Mr. Saturn’s Stars #94 Weekly Horoscopes for 7/28- 8/4, 2019

 

Weekly Horoscopes for 7/29-8/4, 2019

 

 Aries- With The Sun, a New Moon, and Venus all in your sign this week you will no doubt be feeling Fab, however, since all of these planets will also be squaring Uranus in your House of Self Worth you also might end up being a little less than fabulous with anyone who’s not on your bandwagon. Mercury going station/direct in the emotional sign of Cancer and opposing Pluto in your House of Career could find you taking the ups and downs at work a little too personally, particularly if you find out that you’re not quite the legend to others that you are in your own mind. Nevertheless, Mars in your House of Creativity will ultimately help you to transform any caterpillars of frustration into butterflies of invention. So yes, you’re unsinkable, but only if you keep swimming…….Stroke, stroke, stroke…….

 

Taurus- Your comfort zone could get upended this week as Uranus in your sign squares the Sun, Venus, and a New Moon in your House of Foundations. Try not to get too excited if inconvenience knocks down your front door. Look at any difficulties as being growing pains rather than onslaughts against your long term stability, or worse, bad luck. Jupiter retrograde in your House of Transformation has been sending you hints that changes were in the works and as the King of the Planets continues to align with Mars in proud Leo make it a point to forge your own way if you think that any Group you’re part of is not respecting your particular needs. Saturn and Neptune retrograde can help you learn what you are capable of, but first you have to accept that you need to let go of the security of being a big fish in a small pond.

Gemini- As Uranus behind the scenes squares the Sun, Venus, and a New Moon in your House of Communication you will likely feel the urge to shoot off your mouth, just be aware that bragging to camouflage the fact that you’re feeling vulnerable isn’t fooling anyone but you, particularly as Neptune retrograde in your House of Public Image aligns with Saturn retrograde in your House of Transformation and the stuff you’re in denial about has already punched your ticket and the train is leaving without you. As Mercury, the planet of communication, goes station/direct in your House of Self Worth and starts to move into an opposition with Pluto in your House of Change, you’d be better off trying to talk with a Therapist at this time rather than spewing some Freudian bile at a world that doesn’t really care if you’re fabulous or not. The opposite of love is not hate, it’s indifference and that means no one is paying attention.

 

Cancer- Mercury going station/direct in your sign and opposing Pluto in your House of Relationships should be a cue for you to pay attention to your interactions with others and contemplate where your current frustrations are really coming from. The Sun, Venus, and the New Moon in your House of Self Worth are all squaring Uranus in your House of Dreams and Groups, meaning that perhaps you’ve inadvertently been too willing to let others control how you think rather than focusing instead on what needs to be done in order to change your life into something that’s uniquely yours. Both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Partnerships are aligning with Neptune in your House of Philosophy, meaning that perhaps the time has finally come for you to realize that your uber sensitivity can either be debilitating or freeing; it all depends on whether you can draw healthy boundaries. Remember, helicopters can’t catch jet planes.

 

Leo- As the Sun, Venus, and a New Moon all cross through your sign like a roman candle across the sky you’ll no doubt be feeling energetic and confident. Next, enter unpredictable Uranus in your House of Career and this week could very well likely end up being a test to see what you’re really made of. While a challenge on the job may seem like an inconvenience when it occurs, it may actually be your ticket out of a dead end situation and into a wider world of possibilities. Jupiter retrograde in your House of Creativity aligning with Mars in your sign should activate the innate sense of pride that is natural to your sign, so that when Saturn retrograde aligns with Neptune in your House of Transformation, you’ll no doubt be more ready than you’ve ever been to take the tiger by the tail, take the money and run, whatever…….Just do it!!!

 

Virgo- What do you want from life and what has to happen for you to get your ass in gear and go for it? The Sun, Venus, and a New Moon are all behind the scenes in your chart passing through the proud sign of Leo and telling you what you deserve, but what are you doing about it? Now here comes Uranus in your House of Philosophy and that crazy mofo ain’t gonna talk about the theory of manifestation with you, nah, he’s gonna push you in the pool and say “if y’all wanna get to the other side then start swimming. Oh, you’re getting water up your nose, so what, that’s part of it!!!” Both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Creativity aligning with Neptune in your House of Partnerships are also trying to tell you that if you can be bold enough to get after it then you’re already half-way to what you hope to be……..The rest is just a matter of time.

 

Libra- The Sun, Venus, and a New Moon in your House of Dreams are certainly activating your desires to succeed, however, since you’ve been slaving away at your dreams for a while now you’re probably growing more and more frustrated trying to figure out what’s missing in your success story? Chaotic, random, unexpected Uranus in your House of Transformation could be just what you need, yet you won’t know it until a synchronicity, paradox, or some other weird ass phenomenon upsets you’re oh so logical world and scares the crap out of you (in a good way, of course) so that it will become necessary for you to jump off whatever cliff you have to in order to see if you can fly. Both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Foundations have been preparing you for this, but since you can’t know what’s going to change you until it does, enter transcendental Neptune to whisper in your ear that the universe loves you, even if it seems more like an S & M affair right now than a fairy tale.

 

Scorpio- As the Sun, Venus, and a New Moon cross through your House of Career this week you will likely be feeling ambitious, however, be careful what you wish for. Uranus will be transiting your House of Partnerships so expect the unexpected in regards to what may be asked of you by a colleague or boss. Jupiter retrograde going through your House of Self Worth and aligning with Mars in your House of Career will be giving you a real crash course now on what it means to be in charge of a professional situation when a real shit show gets dumped in your lap to fix. This is the type of assignment that could really get you noticed, although it’s also the type of situation that could drive you crazy. As Forrest Gump used to say, “Crazy is as crazy does”…..Or was it “stupid is as stupid does?”…….Whatever…..I mean you’d have to be both crazy and stupid to agree to what you’ve agreed to, right? Just make sure you are adequately compensated not just congratulated.

 

Sagittarius- As your ruling planet of Jupiter lingers in your sign, this is a time when you could really learn something about the world (as well as yourself) that could propel you to the next level of awareness. It will likely begin with zany, synchronistic, paradoxical Uranus barreling through your House of Routines like a hurricane and disrupting whatever order exists in your life, either at work or at home. Next there will be the Sun, Venus and the New Moon in your House of Philosophy and the proud sign of Leo squaring crazy old Uranus, meaning that what ever shit may hit the fan at this time will likely bring out talents and courage you never knew you had! Of course you’ll be freaking out as Mercury stations in the emotional sign of Cancer and your House of Transformation while at the same time Pluto in your House of Self Worth is shaking you up like an earthquake. However, no one has to know that any of this inner stuff is going, particularly if you can manage to keep your shit together and slay whatever dragon you’re facing like a true Master. Heroes are made, not born, and this week you’ll have all the fixings you’ll need.

 

Capricorn-Whatever is necessary to activate your inner warrior, this week may be the time it comes barreling down the pike right at you. The Sun, Venus, and a New Moon will all be sparkling in your House of Transformation and the fiery sign of Leo, while at the same time innovative, iconoclastic Uranus will be squaring them all from your House of Creativity. This is the stuff both genius and disasters are made of, so be careful. Saturn and Pluto in your sign will be right there for you, especially as they align with compassionate Neptune, who will remind crusty old Saturn that you Capricorns are his own and well, if he’s gonna preach responsibility to you Mountain Goats then he better damn well set an example and be there for you in your time of need. Jupiter retrograde behind the scenes should give you all the poise you will require, while at the same time Mars will be right behind him to kick ass and take names. To you who are about to prevail, we salute you!

 

Aquarius- Your ability to be there now for someone could turn out to be as important for you as it is for them. The Sun, Venus, and the New Moon in your House of Partnerships squaring Uranus in your Symbolic Foundations could likely bring about a minor emergency that in and of itself is not all that threatening, however, the emotional bond that will be established between you and another as this situation is dealt with could be life changing for both of you. Mercury going station/direct in your House of Routines and opposing Pluto retrograde behind the scenes represent secrets revealed, meaning that you could unveil a very profound connection between yourself and someone else that makes all the difference in your respective futures. Sometimes Soul Mates have to be Hole Mates first.

 

Pisces- Sometimes before you can be a success you first need to be able to take pride in a job well done. The Sun, Venus, and the New Moon in your House of Work will be sowing the seeds of a true professionalism in your life now, as they are both helped and challenged by a square to chaotic Uranus in your House of Local Surroundings and Short Journeys. Do whatever is necessary and spend the extra time to get something right. It will be appreciated by whoever you’re doing it for, but more importantly it will teach you about responsibility, confidence, and pride. Both Saturn and Pluto retrograde will be impressed by your determination and as they align nicely with Neptune in your sign, you will no doubt be laying the foundations for a reputation that will be your business card for a long time to come.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #75 Weekly Horoscopes for 3/4-3/10, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 3/4- 3/10, 2019

 

 Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars.

Hey Republicans! A word to the wise; listen to Michael Cohen and don’t be like him. It’s not too late.

 

Aries- This could be a week when you hard charging Rams are forced to become a little more reflective than usual, especially as Mercury goes station/retrograde behind the scenes in the sensitive sign of Pisces where it will meet up with a New Moon, the Sun, and Neptune, all of them combining to bring out your touchy, feely and/or insecure side. Mars going through your House of Self Worth might make you try to counteract these vulnerable feelings by applying a disproportionate amount of emotional significance to something material, however, try not to. As Mr. Saturn would say, “Be careful what you think you want it can only be just what it is.” As Saturn inches closer to Pluto in your House of Career don’t fear confronting all those insecurities you usually try to hide. By letting go you ‘re creating the space for your dreams to enter.

 

Taurus- As Mars plows through your House of Self Worth and aligns with the Sun and Neptune in your House of Dreams this is the time for you to put in the work necessary to turn a long held fantasy into a reality. When unpredictable and revolutionary Uranus enters your sign this week he will square Venus in your House of Career, meaning perhaps that as you get closer to that aforementioned ideal you might just make the same discovery that Dorothy made when she finally met the Wizard of Oz. That doesn’t mean you’ll be disappointed, on the contrary, you may instead get a very valuable lesson on both looking up to others and your own self worth.  Jupiter in your House of Transformation will help you to sort all of this out, but not until you’ve worked through all the uncomfortable details; such is the price of success.

 

Gemini- When volatile Uranus enters your House of Confinement to join aggressive Mars it may end up feeling like your whole world is crashing down as a stable situation you once took for granted suddenly turns out to be a rapidly changing landscape. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Transformation will be all about following the rules, so if you haven’t been doing that up until now, don’t try to lie your way out of it. The Sun and Neptune in your House of Public Image may buy you a little time with excuses and delaying tactics, however, once Mercury goes through it’s retrograde period (which starts early this week) the chickens will come home to roost in about three weeks if it turns out you have been playing a little too fast and loose. Mr. Saturn’s advice? Make sure you have a good lawyer.

 

Cancer- Mercury going retrograde this week in your House of Philosophy might have you thinking about the past and the things you could have done differently. The Sun and Neptune are in the same house and as they align with Saturn and Pluto in your House of Relationships it may just turn out that you have learned your lessons about dealing with others and are finally ready to turn over a new leaf. Mars is in your House of Groups and the stable sign of Taurus and as he joins with unpredictable Uranus you might just end up being surprised to see that someone has been noticing all that hard work you’ve been doing and thinks you deserve a reward, especially with Venus entering your House of Transformation and Other People’s Money…..just sayin’.

 

Leo- Acceptance could be the key for you this week as Mercury goes retrograde in your House of Death and Transformation and a whole host of memories come out of the past to haunt you. The Sun and Neptune are also in that house and as they align with Saturn and Pluto in your House of Health you may finally begin to realize how much repressing your feelings has had a major negative impact on your quality of life. Of course this sounds obvious, but you’re a fixed sign and, well, you can be a little obtuse at times. The important thing is that you let go of patterns within yourself that no longer work so that there will be room for some new realizations in your life. When Uranus enters your House of Public Image to join Mars and square Venus, these realizations will likely arrive whether you’re ready or not, so don’t be surprised at the reactions of those who are still expecting the old you.

 

Virgo- As Blondie used to sing, “Dreaming’s for free,” however reality always costs something. When Mercury goes retrograde this week in your House of Relationships it will be accompanied by both the Sun and Neptune, meaning that whatever you believed a particular association was about may not be what it’s about now. Uranus entering your House of Philosophy to join Mars could add quite a bit of disappointment and volatility to this situation, although that might not necessarily be a bad thing, particularly if you can utilize that energy through the influence of Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity to transform it from disappointment to adaptability and move this association to it’s next level. Like Rick say’s to Louis in Casablanca, “This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

 

Libra- “The truth in a vessel is not in the amount it contains, rather it’s in the sum of what’s served.” As Mercury goes retrograde in your House of Routines try and look back on your past exchanges with those who are close to you. The Sun and Neptune aligning with Saturn and Pluto at your Foundation and Mars in your House of Transformation will be giving you a lesson now in the necessary give and take between people or, as Bernie Sanders so aptly put it in his campaign slogan, “Not me, Us.” Jupiter in your House of Thinking is asking you to seek Higher Knowledge, while Venus entering your House of Creativity is showing you the power of a Higher Love. It is important that you contemplate these lessons now in regards to how your sign is represented in an astrological chart by the glyph of a sunset, which is where the day meets the night and the great Unity symbol that is our planet turns from the light of yang to the darkness of yin and back again. Namaste.

 

Scorpio- Uranus entering your House of Relationships at this time to join Mars could really upset the apple cart for you now, especially as Uranus squares Venus at your Symbolic Foundation. Your current circumstances are allowing you no time for those who would waste such a precious commodity, especially as the Lunar Arc this week moves through your Houses of Family, Creativity, and Health and you review what all those things now mean to you at this point in your life. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Communication aligning with the Sun and Neptune in your House of Creativity will have you seeking a more spiritual way of being, and with Mercury going retrograde in the inspired sign of Pisces you will undoubtedly be quite pragmatic about those in your life who are pretending to be something they aren’t. Let philosophical Jupiter in your House of Self Worth lead you inward and upward to the holy sanctuary…. onward intrepid seeker!

 

Sagittarius- Jupiter in your sign is still pumping you up and keeping you enthused, however, when your ruling planet eventually moves on will you have the inspiration to continue feeling good all by yourself? Saturn and Pluto in your House of Self Worth have been pressuring you for a while, but now as they come closer together and align with Mars in the solid sign of Taurus they are instead trying to mentor you into developing some positive habits so that you won’t get derailed in the future. In the grand scheme of things this is about you evolving in an upward spiral rather than you devolving in an inward one. As Uranus moves into your House of Routines it will square Venus entering your House of Communication. What does this mean? Well, how many folks are you still being nice to that bring darkness into your life simply because you think being alone is worse? Meditate on that.

 

Capricorn- With Saturn and Pluto moving closer together in your sign you are no doubt feeling all the changes trying to grab on as you walk by. One of these transformative energies that has managed to get a hold of you involves your emotions as you find yourself feeling things more deeply than ever before, though not in a sentimental way. Mercury going retrograde in the sensitive sign of Pisces and your House of Communication has you more willing to talk about your feelings than ever before, and with the Sun and Neptune in the same place you may also find yourself having an epiphany or two as well. Jupiter behind the scenes is a protective influence at this time, so be willing to let your heart and spirit open in the proper place with the proper people (or person)……..As the song goes, ”I feel it in my fingers/ I feel it in my toes/ The love that’s all around me/ And so the feeling grows.”

 

Aquarius- With both the Moon and Venus currently in your sign you are probably feeling quite magnanimous, although with Uranus  (your ruling planet) entering your Foundation area anything you do toward humanity this week will undoubtedly be in your own idiosyncratic way. The Sun, Neptune, and Mercury retrograde are all in your House of Self Worth, which should provide you with all the insight and creativity you could ask for, while at the same time Saturn and Pluto behind the scenes will keep you on point so that whatever you’re trying to do will actually end up changing something for someone else besides yourself. Jupiter in Sagittarius and your House of Groups can either lead by preaching or lead by example, so make sure you have some alone time this week to determine the difference between the two……after all,

 

“The Silence is the

Teacher whose approval we

Most benefit from”

 

Pisces- The Sun, Neptune, and Mercury retrograde are all in your sign now and as they align with Saturn and Pluto in your House of Dreams this is the time to lay the foundations for where you hope to be in the not too distant future. The one thing you may want to keep in mind with these plans is that whatever it is you think you want should also take into consideration the world around you, that way you will be in harmony with the environment you’re hoping would support your success. To an evolved person this would seem obvious, however, with individualistic Uranus entering your House of Thinking and squaring Venus behind the scenes, it would be very easy to assume that whatever is good for you is automatically good for everyone else. As a result, it’s important that you make an effort to pay attention to the surrounding world and try not to stick your head up you know where.