Mr. Saturn’s Stars #76 Weekly Horoscopes for 3/11-3/17, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 3/11-3/17, 2019

 

 Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars.

Here’s a new “Separated at Birth” pair; the whining crybabies, Bart O’Kavanaugh and R. Kelly………pobrecito…..everybody’s against them!

 

Aries- With the Sun and Mercury retrograde behind the scenes in the intuitive sign of Pisces and both of them squaring Jupiter in your House of Philosophy, you may be thinking to yourself, “why not?” in regards to a matter you might otherwise think is completely crazy. This is partly because Mars in your House of Self Worth and Venus in your House of Dreams are making you feel adventurous, while both Saturn and Pluto in your House of Career have made it so that you can afford to take a risk and not lose the farm. The only thing to watch out for here is unaspected Uranus entering your House of Self Worth. A famous Photographer once said, “Chance favors the prepared mind,” so before you charge like the Light Brigade into anything, just make sure you’ve done your homework.

 

Taurus- You are a stable sign so the entrance of aggressive Mars and crazy Uranus into your domain might initially startle you, like a gunshot or an unexpected tap on the shoulder. The good news though is that any surprises coming your way at this time will see both Saturn and Neptune aligning nicely with Mars from your Houses of Philosophy and Dreams respectively. What does this mean? In short, trust your  intuition and take your time, after all, it’s a lot less likely that you’ll overlook something if you’re paying attention to details. Jupiter in your House of Shared Resources squaring Mercury retrograde could make you more gullible than usual so be careful whom you trust. Venus in your House of Career should also be a motivator for you now, but only if your ambitions encompass a greater perspective than just your own personal success. Like Bernie Sanders say’s, “Not me. Us.”

 

Gemini- Both Mars and Uranus have slid behind the scenes in your chart so be careful whom you trust because a lot more may be at stake than you realize. The Sun, Mercury retrograde, and Neptune are all passing through your House of Public Image and as they square Jupiter in your House of Partnerships try not to fall into believing that you are somehow above it all. Those who smile to your face may very well end up having a very sharp knife ready when you turn around. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Transformation are about nothing if not compromise, so be willing to give up something to get something. Having a take no prisoners attitude may very well end up making you a hostage of your own ego.

 

Cancer- If the world starts to get really crazy what will you likely do? That will be a relevant question this week as both Mars and Uranus are in your House of Groups, which could represent anything from a riot to even more impatience than usual on your part when it comes to silliness and/or a lack of professionalism. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Relationships could see you making some significant changes in whom you take seriously or what you’re willing to put up with at all. Let Mars in your House of Dreams and Venus in your House of Transformation allow you to trust your creative vision, especially with the Sun, Neptune, and Mercury retrograde in your House of Philosophy. Maybe something you used to believe in but gave up on is really true after all? Think about it.

 

Leo- Has anyone ever called you stubborn? With Mars and Uranus in your House of Public Image and Venus in your House of Partnerships you may be more demanding of others than you realize. Add to this the Sun, Mercury retrograde, and Neptune in your House of Change confronting Jupiter and some folks might even go as far as to say that you’re oblivious to their needs to the point of being downright insensitive. Surprised? You won’t be for long as Saturn and Pluto detonate some timely upsets in your House of Routines so that if you have been ignoring others they won’t be returning the favor. Your saving grace here is that no matter how selfish you may have seemed you really didn’t mean to slight or insult anyone. With that in mind, make sure you make amends ASAP after you’ve been made aware. A word to the wise.

 

Virgo- What you hope your relationships would be and what they actually are may no longer be an illusion you can afford. Reality and fantasy may complement each other as balancing forces in a philosophical sense, but they cannot occupy the same actual space in time and have the situation remain peaceful. Jupiter at your Foundation straining the Sun, Neptune, and Mercury retrograde in your House of Partnerships will likely cause any associations that are not grounded in reality to fall apart like a log raft in a monsoon. At the same time Mars and Uranus in your House of Philosophy squaring Venus in your House of routines will likely challenge you to learn how to swim very quickly. The good news is that Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity aligning with Mars in your House of Philosophy will assist you in finding solutions, if in fact real solutions are what you’re truly after.

 

Libra- It was said in the film “Gladiator,” “when death smiles at a man all he can do is smile back.” As Mars and Uranus make their way across your House of Transformation and slowly come into alignment with Saturn and Pluto at your Symbolic Foundation, there may not be many smiles exchanged between what is dying in your life and what is being born, but things will certainly start to look a lot different from what you’re used to! Jupiter in your House of Communication squaring Mercury retrograde could bring you some unexpected blasts from the past, both pleasant and unpleasant, so it will be up to you to either set the record straight and resume where you left off or else burn a bridge that’s not worth repairing. Venus in your House of Creativity could help you to put your finger on the pulse of someone who is going through something you have experience with; remember the Greek Gods used to visit people disguised as unfortunates and rewarded those who were generous with their help and hospitality. If the shoe fits, wear it.

 

Scorpio- It is time for a realization. Are you aware of how much energy it takes to believe something that is true as opposed to believing something that isn’t true? Answer; the same amount of energy is used whether you believe the truth or an illusion. With that in mind, be careful what you’re convincing yourself of at this time. Jupiter in your House of Thinking is squaring Mercury retrograde in your House of Creativity, meaning that it’s high time you realize depression and optimism are both creative acts though the offspring of each are quite different. Saturn and Pluto at the bottom of your chart are death and resurrection, so if something has rocked your world recently try to understand that if the Phoenix (your totem animal) was never thrown into  the fire it wouldn’t have been able to rise from the ashes. “What does not kill you makes you stronger,” if you don’t believe me ask Mr. Nietzsche.

 

Sagittarius- With Jupiter in your sign and Mercury retrograde at your symbolic Foundation you need to realize that your hopes for the future are rooted in being able to understand (and let go) your past. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Self Worth have been setting the stage for this kind of inner work, but only if you’re willing to get knee deep in your own shit and clean up your illusions. Mars in your House of Health is probably making you feel more energetic than usual, which should help you break out of the gravity pull of any energy vampires you encounter. Make sure you have your silver bullets and garlic cloves handy if you have to spend any time with a difficult family member or recalcitrant co-worker. Venus in your House of Communication aligning with Mars should  help with speaking your truth, just make sure you’re clear (and comfortable) with whatever that is.

 

Capricorn- With Pluto and Saturn in your sign (symbolizing death and resurrection respectively) you’re emotionally kind of like a holograph now, except that you’re flesh and blood. Now if that doesn’t seem to make any sense, just consider the viewpoint that we are all essentially spiritual beings who are required to negotiate physical experiences, which in turn are designed to teach us that getting what we want is nothing more than a fleeting concept and ultimately doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things. Sorry for the paradoxes, but I’m just trying to bring you up to speed because with Jupiter behind the scenes squaring Mercury retrograde and the Sun in your House of Thought, the temptation now is for you to only believe that something exists if you can physically experience it. If that’s true then what is there to be said for all the effort you’re making to not have certain experiences? Hmmmm.

 

Aquarius- Venus in your sign could be spreading you too thin, especially if you’re overly concerned with appearances and/or what others think. You have some immediate challenges that need to be handled which are being complicated by Saturn and Pluto behind the scenes playing the guilt police and Neptune in your House of Self Worth representing the vanity bandits who are trying to distract you from your responsibilities. This inner conflict will continue to rage as long as you allow pompous Jupiter in your House of Groups and naïve Mercury in your House of Self Worth to dominate your mindset and put image before substance. Uranus entering your House of Foundations will likely ratchet everything up to an emergency level, so stop looking in the mirror and instead look to fix what needs to be fixed. The message right now is clearly, take care of business, so get down and do it!!!

 

Pisces- The Sun, Mercury retrograde, and Neptune are all in your sign and as they each generally square Jupiter in your House of Public Image you could be experiencing a real identity crisis now or, at the very least, a lack of confidence about what lies ahead for you. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Dreams has you thinking a bit differently about something you used to want, while Mars in your House of Thinking continues to plow ahead as though nothing has changed. At this point enter rebellious and unpredictable Uranus, which if you are conflicted at all about what you’re doing will muck matters up royally so that you could find yourself making stupid mistakes as though you just didn’t care, and well, you don’t. You’re changing so it would make perfect sense that what you want would change to. Be willing to acknowledge that and straighten things out accordingly.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #75 Weekly Horoscopes for 3/4-3/10, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 3/4- 3/10, 2019

 

 Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars.

Hey Republicans! A word to the wise; listen to Michael Cohen and don’t be like him. It’s not too late.

 

Aries- This could be a week when you hard charging Rams are forced to become a little more reflective than usual, especially as Mercury goes station/retrograde behind the scenes in the sensitive sign of Pisces where it will meet up with a New Moon, the Sun, and Neptune, all of them combining to bring out your touchy, feely and/or insecure side. Mars going through your House of Self Worth might make you try to counteract these vulnerable feelings by applying a disproportionate amount of emotional significance to something material, however, try not to. As Mr. Saturn would say, “Be careful what you think you want it can only be just what it is.” As Saturn inches closer to Pluto in your House of Career don’t fear confronting all those insecurities you usually try to hide. By letting go you ‘re creating the space for your dreams to enter.

 

Taurus- As Mars plows through your House of Self Worth and aligns with the Sun and Neptune in your House of Dreams this is the time for you to put in the work necessary to turn a long held fantasy into a reality. When unpredictable and revolutionary Uranus enters your sign this week he will square Venus in your House of Career, meaning perhaps that as you get closer to that aforementioned ideal you might just make the same discovery that Dorothy made when she finally met the Wizard of Oz. That doesn’t mean you’ll be disappointed, on the contrary, you may instead get a very valuable lesson on both looking up to others and your own self worth.  Jupiter in your House of Transformation will help you to sort all of this out, but not until you’ve worked through all the uncomfortable details; such is the price of success.

 

Gemini- When volatile Uranus enters your House of Confinement to join aggressive Mars it may end up feeling like your whole world is crashing down as a stable situation you once took for granted suddenly turns out to be a rapidly changing landscape. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Transformation will be all about following the rules, so if you haven’t been doing that up until now, don’t try to lie your way out of it. The Sun and Neptune in your House of Public Image may buy you a little time with excuses and delaying tactics, however, once Mercury goes through it’s retrograde period (which starts early this week) the chickens will come home to roost in about three weeks if it turns out you have been playing a little too fast and loose. Mr. Saturn’s advice? Make sure you have a good lawyer.

 

Cancer- Mercury going retrograde this week in your House of Philosophy might have you thinking about the past and the things you could have done differently. The Sun and Neptune are in the same house and as they align with Saturn and Pluto in your House of Relationships it may just turn out that you have learned your lessons about dealing with others and are finally ready to turn over a new leaf. Mars is in your House of Groups and the stable sign of Taurus and as he joins with unpredictable Uranus you might just end up being surprised to see that someone has been noticing all that hard work you’ve been doing and thinks you deserve a reward, especially with Venus entering your House of Transformation and Other People’s Money…..just sayin’.

 

Leo- Acceptance could be the key for you this week as Mercury goes retrograde in your House of Death and Transformation and a whole host of memories come out of the past to haunt you. The Sun and Neptune are also in that house and as they align with Saturn and Pluto in your House of Health you may finally begin to realize how much repressing your feelings has had a major negative impact on your quality of life. Of course this sounds obvious, but you’re a fixed sign and, well, you can be a little obtuse at times. The important thing is that you let go of patterns within yourself that no longer work so that there will be room for some new realizations in your life. When Uranus enters your House of Public Image to join Mars and square Venus, these realizations will likely arrive whether you’re ready or not, so don’t be surprised at the reactions of those who are still expecting the old you.

 

Virgo- As Blondie used to sing, “Dreaming’s for free,” however reality always costs something. When Mercury goes retrograde this week in your House of Relationships it will be accompanied by both the Sun and Neptune, meaning that whatever you believed a particular association was about may not be what it’s about now. Uranus entering your House of Philosophy to join Mars could add quite a bit of disappointment and volatility to this situation, although that might not necessarily be a bad thing, particularly if you can utilize that energy through the influence of Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity to transform it from disappointment to adaptability and move this association to it’s next level. Like Rick say’s to Louis in Casablanca, “This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

 

Libra- “The truth in a vessel is not in the amount it contains, rather it’s in the sum of what’s served.” As Mercury goes retrograde in your House of Routines try and look back on your past exchanges with those who are close to you. The Sun and Neptune aligning with Saturn and Pluto at your Foundation and Mars in your House of Transformation will be giving you a lesson now in the necessary give and take between people or, as Bernie Sanders so aptly put it in his campaign slogan, “Not me, Us.” Jupiter in your House of Thinking is asking you to seek Higher Knowledge, while Venus entering your House of Creativity is showing you the power of a Higher Love. It is important that you contemplate these lessons now in regards to how your sign is represented in an astrological chart by the glyph of a sunset, which is where the day meets the night and the great Unity symbol that is our planet turns from the light of yang to the darkness of yin and back again. Namaste.

 

Scorpio- Uranus entering your House of Relationships at this time to join Mars could really upset the apple cart for you now, especially as Uranus squares Venus at your Symbolic Foundation. Your current circumstances are allowing you no time for those who would waste such a precious commodity, especially as the Lunar Arc this week moves through your Houses of Family, Creativity, and Health and you review what all those things now mean to you at this point in your life. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Communication aligning with the Sun and Neptune in your House of Creativity will have you seeking a more spiritual way of being, and with Mercury going retrograde in the inspired sign of Pisces you will undoubtedly be quite pragmatic about those in your life who are pretending to be something they aren’t. Let philosophical Jupiter in your House of Self Worth lead you inward and upward to the holy sanctuary…. onward intrepid seeker!

 

Sagittarius- Jupiter in your sign is still pumping you up and keeping you enthused, however, when your ruling planet eventually moves on will you have the inspiration to continue feeling good all by yourself? Saturn and Pluto in your House of Self Worth have been pressuring you for a while, but now as they come closer together and align with Mars in the solid sign of Taurus they are instead trying to mentor you into developing some positive habits so that you won’t get derailed in the future. In the grand scheme of things this is about you evolving in an upward spiral rather than you devolving in an inward one. As Uranus moves into your House of Routines it will square Venus entering your House of Communication. What does this mean? Well, how many folks are you still being nice to that bring darkness into your life simply because you think being alone is worse? Meditate on that.

 

Capricorn- With Saturn and Pluto moving closer together in your sign you are no doubt feeling all the changes trying to grab on as you walk by. One of these transformative energies that has managed to get a hold of you involves your emotions as you find yourself feeling things more deeply than ever before, though not in a sentimental way. Mercury going retrograde in the sensitive sign of Pisces and your House of Communication has you more willing to talk about your feelings than ever before, and with the Sun and Neptune in the same place you may also find yourself having an epiphany or two as well. Jupiter behind the scenes is a protective influence at this time, so be willing to let your heart and spirit open in the proper place with the proper people (or person)……..As the song goes, ”I feel it in my fingers/ I feel it in my toes/ The love that’s all around me/ And so the feeling grows.”

 

Aquarius- With both the Moon and Venus currently in your sign you are probably feeling quite magnanimous, although with Uranus  (your ruling planet) entering your Foundation area anything you do toward humanity this week will undoubtedly be in your own idiosyncratic way. The Sun, Neptune, and Mercury retrograde are all in your House of Self Worth, which should provide you with all the insight and creativity you could ask for, while at the same time Saturn and Pluto behind the scenes will keep you on point so that whatever you’re trying to do will actually end up changing something for someone else besides yourself. Jupiter in Sagittarius and your House of Groups can either lead by preaching or lead by example, so make sure you have some alone time this week to determine the difference between the two……after all,

 

“The Silence is the

Teacher whose approval we

Most benefit from”

 

Pisces- The Sun, Neptune, and Mercury retrograde are all in your sign now and as they align with Saturn and Pluto in your House of Dreams this is the time to lay the foundations for where you hope to be in the not too distant future. The one thing you may want to keep in mind with these plans is that whatever it is you think you want should also take into consideration the world around you, that way you will be in harmony with the environment you’re hoping would support your success. To an evolved person this would seem obvious, however, with individualistic Uranus entering your House of Thinking and squaring Venus behind the scenes, it would be very easy to assume that whatever is good for you is automatically good for everyone else. As a result, it’s important that you make an effort to pay attention to the surrounding world and try not to stick your head up you know where.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #74 Weekly Horoscopes for 2/25-3/3, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 2/25-3/3, 2019

 

 Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars.

Bernie has officially declared he’s running for POTUS!!!

“Not me. Us.” Bernie Sanders 2020

 

Aries- Lady Venus will be crossing through your House of Career early this week where she will first square unpredictable Uranus in your sign and then pass into Aquarius to square forceful Mars in your House of Self Worth. Your impatience with what may or may not be going on in your career will neither eliminate nor speed up the necessary process of what must be done; so shut up and do it. Saturn is also in your House of Career and you know he doesn’t play when it comes to responsibilities, so accept what’s happening and then maybe you’ll be able to hear what visionary Neptune is trying to tell you through your intuition…..”Don’t sweat the small stuff, and it’s all small stuff.”

 

Taurus- With Mars chugging through your sign you are definitely ambitious now, and as he squares the Sun in your House of Dreams you might actually even be whistling while you work. Your tune might change though when the Planet of Action squares Venus in the egalitarian sign of Aquarius and your House of Career. This aspect is about me versus we and all the expectations and anger that comes along with that if you’re more concerned with doing what’s best for you than what’s right. Let Saturn in your House of Philosophy help you sort this out as he aspects compassionate Neptune in your House of Groups. This is about seeing the bigger picture and when that can be done then we all gain in stature.

 

Gemini- Venus in your House of Transformation will first square Uranus in your House of Groups and then when she enters into the sign of Aquarius and your House of Philosophy will next square Mars behind the scenes. Someone you thought was out of the picture could come back in with a vengeance and end up making you regret any dirt you may have done to them. Saturn along with Pluto is in your House of Death and as these two get closer the cliché of “Death and Taxes” will take on an insidious new meaning. Perhaps you think you can double talk your way out of this, but as the Sun gets close to Neptune in the sign of Pisces and your House of Career, be careful that you don’t end up hanging yourself with the yarn you’re trying to spin.

 

Cancer- As Venus exits your House of One to One Relationships to enter your House of Death and Transformation she will first square Uranus in your House of Public Image and then square Mars in your House of Friends. Someone who has consistently tried your patience ever since you’ve known them may finally have to go, even if they have been a fixture in your solar system for as long as you can remember. Some people are just knuckle-heads and that’s that. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Relationships aligning with the Sun and Neptune in your House of Philosophy should help you to detach from this individual with a minimum of drama, that is, if you can control the sense of guilt you always seem to get whenever you have to stand up for yourself.

 

Leo- Your interactions with someone on the job may get testy as Venus exits your House of Work and squares eccentric Uranus. You initial reaction may be to rip this person a new orifice, although as Venus enters your House of Relationships and squares Mars in your House of Career you may end up seeing the benefits of being diplomatic, especially if it keeps you from getting fired for homicide. Saturn and Pluto are also in your House of Work and as they align nicely with the Sun and compassionate Neptune in your House of Transformation turning the other cheek may just facilitate you being able to turn the page on the whole situation by getting an unexpected perk for your trouble, particularly if a boss happens to be within earshot and hears how patient and mature you can be in the face of such unwarranted abuse.

 

Virgo- Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity will inspire you to be willing to shake things up, while the Sun and Neptune in your House of Partnerships could draw to you the appropriate accomplices to assist you in doing whatever deeds are necessary for your evolution. Venus in your House of Creativity squaring Uranus in your House of Transformation and then Mars in your House of Philosophy may bring about some unexpected obstacles, however, you may also be surprised at the extent of your inner resources as Jupiter in transcendental Sagittarius at the bottom of your chart helps to elevate you above the fray.  “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger,” so if you can feel your toes then rejoice at your good fortune.

 

Libra- As Venus departs this week from responsible Capricorn and your House of Foundations to enter adventurous Aquarius and your House of Creativity, you might find that you’re bursting with new ideas, especially when the Goddess of Beauty squares Mars in your House of Transformation. Visionary Neptune and quick witted Mercury will be in your House of Work and as they align with Saturn and Pluto at the bottom of your chart not only will you be innovative in your approach to things but practical as well. If you have been doing any writing or art work as of late make sure you get it out there as Jupiter transits your House of Communication, you may have a lot more to say than you realize!

 

Scorpio- With Saturn and Pluto in your House of Thinking aligning with Neptune and Mercury in your House of Creativity your outlook on life is rapidly changing. Later in the week when Venus passes into the universally minded sign of Aquarius and squares Mars in your House of Partnerships you might unexpectedly discover you have transformed from a misanthrope into an optimist. Jupiter in your House of Self Worth and the buoyant sign of Sagittarius probably also has a lot to do with this new and improved outlook, especially as it aligns with Uranus in your House of Health. Those two together can be very Magickal, so if you’re feeling like you’re finally able to let go of a great weight of negativity that has been burdening you for a long time then you probably can! “I’m looking to the sky to save me/ Looking for a sign of life/Looking for something to help me burn out bright.”

 

Sagittarius- The week will begin with both the Moon and Jupiter in your sign so be careful what you’re willing to convince yourself of. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Self Worth will have you feeling a bit unsettled and when Venus enters your House of Communication and squares Mars you might feel compelled to either binge on junk food or run on a treadmill until you collapse like all the other angry yuppies at the health club who hate their boss. Do you hate your boss? Take into consideration it might not be he or she that’s frustrating you, but rather what they represent. Projection is a dangerous illusion, so if you’ve been thinking of going to therapy now might be the time. You wouldn’t want to be running away from the wrong person, would you?

 

Capricorn- With Saturn and Pluto in your sign things have been a bit cloudy for a while now, so when Venus came along a few weeks ago with her little bit of sunshine there was at least some reason for hope. Unfortunately, the Goddess of Love and Beauty will be departing your domain this week to enter into Aquarius and your House of Self Worth, where she will then move into alignment with Mars in your House of Fun and Romance. Nobody likes to see a hot chick go, but don’t assume she won’t be inviting you to come along, especially since the Moon will be joining her in Aquarius this week and even though Mars is pretty virile the ladies will have him outnumbered two to one. You may just have to take one for the team so be willing to party hearty if you must, you’ll be proud you did.

 

Aquarius- Saturn and Pluto behind the scenes are making you feel more responsible than usual, especially as foggy Neptune and Mercury transit through impressionable Pisces and your House of Self Worth. Jupiter and the Moon will kick off the week in your House of Dreams, which could represent the height of illusion. With that in mind, stop repeating to yourself (and to others) whatever it is you think you need. Rather than this mantra being inspirational, you may instead be inadvertently reminding yourself that you’re failing and that sort of negative re-enforcement doesn’t help one find satisfaction. When Venus comes out from behind the scenes later in the week to enter your sign she will align with Mars, which just might put some much needed pep in your step, especially as the Sun will also align with Mars at that time to burn away some of that Neptunian fog that has your priorities confused.

 

Pisces- With the Sun, Neptune, and Mercury in your sign now you may be indulging your feelings when you should be detached and logical, or vice versa, neither of which will give you an accurate picture of what’s really going on. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Groups can help you to stay grounded, especially as Mars moves through your House of Local Activities and provides you with some immediate challenges to be dealt with that are not about impressions but actualities. On the other hand, Jupiter flying high in your House of Public Image could have you worrying about what others may think of you, but really, how could anyone know much about you if you can’t manage to get a clear picture of yourself?

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #70 Weekly Horoscopes for 1/28-2/3, 2019

Weekly horoscopes for 1/28-2/3, 2019

 

 Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars.

At long last the Government has reopened and Rump’s wall turned out to be nothing more than a cave. Thank you Speaker Pelosi for showing us all how a leader should act when issues arise and priorities need to be kept straight. As we move into 2019, I would hope that you and your fellow Democrats will put your focus on an intelligent Immigration Policy, Universal Health Care, and an Infrastructure Plan for our country. In the meantime, leave the Mafia in the White House and their shenanigans to Special Investigator Mueller and his team. “The chickens will come home to roost” on that one, for sure.

 

Aries- With Uranus and Mars in your sign this week you shouldn’t be lacking for energy, however, with Mars also pulling into an eventual square with transformative Pluto in your House of Career it will be absolutely necessary that you direct all this energy into a constructive channel or else you may just end up like a mouse on a wheel going nowhere. Saturn in your House of Career should provide the guilt necessary to prevent you going too far astray, while at the same time Neptune behind the scenes will provide the insecurity to maintain the torque between a fear of failing and wishing to be a star. In short, if you hope (expect) to arrive on the other side of the ocean of your dreams, then simply shut up and keep rowing……Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!

 

Taurus- Saturn and Pluto in your House of Career are no doubt putting you through the wringer as they challenge you to both let go of what doesn’t work while also embracing new challenges. Of course this is probably quite exhausting, especially as Jupiter and Venus in your House of Transformation keep dangling delusions of grandeur in front of you like a carrot baiting a donkey. Try not to let your expectations lead you too far astray from the reality of what is actually going on at any given moment, after all, if you’re ever going to succeed you’ll have to learn to prioritize. Let the Sun and Mercury going through your House of Career show you how success begins by dealing with your immediate problems.

 

Gemini- With Mars in Aries and your House of Dreams this week you’ll probably want to push an inconvenient truth aside, although with Saturn and Pluto in your House of Shared Resources it’s more likely you’ll be forced by those you’ve inconvenienced to take responsibility for the mess you created. Jupiter and Venus in your House of Relationships squaring Neptune in your House of Public Image will probably cause your popularity to slide, especially if you insist on thinking that everything is always about you. Hot flash from the newsroom, even though you may be a legend in your own mind no one else really thinks like you, which means grow the *uck up and try to have a little compassion for those who aren’t as fabulous as you are…….Really!

 

Cancer- If you can manage to remember the song, “put all your troubles in your old kit bag and smile, smile, smile,” you may actually be able to get through this week without too much discomfort. Mars in your House of Career will be moving into a square with transformative Pluto in your House of Partnerships, which means you might have to push back if someone on the job oversteps your boundaries. Venus and Jupiter in your House of Work should help to keep things copasetic, but that’s only if you can manage to take the high road and kill’em with kindness rather than an actual weapon. At the same time Neptune in your House of Philosophy will be aligning nicely with Saturn, indicating that if you do keep your cool then your natural leadership skills will no doubt become clearly recognizable to everyone present (and you never know who may be watching).

 

Leo- This may be one of those weeks where you find yourself frustrated by a supervisor or co-worker who is threatened by your level of productivity and, as a result, tries to passive/aggressively sabotage you. Getting angry about this won’t help, so instead try taking some time off and indulging Venus and Jupiter in your House of Fun. You’ll likely come back all rejuvenated from your little sojourn to find the big boss reaming out your saboteur for letting things fall behind. Saturn in your House of Work aligning with Neptune in your House of Transformation could take this whole business one step further with you actually ending up in charge of the manipulator. As a great American Author once wrote, “In America someone is always rising and falling,” or as Mr. Saturn say’s, “What goes around comes around.”

 

Virgo- What do you want? Mars in your House of Transformation aligning with Venus and Jupiter at your Foundation would indicate that the Force is with you, but what are you going to do with it? Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity aligning with Neptune in your House of Partnerships is all about giving a tangible form to your visions through finding the right people to partner up with. As a result, don’t hesitate to reach out and reach high, in other words, look to match up with individuals you admire and then let yourself be surprised when you find out the feeling is mutual. The Sun and Mercury in your House of Work would further indicate that any alliances that come about now will likely share the same goals of service and concern for the common good. So what are you waiting for? Let the revolution begin!

 

Libra- As the Sun and Mercury pass through your House of Creativity something you communicate now either publicly or privately could set off a string of events that you will be able to look back on later this year and acknowledge, “that was when everything changed.” Saturn and Pluto down at the very bottom of your chart have been hinting at a catharsis like this for a while, but now with Mars in your House of Partnerships and both Jupiter and Venus in your House of Communication the seeds are about to be sown for a new you and a new world. With Neptune in your House of Work and Routines you may not initially realize what’s going on, but you will soon enough as the Lunar Arc begins the week in your House of Self Worth and the deep sign of Scorpio and ends up on the cusp of your House of Fun in the enlightened sign of Aquarius. As a Philosopher once said, “Every man and every woman is a star!”  Now it’s your turn.

 

Scorpio- A Poet once wrote, “We worship “yes” and/ Suffer “no” ignoring the/ Question of balance.” As Venus and Jupiter in your House of Self Worth make you charming and expansive, Mars in your House of Routines will provide the energy to bring joy and humor wherever you go. On the other hand, with Saturn in your House of Communication squaring Mars you may encounter more than a few spoilsports in your travels. The truth of life is that both positive and negative views need to exist, although it is hard for either of them to comprehend this when they irritate each other and someone gets annoyed. Neptune in your House of Creativity represents your enlightenment at this time, as the planet that governs both

illusion and higher consciousness helps you to realize that true balance comes by juggling (and perhaps even dropping) the balls life throws at you.

 

Sagittarius- Jupiter and Venus are still in your sign so let the good times roll! Particularly as Venus will be moving into a smooth alignment with Uranus in your House of Fun and Jupiter will still be connected happily with Mars, who is also in your House of Fun. Woo! Woo!  Saturn in your House of Self Worth may try to make you feel a little guilty, especially with Neptune in your House of Family dredging up those memories of when too much fun on your part managed to annoy some old fart in your life. Well “Beano” to them! The Sun and Mercury in progressive Aquarius and your House of Ideas should provide a liberating influence, especially around the middle of the week when the Moon enters your sign and feeling good just feels right, no matter what any inhibited, judgmental holy roller may think. At least for the next little while make your God of choice Dionysius and worship wine, women, and song (or whatever else may float your boat).

 

Capricorn- Your Ego and Id may decide to play a little ping pong in your head this week, just try to chaperone matters as best you can, especially since those two can get a bit cutthroat about winning and losing. Venus and Jupiter in your House of the Subconscious will want to act out like a playful child, while Mars at your Foundation may inadvertently get a little carried away. Of course Saturn in your sign will be buttoned down and proper, but be careful. Neptune in your House of Communication may end up committing a little Freudian slip or two, but don’t be embarrassed, especially if whatever leaks out is the way you really feel and you just need to own up to it. Everything should turn out okay in the end, particularly with the Sun and Mercury transiting your House of Self Worth and the progressive sign of Aquarius. Like the song say’s “It’s your thing, do what you want to do, I can’t tell you who to sock it to.”

 

Aquarius- No one really knows anything for sure, but we can come to understandings based on what we’re willing to experience and learn. Mercury and the Sun in your sign now represent your natural (and often insatiable) curiosity, which is getting some real incentive from Mars transiting your House of Communications and Venus and Jupiter in your House of Dreams. As the French Poet Rimbaud once wrote, “go everywhere and do everything, no one would hurt you anymore than if you were a corpse.” Wise advice, just don’t go believing you’re bulletproof, no matter what Neptune in your House of Self Worth may try to tell you. Instead listen to Saturn and Pluto and the revolution they’re attempting to put together  behind the scenes. It’s a big world out there and you’re not going to see it all in one day, right?

 

Pisces- With Venus and Jupiter in your House of Career and Mars in your House of Self Worth, you are no doubt feeling ambitious now, however, be careful what you commit to. Saturn and Pluto in solid Capricorn are trying to remind you that in dreams begin responsibilities, therefore make sure you understand that after this current fiery period is over there’s still going to be a lot more work to do in order to finish what you started. Neptune in your sign should give you imagination to spare, let’s just hope that includes the ability to problem solve as well. As Venus ends the week aligning nicely with Uranus, you could get a surprise you didn’t count on; lucky you, just make sure you get back to work when it’s over.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #67 Weekly Horoscopes for 1/7-1/13, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 1/7-1/13, 2019

 

 Hi kids!!! Welcome back to another year of Mr. Saturn’s Stars.

We’re starting this year with a government shutdown ordered by everyone’s favorite rump. I wonder, should the 800,000 government workers not getting paid eat cake? Inquiring Americans would like to know.

 

Aries- Mars is the planet of action, courage, energy, and ambition, and it has come home to your sign to start the year, meaning you’re probably chomping at the bit to move forward in just about every area of your life. Venus and Jupiter in your House of Philosophy will give you high hopes, while Uranus going station/direct in your sign could bring a little luck or, at the very least, a surprise or two. The Sun and Mercury together in your House of Career aligning with Neptune behind the scenes could bring that Zen moment that sometimes occurs when you stop thinking about things and instead just let your intuition guide you into a groove where everything seems to work in harmony. Make sure you keep your cool so you can enjoy it while it lasts.

 

Taurus- With Mars rattling around behind the scenes in your chart and Uranus just about to cross your Ascendent, try and be aware of how energy is building up within you in the form of impatience and anxiety about where you are as opposed to where you want to be. Neptune in your House of Dreams could potentially add to your emotional instability, however, with Saturn and Mercury moving into a conjunction in your House of Philosophy you should be okay if you can focus on what’s in front of you. In other words, keep your attention on what needs to be done to get from point A to point B. Meanwhile, Venus and Jupiter in your House of Transformation should provide all the luck you’ll need so that everything ends up okay. Just remember to breathe and take it one step at a time.

 

Gemini- Probably more now than anytime in a while it is important for you cross your t’s and dot your i’s and not be cavalier about anything that you’re expected to be responsible for. With Jupiter and Venus in your House of Relationships squaring Neptune in your House of Public Image, it would be very easy at this time to be perceived by others as an arrogant flake that thinks the rules apply to everyone but you. Instead, take your lead from the Sun and Mercury in your House of Transformation and make sure to do your homework so that you are prepared for anything that involves having to work with others to get something done. In other words, this is a time when it is very important to walk the walk and not just talk the talk. A word to the wise.

 

Cancer- Make sure at this time that you aren’t allowing your current circumstances to convince you of something that just isn’t true. With Jupiter in your House of Work squaring Neptune in your House of Philosophy it may seem like no matter what you do you can’t get ahead, although with the Sun and Mercury in your House of Relationships having a much better relationship with Neptune, my advice would to be keep your nose to the grindstone and play the role you’ve been given, at least for the time being. The Lunar Arc will be moving from your House of Transformation through your House of Philosophy and into your House of Career, meaning that as it aspects Venus, Jupiter, Neptune, and Mars in succession you may just end up discovering that you’re a lot luckier than you gave yourself credit for. Don’t be surprised if an unexpected payback on a favor you did someone in the past transforms the winter of your discontent into some early Spring crocuses.

 

Leo-As Venus enters your House of Creativity and aligns with Mars in your House of Philosophy, take the time to play and follow your inspirations, whatever they may be. Neptune in your House of Transformation squaring Jupiter (also in your House of Creativity) could represent a tendency you’ve had in the past to repress such visions and activities out of either guilt or fear, however, with the Sun and Mercury conjunct in your House of Routines this could be the time when you’ll finally find the courage to confront that pesky little demon who keeps whispering in your ear that you don’t have the time for fun.  In the meantime, as Uranus gets closer to your House of Public Image, get ready to be exposed to a whole new group of free and intelligent people as you little by little start to let your freak flag unfurl.

 

Virgo- A wise man once said that it is better to ask for forgiveness than permission and I would concur. At the very least it’s a sure way to find out who really cares for you. With that in mind, don’t be afraid at this time to do what’s in your heart if that’s what you truly feel. Have faith that you won’t be abandoned by someone close whose control issues are really just a camouflage for what a big chicken they are. With the Sun and Mercury in your House of Fun and Creativity, your willingness to step out of the small world a partner is trying to confine you in could very well be as much of a liberation for them as it is for you, especially if they decide to try and bring you back; after all, an adventure for two may just be exactly what your relationship needed.

 

Libra- The Sun, Mercury, Saturn, and Pluto are all in your House of Foundations and Home, which probably means that for the last little while you’ve been laboring away at something that isn’t glamorous but no doubt necessary. If possible, try and be patient for now. As Venus gains steam in your House of Communications she will eventually enter into a conjunction with Jupiter in mid-month, at which time you will undoubtedly see some fruits from your past labors start to arrive. Maybe you will even get to see some of that fruit sprouting as early as this week when Venus catches up with Mars in your House of Partnerships and you start to receive some initial indications that the world may be interested in you again. During this week the Lunar Arc will pass from your House of Creativity to your House of Partnership (reiterating the theme of new associations) so keep up the good work simply because it’s the best way for right now to be going with the flow.

 

Scorpio- As Venus enters your House of Self Worth and aligns with Mars in your House of Work this would be a good time to either ask for a raise or else start looking for something new that would pay you what you’re really worth; which, by the way, is the $64,000 dollar question, namely, what you’re worth. The Sun and Mercury in your House of Communication aligning with Neptune in your House of Creativity will give the negotiating skills to convince anyone of anything, so if someone isn’t impressed by your pitch assume they’re challenged in some way and move on; you don’t have time for anyone who can’t keep up (or worse, doesn’t want to).  Jupiter is also in your House of Self Worth and as he squares Neptune in your House of Fun don’t let yourself get lazy and simply waste all this week’s good energy in frivolous activities. Don’t put off until tomorrow what you can conquer today.

 

Sagittarius- Venus in your sign aligning with Mars in your House of Creativity and Romance could cause you to feel both inspired and antsy at the same time. It’s a potent energy, but if you’re not careful and/or lack direction, it could all just devolve into pointless escapism. Let the Sun and Mercury in your House of Self Worth show you how to be careful and not get distracted, especially with Neptune in your House of Foundations squaring Jupiter in your sign. This is an aspect that could easily be either a cloud looking for a parade to rain on or an expectation ready to over inflate, neither one being true. The worst part of Sag is that they can easily fall into believing whatever they want to believe, ergo, try not make this week about believing anything but rather about trying something new. Listen to what your heart is saying, you know, that small voice inside that requires you to listen carefully instead of the big one that just makes you feel guilty and gives you a headache.

 

Capricorn- As the old saying goes, life is one part inspiration and three parts perspiration and getting that cocktail right may be your biggest challenge this week. Venus behind the scenes aligning with Mars at the foundation of your chart would qualify as the inspiration, while The Sun, Mercury, and Saturn in your sign would be the responsibility to chaperone that inspiration to a respectable place, kind of like the Sicilian family watching Al Pacino with their daughter in The Godfather. The ultimate arbiter in the film was that the couple loved one another and the family could see that, in your case Neptune in your House of Thinking would correlate to the idea of that kind of love, but the question is are you willing to see it through like Pacino did by putting up with having to go on dates with 20 other people? We’re back to where we started so be willing to break a sweat this week, you’ll be glad you did.

 

Aquarius- With the Sun, Saturn, Mercury, and Pluto behind the scenes you are a quivering heap of worries and nerves as you courageously try to figure out how to take care of everything for everybody. Neptune in your house of Self Worth squaring Jupiter in your House of Groups and Friends is adding to this anxiety by making you too nice at this time for your own good. Let Mars in your Hose of Communications help you to draw some boundaries with anyone who is out to either con or strong arm you; don’t be afraid to call people on their bullshit and do it in no uncertain terms.  Uranus is currently at the lowest point in your chart so make sure you also aren’t overlooking anything in regards to making sure that you and yours are prepared for the unexpected; double check things like your home security system and make sure all your insurance policies are clear and updated. As the photographer Ansel Adams used to say, “Chance favors the prepared mind.”

 

Pisces- As Mars transits your House of Self Worth and aligns with Venus entering your House of Career, you are definitely feeling a need to branch out to greener pastures where your talents will be more amply rewarded. Jupiter is also in your House of Career, and while this will further boost your confidence, just make sure you don’t get cocky. Saturn, Mercury, and Pluto are all in your House of Groups and Dreams to help you remember no one does anything alone, therefore be willing to compromise and try not to burn any bridges now if someone isn’t seeing yet how fabulous you are. They will if you’re willing to acknowledge (and get down to) the work that needs to be done now.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #60 Weekly Horoscopes for 11/12-11/18, 2018

Weekly Horoscopes for 11/12-11/18, 2018

 

Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars. This week we have election recounts in both Florida and Arizona, a new henchman, uh, I mean acting Attorney General, for Mr. Rump, more senseless gun violence by a mad man, and Mercury will be going retrograde……oh well, as the saying goes, S.N.A.F.U

 

Aries- As Mercury slows down this week in advance of going retrograde, it will square Neptune in your House of Confinement, bringing up the whole notion of who’s in control of your life. Of course you’d like to think you’re in charge of what’s going on, but if you take a moment to listen to Jupiter in your House of Philosophy as it squares Mars behind the scenes, you might just start to realize how much you give your power away by reacting to certain provocations you’d do better to ignore. Uranus retrograde has backed up into your sign and as it approaches an opposition to Venus going station/direct, try not to get so frustrated with any delays that are going on with a long term project you’re involved with; someone might begin to think you have no confidence.

 

Taurus- With Mercury and Jupiter in your House of Transformation you’ll likely be chomping at the bit to introduce some form of change into your life now, however, with Neptune and Mars in Pisces squaring Mercury and Jupiter respectively, don’t try to push matters any faster than circumstances will permit. Allowing yourself to become overly impatient could find you having to retrace some steps after having impetuously jumped forward before the time was right. Uranus retrograde is moving backward into your House of Confinement, and as it opposes Venus standing still in your House of Routines, expected the unexpected in regards to delays and annoying misunderstandings. Remember, if you can keep your cool and go with the flow, next week could see you in the driver’s seat when Mars aligns with Venus and a very special helper could come into your life.

 

Gemini- You might want to rethink how others see you this week as both Neptune and Mars in your House of Public Image square both Mercury retrograde and Jupiter in your House of Partnerships. Being too suspicious could find you biting off your nose to spite your face, although being too nice could find you being a doormat for someone you should be riding roughshod over. Uranus going retrograde back into your House of Groups will make it hard for you to see anyone else’s opinion as being anything more than veiled criticism, although as Venus comes to a standstill in your House of Creativity try to be patient; time is on your side as long as you’re not in a rush. Let a situation at work jell for a bit, there’ll be plenty of time next week to make up for taking it slow now.

 

Cancer- Neptune and Mars in your House of Philosophy later in the week could have you feeling very pessimistic, especially with Mercury going retrograde in your House of Work just as Jupiter squares Mars and makes you painfully aware that you’re spinning your wheels in a dead end situation at work. Uranus moving backwards into your House of Career and opposing Venus standing still in you House of Foundations could be just the inspiration you need in this seemingly hopeless situation to say, “**ck it,” and take a risk on something new, after all, if not now, when, and if not here, where? Next week as Mars and Venus align you may just find yourself transformed into a fount of ideas instead of the dry well you see yourself as now.

 

Leo- Reminiscing about better days could be either a subconscious strategy for remaining in your comfort zone, or a conscious one to get your ass in gear and do something different to kick-start yourself into a more auspicious future. It’s up to you. Jupiter in your House of Creativity and Mars in your House of Transformation should provide all the torque you need to get things moving, especially if you’re willing to react to the provocations of Uranus retrograde entering your House of Philosophy and take a new perspective on what is more important in your life now, comfort or meaning? It’s not a trick question, just one that you need to be honest with yourself about. Neptune in your House of Transformation squaring Mercury going station/retrograde in your House of Creativity could give you either deep insights or facile explanations about your current state of affairs; you’ll know which is which by how good or bad you feel after making a choice.

 

Virgo- Frustrations on the home front may be more about a subconscious desire for freedom rather than a need to renovate anything or move somewhere else. Think of your living space as a metaphor of yourself, you can remain trapped in your habits and comfort zone or else you could reach out and embrace something off the beaten path of your usual routine. Saturn in your House of Creativity could be either a restrictive or an organizing influence in this situation, but as Uranus backs up into your House of Transformation to oppose Venus in your House of Self Worth you’ll never know for sure what inscrutable Saturn is thinking unless you are willing to risk trying something different than your same old same old.

 

Libra- As Venus comes to a standstill this week in your sign, you could be feeling vulnerable and hence are surprised by a response you get from someone regarding something you’ve created. There’s no accounting for taste and opinions are like noses, everybody has one, yet you should ask yourself why you feel so naked whenever someone reacts to something you’ve put out there? It may be time to realize just how low an opinion you have of yourself if someone liking something you’ve done is such a surprise or, if any level of criticism at all makes you feel like you’re being told you’re a failure. Creating anything brings responsibilities, meaning that mistakes are inevitable and success is impossible unless we are willing to accept what it takes to make something better and then act accordingly.

 

Scorpio- Your intensity is usually what puts others on their heels, although with intellectual Mercury and Jupiter in your House of Self Worth squaring both Mars and Neptune in your House of Romance, you could be the one now who is a total “Fool for Love.” This will no doubt be exacerbated by Venus standing still behind the scenes as impetuous Uranus retrograde freezes her like a deer in the headlights as he moves in and out of your your House of Relationships. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Communication will also likely find you tongue tied as well, but don’t worry, your goofiness will make you eminently approachable so sit back and enjoy being swept off your feet by a prince or princess charming.

 

Sagittarius- Now that Jupiter has returned home to your sign you should feel inspired to move beyond any obstacles that may have been holding you back. Later in the week as Mars pulls into your House of Family and Mercury goes retrograde in your sign, be prepared for squabbles big and small. A word to the wise though, don’t be so willing to engage individuals who’ve annoyed you in the past, use the transcendental qualities of Jupiter to ignore these people like they were in another universe (which essentially they are if you don’t live on planet ridiculous). If you have a message to get out there or even a presentation to make, a trine at the end of the week between Venus and Mars in your Houses of Groups and Communications respectively should give you the necessary charisma and gift of gab to make you an unqualified success……cheers!

 

Capricorn- Mercury going station/retrograde behind the scenes and squaring Neptune in your House of Communications could end up making your interactions with people this week quite confusing. You may have trouble remembering what you’ve either said or heard and with the Sun squaring Mars in your House of Self Worth you’ll also be more than likely to think that the other person is needlessly being a jerk about it, which could very well be the case, however, if you hope to get anything done just make sure that your frustration doesn’t get the best of you.With Venus retrograde transiting Libra and your House of Public Image you’ll probably have the necessary charm to get through any misunderstandings, but only if you can keep quiet and try not to take anyone too seriously (including yourself).

 

Aquarius- It will be very easy this week to put your foot in your mouth, so if you’re not the featured speaker at a contortionist’s convention make sure you watch what you say. Mercury will be going retrograde in your House of Groups and as it squares Neptune in your House of Self Worth make sure you keep your ego in check as well, especially with Uranus retrograde backing up into your House of Communication to oppose Venus retrograde in your House of Philosophy; you’re not right no matter what, so don’t force someone to have to tell you that. As both Saturn and Pluto get closer to each other behind the scenes you could end up being penalized in unexpected ways for breaking protocol, so try to play nice with the other children, even if you’re convinced you are the only one who knows what’s going on……Not!!!

 

Pisces- As Mars enters your sign this week with Neptune already there, don’t be surprised if you start to feel like you’re driving a car in the fog and getting nowhere. Mercury going station/retrograde in your House of Career and squaring Neptune will likely make this feeling that you’re accomplishing nothing even worse, just as Jupiter squaring Mars will make you want to go even faster. And if that isn’t enough, Uranus retrograde will be backing up into your House of Self Worth to oppose Venus retrograde in your House of Transformation, which could be translated as, “be careful and don’t assume anything”…..Like Felix in the Odd Couple once said, when you assume you make an “ass” out of “u” and “me.” Consider this observation carefully before you try to push anything forward this week.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #57 Weekly Horoscopes for 10/15-10/21, 2018

Weekly Horoscopes for 10/15-10/21, 2018

 

 Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars.

“Doubt requires more courage than conviction does, and more energy; because conviction is a resting place and doubt is infinite……”

-John Patrick Shanley, “Doubt”

 

Aries- You might need to let off some steam this week as Mercury and Venus embrace in your House of Transformation and Intimacy, just pay attention to who your audience is during any confessions or cuddles because in the wrong company loose lips won’t just sink ships, they may end up swallowing a career or friendship as well. As Mars moves into a square with blunt Mercury in Scorpio, be aware that your actions will have consequences, which could include anything from being chastised to getting punched in the nose….so be careful. The Lunar Arc for the week will be moving from your Public Area to behind the scenes, so be discreet and you may just be able to slip in that back door leading to profit and satisfaction…..enjoy!

 

Taurus- If you are currently in a serious professional or intimate relationship it is important that you be willing to speak the truth to your partner at this time. Try to be ahead of the curve if you see the writing on the wall, as Uranus is retrograde in your sign and you don’t want to be surprised by something you could very well have headed off at the pass. Mars transiting through your House of Career will have you in front of the Public so make sure your proverbial fly is zipped, especially as the planet of action moves into a square with Mercury in Scorpio and the haters will be working overtime at the gossip mills. The Lunar Arc will be passing from your Mid-heaven through your House of Public Image and into your House of Groups, so take your Mother’s advice and make sure you’ve got clean undies on just in case you get in an accident and the doctors need to undress you.

 

Gemini- It will be tempting to go off on some dishonest sleaze bag at work, but don’t, even if you’re justified because there could be some unexpected consequences as Mars splits the difference between Neptune and Pluto in your Houses of Public Image and Transformation respectively. Others may not hear the point you’re trying to make about fraud and incompetence, instead they may be put off by your anger and think you’re just being a hard ass. If you can be patient until Mercury gets closer to Pluto later in the week you won’t have to say anything, simply because those two planets are about secrets being revealed and the fool burning your cork has a closet full they’d like to keep under wraps. Smile, you’re on candid camera….

 

Cancer- Mercury in your House of Creativity will be moving into an alignment with both Neptune in your House of Philosophy and Pluto in your House of Relationships, which could mean you’ll find yourself in a position to be an aesthetic guru of sorts for an upcoming event. Your sense of taste along with your naturally romantic nature will be activated by these transits, so don’t hesitate to throw your two cents in the bucket of ideas relating to how the festivities should proceed. Just make sure you’re sense of charm also shows up, simply because you might inadvertently end up showing someone up without intending to, especially with Mars going through your House of Transformation and making you as forceful and energetic as your ideas are inspired.

 

Leo- While at times you can be as sensitive as a pussycat, there are also moments when you can seem as awkward and out of place as having a lion in the living room.  With Mercury and Venus conjunct in Scorpio try to watch your mouth, especially with family, you’re tendency to be blunt now will not earn you any sugar, particularly if you insist on telling people stuff they simply don’t want to hear. Later in the week when Mercury moves into alignment with Pluto you will have your “I told you so moment,” just make sure you don’t actually say that but instead be ready with a solution that will make you seem like you’re psychic (but really you’re just prepared). Everyone will think you’re a genius and you might even end up being proud of yourself as well for not belaboring something that was ultimately inevitable (which you didn’t know then, but you know now).

 

Virgo- What you say now will likely not be nearly as effective as what you do, so plan your actions wisely. If something either at work or in the professional sphere is annoying you, act for the time being like it’s okay, then, when no is watching, start your investigation. Mercury hooking up with Venus will allow you to keep on the down low and appear to go with the flow, although when Mercury moves on to square Mars and align with Pluto you should have all the dirt you need to bust your move and strike like a ninja. Neptune in your House of Relationships will be in on this Mercury driven stuff as well, so make sure that you’re clear about who’s on your side and who isn’t, that way only the baddies will go down and there won’t be any collateral damage. Oh, one final word, you should be executing this mission because it’s the right thing to do, not because you want to get ahead….just sayin’.

 

Libra- There is a sense of mystery surrounding you now that could be used to your advantage, just make sure that you don’t get lost in what others ignorantly project on you. Your insights now are quite sharp and you are able to see through the illusions that most people think is reality. You have true talent, but with such abilities also comes great responsibility, keep that in mind and don’t try to pretend you’re something you’re not; what you are is more than enough. Your words carry a lot of weight now so choose them carefully and commit yourself to only promising what you can actually back up. Once again, what you’re bringing to the table is valuable and because it is you can keep things simple and still shine. Mars in your House of Creativity will be like having a reserve tank of gas, so don’t worry if you’re not the first one out of the gate, you will undoubtedly be a strong finisher.

 

Scorpio- With 3 Major planets now in your sign (Mercury, Venus, and Jupiter) and Mars at your Foundation squaring all of them, your world is rocking and rolling like a stormy sea, however, rather than worrying about getting drowned underneath all this momentum why don’t you instead consider surfing this tidal wave to tube city? Uranus retrograde in your House of Relationships has likely brought back some sort of craziness from your past, but with solid Saturn in Capricorn providing ballast and Pluto (your esoteric ruler) helping to transform your thinking, consider any past drama that is coming up now for revue as a rerun you’ve already seen so you know what’s going to happen. Just keep in mind you’re no longer the person you were back then, but an evolved and self- loving person who has worked hard to get there. Repeat after me, “My name is Gladiator……”

 

Sagittarius- You could possibly be somewhat of a Freudian cocktail now, as Mercury and Venus retrograde in your House of Hidden Things square Mars in your House of Communication. With the addition of restrictive Saturn in your House of Self Worth, try to be aware of any mounting frustrations so you can head them off at the pass, otherwise you may find yourself acting out at the expense of someone you would never think of hurting or, perhaps worse, someone you can’t afford to offend. As Mercury moves further into Scorpio and comes into alignment with Pluto, you will no doubt gain some insight into your recent behavior; let’s just hope you haven’t already forced someone to pass a harsh judgment because of your alter ego.

 

Capricorn- If you feel you’re ready to speak your truth then undoubtedly you’ll find an audience to appreciate it, right? Not necessarily…. At this time such a simple assumption may turn out to be trickier than you think, especially since Mercury and Venus in your House of Groups will be providing you with an edgy, and perhaps hard to understand charisma. This will be because they will both be squaring Mars in your House of Self Worth, which could end up sending some mixed messages as you find that people seem to be intimidated rather than drawn to you. Later in the week when Mercury aligns with Pluto in your sign and Neptune in your House of Communication, you’ll likely figure out what’s going on and make the necessary adjustments; such as less is more, and approachable, not necessarily approaching, is what folks like.

 

Aquarius- Two steps forward and one step back is what life probably feels like to you right now, especially with Saturn in your House of Confinement and Mars in your sign making it seem like you’re driving a car with the brake on. In addition, Uranus at the bottom of your chart is rocking the boat while Mercury squaring Mars is making you feel sea sick, ugh!!! But hang in there, as Mercury moves forward and comes into alignment with both Pluto and Neptune, you should be able to find something to calm you down and help you focus; “Om” or “Cheers”, whichever sounds like music to your ears. At that point, the Lunar Arc for the week will be finishing up in your House of Self Worth and you should be feeling mellow as jello and going with the flow.

 

Pisces- Insights should be coming to you this week like a straight no chaser shot of reality, beginning with the Moon in somber Capricorn embracing Saturn, which will be followed shortly thereafter by blunt Mercury in your House of Philosophy reading the riot act to volatile Mars as he tries to bums rush his way through any obstacles. It won’t be until later in the week when Mercury moves forward to align with Pluto and Neptune in your sign that the gift of insight will dawn on you and you realize the truth behind the old cornball cliché, “things happen for a reason”…….yup, the reason was because you didn’t know any better, but now you do. Namaste.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #55 Weekly Horoscopes for 10/1-10/7, 2018

Weekly Horoscopes for 10/1-10/7, 2018

 

 Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars.

What a shit show this past week has been, huh? I would refer you back to my Aquarius comments from last week as well as to my Aquarius comments for this week…Maybe Bart O’Kavanaugh should be reading Mr. Saturn’s Stars? At any rate, there’s finally going to be an FBI investigation into the allegations of sexual misconduct against the SCOTUS nominee, let’s just hope all 3 complaints are fully vetted and it’s not just a cherry pick chosen by the Republican majority. Oh, and a warning to the FBI Agents that may have to talk to Kavanaugh, he’s a screamer…. and make sure you bring some tissues.

 

Aries- This may be a time when you’re willing to step out from behind the mask you usually wear in public and reveal who you truly are. Venus going station/retrograde in your House of Transformation and squaring Mars in your House of Groups will likely have you chaffing against any status quo expectations being presented to you, while Mercury in your House of Relationships squaring Pluto in your house of Public Image will inspire you to speak the truth and/or find out the real deal in whatever situations you may find yourself involved in. You are by nature an individualistic sign, so if you’ve caught yourself as of late compromising more than you should, now is the time when you may just decide to throw caution to the wind and demand, as The Pointer Sister’s sang,  “It’s Got to be Real.”

 

Taurus- Venus going station/retrograde in your House of Relationships will have you re-examining your connections to various people in your life, especially with Mars in your House of Public Image squaring the Goddess of Love and putting pressure on you to be “A Man (or Woman) for All Seasons.” Pluto in your House of Philosophy squaring Mercury should see some important info coming to light about some things that may have been said about you behind the scenes that will end up being quite hurtful. It’s important to realize that the individuals who made these statements are clearly not your friends. With Jupiter also passing through your House of Relationships you’ll likely take the high road regarding this matter, which is fine, just make sure you remember the old saying, “Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.”

 

Gemini- There may be pressures on you now to deliver at work and it’s important that you find the proper motivation in order to adequately rise to the challenge. Mars in your House of Philosophy may find you feeling a need to rebel against what you consider to be unfair demands by a superior, although with Venus going station/retrograde in your House of Relationships and aligning with Saturn in your House of Legacies, it may just be that you’ll have to suck it up and do what’s gotta be done. Pluto is also in your House of Legacies and as it aligns with Jupiter in your House of Work those two planets together are about wealth, which could mean what you suffer through today you will benefit from tomorrow. “Go the distance.”

 

Cancer- We never know what we’re capable of until we’re challenged and this may just be one of those weeks for you. Pluto in your House of Relationships is being squared by Mercury in your House of Foundations, which means that facts may come to light now involving someone you were convinced was one way (perhaps a family member) but is actually another…..surprise!!! What’s important is not that they’re a shit, but that Venus going retrograde in your House of Creativity and squaring Mars in your House of Transformation will see you leaping like a ninja out ahead of the curve and doing all the damage control necessary to reduce your losses (and disappointment) to a minimum. Jupiter is also in your House of Creativity, and as he aligns with Pluto you may find that when the dust clears even if you’ve lost respect for one person in your life, you may have gained an unexpected new ally in the process.

 

Leo- You are the sign of leadership, however, sometimes followers can own a leader if the person in charge needs the ego gratification that supplication can provide. Mars in your House of Relationships now represents the demands that your various relationships are putting on you, while Venus going station/retrograde in your House of Foundations is you remembering what you need and how you’re not getting it. What to do? Mercury in your House of Communication squaring Pluto would suggest you start setting some boundaries, although the needy folks around you might not appreciate it, but after all, they’re the problem, aren’t they? Uranus in your House of Public Image aligning with Saturn is all about you doing you, so for the time being if doing you means going solo, then so be it!  “I am Legend.”

 

Virgo- Pressures on the job could actually become a motivation for you to rethink how you gave up a dream not too long ago because you were discouraged. Venus in your House of Communication squaring Mars in your House of Work will undoubtedly help you to realize how much energy you’re being forced to spend now doing something you don’t like, while Mercury in your House of Self Worth squaring Pluto in your House of Creativity will have you feeling all the subconscious creativity you’re holding back, simply because it’s making you ill. Saturn is also in your House of Creativity, and as it aligns with Uranus in your House of Philosophy, this is the time for you to bust out and resume chasing down that original dream…”Ba ba ba, ba bop bop, I feel free”

 

Libra- Mercury in your sign is making you want to share with the world the insights you have struggled to acquire, however, Pluto in your House of Foundations is asking you to be patient because you really have no idea yet how much these ideas are going to affect the world’s view of you as well. Venus going station/retrograde in your House of Self Worth is squaring Mars in your House of Creativity, meaning that something right now which seems obvious to you may actually be quite a revolutionary (and mysterious) viewpoint for someone else. Let Jupiter in your House of Earnings aligning with Pluto give you the confidence to be patient that your time is coming. In the meantime, pay close attention as structured and organized Saturn aligns with Uranus retrograde in your House of Transformation to pave the way for the new life you will soon embark upon.

 

Scorpio- As Mercury behind the scenes squares Pluto in your House of Thinking and Communication, be prepared for a perspective you have on a certain situation to change quite suddenly. In addition, be prepared for the situation itself to change as well, especially since Venus is going retrograde in your sign and moving back into a square with Mars in your House of Home and Foundations. Which came first, the writing on the wall, or you thinking how you could use a change? It doesn’t really matter because you should feel confident that your spidey-sense was right on the money and everything seems to be going in your favor regardless. Saturn in your House of siblings aligning with Uranus retrograde in your House of Relationships could find you revisiting a weird misunderstanding from the past with a family member. Don’t expect a different resolution this time around because even if you have changed, they haven’t.

 

Sagittarius- As Venus begins her backward motion in your House of Hidden Things, expect memories of either unrequited love or the one that got away to haunt you now. Mars will be squaring Venus from your House of Communication, so if you feel a strong urge to look up someone from your past, don’t. You’re no longer the same person you were and going down memory lane could end up with you regressing in a very unhealthy way. Pluto in your House of Self Worth squaring Mercury in your House of Dreams represents the need for you to face the truth and acknowledge the hard lesson about love you received from this person, thereby determining whether or not you learned anything. Of course there’s a very good possibility you’ve been hiding in a world of illusion since then, and if that’s the case then this is the time to realize it, once and for all.

 

Capricorn- With Saturn and Pluto in your sign, the revolution is no doubt raging, both within you and in the surrounding world. Pluto is squaring Mercury in your House of Public Image, so if you find that you’re still a little lax about setting up boundaries, then perhaps someone may come crashing through this week to remind you of the work yet to be done. On the other hand, Saturn aligning nicely with Uranus retrograde in your House of Creativity will help you to be like Felix the Cat with his magick bag of tricks so that you can get right to fixing any damage that may occur. Venus going station/retrograde in your House of Dreams may mean it’s time to curb either your expenses or leisure time, especially if you have found that you are currently distracted from what you’ve hoped to accomplish. If you can be honest with yourself, then Jupiter aligning with Pluto should give you the confidence to get right back on track.

 

Aquarius- Mars in your sign squaring Venus going station/retrograde in your House of Career may require you to revisit something that might have gotten lost in your recent surge forward toward new foes and new battles. Pluto behind the scenes has been digging around and Mercury in your House of Philosophy has been showing you some really crazy secrets that could send the whole shithouse up in smoke if you were that type; well, are you? Noble Jupiter is also in your House of Career and as he aligns with Pluto back there in the shadows hopefully he will advise you to be prudent (and hopefully you’ll listen). A time of reckoning is coming for the bad guys, so just call the sheriff and don’t try to make a citizen’s arrest. Saturn behind the scenes aligning with Uranus at your Foundation would suggest you just do your part and try to remain humble; as the saying goes, “good things come to those that wait.” Surprise!!!

 

Pisces- If you haven’t been satisfied as of late, and I don’t mean with the material quality of your life but rather with the content of your character, then Mars in your Subconscious area squaring Venus going station/retrograde in your House of Philosophy might make this a good time to do some serious inner work with a qualified professional. Mercury in your House of Transformation squaring Pluto would reinforce this point as those two together are about finding what’s hidden. Neptune is your sign’s ruler and having it at home now could end up being either a gift or a curse, just like a parent can alternately be a source of frustration as well as love. Either way you need to find out who you truly are, and if that’s your motivation at this point in time, then having your ruling planet in your sign will probably be a source of enlightenment rather than illusion. Namaste.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #50 Weekly Horoscopes for 8/27-9/2, 2018

 

Weekly Horoscopes for 8/27-9/2, 2018

 

Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars. As we close out the “Dog Days” of August and head towards Labor Day, it’s getting closer all the time to that magick moment when we’ll all be able to raise a toast together and enjoy Mueller Time along with a good barbequed Rump Roast……..

 

“So won’t someone help me to break up this crown?

Let’s all drink to the death of a clown

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la”

-The Kinks

 

Aries- As Mars goes station/direct in your House of Career to start the week, the delays of the recent past that have been frustrating you should start to gradually change. However, be careful what you wish for, as the forward movement of Mars in the near future will be heading back into a volatile square with crazy old Uranus. Right now though as the Sun in early Virgo and your House of Work lingers in a Grand Trine with both Saturn in your House of Career and Uranus in your House of Self Worth, at least enjoy the fact that the asses you’ve been forced to endure recently have finally managed to get their bearings straight to finally figure out which end should be leading the way.

 

Taurus- With Uranus retrograde in your sign aligning with both the Sun in your House of Creativity and Saturn retrograde in your House of Philosophy, any ideas or inspirations that may have stalled recently could get a revitalizing push forward, especially as Mars begins its direct motion and prepares to enter your house of Career in the near future. Jupiter in your House of Partnerships squaring Mercury in your House of Foundations could also motivate you now to push back at the status quo, especially if the same old way of doing things is stifling the newfound visions inspired by Uranus. Neptune in your House of Dreams could have you feeling quite inspired at this time, so make sure some boring pragmatist who needs to un-bunch their shorts doesn’t manage discourage the dreamer within you. As the song goes, “Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind/ It’s gonna be bright, bright, Sun-Shiny day.”

 

Gemini- Neptune in your House of Public Image is probably making you feel that you can get away with pretending whatever you want about yourself and the world will just go along with it……NOT!!! Jupiter squaring Mercury in your House of Communications could see someone you’ve taken for granted giving you the shaft where the sun don’t shine, while at the same time Uranus behind the scenes starts to unravel the control you’ve tried to establish as all your co-dependent minions start to panic like rats on a sinking ship. Mars going direct in your House of Death and Transformation will signal the long uphill battle that awaits, as it slowly moves into your House of Long distance affairs and into an explosive square with volatile Uranus. Illusion and lies within, and enemies surrounding you; good luck as the chickens come home to roost…..cluck, cluck!!!

 

Cancer- Jupiter in your House of Creativity squaring Mercury in your House of Self Worth could turn out to be the kick in the ass you’ve needed for a while now. At the same time, Jupiter will also be aligning nicely with Neptune in your House of Ideas and Inspiration, making some of those visions you’ve always held in check just too fabulous to contain any longer; so, what are you waiting for! The Sun in your House of Communication aligning with Uranus in your House of Dreams and Saturn in your House of Relationships are all about getting out there and pushing back against anyone or anything that tries to control your flow; again, what are you waiting for, full speed ahead! In addition, Mars going direct this week in your House of Partnerships would speak to you no longer wasting your time for the convenience of anyone else, but instead, investing wholeheartedly in relocating to the promised land of doing you. “Somewhere over the Rainbow……..”

 

Leo- As the Sun transits now through your House of Self Worth you could be feeling a pressing need to make your mark in the world. Uranus passing through your House of Public Image would suggest that whatever you choose to do along these lines will no doubt be unique, but more importantly is that it should also be true to who you really are. Mars going direct in your House of Health and Work will provide all the necessary energy you might need, while Jupiter squaring Mercury in your sign will alternately provide the X-factor of both charisma and attitude. Leo is a sign of leadership so don’t hesitate to put yourself out there. Venus in your House of Communication aligning with Mercury in your sign will give you the gift of gab,  or the gift of presence if that’s what is needed; either way all eyes should be on you, so remember what Mom always said, maintain good posture and if you can’t say something good, don’t say anything at all…..just smile.

 

Virgo- The Sun in your sign aligning with Uranus in your House of Philosophy and Saturn in your House of Creativity should have you feeling quite inspired at this time. As a result, don’t hesitate to follow your intuition, for no matter how “out there” your ideas may seem to the rank and file minds, you will find a way to make your visions manifest.  Jupiter in your House of Communication squaring Mercury in Leo behind the scenes represents the compulsion that drives almost every great artist; it’s not that you want to express yourself, rather it’s that you have to, or else you will no doubt spontaneously combust in a bonfire of your own passionate creativity. Neptune in your House of Partnerships aligning with Pluto in your House of Creativity could also find you crossing paths with someone special at this time. This meeting might be romantic, but it doesn’t necessarily have to be; perhaps a mentor or sponsor who sees you innate potential could represent the type of meaningful relationship you need at this time in your life.

 

Libra- After having retreated from your House of Creativity into your House of Foundations, Mars will once again start to move forward this week back into your Creative area. If you have been working on any sort of a creative project as of late, make sure that over the next couple of weeks you work especially hard to bring it across the finish line and into the hands of whoever can get it out there for you. Jupiter in your House of Self Worth aligning with Neptune and squaring Mercury should also make you particularly adept at this time in regards to finding the holistic solution to just about any problem. Uranus is another friend you can count on at this time, as it crosses through your House of Transformation and aligns with Saturn at your core to make your insights especially sharp and your ability to connect with the right folks at the right time particularly uncanny.

 

Scorpio- Mars is the co-ruler of your sign and as it goes station/direct to start the week in your House of Communication you need to be ready to start pushing an important agenda forward, whether it be at work or in your personal life. Uranus in your House of Partnerships might indicate that you could face some initial resistance to some of your ideas, but the fact that Uranus also trines Saturn in your House of Communication should mean that if you have done your homework and your facts are straight you should be able to convince just about anybody of anything. Jupiter in your sign aligning with Neptune in your House of Creativity and squaring Mercury in your House of Career will probably give you all the charisma and eloquence you need, just make sure you also take the time to listen; building a network of supporters and collaborators at this time will insure that your new success will become your long term success.

 

Sagittarius- If things have seemed a little bogged down as of late, Mars going station/direct in your House of Self Worth should help to motivate you this week. Saturn retrograde is also in your Self worth area and as it aligns nicely with Uranus in your House of Work, expect the unexpected, perhaps even a surprise perk based on something you did for someone in the recent past. Jupiter behind the scenes is alternately being squared by Mercury in your House of Philosophy and trined by Neptune in your House of Foundations, meaning that if you’re willing to draw a line in the sand about your personal boundaries, you just might get some cooperation and respect from someone who depends on you and can’t really afford to piss you off. Check and mate in your favor regarding this week’s power struggle.

 

Capricorn- You should have energy to spare this week as Mars goes station/direct in your sign, joining your ruler Saturn and transformative Pluto. In the meantime, Jupiter in your House of Dreams will be providing both leadership and inspiration as it first squares Mercury in your House of Transformation and then aligns nicely with Neptune in your House of Communication. Innovative and freewheeling Uranus in your House of Creativity though will provide the real kick, as he continues in a beneficial alignment with the Sun in your House of Philosophy and Saturn in your sign. This is a time when you might be so busy that everything you’re managing to accomplish might not become evident to you until some time later on, when you will be able to look back and realize all the track you had to put down in order to get you wherever it is you find yourself in the future.

 

Aquarius- You may have had a brief rest over the last few weeks as Mars backed out of your sign, but now as the Planet of War goes station/direct and gets ready to re-enter your home turf prepare for the poop to hit the fan once again. An approaching square to Uranus in your House of Foundations could see you facing some unexpected renovations on the home front, while a square to Venus in your House of Long Distance Affairs could see you having to revisit a family conflict that an annoying someone just won’t let go of. With Jupiter in your House of Public Image aligning nicely with Neptune in your House of Self Worth, you should be able to remain magnanimous in the face of this pesty relative’s badgering, however, with Mercury in your House of Relationships, don’t hesitate to shut this person up with a few chosen words if you have to.

 

Pisces- As Mars goes station/direct in your House of Career, get ready to hit the ground running at either work or school. Saturn retrograde aligning nicely with Uranus retrograde in your House of Communication will likely have you reconnecting with associates you haven’t seen in a while, making it seem as though the air is buzzing with new plans and ideas. Jupiter in your House of Philosophy will also be aligning nicely with Neptune now, as well as squaring Mercury in your House of Routines, therefore likely setting the stage for a hectic but productive week. A word to the wise, look at the coming months as a marathon and not a sprint, that way you can pace yourself and literally experience the best of everything.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #49 Weekly Horoscopes for 8/20-8/26, 2018

Weekly Horoscopes for 8/20-8/26, 2018

 

Inertia; “The resistance of any physical object to any change in its position and state of motion. This includes changes to the object’s speed, direction, or state of rest.”

 

Hi kids!!! We have 5 retrograde planets and 3 major inconjuncts this week, so after you read your horoscope if you’re still impatient about what’s not happening in your life, refer to the above definition…. Que sera sera……

 

Aries- Venus transiting through your House of Relationships might have you feeling a little more amorous than usual, however, since she inconjuncts Neptune behind the scenes and squares Pluto in your House of Public Image, hold off on any crushes or hit and runs for the time being. The Sun in your House of Romance inconjunct Mars retrograde in your House of Career would also indicate you should probably avoid any work place romances as well; in short, let this Venus transit be about friendship and camaraderie rather than anything epic, like say, Doctor Zhivago or Boogie Nights. If you don’t believe me and insist on being either Don Juan or Juanita, don’t be surprised if Jupiter in your House of Intimacy squaring Mercury in  your House of Romance shows you just how thin the line is that separates love and hate……just sayin’.

 

Taurus- If you’re not being treated the way you think you deserve in either a romantic or professional partnership, this could be the week when the matador loses the bullfight. Jupiter in your House of Relationships is squaring Mercury in your House of Foundations, so don’t hesitate to speak your mind if you’re feeling agitated and you just might finally get through to that “special” person who’s just doesn’t seem to get it. You are no one’s option and with Uranus in your sign you might just end up being someone’s headache; a word to the wise! The Sun will be entering your House of Romance later in the week, and when he does he’ll be forming a Grand Trine with Uranus as well as Saturn retrograde in your House of Philosophy, meaning don’t hesitate to kick to the curb anyone who disrespects your heart (or any other part of you for that matter). Love begins at home with “y-o-u.”

 

Gemini- You may have your eye on someone this week but try not to be too easy if you can help it. Venus in your House of Romance inconjunct Neptune in your House of Communication would indicate that if you can be fooled, you will, so be careful. Mr. Saturn has a saying you might benefit from and it goes, “I’ve never had my heart broken, but I’ve dropped it a few times.” Hopefully, a word to the wise on this will be sufficient. Venus squaring Pluto in your House of Sex and Intimacy could make you an unpleasant customer if you should get your feelings hurt, so make sure you have an attorney on speed dial and plenty of bail money, Uranus behind the scenes in your chart could end up with shit get crazy real quick.

 

Cancer- Venus is passing through your House of Home and Symbolic Foundations, so it may be high time for you to stop trying to fix the world and instead bring some of that “Good Lovin’” of yours on home to hubby or wifey. Neptune in your House of Philosophy is about amore, but seeing as the King of the Sea is inconjunct Venus, perhaps it means that you’ve been taking a significant other for granted and they deserve better, especially with Venus also squaring Pluto in your House of Romance. Try to make sure that sparks of passion don’t inadvertantly erupt into a crime of passion because they’re all fired up with nowhere to go; just sayin’, take it on advisement. Instead, why don’t you listen to Uranus in your House of Dreams aligning with Saturn retrograde in your House of Realtionships, as they suggest perhaps coming up with a little surprise to add some spice to that good home cookin’ you and your significant other just love to share. Bon appetite!!!

 

Leo- With Neptune in your House of Transformation inconjunct both Venus in your House of Communication and Mercury in your sign, your dialogues with others (or lack thereof) will be of paramount importance now. Jupiter in your House of Foundation squaring Mercury could make it very easy for you to be misunderstood, especially if you choose to monologue at people rather than dialogue as mentioned above. Uranus retrograde in your House of Public Image aligning with Saturn retrograde in your House of Work could require you to walk back a pronouncement you made in the past that was either misconstrued or just badly expressed, take the time to do it, especially with the Sun entering Virgo later in the week to form a Grand Trine with Uranus and Saturn; your humility and willingness to admit you were wrong will have a surprising effect at galvanizing public trust in your favor. What originally came out bad could end up good.

 

Virgo- It is very important now to clearly express how you feel about someone so they don’t assume your silence or shyness is indifference, or worse, some kind of subtle criticism. This is because Neptune in a double inconjunct to both Venus in your House of Self Worth and Mercury behind the scenes will likely make it very easy for any lack of confidence you might be feeling to appear as if it’s an unsatisfactory judgment of someone else. The Sun entering your sign midweek will subsequently form a Grand Trine with both Saturn retrograde in your House of Creativity and Uranus retrograde in your House of Philosophy, meaning that any risks you are willing to take to express yourself now could yield some quite surprising dividends; be willing to push your comfort zone as vulnerability and honesty could really be your forte right now. Hell, you might even be a poet and don’t know it!

 

Libra- With Mars in your House of Foundation inconjunct to the Sun in your House of Dreams, a very valuable lesson may await you this week in the mostly unlikely place or under the most unexpected circumstances. Neptune in your House of Work inconjunct to both Venus in your sign and Mercury in your House of Groups could likely provide you with some real significant insights if you’re could just manage to shut up for once instead of always needing to point out some injustice or other. Acceptance is a great form of spiritual insight when it allows one to see something clearly for what it is, no matter how you may feel about it one way or the other. Jupiter in your House of Self Worth will be aligning nicely with Neptune, and this will likely refer to how the lesson previously mentioned will truly make you wise, that is, if you’re willing to go with the flow.

 

“The only wisdom we can hope to acquire

Is the wisdom of humility; humility is endless.”

-T.S. Eliot

 

Scorpio- Neptune in your House of Romance inconjunct to both Mercury in your House of Public Image and Venus behind the scenes could see you surprising someone by your interest in them. After all, an intense knockout like you wouldn’t be expected to have a crush, most folks would just assume you crush the world on a daily basis with that smoldering charisma of yours. The truth however, is that you’re a mushy little romantic just like everyone else, who is susceptible to embarrassing obsessions and wondering if Mr. or Ms. Fabulous even notices you. Uranus retrograde in your House of Relationships aligning with Saturn retrograde in your House of Communication could be like a cat that’s got your tongue, but don’t worry, quite often it’s the look of love rather than small talk that say’s it all; and you got a patent on that kind of intensity! As the song goes;

 

“The look of love

Is saying so much more than

Just words could ever say

And what my heart has heard

Well it takes my breath away”

 

Sagittarius- The Sun in your House of Philosophy is inspiring you to imagine a better situation for yourself, although an inconjunct of the Sun to Mars in your House of Self Worth is leaving you feeling a little depressed about how to actually get to such a place. Some additional inconjuncts between Neptune in your House of Home and Family with both Venus in your House of Dreams and Mercury in your House of Philosophy could possibly offer some valuable insights here, but only if you’re willing to honestly acknowledge how your family relationships (or lack thereof) have established the foundations for whatever it is you currently believe about yourself. Saturn retrograde in your House of Self Worth aligning with Uranus retrograde and the Sun entering your House of Public Image can certainly help now with breaking any unhealthy patterns you may have, although it will probably be Jupiter in your House of Secrets aligning with Neptune who’ll be asking the really important question when you are challenged with, “Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?” What’s your answer?

 

Capricorn- If you think telling someone what they want to hear as opposed to telling the truth will solve a current problem at work, you’ll soon learn otherwise as Venus in your House of Career inconjuncts Neptune in your House of Communication and The Sun in your House of Transformation inconjuncts Mars retrograde in your sign. If it isn’t pointed out that the current problem is the fault of the person who caused it, then it will have to be somebody’s, just be careful you’re not elected as the scapegoat. As the Sun moves into your House of Philosophy later in the week, he’ll be aligning beautifully with both Saturn retrograde in your sign, and Uranus retrograde in your House of Creativity, meaning that if you had the stones to speak the truth to the pompous buffoon that was trying to palm off excuses, then the chickens will certainly be going home to roost; but it won’t be your address they’ll be going to. Stay honest, stay strong, stay safe!

 

Aquarius- You may start out the week believing what you want to believe, especially with Venus in your House of Philosophy inconjunct Neptune in your House of Self Worth. The only problem is, with the Sun in your House of Relationships inconjunct Mars behind the scenes, there will also be someone keeping score on the situation and they may not necessarily be a fan of you or what you believe is true. Jupiter in your House of Public Image will also be aligning with Neptune, which could help you dodge a bullet by smelling the poo before you put your foot in it, especially if you can hold on until the Sun crosses into your House of Transformation and aligns with Uranus retrograde in your House of Foundations and Saturn retrograde behind the scenes. Everyone makes errors in judgment at some point, but not everyone can walk it back into a coup d’e tat that makes their initial ill informed illusion look like a stroke of genius, congratulations.

 

Pisces- Neptune in your sign inconjunct Venus in your House of Transformation may have you doubting your ability to meet a new challenge, yet at the same time, the Sun in your House of Work inconjunct Mars retrograde in your House of Dreams won’t let you just sit back and give up. What to do? At this point enter Jupiter in your House of Philosophy to lead the cheering section and amp up the inspirational rhetoric, while at the same time the Sun entering the sign of Virgo will form an earthy Grand Trine with Uranus and Saturn, a trio of badass mercenaries representing all the “Lawyers, Guns, and Money” you’ll need. Can you hear the bugle cry of the cavalry coming to the rescue yet? When the Full Moon arrives in your sign at the end of the week you’ll probably be feeling a lot less stressed. Sometimes it’s better to be lucky than good, and this week will be one of those times.