Mr. Saturn’s Stars #106 Weekly Horoscopes for 10/21-10/27, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 10/21-10/27, 2019

 

Bernie Sanders was in NYC this week at a rally at Queensbridge Park in Long Island City, where he was endorsed by his #1 protégé, the inimitable Alexandria Ocasio Cortez.

I was able to sneak into the press gaggle before the event, where I got to be in close proximity to the Great Man and Lady and snap this week’s Mr. Saturn’s Stars pic. I think the title should be, “Two Future Presidents.” What do ya think?

 

 Aries- As the Sun enters your House of Transformation and Mercury engages in an unusually slow transit through the same House (covering only 4 degrees this week) you should be prepared for some deep and difficult changes, particularly since both of these planets will be in the dark, cathartic sign of Scorpio. With Uranus opposite in your House of Self Worth expect that you won’t be amenable to most of what will go on, however, with Venus starting out the week in beneficial aspect to Saturn you’ll likely be able to suck it up and make some acceptable lemonade if all you have to work with is lemons.

 

Taurus- Niceties in your interactions with others may very well be over for the time being,  especially as the Sun passes from Libra to Scorpio and enters into your House of Relationships, where it will oppose individualistic Uranus in your sign; not exactly the right frame of mind for people to get along, if you know what I mean? Don’t be disheartened though, Venus will begin the week in alignment with stable Saturn and together those two are about long term commitment and loyalty. With Mercury having a very slow week in your House of Relationships (the Messenger planet will only be moving 4 degrees in the next 7 days) it may be hard for you and someone else to say what you really mean to one another, although your actions (or lack thereof) will say everything that needs to be said. Follow your heart.

 

Gemini- With three major planets as well as a New Moon this week in your House of Health and the deadly sign of Scorpio, you need to be careful how excited you let yourself get now as stress may end up wreaking no small amount of havoc on your physical well being. Mars in your House of Creativity will be moving into alignment with Jupiter in your House of Relationships, so make sure you know where you stand with certain individuals before you assume they will be willing to fall on their sword for you. Your sense of yourself can often be a little too self-congratulatory so before you judge anyone else, first put yourself in their position and then think what you’d do in a pinch. Selfish, erratic Uranus behind the scenes opposing the Sun entering power hungry Scorpio is about as Machiavellian as it gets and that’s something you can understand very well. In other words, don’t blame someone for being just like you if they put their own interests over everyone else’s.

 

Cancer- Saturn and Pluto in your House of Relationships will have you feeling responsible for everyone in your life now, while Mars at your Symbolic Foundation will have you asking yourself the same old question, why does it always have to be me that has to give up something in order for someone else to be happy? Interesting question, but one that can’t be answered unless for once you’re willing to put yourself first and to hell with what anybody else is pressuring you about. The New Moon in your House of Creativity opposing Uranus in your House of Groups will likely result in the apple cart being upset either at work or in a social situation, meaning that if the shit’s going to hit the fan anyway you might as well be ahead of the curve and do what makes you feel good…….And screw whoever doesn’t like it!

 

Leo- If everything isn’t as it should be on the home front, then this may very well be the week when you are forced to deal with it. The Sun, Venus, Mercury, and a New Moon will all be in your digs this week so if there’s a pink elephant in the room with you and a loved one it would be wise to either offer it a drink or get out the blunderbuss and blow it to kingdom come. If you hesitate or try to avoid the situation, expect Saturn and Pluto to turn it into a long, drawn out affair where nobody wins and everyone ends up miserable. The one blessing here (if there is one) will likely be Neptune in your House of Transformation, as the Planet of Compassion will have everyone on the same page emotionally. The trick though is for everyone to admit how they’re feeling and then perhaps this clusterf*ck may just end up getting solved.

 

Virgo- A stellium of planets are finally exiting your House of Self Worth and the balanced sign of Libra, leaving you with that frustrated feeling of having been a nice guy with nothing to show for all your pleasantness. Take heart, for the New Moon this week will be in the tough ass sign of Scorpio and will oppose individualistic, rebellious Uranus in your House of Philosophy. If no more “Mister Nice Guy” is your new motto, you’ll probably end up discovering that approach is a lot more fun. Do what you think is right, call a phony a phony, and make a personal vow not to take shit from anybody and you just might end up having one of the best weeks you’ve had in a long time. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity aligning with inspirational Neptune in your House of Partnerships will be able to help you with either picking up the pieces for something that’s broke, or else flushing down the toilet any crap that’s been lingering in your life. Aaaah……now doesn’t that feel good?

 

Libra- The Sun, Mercury, Venus, and a New Moon will all be in your House of Self Worth this week, with Mercury going unusually slow (moving only 4 degrees) meaning that you’ll probably be very serious about where you want to be headed and especially impatient that it seems to be taking forever to get there. Have faith, Saturn and Pluto at your Symbolic Foundation are making sure they cross every “t” and dot every “i” so that whatever you’re trying to set in motion will have a firm base for you to build on. Jupiter in your House of Communication should find you waxing poetic and/or philosophical this week, especially with Neptune in your House of Routines pumping up your sense of angst, particularly if you’ve been feeling stuck in a situation with no way out. Some of the best art has come from suffering, so face what you’re feeling and it just might show you who you really are and what you’re truly capable of.

 

Scorpio- This is your time of the year as the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and a New Moon are in your sign and they all oppose individualistic, iconoclastic Uranus in your House of Relationships. This could mean that you will likely be a very hard person to pin down if anyone is pressuring you, or else you’ll be the undeniable Dom in any B and D situations you might find yourself in. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Communication will make you a person of very few words, although Neptune in your House of Creativity will make you undeniably expressive and poignant in all your interactions. Despite a sparkling charisma with Jupiter in your House of Self Worth, Neptune at a harsh angle to the King of the Planets will also give you a very intriguing and smoldering vulnerability…….In other words, get ready to be the center of attention, whether you want it or not.

 

Sagittarius- Jupiter in your sign is currently serving as a midpoint between Mercury behind the scenes and Pluto in your House of Self Worth, meaning that you could happen upon a secret now that will unlock the mystery of why you haven’t been all you can be, either at work or in any other circumstance that has been frustrating for you. Sound like a who dunnit? With 3 major planets and a New Moon all happening behind scenes in your chart, this is a time when conundrums and paradoxes will abound as unexpected situations reveal just how much you are being driven by some very deep and dark programming. It will be hard to know what the answer to any of this will be, so best to go with the flow and let your inner voice be heard…..And not just by you, there are some people in your life who need to hear this shit too!

 

Capricorn- There is a lot of activity now in your House of Groups, which in your case is governed by the dark and passionate sign of Scorpio. Uranus in your House of Creativity is looking across the zodiac at all these current Scorpio planets and trying to explain that a one size fits all philosophy doesn’t really fit anyone (much less you) so why are you dressing down? Get your Halston on and strut out into that world around you as the one and only star in your life, that’s the show everyone came to see, not whatever else you may be pretending to be as you brood yourself a tragedy. The old cliché states, “all dressed up with nowhere to go,” however, in your case it’s more like, “underdressed with everywhere to go.” Get that shit straight and get going!

 

Aquarius- As the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and a New Moon this week in your House of Career and the intense sign of Scorpio opposes individualistic Uranus at your Symbolic Foundation, you may have an epiphany about your professional goals now that will have nothing to do with what you don’t have, but will instead be about what you do have that you’re failing to see. Have you forgotten what a maverick you are just because you’ve been less successful as of late? Life has it’s cycles or, as the song say’s, “There is a time to every purpose under heaven,” so why are you thinking about conforming to the herd when it was the frustration of being in a herd that drove you to find your own way to begin with? Like the Mountain Men of the Old West who turned their backs on the encroaching civilization and its lemming-like stampede to materialism, go to the mountain top and seek your dream, you will survive, after all, it’s who you are.

 

Pisces- You are standing at a crossroads now, like Kevin Costner in “Field of Dreams” when his brother in law tells him, “sell, or you will go bankrupt,” yet at the same time the voices in the cornfield are whispering, “build it and they will come.” A stellium of planets in your House of Philosophy along with a New Moon are all opposing Uranus in your House of Logic, recreating pretty much the same scene as the movie in your own little life……So, what do you do? Jupiter in your House of Career will soon be getting a significant push from Mars in your House of Transformation, meaning that you should hope for the best, but plan for the worst and try not to fear being surprised either way……. Admittedly, this is not very logical advice, but to hell with logic, especially with Neptune in your sign apsecting both Saturn and Pluto. You need to be developing your Spidey-sense now, so use it!…….And learn to trust yourself.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #59

Weekly Horoscopes for 11/5-11/11, 2018

 

Hi kids!!! Welcome back to another week of Mr. Saturn’s Stars. Election Day is coming Tuesday so make sure y’all get out there and vote. If you don’t like kids put in cages at the border, voter suppression, white supremacist rhetoric, the possibility of losing your health care if you have a pre-existing condition, mass shootings of innocent people due to inadequate gun laws, or a bunch of cowardly minions representing you who are afraid to stand up to our boorish, buffoonish President, then it’s imperative that you go out and exercise the right to vote that our ancestors fought and died for. Don’t underestimate your responsibility as a citizen, everything we hold dear is at stake!!!

 

Aries- Hopefully the New Moon in Scorpio this week will inspire your natural revolutionary spirit as it passes through your House of Transformation and aligns with cathartic Pluto in your House of Public Image and inspirational Neptune behind the scenes. Add to that a beautiful creative trine between Venus retrograde in your House of Relationships and Mars in your House of Groups and you might not only be inspired to vote this week, but maybe you’ll also feel compelled to get involved with a local cause or group who are looking to make your neighborhood or workplace a better, safer environment for everyone. If there is any issue that’s close to your heart, make sure you donate some time to it this week, you’ll be glad you did.

 

Taurus- The New Moon this week will be in your House of Relationships and as it aligns with Pluto in your House of Philosophy and Neptune in your House of Groups, you may feel motivated now to fight for others who can’t fight for themselves. The activist in you could be awakened from your comfortable routine like Clark Kent running into an alley or Popeye downing his spinach; don’t resist it, the best part of you is struggling to get out and like a baby being born there will be a little discomfort involved but in the end it’ll all be worth it. Venus retrograde in your House of Service aligning with Mars in your House of Career may find you discovering that what you’re volunteering at is more enjoyable than what you’re doing to pay the bills….hmmm……has a light bulb suddenly gone on upstairs?

 

Gemini- If you’ve been going with the flow as of late, the New Moon in your House of Work aspecting Pluto in your House of Transformation and Neptune in your House of Career may have you realizing you need to get a little tougher and start to draw some boundaries or else you might find yourself being set up for a patsy, especially with Uranus retrograde behind the scenes in your chart about to awkwardly back up into your House of Groups. Mars in your House of Philosophy aligning with Venus retrograde in your House of Creativity should help with the pushback against anyone who may be trying to screw you, as a sudden influx of your natural charm will help you to kill ‘em with kindness…..just make sure you kill ‘em dead!!!

 

Cancer- The New Moon will be in your House of Creativity to start the week and as it aligns nicely with Neptune in your House of Philosophy you should be brimming with all sorts of new ideas! Venus retrograde in your House of Home and Family working with Mars in your House of Legacies could see you rejuvenating a relationship with a loved one you may have been worried about. All this person really needed was a little space for themselves, but boy do you like to worry! As Jupiter changes sign and pulls into your House of Work to join Mercury, things could start to get a little hectic on the job. You may have to put in more time at work than you’d prefer right now, but there will be some unexpected benefits on the back end that will put a little pep in your step and some extra jingle in your pocket; invest now so you can celebrate later!

 

Leo- If communication with a loved one has been difficult as of late, Venus retrograde in your House of Communication aligning with Mars in your House of Relationships should see a break through this week. The New Moon in your House of Family aligning with Neptune in your House of Legacies should further help you to recognize that whatever the disagreement might have been with this person, it’s sometimes more important to compromise and stick together than to stand alone in our righteousness. As Jupiter changes signs it will pass into your House of Creativity, meaning that if you’re willing to improvise and go with the flow a fabulous opportunity could be just around the corner.

 

Virgo- The New Moon will be in your House of Communication and as it aligns with both Neptune in your House of Relationships and Pluto in your House of Romance, a new chapter in a relationship may be ready to unfold. This will be further enhanced by Venus retrograde in your House of Self Worth lining up nicely with Mars in your House of Service, meaning that you’ll finally be able to fully understand what the Beatles meant when they sang, “the love you take is equal to the love you make,” and you arrive at the realization of just how much you enjoy the company of a partner, no matter how they may end up driving you crazy.

 

Libra- Despite the feeling that you are treading water in a rough sea and the dawn seems like it’s a lifetime away, the New Moon in your House of Self Worth will nevertheless inspire you to hold on with a vengeance as you begin to hear a little voice in your head telling you things will be okay. That voice may in fact be Jupiter as it changes signs and enters into your House of Communication where it will likely bring new opportunities, especially since it will be rapidly approaching Mercury in the same House and together those two are all about innovative ideas and solutions for whatever may be ailing you. At the same time, Venus retrograde in your sign lining up beneficially with Mars in your House of Creativity could end up bringing you some unexpected rewards for work you’ve done in the past that you’d forgotten about. It turns out there’s some truth in the old saying, “What goes around, comes around.” Cheers!

 

Scorpio- The New Moon in your sign represents just the type of cathartic rebirth you’re known for, so if things haven’t been working out as of late, don’t despair. Neptune in your House of Creativity is aligning with that New Moon, and as Pluto chips in from your House of Communication, don’t be afraid to reach out if you need help. Venus retrograde behind the scenes is in aspect to Mars in your House of Foundation, meaning that after all you’ve given to others when they’ve been down and out, you should offer someone in your debt a chance to pay you back; and that could be anything from a loving embrace to a wad of cash, after all, you deserve it. Jupiter changing signs and entering your House of Self Worth is likely signaling a significant change of fortune coming down the pike…..keep the faith baby!

 

Sagittarius-Jupiter will be returning home to your sign this week, so be prepared for whatever you’re feeling to seem overwhelming. If you’re not currently in therapy then this week’s New Moon may motivate you to start, especially since it’s going to be hidden behind the scenes and driving Pluto in your House of Self Worth and Neptune in your Symbolic Foundations area (a.k.a.  the House of Family). If you’re tired of blaming Mom and Dad for everything, now is your chance to fix stuff for yourself. Venus retrograde will be transiting through your House of Friends and aligning with Mars in your House of Communication, so if a therapist is unavailable this week you could try visiting a friend instead, just make sure it’s someone who hasn’t heard your complaints for a while; just sayin’.

 

Capricorn- The New Moon in your House of Friends may have you wondering about who you can depend on and who needs to be let loose, especially with Pluto still in your sign and Neptune wafting around your House of Communication and making you feel like you’re either a babysitter or a therapist for just about everyone you know. Venus retrograde in your House of Career and Public Image will likely be motivating you to think of the good old days when you were a rolling stone carrying no moss, and with Mars in your House of Self Worth to egg her on, old Lady Love might just drum you up a blast from the past to reminisce with. As Jupiter changes signs and enters your House of Secrets, it might just be a good idea to have somebody familiar around to share a few fantasies with; if nothing else it’ll break the monotony.

 

Aquarius- Mars in your sign aligning with Venus retrograde in your House of Philosophy will have you preaching Love this week, just make sure that you’re clear this is nothing more than your ideas about Love, that way you won’t be surprised when someone shakes their head like you’re a child and then walks away.The New Moon in your House of Career will have you so wrapped up in how to get ahead now that you might not even notice anyone walking away, particularly if your limited attention span has already figured out they can’t help with where you want to go. As Jupiter changes signs and advances into your House of Dreams, there is a very distinct danger that you may just end up being hornswoggled by the legends in your own mind; oh well, it wouldn’t be the first time.

 

Pisces- As a mutable water sign practicality is not your forte, however this week with the Scorpio New Moon in your House of Philosophy aligning with Pluto in your House of Dreams, you may just start to think of organization as a matter of convenience, especially if you end up losing your keys, I.D., debit card, or whatever, yet again. Venus retrograde in your House of Sex could have you missing a special someone from the past, particularly with Mars behind the scenes makin’ Mr. Mojo rise. Take it easy and hold on, because as Jupiter changes signs and enters your House of Public Image, your charisma may just end up going through the roof and drawing a new beau that’ll help provide a case of permanent amnesia concerning anyone else.