Mr. Saturn’s Stars #102 Weekly Horoscopes for

Weekly Horoscopes for 9/23-9/29, 2019

 

Aries- With the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and a New Moon all in your House of Partnerships and the relationship oriented sign of Libra, this would definitely be a week for you to get out there and network. Who knows, maybe you’ll find that new special someone you’re secretly longing for? Of course Saturn in your House of Public Image will be squaring some of these Libra planets so try to limit your potential associates (at least in a romantic sense) to individuals who are capable of a mature relationship. Hit and runs may be fun, but when you find out that the other party has no insurance things can turn south pretty quickly. Jupiter in your House of Long Distance Affairs will also be aligning nicely with all those planets in Libra, meaning that travel could figure prominently at this time, either through expanding a business or personal project internationally or else having someone from an exotic locale catch your eye. No matter which it is, try to keep your viewpoint as broad as possible and you could end up with a nice surprise.

 

Taurus- If you haven’t been satisfied with either your appearance or the way you feel then this could be the week to engage in some serious self-improvement. The Sun, Mercury, Venus, and a New Moon will all be transiting through your House of Health where they will each align nicely with expansive Jupiter in your House of Transformation, meaning that if you can manage to fundamentally change your habits then you can significantly change your life. Saturn in your House of Philosophy should also be able to help with this by not only giving you the determination to embrace a newer, more practical approach to how you live, but also by aiding with the discipline necessary to stick to a new program and see it through. Of course an unaspected Uranus in your sign will try to distract you with its eccentricities, but don’t listen. Instead, use the energy of Mars in your House of Creativity to push the boundaries of your comfort zone into uncharted territories, like for instance trying something different and not worrying about breaking the rules. Don’t panic, you can do it!

 

Gemini- With the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and a New Moon all in your House of Fun this week you will be itching to get out there and play! In addition, Jupiter in your House of Relationships aspecting all of those playful planets should further set the scene for you to want to sow some wild oats. Keep in mind though, Uranus all by himself behind the scenes might create some serious distractions to following through on any grand ideas you might have at this time, while conversely discipline oriented Saturn in your House of Transformation and impulsive Mars in Virgo at your Foundation could be responsible for making you feel guilty about playing at all. As a result, this could be a very bi-polar week for you that oscillates back and forth between “Why not?” and “I have to”, although that’s nothing new for all you twins out there.

 

Cancer- Four Libra Planets are moving now through your House of Home and aspecting Jupiter in your House of Health, meaning that if you have been feeling under the weather as of late the most balanced (and healthy) thing you could do at this time is rest. At the same time, Saturn in your House of Realtionships and Mars in your House of Communication will also have you feeling your usual over the top sense of responsibility to those you care about and/or work with. This will no doubt provide a conundrum for a nurturing sign like yourself, but the question is, should one pay the pound of flesh to make someone else happy or should you take care of yourself? Only you can answer that question, although everyone who likes you taking care of their shit will try to convince you otherwise. Uranus all by himself in your House of Dreams may be the wisest one of this week’s planetary bunch as he sets an example for you by doing whatever he damn well feels like. Maybe you should listen?

 

Leo- Uranus all alone in your Public Image area will likely bring some crazy shit into your life now, which you will need to choose how to deal with. On the one hand Jupiter in your House of Creativity squaring Neptune in your House of Transformation could make you want to tell a difficult individual to stick it where the sun don’t shine, but on the other hand 4 nice, diplomatic Libra Planets in your House of Communication aspecting Jupiter will be telling you to be a peacemaker, stay calm, and turn lemons into lemonade. Jupiter is the common denominator here and you’ll have to consider whether you want his largeness to be either angry or philosophical. Saturn in your House of Work could end up having the final say though, particularly if the person giving you a hard time is the boss or owner of where you are employed. It won’t be an easy week, but then again, “The harder they come, the harder they fall”…….right? If there’s something at stake for you now professionally, keep calm.

 

Virgo- Mars in your sign is providing all the strength you will need right now, although as the warrior planet opposes Neptune in your House of Relationships and squares Jupiter at the bottom of your chart you should also make sure that this newfound energy you’re feeling is being used to hold things together rather than to bust them apart. Saturn in your house of Creativity should act as a guiding voice for Mars at this time as he directs the warrior planet to remember that “discretion can be the better part of valor, especially if you stand to lose something you’ve been working on for a while for the sake of a “gotcha” moment with a critic who is really nothing more than a miserable, unhappy person. A whole bunch of nice Libra planets in your House of Self Worth should make it easier to turn the other cheek now, particularly if in true Libra fashion their current counsel turns out to be several steps ahead of whoever would hope to give you shit. Take the time to think things through and you’ll see that nice will make right at this particular time.

 

Libra- With the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and a New Moon in your sign now, this is your season and noble, philosophic Jupiter agrees, so expect him to call opportunity to you from far and wide as the King of the Planets transits through your House of Communication extolling the virtues of both your sign and the spiritual, communicative, and beautiful planets in it.If this kind of optimism seems a little unlikely in your current world, it’s probably because Saturn and Pluto have been demolishing (and restructuring) your circumstances for a while now from the bottom of your chart. But that’s not to say surprises can’t happen, after all, Mars is galloping through your House of Secrets and everyone knows the God of War leaves nothing untouched, especially as he drags mystical Neptune along through your House of Routines, meaning that “There are more things in heaven and earth, Libra, than are dreamt of in your philosophy. Believe that and Magick may just happen.

 

Scorpio- Jupiter in your House of Self Worth is currently helping you to re-evaluate your place in this world, while at the same time the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and a New Moon in Libra are all conspiring behind the scenes to help you understand what balance truly is, meaning the time may finally be here for the Sage within you to shine through with the sort of beauty and insight that only a truly spiritual person can offer. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Communication aligning with Mars in your House of Groups could see you being a spokesperson for a particular point of view now, as your ability to express complex ideas in plain, concise language will prove to be invaluable in helping others to understand something that has, up until now remained concealed. A lone Uranus in your House of Partnerships could see you attracting some “unique” followers as a result of this new role, however, if you continue to keep it real (as you always do) then the big beneficiaries here will not only be those in the world who need to know, but you as well…Imagine that!

 

Sagittarius- Jupiter in your sign will soon be aligning with the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and a New Moon in Libra, meaning that you should have quite the glow about you now as spirit, eloquence, beauty, and feeling will all be coursing through you as if a magickal elixir was flowing through your veins. With that in mind, what do you want? Ask and ye shall receive say’s mighty Jupiter, because, after all, don’t you deserve it? Mars in your House of Career would say that you do, especially if you’re willing to grab for it as Saturn supports the planet of War from your House of Self Worth while in turn propping up miraculous Neptune at the bottom of your chart. As the Doors once sang, “Strange Days are on us,” so run with that my centaur friend and use those freaky hooves of yours to get as far ahead of all the squares as you possibly can.

 

Capricorn- For all the months that Saturn and Pluto have been putting you through the paces of what it means to do things right, the time may finally be here for you to benefit from all of those hard lessons. The Sun, Mercury, Venus, and a New Moon will all be transiting through your House of Career and the balanced, just, and liberal sign of Libra, meaning that what goes around, comes around. You’ve put in the work my friend, so expect to reap some of the rewards, particularly with Jupiter supporting all of those Libra planets from behind the scenes. You might also be shocked to discover that you have a Godfather, especially since all this time you’ve been thinking no one was noticing. Let this individual take you to greener pastures where there could possibly be a few unexpected surprises, as a rogue Uranus in your House of Creativity and Fun may just be waiting with either a sudden windfall or a Super Freak who likes your style.

 

Aquarius- The New Moon this week will be in your House of Philosophy along with the Sun, Mercury, and Venus. Add to that Jupiter in his native sign of Sagittarius and your House of Dreams and it may just be time for you to turn over a new leaf my Aquarian friend, or even leave the leaf business entirely in favor of a more intergalactic outlook.  Of course the obstacle to this may be Saturn behind the scenes, but even he may have become a little more new age than one might expect, particularly with Mars in your House of Transformation and Neptune in your House of Self Worth nudging him away from the practical and toward the mystical. Combine all this with unpredictable Uranus down at the bottom of your chart and I think it’s time my water bearing friend to get ready for a rollercoaster ride to the merry old land of Oz.

 

Pisces- What goes around, comes around, especially as the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and a New Moon all happen this week in your House of Transformation and the balanced sign of Libra. This is a time to expect quid pro quo for what you’ve done and bumpkus for what you haven’t. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Dreams would concur, particularly with Mars in your House of Relationships to police the situation and clearly identify those who have merely talked the talk as opposed to those who have walked the walk. Another way to look at this situation would be to realize that if you want more you have to be willing to do more. In other words, whatever recalcitrant, rebellious, self-centered Uranus in your House of Thinking tells you to do, do the opposite…….You’ll be glad you did.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #56 Weekly Horoscopes for 10/8-10/14, 2018

Weekly Horoscopes for 10/8-10/14, 2018

 

 Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars.

Well, Bart O’Kavanaugh has been confirmed and I have a feeling all of his cronies who couldn’t recall anything are probably raising a glass now in their respective country clubs. On the other side, I salute all those who came forward (both men and women) to support the allegations of both Ms. Ford and Ms. Ramirez, too bad the FBI was told not to talk to you.

But most of all, as far as Mr. Saturn is concerned, Christine Blasey Ford is a true heroine who showed more Judicial temperament, more courage, and more leadership than whining Bart did.

So now all of you Ladies out there (as well as the men who love and respect you) know what you need to do in November. We can give ourselves a Holiday Gift of a Blue Congress so we can start to begin to fix this mess we’re in. Let Justice be done on the rebound.

 

 

 

Aries- The week will begin with a New Moon in your House of Relationships squaring Pluto in your House of Career, which could mean the time has come for you to re-evaluate your associations with certain colleagues. Venus retrograde in your House of Transformation squaring Mars in your House of Dreams will also involve your professional associations, particularly in regards to how some of your commitments may actually be holding you back from recognizing your full potential. As Mercury changes sign from Libra to Scorpio it will join Venus in your House of Transformation and subsequently oppose Uranus retrograde in your House of Self Worth, signaling that perhaps it’s time to not only talk the talk, but walk the walk in regards to what you can no longer live with if your dreams are ever going to come true.

 

Taurus- If you’ve been feeling like there aren’t enough hours in the day to find time for what’s important to you, then maybe it’s time to eliminate some of the stuff you just do without really thinking about it. The New Moon in your House of Routines will be squaring Pluto in your House of Philosophy, meaning that if your time is at a premium, then you should be reorganizing it based on your priorities and not anyone else’s. In support of this, Venus retrograde in your House of Relationships squaring Mars in your House of Career would further speak to all the creative energy you have pent up due to demands being made on you by individuals too lazy to do for themselves. As Mercury enters your House of Relationships and opposes Uranus, don’t be afraid to kick these freeloaders to the curb, you’ll be glad you did.

 

Gemini- The New Moon in your House of Creativity squaring Pluto in your House of Transformation this week will be about letting go of whatever you feel is weighing you down, whether that be a person, idea, or situation. Venus retrograde squaring Mars could find you wanting to either step away or completely revamp a situation at work, just make sure you’re not cutting off your nose to spite your face. Mercury entering into the secretive sign of Scorpio to oppose Uranus retrograde behind the scenes could see you having to scramble because of something you did in the past that is coming back to haunt you. If you can take the hit for this indiscretion then come clean and tell the truth. Continuing to lie may just make things worse and may even get too out of hand even for your prodigious talents at fabrication.

 

Cancer- The New Moon in your House of Foundations squaring Pluto in your House of Relationships could find you re-evaluating some friendships that may have run their course. You hate to let go of stuff, but this may just be a time when you have to let someone drift away into the void of their own ego. This may end up being a blessing in disguise as Venus retrograde in your House of Creativity rubs passionately against Mars in your House of Transformation and you suddenly discover that with one less person to worry about in your life you suddenly have more time to pursue something far more interesting, like whatever you damn well please. As Mercury enters into your House of Creativity and opposes Uranus in your House of Dreams, take a chance on trusting an inspiration, you may find you have what it takes to make yourself ecstatically happy!

 

Leo- If you’ve been working too much and neglecting someone special in your life then you better just stop that shit right now! Venus retrograde squaring Mars in your House of Relationships would indicate that being too tired after work is not going to fly for very much longer, so if you don’t want to end up sleeping alone then you’d better find that lost libido of yours. The New Moon in your House of Communication squaring Pluto would suggest that much of the mojo you invest in work is entirely misplaced, especially if half of it is spent complaining how much you’re suffering there. Why don’t you redirect some of your whining into a bouquet of flowers, a bottle of wine, or at least a willingness to pay attention to someone other than your disgruntled self? Maybe a little Whoopee will help to bust through whatever is damming you up and you’ll turn into the courageous adventurer we all know you are?

 

Virgo- The week will start with a New Moon in your House of Self Worth and it will be squaring Pluto in your House of Creativity, meaning that if you’ve been looking to break out of a rut then this is the time to do it! Venus retrograde in your House of Communication will be squaring Mars in your House of Routines, so why don’t you try a little experiment? Like stop doing shit you don’t like to do, especially if you’re just using it to distract yourself from what you really want to do (but may be too scared to try)? As Mercury enters the sign of Scorpio it will be aligning with Saturn in your House of Creativity, which will in turn be aligning with Uranus in your House of Philosophy; in other words, if not now, when in regards to your dreams? If not here, where? Think about it…..but not for long before you DO something….anything…..as long as it’s different than your same old, same old.

 

Libra- As the New Moon in your sign squares Pluto in your House of Foundations, you can rest assured some big changes are coming, you just won’t know what they are until they happen. Mars in your House of Creativity should mean you’re up for whatever comes along, while Venus retrograde in your House of Self Worth would indicate that what will see you through this time won’t necessarily be based on what you have, but rather who you are and the magickal power of what your essence will attract. Do you believe? As Mercury enters your House of Self Worth to oppose Uranus retrograde in your House of Transformation, stop trying to imagine what the bumps in the road may be and instead “Keep your eyes on the road and your hands upon the wheel……”Let it roll baby, roll….”

 

Scorpio- With Venus, Jupiter, and Mercury all in your sign now you should have the charm, insight, and eloquence to get whatever you want…..So, what do you want? The New Moon behind the scenes in Libra angling with Pluto in your House of Thinking would suggest that whatever you would hope to accomplish will likely have more to do with what you’re willing to let go of rather than worrying about what you can acquire. I know that sounds more Zen than you’d care to hear, but with the Lunar Arc this week progressing through the depths of your mind, whatever you would hope to find in the future will likely be more about how you can ask questions creatively (which is really voicing your intuitions) rather than remaining in the comfort zone of your current understandings and getting meaningless assurances of what you already know.

 

Sagittarius- The New Moon in your House of Groups angling against Pluto in your House of Self Worth will be requiring you to move past the judgments of others, especially if you’ve said or done something as of late that was a matter of conscience. Mars in your House of Communications squaring Venus behind the scenes would indicate that your words have had a great deal of power, just realize that telling the truth can make you just as many enemies as friends and there’s no accounting for taste. As Mercury, the planet of communication, moves behind the scenes in your chart, make sure to get back to a familiar routine in which you can relax and feel productive again; leave fixing the world to those who are arrogant enough to believe they can. You did your bit and you should be proud.

 

Capricorn- The New Moon will be in your House of Career to start the week and it will be squaring Pluto in your sign, meaning that you will likely be challenged to let go of something you might have once thought was important but right now may not be all that and a bag of chips. Mars in your House of Self Worth squaring Venus retrograde in your House of Dreams could either motivate you to try and hold on like a pit bull or else let go like a fist when you open your hand; it’s up to you so make sure you’re seeing the forest for the trees before allowing yourself to worry that all may be lost. As Mercury moves into your House of Dreams to square Uranus retrograde in your House of Creativity, you may just discover that whatever has departed from your life may just turn out to be a blessing in disguise by providing a space for something better.

 

Aquarius- Mars in your sign squaring Venus retrograde in your House of Career may have you scrambling desperately to try and salvage what is seemingly a lost cause, especially since an unpredictable Uranus retrograde is lingering in your House of Foundations to oppose Mercury as it enters the revealing and often blunt sign of Scorpio. Something you had hoped would remain hidden is now going to be in the open for all to see. The New Moon in your House of Philosophy squaring Pluto behind the scenes will be trying to tell you that ambition has been your undoing in this matter, not some conspiracy on the part of those who have asked sensible questions that you simply felt above having to answer. Only the true king can pull the sword from the stone….Amen.

 

Pisces- Sometimes the journey to make a dream come true is meant to change us rather than our getting what we think we want. The New Moon in your House of Transformation squaring Pluto in your House of Dreams could perhaps be indicating that this is such a time or, on the other hand, any delays that are occurring now could be hinting that the time is not right yet for your ambitions to be fulfilled? Mars behind the scenes is probably making it hard for you to accept this, especially as it squares Venus retrograde in your House of Philosophy, which keeps your desire in front of you like a carrot baiting a donkey. As Mercury enters the secretive sign of Scorpio and your House of Philosophy, an important piece of information could be revealed in the near future that will either indicate you should remain patient, or else move on once and for all.