Mr. Saturn’s Stars #54 Weekly Horoscopes for 9/24-9/30, 2018

Weekly Horoscopes for 9/24- 9/30, 2018

 

 Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars.

On Monday there will be a Full Harvest Moon ushering in the week as Ms. Christine Blasey Ford is set to testify on Thursday before the all male Senate Judiciary Committe regarding her allegations of Sexual Misconduct against Supreme Court Nominee Brett Kavanaugh.

It was 27 years ago (approximately the duration of a Saturn Return) when Anita Hill testified against Clarence Thomas and made an obscure porn star named “Long Dong Silver” into a household name of sorts. Back then Anita was by herself and the boys club won out, now though Ms. Ford has the #metoo movement behind her…..and, for what it’s worth, Mr. Saturn as well……Let justice be done.

 

Aries- With a Full Harvest Moon in your sign to start the week, plus Mars in your House of Groups and the Sun in your House of Partnerships, it’s time to move forward with any collaborative projects that may have been languishing during this past summer of retrograde planets. Saturn in your House of Career may still throw a few obstacles in your way, however, if these matters are taken care of in a timely fashion, you may be surprised to discover that you’ve made lemonade out of lemons and it’s quite tasty. Both Venus and Jupiter are in your House of Transformation now, so try to look at any changes that come along as opportunities rather than inconveniences and you should end up “aw-ight,” like a one-eyed cat sitting in a seafood store.

 

Taurus- The Full Moon this week will occur behind the scenes in your chart and should serve as a motivator to help you focus on what needs to be done. Mars in your House of Career aligning with the Sun and Mercury in your House of Work will make you more ambitious than usual, so make sure your energy is channeled into activities that will provide long term benefits as well as immediate enjoyment. Jupiter and Venus in your House of Relationships will give you an intuitive edge in your dealings with others, so follow the tingles of your spidey sense to wherever they may lead; especially if it involves foreign travel or any exotic strangers.

 

Gemini- You could be torn this week between the needs of your career and the desires of a loved one; what to do? The Sun and Mercury in your House of Romance will be pushing for  play time, while the Full Moon in your House of Groups will have you facing responsibilities either on the job or involving a project that means a lot to you. Mars in your House of Philosophy will have you believing that you can be all things to all people, just be careful you don’t end up burning out like “Jumpin’ Jack Flash” after trying to burn the candle at both ends. Venus and Jupiter in your House of Health might be an indication that you could benefit from some form of inner healing like reiki, homeopathy, or even psychoanalysis, that is, if you’re willing to sit still long enough.

 

Cancer- The Full Moon this week will be in your House of Career and as it aligns with Mars in your House of Transformation and the Sun illuminating the depths of your chart, be prepared to push or be pushed forward in the job arena. Jupiter in your House of Creativity aligning with Pluto in your House of Partnerships likely means someone in a position of power has high expectations for you, despite any misgivings you may have about them (or yourself). Saturn aligning with the Moon conjunct Uranus later in the week may end up being your Neo moment from the Matrix, you know, when he pulls down the helicopter? Can’t you just hear Morpheus commenting to Trinity, “I think he’s starting to believe.”

 

Leo- Refraining from choosing is still making a choice, so get ready for shit to happen this week whether you like it or not. The Full Moon will be in your House of Philosophy and as it aligns with Mars in your House of Partnerships and the Sun in your House of Communication, be prepared to take charge before you’re forced to play catch up with someone who’s trying to take away what’s yours. Take a stand if you have to, but also be willing to cooperate if it’s in your best interest, after all, half of something is better than all of nothing. Consider trying to smooth out the lines of communication with a loved one, especially since Venus and Jupiter are in your House of Home; a simple apology if you’ve been wrong will set things right.

 

Virgo- You’ve been caught up in day-to-day challenges for so long now that it’s only just starting to dawn on you that your life has suddenly turned into something unrecognizable. Who are you? What are you doing, and why? The Full Moon in your House of Transformation opposing the Sun and Mercury in your House of Self Worth has you asking these questions because you are beginning to realize without others needing something you don’t know what you want. Jupiter and Venus in your House of Communication aligning with Pluto in your House of Creativity represents your burning artistic desire that’s all dressed up with no place to go….so what are you waiting for? Neptune in your House of Relationships is saying, “Don’t ask for permission, ask for forgiveness”…..are you listening?

 

Libra- With the Full Moon in your House of Partnerships aligning with Mars in your House of Creativity, a project that’s been very near and dear to you may be on the verge of finding a home. Venus and Jupiter in your House of Earnings aligning with Pluto and Saturn in your House of Foundations could see someone willing to make an investment in something you’ve done that could open the door for you to a new kind of life. Uranus retrograde in your House of Transformation will make the whole scenario seem like some sort of mystical coincidence, but don’t believe for one second that you’re struggles over the last few years haven’t had anything to do with what’s happening. Like in “Field of Dreams” when Kevin Costner thinks the whole thing was for Shoeless Joe, but then the ghost of Joe say’s, “No, it was you.”

 

Scorpio- Your head may be filled now with ideas of richer pastures, but be careful, have you ever heard the expression, the grass always seems greener on the other side of the fence? The Full Moon in your House of Routines and Mars squaring Uranus may have you feeling stuck and wanting to change just for change’s sake, but with the Sun illuminating your House of Confinement and Mercury recording it all, maybe you should take a moment to consider that perhaps what you’re really trying to do is run away from yourself? Venus and Jupiter in your sign aligning with Neptune and Pluto will allow you to manifest just about anything you need, but perhaps all you really should be concerned with is a clean, well lit inner temple?

 

Sagittarius- Mars squaring Uranus brings confrontations, accidents, and mishaps of all kinds, yet sometimes these unfortunate occurrences are designed to slow our asses down because we’re breezing through life too quickly and heading straight to hell without really thinking about it too much. When one is forced to stop, one is also forced to think, and that, my Centaur friend, can be the most excruciating thing of all for someone who has just been going through the motions. The Full Moon in your House of Creativity aligning with Mars in your House of Communication, along with Uranus retrograde in your House of Work aligning with Saturn in your House of Self Worth, are all trying to flag you down and get you looking in another direction, specifically within yourself, where Jupiter and Venus are waiting with all you need to make Magick happen; namely confidence and self love.

 

Capricorn- If you don’t like where you are or what’s going on in your life, then change something (hint…maybe try starting with yourself?). The Full Moon in your House of Home aligning with Mars in your House of Self Worth would suggest it’s time to let your thoughts be known if a relationship or living situation is starting to unravel. Uranus retrograde in your House of Creativity squaring the aforementioned Mars might be making you feel like you should just leave the situation, but didn’t you do that a while ago to get where you currently are and now the same shit’s happening again? Yes? Then don’t run away, instead fearlessly go within and ask yourself what you want; and if that doesn’t work then honestly ask yourself who you are (better question). Jupiter and Venus in your House of Dreams are only waiting on your marching orders.

 

Aquarius- With Mars in your sign and the Aries Full Harvest Moon in your House of Communications, you will no doubt be willing to express your opinions to whoever is willing to listen (and even to those who are not willing to listen). Uranus retrograde at your Foundation will be squaring the aforementioned Mars, so be careful at just how much you spout off, for with Saturn behind the scenes squaring the Sun you may inadvertently end up projecting hang-ups onto innocent bystanders rather than viable opinions. Venus and Jupiter in Scorpio and your House of Public Image would suggest you err on the side of silence when you’re out and about, especially since Neptune in your House of Self Worth could cause you to misspeak and we’ve all had just about enough of alternate facts for the foreseeable future; thank you!

 

Pisces- The Full Harvest Moon in Aries may have you starting off this week feeling a little edgy, especially with Mars behind the scenes squaring Uranus in your House of Communications. Try to think before you speak or you may end up having to defend yourself after you speak. Listen to the advice of Venus in your House of Philosophy and Saturn in your House of Dreams as they ask you to try to be patient and realize Rome wasn’t built in a day. The Sun and Mercury in the sign of Libra and your House of Transformation could provide the necessary diplomatic skills to get through this touchy time, that is, if you can let go of defining yourself by what you don’t have and instead start appreciating yourself for everything you are.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #52 Weekly Horoscopes for 9/10-9/16, 2018

Weekly Horoscopes for 9/10-9/16, 2018

 

 “Human kind cannot bear very much reality.”

-T.S. Eliot

 

Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars. Believe it or not we’ve been doing this for a year already…..Has it really been that long? Time flies, huh? I ‘ve tried to keep it as real as I can, but who knows what’s real, right?… At any rate, let’s just keep plugging along and no doubt reality will find us, it always does……..

 

Aries- As the Sun and Mercury pass through your House of Routines you will feel a need for things to be organized, yet with Uranus retrograde in your House of Self Worth and Venus in your House of Transformation both squaring Mars entering Aquarius and your House of Groups, what you feel is necessary in a professional or social situation may be so at odds with what the circumstances will allow that chaos may be the rule of the universe right now rather than order. Of course this will frustrate you, but it may also end up bringing out some hidden talents that may just make you realize you’re often at your best when your pissed off.

 

Taurus- If you have an idea that’s close to your heart that you would like to see become a manifest reality, you may just have to be willing to struggle with resistance from some individual or group who doesn’t particularly share your aesthetics.  This could get testy as Uranus in your sign opposes Venus in your House of Partnerships and squares Mars in your House of Public Image. Don’t let anyone tell you who or what you can be, especially with Mercury coming into opposition with Neptune; this person may have an axe to grind and there’s no reason you should agree to be their tool for it. Jupiter aligning with Pluto should aid in finding whatever support you may need in the face of any opposition, that is, if you’re willing to believe in yourself without reservation.

 

Gemini- Unexpected difficulties at work may require you to modify some long-standing attitudes you have about the rules of engagement when someone disagrees with you. Uranus behind the scenes squaring Mars may make you want to kick ass and take no prisoners, but Venus in Scorpio could have a better strategy; don’t play to a role someone else has typecast you in, after all that would mean they’re in control and we all know that isn’t something you can live with. Jupiter aligning with both Pluto and Neptune would suggest that the strategy of the black widow spider may be best for this situation; in other words, invite them to dinner, but don’t let them know they’re the entrée until they’ve drank enough of your wine. Cheers!

 

Cancer- You can’t be the star of your life if you let people indiscriminately re-write the script you imagine for yourself. Mars in your House of Transformation squaring both Venus in your House of Creativity and Uranus retrograde in your House of Dreams are trying to inspire you now to fight back against anyone who feels they can typecast you based on their selfishness, prejudices, or ignorance. Jupiter is also in that House of Creativity, and as he aligns with Neptune in your House of Philosophy and Pluto in your House of Relationships, be willing to think outside of the box, not the one others have tried to put you in, but rather the one you’ve inadvertantly constructed because of the way you have learned to think about yourself. “It’ your thing, do what you wanna do, no one can tell ya who to sock it to.”

 

Leo- If you’re feeling a need to rebel, take a moment to ask yourself why instead of assuming that because your feeling oppressed it’s someone else’s fault. Mars entering your House of Relationships and squaring both Uranus retrograde in your House of Public Image and Venus at your Foundation is a testy set of aspects that could be as much about how you feel about yourself as about how others may be treating you. Jupiter is also at your Foundation and as he aligns with Neptune in your House of Transformation you may be asked to realize a very simple premise….If someone calls you an idiot and you argue with them about it, you are……Get it?

 

Virgo- With the Sun and Mercury currently in your sign, you will no doubt be focused on trying to make everything just right for you and yours, however, don’t get too carried away. Finding too many things wrong might just be your mindset now rather than the actual state of affairs; and remember, nobody  likes a nit-picker. If you’re willing to let Jupiter aligning with Neptune show you how to go with the flow, then Pluto in your House of Creativity may finally see you learning about Zen and the Art of, well, anything you want to do. If you’re not willing to flow with things, then Uranus squaring Mars in your House of Routines will likely see you battling with just about everything right now, but mostly yourself. A word to the wise…

 

Libra- The Sun and Mercury behind the scenes aligning with Jupiter in your House of Self Worth will likely have you feeling very introspective now, and with Neptune also involved in this from your House of Work, you may end up being too hard on yourself as a result. Pluto and Saturn in your House of Foundations are speaking to a fundamental change going on in your life, just don’t assume you can know what that will be before it actually happens. Venus in your House of Self Worth squaring Mars in your House of Creativity represents the part of you that will rise to any occasion, and with Uranus contributing to this from your House of Transformation expect the unexpected…and that could be something great, so pick your head up and keep your eyes open!!!

 

Scorpio- Jupiter and Venus in your sign aligning with Neptune in your House of Romance and Pluto in your House of Communication likely means that you’ll probably be able to get away with saying just about anything to anybody now, so go ahead, ask for whatever it is you want from a boss, colleague, or lover. Mars in your House of Foundations and Uranus in your House of Relationships could see a situation either at home or work take a very weird turn (maybe because of what you just asked?) but don’t assume it’s bad. When we choose to expand our reality the ghosts of yesterday may just become the Angels of tomorrow, if you believe. In the meantime, try not to hold onto an old morality that’s trying to judge a change while it’s happening……. That’s God’s business (he, she, or it).

 

Sagittarius- If weird stuff has been happening on the job you can most assuredly blame it on Uranus retrograde, especially this week as it squares Mars in your House of Communication and makes everybody seem erratic and “stressed.” Jupiter and Venus behind the scenes aligning with Mercury and Pluto would suggest you probably have some clever commentary to offer on your co-workers neurosis, although unless you aspire to do stand-up you should heed your own observations and read the writing on the wall. No one is going to do well in this situation who isn’t already doing well, and if they’re the ones acting out the weird and obnoxious shit, then get out of there. Saturn in your House of Self Worth would suggest you polish up that resume, but in the meantime, as you’re trying to find something, why don’t you give stand-up a try, it may just improve your interview skills?

 

Capricorn- Jupiter and Venus together in your House of Dreams represent luck, and as they align with Pluto in your sign and Neptune in your House of Communications the question is, what are you waiting for, huh, the vision of something better to imagine you? Uranus in your House of Creativity aligning with Saturn and squaring Mars in your House of Self Worth would indicate frustration with your current circumstances, but rather than getting mad at yourself do something courageous instead. Be like Senator Corey Booker when he challenged the old white farts in the Senate to “bring it on.” The Sun in your House of Philosophy aligning with Pluto is a very powerful creative and regenerative influence. Take a risk on what you feel.

 

Aquarius- Mars in your sign squaring both Venus in your House of Career and Uranus retrograde in your Home and Foundations area is spurring you on to get your act together, just make sure that’s what you’re doing and not just trying to morph into what you think somebody else wants. Saturn and Pluto sparring behind the scenes represent an overhaul of how you feel about yourself, which is distinctly different than worrying about what others think of you and then judging yourself accordingly; make a note of it! Jupiter in your House of Career embodies your grandest ambitions, while Neptune in your House of Self Worth is about whether or not you believe yourself worthy of such high aspirations. Figure this out before you do anything; it’s key!!!

 

Pisces- The Sun and Mercury going through your House of Relationships and opposing Neptune in your sign could have you surprised by the depth of feeling you have for someone as a relationship changes from a discussion of how it’s not working to it actually ending. Mars squaring Uranus in your House of Communications has you frustrated at not being able to express your sense of loss, especially when not too long ago you felt quite able to express your dissatisfaction with what was going on. Although Neptune rules your sign, it’s energies are far beyond the limited confines of our understanding, particularly when the God of the Sea likes to teach his lessons to us by first leading us to believe one thing only then to discover we are actually lost at sea without any idea of where we really are. If you’re feeling adrift right now, all I can say is remember Christopher Columbus and just keep sailing.