Mr. Saturn’s Stars #85 Weekly Horoscopes for 5/13-5/19, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 5/13-5/19, 2019

 

Aries- As Venus gets ready to exit your sign she will enter into a nice aspect with Mars in your House of Communication, meaning that you could be getting some good news regarding a matter you would like to see move forward. Shortly afterwards, both Venus and Mars will change signs, Venus going into her native sign of Taurus and Mars entering security oriented Cancer. This could signal a lucky break, especially since Uranus will also be involved, indicating that there may be an unexpected surprise in store in the form of a windfall return from a situation you were actually starting to worry about. While this all sounds good, don’t get too optimistic just yet. The Full Moon in power oriented Scorpio over the weekend will be in your House of Transformation where it will oppose a stable Taurus Sun, meaning that any sudden luck you experience could disappear just as suddenly if you start convincing yourself it is the new norm and begin slacking.

 

Taurus- With Mercury pulling closer to the Sun in your sign and charming Venus (your ruler) about to conjunct freaky Uranus, you could be experiencing quite an internal conflict between your naturally conformist nature and your equally natural sensuality. As a famous Occultist once said, “Sin is the word of restriction,” so don’t deny yourself your natural urges. As Mars move into your House of Communication and the emotional sign of Cancer, realize that if you deny yourself something on one level that urge will likely just end up leaking out somewhere else, which could be embarrassing. The Full Moon this week will be in your House of Relationships and the power oriented sign of Scorpio, meaning that if you won’t stand up and state your needs don’t expect anyone else to be a mind reader.

 

Gemini- Mars will leave your sign this week with a flourish as he aligns nicely with Venus in your House of Groups. This could make you quite popular, especially with Jupiter in your House of Relationships meeting up with a diplomatic Libra Moon midweek. Later on as Venus moves behind the scenes into the sensual sign of Taurus, Mars will enter your House of Self Worth and together these two should find you quite ambitious for both fun and material gratification. Add Uranus to this mix and you’ll probably be willing to do whatever it takes to get whatever you desire; just try not to dehumanize anyone in the process, after all, when you treat people like objects they tend to resent it and with Saturn and Pluto still retrograde in your House of Shared Resources you can’t afford to alienate anyone from your cause at this time.

 

Cancer- With a stellium of planets in your House of Friends now you may be feeling like there is not enough of you to go around. Among this group are the Sun and Mercury, who together will likely have you feeling obligated, while on the other hand Venus and Uranus arm in arm could attract every freak in the vicinity to your mothering nature. Try to take advantage of Mars when he enters your sign later in the week to find the strength to say “no” to the energy vampires and lazy slobs who would otherwise suck you dry. There are those who will truly need your kindness and compassion at this time, just try to differentiate them from the users and abusers. The Full Moon this week will be in your House of Creativity, which could find you either sublimating your natural creative urges into satisfying others needs or else running away to someplace remote where you can be alone and paint your masterpiece. Don’t feel guilty about doing whatever feels right.

 

Leo- With the Sun, Mercury, Uranus, and Venus all in the stable sign of Taurus and your House of Career, this is a time when you need to suck it up and do whatever is necessary to get yourself ahead. Of course Taurus can also be a lazy sign, so make sure you’re aware that your complacency could be your biggest enemy right now, especially if you find yourself making excuses for not getting out of a situation that you know sucks and you have been trashing non-stop for a while now. The longer you put off what needs to be done on the career front the harder this weeks eventual Full Moon is going to be, especially since it’s occurring in your House of Symbolic Foundations and opposing the aforementioned Sun in your House of Career. It’s important for you to realize that while this is not a particularly comfortable time for you, it is a period that you will eventually look back on and be glad you did all the practical stuff you didn’t want to.

 

Virgo- The more desperately you try to hold on now to a person or situation that is changing away from you, the more that individual or circumstance will buck like a wild bronco at a rodeo. Like the song say’s, “Man, ain’t that a kick in the head,” yet it doesn’t need to be. Jupiter retrograde in your Foundations Area and Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Creativity can help you to let go of a job or relationship that isn’t working, but not if you feel you need to win whatever the argument has been and prove the other person wrong. Nobody’s right or wrong, things just need to change. As Venus and Mars enter new signs and your Houses of Philosophy and Dreams respectively, the potential is there for you to finally be who you are without apologies or excuses, the price though will be to extricate yourself from whoever or whatever has been holding you back. The Full Moon in your House of Communication and the passionate sign of Scorpio will be all about speaking your truth to whomever with no reservations…..So, what are you waiting for? Start singing that body electric!

 

Libra- This is a time when what you’re experiencing will provide the subject matter for stories that will eventually make others laugh and think, even though what’s going on now in your life may, in fact, be making you quite frustrated. The Sun, Mercury, Venus, and crazy, unpredictable Uranus are all marching through your House of Transformation, which likely feels both uncomfortably weird and like it’s taking forever. Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your Foundations Area is no doubt further warping your sense of time, while Neptune in your House of Daily Routines is completely messing with your ability to get a clear read on anything. Nonetheless you are still both driven and creative at this time (believe it or not) and if you think I’m shitting you all I ask is that you try to remain patient (a dirty word) and stay focused on your goals until Jupiter finally goes direct again in August. I know this sounds like a prediction, but in actuality it’s only a matter of you having faith in yourself. “You gotta believe!”

 

Scorpio- Did you ever think you’d be so popular (and loved)? The Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Uranus are all going through your House of Relationships now, which means if you’re not the center of attention yet then you’re about to be. This will be both good and bad as Saturn and Pluto are both retrograde in your House of Communications and aligning with Neptune in your House of Creativity, meaning that while some people you might be dealing with now could have an agenda, it’s more likely that the folks who are stepping up to help are doing it because they truly like and respect you. Jupiter in your House of Earned Income is currently retrograde, so don’t expect to see the light at the end of the tunnel yet if your income has lagged in the face of some mounting bills. As the Full Moon in your sign later in the week opposes all those previously mentioned Taurus Planets, try instead to look at your current emotional support system as all wealth you need; as the song goes, “Baby, you’re a Rich Man…”

 

Sagittarius- If your health (or appearance) has been a concern of late, then now would be the time to take action and try to establish a new regimen for yourself as the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Uranus are all in your House of Health. Add to this Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Self Worth and you might actually have the discipline now to stick to whatever program you start. Jupiter retrograde in your sign can also contribute to rebuilding your vanity if you take his lead and imagine bigger things (or conversely a smaller appearance) for yourself. As Mars pulls into your House of Transformation your energy should be high for the rest of the month, so make sure you capitalize on the Warrior Planet’s strength and determination to establish something good for your sense of  health and well being at this time.

 

Capricorn- e.e. cummings once wrote, “let all go dear/so comes love” and with the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Uranus all in your House of Creativity banging around like dice in a cup, perhaps this is the time you should let things roll and see what happens? Mars entering your House of Relationships could be about reaching out (if you let it) while Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your sign could be about fundamental change (if you’d accept it) both of which are admittedly a gamble, but to win it you gotta be in it. Neptune in your House of Communications and Jupiter retrograde behind the scenes are both about letting something happen as opposed to making something happen, which is a hard thing for an action oriented sign like you to understand, so perhaps you could think of it this way, it takes more confidence to wait for the right time than it does to rush ahead in hopes of finding the right time.

 

“Patiently waiting

Like a dew drop hanging from

A banana leaf”

 

Aquarius- No one ever expects an earthquake, yet when the dishes start rattling on the shelves it would probably be prudent to get under a doorpost as soon as possible and wait until the world seems stable again. I’m mentioning this because with the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Uranus all in your House of Foundations along with Saturn and Pluto retrograde behind the scenes, if it feels like your world is shaking you should probably accept it and head for the nearest doorpost. Of course Mars entering your House of Routines will likely have you feeling anxious at this time, especially as it angles with Uranus, however, rather than rushing in where angels fear to tread, perhaps you should instead follow Neptune’s lead as it crosses through your House of Self Worth and simply try to find a place where you can best wait out the current circumstances until you can fully assess the damage.

 

Pisces- If your emotions seem to be overwhelming you now and there is something you need to say to someone special but don’t know how to begin, then perhaps you should engage your artistic abilities and look to create a metaphor of whatever it is you’re feeling. With the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Uranus all in your House of Communication and lining up nicely with Mars entering your House of Creativity, your message will likely be more poignant now if you can trust your intuition to connect the dots rather than trying to edit yourself and avoid any potential vulnerability. Neptune in your sign represents the soul of the poet and as it aligns with Saturn and Pluto retrograde you are especially in tune now with another’s wavelength, therefore, let your energy and its honest expression speak for you now rather than attempting to explain the unexplainable or eff the ineffable.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #84 Weekly Horoscopes for 5/6-5/12, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 5/6-5/12, 2019

 

 Aries- Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Career are likely stalling your ambitions from moving forward at this time, which undoubtedly offends your usual full speed ahead mentality. Mercury and Uranus in your House of Self Worth will be conjunct by the middle of the week, no doubt fueling anxiety and motivating you to start venting on somebody if shit doesn’t start moving along the way it should. It is important now to try and remain patient and remember the old adage, “All things must pass.” Let Venus in your sign and Mars in your House of Communication give you a little tutorial on persuasion and charm, which will probably work out a lot better than smashing someone over the head with what you want them to do.

 

Taurus- Your usually placid nature could end up becoming quite anxiety ridden at this time as two very volatile planets that rule the nervous system, Mercury and Uranus, pass through your sign. The unsettledness of also having both Saturn and Pluto retrograde together in your House of Philosophy isn’t helping much, as those two will serve to either make you want to flee like a rat from a sinking ship or else set the house on fire for the insurance. Of course neither extreme is useful, so try and listen as charming Venus behind the scenes and Mars in your House of Self Worth attempt to motivate you to be resourceful and, most importantly, optimistic. Listen to Neptune in your House of Dreams as he aligns with a Cancer Moon midweek to try and steer you toward the high road…….and no, that doesn’t mean you should self medicate.

 

Gemini- Mercury and Uranus behind the scenes could motivate you to try and continue with a disingenuous strategy in regards to getting your way in a particular situation. At the same time, Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Transformation aligning with Neptune in your House of Public Image could end up making any subterfuges you attempt at this time appear quite transparent to anyone who is paying attention; in short, it’s likely that no one will believe your lies right now other than you, so a word to the wise…come clean and the mess in question may end up being manageable on the back end. Venus in your House of Groups and Mars in your sign will give you plenty of energy, although try to utilize this power slowly and steadily with a methodical plan rather than firing random shots in the air and hoping to hit something.

 

Cancer- The way things are now could be quite stressful for you as both Mercury and Uranus, the nervous system twins, come together to hold hands in your House of Groups. This doesn’t necessarily have to be like running into the two creepy little girls from “The Shining,” particularly if you can decide to focus instead on keeping a smile on your face, especially as Venus passes through your House of Public Image and aligns with Mars behind the scenes. If you can adopt a “kill them with kindness” attitude, then you just might stand a chance as Saturn and Pluto ravage your House of Open Enemies and cause some long term adversaries to shoot themselves in the foot instead of abusing you with their hubris. You will be having a personal New Moon this week as well, so let Neptune in your House of Philosophy lead you beyond a need for childish emotional safety to the higher ground of spiritual enlightenment. Namaste.

 

Leo- As a fixed sign you like things to be regular and dependable, although right now with Mercury and Uranus colliding in your House of Career things on the job are anything but, especially as the Moon in your sign during the week could see you losing control of yourself if someone else’s incompetence ends up foiling any of your well laid plans for the coming weekend. If you find yourself asking in exasperation, “what am I doing in this madhouse,” don’t expect either Saturn or Pluto in your House of Routines to tell you what you’d like to hear, particularly with Neptune in your House of Transformation waiting around for things to change on their own when you need to change them yourself.

 

Virgo- Have you had enough yet? Mercury and Uranus skidding into each other in your House of Philosophy would indicate that perhaps you have, particularly with Venus in your House of Transformation squaring off against both Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity, making it hard to continue doing the same thing over and over while hoping for a different outcome. On the other hand, Jupiter retrograde in your House of Foundations is aligning quite beneficially with Venus, meaning that perhaps the universal plan all along was that you’d need to get pissed off before you would actually act in your own best interest and do something different? Maybe up until now it was just easier to complain and remain complacent? As the Sun aligns with Neptune in your House of Relationships (and Open Enemies) perhaps now you’re seeing exactly how a partner has been manipulating you by acting like they’re so disappointed all the time?

 

Libra- With the Sun, Mercury, and Uranus all going through your House of Transformation, expect the unexpected this week. Venus in your House of Relationships will be aligning with lucky Jupiter as it retrogrades through your House of Communication, meaning that perhaps there is a good chance that a seed you sowed sometime in the past may actually bear some surprising fruit. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Foundations have been sounding the death knell on the old you and the outmoded circumstances of your past, so is it really a surprise that eventually a dark night of the soul would turn into a brand new day as the world turns? Mars in your House of Philosophy would indicate that if something does unexpectedly change for the better, you’d do well to be ready to hop aboard that tramp steamer as it sets sail to some unexpected destination where the new you awaits!

 

Scorpio- Having both Uranus and Mercury conjunct in your House of Relationships now might mean that somebody close may surprise you this week, which could be either a good thing or a bad thing. Neptune in your House of Creativity and Fun aligning with Mercury could mean that you’ll weather this surprise with the necessary aplomb, although you may still be weirded out by the circumstances anyway. Venus in your House of Health aligning nicely with Jupiter retrograde in your House of Self Worth could have you finally understanding the cumulative effects of a course you’ve been pursuing for a while, meaning that where once your life had seemed rudderless, now you’re following a definite course due north to feeling better. As the Lunar Arc transits across the top of your chart expect to be a little more in demand than usual, although over the weekend you may just want to do your own thing despite the good intentions of others……No worries.

 

Sagittarius- Jupiter retrograde in your sign this week will be aligning with charming Venus in your House of Creativity and Romance, so don’t be surprised if an old flame resurfaces with a new box of matches. Of course at the same time Venus will also be squaring both Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Self Worth, therefore, make sure that this blast from the past isn’t looking to burn down your self esteem again rather than toasting marshmallows next to a cozy fire. Mercury and Uranus together in your House of Routines could be the writing on the wall that this aforementioned individual will be a disruptive influence indeed, although that may be just what you need to determine once and for all whose interests should start coming first in your interactions with others. You can do bad all by yourself.

 

Capricorn- Responsibilities, responsibilities, responsibilities, so what else is new? Mars in your House of Routines aligning with Venus at your Foundation may have you craving an escape from your perceived servitude, although Jupiter retrograde behind the scenes aligning with the aforementioned couple might try to suggest that it’s not an escape you need but rather peace of mind. Neptune in your House of Thinking and Short Journey’s will likely suggest meditation or some other esoteric modality and you should probably give it a try if it seems like it might help. Why? Because as Mercury and Uranus bump into each other in your House of Creativity you could encounter a bizarre challenge that has transcendence written all over it if you can just see the forest for the trees. “Somewhere over the rainbow” could be somewhere inside of yourself if you can just manage to experience your mind for once as something other than a dictionary of pejorative terms.

 

Aquarius- As the Sun, Mercury, and Uranus all pass through your House of Home and Family, you may find yourself feeling very anxious about the security of you and yours. Of course it sucks to feel this way, but with Mars in your House of Creativity, Venus in your House of Communication, and Jupiter retrograde in your House of Dreams and Groups, perhaps the only way your hopes for safety can come true is if you are motivated to follow your intuition out of the box of fearful logic that has you trapped in a past that no longer exists? Of course Saturn and Pluto retrograde have a lot to do with this negative motivation, so rather than partaking in it again, why don’t you instead recognize how doing the same thing over and over hasn’t gotten the result you wanted? No doubt faith will have more than a little bit to do with your ability to change, so as Neptune enters your House of Self Worth be ready to turn paranoia into perceptiveness with a little help from your friends.

 

Pisces- Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Groups squaring Venus in your House of Self Worth could have you feeling very insecure about being judged harshly in the future, or even failing to attain a goal you’ve set for yourself. On the other hand, Jupiter retrograde in your House of Career  aligning nicely with Venus would probably indicate that you’re better prepared than you think for any challenges that may be awaiting you. That’s not to say though that shit won’t get weird, or even crazy, particularly with Mercury and Uranus joining together in your House of Communication and local activities. The trick here is to realize that state of mind is everything, especially as Neptune in your sign lines up with a very practical Sun in Taurus and your House of Thinking. As a famous Occultist used to say, “It’s all in your head, you just don’t know how big your head is.”

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #83 Weekly Horoscopes for 4/29-5/5, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 4/29-5/5, 2019

 

 Aries- Mercury and Venus in your sign now aligning with Mars in your House of Communication will have you schmoozing with anyone who’ll listen, although with Saturn and Pluto both retrograde in your House of Career don’t necessarily expect anything substantial to come from all your networking. Jupiter is retrograde as well in your House of Philosophy and for a brief time he will align with Mercury, meaning that for all the attention you’re trying to garner around what you’re doing, perhaps you should instead consider revamping any upcoming presentations so that they’re more likely to express who you truly are rather than what you think others want to hear With individualistic Uranus, the Sun, and a New Moon in your House of Self Worth, this is a time when you should just be yourself without any apologies……Do you and do it proud!

 

Taurus- This week the New Moon is in your sign along with iconoclastic Uranus, meaning that this is a time for you to move forward into some new territory, whatever that may entail. Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Philosophy represent the writing on the wall in regards to what no longer is working out the way you’d like, so as they both align with Neptune in your House of Dreams why don’t you try to let circumstances influence you toward considering something completely different rather than just a minor variation on a familiar theme that you’ve become far too comfortable with? Mercury and Venus behind the scenes lining up with Mars in your House of Self Worth could serve to stimulate some unexpected impatience at this time that may very well likely end up turning into a real itch for adventure that needs to be scratched…..So, what are you waiting for?

 

Gemini- Mars in your sign now is a real motivator and as he aligns with Mercury and Venus in your House of Dreams be willing to step out of your comfort zone. Saturn and Pluto are doing their own unique brand of Chaos Magick in your House of Transformation, so be willing to accept fortuitous accidents instead of bemoaning that your expectations haven’t been met. Neptune in your House of Career squaring Venus is a very definite warning not to sh*t where you eat, so steer clear of that sexy new stranger at work; there may be lots of overtime, but it won’t pay. The New Moon this week will be behind the scenes for you and with rebellious Uranus there as well be careful not to bite your nose off to spite your face just because someone pisses you off. Take a deep breath and move on, or else hold your breath to get what you want until you pass out, it’s up to you.

 

Cancer- With this week’s New Moon in your House of Dreams it may be time for you to re-evaluate your hopes and aspirations for the future. Saturn and Pluto retrograde in your House of Partnerships will no doubt have you reviewing past disappointments, however, try not to let that get you down, although that may be tough with Mars behind the scenes still squaring Neptune in your House of Philosophy and making it seem like a real uphill climb just to be able to hold the line. Jupiter retrograde in your House of Work could be a bummer if you let it, although on the other hand it could also serve as a boost if you’re willing to focus on your Health instead of whatever you don’t have. After all, health is wealth so make sure you’re not taking it for granted. As far as the other circumstances you’re worrying about, that’ll all eventually change, just like it always does.

Leo- The New Moon this week is in your House of Career, which could signal a new beginning, especially since Uranus is also in your House of Career, although in the case of Uranus a new beginning could be something radical like an explosion rather than something benign, like an unexpected new dessert being served for dinner. Either way be ready for a change, particularly with Saturn and Pluto both retrograde in your House of Routines acting like a pair of terrorists regarding anything boring or easy in your life. Jupiter retrograde in your House of Creativity opposing Mars in your House of Dreams is likely asking you to reconsider what you have been giving up in exchange for safety and, even more important, what has this compromise been keeping you safe from? The unexpected? Yourself? As I said at the beginning get ready for something different. Different is good. Got it?

 

Virgo- Both the New Moon and Uranus in your House of Philosophy may have you concerned about just how stable your life is on various levels. With Neptune in your House of Partnerships squaring Mars in your House of Career and Public Image, some people may start judging you very harshly based on the company you keep. If you can’t understand how some of these characters you hob nob with are a problem then you may be in for a surprise, especially as Jupiter retrograde begins moving backwards into an opposition with Mars creating blowback from someone you can’t afford to alienate. Venus and Mercury in your House of Transformation are about transparency, so stop trying to tell people what isn’t their business and instead start acting like you have nothing to hide. If you’re clean they’ll just shut up, if you’re not then you’d better take the fifth and try to find the best lawyer you can.

 

Libra- The New Moon this week will be in your House of Transformation loosely aligning with Neptune in your House of Routines, meaning that you could gain a valuable insight now into something that you’ve been overlooking. Saturn and Pluto at your Foundation have been trying to get you to see the importance of changing your perspective on life, although like most folks nothing short of a crisis will make you pay attention to something you’d rather not deal with. But don’t get all depressed, whatever is about to change will be for the better if you’re willing to accept it and take action. Mars in your House of Philosophy should help to motivate you as Jupiter retrograde in your House of Communication brings you good news about something you may have invested in a while back and forgotten about. If luck starts falling from the trees make sure you’re paying attention so you can bend down and pick it up.

 

Scorpio- Mars going through your House of Transformation and squaring Neptune in your House of Creativity could be blinding you now in regards to the possibilities of things better in your life. On the other hand, the New Moon in your House of Relationships is having a much more beneficial association with Neptune, so if you can come out form under that little rain cloud that’s been following you around you’ll see that you have a really great support system that’s not going to let you fade away into a dark little cocoon of depression. Mercury and Venus in your House of Health are like wise having a much better relationship with Mars than Neptune is, so if you’re willing to do what it takes to make things better then you’ll probably earn the privilege to look back on this time and understand it was the Universe showing you what you were made of, rather than the end of the good times.

 

Sagittarius- The New Moon will be in your House of Health this week aligning with Neptune at your Foundation, meaning that if you’re willing to make the effort then you could manage  to lose weight, or get into better shape, or lick an uncomfortable malady that’s been plaguing you for a while. The operative term here is willing, especially with Mercury and Mars aligning in your Houses of Creativity and Partnerships respectively, which undoubtedly together speak to seeking help through a mentor or support group to aid in starting to bring about some beneficial changes into your life. Jupiter is your ruling planet and it is expansive by nature, but since it’s retrograde now, you need to look at this time in your life as a period for reflection rather than answers, so that when Jupiter eventually goes direct your naturally adventurous nature can move forward unfettered.

 

Capricorn- The New Moon this week is in your House of Creativity and it will be aligning with Neptune in your House of Communication. This is a particularly visionary influence, so if you’ve got any bright new ideas it’s very important that you put them to paper, or canvas, or into photoshop, or wherever, in order to have them on record for further possible development in the future. Mercury and Venus racing through your Foundation area should make you particularly resourceful at this time, especially since they are both aligning with Mars in your House of Routines and providing a surplus of energy for just about anything you want to do. Of course Saturn and Pluto are still in your sign and since they’re both retrograde now this is undoubtedly an editing face in your life, therefore, be willing to change what needs to be changed in order for one of those visions we started out discussing to manifest into a reality.

 

Aquarius- The New Moon at your Foundation will be aligning with Neptune in your House of Self Worth, which means that you can afford to reveal your softer side at this time. Now some may be surprised by this sensitive side of you, but how do you feel about it? Particularly since you’ve been cultivating this “badass” image ever since Saturn and Pluto have been shredding your ego behind the scenes and you’ve misinterpreted it by feeling a need to overcompensate. Mercury and Venus in your House of Communication is making you a silver tongued devil now and as they both line up with Mars in your House of Creativity, you could end up really waxing poetic in spite of yourself. I guess what I’m trying to say is that the world will only be surprised you’re a mensch if you’re surprised by it. Are you?

 

Pisces- Some recent challenges may have you feeling on shaky ground as Mars at your Foundation squares Neptune in your sign. The antidote for this should be the New Moon in your House of Communication aligning with Neptune in the form of some good news or a lucky break that allows you some extra breathing room in regards to a deadline for an assignment or an overdue bill. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Groups are now both retrograde, so it is important that you tie up any remaining loose ends, especially with Jupiter also retrograde in your House of Career. This is a cycle in your life that is not yet about an end or a beginning, but rather about how comfortable you are with yourself within the vacuum of any given moment as it unfolds. As the saying goes, “Be Here Now,” and you will always be exactly where you should be.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #82 Weekly Horoscopes for 4/22-4/28, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 4/22-4/28, 2019

 

 Aries- Mercury and Venus in your sign should make you a bit of a chatty Kathy this week, especially since Mars (your ruling planet) is also in your House of Communication. At the same time, the Sun will be conjunct with Uranus in your House of Self Worth, perhaps transforming an initial desire for chit-chat into some downright outspokenness. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Public Image is about loss and gain, so maybe it’s about time for you to shed an inherited image that is safe and exchange it for one that represents the truth of who you are? Neptune behind the scenes could have you doubting yourself and worrying if anyone could ever love you as you really are, but there’s only one way to find out, and with Jupiter retrograde in your House of Philosophy don’t necessarily assume things can’t or won’t change from what they were.

 

Taurus- With the Sun and Uranus currently in your sign you may seem more rebellious than those around you are used to, however, with Mercury and Venus behind the scenes your desire is not to simply disrupt things, but to actually create a better situation for everyone involved. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Philosophy and Neptune in your House of Groups are the brain trust and humanitarian force behind your recent uncharacteristic aggressiveness, and as they work together be willing to push the envelope in a matter that you’re convinced needs to change. You’re the visionary here so don’t let someone else with an ax to grind talk you into thinking you need to examine your conscience. “I see said the blind man, but he couldn’t see at all.”

 

Gemini- Mars in your sign is making you feel invincible and Mercury in the aggressive sign of Aries is probably causing you to shoot your mouth off more than you should. I know you’re feeling it, but don’t be surprised if there’s some scorching blow back as a result. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Transformation will require you to be responsible for everything you say, which should not be taken lightly, especially with Neptune in your House of Public Image creating an air of suspicion as to what your actual motives may be.  The Sun and Uranus behind the scenes could be either an “I don’t give a shit” attitude on your part, or someone else’s “Screw You” sentiments, neither one though bodes well for a stable and balanced future if you stay on your current course.

 

Cancer- The landscape all around you is changing so it’s time to change your M.O. as well. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Partnerships is about letting shit go and building a new future, while Neptune in your House of Philosophy is about enlightenment, meaning you’re no longer the person you were so don’t go thinking things will always turn out the way they once did. Mercury and Venus in your House of Career should motivate you to get out there and start looking for opportunities, while at the same time the Sun and Uranus in your House of Groups will be motivating you to get out there and proudly “Do You”…..whatever that may mean. Mars behind the scenes could be either a distraction or a motivating force, so let’s hope Jupiter retrograde in your House of Work will help you to understand your recent experiences so that you’ll be able to use their lessons wisely.

 

Leo- What do you want to be when you grow up? You may be doing one thing to pay the bills, while at the same time dreaming or dabbling in something else to satisfy your soul. With the Sun and Uranus in your House of Career, now would be a good time to explore a secret (or not so secret) passion and see if you can make a buck at it. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Work will prevent you from getting too crazy with this, while at t he same time Neptune in your House of Transformation will help you to explore the possibility of experimenting with a vision in order to see if it’s a possibility for the future. The mantra of Mercury and Venus in your House of Philosophy will be, “Why not?” while at the same time Mars in your House of Dreams will be saying, “Go for it.” With that much popular opinion in favor for trying something new, how can you not run your idea up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes it?

 

Virgo- If it feels like a fog has enveloped you and a partner so that almost nothing seems clear anymore in your interactions then it probably means that Neptune in your House of Relationships is calling in its I.O.U’s. If you would hope to keep this situation under your control, then communication will be imperative. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Romance were initially the culprits who brought this whole subject up, although now that it’s in crisis mode these two will also offer the insights to deal with any issues that you thought Neptune would help you sweep under the rug. Mercury and Venus in your House of Transformation is about directly acknowledging how you and your partner are different and why this has secretly annoyed both of you to no end. It’s strange that things have gotten to this point, especially since your differences were initially what drew you to one another. It’s a thin line between love and hate, so try and be mathematical and imagine an infinite line…..Then work to stay on it.

 

Libra- The Sun and Uranus in your House of Transformation are compelling you now to move forward into uncharted territories, and although you are not entirely sure of where it is you’re going, somehow it feels right…..or does it? If change brought what we already knew then it wouldn’t be change, would it? Saturn and Pluto have been rebuilding you from the inside out for a while and Neptune has been disappearing things out of your life like a fist when you open your hand, but to what end? Who’s to say, although with Mercury and Venus in your House of Partnerships and Mars in your House of Philosophy you should be willing to let yourself be influenced by situations and ideas that don’t seem so cut and dry in order to develop some new ideas of your own. “Cha, cha, cha, changes……turn and face the strain.”

 

Scorpio- As Mars passes through your House of Transformation and squares Neptune in your House of Fun, it would be very easy for you now to fall into a funk about your current circumstances. On the other hand, Mercury and Venus in your House of Health and the Sun and Uranus in your House of Relationships are working overtime together to counteract any hang dog attitude you might currently possess by instead providing an antidote of love and support that should end up lasting you far longer than whatever challenges you may be currently facing. In addition, Saturn and Pluto are pitching in to help you rebuild in this unstable time as they transform the illusions of Neptune and Mars into the brick and mortar of a new life that lies ahead. “Do not go gentle into that good night, rage, rage against the dying of the light.”

 

Sagittarius- Jupiter retrograde now in your sign marks a time when reflection on certain matters would serve you well. Let’s begin with Neptune transiting through your House of Home and Family. This could be a particularly insidious influence, especially since it is now squaring Mars in your House of Relationships, meaning that it would be very important for you  to consider how your family’s demands over the years has influenced your current relationship (or lack thereof). Contrast that with Mercury and Venus going through your House of Fun and Romance, which are in beneficial aspect to the aforementioned Mars in your Relationships area, and maybe the time has come for you to acknowledge all you’ve denied yourself because of another’s needs? Saturn and Pluto in your House of Self Worth are there for you as well if you decide you want to experiment with some tough love (for them) and TLC (for you). Do it and it will be so.

 

Capricorn- I’m going to keep it upbeat this week, I promise. Let’s start off with the Sun and Uranus in your House of Creativity and Romance. So, what do you want, creative freedom or a stimulating fling? Either is within the realm of possibilities with these two if you’re willing to get out there and engage. On the other hand, Jupiter retrograde behind the scenes may have you feeling a little guilty about indulging yourself, but since that’s your usual M.O. all Mercury and Venus would have to say to that is “boring” as they align with virile Mars in your House of Health to promote the age old maxim, “All work and no play makes Jack (Jill) a dull boy (girl). The Moon will begin it’s Lunar Arc this week in your sign, but as the days go by it will progress into your Houses of Self Worth and Communication respectively, thereby motivating you to get out there and engage, which brings us back to where we started with the Sun and Uranus…….Party!!!

 

Aquarius- You usually have lots of ideas, but this week with Mars in your House of Creativity aligning with Mercury and Venus in your House of Communication the time has come for you to focus on one thing and run with it. Of course Neptune in your House of Self Worth will make the argument not to limit yourself, but the reality is that the time has come for you to deal with the Psychology of how you avoid testing your confidence by being unwilling to focus on one thing at a time and then seeing it through. Deep, huh? The Sun and Uranus going through your House of Foundations could help a lot with this, but of course you’ll have to face what the nature of rebellion has really been about for you; needing to be yourself, or needing the attention of others? Go ahead, sit down, would you like a glass of water? I know this is a lot.

 

Pisces- Your desire for change is strong right now, almost as strong as your fear of it. Which of the two will win? Mars at your Foundation is shaking things up, but as long as it squares Neptune in your sign you won’t leave your comfort zone. On the other hand, Mercury and Venus in your House of Self Worth are tickling you and creating an itch that must be scratched. The Sun and Uranus together in Taurus now are a revolutionary pair, however revolution for its own sake is madness, there must also be an overall holistic need to change and then the subsequent turmoil becomes the process of natural selection instead of the process of destruction. Jupiter in your House of Career has you dreaming (and longing) but since the King of the Planets is retrograde now, perhaps he’s urging you to err on the side of caution and be patient for the time being with the process of change rather than the mere fantasies results?

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #78 Weekly Horoscopes for 3/25-3/31, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 3/25-3/31, 2019

 

 Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars.

The Mueller Report is finally out and will be welcomed this week by Mercury going station/direct conjunct Neptune in Pisces……..Get ready for the Spin Doctors to start spinning their vagaries, alternative facts, claims to Executive Privilege, and well, just plain bullshit!!!  Don’t get discouraged though, we can even up the playing field at the ballot box in 2020………Keep the Bern going!!!

 

Aries- With a little help from the Moon in Sagittarius you should begin the week feeling optimistic, however, as the Lunar Arc progresses into Capricorn certain responsibilities may begin to make their presences felt, which may actually be a good thing for your naturally impetuous nature. As Venus enters Pisces and Mars enters Gemini this week you could feel your head battling with your heart over what course of action to take in a particular circumstance. Be willing to take your time and hold off making any decisions about what to do until the weekend, when Mercury goes station/direct in conjunction with Neptune and they both align with Saturn. This aspect is all about intuition and logic working together to find a truly holistic solution, so look to let the problem fully explain itself  to you before you attempt to determine what the solution should be.

 

Taurus- Uranus wandering unaspected in your sign at this time is probably causing you to feel either anxious or irate, both of which are ultimately illusions. Keeping that in mind, let Saturn in your House of Philosophy be your rock as he aligns with Visionary Neptune and Mercury going direct in the creative sign of Pisces and your House of Dreams, all of which are about finding and developing the necessary spiritual and emotional discipline to keep your insecurities at bay and your confidence leading the way. As the Lunar Arc ends the week squaring Uranus, be willing to try something different in pursuit of your bliss. After all, the secret of a successful life is choosing what makes you happy rather than settling for what others will accept about your tastes.

 

Gemini- As Mars enters your sign this week it will probably feel like the horse has been let out of the barn just when you needed to hitch it to the wagon to get going some place. When Venus enters the empathetic sign of Pisces later on it should help you to realize that if you can manage to remain calm and wait a little, that dumb old horse will probably end up chowing down in a nearby pasture and you’ll be able to gather him up soon enough. In other words, patience will be the key here, so let disciplined Saturn in your House of Transformation exert his unwavering influence on misty Neptune and an erratic Mercury station so that you can move in like a ninja and get everything back in harmony. With both Uranus and Jupiter unaspected in your chart this week, be careful that your anxiety about working a situation out doesn’t get dumped on an unassuming partner who would be willing to help; that is, if you’re willing to communicate what your needs are.

 

Cancer- As Mars enters the cerebral sign of Gemini behind the scenes in your chart and Venus enters the compassionate sign of Pisces and your House of Philosophy, you could find yourself torn about someone close to you who needs help but won’t accept it. Saturn in your House of Relationships will have you feeling responsible for this person, while Neptune and a confusing Mercury Station will tempt you to repeat old patterns with this individual, whereby you insist on helping so they can turn their refusal of aid into blaming you as the reason for their problem. It’s all very complicated, and stressful, but it doesn’t need to be. After all, you could focus on your own problems instead, like for instance an unaspected Jupiter in your House of Health. Just think, instead of wasting your energy on someone who is asking for a hard lesson (and will get it) you could instead focus your efforts on rediscovering a real sense of wellness for yourself (which is yours for the taking).

 

Leo- If you’ve been feeling that something in your life needs to change, then Mars entering your House of Groups and Venus entering your House of Transformation could serve as the necessary whoopee cushion to make you jump up out of your comfortable seat and engage the world. Uranus in your House of Career could bring some unexpected opportunities, however, you need to be out there to capitalize on them. On the reverse side, if you’re not willing to get out there then Uranus could be all about circumstances conspiring to jettison you out there whether you like it or not. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Routines would further speak to circumstances changing, although unlike the Colorado River going through the Grand Canyon you don’t have all the time in the world to make your masterpiece. Change in your life now will be more about revolution than evolution so get ready, it’s liable to be a bumpy ride!

 

Virgo- If you’ve been planning to make a move either creatively or romantically, the time is now! Mars will be leaving your House of Philosophy and entering your House of Public Image, while Venus will be leaving your House of Routine and entering your House of Partnerships, putting them both into a dynamic square with one another so that the time for talking the talk is over; get ready to walk the walk! Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity will be aligning with both visionary Neptune and communicative Mercury, so be ready to either pitch a creative project that’s close to your heart or pitch a little woo to someone you’ve a crush on. The Lunar Arc will begin the week with dynamic Jupiter and also end the week with the King of the Planets as it moves from your Symbolic Foundation through your House of Romance and then on to your House of Service…Like the Dylan song say’s, “Everybody has to serve somebody.” The good news here is that you’ll get to pick your heart’s desire if you’re willing to go for it!!!

 

Libra- As Mars and Venus change signs this week and move into a square in your Houses of Philosophy and Routines respectively, you’ll likely be motivated to find a better and more efficient way to perform a daily chore, or perhaps even be inspired to expand your world view beyond your immediate surroundings. A big reason for this sudden upswing in your intellectual curiosity derives from the revolutionary Planets, Saturn and Pluto, being in your Symbolic Foundations area for the last year. Add to that Neptune and Mercury conjunct in the visionary sign of Pisces and at this time in your development you’re all about finding the Holy Grail of whatever you’re involved in, whether that be the best way to clean a floor or clean your soul. Jupiter in your House of Communication will make you want to tell the world about your discoveries and as the King of the Planets flirts with the Lunar Arc this week you could feel particularly inspired to write…….So, what are you waiting for?

 

Scorpio- Mars will be entering your House of Transformation this week and when he does he’ll be squaring Venus entering your House of Creativity, which could mean that the difficulties you’ve been experiencing as of late may end up acting as the motivation for some future artistic efforts. Often adversity makes us long for beauty and harmony all the more and, as a result, we come to appreciate things we may have previously taken for granted or overlooked. Perhaps for the first time in your life you’re contemplating your mortality and it’s causing you to think more critically about the processes of life? Saturn and Pluto together in your House of Thinking along with Neptune and a Mercury station in your House of Creativity would suggest that perhaps your thoughts could be the stuff of art. Why don’t you use some of the time you now have on your hands to express the discoveries your heart has been making?

 

Sagittarius- When Venus enters your House of Home and Family and squares Mars entering your House of Relationships, you could find yourself being challenged even more than usual by the demands made on you at this time by someone at home. This is because you’re finally beginning to realize that the current situation isn’t about doing something for someone else who can’t do for themselves, but rather that your life has been usurped by someone who simply refuses to pull their own weight. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Self Worth should give you the necessary spine to stand up for yourself in this situation, let’s just hope that Mercury finally going direct in your House of Foundations will help you to see how you’re getting played by someone who’s just taking advantage of your better nature. At the beginning of the week the Moon in your sign may have you feeling guilty about all this, but perhaps by the time she gets into your House of Communication and aligns with Jupiter in your sign you’ll be able to speak your truth and then live it, regardless of what anyone else may think.

 

Capricorn- You’ve been put through a lot of changes in the last year and as Mercury goes station/direct this week conjunct with Neptune in your House of Communication you may finally be willing to talk about it with someone, either a therapist or an audience, depending on your proclivity for airing your private life. Jupiter behind the scenes has been awakening your philosophical nature and as he aligns with the Lunar Arc this week you should be able to overcome any shyness you might have about other people actually finding your innermost thoughts interesting. As Uranus enters your House of Creativity and aligns with Venus moving into your House of Communication, being interesting or, for that matter entertaining, shouldn’t be a problem for the next few years, so don’t be shy about opening your mind (or your mouth) people will love it.

 

Aquarius- As Venus leaves your sign this week and moves into a square with Mars entering your House of Creativity, you could be inspired to create a work of art or tell a story about some unique experiences you’ve had. For the last year or so Saturn and Pluto behind the scenes have been causing you to go through a lot of internal changes and as they both align with Neptune and a Mercury station/direct in your House of Self Worth, you are finally getting some perspective on what these changes might ultimately mean as you move forward into the future. The Lunar Arc this week will begin in your House of Dreams, where it will conjunct Jupiter before eventually ending the week in your sign, where it will manage to remain in beneficial aspect to the King of the Planets, meaning that as you reflect on where you’ve been over the last year you will likely also realize that worrying about the future is a waste of time, especially when you can be busy creating it in the present…..So what are you waiting for? Get to work!!!

 

Pisces- Mercury will be going station/direct this week in your sign, where it will conjunct Neptune and likely make you feel like Alice tumbling down the rabbit hole. Misconceptions you may have had about a situation or a person could suddenly become clearer, or else something you were quite sure of could suddenly become uncertain. While this is no doubt a topsy-turvy aspect, don’t worry, Saturn and Pluto in your House of Groups will keep you busy fulfilling responsibilities that are quite real and should keep you grounded no matter how much fog and confusion Neptune and Mercury can come up with. Jupiter in your House of Career will have help from the Moon all week, so don’t be surprised if some of the vagueness this week ends up revealing an unexpected opportunity arriving at your doorstep. As the saying goes, “Truth is stranger than fiction.”

Mr. Saturn’s Stars Weekly Horoscopes for 2/18-2/24, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 2/18-2/24, 2019

 

 Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars.

 

“How often we ask for genuine experience when all we really want is emotion.”

-Paul Schrader “First Reformed”

 

 

Aries- A Super Full Moon in Virgo starts the week along your 6thand 12thHouse axis, which will likely highlight a problem between how you feel about some recent responsibilities as opposed to what you’re actually doing about them. Mars in your House of Self Worth will act as a fulcrum for the Super Full Moon and the Sun, so if you can manage to be honest with yourself about your misgivings you might actually be able to forge ahead toward the completion of a serious task that also includes a serious reward. In the meantime, Saturn and Venus coming together in your House of Career and aligning with Mercury behind the scenes should provide an adequate safety net, so if you don’t exactly have what it takes to succeed you’ll know where to acquire the proper help.

 

Taurus- This week’s Super Full Moon in your House of Creativity should provide all the inspiration you’ll need to either dig in and make some serious corrections to a project you’re involved with, or else give up altogether. Mars in your sign would lean toward making whatever repairs need to be done to what you’re working on, although Jupiter moving into a tight aspect with Pluto in your House of Philosophy could also convince you to cut your losses if what you’re doing just doesn’t feel right. Let Mercury going through intuitive Pisces and a Saturn/Venus conjunction in grounded Capricorn help you to sort out your visions and fears so that you can see the forest for the trees and know exactly what’s at stake and what is possible. As Uranus gets ready to cross your Ascendant expect the unexpected, which doesn’t necessarily have to be a bad thing and could actually end up being quite good.

 

Gemini- Be careful this week about making certain assumptions as the Super Full Moon at the bottom of your chart makes it likely that you’re overestimating your resources and will likely end up regretting it later on. Mars moving behind the scenes would suggest putting some ammo away for a rainy day, especially as a frivolous Mercury in Pisces will align with Venus and Saturn in your House of Shared Resources to reveal that someone you’re depending on may just turn out to be the ultimate snowflake when push comes to shove and you demand they deliver the goods. As Uranus gets ready to enter behind the scenes in your chart make sure you’re being honest with yourself (and others) as any resentments you may be harboring now could come out at a future date and end up being quite embarrassing.

 

Cancer- The Super Full Moon that starts the week could be just the wake up call you need to realize how much more you bring to the table than you currently realize. As you have this epiphany, Mars will be moving through your House of Groups like a knife cutting through butter, so make sure you spread your new found confidence around; it will be rewarded! As Mercury and Neptune come together in your House of Philosophy and align with Venus and Saturn in your House of Partnerships, you will no doubt be the strategist par excellence as you know all the players in an upcoming situation as well as what they will likely do to your advantage and their disadvantage. Don’t hesitate when the time comes to make your move for it will likely be check and mate in your favor. Touche!

 

Leo- If you’ve been procrastinating as of late the Super Full Moon in your House of Self Worth combining with Mars in your House of Career should be just the kick in the ass you need to start moving toward your manifest destiny. At the same time Saturn and Venus in your House of Work aligning with Mercury and Neptune in your House of Transformation will provide all the finesse and insight you’ll need to do the right thing at the right time and bring home the brass ring. In addition Jupiter in your House of Creativity will have you believing in your intuition (for once) and as the King of the Planets leads the charge, Pluto, who is also in your House of Work, will act as your bullet-proof vest against any “slings and arrows of outrageous fortune” that could come your way. Rest assured, if anyone’s going down this week it won’t be you that dies with your boots on.

 

Virgo- As the Super Full Moon ignites your sign and shines across into your House of Relationships, it’s probably time to have a discussion with your partner about the pink elephant in the room neither of you wants to address. Mars in your House of Philosophy represents the Zen of Doing, so whatever you and your significant other are going to talk about you better follow it up with action. The time has officially come in your relationship to walk the walk and not just talk the talk. Saturn and Venus in your House of Creativity aligning with Mercury and Neptune in your House of Relationships are all about listening as well as expressing yourself, so make sure you are truly hearing the points your partner is making, that way what you need to do in response will make itself obvious. Jupiter transiting through your House of Symbolic Foundations is all about things getting better at home, so roll up your sleeves and make your domestic situation work. Nuff said!!!

 

Libra- The Super Full Moon will be occurring behind the scenes for you and aligning with both Mars and Uranus in your Houses of Transformation and Partnerships respectively, meaning you could have some surprises in store in regards to a long time situation suddenly changing or someone new unexpectedly entering your life and introducing you to some exciting new possibilities. With Saturn, Venus, and Pluto all in your House of Foundations your world has been slowly shifting for some time now, so as these planets align with both Mercury and Neptune in your House of Routines you need to understand that any changes currently happening have actually been a reflection of your inner state and not just some random occurrences in the surrounding world. Your life might finally be turning into an extension of who you are as opposed to what others need you to be. With that in mind, you need to accept what’s happening now and go with the flow…..the truth will set you free!

 

Scorpio- The Super Full Moon will be in your House of Groups aligning with Mars in your House of Relationships, meaning that perhaps your close friends and associates could end up being a real source of solace and inspiration to you now as they step forward in your time of need. Venus and Saturn in your House of Communication positively aspecting both Mercury and Neptune in your House of Creativity could end up unleashing a wave of philosophical about faces for you as you suddenly find yourself truly moved by your first glimpses of the best sides of the people you know. This will all be very “Kumbaya” but you should also realize that with Jupiter in your House of Self Worth a lot of these folks who are helping you are doing so not because of anything you’ve necessarily done for them, but rather because of who you are. Think about that. It could very well mark the beginning of a beautiful friendship……with yourself.

 

Sagittarius- As the Super Full Moon in your House of Career aligns with Mars in your House of Work, you should have all the energy you need to change your employment situation if you really want to. Saturn, Venus, and Pluto in your House of Self Worth are significantly upping the value of your stock, and with Communicative Mercury and visionary Neptune also coming together, what are you waiting for? Get out there and start looking around for people in the market for an energetic and ruthlessly efficient individual with smarts and charm; with Jupiter still in your sign you know damn well that’s you, so take out an ad, send out your resume, hell, even wear a sandwich board and walk the streets if you have to. This is your time so make hay while the Sun and the Moon are both shining. Bugler, sound the charge!

 

Capricorn- As the Super Full Moon illuminates your House of Philosophy and aligns with Mars in your House of Creativity you should be able to clearly see the big picture of your life at this time. Of course with Saturn, Venus, and Pluto currently in your sign if it turns out you aren’t seeing the trail ahead of you clearly this trio will make damn sure you do. Add to that Mercury and Neptune in your House of Communication and as the old Hoodoo folks would say, your perceptions are without a doubt “Shining” now. Jupiter behind the scenes in your chart is acting as a protective influence, and as the Planet of Prophecy paves your way anyone hoping to get over on you will have to get up pretty early in the morning. When all is said and done the world could very well be your oyster now, so don’t be shy about asking if there’s any hot sauce.

 

Aquarius- As the Sun exits your sign this week he will take part in a Super Full Moon in your House of Transformation, meaning that the initial responsibilities of whatever you have managed to acquire over the last few weeks will soon be due. This shouldn’t be any surprise, especially with Saturn, Venus, and Pluto all behind the scenes like a trio of bill collectors. But don’t worry, with Mercury and Neptune spinning their Magick in your House of Self Worth, you’ll be good for whatever may be due. Add to that a powerful trine from Mars to the aforementioned Super Full Moon and you should have the necessary energy, mojo, or whatever else you may need to make your plans and acquisitions perform however you need them to. Boo yeah!!!

 

Pisces- With Mercury and Neptune currently in your sign you are probably quite the charmer now, especially with Saturn, Venus, and Pluto in your House of Dreams working the control board so those two snowflakes in your sign can “keep their eyes on the road and their hands upon the wheel.” Add to that a Super Full Moon in your House of Partnerships and Mars in your House of Communication and you are truly a Maestro now who can not only talk the talk but also walk the walk. All that’s left is to make sure not get too full of yourself, especially with Jupiter unaspected in your House of Career and Public Image. Play it like Forest Gump rather than Paul Newman in “Hud” and you should be able to “aw shucks” your way down the red carpet. A word to the wise.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #72 Weekly Horoscopes for 2/11-2/17, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 2/11-2/17, 2019

 

 Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars.

Valentine’s Day is this week…….aim for that heart!

 

Aries- Things will start off this week with Mars and Uranus conjunct in your sign (ka-boom!) after which they will both align with the Sun in your House of Groups. This will likely mean that everyone will want a piece of you, however, since you’re only one person it will be imperative for you to get organized if you would hope to satisfy anyone (and avoid going crazy). Venus moving next to Saturn in your House of Career should help you to pull things together, and with Neptune behind the scenes to calm things down, no one should end up being too upset with you even if you can’t keep up with their nonstop demands. When Mars eventually changes sign and enters Taurus later in the week, you should be on the approach to realizing a dream that not too long ago was still a shimmering mirage on the horizon. Congrats!!!

 

Taurus- Preparations for an important event have probably been stressful, which will likely come to a head as Mars and Uranus start the week colliding behind the scenes in your chart. Not to worry though as the Sun in your House of Career plays the role of a traffic cop and manages to prevent this crazy pair in Aries from creating too much havoc. As Venus comes together with Saturn in your House of Philosophy and they both align with Neptune in your House of Groups, expect your inner adult to take over and steer you along the path of least resistance no matter how much chaos seems to be surrounding you. Jupiter in your House of Transformation should also be able to provide some Zen-like insights until Mars can enter your sign later in the week and deliver you through what are turning out to be some very valuable lessons.

 

Gemini- You’ve been managing to get by as of late with a sort of arbitrary bravura although as Mars and Uranus both prepare to exit your House of Groups and go behind the scenes this act you’ve been putting on for the public could very well turn into a frightened confession to a shrink (or trusted advisor) in private. Venus, Saturn, and Pluto all coming together in your House of Transformation and aligning with Neptune in your House of Public Image would suggest that you should try and be a little more compromising with your adversaries or else they may have no choice but to resort to public humiliation to get you in line. As Jupiter transits your House of Partnerships (and Open Enemies) don’t underestimate a subdued individual’s ability to wield that big stick and take you down if necessary. You ain’t that big and they know you’re a lot more scared than you’re letting on.

 

Cancer- As Mars and Uranus get set to exit your House of Career don’t let an unexpected happening at work throw you. The Sun in your House of Transformation will be at the wheel during this time and he should be able to keep that erratic pair from going off the rails and causing too much damage. When Mars eventually enters your House of Groups later in the week you could inadvertently end up stumbling upon an opportunity you’ve been hoping for. Venus will be joining Saturn very soon in your House of Relationships and as these two align with Neptune and Mercury in your House of Long distance matters some news from afar could serve to lift your spirits. Go ahead, allow yourself to smile and the whole world may just smile with you.

 

Leo- Your usual even temperament could be close to boiling over now as Mars and Uranus bang into each other at the top of your chart like a couple of hockey players and force the Sun to blow his whistle and call a foul from your House of Relationships. Whoever is pissing you off now needs to watch out, especially with Saturn and Pluto about to start their power play in your House of Routines. With all this activity anything is likely to happen, particularly with unpredictable Neptune in your House of Transformation. When Mars finally gets around to entering your House of Public Image at the end of the week whoever has underestimated you could find themselves flat on the pavement and looking up at the stars wondering what happened……just sayin’.

 

Virgo- An unexpected change of circumstances courtesy of Mars and Uranus in your House of Death and Transformation along with the Sun in your House of Routines could find you at a very significant crossroads in your life right now. Venus joining Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity would indicate that whatever the situation may be this would be the time to finally accept what has happened and let go of the past. Neptune in your House of Relationships also holds a very deep lesson for you at this time as you finally come to realize that love is as much a manifestation of destiny as it is an act of either desire or ego, meaning that sometimes we love based on what we’ve survived rather than who or what we’ve chosen. In short, unconditional love can certainly make for some strange bedfellows. Amen.

 

Libra- The Sun moving through your House of Creativity and aligning with a startling Mars/ Uranus conjunction in your House of Partnerships could find you being contacted by someone you would never suspect would even be aware of your existence. On the other hand, Saturn, Venus, and Pluto in your House of Foundations aligning with Mercury and Neptune in your House of Work would suggest that you have been contacted because in fact you have managed to create something that is quite unique and innovative. The Lunar Arc for the week would further suggest you’ve accomplished something important as the moon moves through your Houses of Philosophy, Career, and Groups and puts you squarely in the crosshairs of the collective zeitgeist. Who knows how this will play out in the long term, but at least for now you’re the one that the flying fickle finger of fate is pointing at.

 

Scorpio- Mars and Uranus in your House of Health could have you reeling because of an unexpected health scare, although ultimately you’ll probably end up dodging a bullet with the Sun at the bottom of your chart to serve as an antidote to steer these two loose cannons away from anything that would have any serious long term affects. Nevertheless, you will still feel the stress, especially as Mercury and Neptune align with Saturn, Venus, and Pluto in your House of Communication and your physicians, family, and friends smother you with advice and attention. The Lunar Arc for the week would insinuate that no matter how obtrusive this process might seem to be, a light will appear at the end of the tunnel if you can just be patient and trust all the folks that are actually showing how much they care for you. Surprise!!!

 

Sagittarius- An unaspected Jupiter in your sign now would indicate that you could drift off to La La Land quite unexpectedly, especially as Mars and Uranus bang into each other in the impetuous sign of Aries. Neptune at the bottom of your chart could add to the general wooliness of the situation, particularly as traditionally logical Mercury decides to wander off and go native in mystical and surreal Pisces. At the same time Venus and Saturn will meet up in your House of Self Worth to do their best to be a responsible pair and keep you on the straight and narrow. As long as you have any free time on your hands you could be a danger to yourself, so try not to wander off too far from adult supervision until Mars enters your House of Work and there is someplace for you to be besides lost in your imagination.

 

Capricorn- Saturn, Venus, and Pluto in your sign aligning with Neptune and Mercury in your House of Communication could indicate that the time has come to write your masterpiece, that is, if the vision of who you are and what you want is grounded and clear, like a prize geranium in a beautiful cut glass vase. Jupiter behind the scenes should also help in the inspiration department, although you will probably need more than a little gumption as well. Later in the week as Mars enters the sign of Taurus and your House of Creativity, you will not only feel a willingness to try something new, but also be able to find the strength to see any new endeavors through as soon as the novelty wears off and the responsibilities weigh in. The time has come to take a chance and see what you’re made of.

 

Aquarius- As the Sun in your sign aligns with forceful Mars and crazy Uranus in the impetuous sign of Aries, you will likely feel a burning need to express yourself no matter what the cost. Keep in mind though that Mars will eventually pass into the solid, status quo sign of Taurus later in the week, so it might be prudent if you made an effort to engage your mind before you engage your mouth. Saturn and Venus behind the scenes might have you convinced that whatever is clear to you will also be obvious to others, however, the usually logical communications of Mercury will be challenged during this time as he passes through the spacey sign of Pisces and joins with illusory Neptune, therefore, try not to take for granted what anyone else may or may not think. You’ll be glad you didn’t, trust me.

 

Pisces- Mercury and Neptune currently in your sign could have you spouting poetry, while Saturn and Pluto in your House of Dreams will have you striving for ideals instead of accepting what is actually happening. It’s a thin line between being visionary and unrealistic, so make sure you know what is what. Mars and Uranus will be leaving your House of Self Worth with a flourish, so just make sure you don’t end up passionately burning any bridges behind you with the same sort of flourish. A word to the wise as Mars enters the traditional sign of Taurus and your House of Communication, don’t assume anyone is either deaf or stupid as you try to express your innermost desires about how a situation should be, after all, how can you expect anyone to agree with you after you’ve insulted them (or worse, made a buffoon of yourself).

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #68 Weekly Horoscopes for 1/14-1/20, 2019

Weekly Horoscopes for 1/14-1/20, 2019

 

Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mister Saturn’s Stars.

We’re now experiencing the longest government shutdown in our country’s history….After giving it some thought, I would be willing to compromise the money for a wall if it could be built around the Mafia in the White House and the cowardly Republicans in the Senate… then I would add some bars on the windows and the rest of us could get on with being Americans…..what do you think?

 

 Aries- Having Mars in your sign for approximately the next month should give you a significant burst of energy, especially this week as he aligns with Venus in your House of Philosophy to inspire you to believe that the world is your oyster. Add Jupiter to this mix and luck should literally be falling from the skies. In the meantime, Neptune behind the scenes will likely inspire practical Saturn with some extra imagination so that whatever you focus your considerable energy on will likely be a success. The only downside to all this could be a square between Neptune and Jupiter, which might see you as the poster child for the saying, “all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.”  Realize you’re ahead of the curve and try to lighten up.

 

Taurus- Venus in your House of Transformation working in tandem with Mars behind the scenes could make you feel like you need to break out of your daily routine and try something new. Jupiter right there alongside Venus would indicate that thinking outside of the box could lead to some unexpected luck, although try to look before you leap, especially as Neptune in your House of Friends moves into a square with Jupiter and someone who you think has your back actually doesn’t. Be careful. Even though you may be feeling adventurous now, don’t ignore Saturn moving toward Pluto in your House of Philosophy; changes are coming, just try to make sure that you’re going with the flow and not being led around by your impatience.

 

Gemini- As Venus and Jupiter move closer together in your House of Partnerships and align with Mars in your House of Groups, it will be easy for you to believe that you’re pulling all the right strings and that nothing can beat you. The fatal flaw here might be the transit of Neptune through your House of Public Image as it squares both Venus and Jupiter and you slowly start to realize all those people you thought were your friends and allies actually aren’t. In fact, as Saturn and Pluto move through your House of Shared Resources you may actually get quite a rude awakening as you watch the rats you though you were in control of trampling each other to get off your suddenly sinking ship. As the Sun moves into Aquarius to end the week it will be squaring unpredictable Uranus, which could find you under sudden attack from someone you least expected. As you will soon learn, there is no honor among thieves.

 

Cancer- Neptune transiting through your House of Philosophy as of late has probably had you feeling like you don’t know which end is up as you oscillate back and forth between feeling energetic and exhausted. Nevertheless, this week could turn out to be a real surprise as Venus and Jupiter move closer together in your House of Work and slide into a power alignment with Mars in your House of Career. If you’re willing to be a little more aggressive than usual you could manipulate yourself into a better position than you ever thought was possible; have a little faith and let the force be with you. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Partnerships moving into a mutual aspect with Mars will be asking you to rethink the power dynamic in just about all of your relationships. After all, why is it that you’re the only one who feels guilty expressing (and going after) what you need?

 

Leo- As the Sun moves into your House of Relationships you will likely notice that your perspective is changing about your interactions with others. Mars in your House of Philosophy is no doubt fueling this new attitude, especially as he aligns with Venus entering your House of Creativity and you feel a need to re-examine exactly what it is you’re getting out of some of your long term associations. Neptune in your House of Transformation squaring Jupiter in your House of Fun will no doubt burst the bubble that makes you believe you have to take care of everything instead of others doing for themselves, while Saturn and Pluto in your House of Routines will be saying, “enough of this shit” as you leave the vampires to their own devices and hang up the “Out to Lunch” sign.

 

Virgo- Mars in your House of Transformation aligning with both Venus and Jupiter in your House of Foundations are trying to tell you, “if not now, when?” in regards to making a move toward a long held dream. At the same time an extended transit of Neptune in your House of Relationships is squaring Venus and Jupiter and likely making you feel worried about what the reaction of a partner may be when you announce what you want to do. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Creativity would indicate that if you ever hope to change your situation then you should start laying the foundations now. When the Sun enters your House of Routines later in the week and moves into a square with Uranus on the cusp between your Houses of Transformation and Philosophy, the writing will be on the wall for your circumstances to change no matter what you do, so, you might as well take the tiger by the tail instead of waiting to see if he eats you first.

 

Libra- This is the time when you should be reaching out to see if the world is interested in whatever it is you have. Charming Venus and lucky Jupiter are together in your House of Communication and as they combine with Mars in your House of Relationships you should have the charisma and energy to accomplish whatever you have your sights set on. Saturn and Pluto in your House of Foundations would further indicate that the time for meaningful change has come, and as they both align with Neptune in your House of Routines you’ll have the correct mix of imagination and empirical awareness to forge ahead and blaze some new trails. If you’re still worried about how things will pan out try to remember, having confidence means believing in yourself enough to take a chance. After all, sometimes success is an intuitive thing, not a logical one.

 

Scorpio- Venus and Jupiter in your House of Self Worth aligning with Mars in your House of Work this week should end up giving you the golden touch so that everything you attempt will likely yield success. On the other hand, as Neptune squares Jupiter and Venus, make sure you’re not offering all this talent to others out of the goodness of your heart, especially if there could be a little more in it for you. The reality is you’ll probably not going to be offered anything extra for your efforts, which means you’ll have to do a little hustling. Saturn and Pluto together in your House of Communication should give you the chutzpah to broker the optimum deal, while Neptune in your House of Creativity should make you quite charming (in a very non-threatening way) so what are you waiting for? “Show me the money!!!”

 

Sagittarius- As Jupiter and Venus transit your sign this week you’ll likely be sparkling like one of Liberace’s sports jackets. Add to this the fact that Mars is moving through your House of Creativity and it would be fair to say that very little should be able to stop you now, that is, if you can mange not to get distracted. I mention this because Neptune has been lingering for a while at the bottom of your chart, which means that it’s squaring that lucky combo of Jupiter and Venus and making it quite possible that you could feel so good now that you’ll want to relax and goof off instead of pushing ahead and making all this surplus charisma work for you. Let Saturn in your House of Self Worth show you what’s necessary as he barks like a Drill Sargent and cracks his whip, because face it, that’s exactly what your lazy ass needs if you’re ever going to make something of yourself.

 

Capricorn- With Jupiter and Venus behind the scenes in your chart aligning with Mars at your Foundation, you can’t help but feel as if the earth is moving under your feet every time a certain someone gives you that look. At the same time, Uranus on the cusp of your House of Romance is aligning with the Sun in your House of Self Worth, making it feel as if one of Cupid’s arrows has hit your Achilles Heel and you are falling into a topsy- turvy world where you’re as disoriented as Alice tumbling down the rabbit hole. Don’t worry though…in a way it’s kind of fun, isn’t it? There’s nothing like a little romance to make you feel as if you’re being born and dying, all at the same time; totally transcendental, hay? Hahaha.

 

Aquarius- You may get a very important lesson this week about confidence, so make sure you’re paying attention. Your usual approach is to go right after what you want, however, it may actually be in your best interests at this time if you can instead be patient and let the world come to you. Mars in your House of Communication would speak to your ambition, while Venus and Jupiter in your House of Groups would speak to you having a great deal of charm and finesse to direct these desires constructively. Neptune in your House of Self Worth is more about intuition than logic, while at the same time Saturn, Mercury, and Pluto behind the scenes will require you to be patient and attentive. All in all if you can center yourself and go with the flow there should be no stopping you.

 

Pisces- You should feel quite ambitious this week as Mars in your House of Self Worth aligns nicely with charming Venus and lucky Jupiter in your House of Career. However, with Neptune in your sign there is always a chance that you could get distracted, although with Saturn, Mercury, and Pluto all in your House of Dreams you should be able to keep your eye on the prize and move steadily toward achieving your goals. As the Sun enters your House of Secrets later in the week it might be a good idea to reflect on what’s driving you and make sure that all your urges to succeed are coming from a healthy place and not any subconscious feelings of inadequacy or insecurity. Success is feeling good about yourself and then acting on it, not needing to achieve something to feel good about yourself.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #66 Weekly Horoscopes for 12/24-12/30, 2018

Weekly Horoscopes for 12/24-12/30, 2018

 

 Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars. I wish you all a happy holiday! Let’s each try to remember back to when we were young and hopeful and Christmas was magickal. I don’t know about any of you, but even Mr. Saturn can get a little mushy over a good old story about the true meaning of Christmas.

 

Aries- With Mercury in your House of Philosophy this week squaring Neptune behind the scenes, don’t be surprised if you get a bad case of the Christmas Blues this season. It doesn’t mean that you’re turning into a scrooge, instead it’s because you feel a need to experience a certain sense of idealism that is currently lacking in what seems to be going on all around you. Don’t let yourself get disappointed by all the jaded commercialism that appears to be eclipsing any true sense of the holiday spirit. Later in the week as the New Year gets closer, Venus in your House of Transformation will move into a cathartic alignment with Pluto in your House of Career. It’s entirely possible that you can follow the beat of a different drum this season without having to feel cornered like you’re the last human alive in what seems to be a Zombie Christmas Apocalypse.

 

Taurus- Don’t let your Holiday expectations make you cynical when you realize that all the Christmas lights shining on every street are not necessarily radiating the spirit of giving and brotherhood that you would like to see, especially with Mercury in idealistic Sagittarius squaring illusory Neptune in your House of Fondest Hopes and Dreams. Twice during the week the Moon will align with solid Saturn as the Lunar sphere passes through your Houses of Creativity and Relationships, meaning that if you’re willing to embody the true spirit of giving and compassion then Christmas for you and yours should be just fine. As the year comes to a close Venus in your Houses of Relationships will align with Pluto in your House of Long Distance Affairs, meaning that perhaps you should plan a trip to bring in the New Year with someone special who is currently not within hugging distance and wouldn’t mind some unexpected company?

 

Gemini- If you feel like you need to assist Santa in the overwhelming task of making everyone happy and satisfied this Holiday Season, then you may be setting yourself up for utter exhaustion or a nervous breakdown. Take care of yourself and approach the weeks festivities with a relaxed and unassuming attitude and you may be surprised that you can actually have fun without everything needing to be perfect. This is especially true at work where you might have the responsibility for the Office party thrust upon you by someone who likes to talk the talk but rarely walks the walk. In regards to any ideas you may discuss with this individual, don’t feel you have to pick up their slack when they flake out. After all, they’ll get the coal in their stocking not you.

 

Cancer- Pay careful attention this week not to take on the feelings of others, especially if they’re wearing their hearts on their sleeves and trying to pretend they’re more sensitive and deep than anyone else simply because they’re willing to act like such drama queens. The waters within you run as still and deep as it comes, so there’s no reason for you to be guilty if you don’t feel the need to perform your feelings for the peanut gallery. Your love has been fully known and felt by everyone who has ever been close to you in your entire life. Therefore, just make sure to stay present in the moment and pay attention to what others truly need and not necessarily what they would like to advertise to camouflage their own guilt.

 

Leo- As a fixed sign there is always the possibility that you can get stuck in a moment that you can’t get out of, just make sure wherever that space in time is it doesn’t inadvertently ruin someone else’s Christmas because they’re not strolling down the same memory lane as you. The theme of the season is supposed to be sharing and brotherhood. Being tolerant of how someone else wishes to experience their holiday is just as important (if not more so) than singing the correct carols, serving the correct food, or giving the correct gifts. As Venus passes through your House of Family take the time to pay attention to someone you have gotten comfortable ignoring. Maybe there are things you could have blamed them for in the past, but you’re to blame now if you can’t let shit go.

 

Virgo- Make sure to pay careful attention to your communications with a loved one, for with Mercury transiting your House of Home and squaring Neptune in your House of Relationships, misunderstandings are quite possible and could end up creating needless tension around a holiday gathering. As Felix in “The Odd Couple” once said, “when you assume you make an ass out of u and me.’ Now with that in mind, Pluto passing through your House of Creativity and aligning with Venus in your House of Communication later in the week would indicate that speaking your mind clearly and directly could open up some unexpected doors to some new and exciting possibilities, that is, if your willing to speak your truth without having to be asked.

 

Libra- Don’t underestimate the need to ignore an asshole this week. When we buy into someone else’s drama we become a character in search of an author and as such set ourselves up as minions to fate. Mercury in your House of Thinking being squared by Neptune will likely be a misplaced self-righteousness that will have you taking the bait that sets the trap (e.g.) someone needs to put this individual in their place….really? Wrong! Their stupidity, hatefulness, and obnoxiousness have nothing to do with you unless you engage. Venus in your House of Self Worth aligning with Pluto at the Foundation of your chart represents the chance to liberate yourself from being part of another’s onanistic orgy of ego so that you can instead create your own world from the inside out. Admittedly this all sounds very philosophical, but you need to work this shit out in order to create a true reality for yourself.

 

Scorpio- As Venus crosses through your First House this week you may be drawn to foolish extravagances, which will likely be compounded by the fact that Mercury in your House of Self Worth is squaring Neptune in your House of Creativity and making you believe all that glitters is gold. Jupiter in your House of Self Worth will also contribute to this nonsense, though a word to the wise, don’t mistake what you have for what you are. Pluto transiting your House of Communication will be aligning with Venus later in the week so that something you might not be able to afford at this time may just be the necessary comeuppance for you to realize what is of true value in this virtual life of illusion you have inadvertently fallen into.

 

Sagittarius- The Holiday Season could be particularly trying for you this year as you attempt to keep your head above water in a churning sea of other people’s illusions, fantasies, prejudices, and general bullshit. Mercury and Jupiter in your sign should keep you fairly personable, however, Neptune in your home and family area could make you particularly susceptible to the classic manipulations that your loved ones have used on you before, like guilt, guilt, and, oh yeah, guilt. Venus behind the scenes is a virtual guarantee you’re not the one who’ll get coal in your stocking, yet it’s not about keeping score, instead experiment with ignoring and avoiding altogether whoever you don’t want to be with this season. They’ve got no trouble pointing out where you’re lacking, so feel just as empowered to tell them you’re not available.

 

Capricorn- As the Holidays rapidly approach having Mercury and Jupiter behind the scenes would indicate that you are actually feeling the spirit this season, on the other hand, with Neptune in your House of Communications you need to be careful who you get festive with. Stay away from scrooges who will make you feel sappy and sentimental, as well as tacky Christmas freaks who wear reindeer horns everywhere and think that the North Pole and Las Vegas are connected through the same garish, fluorescent wormhole. Take your lead from a reserved Venus in Scorpio as she transits your House of Groups and aligns nicely with a very serious Pluto in your sign. Stay behind the scenes, keep your shit on the down low, and plan your celebrations around a few trusted friends and family who won’t necessarily make you watch “It’s a Wonderful Life” but will instead want to quietly celebrate one with you.

 

Aquarius- Either you’re a total Scrooge who thinks Christmas is for the intellectually inferior, or else you’re the one who dresses up like Santa and “Ho ho ho’s” everyone like a righteous preacher at a fundamentalist revival. Either way the true spirit of the season would require that you back off both stances and instead maybe volunteer with the homeless or drive a truck to deliver toys for tots. Venus is in your House of Public Image as well as the reserved sign of Scorpio, and as she aligns with Pluto behind the scenes, try and make this holiday season about humanity and charity rather than an agenda of any sort……there’ll be plenty of time next year to grind whatever ax you hope to slay the world with. “Be of good cheer.”

 

Pisces- You may be feeling especially vulnerable this holiday season with Neptune in your sign being squared by a gregarious (and often insensitive) Mercury in Sagittarius. As a result you may find yourself exhausted by the demands of friends and relatives as they each compete with one another to be the ultimate Christmas Warrior. A subdued Venus in your House of Philosophy and the discreet sign of Scorpio will likely motivate you to remain behind the scenes with those who are also feeling a little shell shocked by the twinkling commercial holocaust of gift giving and excessive spending. Be sure to take some time and review how the year went for you. If there was more love and friendship than not, then make sure you’re with those particular people. And if there was someone who was there at the times when no one else was, make sure you rendezvous with them underneath the mistletoe.

Mr. Saturn’s Stars #65 Weekly Horoscopes for

Weekly Horoscopes for 12/17-12/23, 2018

 

Hi kids!!! Welcome back to Mr. Saturn’s Stars.

 

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Aries- A mysterious stranger could catch your eye this week and even though they have trouble written all over them you will probably take the bait anyway. You can thank Uranus retrograde aligning with the Full Moon in Cancer for this lapse of judgment, as it spurs on how much you just love to try and tame those bad boys (and girls). Venus in your House of Intimacy aligning with romantic Neptune behind the scenes will likely indicate that this affair will be a discreet one, which will probably be a blessing in disguise so that you won’t have to be humiliated in full public view. Saturn in your House of Career is also aligning with Venus, which means that you’ll probably survive this little indiscretion, that is, as long as it doesn’t transpire in the workplace….. Oh no, don’t tell me you’ve pooped where you eat!

 

Taurus- If you’ve been out of circulation for a while, you may just find Cupid delivering you a surprise package when you least expect it. Venus in your House of Relationships aligning with Neptune in your House of Groups will probably mean that you’ll run into this person at some sort of gathering where romance was the last thing you had on your mind, while at the same time Jupiter and Mercury in your House of Intimacy could also mean that this is someone who will get your uniquely nerdy sense of humor….Wow!… The New Moon in your House of Communication it will be in sextile to Uranus retrograde (no, that doesn’t have anything to do with sex) but it will probably mean that the biggest surprise of all here will likely be that you’re not the least bit self conscious with this new person; imagine that!

 

Gemini- With Jupiter and Mercury in your House of Partnerships the tendency now will be for you to try and dominate those around you, especially when Uranus retrograde aligns with the Full Moon and you feel fully convinced that you know absolutely everything and no one else knows anything. Instead, why don’t you let Venus in your House of Work and Neptune in your House of Career explain to you that listening to people will gain their respect far quicker than telling them what to do. Saturn in your House of Shared Resources is also trying to make you aware of certain rules we must all follow and thinking you’re above that will bring the chickens home to roost in your backyard soon enough…..word!

 

Cancer- This weeks Full Moon will be in your sign and as it lines up with Uranus retrograde in your House of Career are you finally ready to do something different so that people will start to see you differently? This especially goes for how you are perceived on the job as Mercury and Jupiter hold hands in your House of Work, so let your freak flag fly and match push for shove with a bully who is about to get schooled that they’re way out of their league. With Venus in your House of Creativity working nicely with Neptune in your House of Philosophy lure any adversaries in with your innate charm so you can kill ‘em with kindness. Like the song goes, “You’re so vicious, you hit me with a flower….. you do it every hour, you’re so vicious.” Mean people are more disarmed by kindness than kind people are by meanness.

 

Leo- As Venus and Neptune align in your Houses of Home and Transformation respectively, the Full Moon in Cancer (the sign of the Mother) will also connect with Uranus retrograde….so… why don’t you take this time to visit someone you have been neglecting (like maybe your Mom, or perhaps someone else you owe a lot to and you just don’t seem to have time for). Jupiter and Mercury holding hands in your House of Fun and Creativity will give you what it takes to be the life of the party, so why not shine some of that Solar charisma y’all got on somebody who loves you and would certainly appreciate it. Not for nothing, but Saturn is also aligning with Venus and those two are about stability, so get back to your roots and realize that without them you couldn’t have grown into the tall tree you fancy yourself now.

 

Virgo- If circumstances aren’t to your liking, then take charge of them now and put your effort where your complaining has been. Of course you shouldn’t go strong-arming anyone, especially since you can be so charming. With that in mind, serve up some of your sugar to a problem child and watch ‘em fall in line. Venus in your House of Communication and Neptune in your House of Partnerships will aid in making you a silver tongued devil, while Saturn in your House of Creativity aligning with Venus should give you the strategic abilities and direction to utilize all your schmoozing to maximum effect. The Full Moon will be in nurturing Cancer (which is your House of Groups and Dreams) so show everyone at work or at home if they really want their interests responsibly served then all they need to do is follow you. See? Like I started out telling you; action talks and bullshit walks.

 

Libra– The Full Moon this week will be in your House of Career and as it aligns with Uranus retrograde in your House of Partnerships, expect a surprise now by way of a recommendation from someone in your past who has always liked you and knows you’re the right person to do whatever a new party needs done. Jupiter and Mercury in your House of Communication will have you inspired and brimming with ideas regarding this new opportunity, while Venus in your House of Self Worth and Neptune in your House of Work will give you all the charisma (and mystique) you’ll need to magickally transform whatever the situation may be to your advantage. I hope you realize that the seeds for this were sown some time ago when both Saturn and Pluto entered your House of Foundations? After all, don’t you remember how your career looked like a vacant lot there for a while? Well, now your experiencing some advance advertising for the coming buildings and businesses…Btw, Congrats on your patience through all this…..yeah, right…hahaha!!!

 

Scorpio- Venus in your sign and Neptune in your House of Romance are currently making you, my dark beauty, into the tempter or temptress extraordinaire. Add Saturn to this mix and you will surely get whatever you’re hoping for, so just make certain all of your pursuers can afford what it takes to be with you. Jupiter and Mercury in your House of Self Worth will give you a sense of dash and panache, while the Full Moon aligning with Uranus retrograde will give the chutzpah to go after what you want if  it turns out no one is offering anything interesting. This all sounds great, perhaps even a little unreal, so you’re thinking, what’s the catch? Not much, but as Mercury gets closer to a square with Neptune next week don’t think you’ll be in this zone forever. One in the hand is worth two in the bush, so grab the best opportunity that’s in front of you and enjoy!

 

Sagittarius- With Jupiter and Mercury in your sign you are popping like a popcorn popper (and that’s a lot of popping) but where are you headed? Saturn in your House of Self Worth aligning with Venus behind the scenes would suggest you start investing in some long term plans, whether that means getting serious with a partner you’ve had for a while or starting to invest some of your money rather than just spending it. The Full Moon will be in your House of Legacies and Transformation so perhaps you should start meditating on the proverb “slow and steady wins the race.” That Full Moon will also be aspecting Uranus retrograde in your House of Creativity, so maybe you also need to be thinking about what you need to do differently to honor who you are instead of constantly doing what others expect of you? As a poet once wrote, “….the end of all our exploring/ Will be to arrive where we started/ And know the place for the first time.”

 

Capricorn- The Full Moon this week will be occurring in the nurturing sign of Cancer (your House of Partnerships) where a retrograde Uranus in your House of Symbolic Foundations will most likely test it by bringing up some of the latent fears you have about relationships. Usually when these concerns come out you head for the hills, however, with Venus currently in your House of Dreams aligning with Neptune in your House of Communication, this time you could find the courage to stay and work out the difficulties of a current partnership. Jupiter and Mercury behind the scenes should also be of great help as they assist you to find all the right words to speak your truth and express your need to love and be loved. Namaste.

 

Aquarius- For all you do, this week’s for you. Jupiter and Mercury in your House of Groups should find you (as usual) running around trying to take care of everything for everyone while at the same time ignoring your own needs. Venus in your House of Career aligning with Neptune in your House of Self Worth will be trying to point out the irony of how you depend on all this giving to feel needed, although the real question is will you have to have a breakdown first to realize how unrealistic it is to be available to the world 24/7? The Full Moon in nurturing Cancer and your House of Service will be aspected by Uranus retrograde at your I.C (the root of your chart) meaning that you could indeed have an unpleasant surprise if you’re not willing to slow down and take care of yourself. After all, what good are you to anyone (including yourself) if you’re sick?

 

Pisces- Up until now you’ve been focused on following the normal rules for success, however, this week something may just click where all of a sudden you feel compelled to be a rebel. Jupiter and Mercury in your House of Career and the nutty sign of Sagittarius will likely provide the inspiration for this sudden urge to non-conformity, while the Full Moon in your House of Creativity aligning with Uranus retrograde in your House of Self Worth will provide the necessary chutzpah to fly your freak flag high. Just remember to try and have a sense of humor about whatever it is you’re doing to challenge the status quo, after all, no one appreciates a self righteous reformer who feels it’s their duty to cast aspersions on the foibles of others. Opinions are like noses, everybody has one no matter how convinced you are of holding the higher ground.