keep your eyes open!!!
Scorpio- Jupiter and Venus in your sign aligning with Neptune in your House of Romance and Pluto in your House of Communication likely means that you’ll probably be able to get away with saying just about anything to anybody now, so go ahead, ask for whatever it is you want from a boss, colleague, or lover. Mars in your House of Foundations and Uranus in your House of Relationships could see a situation either at home or work take a very weird turn (maybe because of what you just asked?) but don’t assume it’s bad. When we choose to expand our reality the ghosts of yesterday may just become the Angels of tomorrow, if you believe. In the meantime, try not to hold onto an old morality that’s trying to judge a change while it’s happening……. That’s God’s business (he, she, or it).
Sagittarius- If weird stuff has been happening on the job you can most assuredly blame it on Uranus retrograde, especially this week as it squares Mars in your House of Communication and makes everybody seem erratic and “stressed.” Jupiter and Venus behind the scenes aligning with Mercury and Pluto would suggest you probably have some clever commentary to offer on your co-workers neurosis, although unless you aspire to do stand-up you should heed your own observations and read the writing on the wall. No one is going to do well in this situation who isn’t already doing well, and if they’re the ones acting out the weird and obnoxious shit, then get out of there. Saturn in your House of Self Worth would suggest you polish up that resume, but in the meantime, as you’re trying to find something, why don’t you give stand-up a try, it may just improve your interview skills?
Capricorn- Jupiter and Venus together in your House of Dreams represent luck, and as they align with Pluto in your sign and Neptune in your House of Communications the question is, what are you waiting for, huh, the vision of something better to imagine you? Uranus in your House of Creativity aligning with Saturn and squaring Mars in your House of Self Worth would indicate frustration with your current circumstances, but rather than getting mad at yourself do something courageous instead. Be like Senator Corey Booker when he challenged the old white farts in the Senate to “bring it on.” The Sun in your House of Philosophy aligning with Pluto is a very powerful creative and regenerative influence. Take a risk on what you feel.
Aquarius- Mars in your sign squaring both Venus in your House of Career and Uranus retrograde in your Home and Foundations area is spurring you on to get your act together, just make sure that’s what you’re doing and not just trying to morph into what you think somebody else wants. Saturn and Pluto sparring behind the scenes represent an overhaul of how you feel about yourself, which is distinctly different than worrying about what others think of you and then judging yourself accordingly; make a note of it! Jupiter in your House of Career embodies your grandest ambitions, while Neptune in your House of Self Worth is about whether or not you believe yourself worthy of such high aspirations. Figure this out before you do anything; it’s key!!!
Pisces- The Sun and Mercury going through your House of Relationships and opposing Neptune in your sign could have you surprised by the depth of feeling you have for someone as a relationship changes from a discussion of how it’s not working to it actually ending. Mars squaring Uranus in your House of Communications has you frustrated at not being able to express your sense of loss, especially when not too long ago you felt quite able to express your dissatisfaction with what was going on. Although Neptune rules your sign, it’s energies are far beyond the limited confines of our understanding, particularly when the God of the Sea likes to teach his lessons to us by first leading us to believe one thing only then to discover we are actually lost at sea without any idea of where we really are. If you’re feeling adrift right now, all I can say is remember Christopher Columbus and just keep sailing.