Mr. Saturn’s Stars #101 Weekly Horoscopes for 9/16-9/22, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 9/16-9/22, 2019

 

 Aries- The week will start off with the Moon in your sign doing a jitterbug with Jupiter in Saggittarius, which will probably have you expectant, impatient, and so damn excited you just can’t stand it! That is, until Mars in your House of Routines aligns with Pluto retrograde in your House of Career and the world reminds you of your responsibilities. Of course with Neptune behind the scenes squaring Jupiter you may just decide to ignore all rational advice and go ahead with your particular pipe dream anyway. Rebellious Uranus in your House of Self Worth along with both Mercury and Venus in your House of Relationships will probably concur with you hanging up a “Gone Fishin’” sign, so try it and see what happens. Live and learn…….live and learn.

 

Taurus- At the beginning of the week an Aries Moon behind the scenes aligning with Jupiter in your House of Transformation could have you optimistic about a new idea or project, although as Mars in your House of Creativity aspects Pluto retrograde in your House of Philosophy, some unexpected difficulties could arise that will slow your roll a bit and force some adjustments and improvisations. Not to worry though as Neptune in your House of Dreams will allow you to think way outside the box and Uranus in your sign will give you the necessary chutzpah to push forward with any plan, especially with Mercury and Venus in your House of Work and the diplomatic sign of Libra to spread however much honey is necessary to convince anybody of anything. Go ahead, kill ‘em with kindness.

 

Gemini- Jupiter along with an Aries Moon will have you feeling quite magnanimous to start the week, however, as Mars, Pluto, and Neptune come into play with each other later on you could find yourself having to either walk back something you said in haste or else cover up a major blunder that happened because you weren’t paying attention while you were feeling so full of yourself. Uranus behind the scenes could cause you to panic, but on the other hand it could also motivate you to double down and try to defend the indefensible. A tailor made conundrum for a Gemini if there ever was one, which should be even further exacerbated by a wooly square between spacey Neptune in your House of Public Image and Jupiter in your House of Relationships. Appreciate that what you’re expecting others to believe now may very well be beyond credulity, so don’t be disappointed in anyone but yourself if you’re left holding the very bag you actually stole!

 

Cancer- Jupiter aligning with an Aries Moon to start the week could see you trying to bite off more than you can chew, which will probably be exacerbated even further by both Mercury and Venus as they go through your Symbolic Foundation and make you feel you need to promise everyone everything. You love to nurture folks and take care of them but try to be realistic, after all, one can only do so much. Listen to both Saturn and Pluto in your House of Relationships as they align with Neptune in your House of Philosophy and try to school you on the finer points of compassion, helping others, and also allowing people to have their lessons; even if you can’t bear to watch. Mars, Jupiter, and Neptune later in the week will likely sound like a Greek Chorus and could cause you to shed a tear for someone else’s misfortune. If that turns out to be the case try to remember this, “It’s not your circus and not your flying monkeys.”

 

Leo- Jupiter aligning with the Moon to start the week could give you a healthy dose of wanderlust, just make sure your responsibilities are taken care of before you head for that greener grass on the other side of the fence. If you ignore this advice it will be at your own peril, especially as Mars aligns with Pluto retrograde in your House of Work and opposes Neptune in your House of Other People’s Money. No one is going to want to hear an excuse about why you didn’t do something you’ve already been compensated for, so don’t even try to palm off a sob story, even if Mercury and Venus in your House of Communication and the charming sign of Libra are making you feel like you could talk a zebra out of its stripes. With Uranus in your House of Public Image don’t try to kid a kidder, or else you may just end up being the one who gets kidded out of something you didn’t expect.

 

Virgo- The Sun and Mars in your sign will be aligning with Pluto retrograde in your House of Creativity, so not only should you have a healthy reserve of inspiration at this time but also more than enough energy to see your dreams through from theory to manifestation. Neptune should also be helpful now as the Planet who rules the seas manages to wash along all the help you’ll probably need through your House of Partnerships and into your House of Other People’s Money. As Venus and Mercury move into your House of Self Worth you will be exuding a lot of charisma, just don’t fall into the trap of feeling you’re irresistible, especially as eccentric (and unaspected) Uranus squats in your House of Philosophy chanting a pathological mantra of “me me me.” When Saturn finally goes sation/direct in your House of Creativity he should be able to keep you on a short leash and out of any long term trouble, that is, if you’re willing to be peacefully content instead of greedy.

 

Libra- With the Sun and Mars behind the scenes squaring Jupiter in your House of Communication and opposing Neptune in your House of Work, you will likely be inspired at this time to delve into the depths of your subconscious in hopes of releasing that potential masterpiece you believe is waiting there to be discovered. Uranus in your House of Transformation is also a factor here as one period of your life is undoubtedly coming to a close while another is about to commence, it’s just hard to know where one ends and the other begins; kind of like trying to find the horizon line as a real location somewhere. Both Saturn and Pluto retrograde at your Symbolic Foundation have also been part of this catharsis, so perhaps when they finally both go direct you’ll discover much to your surprise that you already are the new you; and have been for a while.

 

Scorpio- The Sun and Mars passing through your House of Dreams and squaring Jupiter in your House of Self Worth will likely have you wanting to tackle whatever is in the way of your perceived success, while an additional opposition and square of Neptune to the aforementioned planets could have you either lacking the clarity or confidence to do so. Not to worry, Both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Thinking will come up with a solution, especially as an Aries Moon (which is all about getting after it) squares them both to start the week. Something to keep in mind though while you’re out there trying to conquer the world or else not have it trample you underfoot, is to pay attention to those who comprise your support system. Erratic, independent, stubborn Uranus is unaspected in your House of Relationships now, so try not to get too wrapped up in your own head so that you get disconnected from the advice and support those close to you are trying to give.

 

Sagittarius- Jupiter in your sign is squaring Mars in your House of Public Image and opposing Neptune in your House of Home, meaning that it is important at this time for you to examine what is driving your ambition to succeed or perhaps even thwarting it, particularly in regards to your relationships and/or conflicts with your family. Make sure that success doesn’t represent getting back at somebody who has hurt you in the past because in the long run that will only be a hollow victory that will have to be re-won over and over again. An unaspected Uranus now in your House of Health could be a real stress inducer so try and make some time to learn how to calm yourself if things get hectic. Perhaps try taking a meditation class or even enrolling in a marital arts program, after all, it’s always a good idea to discipline the mind by first disciplining the body.

 

Capricorn- Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your sign have been restructuring your world from the ground up for well over a year, as a result, with both the Sun and Mars now assisting them from your House of Philosophy the time may finally be here for you to act on the new space that has been created from having let go of so much from the past. Neptune in your House of Communication will be all about inspiration, so make sure you are listening to your intuition at this time as it tries to direct an energetic but unaspected Uranus who’s all dressed up with no place to go in your House of Creativity. I know this sounds like a lot, but with Jupiter aligning with an Aries Moon to start the week, try to be up and at ‘em early Monday morning so that you stand a better chance to get a leg up on all the shit you need to do this week..

 

Aquarius- For everything that you’ve been doing outwardly to change your circumstances, the time may finally be here for the inner you to change as well. Saturn and Pluto have been working tirelessly behind the scenes restructuring your world and, to your credit, you’ve been trying everything you can think of to aid and abet their efforts. Now though they are going to be assisted by both the Sun and Mars in your House of Transformation and the practical sign of Virgo, meaning that instead of exhausting yourself by logically trying to do everything you can think of, it may instead be better now to let your intuition take over so you can admit to yourself what you really want as opposed to what conventional wisdom says you should have. Reading it here may sound simple enough, but just wait until the lightning bolt hits you between the eyes and you finally SEE…… It’s a new dawn.

 

Pisces- What do you want out of a current relationship? With the Sun and Mars in your House of Partnerships opposing Neptune in your sign you need to think about this and make a decision, because if you don’t you could end up having a decision made for you. Jupiter in your House of Public Image could have you lost in the clouds of your own fantasies and an unaspected Uranus in your House of Communication might very well have you refusing to listen to anyone, which is not a good recipe for relating to a significant other (if you know what I mean). The saving grace here could be Mercury and Venus in your House of Intimacy and the friendly, understanding sign of Libra. Let these two at least open the door to communicating with that special someone even if you still can’t see the forest of your relationship for the trees of your ego.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #51 Weekly Horoscopes for 9/3-9/9, 2018

Weekly Horoscopes for 9/3-9/9, 2018

 

Hi kids!!! Looks like we may be emerging from the Astrological doldrums at last. With two planets changing signs this week and Saturn going station/direct, it should start to feel like it does getting that first leg out of bed in the morning…..well, at least that’s something.

 

Aries- Hope your Summer was fun because with Mercury moving into your House of Work and Venus entering your House of Transformation, it’s time to kick off the flip-flops and put on your work boots (or suit) and get hunched over that grindstone. The New Moon will also be in your House of Work aligning with Jupiter in your House of Transformation, so expect both opportunities and responsibilities to be increasing, especially with Saturn going direct in your House of Career and looking over your shoulder like a boss with a maniacal gleam in his eye. Things may end up getting hectic, but with Uranus retrograde in your House of Earnings it may just end up being worth your while.

 

Taurus- If you have been neglecting your responsibilities to a partner, this may be the week when you’ll have to make amends. With Uranus retrograde in your sign and Mercury entering your House of Creativity to align with Venus entering your House of Relationships, plan a surprise for your significant other or business partner and make sure it just reeks of thoughtfulness, otherwise you may be running the risk of wasting that New Moon aligning with Jupiter in your Houses of Romance and Partnerships along with all the perks and kisses such an aspect would suggest.

 

Gemini- Saturn going station/direct in your House of Transformation would suggest a reckoning of sorts, especially if you’ve been cutting corners in your responsibilities toward others. Mercury entering your House of Foundations along with Venus entering your House of Work will likely be about a need to act nicer than you have been, as well as paying attention to certain basic rules that you’ve also probably disregarded. Add to all this the fact that the New Moon will also be in your House of Foundations aligning with Jupiter, and the stage is set for you to either turn over a new leaf and fulfill your prescribed duties, or else get ready for a big blowout with your disgruntled colleagues which you likely won’t win.

 

Cancer- As Mercury enters your House of Communication this week and aligns with Venus entering your House of Creativity, get ready for some unexpected good news. Saturn going station/direct in your House of Partnerships will also be in alignment with Mercury and Venus, meaning that someone who has been a pain in your ass ever since you can remember may finally get the big adios as the winds of change blow them off to Siberia or wherever their kind deserves to be. Uranus retrograde in your House of Dreams may see you receiving help from an unexpected source, perhaps someone you helped in the past who wants to repay the favor. The New Moon will also be in your House of Communications and as it aligns with Jupiter make sure to reach out to someone you haven’t heard from in a while; they may have some interesting news to share…..and fun times as well!!!

 

Leo- With the Sun and Mercury in your House of Self Worth this week, as well as Jupiter and Venus in your House of Foundations, this could be the perfect time for you to transform either your appearance or your circumstances. Start an exercise program, look for a new job, perhaps even implement some home improvements, it doesn’t really matter what you do, just make sure that it’s about reflecting elements of self-love and hope rather than resigning yourself to being disappointed by any individual or situation. The New Moon will also be in your House of Self Worth, and as it aligns with both Jupiter and Pluto, keep in mind this is the perfect time to release whatever isn’t working so there can be space for something better to come in and sweep you off your feet.

 

Virgo- There is a lot of activity in your sign now as your ruler Mercury arrives along with a New Moon at the end of the week. Jupiter will soon accompany Venus in your House of Communications, and when these two eventually combine with Neptune in your House of Partnerships, it could end up being a time of particularly fruitful correspondences with both family and friends. As Saturn goes station/direct in your House of Fun, consider planning a party or helping someone else out with their celebration. Uranus in your House of Philosophy will have you wanting to get out of any situation you feel restricted by, so let that New Moon in your sign over the weekend inspire you to make plans to get out of Dodge, even if it’s just into a bottle of vino.

 

Libra- With Jupiter in your House of Self Worth and Venus soon to follow, you may be in store for an unexpected surprise this week, especially if you’ve been struggling with a project (as well as your self-confidence).  Saturn going station/direct in your House of Foundations could offer some traction now if things at home have been stuck, particularly if you’ve been lacking either the time or the motivation to fix whatever isn’t working. Uranus retrograde in your House of Transformation should open up your intuition, especially if you have been too pragmatic and pessimistic as of late with all the recent retrograde planets. The good news is we’re down from 5 of those backward suckers to only 3 this week and you’re still standing…….let’s celebrate…first round on Venus and Jupiter!

 

Scorpio- “You’ve got the look, you’ve got the look,” especially with Venus and Jupiter in your sign now, I mean could anyone look more Gotherotic than you at this time ?……I DON’T THINK SO…… Add Neptune in your House of Creativity and Pluto in your House of Communication, and you’re essentially a walking performance piece of everyone’s fantasies. Of course with Uranus retrograde in your House of Relationships be well aware that your charisma now ain’t about love, that comes later after getting to know a nice person, right now this is about surviving as much fun as a person can stand without getting a belly ache or an STD. I know this all sounds a little intense, but don’t worry, if you’re lucky, the New Moon in Virgo should keep you as pure as the driven snow; and remember, I did say Venus and Jupiter (the Benefics who bring all good things) are in your sign.

 

Sagittarius- Mercury will be entering your House of Career this week just as Venus slips behind the scenes into your House of Confinement making it clearly apparent (if it isn’t already) that when it comes to your career you are your own worst enemy. The good news though it that with the new Moon also in your House of Career aligning with Pluto in your house of Self Worth and Jupiter in your House of Secrets, you will finally be motivated to get to the bottom of this “self worth” crap because, quite frankly, it’s insulting to have an idiot who couldn’t find their ass with both hands telling you what to do and getting paid a lot more than you for it. Saturn going station/direct should also be of help in this matter, especially as it aligns with Uranus retrograde in your House of Work to spur you on to look for another place to offer your services. Let me tell you something, you know what the secret is to feeling worthy of success? Persistence, which simply means proving to yourself what you’re worth by not giving up until you get what you want.

 

Capricorn- What do you want and what will it take to get there? As Mercury enters its home sign of Virgo and your House of Philosophy, this and many other pragmatic questions should be making the rounds in your gray matter. Add to this both Venus and Jupiter in your House of Dreams and you may just be the cat’s pajamas this week on the job or anywhere else you feel a burning desire to succeed. Saturn going direct in your sign should also give you a boost, especially as it still trines Uranus in your House of Creativity. The kicker though should be the New Moon in your House of Philosophy as it opposes Neptune in your House of Logic, helping you come to the welcome epiphany that you’re a lot more capable than you ever imagined…congratulations!

 

Aquarius- As Mercury enters your House of Transformation and aligns with Uranus retrograde in your House of Foundations, you are probably turning over and over in your mind every possible way for you to change your present circumstances. Jupiter and Venus in your House of Career would indicate that opportunities are available, but it probably won’t be until after the New Moon at the end of the week that the fish will start biting, especially since Neptune in opposition to the New Moon in your House of Self Worth has let you down before when you were convinced a sure thing was at hand. Saturn going station/direct behind the scenes should also help to loosen things up a bit by making it feel like it does when you release the emergency brake on your car and things can start rolling freely again.

 

Pisces- You better figure out quick what your partner needs from you (especially if you haven’t been paying attention) because they will tell you this week in no uncertain terms if they haven’t been getting what they want; and loudly too! Venus and Jupiter in your House of Intimacy represent a pair of lucky 4-leaf clovers just waiting to be picked, but only if you can activate your Spidey sense in time and divine the root of your partners festering dissatisfaction. Saturn going station/direct in your House of Dreams and aligning with Uranus retrograde in your house of Communication could be of valuable assistance in figuring out how to be in two places at once (in your head as well as wherever the rest of you currently is) since being exclusively in your head as of late has been the reason for your partner’s grumpiness along with most of your other current problems.