Mr. Saturn’s Stars #94 Weekly Horoscopes for 7/28- 8/4, 2019

 

Weekly Horoscopes for 7/29-8/4, 2019

 

 Aries- With The Sun, a New Moon, and Venus all in your sign this week you will no doubt be feeling Fab, however, since all of these planets will also be squaring Uranus in your House of Self Worth you also might end up being a little less than fabulous with anyone who’s not on your bandwagon. Mercury going station/direct in the emotional sign of Cancer and opposing Pluto in your House of Career could find you taking the ups and downs at work a little too personally, particularly if you find out that you’re not quite the legend to others that you are in your own mind. Nevertheless, Mars in your House of Creativity will ultimately help you to transform any caterpillars of frustration into butterflies of invention. So yes, you’re unsinkable, but only if you keep swimming…….Stroke, stroke, stroke…….

 

Taurus- Your comfort zone could get upended this week as Uranus in your sign squares the Sun, Venus, and a New Moon in your House of Foundations. Try not to get too excited if inconvenience knocks down your front door. Look at any difficulties as being growing pains rather than onslaughts against your long term stability, or worse, bad luck. Jupiter retrograde in your House of Transformation has been sending you hints that changes were in the works and as the King of the Planets continues to align with Mars in proud Leo make it a point to forge your own way if you think that any Group you’re part of is not respecting your particular needs. Saturn and Neptune retrograde can help you learn what you are capable of, but first you have to accept that you need to let go of the security of being a big fish in a small pond.

Gemini- As Uranus behind the scenes squares the Sun, Venus, and a New Moon in your House of Communication you will likely feel the urge to shoot off your mouth, just be aware that bragging to camouflage the fact that you’re feeling vulnerable isn’t fooling anyone but you, particularly as Neptune retrograde in your House of Public Image aligns with Saturn retrograde in your House of Transformation and the stuff you’re in denial about has already punched your ticket and the train is leaving without you. As Mercury, the planet of communication, goes station/direct in your House of Self Worth and starts to move into an opposition with Pluto in your House of Change, you’d be better off trying to talk with a Therapist at this time rather than spewing some Freudian bile at a world that doesn’t really care if you’re fabulous or not. The opposite of love is not hate, it’s indifference and that means no one is paying attention.

 

Cancer- Mercury going station/direct in your sign and opposing Pluto in your House of Relationships should be a cue for you to pay attention to your interactions with others and contemplate where your current frustrations are really coming from. The Sun, Venus, and the New Moon in your House of Self Worth are all squaring Uranus in your House of Dreams and Groups, meaning that perhaps you’ve inadvertently been too willing to let others control how you think rather than focusing instead on what needs to be done in order to change your life into something that’s uniquely yours. Both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Partnerships are aligning with Neptune in your House of Philosophy, meaning that perhaps the time has finally come for you to realize that your uber sensitivity can either be debilitating or freeing; it all depends on whether you can draw healthy boundaries. Remember, helicopters can’t catch jet planes.

 

Leo- As the Sun, Venus, and a New Moon all cross through your sign like a roman candle across the sky you’ll no doubt be feeling energetic and confident. Next, enter unpredictable Uranus in your House of Career and this week could very well likely end up being a test to see what you’re really made of. While a challenge on the job may seem like an inconvenience when it occurs, it may actually be your ticket out of a dead end situation and into a wider world of possibilities. Jupiter retrograde in your House of Creativity aligning with Mars in your sign should activate the innate sense of pride that is natural to your sign, so that when Saturn retrograde aligns with Neptune in your House of Transformation, you’ll no doubt be more ready than you’ve ever been to take the tiger by the tail, take the money and run, whatever…….Just do it!!!

 

Virgo- What do you want from life and what has to happen for you to get your ass in gear and go for it? The Sun, Venus, and a New Moon are all behind the scenes in your chart passing through the proud sign of Leo and telling you what you deserve, but what are you doing about it? Now here comes Uranus in your House of Philosophy and that crazy mofo ain’t gonna talk about the theory of manifestation with you, nah, he’s gonna push you in the pool and say “if y’all wanna get to the other side then start swimming. Oh, you’re getting water up your nose, so what, that’s part of it!!!” Both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Creativity aligning with Neptune in your House of Partnerships are also trying to tell you that if you can be bold enough to get after it then you’re already half-way to what you hope to be……..The rest is just a matter of time.

 

Libra- The Sun, Venus, and a New Moon in your House of Dreams are certainly activating your desires to succeed, however, since you’ve been slaving away at your dreams for a while now you’re probably growing more and more frustrated trying to figure out what’s missing in your success story? Chaotic, random, unexpected Uranus in your House of Transformation could be just what you need, yet you won’t know it until a synchronicity, paradox, or some other weird ass phenomenon upsets you’re oh so logical world and scares the crap out of you (in a good way, of course) so that it will become necessary for you to jump off whatever cliff you have to in order to see if you can fly. Both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Foundations have been preparing you for this, but since you can’t know what’s going to change you until it does, enter transcendental Neptune to whisper in your ear that the universe loves you, even if it seems more like an S & M affair right now than a fairy tale.

 

Scorpio- As the Sun, Venus, and a New Moon cross through your House of Career this week you will likely be feeling ambitious, however, be careful what you wish for. Uranus will be transiting your House of Partnerships so expect the unexpected in regards to what may be asked of you by a colleague or boss. Jupiter retrograde going through your House of Self Worth and aligning with Mars in your House of Career will be giving you a real crash course now on what it means to be in charge of a professional situation when a real shit show gets dumped in your lap to fix. This is the type of assignment that could really get you noticed, although it’s also the type of situation that could drive you crazy. As Forrest Gump used to say, “Crazy is as crazy does”…..Or was it “stupid is as stupid does?”…….Whatever…..I mean you’d have to be both crazy and stupid to agree to what you’ve agreed to, right? Just make sure you are adequately compensated not just congratulated.

 

Sagittarius- As your ruling planet of Jupiter lingers in your sign, this is a time when you could really learn something about the world (as well as yourself) that could propel you to the next level of awareness. It will likely begin with zany, synchronistic, paradoxical Uranus barreling through your House of Routines like a hurricane and disrupting whatever order exists in your life, either at work or at home. Next there will be the Sun, Venus and the New Moon in your House of Philosophy and the proud sign of Leo squaring crazy old Uranus, meaning that what ever shit may hit the fan at this time will likely bring out talents and courage you never knew you had! Of course you’ll be freaking out as Mercury stations in the emotional sign of Cancer and your House of Transformation while at the same time Pluto in your House of Self Worth is shaking you up like an earthquake. However, no one has to know that any of this inner stuff is going, particularly if you can manage to keep your shit together and slay whatever dragon you’re facing like a true Master. Heroes are made, not born, and this week you’ll have all the fixings you’ll need.

 

Capricorn-Whatever is necessary to activate your inner warrior, this week may be the time it comes barreling down the pike right at you. The Sun, Venus, and a New Moon will all be sparkling in your House of Transformation and the fiery sign of Leo, while at the same time innovative, iconoclastic Uranus will be squaring them all from your House of Creativity. This is the stuff both genius and disasters are made of, so be careful. Saturn and Pluto in your sign will be right there for you, especially as they align with compassionate Neptune, who will remind crusty old Saturn that you Capricorns are his own and well, if he’s gonna preach responsibility to you Mountain Goats then he better damn well set an example and be there for you in your time of need. Jupiter retrograde behind the scenes should give you all the poise you will require, while at the same time Mars will be right behind him to kick ass and take names. To you who are about to prevail, we salute you!

 

Aquarius- Your ability to be there now for someone could turn out to be as important for you as it is for them. The Sun, Venus, and the New Moon in your House of Partnerships squaring Uranus in your Symbolic Foundations could likely bring about a minor emergency that in and of itself is not all that threatening, however, the emotional bond that will be established between you and another as this situation is dealt with could be life changing for both of you. Mercury going station/direct in your House of Routines and opposing Pluto retrograde behind the scenes represent secrets revealed, meaning that you could unveil a very profound connection between yourself and someone else that makes all the difference in your respective futures. Sometimes Soul Mates have to be Hole Mates first.

 

Pisces- Sometimes before you can be a success you first need to be able to take pride in a job well done. The Sun, Venus, and the New Moon in your House of Work will be sowing the seeds of a true professionalism in your life now, as they are both helped and challenged by a square to chaotic Uranus in your House of Local Surroundings and Short Journeys. Do whatever is necessary and spend the extra time to get something right. It will be appreciated by whoever you’re doing it for, but more importantly it will teach you about responsibility, confidence, and pride. Both Saturn and Pluto retrograde will be impressed by your determination and as they align nicely with Neptune in your sign, you will no doubt be laying the foundations for a reputation that will be your business card for a long time to come.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #46 Weekly Horoscopes for 7/30-8/5, 2018

Weekly Horoscopes for 7/30-8/5, 2018

 

  • It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way – in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.

                                                                   –Charles Dickens “A Tale of Two Cities”

 

Aries- As the Moon enters your sign in the middle of the week and aligns with Mars, ambition will be at the top of your agenda, although discretion may actually be the better part of valor for you right now as Mars is retrograde in your House of Dreams and it squares unpredictable Uranus in your House of Self Worth. There will be a lot of chaotic energy flying around out there now and though it would be easy to get caught up in it and feel a desire to push matters, perhaps it would be wiser to hunker down and let the storm blow out, especially with 5 retrograde planets (including Mercury) creating a vortex of inertia beyond your control. If you’re set on a goal, go after it this week as though you were fishing rather than running the 100-yard dash and you might just end up alright.

 

Taurus- Your patience could be severely tested this week as a combination of unpredictable Uranus in your sign and Mars retrograde in your House of Public Image enter into a volatile square. Demands made upon your time and sanity by clients or associates who could really care less whether or not you are being inconvenienced could put you in a bad place if you let it, so don’t let it! Jupiter in your House of Relationships will have you feeling like you need to be all things to all people, but you can’t, so don’t try. There are 5 retrograde planets now so if someone you’re dealing with has visions of manifest destiny, let them knock themselves out trying to contradict Mother Nature or some other such nonsense, just make sure they don’t knock you out as well.

 

Gemini- Trying to unreasonably push ahead an agenda now could result in a complete disaster, especially if you think that mendacity and bullying are the way to go. Uranus in your House of Confinement would indicate that there are forces marshaling against you behind the scenes, while Mars retrograde in your House of Philosophy squaring Uranus means that these forces are likely more formidable than you realize and could deliver you a rather unpleasant surprise. Mercury retrograde in your House of Communication and the sign of Leo represents a further warning that it might just be better to shut up now than running your mouth as you customarily do, after all “loose lips sink ships”……think about it.

 

Cancer- Mercury retrograde in your House of Self Worth moving into an inconjunct with Pluto retrograde in your House of Relationships (and Open Enemies) is giving you a valuable tidbit of info now that you should take the time to contemplate. Especially since Mars retrograde in your House of Transformation is about to enter into an explosive square with Uranus in your House of Groups. Some interesting information about a former adversary could fall into your hands that would be extremely damaging to this person if it were to get out. What you do with this newfound intelligence should not be decided either emotionally or ethically, but rather strategically. What goes around comes around and maybe it’s time for the injustices that were done to you to be corrected. As the Sun moves into a Square with Jupiter in your House of Creativity try to curb any dramatic or self-righteous urges to avenge yourself, instead remember the old Sicilian proverb, “Revenge is a dish best served cold.”

 

Leo- Mars retrograde in your House of Relationships (and Open Enemies) is about to enter into a violent square with Uranus in your House of Public Image. Someone is looking to shoot you down and they don’t much care how they do it. Mercury retrograde in your sign inconjunct Pluto retrograde in your House of Work could mean that the attack against you could come via the rumor mill, so be careful who you share your business with. There are 5 retrograde planets now (including Mars, the Planet of War) meaning that any offensives embarked upon now will likely fail, although the old cliché that the best offense is a good defense would be a prudent strategy at this time.

 

Virgo- If you find that weird events are disrupting your daily routines then perhaps these routines are really control issues that are preventing you from growing. Uranus in your House of Philosophy will be urging you to bust out of the box, while Saturn retrograde in your House of Creativity will start to systematically show you what isn’t working anymore, not to drive you crazy, but rather to set you free. Mars retrograde in your House of Work likely represents the old you that needed approval before you’d do anything, while the previously mentioned Uranus squaring Mars is the new you that don’t need shit from shinola except the room to go where you want to. As the song goes, “You gotta make your own kind of music, sing your own special song, make your own kind of music, even if no one else sings along.” Word!

Libra- Saturn retrograde in your House of Symbolic Foundations has been shaking you up at your very core for a while now, so with Uranus in your House of Transformation aligning with Mr. Saturn as well as squaring Mars retrograde in your House of Creativity, it is important at this time to follow your creative urges wherever they may lead. You are in that rare zone now that is alternately frightening, unnerving, exhilarating, and revolutionary and it’s your destiny that you should take it to the limit! For the next 3 weeks Mercury retrograde in your House of Dreams will provide the insight necessary to put any ideas you have been working on into the best package possible, so get back to the drawing board and let this revolutionary new work you’re doing tell you what it needs. You’re nurturing a baby now, so be kind to it…..and yourself.

 

Scorpio-Your relationships with your siblings could be about to change in ways that might seem extreme, although important changes in our lives often seem a little daunting at first. Mars retrograde in your House of Home squaring Uranus in your House of Relationships could mean these changes will likely stem from some sort of crisis, and with Saturn retrograde in your House of Communications also involved, whatever this unexpected happening is, it will require everyone to step up in one way or another beyond what they’re usually comfortable with. Jupiter in your sign will undoubtedly have you taking the lead (whether you want to or not) and as the King of the Planets aligns with Neptune in your House of Creativity, this could just be you acting out a sense memory from a past life when you were the one in charge of these yokels. Let your soul remember and everything should  be fine.

 

Sagittarius- How much is enough? You may find that you’re asking yourself that question this week as lunatic Uranus in your House of Work squares Mars retrograde in your House of Communications and you realize that your job is making you feel like a donkey pulling an oversize cart, complete with being whipped, screamed at, and exploited for the whole nine yards. Saturn retrograde in your House of Self Worth may have you feeling there’s a reason to put up with this, but if so, what could the reward possibly be and when is it coming? Jupiter behind the scenes aligning with Neptune retrograde in your House of Symbolic Foundations would suggest your subservience is a worthiness issue, essentially meaning that if you’re smarter than your boss (and you certainly are) why don’t you SERIOUSLY start looking for another situation where you talents will be appreciated and respected instead of being treated like shit (or worse, not even considered)? “Mistreat me once, shame on you. Mistreat me twice, shame on me.”

 

Capricorn- Just like the old Jefferson Airplane song went, “Up against the wall, motherf*cker…. tear down the wall,” it’s time this week for you to pushback against whatever is cornering you, either at work, play, or on the battlefield of your inner emotional landscape. Mars retrograde in your House of Self Worth is squaring Uranus in your House of Creativity, which would speak to an explosion of desires and ideas, especially if your daily routines as of late have been more about what others need than what you need. With Saturn retrograde in your sign, as well as 3 other retrograde planets in the lower half of your chart, the focus of energy at this time needs to be on your personal spiritual evolution. Add to this Mercury retrograde in your House of Transformation, and it would be fair to say the time has come for a cathartic reordering of your priorities and an acceptance of how your circumstances need to change to accommodate this. “BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE OTHER SIDE!”

 

Aquarius- Having Mars retrograde in your sign and squaring Uranus in your House of Symbolic Foundations could make this one of the most frustrating weeks you have experienced in a long time. Your usually independent and innovative nature is going to be challenged by weirdness, inconvenience, uncooperative people, and just overall bullshit in general from nearly every quarter. Mercury retrograde in your House of Relationships will be moving into an inconjunct with Pluto retrograde behind the scenes, meaning you should pay close attention to who is there for you during this time and who isn’t. Remember the old proverb, “Action talks and bullshit walks” and you’ll learn a very valuable lesson about who your friends are. On an up note, Jupiter aligning nicely with Neptune in your House of Earnings should help you find your center and hopefully some unexpected solutions. “Keep the faith, baby.”

 

Pisces- Your patience and faith in someone is admirable, although what will it take before you realize your loyalty is unfounded? Mars retrograde behind the scenes squaring Uranus in your House of Communications has you bending over backwards in a situation that just might snap you in half if you’re not careful. You are in a situation where time is of the essence, however, with Mercury retrograde in your House of Maintenance inconjunct Pluto retrograde in your House of Dreams, the writing on the wall is clearly showing you may very well run out of track on this journey. Someone else’s incompetence may be the immediate cause here, but your inability to put your foot down when there was still time to do something else will likely turn out to be the real mistake here. With Jupiter in your House of Philosophy aligning with Neptune in your sign, you should give a listen to the Alice Cooper song, “No More Mister Nice Guy”…..it’s a lesson you need to learn.