Weekly Horoscopes for 9/3-9/9, 2018
Hi kids!!! Looks like we may be emerging from the Astrological doldrums at last. With two planets changing signs this week and Saturn going station/direct, it should start to feel like it does getting that first leg out of bed in the morning…..well, at least that’s something.
Aries- Hope your Summer was fun because with Mercury moving into your House of Work and Venus entering your House of Transformation, it’s time to kick off the flip-flops and put on your work boots (or suit) and get hunched over that grindstone. The New Moon will also be in your House of Work aligning with Jupiter in your House of Transformation, so expect both opportunities and responsibilities to be increasing, especially with Saturn going direct in your House of Career and looking over your shoulder like a boss with a maniacal gleam in his eye. Things may end up getting hectic, but with Uranus retrograde in your House of Earnings it may just end up being worth your while.
Taurus- If you have been neglecting your responsibilities to a partner, this may be the week when you’ll have to make amends. With Uranus retrograde in your sign and Mercury entering your House of Creativity to align with Venus entering your House of Relationships, plan a surprise for your significant other or business partner and make sure it just reeks of thoughtfulness, otherwise you may be running the risk of wasting that New Moon aligning with Jupiter in your Houses of Romance and Partnerships along with all the perks and kisses such an aspect would suggest.
Gemini- Saturn going station/direct in your House of Transformation would suggest a reckoning of sorts, especially if you’ve been cutting corners in your responsibilities toward others. Mercury entering your House of Foundations along with Venus entering your House of Work will likely be about a need to act nicer than you have been, as well as paying attention to certain basic rules that you’ve also probably disregarded. Add to all this the fact that the New Moon will also be in your House of Foundations aligning with Jupiter, and the stage is set for you to either turn over a new leaf and fulfill your prescribed duties, or else get ready for a big blowout with your disgruntled colleagues which you likely won’t win.
Cancer- As Mercury enters your House of Communication this week and aligns with Venus entering your House of Creativity, get ready for some unexpected good news. Saturn going station/direct in your House of Partnerships will also be in alignment with Mercury and Venus, meaning that someone who has been a pain in your ass ever since you can remember may finally get the big adios as the winds of change blow them off to Siberia or wherever their kind deserves to be. Uranus retrograde in your House of Dreams may see you receiving help from an unexpected source, perhaps someone you helped in the past who wants to repay the favor. The New Moon will also be in your House of Communications and as it aligns with Jupiter make sure to reach out to someone you haven’t heard from in a while; they may have some interesting news to share…..and fun times as well!!!
Leo- With the Sun and Mercury in your House of Self Worth this week, as well as Jupiter and Venus in your House of Foundations, this could be the perfect time for you to transform either your appearance or your circumstances. Start an exercise program, look for a new job, perhaps even implement some home improvements, it doesn’t really matter what you do, just make sure that it’s about reflecting elements of self-love and hope rather than resigning yourself to being disappointed by any individual or situation. The New Moon will also be in your House of Self Worth, and as it aligns with both Jupiter and Pluto, keep in mind this is the perfect time to release whatever isn’t working so there can be space for something better to come in and sweep you off your feet.
Virgo- There is a lot of activity in your sign now as your ruler Mercury arrives along with a New Moon at the end of the week. Jupiter will soon accompany Venus in your House of Communications, and when these two eventually combine with Neptune in your House of Partnerships, it could end up being a time of particularly fruitful correspondences with both family and friends. As Saturn goes station/direct in your House of Fun, consider planning a party or helping someone else out with their celebration. Uranus in your House of Philosophy will have you wanting to get out of any situation you feel restricted by, so let that New Moon in your sign over the weekend inspire you to make plans to get out of Dodge, even if it’s just into a bottle of vino.
Libra- With Jupiter in your House of Self Worth and Venus soon to follow, you may be in store for an unexpected surprise this week, especially if you’ve been struggling with a project (as well as your self-confidence). Saturn going station/direct in your House of Foundations could offer some traction now if things at home have been stuck, particularly if you’ve been lacking either the time or the motivation to fix whatever isn’t working. Uranus retrograde in your House of Transformation should open up your intuition, especially if you have been too pragmatic and pessimistic as of late with all the recent retrograde planets. The good news is we’re down from 5 of those backward suckers to only 3 this week and you’re still standing…….let’s celebrate…first round on Venus and Jupiter!
Scorpio- “You’ve got the look, you’ve got the look,” especially with Venus and Jupiter in your sign now, I mean could anyone look more Gotherotic than you at this time ?……I DON’T THINK SO…… Add Neptune in your House of Creativity and Pluto in your House of Communication, and you’re essentially a walking performance piece of everyone’s fantasies. Of course with Uranus retrograde in your House of Relationships be well aware that your charisma now ain’t about love, that comes later after getting to know a nice person, right now this is about surviving as much fun as a person can stand without getting a belly ache or an STD. I know this all sounds a little intense, but don’t worry, if you’re lucky, the New Moon in Virgo should keep you as pure as the driven snow; and remember, I did say Venus and Jupiter (the Benefics who bring all good things) are in your sign.
Sagittarius- Mercury will be entering your House of Career this week just as Venus slips behind the scenes into your House of Confinement making it clearly apparent (if it isn’t already) that when it comes to your career you are your own worst enemy. The good news though it that with the new Moon also in your House of Career aligning with Pluto in your house of Self Worth and Jupiter in your House of Secrets, you will finally be motivated to get to the bottom of this “self worth” crap because, quite frankly, it’s insulting to have an idiot who couldn’t find their ass with both hands telling you what to do and getting paid a lot more than you for it. Saturn going station/direct should also be of help in this matter, especially as it aligns with Uranus retrograde in your House of Work to spur you on to look for another place to offer your services. Let me tell you something, you know what the secret is to feeling worthy of success? Persistence, which simply means proving to yourself what you’re worth by not giving up until you get what you want.
Capricorn- What do you want and what will it take to get there? As Mercury enters its home sign of Virgo and your House of Philosophy, this and many other pragmatic questions should be making the rounds in your gray matter. Add to this both Venus and Jupiter in your House of Dreams and you may just be the cat’s pajamas this week on the job or anywhere else you feel a burning desire to succeed. Saturn going direct in your sign should also give you a boost, especially as it still trines Uranus in your House of Creativity. The kicker though should be the New Moon in your House of Philosophy as it opposes Neptune in your House of Logic, helping you come to the welcome epiphany that you’re a lot more capable than you ever imagined…congratulations!
Aquarius- As Mercury enters your House of Transformation and aligns with Uranus retrograde in your House of Foundations, you are probably turning over and over in your mind every possible way for you to change your present circumstances. Jupiter and Venus in your House of Career would indicate that opportunities are available, but it probably won’t be until after the New Moon at the end of the week that the fish will start biting, especially since Neptune in opposition to the New Moon in your House of Self Worth has let you down before when you were convinced a sure thing was at hand. Saturn going station/direct behind the scenes should also help to loosen things up a bit by making it feel like it does when you release the emergency brake on your car and things can start rolling freely again.
Pisces- You better figure out quick what your partner needs from you (especially if you haven’t been paying attention) because they will tell you this week in no uncertain terms if they haven’t been getting what they want; and loudly too! Venus and Jupiter in your House of Intimacy represent a pair of lucky 4-leaf clovers just waiting to be picked, but only if you can activate your Spidey sense in time and divine the root of your partners festering dissatisfaction. Saturn going station/direct in your House of Dreams and aligning with Uranus retrograde in your house of Communication could be of valuable assistance in figuring out how to be in two places at once (in your head as well as wherever the rest of you currently is) since being exclusively in your head as of late has been the reason for your partner’s grumpiness along with most of your other current problems.